Reddit Worst Recipes: Dishwasher Salmon / Vegan Hotdog
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- Опубликовано: 1 июл 2024
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0:00 - Intro
0:00 - Vegan Hotdog
2:23 - Vegan Hotdog Upgraded
3:04 - Cookie Boiga
4:25 - Dishwasher Salmon
6:56 - Triwhich Mk 2
9:17 - Buckwheat and Oysters
13:51 - Podcast Bumper
14:49 - End 
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glad to see zach finally had the common sense to refuse your invitation to dinner
bold of you to assume he survived the last dinner
He was too busy getting ghosted by rainman
@@Mawyman2316wdym?
@@thetankhunter100he got ghosted by an autistic broad
@@thetankhunter100 a joke sam made recently on a podcast was his brother had a one night stand from tinder with “rainman” and then got blocked. Basically just a lower functioning autistic woman.
Sam not knowing what relish is is probably the funniest part of this video
(Edit: cool)
to be fair why would someone put chopped up pickles on a cucumber/pickle
@@morgannull4685yeah but come on, just like cabbage, cucumber taste a lot different when pickled.
@@morgannull4685aint no way you making an argument that cucumbers taste the same as pickles
bro that was the nastiest fucking relish, relish isn't supposed to look like shit
@@barrothontherocks3325 because it's fairly common to be put on hotdogs
I love how he ate the cookie burger like he was going to give it a semi-decent score.
😅
I've never eaten it and I can guarantee that's a 15/10 for me. Shit looks fire.
According to his own metrics, a cookie burger with cheese is worse than a cucumber in a hot dog bun.
Update, just made fresh baked chocolate chip cookies and a burger, ate what he made and it was indeed 15/10. Sam is a liar.
@@noise3312
Next time use an old fashioned doughnut instead of the two cookies. Easily 20/10
Love that Abby was more concerned about cleaning shit and throw up, than Sam potentially eating toxic chemicals.
Let's be honest: most shit we buy at the Supermarket are a moxture of chemicals.
Food Illness, though, that would be a chalkebge to Sam.
@@bruceluiz you do realise everything is made up of chemicals right?
Bro didnt learn in chemistry lol. We are made of the same shit as stone, iron and radiation, just a specific amount
i love that even sams wife fears his cooking. truly no one is safe in his home.
I don't know if he has children but if he has and they have seen his cooking, I think they will need therapy in about 15 years.
Long time viewers will know that Sam didn't let Abby cook for a while because she kept burning his food. This is what we call a character arc
He has 1 or 2, I dont remember exactly but its atleast 1 kid in the home@@livingcheese2910
@@livingcheese2910he has two daughters
Sam has never seen or tried relish on a hotdog before?!? Lol
Not even a minute in and Sam can't identify the relish on a hotdog
if it aint neon nuclear waste green, miss me with ya "relish"
He went straight to beer shits lmao😂
Honestly I just think he wanted to make the beer shits comment
I think that's passion fruit dawg
Ngl, that did look like diarrhea
4:05 - The build up on scoring the Cookie Boiga is a god damn work of art.
Boob music hits different
Sam came across a man in a diabetic coma but left him to die because of his social anxiety. Ultimate gamer
Bro this sent me 😂
not only did he cooked the salmon in the dishwasher, he cleaned his dishes and seasoned it with the cleaner powder. i thought it was gonna be an empty dishwasher 💀
When you're payin the watah bills ya gotta pinch every penny ya can
and with the fold open on top so that all the water gets in and none out.
The full experience 😂
cost of living mate
Two part winner. Your fish is tainted by soap and your dishes smell like fish.
I've grown buckwheat before in my driveway. You can actually eat the leaves, they're definitely better than the seeds. Problem is if you eat too much of the leaves it can cause photosensitivity where you get sunburned really easily. As if eating buckwheat out in your driveway wasn't already the whitest activity you've ever heard of, it makes your pasty translucent skin even more scalded by the sun.
All I'm hearing is "force feed buckwheat leaves to gingers and laugh as they combust like ants under a magnifying glass in the sun".
Makes sense for the Russians then.
The god damn image of some guy munching on some leaves at like 2 pm under the scorching sun is just incredible.
Be proud of being white.
There's no way that's true lol
There are many dishes that come with buckwheat here in Poland, you might like it with some meat or mushroom sauce, or maybe ghoulash~
Also, buckwheat honey is my favorite type of honey ❤ If you look it up, it's very dark brown in color which is very cool
Buckwheat honey smells amazing
Buckwheat by itself is godly
Bee honey is much better
@@mattg4705 All honey comes from bees, buddy ^^'
So the cookie burger has eluded me for years, until now,
you need to make soft home made salty peanut butter cookies, lean away from sweet more into savory. It's actually kind of great.
Honestly... add like a mango chutney to tie it together and you might be onto something. I'm thinking caramelized onions, mango chutney, arugula, maybe some goat cheese on a burger made with extra salty peanut butter cookies.
What have you done? Why have you done this to me?
I guess Zack finally bounced back from his divorce and stopped eating sams horrible reddit food for 50 bucks a plate
here's to hoping man
He’ll be back
Not even a minute in and he's putting a cucumber in a hot dog bun, and topping it with condiments. It's gonna be a good video, fellas.
Unfortunately it wasn't really... one "vegan hotdog" then a cookie burger. That's not Reddits worst recipes honestly
Can't count the salmon either, he didn't try it.
Bro is a grown ass man, didn’t even know what relish is either 😂
@@chrisjvasdidn't even throw it on a grill either
it clearly was supposed to be a pickle, pickles are always better
I'm polish and we often have buckwheat for dinner, with a fried egg ans a glass of kefir, which is like fermented milk, they go really well together. You should try it :p
Watching you progressively turn more and more red while eating the cookie-burger is the funniest thing.
Properly cooked buckwheat with salt and butter is unironically one of the tastiest grains, great comfy winter food.
give me some oatmeal with fruit in it any day, buckwheat is literal starvation food for peasants
@@moonashabro you know that's pretty much applicable to all grains right? Oatmeal is literally poor farmer food, we used to feed it to livestock before the industrialization of grain.
nah man Bulgur cooked in olive oil is where its at.
Buckwheat is slavic cuisine. You just cannot go wrong with it. Meat, bird, fish, maybe make it into a porridge with a bit of sugar/honey in it.
buckwheat is not a grain.
getting clams because someone was having a stroke in front of the oysters is one of the funniest stories i have ever heard
The "hot dog" might be good if you peeled the cucumber, sliced it (maybe only use half per bun) and instead of ketchup and mustard, you used dill and tzatziki.
So basically, it might be good if it were a completely different item.
I like how you actually try them and don't just hate all of them purposely. Love these interesting and different food videos!
You weren’t in enough pain from your loss, and decided you needed to feel additional pain to strengthen this character arc, specifically gastrointestinal. You are a modern day martyr. An Atlas, carrying the weight of the world on your back. Sisyphus, beginning the day with cursed meal prep and ending the day with more cursed meal prep. I imagine you as being happy.
What loss
@@Jackson-vm6nvSam’s mother passed away recently
Sam not knowing what relish is, amazing.
AND THEN making relish by adding a pickle, and calling it better lmao.
10/10.
Exactly what I was thinking. Its just a hotdog without the dog 🤣
Relish is not just straight chopped up pickle tho lol.
@JohnClam 🤣 i cant tell the difference
Another classic series, thanks brother.
Also a massive fan of the podcast and wanted to give my condolences
At least she has company on the shelf ❤
My little Slavic heart broke into million pieces hearing you tear into buckwheat like that 💔
Buckwheat cooked with some butter, carrots, onion and meat is heavenly! Ultimate comfort food.
Japanese soba noodles are super tasty too, and they’re made from buckwheat))
so wholesome that sam shows us what he's been cooking his wife and kids for dinner!! how sweet 🥰🥰
oh gods, the humanity, not even his children were spared
With how much sugar McDonald's puts in their buns, you may as well be eating a cookie burger if you get one from there.
Pissed me off that he only gave that a 3. Ain't no way he didn't enjoy every bite of that
@@Sube-Tubei don't imagine chocolate with cheese and beef tastes too great
The editing on this is classy, borderline artistic. Love the aspect ratio and use of greenscreen, sam has always been innovative in his greenscreens.
I love how high contrast sams media is, its a type of comfort for me, watching him ponder over the buger cookie was also rad
Gordon Ramsay been real quiet since Sam dropped this video
It’s been 8 minutes nigga
It's been 7 minutes?
@@HaiImNyx yeah he's lying down for a nap rn
@@vampledamplehe's not gonna be very happy when he wakes up
@@HaiImNyxthat's what the big Gordon Ramsay conglomerates want you to think
witnessing sam throw random assortments of food together and devouring them noisily while chunks fly from his mouth, much like an ogre consuming a villages food stuffs after murdering the occupants, brings a whole new kind of sexual gratification
I wish I could unread this comment
@@zade8586bear witness
I hope you get the help you deserve desperately
Nah
Favorite series hands down. Your brother must have found other financial assistance to be blessed to miss this. lol
I really dig the aesthetic of the edit and just everything in general, props for being original and going for your own look.
buckwheat with gravy actually tastes good, you can also add a little bit butter after you done cooking it for more flavour, and yes im from Russia(as a poor student you either eat buckwheat/pasta or doshirak(instant noodles) and i didn't want to ruin my stomach so i chose buckwheat/rice/noodles)
buckwheat is definitely preferable to rice or wheat any day of the week, both taste and nutrition wise
just not every goddamn day of the week
he also undercooked it so yeah, it's gonna be gnarly
i'd rather make hatchet soup
@@uzbekistanplaystaion4BIOScrek or hatchet porridge
I love my buckwheat and I'm from Canada. Maybe it's a cold country thing.
buckwheat with any tushonka (canned meat) in slowcooker is the manliest survival cold vibe meal there is beside pemmican. Try it fellas
Very good to see that your brother is finally in a position where he doesn't need to be tortured by you for money.
The Retro-futurism theme you & your editor capture are awesome. Pre-fallout stuff
I miss this series. Thank you for making another.
Sam, have you never had relish on a hot dog before? Now that you've described it as 'beer shits' on a bun, I don't think I'll ever see relish the same way again. Thanks! :)
Gonna be calling it that from now on, especially at family barbecues. “Can you pass the beer shits, grandma?”
It was some really fucked up lookin relish, don’t blame him for mistaking it with feces
I have never been so glad Sam's wife asked him to not harm himself by eating the salmon.
I live for these videos. Thanks for continuing the trend.
wishing you the best sam, sending all the love and thoughts.
Hearing Sam make the same sounds that an idle monster would make in a horror game as he bites into the burger, makes my day.
Sam talking about how he didn’t murder that man in the rascal for the podcast is truly the talent they need at the food network
I always get super excited to see a general Sam upload. This is my favorite series he does 😂
what sam cooks for these videos makes me feel really confident with the half ass bullshit i make at home
What's a favorite of yours
I made some double baked sour cream and chive potatoes this weekend. They were delicious. The trick is to put at least 3 Tbs of grated cheddar cheese into the mash and sprinkling the tops with a copious quantity before the final bake at 375 for 10-15 min.
@@pottingsoil723dear lord that sounds like a meal fit for the gods
@@pottingsoil723 i cut a microwave pizza with scissors on a desk.
@@diegorojas3886 👏👏magnifique
The difference between how sam handles the triwitch then versus now is phenomenal. He had some practice between because he handled it flawlessly
Just fully miced up for the uncut eating parts. Thank u for that disgustingness I appreciate it
The years I've been watching Sam. Always taken back by Jippy and his soundtrack and music choices hella underrated ❤
Kitchen redesign is looking great champ, glad you're getting on the tools - Dad xx
We actually had a discussion over lunch yesterday about where buckwheat is still eaten, while having buckwheat of course. I wouldn't say it's common in Poland, where I live, but all the stores stock it, and we do opt for it sometimes. Can't say I'm a fan though. Anyway, we came to the conclusion that it's eaten in Poland and Russia
Can confirm that it's very popular in Russia
Honestly some of my favorite content on youtube rn 😂
This just in: Sam has never seen relish on a hot dog before
My only regret having watched sam since i was 11.
I am 24 now.
Is that i have run out of general sam videos.
Sam will never know what he helped get me through just by him goofing around.
Im getting ready to go through marine basic training.
Youre a great youtuber.
i love these episodes ! thanks!
im going to completely level with you - the haste with which I click food related GS thumbnails beats my speed of clicking gameplay by about 2 country miles
These videos truly give me the energy that's needed to go through my days. The chaos of these recipes is just too efficient of an energizer.
Bro how awful and sad is your life if that's a true statement? Or are you just basic bitch commenting "this saved me"
sometimes i think my beard is whack for a 23 yr old but then i see this grown man actual family father and he just manages to make me feel better about myself
Lmao was watching all the other ones last night and was wondering when id see this one😂😂😂
My exact thoughts on the banana pinching debate, thank you for speaking up!
Sam not knowing what relish is, is absolutely hilarious to me
He's a very sheltered and ignorant boy
Suppose that food is supposed to make you less hungry, this looks like some good damn food.
These videos are my favorite. Loved the story about the dead guy at the grocery store! 😊
Sam, you are giving me a warm and comforting feeling. If I ever upload my recipes ... there is this one guy who might try it.
Thank you :)
as if my day wasnt bad enough, now i have to sit through this vile shit.
thanks sam, appreciate all you do.
I love watching my favorite youtuber eating trash for our entertainment. Thank you Sam for this blessing upon this dreary day.
lmao the triwhich got me real good. at first I thought "Ok...but why" then i saw you take a bite of that bad boy and the realization of the endless combination possibilities hit me all at once like a 8 gram shroom trip hitting when you suddenly stand up
Seeing you and Zack with the chicken in a can literally made me laugh the hardest of 2022, bring Zack back.
Glad to hear from scabs I was starting to get worried you cooked dishwasher salmon one too many times
Papa Sam, lemme just say right quick, you a straight up homie. All your dogshit content makes me smile endlessly and gives me some hope for this world. Keep doing what ya do my guy, and we all know you loved the hotdog. Hope she doesn't come out whole 💯
Lowkey one of your best series
that cookie flip for the top, marvelous sir.
Sam you should try buckwheat with milk, its a very common breakfast in ex ussr countries 😊 its actually delicious, just dont forget to wash it before boiling 😅
It's tastes delicious my ass. Literally animal food that only us slavs eat coz we are poor as heck. Thx God I make enough to not eat this shit anymore. I would rather eat plain spaghetti than this
@@Rasta796 traitor, how dare you disrespect grechka like that. I have to admit that buckwheat in other countries tastes like ass, but good buckwheat from slavic countries slap.
@@Rasta796 waaaahhh waaaahhhh
learn to cook, it may help@@Rasta796
Sam needs to graduate to the next level: British Recipes
I ate so many peanut butter & honey sandwiches growing up that I may be partly composed of bread, peanuts, and bee juice.
I love the 4:3, it feels so authentic. You're a good filmographer brother even if you are just fucking around
The cookie burger isn’t actually a bad idea, chocolate goes surprisingly well with meat and the cookie dough is pretty inoffensive, it’s just an unusual texture but it’s probably pretty decent
Doughnut burger is probably a better idea but this shouldn't be too terrible.
@@wesw9586there was a place in Indiana that actually sold doughnut burgers. It was not good. Indiana had the most depressing food scene I’ve ever had the misfortune to experience
Dark chocolate melted on a burger with a good brioche bun actually is really good
Not gonna lie, if Sam got on food network, I would actually watch food network again. I would absolutely watch General Sams cooking show on live TV.
I did not expect you to mention PB and honey sandwiches, I've been eating them for years and nobody I mention it to has ever tried it somehow. It's a great sandwich especially if you load it up on both sides with PB
Zack must have gotten his life together to be not sitting here eating a cookie burger
I'm working on a special recipe, mack and cheese. It's like mac and cheese, but instead of being macaroni in a cheesy sauce, it's mackerel in a cheesy sauce.
I highly respect that Sam actually genuinely tries everything he cooks.
dishwasher salmon
@@Chubby_Lemon We don’t want him to die so I respect that too
The custom video size is a nice immersive touch.
the sequel we didnt need but were asking for
im 10 seconds in, and i feel the need to expresso just how much i love watching these, Sam's vibe mixed with possibly hazardous food recipies, just perfect
TLDR: never clicked so fast
Espresso
Espresso
Sam made this video as an excuse to eat the cookie burger
This is the content i scroll through youtube to find. ❤️ thank you sir.
Can't wait for the Sam and Binging With Babish crossover.
And the follow up where Sam accidently both burns the place down and gives everyone food poisoning from undercooking everything.
The sight and sound of Sam munching that cucumber reminded me of Grendel eating that guys head from Beowulf.
the banana monkey joke was funny af. but yeah opening them the other way means you dont get the stringy bits and you have the stem as a handle to keep the banana from getting mushed
No
There is no way that cookie boiga was a 3/10 after you destroyed more than half of it
THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
the video being square shaped really made my head hurt for a minute there
Gordon Ramsay has been real quiet ever since General Sam became a high tier chef
The fact that general Sam has kids and doesn't know what relish is makes me wonder what their futures are gonna be like.
I love how you take the biggest bite possible, truly bold.
Im ashamed to say I saw the thumbnail and immediately went on ubereats to order a burger and cookies to try it while I watched. Pretty goddamn good
Around 7 years ago when I was a proper stoner in a college house my friends girlfriend had buckwheat cereal…
Even having the munchies I called it horsefood and never touched her cereal again 🤣
When your wife urged you not to eat the salmon and you followed that advice my relief was palpable
Oh thank God another General Sam cooking video
I generally look forward to these more than I ever should.
Sam let me on the podcast I do witchcraft