Markiplier Makes: PIE
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- Опубликовано: 13 мар 2019
- Happy #PiDay! Let's MAKE SOME PIES (without recipes)
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The “We need more time” “We don’t need more time!” bit really hits hard now
Was just about to say that, memento mori my friend, we were there
Our tears will hydrate the swords at the throats of our enemies. Memento Mori.
It really does 😔😔
why this making me want to cry ;-;
Nooooo😢😢
Markiplier's Fruit Pie
Ingredients:
All-purpose flour
Salted stick of butter
Large box of Blueberries
Large box of Raspberries
7 Apples
Grounded Cinnamon
Grounded Nutmeg
Cane sugar
Salt
2 Eggs
[Making the "pie crust"]
Don't wash your hands, there is no reason to. Optionally rub the nearest person to you for that rustic taste
Spray a little spit into the bowl for that nice pop of flavor
Add about a cup and a half of flour
Add a teaspoon of salt
Add 2 eggs
Contemplate who opened and used the cinnamon
Never touch the nutmeg, it is just there for emotional support
Possibly 2-3 tablespoons of water or enough to make the texture look dough like
Flour the surface you are using
Knead the dough and start beating the dough until you are close
After a bit of beating and kneading form the dough into a thick circle or a mound like thing
Beat the dough with a rolling pin 27 times
Place 2-3 squares of butter on half of the dough and fold it
Beat the dough with the rolling pin evenly
Repeat the last 2 steps again
Fold the dough 6 more times without butter and roll it out after each fold, no this is not a croissant silly
You should have folded your dough a total of 8 times
Prove the dough for an hour
[Making the filling]
Peel 7 apples
Note that you don't have any whores
Place pan on stove at medium heat
Slice 2 apples into 4 faces around the core. The core should end up as a rectangular cutout
Save the 2 cores for your dead family
Place apple into pan and then realize they are too big
Cut each face into thirds and add back into pan
Add half a box of blueberries
Squish 2 handfuls of raspberries and add them to the pan
Dust the fruit and berries with sugar with an even coating
Cook until berries are soft
Say goodbye to the 5 other apples you will never use
[Completing the pie]
Split dough into 2 portions
Flour your surface and roll out dough
Perform windowpane test
Place first portion into the pie tray
Add filling
Roll out other portion of dough and put it on top of the filling
Perform windowpane test again
Cut out extra dough and cut 4 holes 90 degrees from each other
Bake pie until golden on center rack
Congratulations you made Markiplier's croissant fruit pie! You can find the recipes for Ethan's pizza and Tyler's Pretzel in their respective videos if you are lucky. Or control + f "Tyler's Pretzel Recipe" and "Ethan's Recipe" and go ham scrolling through the comments.
the effort put into this is amazing
He used One egg
Everyone needs emotional support nutmeg.
29:34 I wish they did milk this for all it's worth
Hats off to you! This is amazing!
I dont know how Ethan used the whisk correctly and broke it and how Mark was just mashing with it and didn’t
A whisk is for batter they were making dough so using it correctly put too much pressure
maybe mark broke it and left it for ethan to find
i think it was a collapsable whisk
@@happypantsfilmmaker1797I dont know how or why, but when i first read this, i thought it said, "Collapsable Twink" and was like "Yeah i can see ethan being a collapseable twink"
@@DudeGunmanwhat?!😰😰
-*Ethan:* is confident then has a mental breakdown
-*Mark:* Half tries and his turns out the best
-*Tyler:* Sincerly tries his best and is also the calmest
You have described all cooking with markiplier videos.
Technically Tyler’s turned out the best in flavor and Mark just had the best looking
the boys
Rn Spurgn and ethan’s, well it just failed
"whoever is editing this..."
"𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝓂𝑒"
"put a bunch of gore and blood in this"
"𝓃𝑜"
man marks voice is fucking awesome when he talks like that, Marks voice is awesome in general!
*no*
When those parts come up, I like to imagine it's Dark editing the video.
@@trashrat30 I'm still waiting for the Markiplier Cinematic Universe to get out of this Origins stage and catch back up with itself in the Markiplier TV era, when the different versions of Mark take over the channel.
@@trashrat30 wooow!
"i put three!" "i put two?" "i put one."
you're supposed to put *none*
Wait really? I didn’t know that I never make homemade pie crust I get the already made one lol
@@thefnafgang7372 yup, pie crusts are usually just flour, fat (butter, lard, shortening), and water. no eggs other than maybe an egg wash for browning purposes
@@jacksonpurcell8625 noted for the next time I make pie
Thank you for sharing your smarts
i was searching for someone to have commented this thank u
Thank you! 🤣 I was literally shaking my head when they put eggs in their crust.
Mark: Made a good-looking pie
Tyler: Made a good-tasting pie
Ethan: Made a _pie?_
nah ethan made a soul consumer
Ethan made a 20/20 looking pie
Scary pie
He made a face
Quotes from this video that float in my mind.
Eef: "Sex is great, but you ever had a pie?"
Mark: "We need to develop the glutens..." *proceeds to punch pie dough*
Tyler: "I had a great dream about Mickey Mouse chopping carrots that were screaming!"
Such chaos, such beauty.
God it's been like 3 years since this vid was posted and I'm just now commenting, oof.
Eh could be worse, could be 4
Don't forget "If you don't have a filling in your pie you dont have a pie fuckhole"
@@benelated5638 How about 4 and change?
you forgot to mention the singing while slicing the apples
Mine extra one is:
"OHH, if you don't have a filling in your pie, you don't have a pie, fuck-hole!"
Mark sounds like hes a judge on a cooking show
Tyler sounds like he's a contestant on said cooking show
Ethan sounds like the crazy guy who escaped the asylum and found his way onto a studio set for a cooking show
= All Markiplier Makes videos
Yes, the GCPD is working hard on getting Ethan back to intensive treatment in Arkham asylum
Oh shoot... 666 likes..
I instantly thought of Mettaton from undertale when you said he sounds like a judge on a cooking show, I think I need mental help
Oh my god. XD
Mark: WE GREW UP POOR
Also Mark: I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS
What a glow-up
He only had an ass brick growing up, so ovens are the epitome of privilege and wealth to him
Hey, he got a lot of bad karma for living in a dumpster.
@@DemonBoy-zs5hk I wasn't trying to steal anyone's comment. I didn't read all the comments on this video so if someone else made this comment as well and feels I stole it, I apologize. I didn't see any other comment like this, so it was not my intention.
I remember that! 😂 That's from his Creme Brulee episode right?
Tyler: makes pie crust
Mark: makes a croissant
Ethan: makes an abomination
Ok
@@punkleton9901 why respond if you were just gonna say "ok" like???
ok
@@quinnethquinniganNot only did I say "Ok" almost a year ago, but another person said it as well
@@punkleton9901 i was just asking the point of saying "ok" to a comment
Because of Ethan, I've decided to make a face pie
Update: so my oven decided to "clean itself" while my pie was in there so the face looks more cursed than it should've
LMFAO
HOW DOES AUTO CLEAN EVEN WORK
what how!?!
LMFAOO
😂😂😂
The title isn't wrong... Mark did make a pie, Tyler made a tart with a little thingy on top and Ethan... He was there...
Ethan cooked somebody's face
It's very rare for a comment to make me laugh
You are one of the rare the ones
@@angelapickett198 you and me both
john bade Ethan probably sliced someones face off
@@papasauce6040 me too!
mark:*presses on his pie* "oh look steam comes out!"
ethan:*presses on his pie*
me: "oh look you can hear the screams of the damned!"
christiaan Coetser the broken the beaten and the damned
faceless_phan do I hear the g note calling😂
Just Another Artist you sure? Cuz you made this comment two weeks ago, and they made theirs one month ago.
And yours three hours! Counting is fun! (literally becoming patton from sanders sides)
Pro Vlogs I have found another Fander
Mark thinking that he knows the secret trick to making a pie crust:
Croissant: imma ruin this whole man's career
To be fair, croissant crust pie sounds very good.
I love baking pies, this video was a roller coaster of emotions for me.
Mark: "You need to develop the gluten"
Me: "NO!"
HARD. SAME. my inner chef is traumatized.
All I know about making apple pie is that Ethan Cored the Apples bad.
Chewy Crust™
Lol. Pastry chef here. Nooooooo to the extra gluten development in the pie dough. 😂. Just no.
tylers pie slice looks like something out of a shop. markes slice looks like something home made. Ethans looks back at you
I really like Tyler's one, it looks so good with all the berries
edit: I can't stop thinking about the pies, especially Tyler's. like no joke, I wanna eat the pies they made. whenever I'm hungry I just watch this video
The snack that -smiles- stares back!
I spat out my spaghetti while reading this
@Fun With Minerals i can actually, but not bake
@Fun With Minerals bro shut up, leave people alone
Every Markiplier Makes like:
Mark: *I grew up poor*
Tyler: *L A U G H S*
Ethan: *E G G*
ETHAN'S HOW TO BASIC!!!
Albert Shi in this he’s like, “Appul”
@@EchoSD Oh...My...God.
Albert Shi this is the most accurate shit I swear😂😂😂😭
@@EchoSD your soooo.....right
Tyler's pie: Is a nice pie
Mark's pie: Super appealing to look at
Ethan's pie: You don't eat the pie, the pie eats you
C U R S E D P I E
It's very obvious when Mark is editing by how many times someone's face is distorted, and I love it
Mark: being a masochist
Ethan: having a mental breakdown
Tyler: genuinely making a pie
Me: still recovering from unus annus
I ahate you
@@gabriellopez5876 tf they do to you
@@gabriellopez5876 badlands ripoff, don’t disrespect ocean chugger.
Tyler is always so genuine with it though.
Tyler made a tart
Mark made a pie with uncut crust
And Ethan made- a sacrifice-
LMAOO
I don't know why this made me laugh so much XD
It is not a tart, it is called a lattice, its a type of pie.
Pie needs to be sweeter than hell. :3
wavey04 is it? Idk it’s not like I’m a pie expert lol, all I know is that a tart is like a pie but without the top crust
Mark: I can’t think of a single redeeming quality about your creation.
Ethan: Scare factor.
That is indeed a quote from the video.
@@Avruthlelbh Good spotting :)
Watching this in 2022, still laughing at it (also, I was late to the party, lol). Also...am I the only one who wants to see "Markiplier Makes: Pasta"?
I want to see Markiplier Makes: Doughnuts
Oh god both of those ideas i so want to see
Omg that'd be amazing
I'd love that! And possibly a markiplier makes: cupcakes if they haven't already? It's simple but I'd love to see how they do the frosting haha
@@sobble821 I see Mark trying to overcomplicate the process and make some fancy swiss meringue thingy, I see Tyler being dead silent as he tries to make actual frosting, and Ethan coming away with sweetened butter XD
Ethan: *doing his best*
The Audience: *Everyone liked that* 🥺
Nice joke now lets talk bout that I funny watermark
Im the 666th like haha I got the funny number
@@endithme1797 you mean 69 or 420 right
E
@@endithme1797 LMAO XD HAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD
Ethan's psychopath pie:
_1 HUMAN FACE_
_3 Pounds of microwaved apples_
***Yandere pie.***
Mmm... just like how mama used to make it.
Your Nico looks like a psychopath... crap...
Human face... Hannibal?!
@@printstrname5346 *NO*
Pie crust is literally just flour, butter, water and salt. How can you get that so wrong 😂
On god, it's so easy
@ƬЄҲƬ MЄ ƠƝ ƬЄԼЄƓƦƛ @markiplier40 bot lol
egg
@@9esperr6sucks9 no egg
@@9esperr6sucks9
STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-
Mark and Ethan: *being as reckless and crazy as possible*
Meanwhile Tyler: *just casually peacefully making his pie*
Ethan: is confused
Mark: succeeds through sheer will
Tyler: genuinely tries
Mark is a man of focus... commitment... and sheer will, something the rest know very little about, I once saw him bake the greatest pie ever in a video... with his hand... his fuckin hand...
Boooom man 500th like!
daniel
Stop. Just stop.
why don’t u stop
That's it. That's the whole series.
Ethan: "Heapass"
Mark: "No one gets that joke yet"
Ethan: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
... what’s the joke?
Or where do I go to find it?
@@dianalioness8257 markiplier makes: lego
Andrea Teves thanks.
Mario
what time was it at?
Me: lmao this is hilarious
Also me who bakes: this hurts me deeply
Why’d they all put egg in their pie crust 😭
Now that I think about it that’s probably why they were all chewy
It hurts my soul
and why did they KNeAD the pie dough?? And mark was LAMINATING it too?? T-T It's funny to watch but it hurts also
huh, i wonder why the people who never made pies and dont have a recipe made their pies wrong? really complicated question
mark’s right brain: PUT A MOUSE IN THIS WITH GOREY SOUNDS
mark’s left brain: No.
List of things Ethan broke in this video:
The whisk
The apple peeler
His own pie
Probably his sanity
Mark and Tyler's taste buds
And my heart
500th like
@@dogsareawesome9197 not anymore , I unliked it
@@Dylswiththepills you're evil.
So true tho UwU
Tyler: *Takes the project 100% seriously*
Mark: *Pretends to take the project seriously, but is actually less serious than how he tries to present himself*
Ethan: O.o
Ethan: *What project?*
And mark still manages to make a passable grade?!?!
Ethan: *where AM I?*
Ethan: *WHO am I?*
Ethan: EGG
Making pie crust, two things you don't want to hear are
"I put too much egg..."
"We need to develop the gluten!"
You’ve heard of “whistle while you work.” Mark now proudly presents:
“Sing while you slice!!”
Ok
Mark: looks the best
Tyler: tastes the best
Ethan: _tried his best_
Micheal KO nah it was a pan of apple slices. he had no time to cook it for real
also Ethan: dO yOu EvEr JuSt GiVe Up
Ethan did not succeed, you use a whisk for batter not dough. If you use it for dough it is to *THICC*
Ethen just gets an automatic win
I think this is why so many people relate to Ethan
Ethan: I baked you a *p i e*
Mark and Tyler: Oh boy what flavor?
Ethan: *chalk and disappointment.*
OH MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR :D
Pie flavor
I think you mean
Ethan: I baked you a p i e
Mark and Tyler: Oh boy what flavor?
Ethan: *_*screams in demonic tongues*_*
I liked hearing about the different number of eggs they used while making a PIE CRUST
It needs at least one, but maybe that’s because I do gluten-free baking
I know it's been a year but I don't make gluten free pie, so I have no need for eggs, I was unaware that gluten free crust needed egg.
Good to know
Wonder how many souls Ethan's pie is worth...
@send me message @markiplier680 bot lol
The souls left the pie as it was baking, all that was left was weird skin thing from doctor who
Heir of Baking Destroyed...?
@@dustrose8101 certainly was some cinders involved somewhere, I'd imagine
Ask Kingseeker Frampt. He eats dung pies, he'd be able to tell you. XD
Tyler: secretly a masterchef
Mark: a ManChild making jokes out of everything and not taking it seriously but pretending he is
Ethan: trying his best
Trying his best- true
"Did you just taste tHaT ?!"
So true
Why is this so true???
Rip to Ethan
Really to Mark
And tell the truth to Tyler
THE THING IS ETHAN ISNT EVEN A BAD COOK EVEN A LITTLE BUT IN THESE VIDEOS-
Mark: "Editor, put a mouse on this sharp thing with blood and guts"
Also Mark: *No*
309 likes But no comments till now
oh shit I had no idea I had this many likes, Thanks guys
Epicthomas 2000 I...you think??
yeah we know, we watched the video
Also
*IT'S ME* got me 👌🤣🤣
i like how each of the pies kinda represent them perfectly
Tyler's: just a pie, no chaos, about it just perfect.
Mark's: a small bit chaotic but still reached the end goal well.
Ethan's: ya...
mark and tyler be like "I made a pie!"
ethan "I made a dirty pan!!"
"If that talks to me before I eat it, I'm going to be very upset"
Best line in the video
I personally like "Yes, kill that thing" when Ethan says he'll go first to slice his pi-... I mean sacrifice
Not concerned or scared...just really really upset
Yeah. It kinda is. 😂
If my food talks to me I would be more then concerned
Have you forgotten about "Sex is great, but ever had a pie?"
Mark’s looked the best, Tyler’s tasted the best, and Ethan’s had a lot of _personality_
@Fandom Crew In this case, it was made from a person
Yeah the personality was Necronomicon
Not just that it was CURSED, it litteraly turns to ash once you taste it
This is a cursed pie
You sound like my first grade teacher
A summary of literally every Markiplier majes
Tyler's pie: the sort of thing I would buy in bulk and kill myself from eating so much of it
Marks pie: sort of thing you would make for Thanksgiving
Ethan's "pie": the sort of thing you summon with a circle of candles
dont forget blood. XD
@@Loona_____ imma be real with you chief I forgot I said this
@@RABID_POSSUM XD
I love how the start of every single video like this is just so damn chaotic and wild, but at the end by the judging phase they change into totally different people
Everything Ethan ever makes in "markiplier makes" always ends up being a good representation of how put together my life is. :')
I felt that..
Mood
At least ur not alone
Egg?
|•°•|same
Mark edited this like he just discovered how to swirl and enlarge faces.
loved it though lol
*face deforms and twists as is sniffle*
Markiplier taking notes from YTPs.
Tyler makes a pie, Ethan makes a face, and Mark makes a croissant.
Very good pies, everyone
Mark: cooking apples in pan
Tyler: cooking raspberries and blueberries in pan
Ethan: puts apples in microwave
I feel like Ethan is constantly on the verge of having a mental breakdown
he is
But we still love him❤️
Omg ikr
He is. Most definitely.
You same
i always hope for ethan and then it all goes miserably wrong
we all hope for Ethan, bless his cursed soul
one day he shall make a pie as good as Tyler's and Mark's
xXGrace Xx no better
The identity of How to Basic is Ethan. Confirmed by the egg amount hahahaha
dont you mean heapass?
Ethan's Pie looks like the cover of The Necronomicon 🤣
mark: * gentle pats*
2 seconds later
mark: * starts beating the dough*
“Sex is great, but have you ever had a pie?”
-Ethan “Wingus-Heapass” Nestor 2019
Edit: for people saying his name is heapass, here ya go I fixed it 😁
Ethan is Dingus
Never had sex but I had a really good pie once and that was enough to convince me what was better.
I shit you not I read this as Ethan said it
I have, Ethan.
Alex Baker “Sex isn’t mandatory, but watching this is.”
- Me 2019
Ethan living in 2020 while Mark and Tyler are trying to exchange cleanliness through sheer friction.
Mark's pie: messy, normal pie.
Tyler's pie: a kids art project.
Ethan's pie: Godwyn's corpse.
Ethan: I'm washing my hands
Mark: (breathes)
Ethan: As All GoOd ChEfS sHoUlD
Ethan you are precious
Have we learned nothing
Macaroni_Doodles yeah
and then mark and Tyler... I died 😂
"Sex is great, but have you tried PIE?"
A boy after my heart.
Lol literally me xD
Does anyone know what time that was I’m trying to find it
@@beccaboo3236 Its at the beginning 2:34
Dean Winchester would agree
Jason Biggs has an even better idea
2:33 Ethan has accidentally nailed the asexual slogan
I would argue that we enjoy garlic bread more than pie, but the sentiment is the same.
For some odd reason, when Mark was flipping between him editing and him making the request, the stare and town just made me feel like I was about to get smacked down by John Wick 😂😂😂
Marks storys about his childhood every video is like Heinz Doofenshmirtz childhood
Cheese
i was tryna find this from a video i saw and im so glad i found it
@@ash1060 from clumsys video?
It constantly changes
@@confusion2193 yeah
I fear no man... But this thing... **looks at Ethan's pie** ...it scares me...
Странный Человек Nice TF2 reference
Meeehm
No hoovy
Tyler: puffy berry pie!
Mark: buttery fruit pie!
Ethan: hOrrOR PiE
Странный Человек bold of you to assume it’s a pie
Ethan’s pie looks like the face of the Oogie Boogie Man from The Nightmare Before Christmas 😂😂😂
Ethan: Insert random bullcrap
Mark: Kinda focused
Tyler: Very focused
Me: dying laughing
Ethan: *tries to whisk a dough*
“...I think I broke the whisk.”
Red Rhode slime ten minute power hour flashbacks
Whisp
Dan: **shivers**
TBHJorden wasp
It was sad when he said he didn't mean to
Gordon Ramsay would have died of stress if he saw Ethan’s pie.
i really wanna see gordon ramsay react to these so badly
@@alastorbutwithagun same
No he would hakai that thing
Correct
@@alastorbutwithagun yes we need this
Love Mark thanking Amy nonstop. Shows how much he loves her
markiplier: you gotta *fold* layers of butter *proceeds to beat the shit out of his dough*
^cries in Beurre de Tourage*
@@MeeowzerStrike haha
Mark: *Crafts slightly sloppy but standard pie*
Tyler: *Accidentally makes delicious Jesus berry pie*
Ethan: *Makes an excellent skin pizza from Borderlands*
Jesus berry pie is my favorite flavor!
I think we all need jesus berry flavor in our lives, here on the internet.
i think that skin pizza sounds tasty
Crunchy
Imagine having corona virus and watch Ethan wash his hands as mark and Tyler rub their hands together
Currently 1:47am and I almost choked on my brownie.
@@alexm.5416 I. R E Q U I R E. T H E. B R O W N I E.
Facts tho
Actually me right now my test came back positive this morning and I just miss when I could lick my friends and not worry about it
@@tobiasjacobson3708 oof
watching this on pi day 3 years later bc this is still one of my fave videos that mark made with tyler and ethan
Mark : “I’ve got seven cores, and seven wh0r3s!”
Also Mark : “Amy that’s a lie! I don’t have any wh0r3s!” / SINGS
"whoever's editing this, maybe it's me "
Future mark: *it's me*
Yes!
Bruh I literally just read this comment as Mark said that. 🤣
LITERALLY WATCHING THAT BIT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!.... sorry the coincidence was great 😁😂
Why was his voice so hot when it was deep? Also I love that these comments are recent
I don’t remember that editor joke and I’ve watched this video four times since unus annus ended
18:11
Mark: Who do you think I am?
Me: A man with 5 ovens-
how do you think i is
Omg yas
*I AM A MAN, WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS*
I got the video recommended after this one. This brought great joy
7
17:25 you can tell in this video that Ethan has just had a rough day and is not really liking Mark's jokes about him at the moment. Poor guy. Been there!
mark rambling about how they don't need more time brought flashbacks of UA... that shid h u r t e d
The “Sex is great but you ever had a pie” should be a shirt
Thanks evil flint lockwood 😂
Can anyone time stamp it
a banana cream pie-
Why dose that remind me of a vine
@@feggy9680 2:34
eggs needed for pie: 0
mark: 1
tyler: 2
ethan: 3
i’m still at the start of the video but i have absolute faith
You don’t even need eggs for pie 😂
@@styrokid404 yes, that's... what the point of the persons comment was..
hiraest why did this make me laugh sm
Wait really?
Wach the rest youll lose your faith
I love how "proffessional" they make themselves sound
Every video
Tylers food: "That doesn't look too bad"
Marks food: "That looks delicious"
Ethans food: "WOW that looks..................very.........YES"
More like
Ethan- WoAaAaaa
HoW mAnY EggS cOuLd I PuT iN tHiS??
E G G
Tyler fails but somehow still makes it correctly
Mark fails but it still turns out alright
Ethan fails in spectacular ways
Mark.
Flip it around and it’s
Kram.
Kram is hug in Danish.
Danish is a kind of pastry.
Pastry can be a pie.
*Mark is pie confirmed.*
Didn’t I see this somewhere
Waa
Markipier
Holy...
@@user-fi4pi4ps9x it was on one of the prop hunt videos
Mark: "im not a masochist"
Also Mark seeing tyler suffering: "I gotta try that"
I get the feeling Mark just likes playing with the editing stuff because of how many silly little edits are here. Makes me happy.
Mark: I baked you a pie
All subscribers: oh boy, what flavour?
Mark:
pretzels.
this was the PEAK humor in like 2013. oh my god.
*mouth full* You ever just eat a pretzel?
*PIE FLAVOR*
@@arianna1124 good one
I thought you were going to say PIE FLAVOR. Since he voiced that in asdf movie. 😂But now I see that was the joke, and you- eh...uh... never mind.
Past Mark: "Whoever's editing this- Maybe it's me-"
Future Mark: "..It's me."
Past Mark: "Can you just edit a mouse- just a lot of blood as I-"
Future Mark: ".... No."
Best part XD
Why does editor mark sound so dead inside?
@@ilvanasgobero8096 he just has a really deep voice, and when he speaks monotone it sounds even deeper, and being that he was so close to the mic didn't help
noon mark (or whatever time they recorded this) is so different form night mark
Ilvana Sgobero as someone who has done video editing, if you talked to me during said editing process I would also sound dead inside
Special Drop: Ethan's Pie
When consumed, Ethan's Pie grants 10 souls but deals 20 damage over 10 seconds
Mark:made a pretty pie
Tyler:made a Jesus pie
Ethan:made pennywise
Mark:”I grew up poor.”
Me: and now you have a house with multiple ovens.
yea like 54568762498729382938756 ovens
MR 64 666999 times 666420blazeitdankweedfamguccigangsquadnene69
5. 5 DAMN OVENS. Markimoo is great 😂
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!!!! ~Markimoo on Mark makes: creme brulee
@@MR-vk6ew That's a lot of ovens. To put it in perspective. That is 54 Sextillion, 568 quintillion, 762 quadrillion, 498 trillion, 729 billion, 382 million, 938 thousand, and 756 ovens. That's a lot of ovens. If Mark has that many ovens and they are all in his kitchen, then his kitchen must be at least 10,194,713,613,059,506 sq miles or roughly 2,686,990,572 times the size of the United States of America, or 51,749,815 times the surface area of the entire earth, or 429,904 times the surface area of Jupiter, or finally, 4,343.7 times the surface area of our own sun.
That's a lot of ovens.
Ethans pie looks like it’s painfully smiling, Tyler’s pie looks like the Sweden flag, and mark has 5 ovens.
It specifically looks like the flag of Skåne (the part of Sweden farthest south).
PEWDIEPIE HAS A HOUSE OF OVENS!!
I would say it's closer to the Danish flag (red with a white cross)
I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!!!!!!!!!!
[Insert "Hide the pain Harold" here]
19:29 If anything it looks more like a glove than love lol
Mark while recording: CHAOS!
Mark while editing: *n o*
ethan: "I think i broke the whisk"
Also ethan: *brakes apple peeler*
wait apple peelers have brakes!?
*breaks
* breaks
Breaks*
*breaks pie*
21:01
Mark: *freaking out cuz it’s hot*
Tyler: *trying to figure a way to hold it*
Ethan: *smiles sweetly like a smol boi*
smol bean :3
8:26 "I'll go whole *h o g* ."
Tyler: making a T letter on his pie
Markiplier:
*"Okay jesus lover-"*
7:17
Mark: It was not time's up.
"zooms in on the knives"
Amy: "Starts sweating nervously" It said zero.
You should have said *starts sweating nervously*, using (") implies speech
Mark: Whoever is editing, maybe it’s me,-
Future Mark: Its me
Mark: Can you put a mouse in this and put a lot of blood and real gore sound effects?
Future Mark: no.
XD
future mark: *triggered as Mark keep asking for editing effects
also future mark: why was i such a asshole
Is it just me or does post mark sound like a pissed off Mads Michelson
His voice is way more deeper than usual......
Probably cause he wants to sleep
@@imweirdfiteme593 yep or he was so pissed off by himself whe he was recording the vid