I'm pretty sure I remember Sam mentioning at some point he wanted to do this but Abby wouldn't let him... and this video comes out and is dedicated to his mother. Sam. Did you pull the dead mom card to make this happen? That's kinda badass
@oktalley99 love and grief aren't experienced and displayed the same way everywhere. If my family stopped laughing at me after I was gone then I'd say they were letting my memory go cold. Because they know damn well I'll give their memory shit when they're gone because its how we connect
@@doctorwatermelon99dunno about Zack but Sam is clearly dealing with this with humour and having people around him, when Zack says just like moma used to make, you hear Sam let out some air and his face changes and within a second he cracks a joke and says he misses his moma, to me this seem like a well adjusted reaction
Sam interacting with his daughters is like seeing behind the scenes of a really scary villain. And you’re like holy shit, they aren’t killing people in their normal lives, no way
My man has the palate of a four year old raised on chicken nuggies and choccy milk, gaddamn. I'm starting to wonder if the old recipes are actually as terrible as we were led to believe or if Zach has the gag reflexes of a French wine critic!
body's weird like that, throw up once and it will associate it with what you just ate, even if it couldn't possibly have been the cause. been friends with a dude since we were kids who instant gags if normal milk enters his mouth because he threw up after drinking some. The milk wasn't bad, I had a glass from the same gallon not 5 minutes earlier, it's because he ate a burrito that had been laying in 80 degree heat for like 6 hours. he can drink any other kind of milk, but because he threw up right after drinking some ordinary ass milk, he's literally incapable of drinking it now. probably the same thing with zach, ate something with egg in it and then threw up and the rest is history.
Finding out that Sam's kid is now capable of talking let alone drawing really makes me feel old. Won't be long before they grow old enough to realize that Hogarth was always Sam's favorite child
Cus he IS picky. Being povo means his tastes are exclusively tuned to garbage. You see both sides of the coin, poor kids either grow into garbage engines who'll eat anything. Or obese toddlers who'll eat borderline plastic nuggets, rotting chips and throw up anything resembling real food
@@spiral5692yeah it's kinda unfortunate he's like that I mean I can't really judge him but still, hopefully someday he won't be so picky. Also I'm sure his family lived like middle class no? Judging by the way they talk about how their mom cooks lol. Also what's your pfp? I like it.
My brother passed away in a car wreck about two months ago, and seeing you and your brother do stupid stuff like this reminds me of all the stupid stuff we used to do together.
I know it’s still hard right now, and it will be for some time. Eventually though you’ll be at peace knowing you have those memories with him during his time on earth. Heck, you might even meet him again someday who knows.
@@FirstFamilyCharger Thank you for those kind words. We went through everything together, the good and the bad. The memories are really what's getting me through it. It's just sad that we won't ever get to make any new ones.
I felt bad for Sam's brother back when he was trying the Reddit recipes. But seeing him spit up deviled eggs has caused me to conclude he's simply a genetic dead end.
Watching people dickride th microwaved deviled eggs this much in the comments makes me feel insane, rubbery bird placenta was the perfect descriptor for what I'd imagine that musta tasted like
Interesting fact about the power setting on microwaves. It actually doesn’t make the strength of the heating more or less, it actually just turns it off periodically. So 50% power is actually just not shooting off microwaves half the time
The video everyone needed before going to an awkward family dinner...this is the ice breaker we all need...save this one boys, it's going to be table talk tomorrow.
the somewhat unintentional scuff with the camera held by your brother turned what would have been a really funny video into a hallucinogenic masterpiece of comedy
very odd seeing this man being a normal human and kindly interacting with his daughter, feels like when I first saw one of my teachers outside of school
My dad passed two months ago, so, wont be getting a call from him this year. Rough going, but happy you and your brother can come together to make a video like this for your mom and share some laughs. Honestly seeing the picture from your daughter was heartwarming, dude.
The scene where Sam and Zach burst into tears when they were talking about their late mother was absolutely heartbreaking, shame on RUclips for taking down the video and making Sam edit out that portion of it, absolutely abhorrent behavior.
Yeah this forced narrative RUclips is pushing recently regarding making all mothers look bad, hard to find underground positive mother content these days 😢
Sam, I know you're probably not gonna read this but I really appreciate this video. I lost my mom in 2014 and the microwave turkey really brought back memories of how ratchet and hectic our Thanksgivings were. Thanks for making today feel a little bit more like home.
I love how this feels like something a channel would upload as there only upload. Your dynamic between you and your brother is actually great. Happy Thanksgiving Sam and Zack
I love how when your with your brother all your vids have that high school project vibe to it with the goofy awkward interactions and silly jokes that you both laugh at entirly to hard but because you love/hate each other you just can't help it. Its crazy how you can be a pro at this and still capture that essences of fun that so many lose when they hit it big
Unlikely you’re gonna see this but I’m sorry to hear you lost your mother. My mom was born in the same year and I couldn’t imagine losing her now. You guys did good dedicating this video to her. Happy Thanksgiving
The chemistry with your brother is gold Sam, you should make more videos with him 😂 your dad humor really comes out and the zingers are top tier! Love this one, too funny! 🤣🤣🤣
Bro my mom passed away a few months ago, genuinely the worst few months of my life. But i know for a fact she would haunt my ass if i tried to make a fucking microwave turkey dinner like this lmao, aint no way a woman like her who would slave away for an entire day makinf an immaculate turkey dinner wouldnt have some spectral phantom bullshit going on if i even thought about putting a whole turkey in the microwave.
I know I'm going to get flamed for giving a actually cooking tip but if you put a pinch of baking soda in the water for the eggs it sheds the shell really good without effecting the taste
I’m glad she let you do it. I remember 2 years ago she shot down the idea of you doing this. All it took to convince her was your mom dying. She really loves you.
You are doing revolutionary work gentlemen. I have faith that, thanks to your dedication, men will be capable of cooking their own food by the end of the next century.
Papa sam and daddy Zach dishing out elegantly crafted meals that mer Michelin chefs would dream to make Edit: have a great Thanksgiving sam and everyone watching
just ate a slice of "thanksgiving pizza" my gf brought home for work i can feel the shits brewing and i am unwell. if i wasnt baked and starving i wouldnt have indulged
I've been hype as fuck for this since he first mentioned it in the mail video So glad to see Abby finally approved of it, or that she went away for the week so Sam could make the house stink like ass
holidays have always been hard in my family but they got worse when my dad died. the thanksgiving/christmas season is difficult for me because i still expect to see my dad and pop but they're not and the space they left behind hurts. thanks for making the holiday season a little brighter this year :)
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Always knew sam was a general of culture.
hey general sam i met you PR guy in a bar he was pretty cool hes friends with my cousin
Nice video man im happy you hung out with your brother you monster.
Didn’t get the warhammer prints 😂
i got all my faps saved up for this.
I'm pretty sure I remember Sam mentioning at some point he wanted to do this but Abby wouldn't let him... and this video comes out and is dedicated to his mother. Sam. Did you pull the dead mom card to make this happen? That's kinda badass
He liked the comment, thats gotta be a yes
@@MR.MURKY_ Oh yeah, that's confirmation in my book chief
hey there soal!
Savage dawg straight up Savage
@@Heluxr hello!
RIP to their late momma. She must have been a multi-layered, fascinating human being to have produced these two wacky gentlemen
they definitely dont shit on her a minute in, she sounds well respected and dearly missed
@@doctorwatermelon99 shutup lol
@oktalley99 love and grief aren't experienced and displayed the same way everywhere. If my family stopped laughing at me after I was gone then I'd say they were letting my memory go cold. Because they know damn well I'll give their memory shit when they're gone because its how we connect
@@doctorwatermelon99dunno about Zack but Sam is clearly dealing with this with humour and having people around him, when Zack says just like moma used to make, you hear Sam let out some air and his face changes and within a second he cracks a joke and says he misses his moma, to me this seem like a well adjusted reaction
Like an onion?
The microwave turkey will go great with the wine I’ve had fermenting in my toilet for the last 3 months.
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Boglim status
With added vaginal yeast
feast of kings
mans making some hooch lmaoooo
Sam interacting with his daughters is like seeing behind the scenes of a really scary villain.
And you’re like holy shit, they aren’t killing people in their normal lives, no way
Sam is literally Dr. Doof
@@nobleneed Your reply is somehow older than the OG comment
Sam: "We grew up back in the day man! Me and my brother came up ROUGH!"
Zach: Literally cannot stomach a deviled egg.
Not even that, he just doesn’t eat eggs. What a terribly picky eater, and he spits up a deviled? My gosh, how are you fat? Does he just eat fast food?
My man has the palate of a four year old raised on chicken nuggies and choccy milk, gaddamn.
I'm starting to wonder if the old recipes are actually as terrible as we were led to believe or if Zach has the gag reflexes of a French wine critic!
@@codemeister1369 I bet eating in Sam's house just gives him PTSD from all the past experiences of his cooking.
body's weird like that, throw up once and it will associate it with what you just ate, even if it couldn't possibly have been the cause. been friends with a dude since we were kids who instant gags if normal milk enters his mouth because he threw up after drinking some. The milk wasn't bad, I had a glass from the same gallon not 5 minutes earlier, it's because he ate a burrito that had been laying in 80 degree heat for like 6 hours. he can drink any other kind of milk, but because he threw up right after drinking some ordinary ass milk, he's literally incapable of drinking it now.
probably the same thing with zach, ate something with egg in it and then threw up and the rest is history.
@@codemeister1369 I mean at least we know why his wife left him. Dude eats and acts like a 12 year old.
Finding out that Sam's kid is now capable of talking let alone drawing really makes me feel old. Won't be long before they grow old enough to realize that Hogarth was always Sam's favorite child
I love how this is dedicated towards their mom. You did good, guys.
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Haven't watched it yet did they microwave a rice casserole or something?
Hope so
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Your brother sure is a picky eater for someone that looks like they'll eat a big mac from the dumpster without any qualms whatsoever. Love this guy.
The guy legit gags at everything he eats, those eggs looked good?!
Cus he IS picky. Being povo means his tastes are exclusively tuned to garbage. You see both sides of the coin, poor kids either grow into garbage engines who'll eat anything. Or obese toddlers who'll eat borderline plastic nuggets, rotting chips and throw up anything resembling real food
It's a fake reaction
Fuck. Too real@@spiral5692.
@@spiral5692yeah it's kinda unfortunate he's like that I mean I can't really judge him but still, hopefully someday he won't be so picky. Also I'm sure his family lived like middle class no? Judging by the way they talk about how their mom cooks lol. Also what's your pfp? I like it.
My brother passed away in a car wreck about two months ago, and seeing you and your brother do stupid stuff like this reminds me of all the stupid stuff we used to do together.
may your brother rest big homie
I know it’s still hard right now, and it will be for some time. Eventually though you’ll be at peace knowing you have those memories with him during his time on earth. Heck, you might even meet him again someday who knows.
@@chillweeknd5959 thank you
@@FirstFamilyCharger Thank you for those kind words. We went through everything together, the good and the bad. The memories are really what's getting me through it. It's just sad that we won't ever get to make any new ones.
I can relate bro, my respects
I felt bad for Sam's brother back when he was trying the Reddit recipes. But seeing him spit up deviled eggs has caused me to conclude he's simply a genetic dead end.
Can confirm those genes have already been passed on my man...
@@joebarthram596yeah but he created perfect little Aryan Jew children
Watching people dickride th microwaved deviled eggs this much in the comments makes me feel insane, rubbery bird placenta was the perfect descriptor for what I'd imagine that musta tasted like
It's weird to see Sam being a loving father after watching him for the past 9 years..
Just proves that kids can turn even the most evil man into a dad
@@austinsavage5962 It's all a facade, I'm sure he's just holding back his malice as to not reveal his nefarious plans. Don't trust it.
Sam is loving and intelligent at heart. It's almost worse that he actively chooses to be a shekel scheming rat against all his natural instincts.
i was shocked, he actually has a family upstairs lol
@@Aldrastaryeh, he had them in the basement until recently.
Interesting fact about the power setting on microwaves. It actually doesn’t make the strength of the heating more or less, it actually just turns it off periodically. So 50% power is actually just not shooting off microwaves half the time
You know it's gonna be a good meal when the setup looks like you're trying to power a homemade electric chair
The worst part was that they didn’t even season the turkey lmao
there is NNOOO way THAT is the worst part of this meal 😂😂
The video everyone needed before going to an awkward family dinner...this is the ice breaker we all need...save this one boys, it's going to be table talk tomorrow.
You talk about General Sam videos at the local Thanksgiving?
>it's going to be table t-ACK!
@@bigcock8900 "Hey I saw a video yesterday where a guy cooked an entire thanksgiving meal with microwaves"
Thought of this comment at thanksgiving I’m not gonna lie and almost brought it up
the somewhat unintentional scuff with the camera held by your brother turned what would have been a really funny video into a hallucinogenic masterpiece of comedy
The camerawork in this video is genuinely some of the funniest he's ever had in a vid
My mom passed away 1 month ago, and when that RIP popped up, it made me tear up a little bit, but then laugh with the joke. Thanks, Sam. ❤
Our moms are scissoring in heaven king don’t worry
@@GeneralSamyessir I’ll rub one out to that
@@GeneralSam Sam what the fuck.
@@GeneralSamGod damnit
@@therusskicarl3106 gold
very odd seeing this man being a normal human and kindly interacting with his daughter, feels like when I first saw one of my teachers outside of school
Oddly this slowly turned into my favorite food channel.
Let's pray for no puking
Oh well...
What???? That’s why I watch these food vids 😂😂😂
Hair cake my nigga
Nonono, the puke is what makes the video tasteful.. just like the puke
@@jordanbarribeau3071 Sam will never do human cake dude. It's too degen and too cursed.
zach is a really good camera man, it shows how good a video will be if filmed only by a child with Parkinson's
The horrors this man can create with a microwave...
two microwaves*
You mean master pieces, right?
*RIGHT?*
God created his greatest horror in a microwave... us. 😔
The shakey cam at the end helped give that Blair Witch Project vibe
@@robinmaibals1193 Yeah but that was probably all the radiation in the room from microwaving a turkey for 2 hours
My dad passed two months ago, so, wont be getting a call from him this year.
Rough going, but happy you and your brother can come together to make a video like this for your mom and share some laughs.
Honestly seeing the picture from your daughter was heartwarming, dude.
Your bro has the cameraman skills of a toddler, god bless him
gonna be alone for thanksgiving and yall made it worth it. shout out to your brother who keeps doing these. he's the real hero.
Happy Early Thanksgiving! Have some love from one internet bro to another ❤
RIP to your mom Sam. I hope both of you are doing well especially with the holidays this close.
I like that he feels the need to give 3 examples of his wife not being able to hold the camera still. Shows how dedicated he is as a husband.
Big bro holding the camera with the shaky hands is my favorite part, genuine brotherly effort.
Honestly this was such a cute little watch. Have a great Thanksgiving sam!
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I love the green sniper laser on Zach as he eats. Sam's getting this video out NO MATTER WHAT
The scene where Sam and Zach burst into tears when they were talking about their late mother was absolutely heartbreaking, shame on RUclips for taking down the video and making Sam edit out that portion of it, absolutely abhorrent behavior.
Yeah this forced narrative RUclips is pushing recently regarding making all mothers look bad, hard to find underground positive mother content these days 😢
RUclips is a bit of a shithole
no shot. that's terrible what :( why tf would youtube make them cut it out? like can we not have genuine real moments anymore
@@crm7nIt’s a joke.
@@willieearles3151 how was i supposed to know? 😭
That turkey is so irradiated, it called me smooth-skin.
Seeing Zach spit out deviled eggs after everything Sam made him eat before makes me wonder what the fuck can he eat on daily basis
If it were just spitting it out, it wouldn't be bad, but he puked on it. I think his diet is chicken nuggets
Sam, I know you're probably not gonna read this but I really appreciate this video. I lost my mom in 2014 and the microwave turkey really brought back memories of how ratchet and hectic our Thanksgivings were. Thanks for making today feel a little bit more like home.
RIP General Mom, y'all having such humor about it genuinely makes me smile stay strong kings and fly free queen. Happy Holidays
I love how this feels like something a channel would upload as there only upload. Your dynamic between you and your brother is actually great. Happy Thanksgiving Sam and Zack
I love how when your with your brother all your vids have that high school project vibe to it with the goofy awkward interactions and silly jokes that you both laugh at entirly to hard but because you love/hate each other you just can't help it.
Its crazy how you can be a pro at this and still capture that essences of fun that so many lose when they hit it big
I LOVE these vids, idk if it's Sam's sinister meals or his brothers horrified reactions but this is peak lmao
I am genuinely scared to use a microwave longer than 10-15 minutes
Honestly, it'll be nice watching a video with Zach where he's not in pain-- oh, spoke too soon.
21:18 : "Doctor Pepper?"
"Ill take one of those."
*brings him a 0 sugar Canada Dry.*
Remember when Sam said he pisses in that bathroom sink so much that Abby nearly threw up when she smelled the drain? I do.
This video was actually so sweet and wholesome haha. Brought a smile to my face. RIP Mama General
As a podcast viewer and Sam’s personal friend, I knew this video was coming
As the guy that hides under his bed at night and steals one spoon a day until he notices
I knew it was coming
Same
if you actually are then I'm feeling bad for sam, you just an attention seeker
As the man that inhabits that microwave, I knew it was coming
As a literal fly on his kitchen wall I was anticipating this video too
Zachs tears in his eyes in the intro before anything happens is my favorite thing
You know it never occurred to me that Sam had a mother. I always assumed he was birthed from some cursed lost folklore about balding. Rip Mumma Sam.
the corrupted footage sent me lmaoo 17$ for like 12 seconds of footage.
zach is such a good sport! and so funny . the videos of you two eating garbage are my favourite
I have the bottom microwave so its good to know for next thanksgiving i can cook a turkey for 2 hours and 5 minutes before it gives out
Unlikely you’re gonna see this but I’m sorry to hear you lost your mother. My mom was born in the same year and I couldn’t imagine losing her now. You guys did good dedicating this video to her. Happy Thanksgiving
first time i have seen your videos: horrifying background, grotesque food, hilarious commentary. 10/10 content
Zach has the pallet of a 40 year old toddler.
As a guy that exclusively cooks his eggs in the microwave, seeing him gag on that deviled egg hurt
I love that when Sam’s like “oh didn’t want to blow the panel” and its like a scene from saw showing the trap lmao
Zack giggling in the back just makes me warm and fuzzy inside. This makes me want to re-watch the hiking videos for the 20th time.
The chemistry with your brother is gold Sam, you should make more videos with him 😂 your dad humor really comes out and the zingers are top tier! Love this one, too funny! 🤣🤣🤣
Glad Margret is still kicking around that shelf for another wholesome video!
Should’ve used her for seasoning. Maggy would’ve found that to be such a hoot.
Absolutely no one: "You know what I want for thanksgiving? Brussel sproutes."
It was nice of you to wait until your mother's passing to pull this stunt for a holiday meal.
Bro my mom passed away a few months ago, genuinely the worst few months of my life.
But i know for a fact she would haunt my ass if i tried to make a fucking microwave turkey dinner like this lmao, aint no way a woman like her who would slave away for an entire day makinf an immaculate turkey dinner wouldnt have some spectral phantom bullshit going on if i even thought about putting a whole turkey in the microwave.
I just realized your mom died at 63 years old. That’s too young for someone to die of old age. Condolences Sam.
I know I'm going to get flamed for giving a actually cooking tip but if you put a pinch of baking soda in the water for the eggs it sheds the shell really good without effecting the taste
lost my mom to cancer on Saturday. happy thanksgiving, glad you did a shout out to yours. thanks for the laugh man.
They’ve mentioned it before on the podcast but Gwen really is an odd shaped dog
i love it when sam's brother is in videos with sam, they are both goofy together and it makes me smile.
an animal DIED and had to watch from the after life to see the abomination it was turned into 💀💀😭😭
I’m glad she let you do it. I remember 2 years ago she shot down the idea of you doing this. All it took to convince her was your mom dying. She really loves you.
Sorry for your loss guys. Praying for you all! Thank you for always bringing a smile to our face. God bless yall
Now I understand why Zach got the diabetes. He can only stomach his chickenniggies. Man can’t be raised on nuggies alone.
As someone who had to cook in place of my mother who passed last year it's really nice that you dedicated this to your mom
You attached the memory of your mom to a video with a microwaved turkey
"the turkey is priority, we gotta keep the breakers on for that one"
awww just like mom used to say
I don't comment much but I must say that this video was a really high spirited one Sam. Fun and wholesome all around, fantastic stuff man.
“What is this 1840? Nah I got the squeeze!” 😂😂😂
It makes me happy to see you two so happy.
Lmao where I’m from Waverly Hills was a horrifying sanitarium with a death chute to dispose of tuberculosis corpses.
The lord knows ive been waiting on more cooking episodes, i only hope I can produce a meal as succulent as yours my friend
I used to own a giant microwave from the 70s. It had instructions for cooking turkey inside the door.
Happy Microwave Turkey Day Sam!
Condolences for the loss of your mother, I am sure she would have been proud of that green bean casserole you nuked.
Any single parent I tip my hat to you for providing the worst Brussel sprouts, I wouldn't wish that on my enemy.
Finally another cooking video to follow and feed my family
Bless this video sam and your brother being in it. RIP mama hope you two and both your familys have a good thanks giving
These videos always have a lighting level that reminds me of a grandmother’s house
You probably overheated the microwave, I've had them shut themselves off from being on too long to prevent it breaking.
You are doing revolutionary work gentlemen. I have faith that, thanks to your dedication, men will be capable of cooking their own food by the end of the next century.
The turkey violently vibrating at 11:50 is kind of terrifying. Like that thing might reanimate and try to kill whoever is making such an abomination
I like the wife voice cameo, so wholesome lol
Just had a shit show of a night shift at Waitrose, currently been awake for 14 hours, came home to this. This morning is good
Hell yeah baby, that single dad experience ❤
“I wouldn’t go over 12” “who said that “ “the usda” 😂😂😂😆
Papa sam and daddy Zach dishing out elegantly crafted meals that mer Michelin chefs would dream to make
Edit: have a great Thanksgiving sam and everyone watching
Happy Thanksgiving. Sorry about your loss. Much love to Sam and the fam.
Sam has gotten so popular he was able to film a whole video with chumlee! Congrats on the success man
In the future we will just have a turkey button on all microwaves
I bet your mom would be proud of what you do sam ❤
just ate a slice of "thanksgiving pizza" my gf brought home for work i can feel the shits brewing and i am unwell. if i wasnt baked and starving i wouldnt have indulged
The best cooking channel on the entire Internet.
I'll poop in the pants of anyone who says otherwise.
I poop my pants anyways
Love the duo of you and your brother, this is my new fav vid of yours
I've been hype as fuck for this since he first mentioned it in the mail video
So glad to see Abby finally approved of it, or that she went away for the week so Sam could make the house stink like ass
That's why you shouldn't be commenting before watching the god damn video
@@stayhigh66lol yeah
Man.. sitting home alone after work, eating dinner and watching this, just what i needed today. Thank you
Insane production value in that intro, I love it. Excellent use of Midjourney
holidays have always been hard in my family but they got worse when my dad died. the thanksgiving/christmas season is difficult for me because i still expect to see my dad and pop but they're not and the space they left behind hurts. thanks for making the holiday season a little brighter this year :)