I'm pretty sure I remember Sam mentioning at some point he wanted to do this but Abby wouldn't let him... and this video comes out and is dedicated to his mother. Sam. Did you pull the dead mom card to make this happen? That's kinda badass
Finding out that Sam's kid is now capable of talking let alone drawing really makes me feel old. Won't be long before they grow old enough to realize that Hogarth was always Sam's favorite child
@oktalley99 love and grief aren't experienced and displayed the same way everywhere. If my family stopped laughing at me after I was gone then I'd say they were letting my memory go cold. Because they know damn well I'll give their memory shit when they're gone because its how we connect
@@oktalley99dunno about Zack but Sam is clearly dealing with this with humour and having people around him, when Zack says just like moma used to make, you hear Sam let out some air and his face changes and within a second he cracks a joke and says he misses his moma, to me this seem like a well adjusted reaction
My man has the palate of a four year old raised on chicken nuggies and choccy milk, gaddamn. I'm starting to wonder if the old recipes are actually as terrible as we were led to believe or if Zach has the gag reflexes of a French wine critic!
body's weird like that, throw up once and it will associate it with what you just ate, even if it couldn't possibly have been the cause. been friends with a dude since we were kids who instant gags if normal milk enters his mouth because he threw up after drinking some. The milk wasn't bad, I had a glass from the same gallon not 5 minutes earlier, it's because he ate a burrito that had been laying in 80 degree heat for like 6 hours. he can drink any other kind of milk, but because he threw up right after drinking some ordinary ass milk, he's literally incapable of drinking it now. probably the same thing with zach, ate something with egg in it and then threw up and the rest is history.
Sam interacting with his daughters is like seeing behind the scenes of a really scary villain. And you’re like holy shit, they aren’t killing people in their normal lives, no way
My brother passed away in a car wreck about two months ago, and seeing you and your brother do stupid stuff like this reminds me of all the stupid stuff we used to do together.
I know it’s still hard right now, and it will be for some time. Eventually though you’ll be at peace knowing you have those memories with him during his time on earth. Heck, you might even meet him again someday who knows.
@@FirstFamilyCharger Thank you for those kind words. We went through everything together, the good and the bad. The memories are really what's getting me through it. It's just sad that we won't ever get to make any new ones.
Cus he IS picky. Being povo means his tastes are exclusively tuned to garbage. You see both sides of the coin, poor kids either grow into garbage engines who'll eat anything. Or obese toddlers who'll eat borderline plastic nuggets, rotting chips and throw up anything resembling real food
@@spiral5692yeah it's kinda unfortunate he's like that I mean I can't really judge him but still, hopefully someday he won't be so picky. Also I'm sure his family lived like middle class no? Judging by the way they talk about how their mom cooks lol. Also what's your pfp? I like it.
I felt bad for Sam's brother back when he was trying the Reddit recipes. But seeing him spit up deviled eggs has caused me to conclude he's simply a genetic dead end.
the somewhat unintentional scuff with the camera held by your brother turned what would have been a really funny video into a hallucinogenic masterpiece of comedy
The video everyone needed before going to an awkward family dinner...this is the ice breaker we all need...save this one boys, it's going to be table talk tomorrow.
very odd seeing this man being a normal human and kindly interacting with his daughter, feels like when I first saw one of my teachers outside of school
Interesting fact about the power setting on microwaves. It actually doesn’t make the strength of the heating more or less, it actually just turns it off periodically. So 50% power is actually just not shooting off microwaves half the time
The scene where Sam and Zach burst into tears when they were talking about their late mother was absolutely heartbreaking, shame on RUclips for taking down the video and making Sam edit out that portion of it, absolutely abhorrent behavior.
Yeah this forced narrative RUclips is pushing recently regarding making all mothers look bad, hard to find underground positive mother content these days 😢
My dad passed two months ago, so, wont be getting a call from him this year. Rough going, but happy you and your brother can come together to make a video like this for your mom and share some laughs. Honestly seeing the picture from your daughter was heartwarming, dude.
Sam, I know you're probably not gonna read this but I really appreciate this video. I lost my mom in 2014 and the microwave turkey really brought back memories of how ratchet and hectic our Thanksgivings were. Thanks for making today feel a little bit more like home.
Bro my mom passed away a few months ago, genuinely the worst few months of my life. But i know for a fact she would haunt my ass if i tried to make a fucking microwave turkey dinner like this lmao, aint no way a woman like her who would slave away for an entire day makinf an immaculate turkey dinner wouldnt have some spectral phantom bullshit going on if i even thought about putting a whole turkey in the microwave.
I love how this feels like something a channel would upload as there only upload. Your dynamic between you and your brother is actually great. Happy Thanksgiving Sam and Zack
I know I'm going to get flamed for giving a actually cooking tip but if you put a pinch of baking soda in the water for the eggs it sheds the shell really good without effecting the taste
Unlikely you’re gonna see this but I’m sorry to hear you lost your mother. My mom was born in the same year and I couldn’t imagine losing her now. You guys did good dedicating this video to her. Happy Thanksgiving
You are doing revolutionary work gentlemen. I have faith that, thanks to your dedication, men will be capable of cooking their own food by the end of the next century.
just ate a slice of "thanksgiving pizza" my gf brought home for work i can feel the shits brewing and i am unwell. if i wasnt baked and starving i wouldnt have indulged
Papa sam and daddy Zach dishing out elegantly crafted meals that mer Michelin chefs would dream to make Edit: have a great Thanksgiving sam and everyone watching
I love how when your with your brother all your vids have that high school project vibe to it with the goofy awkward interactions and silly jokes that you both laugh at entirly to hard but because you love/hate each other you just can't help it. Its crazy how you can be a pro at this and still capture that essences of fun that so many lose when they hit it big
WOW! your bro is so sensitive with his foods. I just can't understand it. my nephew is the same. It's an egg.... and it makes him barf. along with many other things as well apparently lmao!!
I've been hype as fuck for this since he first mentioned it in the mail video So glad to see Abby finally approved of it, or that she went away for the week so Sam could make the house stink like ass
Wow, thanks Sam! You kept me on track with my diet because of this video. You and your abominable creations you call “food” have made me lose my appetite. Thanks!
Reddit's worst recipes microwaved Thanksgiving edition from Sam? This is gonna be the best Thanksgiving to ever happen in history! Also I'm sorry to hear you mother passed away but thank her because without her we wouldn't have two of the best guys to ever exist, bless her soul. How nice of Sam inviting his brother back for Thanksgiving and making all of this food for his family, I'm sure Abby approved of your decision of having multiple microwaves in your room knowing that you won't burn the house down and that she's definitely not tied up in the basement. Thanksgiving already happened for us but thank you for this I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving!
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Always knew sam was a general of culture.
hey general sam i met you PR guy in a bar he was pretty cool hes friends with my cousin
Nice video man im happy you hung out with your brother you monster.
Didn’t get the warhammer prints 😂
i got all my faps saved up for this.
I'm pretty sure I remember Sam mentioning at some point he wanted to do this but Abby wouldn't let him... and this video comes out and is dedicated to his mother. Sam. Did you pull the dead mom card to make this happen? That's kinda badass
He liked the comment, thats gotta be a yes
@@MR.MURKY_ Oh yeah, that's confirmation in my book chief
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Savage dawg straight up Savage
@@Heluxr hello!
Finding out that Sam's kid is now capable of talking let alone drawing really makes me feel old. Won't be long before they grow old enough to realize that Hogarth was always Sam's favorite child
The microwave turkey will go great with the wine I’ve had fermenting in my toilet for the last 3 months.
TMDWU
Boglim status
With added vaginal yeast
feast of kings
mans making some hooch lmaoooo
RIP to their late momma. She must have been a multi-layered, fascinating human being to have produced these two wacky gentlemen
they definitely dont shit on her a minute in, she sounds well respected and dearly missed
@@oktalley99 shutup lol
@oktalley99 love and grief aren't experienced and displayed the same way everywhere. If my family stopped laughing at me after I was gone then I'd say they were letting my memory go cold. Because they know damn well I'll give their memory shit when they're gone because its how we connect
@@oktalley99dunno about Zack but Sam is clearly dealing with this with humour and having people around him, when Zack says just like moma used to make, you hear Sam let out some air and his face changes and within a second he cracks a joke and says he misses his moma, to me this seem like a well adjusted reaction
Like an onion?
Sam: "We grew up back in the day man! Me and my brother came up ROUGH!"
Zach: Literally cannot stomach a deviled egg.
Not even that, he just doesn’t eat eggs. What a terribly picky eater, and he spits up a deviled? My gosh, how are you fat? Does he just eat fast food?
My man has the palate of a four year old raised on chicken nuggies and choccy milk, gaddamn.
I'm starting to wonder if the old recipes are actually as terrible as we were led to believe or if Zach has the gag reflexes of a French wine critic!
@@codemeister1369 I bet eating in Sam's house just gives him PTSD from all the past experiences of his cooking.
body's weird like that, throw up once and it will associate it with what you just ate, even if it couldn't possibly have been the cause. been friends with a dude since we were kids who instant gags if normal milk enters his mouth because he threw up after drinking some. The milk wasn't bad, I had a glass from the same gallon not 5 minutes earlier, it's because he ate a burrito that had been laying in 80 degree heat for like 6 hours. he can drink any other kind of milk, but because he threw up right after drinking some ordinary ass milk, he's literally incapable of drinking it now.
probably the same thing with zach, ate something with egg in it and then threw up and the rest is history.
@@codemeister1369 I mean at least we know why his wife left him. Dude eats and acts like a 12 year old.
Sam interacting with his daughters is like seeing behind the scenes of a really scary villain.
And you’re like holy shit, they aren’t killing people in their normal lives, no way
Sam is literally Dr. Doof
@@nobleneed Your reply is somehow older than the OG comment
My brother passed away in a car wreck about two months ago, and seeing you and your brother do stupid stuff like this reminds me of all the stupid stuff we used to do together.
may your brother rest big homie
I know it’s still hard right now, and it will be for some time. Eventually though you’ll be at peace knowing you have those memories with him during his time on earth. Heck, you might even meet him again someday who knows.
@@chillweeknd5959 thank you
@@FirstFamilyCharger Thank you for those kind words. We went through everything together, the good and the bad. The memories are really what's getting me through it. It's just sad that we won't ever get to make any new ones.
I can relate bro, my respects
Your brother sure is a picky eater for someone that looks like they'll eat a big mac from the dumpster without any qualms whatsoever. Love this guy.
The guy legit gags at everything he eats, those eggs looked good?!
Cus he IS picky. Being povo means his tastes are exclusively tuned to garbage. You see both sides of the coin, poor kids either grow into garbage engines who'll eat anything. Or obese toddlers who'll eat borderline plastic nuggets, rotting chips and throw up anything resembling real food
It's a fake reaction
Fuck. Too real@@spiral5692.
@@spiral5692yeah it's kinda unfortunate he's like that I mean I can't really judge him but still, hopefully someday he won't be so picky. Also I'm sure his family lived like middle class no? Judging by the way they talk about how their mom cooks lol. Also what's your pfp? I like it.
It's weird to see Sam being a loving father after watching him for the past 9 years..
Just proves that kids can turn even the most evil man into a dad
@@austinsavage5962 It's all a facade, I'm sure he's just holding back his malice as to not reveal his nefarious plans. Don't trust it.
Sam is loving and intelligent at heart. It's almost worse that he actively chooses to be a shekel scheming rat against all his natural instincts.
i was shocked, he actually has a family upstairs lol
@@Aldrastaryeh, he had them in the basement until recently.
I felt bad for Sam's brother back when he was trying the Reddit recipes. But seeing him spit up deviled eggs has caused me to conclude he's simply a genetic dead end.
Can confirm those genes have already been passed on my man...
@@joebarthram596yeah but he created perfect little Aryan Jew children
I love how this is dedicated towards their mom. You did good, guys.
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Haven't watched it yet did they microwave a rice casserole or something?
Hope so
And displate!
The worst part was that they didn’t even season the turkey lmao
Oddly this slowly turned into my favorite food channel.
Let's pray for no puking
Oh well...
What???? That’s why I watch these food vids 😂😂😂
Hair cake my nigga
Nonono, the puke is what makes the video tasteful.. just like the puke
@@jordanbarribeau3071 Sam will never do human cake dude. It's too degen and too cursed.
the somewhat unintentional scuff with the camera held by your brother turned what would have been a really funny video into a hallucinogenic masterpiece of comedy
You know it's gonna be a good meal when the setup looks like you're trying to power a homemade electric chair
Seeing Zach spit out deviled eggs after everything Sam made him eat before makes me wonder what the fuck can he eat on daily basis
If it were just spitting it out, it wouldn't be bad, but he puked on it. I think his diet is chicken nuggets
The video everyone needed before going to an awkward family dinner...this is the ice breaker we all need...save this one boys, it's going to be table talk tomorrow.
You talk about General Sam videos at the local Thanksgiving?
>it's going to be table t-ACK!
@@bigcock8900 "Hey I saw a video yesterday where a guy cooked an entire thanksgiving meal with microwaves"
Can't wait to ask about those crazy kids in the middle east
Thought of this comment at thanksgiving I’m not gonna lie and almost brought it up
zach is a really good camera man, it shows how good a video will be if filmed only by a child with Parkinson's
The horrors this man can create with a microwave...
two microwaves*
You mean master pieces, right?
*RIGHT?*
God created his greatest horror in a microwave... us. 😔
The shakey cam at the end helped give that Blair Witch Project vibe
@@robinmaibals1193 Yeah but that was probably all the radiation in the room from microwaving a turkey for 2 hours
very odd seeing this man being a normal human and kindly interacting with his daughter, feels like when I first saw one of my teachers outside of school
My mom passed away 1 month ago, and when that RIP popped up, it made me tear up a little bit, but then laugh with the joke. Thanks, Sam. ❤
Our moms are scissoring in heaven king don’t worry
@@GeneralSamyessir I’ll rub one out to that
@@GeneralSam Sam what the fuck.
@@GeneralSamGod damnit
@@therusskicarl3106 gold
Interesting fact about the power setting on microwaves. It actually doesn’t make the strength of the heating more or less, it actually just turns it off periodically. So 50% power is actually just not shooting off microwaves half the time
Honestly this was such a cute little watch. Have a great Thanksgiving sam!
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Jabo = based?
RIP to your mom Sam. I hope both of you are doing well especially with the holidays this close.
The scene where Sam and Zach burst into tears when they were talking about their late mother was absolutely heartbreaking, shame on RUclips for taking down the video and making Sam edit out that portion of it, absolutely abhorrent behavior.
Yeah this forced narrative RUclips is pushing recently regarding making all mothers look bad, hard to find underground positive mother content these days 😢
RUclips is a bit of a shithole
no shot. that's terrible what :( why tf would youtube make them cut it out? like can we not have genuine real moments anymore
@@crm7nIt’s a joke.
@@willieearles3151 how was i supposed to know? 😭
Your bro has the cameraman skills of a toddler, god bless him
the corrupted footage sent me lmaoo 17$ for like 12 seconds of footage.
Big bro holding the camera with the shaky hands is my favorite part, genuine brotherly effort.
I am genuinely scared to use a microwave longer than 10-15 minutes
Honestly, it'll be nice watching a video with Zach where he's not in pain-- oh, spoke too soon.
21:18 : "Doctor Pepper?"
"Ill take one of those."
*brings him a 0 sugar Canada Dry.*
I love the green sniper laser on Zach as he eats. Sam's getting this video out NO MATTER WHAT
I like that he feels the need to give 3 examples of his wife not being able to hold the camera still. Shows how dedicated he is as a husband.
As a podcast viewer and Sam’s personal friend, I knew this video was coming
As the guy that hides under his bed at night and steals one spoon a day until he notices
I knew it was coming
Same
if you actually are then I'm feeling bad for sam, you just an attention seeker
As the man that inhabits that microwave, I knew it was coming
As a literal fly on his kitchen wall I was anticipating this video too
RIP General Mom, y'all having such humor about it genuinely makes me smile stay strong kings and fly free queen. Happy Holidays
I LOVE these vids, idk if it's Sam's sinister meals or his brothers horrified reactions but this is peak lmao
My dad passed two months ago, so, wont be getting a call from him this year.
Rough going, but happy you and your brother can come together to make a video like this for your mom and share some laughs.
Honestly seeing the picture from your daughter was heartwarming, dude.
Sam, I know you're probably not gonna read this but I really appreciate this video. I lost my mom in 2014 and the microwave turkey really brought back memories of how ratchet and hectic our Thanksgivings were. Thanks for making today feel a little bit more like home.
Zach has the pallet of a 40 year old toddler.
As a guy that exclusively cooks his eggs in the microwave, seeing him gag on that deviled egg hurt
In the future we will just have a turkey button on all microwaves
That turkey is so irradiated, it called me smooth-skin.
gonna be alone for thanksgiving and yall made it worth it. shout out to your brother who keeps doing these. he's the real hero.
Happy Early Thanksgiving! Have some love from one internet bro to another ❤
You know it never occurred to me that Sam had a mother. I always assumed he was birthed from some cursed lost folklore about balding. Rip Mumma Sam.
zach is such a good sport! and so funny . the videos of you two eating garbage are my favourite
I have the bottom microwave so its good to know for next thanksgiving i can cook a turkey for 2 hours and 5 minutes before it gives out
They’ve mentioned it before on the podcast but Gwen really is an odd shaped dog
Sam is going to be infertile after this much microwave radiation
Remember when Sam said he pisses in that bathroom sink so much that Abby nearly threw up when she smelled the drain? I do.
It was nice of you to wait until your mother's passing to pull this stunt for a holiday meal.
Bro my mom passed away a few months ago, genuinely the worst few months of my life.
But i know for a fact she would haunt my ass if i tried to make a fucking microwave turkey dinner like this lmao, aint no way a woman like her who would slave away for an entire day makinf an immaculate turkey dinner wouldnt have some spectral phantom bullshit going on if i even thought about putting a whole turkey in the microwave.
I love how this feels like something a channel would upload as there only upload. Your dynamic between you and your brother is actually great. Happy Thanksgiving Sam and Zack
an animal DIED and had to watch from the after life to see the abomination it was turned into 💀💀😭😭
Glad Margret is still kicking around that shelf for another wholesome video!
Should’ve used her for seasoning. Maggy would’ve found that to be such a hoot.
I know I'm going to get flamed for giving a actually cooking tip but if you put a pinch of baking soda in the water for the eggs it sheds the shell really good without effecting the taste
I bet your mom would be proud of what you do sam ❤
Unlikely you’re gonna see this but I’m sorry to hear you lost your mother. My mom was born in the same year and I couldn’t imagine losing her now. You guys did good dedicating this video to her. Happy Thanksgiving
The lord knows ive been waiting on more cooking episodes, i only hope I can produce a meal as succulent as yours my friend
Now I understand why Zach got the diabetes. He can only stomach his chickenniggies. Man can’t be raised on nuggies alone.
Happy Microwave Turkey Day Sam!
Condolences for the loss of your mother, I am sure she would have been proud of that green bean casserole you nuked.
This video was actually so sweet and wholesome haha. Brought a smile to my face. RIP Mama General
Hell yeah baby, that single dad experience ❤
You probably overheated the microwave, I've had them shut themselves off from being on too long to prevent it breaking.
You are doing revolutionary work gentlemen. I have faith that, thanks to your dedication, men will be capable of cooking their own food by the end of the next century.
His kid can full on speak and shit now??? Feels like yesterday he became a father
I like the wife voice cameo, so wholesome lol
just ate a slice of "thanksgiving pizza" my gf brought home for work i can feel the shits brewing and i am unwell. if i wasnt baked and starving i wouldnt have indulged
The best cooking channel on the entire Internet.
I'll poop in the pants of anyone who says otherwise.
I poop my pants anyways
Papa sam and daddy Zach dishing out elegantly crafted meals that mer Michelin chefs would dream to make
Edit: have a great Thanksgiving sam and everyone watching
I love how when your with your brother all your vids have that high school project vibe to it with the goofy awkward interactions and silly jokes that you both laugh at entirly to hard but because you love/hate each other you just can't help it.
Its crazy how you can be a pro at this and still capture that essences of fun that so many lose when they hit it big
It's wild how fat your brother is , yet the most common of foods makes him vomit/want to vomit.
Pizza/fried food = safe ig
These videos always have a lighting level that reminds me of a grandmother’s house
You attached the memory of your mom to a video with a microwaved turkey
Zachs tears in his eyes in the intro before anything happens is my favorite thing
WOW! your bro is so sensitive with his foods. I just can't understand it. my nephew is the same. It's an egg.... and it makes him barf. along with many other things as well apparently lmao!!
Zack giggling in the back just makes me warm and fuzzy inside. This makes me want to re-watch the hiking videos for the 20th time.
Those deviled eggs look bangin’
I've been hype as fuck for this since he first mentioned it in the mail video
So glad to see Abby finally approved of it, or that she went away for the week so Sam could make the house stink like ass
That's why you shouldn't be commenting before watching the god damn video
@@stayhigh66lol yeah
Dude how can your brother not handle a hardboiled egg. What the hell does he eat?
Chicken nuggie n hamboiga
@@GeneralSam as any decent man should
The listed ingredients included mustard, and mustard is fucking disgusting. Respect to Zack for even trying it.
I know what disgusting means, but what does "Fucking Disgusting" mean???@@willieearles3151
How did He survive the worst recepie Videos?
Absolutely no one: "You know what I want for thanksgiving? Brussel sproutes."
I don't comment much but I must say that this video was a really high spirited one Sam. Fun and wholesome all around, fantastic stuff man.
Lmao where I’m from Waverly Hills was a horrifying sanitarium with a death chute to dispose of tuberculosis corpses.
Finally another cooking video to follow and feed my family
my favorite videos are with you and your bro, his fuckin giggles kill me
Sam has gotten so popular he was able to film a whole video with chumlee! Congrats on the success man
Why use a fancy, huge home oven to cook Thanksgiving dinner? Just use a convenient disposable oven.
It makes me happy to see you two so happy.
Wow, thanks Sam! You kept me on track with my diet because of this video. You and your abominable creations you call “food” have made me lose my appetite. Thanks!
LETS GOOOOO!!!!!!!
I just realized your mom died at 63 years old. That’s too young for someone to die of old age. Condolences Sam.
Insane production value in that intro, I love it. Excellent use of Midjourney
hey sam, i know youre probably not gonna see this; but if you do, how did you generate those images in the intro? i love the art style of some of them
one of the most chef of all time
God, Scabbs can't even get a soda right! My mans asked for a Dr Pepper and got diet ginger ale.
Reddit's worst recipes microwaved Thanksgiving edition from Sam? This is gonna be the best Thanksgiving to ever happen in history! Also I'm sorry to hear you mother passed away but thank her because without her we wouldn't have two of the best guys to ever exist, bless her soul. How nice of Sam inviting his brother back for Thanksgiving and making all of this food for his family, I'm sure Abby approved of your decision of having multiple microwaves in your room knowing that you won't burn the house down and that she's definitely not tied up in the basement. Thanksgiving already happened for us but thank you for this I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving!
Seeing the Recipes used in this i just came up with the best thanksgiving leftovers TriWich the world will ever see.
dude, i live in a good neighborhood and shit but how the fuck is sams house double the size of mine in length and triple in width
yikes to the r slur straight in the middle of the video :/
Yikes to the pansie who gets bothered by a word.
on one hand, always glad to see zach on the channel, on the other, what the fuck man XD he has no sense of self preservation
Single handedly keeping the microwave industry and your electricity bill up, respect
Plz drop the greenscreen stuff.. makes me wanna wish I was blind