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0:00 - Intro
0:23 - Magic Spoon Sponsor
2:06 - The Rice Cake Sandwich
4:21 - Ravioli Burrito
7:08 - The Triwich
8:36 - Powerade Pasta
10:53 - Shakey Cheese Pasta
12:42 - MacDaddy Grilled Cheese
14:36 - Orange Chicken Dino Nuggets
16:05 - Bagel Bite Nuggie Boiga
18:03 - Painrrito
20:50 - Shitrrito
22:27 - End Развлечения
Martha Stewart has been really quiet since Sam got into the cooking scene
she gonna be even quieter when i drop my insider trading tutorial
@@JesusChrist-lh8di ?
@@GeneralSam can't wait for the cookbook to drop Sam
She’s too busy getting freaky with Yung Gravy
Betty Crocker is being quieter
when he said “this subreddit is half hating on the poor” (or whatever the quote was) i wasn’t expecting half of the food to literally be food that low income people usually eat. the butter and cheese noodles being there really convinced me that he has a point.
The cheese noodles picture is just there because the subreddit's supposed to be the opposite of well presented or complex dishes. They're not hating on the poor it's just a bad picture of a fairly simple dish.
Bro i aint never been poor but cheese noodles or cheese rice is amazing especially with those 90 secons rice or noodle bags a quick amazing snack
As a prior poor, shaky cheese on buttered noodles is a god tier dish
damn you guys are rich enough for noodles? lucky mofos lmfao
@@zebif2911 hey we know why it's there but essentially these people laugh at food that looks weird to them on a paper plate because that's odd to them and they've never had to live that way. So yeah it comes off that way dude
"Your friends never expect you to pull ravioli out of your pocket."
There was once a man who would do that... he is long gone now...
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
WHATS
IN
THE
P O C K E T O L I
“You want some”
F o7
I’ve had a friend (I swear this is real) he would have a fried chicken leg on one of his pockets and a few tortillas in the other pocket lmao
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😩😩😩😩
The shaky cheese noodles broke my heart. That meal was half my entire childhood and we weren't even low income, these redditors had sad childhoods if they don't know the joy that is shaky cheese and butter on noodles.
I still eat that, it's good when you're feeling lazy or having a low day and want some comfort
Never change my friend
It's shitty food porn lmao just cause it's shitty food doesn't mean it's not delicious lol
Yes
This sort of stuff is exactly why I’m not on most subReddits dedicated to laughing at people. Cause they just bully people they don’t understand
As a woman who is currently sober: I would eat the shit out of those bagel bites chicken nugget mini sammies
Are u still sober
@@heyd5305 yes. And I still would eat those until I dropped lol
Hey that’s great, sober from what?
@@smoki6387 I meant “sober” as in not drunk….not “sober” as in clean from alcohol
You gave me a good laugh haha
The triwich genuinely impressed me - what a visionary in the niche culinary architecture world. Babish is punching his pillow right now
dude you could paint each half a different coat and eat a fucking pbj, pb and banana, and pb and nutella triwich. missed opportunuty
that’s just good eatin’
@@yousseframahi4018 holy shit, I am making this
IMO, it's the perfect "too hungry for just a sandwich" sandwich. Has a little something extra
Each side of it can be it's own mini sandwich that you eat separately and at the end you're left with a tasty burrito of everything mixed in the middle
Buttered pasta with bottled parmesan cheese is a hood classic, i just eat this as a meal and it gets the job done, it is truly, a low income class certified dish.
Right? Like I eat that on the regular, its a simple dish, but its filling and good. Seeing him eat it made me want some.
It's just a couple of steps away from being an Algio e Olio. Which is literally the same dish but with garlic and Olive oil instead of butter
@@Borthax and lemon, right? Or is that just something I added along the way?
Its basically the same like doing the Pasta in a Parmesan Wheel like some Italians do.
@@jamietomas1550 Lemon is optional but not required.
I think the missed potential for the triwich is different toppings on each bread so like nuttella, peanut butter, and banana. To give you every combo you could want while keeping things balanced.
How high?
@@drowski9072 7/10 is my guess.
Bruh you can also adds 3 scoop of ice creams for each 'bread corners'
“…as all things should be.”
What a fucking genius you are. One slice peanut butter, one slice Nutella, one slice condensed milk, filled with banana and strawberry slices. Real gourmet shit right there
the refried bean tortilla is like if depression had a physical form.
Soon to be a liquid physical form. 😭🤣
@@pysq8yea and someones rectum in the toilet
Yeah, no comment but yeah
Bro it's poverty food. It's sad how much of that subreddit is just shitting on the poor
"I'm built different"
Yes Sam, I think anyone could glance at you and draw the same conclusion
He’s built Florida tough.
most of the building was his forehead
In a similar vein. Yes, Sam, we know your wife really likes cooking. I knew before I was even sure you had a wife. I saw him once and knew someone was working that stove like a master smith working a forge whether it was his lifelong love, the slave he keeps in the attic or his secret boyfriend.
i love sams and his communities hate-hate relationship
@@devonesq.7533 Honestly I think he's great, I just make these comments to gain notoriety and slowly build my way into this community. And eventually become a power figure
The Buttered noodles 100% convinced me that subreddit is occupied by people who exclusively eat out. Not only do they mock the poor but wouldn’t know how to make good food if they tried. Truly, the worst our society has to offer.
And they're too dumb to know buttered noodles with cheese is on fancy restaurants menus. 🤣
Buttered noodles are not only often cheaper than ramen, but healthier. I can get a pound of whole grain spaghetti for like a dollar.
Oh and btw they effin slap
@@ischray4089 whole grain pasta kinda slaps
i will say that a lot of this and other poor people staples are just lacking in nutritional balance. frozwn veggies fried up in some butter is a nice quick side that'll help a lot w that
Ooooughhh buttered noodles are so fucking delicious id cook it every day if i could
It’s always funny to me when I see people who didn’t struggle in life complain about the lunches I always had as a kid.
Same like damn really calling out the ppl how grew up poor
also like buttered and cheesy noodles is just an extremely tasty meal?? it’s cheap and good literally no real issue
I never struggled much seeing as my parents were relatively affluent, but my parents' idea of packing food for me when I went to school was giving me a banana or an orange and wishing me luck.
I tend to win "sad childhood snack" competitions, the bougiest thing i ever got was a fucking ham sandwich (cold).
The editing in this is so goddamn pleasing to the eye. Sam, you're getting exceptionally good at this stuff
while the microphones and cameras get worse
That shot of him in the bowl of Powerade noodles while talking to the camera was *chef’s kiss*
Doesn’t Staltt edit for him?
@@kis5140 only the podcast i think
Right? It lets you see everything you want in one frame. I just came down here to say the same thing.
Alot of these "wierd eats" are like siblings. Perfectly normal apart, but when you put them together, the result ends up cross-eyed and unable to make its own antibodies
Yo, homie, the Kaiser's pornbots are at it again.
I'm stealing this, thanks
if I heated up that refried bean burrito I would 100% eat the whole thing
easily
The "peanut butter and jelly on rice cake" thing unlocked a memory that I didn't even know I had. Used to make those all the time when I was a kid, although I remember mine as being open-faced. ALSO another memory from my childhood that just popped up--one Kraft single on a rice cake, heated in the microwave for like 20-30 seconds.
I am an adult and still do both of these things and love it although microwaving rice cakes sometimes makes em chewy and weird
McDonald's originally reached out to a Chinese restaurant back in the day to buy their Orange Chicken recipe. But when the Chinese restaurant refused, McDonald's came out with the Chicken McNuggets (hence we have the sweet and sour sauce)[1]. And that pretty much started the whole nugget craze which probably spawned the Dino Nuggets. Seeing Dino Nuggets get turned into Orange Chicken is a weird circle coming back whole.
[1] The Search for General Tso (2014)
Can we all appreciate how this man cited a source in his comment? What a fucking chad
My guy, chicken nugget came out as opposition to the attack on cholesterol(beef) that was happening on beef in like the 80's.
I am still curious where they get the dino meat for those nuggets.
Considering that you only had 1 source, that is such an overly extra way to cite a source lol.
Apa in text citations. Amazing
I love how his editing style is like he’s a fourth dimensional being eating a ravioli burrito.
him pouring the powerade into the pan he was "standing" in was genius.
@@joshuamiller8235 I just came here to comment on the powerade pour edit
it's very MST3K.
buttered noodles with shakey cheese is a god tier depression food. easy to make, filling, delicious, feels like youre actually cooking real food so you dont feel so bad about the direction your life is heading
Seriously, Sam's got a good point in stating that a lot of the criticism is misdirected at what's perceived as poor people food. A lot of times, it's really good, but might just be seen as low-class. Stir-fried ramen noodles (budget chow mien), cheese and butter spaghetti (budget carbonara), grilled cheese hotdog sandwich (this is actually an expensive grilled cheese). People are seriously making fun of others for eating within their budgets. Try it before you knock it (most times, but not always).
It's not, however, an excuse for gross food to exist, like powerade pasta or putting pineapple on pizza.
I agree with this but pineapple on pizza is good even if I have a slight allergy to it
i agreed until the part about pineapple and now your whole comment is wrong sorry
unironically the White Man's Cuban looks like a bomb ass sammich and I'm gonna make one for dinner tomorrow, with a side of french fries
Pineapple on pizza is great if you like sweet and savory food, same as orange chicken
Lol the pineapple on pizza bit at the end is a good joke
I'm sad you didn't make the Crab boiled in Pepsi served with a Baguette. That would've been an experience.
EDIT: Three days later, just realised I should add: the pepsi crab is one of the top posts of all time in the subreddit Sam used as a reference, and a photo of it is at the start of the video.
I see what you did there.
You think you're sad? Imagine how sad the crab is.
I'm not sure if there's a joke I'm not getting since i don't see what you did there but i just wanna say although i am allergic to gluten, i can imagine that tasting really good if the baguette was nice and fresh and crusty
idk if you knew, but that dish is actually already from a youtube video. It was made by a guy named KilianExperience. Look for "Crab Expert Prepares The Perfect Crab" if you wanna see the process in motion
@@neburiveS have you ever tried it?
"if Coke wants to start a race war"
Well, it is Nestle. They've done worse.
Nestle is about 5 minutes from going full “Belgians in the Congo”
Nestle and coke are different companies
@@williamkline6450 until 2018 they worked together so I mean coke has probably also done some of those things with nestle
@CtrlALlTerrorS Yeah, it's fucking insane you can objectively say "well, stealing native water supplies to leave them to die for a profit isn't the worst thing Nestle has done in Africa" and they're allowed to run in this country.
Coke sponsored the 1936 Summer Olympics, and included the swastika on their logos. Fanta became a thing when the German Coke plant couldn't obtain the syrup from American import during the war. The Coke CEO at the time was unabashedly pro-Nazi.
Love the green screen work! Especial at the power aide pasta, where you pour into the pot you’re in. So good!
On deployment we once made pasta burritos in the middle of the desert and let me tell you those were the best out of camp meal we had in seven months
"you're friends never expect you to pull ravioli out of your pocket"
when I was in the army I would walk go to the smoke pit with a ziploc bag full of ravioli and spaghettios and I'd start eating it out of my pocket with my bare hands. The skit was inspired by filthy frank, but nonetheless it certainly shocked people. I even fed some soldiers pocket spaghettios from my hand. I always had enough to share
You’re an American hero
Lmao
Vile
Infantry?
@@jugofmilk41 There could be no doubt.
Sam is the chef of the people. Not letting these high and mighty snobs look down on us people who eat noodles with Shakey cheese. Sam is a true king I'd humbly serve under.
Fuck the big business, sam’s all about good eatin’
i mean under sam we would all be eatin noodles with shaky cheese
@@derpytw and that's wonderful to me. No one to judge us.
Fr tho how is that any different than eating Mac'n'cheese
Powerade noodles rise up.
The video editing on this is just magical.
The shakey cheese and noodles was just my dinner at least 2x a week in college and it was great
Seeing you inside of the bowl that you are also scooping from in the background really fucked my head up.
I feel like I’m high and I’m not
It was a good shot
@@EllieUchiha17 I feel like I am and I am.
Legit the buttered noodles one is something I still eat as an adult when my stomach is kinda rejecting other foods or I'm too tired to make something else. Just some butter, garlic salt, pepper, and then the shaky cheese if we got it. It's so good
Buttered noodles are good but simple especially if you cook a hotdog into little pucks and spread them throughout like little meatballs
@@noonyabeezniss4911 sorry you cant understand the intricacies of shaky cheese
@@noonyabeezniss4911 it's parmesan
I had butter noodles today after puking all morning 😅 it went down easy and was nice and soft for my aching belly. Stayed down too. I put Italian herb seasoning, garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper on it. Did exactly what I needed it to.
isnt that just fetuccini alfredo
I randomly came across this channel and I'm dying this whole video. Especially at the canned burrito.
That hotdog pickle grilled cheese sandwich looks like something I'd pay for at a diner.
I was eating parmesan butter noodles at the start of this video, and felt simultaneously attacked and validated when it came up in this video. 10/10 meal.
Literally Fettucine Alfredo
@@bxinger True! The only difference is that Fettucine Alfredo also has cream in it, which is too dense for my stomach. But plain noodles with only butter and some parmesan has never hurt me.
@@dannyphantomfanatic We eat that in Italy, just butter and parmigiano, and it's something you eat when you're ill or if you feel a little nauseous or sometimes if it's the only stuff you have in the fridge. Nothing shameful about that.
@@savokanpari Yes, exactly! I have emetophobia so whenever I'm feeling queasy or anxious, it's one of my safe comfort foods.
You should really avoid caring about literally anything a Redditor has to say about anything. The first mistake is believing that they're human
“Your friend would never expect you to pull ravioli out of your pocket”
Filthy Frank Proves otherwise
ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli
Just I was thinking.
@@supmane8740 its just a prank bro!
Had an immediate flashback
R.I.P. OG Papa Franku
Jew Frank is quite good but I miss the OG dearly
as a professional chef from a brokeass background i have to laugh at how pretty much every one of these dishes i have either made something similar or found pretty much nothing wrong with. To this day one of my favorite drinks is hot gatorade (the cucumber one is my go to) with a splash of vodka on a cold day. Awesome vid!!!
Pizza Bagels + Chicken Nuggets = Chicken Parmesan Sandwich Sliders.
You could unironically serve the triwich on one of those trendy, pop up restaurants if you spruce it up a little.
For example, make it so that each of the bread "flanges" have different toppings. Like tuna on one, BLT on one and maybe ham on the third.
Also when assembled, you take the old kitchen burner and basically toast the outside of the bread to add a little bit of crunch.
Put it on a plate and add some stupid garnish, like dill or whatever and presto. You have a rather interesting looking starter, and the gimmick is that each side of the sandwhich will be like three different kinds of sandwiches, for that customer who is unsure of what to pick from the menu.
Great idea.
Brilliant
You could arrange some thick French toast like that too. Would be fire.
That bean burrito was heinous
I hate that for this video, talking about a "bean burrito", one question comes to mind:
Which one?
@@Sputnik1 bolth
Slow slide of the can....*shudder*
Reno in the wild
A wild reno appears
Been watching a lot of cooking videos lately, the editing in this one has been my favorite so far, it’s like watching a cooking show from an alien
Rice cakes sound like a great bread alternative for sandwiches if you want something healthier.
Wait, that's what they're for, aren't they?
A lot of people forget this is another bread substitute especially if you cant eat gluten. You can eat them with Jam, peanut butter and jelly, put all types of cold cuts over it and eat it like an open sandwich. Yeah they aren't the tastiest but if you cant eat gluten, sodium, trans fats,need healthier options or cheaper options they are pretty good! Some even come with powdered condiments and they are bomb imo!
You really have to know how to make gluten free things, they aren't easy and definitely will not be tasty if you dont make them right lol so rice cakes are good alternatives
No joke the pickle and hot dog grilled cheese has been added to my list of quick recipes.
if you like that also try spam or other tinned meat grilled and then add it to a grilled cheese with tomato soup to dip it in . takes 15 min to make and fills you up. the best way to eat that is at night with the lights off under a blanket watching a movie it makes you feel so content i have a bad case of depression i lost 2 family members to covid in 3 months and my wife had a miscarriage because she couldn't get into the hospital to see a midwife because everyone in the uk is trying to get booster jabs so all the medical staff have basically switched to doing that . after a hard day working a shitty 12 hour shift in a clothing warehouse it makes me feel normal again for a few hours and honestly it does more for my mental health than my anti depressants cheap fast and a mood lifter give it a go and send me a massage back and tell me how fucking chilled out it makes you . you get extra relaxed if you have a warm bath or shower first
I do this in my toaster oven. It's pretty dope. Can do with any sandwich meat lying around too
@@acid3129 Hope everything gets better for you my man. Keep pushing.
@@sbot8158 its life dude thanks for the love though when shit gets hard i just remind myself my grandad lived in a foxhole for 3 months with constant artillery bombardments and no food and came back home to raise a family and open a business i have no fucking right to complain about having a stable job a roof over my head and a loving family
For real, I’d give it a try when I’m down to those last 2 hot dogs and no buns. Less depressing looking than a hotdog with a slice of bread as a bun.
That poweraide one always reminds me of the time in boy scouts when someone accidently grabbed the water cooler with blue gatoraide in it when we were making tomato soup. It was dubbed the Tomatoraide incident.
What happened to the soup?
@@MadameCorgi Well we all ended up trying it anyway, safe to say no one was a big fan. So we had an older kid grill a ton of grilled cheeses and we just dumped the soup.
Thanks, I hate the word "tomatoraide"
the sad thing about the butter-noodle-cheese is that it can be elevated with with simple techniques , just make a sauce with the cheese and the pasta water emulsifying everything, you have a 10/10 dish with the same ingredients
Why tho, its still good as is and it essentially forms its own sause
I have willingly eaten worse foods than these while backpacking... and i liked it
i’ll show you a magic spoon you hunk
Go back to playing Leagues 😡
Good content watches good content, love to see it
When's the next By Release?
You guys gotta colab
@@FrenchyLauzier They did back in 2020. On Red Dead.
The tri-which would be way cooler if it was made out of 3 different kinds of sandwiches. If you use the same sandwich for all 3 sides it's just a sad excuse to eat an extra slice of bread.
You are on to something big.
Someone needs to try this
Sorry I just didn't have enough brain power
Just imagine one slice of bread with turkey and provolone, one with roast beef and cheddar, and one slice with ham and swiss. A tri-which clubhouse
@@Dockhead Savage
Plain noodles with butter and parm is like a staple in my household lol it's so good and cheap. Paired with a salad, 10/10 dinner
"your friends never expect you to pull ravioli out of your pocket" unless your name is filthy frank lmao
I genuinely felt attacked when I saw shakey cheese pasta on here, thanks for the defend Sammo
Shaky cheese pasta was one of the staples of my childhood, I am so glad others share my experience.
@@Zoditron feast of lower middle class champions
I was genuinely SO UPSET to see pasta and rice sandwiches here
Rich fucking assholes, gonna eat them next 😤
@@andollpony2227 serious question: how do human beings enjoy consuming rice cakes
@@TessHKM it's crunchy I love crunchy think that's all
If they made a crunchy water I would ate that
The American "life of Boris" I swear. More and more each day this mans content reminds me of one of my favorite creators and it's great.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear shabe
@@AxxLAfriku How high are you right now
@@AxxLAfriku what tf is with this guys RUclips channel
Ittttts Boris. Guy deserves way more attention. Not only as a teacher of how to live cheap if youre poor, but he has alot of deep shit. Like why he does his own subtitles that shit had me in tears.
@@AxxLAfriku bro fuckin Sam fans man I swear
17:26 the best out of context part of this video
Pickles are basically relish so 12:51 is just a hotdog in sandwich form
the sauce his wife made him got a lower score than the peanut butter sandwich LMAO
Ikr lol it looked like some deluxe orange sauce
to be fair, it was a peanutbutter banana sandwich... it's just a great thing that has to be appreciated^^
well one is a sauce that his wife made him, the other is what his mum used to make him,you cannot beat childhood nostalgia.
That's how you keep a good woman around.
tbf I'm fairly sure he was supposed to simmer the nuggets in the sauce to coat it, that's normally how you do orange chicken lmao
I have never seen Sam so weak and vulnerable. He gives so much for us, he is truly a prince among men.
Any man he wants..
He gets
I remember I got rice crackers without anything on them and spaghetti with cheese quite often as a kid, lmao.
Despite your picture you're pretty friggin normal 🤗😂🤗
The thing about the triwich is that, after like four or five bites, you've consumed one "wing" and its basically just a normal sandwich now
Fry up the hotdogs first before throwing them on the sandwich. Maybe even fry the pickles too if you're feeling daring. It didn't melt because the hot dogs were cold out of the package.
i think those dogs are boiled and/or cured...
dont think hotdogs are good or safe raw. its like eating raw pork. gross and a waste of good flavor.
slappin the room temp pickles and cheese in there with a normal cheddar, it wont melt easily
You trying to tell Sam how to cook? The man's a disaster zone in the kitchen, homie.
@@gabbonoo hotdogs are pre cooked i eat em raw all the time & I've never had a problem
Kids used to eat them raw all the time growing up. It makes me want to vomit thinking of it now but they are safe to eat.
Pardon, pan fry pickles? Can you do that? I'm making the mack daddy right now and pan frying the dogs but the pickles?
Edit; doesn't need it, but only use one slice of cheese or unsalted cheese. Otherwise really good.
Hats off to Sam for appreciating the practicality of each meal despite them not tasting good. The perfect man to represent poor American houshoulds
President Sam 2024
I'm just mad he didn't warm up the ravioli before making it a burrito
God damn, GS, really loving the format with the zoomed in background of you, and the upper-body shot of the video in the foreground. It's fantastic and very chill.
The plain noodles were what I ate like most of my childhood and I still eat it to this day I'm glad he is giving our community the recognition we deserve
you have to put the rice paper in water (like, fully submerge it) for a few seconds then the texture becomes less skin-like
^^^ The way he was wetting the rice paper was causing me actual psychic damage
I enjoy eating it with the skin texture so I can curb my cannibal impulses.
@@S_t_r_e_s_s Hey are you actually serious about that? Does it help? I have dermatophagia, an autocannibalism issue, if you're serious about the under prepped rice paper helping I'll definitely have to try that.
@@edwardkendrick9641 this comment get a like
@@edwardkendrick9641 It's helped me curb it a fair bit, I only bite my fingers here and there now.
I actually like rice cake “sandwiches” as a snack. I only do one rice cake at a time for a better topping-to-rice cake ratio and add a good amount of mustard to add some tang & moisture. I use sharp or white cheddar and thinly sliced ham or Turkey.
I also use the white cheddar rice cakes oftentimes instead of the plain ones. They’re really not bad if you’re looking to have a snack or lighter lunch.
Never eaten a rice cake sandwich, but I'd imagine just cakes, meat, and cheese would be dry af. I may need to try it but would definitely use some spicy mustard. I mean pricing it out comes to less than $1 per sandwich.
Yo that sounds bomb!! Next time I’m too stoned and lazy to cook this is what I’m eating lol
@@endtimeelijah4851 I like them with just a cheese spread? Cheez Whiz for example, not very healthy but tasty and cheap
Try a Triwich with marshmallow fluff, Nutella, And almond butter so good
Bagel bite sliders!
we should have more of these its absolutely hilarious, Sam is killing it
The "shakey cheese noodles" is functionally what traditional Alfredo is. Though Alfredo usually has a shitload more cheese and butter. It's only in the states where we added cream and herbs
I can't think of where I heard it but I heard someone say that Alfredo is basically mac & cheese for grown-ups
The grilled cheese with pickles and hotdogs actually made me hungry
Good concept. Poor execution. I'm going to do one up right and post it to Reddit
The cheese WASNT EVEN MELTED
Had sizzles sausages in the fridge so made a Cuban grilled chess with them instead of hot dogs or ham
I can feel my ancestors screaming at the screen when rice paper was used to make a ravioli burrito
Ancestors from what background? Italians? Asians? Mexicans? They all are insulted
My first video of this guy, 100/10 bro, good shit! I love it! U got my subscription!
The Rice Cake Sandwich seems more like a dieting thing than an affordability thing
It was, in my case lol hated it but it was low in calories so eh
Rice cakes are fire idk what yall talking about
That's what I was thinking.
@@tabernaclejones6115 I think what's problematic is that it's two on top of another
Yea, I'm not sure why he went with the poor angle there. I can't imagine for the life of me a poor person choosing to buy rice cakes to make sandwhiches out of instead of a loaf of bread.
The powerade noodles could be theoretically good in fruit salad
Brooooo
I think you’re onto something…
I was thinking they could go in ambrosia, the one made with whipped cream and fruit cocktail, NOT the mayo one.
Wonder how'd they do in a jello mold? Other than look like the crocodile tongues from James and the Giant Peach, that is
No.
Was going through some shit, but now I am bewildered and confused, and it’s great lol
Bro I've been watching your videos and wasn't sure if I was going to subscribe, this is the video that made me subscribe LOL
The pasta burrito sounded okay, until I realized you're chewing the spring roll wrappers uncooked, and the ravioli is probably cold.
you don't cook the wrappers, you just dip them in water
I honestly thought it'd be pretty good if he put a bit of oil in a pan and fried it up
@@ramonnunez1066 I was thinking the same. Heat makes a lot of food way more eatable.
The double finger lick at 5:53 is exactly how I picture Sam when he's cleaning out his used Fleshlight.
finger licking good!
Gross but I like it
and who says he was the last one to use it?
how do i delete someone else's youtube comment?
Everyone likes their own brand
It's just cold beans dude, what a princess.
Loved the editing! Keep it up! Great video!
Sam has certainly discovered the most efficacious way of carrying ravioli in your pocket
The good 'ol pocketoli
@@FalloutUgglan When he said “your friends would never expect you to have ravioli in your pocket” my first thought was you “probably would if you were friends with filthy frank like 10 years ago”.
I would absolutely love more things in this style, Chef Sam.
Loving the IRL content, keep doing you, King.
first time watcher and this was well worth it! You're funny as hell! Glad this was recommended! :D
"The only people that wouldn't eat this are stone cold sober or women, lets be honest" that shit had me rolling bro
Sam acts like these are the worst recipes out there even though he clearly knows that this is what his fans eat on a regular basis
We are very sad individuals
Especially the triwich
Nah I am more creative. I have this reciple for spicy ramen noodles were I use peanut butter and chocolate as ingrediants.
@@shy8054 Incorrect.
@@shy8054 not gonna lie dude, that shit sounds nasty but I'm still weirdly intrigued.
Could you comment the recipe for me.
"It's like a white man's Cuban"
"What's wrong with that?"
"..."
"A white man's Cuban sandwich"
11:40 literally a Carbonara dish, without meat.
I've never seen anyone edit like this guy before. Really satisfying and different.
How you not gonna melt the cheese on the grill cheese? Come on Sam, that man made a masterpiece, and you made the up voted BADFOODPORN.
The noodle one confuses me because that’s literally how i eat spaghetti for dinner. butter, and parmesan. Do people think it’s bad or something?
Nah, restaurants even sell butter noodles. Reddit is just a cesspool.
The point of bad food porn isn't bad food recipes itself, it's just food that visually looks unappealing or dull
Generally yes.
Reddit is full of basement dwellers that come from rich and privileged homes so they've never experienced a meal that wasn't prepared by their family's paid chef that cooks for them.
It's probably just people posting their everyday real food that looks funny compared to the tryhard meals other people post. That said I hate redditors.
I dont know how I havent found your channel before. Damn fine work. Subscribed.
What an editing approach dude, i like it.
"your friends never expect you to pull ravioli out of your pocket"
filthyfrank: am I a joke to you?
that was the joke?
that was the joke?
Honestly I love just walking around and cleaning up while I watch/listen to Sam's videos. It's like I have my own sometimes-controversial white friend who's doing his own weird thing in the corner and occasionally he says or does something really funny and it makes me bust out laughing.
Uhhhhhh maybe pull back a bit on the prozac there buddy
The editing is literally master class. I salute you sir
I learned more about cooking in this video than I learn in 90% of those life blogs some people try to pass off as recipes in google.
I’ve been watching Sam for a while now, and this is the first time I remember seeing him break character. That first bite of the black bean rice paper burrito damaged this man
I havnt laughed so hard in months. That bean burrito reaction was priceless.
"Its the texture dude its just, OFF"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the music really ties it together. Such a deep, tragic story
the way he goes all in on that bologna and rice cake sandwich is actually concerning
The Nameless Song while opening the can with the refried beans.
My dark souls heart is happy now.
sam the fact that like all 6/10s and up were ALL clean plate clubs, shows just how dexterous and intuitive your cooking abilities really are. and that you will eat anything if you are bored
alternatively: he has no sense of taste
We once fried already cooked spaghetti. Crispy heavens delight.
Can’t wait to see what company steals Sam’s ideas next time 😤
Shut up twinko may
@@cewic4909 dambd you got them
@@cewic4909 what?
@@cewic4909 post physique
17:17 I'm stone cold sober and I'd still eat this
I have no idea how the algorithm knew I needed this, I just found your channel andchope to see more of these 😆