$269 Wagyu Hamburger Helper
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- Опубликовано: 15 май 2022
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i've been having a blast just filming irl stuff because its a much different editing experience. love you guys
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Do whatever you want, so long as you let Aqua know he's a bitch for getting sick on the hike.
You do you bro everyone loves the content 🥴
I just wanna see you torture your brother again, I don't mind the irl videos.
At first, I thought this was a video to demonstrate mockery of overly expensive food. But in truth, I realize it is simply made out of Sam's spite and jealousy of the lives led by Wagyu cattle
Definitely out of spite, He desecrated that wagyu cows body. He could have just added some shitty lean meat and added wagyu tallow if he's just gonna mince it up in a grinder. It would've tasted the same for a fraction of the cost. So the only reasonable answer is spite.
Wrong, he made this video as a tax write off for the meat grinder he purchased.
@@tomtucker4157 more like because he can, and he wants to see who it pisses off. Seemingly you.
I mean it's not just overly expensive food, it's the best meat in the worl
he’s not playing skyrim fighting the ebony warrior :(
Not even eating it straight out of the pan and microwaving it is the chefs kiss
Can't forget that ketchup squirt to top it off
it didn't really seem that bad until the absolute round house kick that was microwaving it, I just paused the video and sat there for a second just trying to comprehend how horrible but simultaneously beautiful sams actions were. Little did the Japanese know Americans dont value quality we value utility, and the utility of food is that it feeds you and maybe makes your tongue happy for 35 seconds, in our book if your rich kid steak satisfies those requirements its accomplishing its mission.
Honestly wouldn’t expect any less from General Sam.
He's sadistic af
I read this comment and didn't think he'd actually do that. Wow.
the fact that you stored it all as meal prep to demolish all anticipation for the taste test was absolutely fucking hilarious
This was my first exposure to this channel and I’m actually shocked it’s not dedicated to completely unhinged cooking
that's just a hobby
Same
This is the tame stuff
I saw the thumbnail and thought it was Radar O'Reilly doing a cooking show. You go Radar.
If u wanna see another I'd recommend Asmondgold's 5$ steak video, got a vegan mad lol
Real wholesome trailer park vibes jst like this one lmao
Some chefs are skilled enough to take a $5 steak and make it taste like a $50 steak. Sam just took a $269 steak and made it taste like a $5 steak. That's real talent.
He made it taste like artificial cheeseburger with a buncha ketchup on it. Even MORE talented
Now that's talent
True talent!!
that japanese farmer who raised that cow with love * (looking at sam) * XD
This comment right here lol
RUclipsrs make too much money clearly
OMG its the man himself!! :D I am a big fan!
@@chanai8362 simp
the gaming proletariat needs to rise up and lose its chains to take Sam's wealth
We've been shekel schemed hard bois. Also hi pestily how's it going, found out I nearly died too yah a while back through a friend. But I ran and hid because I didn't know it was you.
I'd have been happy to die to yah if only to maybe trade kills haha. Maybe another time. EDIT (I know I would've died haha)
rOIGHT mAte. Crikey
As a chef who literally cooks for a living, I died inside watching this, as a normal guy outside of work, I say, give this man an award.
Amen mate. I have cooked few steaks like that and kept my cool until the ketchup part, then I lost my shit.
It was like watching peep show cringe
I’m not a chef but my eyes can’t stop watching him destroying this meat
The way he put that gorgeous piece of meat in the grinder.. that was already enough for my poor heart 💔 not a chef, not a meat eater either 😂
I want to be a chef who figuratively cooks for a living.
Destroyed a steak, pissed off the everyone, made youtube money, just to deduct a meat grinder and probably the steak too. What a legend
It's pleasing to see Sam respect such high end beef and prepare it in such a beautiful fashion
Lil Sam's
This comment has me excited.
I’m reading this comment before I see the video and I can only guess how sarcastic it is
@@bread1832 no no, it's very serious. Especially since he had to wait to get the nice microwave taste the next day
had my head in my hands the whole time writhing with rage, a clear indicator of a good general sam video
@one of one shut up chomo
are you nine
I skipped most of it. It was literally unwatchable, might be Sam’s best work.
Damn Sam, you've hit the three American food groups; meat, yellow and ketchup
sugar, water, purple
fish, green, salmonellae
I love this, all the other pretentious steak chefs out here trying to cook Wagyu the improper way, and Sam demonstrated to us that the only way is the way is true to your roots.
@The Software Just requires the right temperature and craftsman's touch
The Micro-*way*
Ngl i'm pretty sure you're the only human on earth that has tasted A5 Wagyu Hamburger helper, cooled overnight and microwaved with ketchup on top. Brilliant
Not anymore.
@@SpeedSeekerMoto By god.
@@SpeedSeekerMoto what have you done
@@SpeedSeekerMoto OH FUcK
Nah. I have Wagyu in the freezer getting ruined for 6 months before I defrost it early, say to myself pleasantly, "oh shit" and put it back into the freezer for a few days, just to pull it out at the right time to cook in a slightly too hot dutch oven.
8:02 The guy that grew this cow would probably rather be turned in to a wagyu steak himself than have the knowlage of Sam putting his wagyu in the microwave and spraying it with ketchup
guy is grabbing his wakazashi and commiting sepuku
@one of one That better be a video of you committing seppuku or I'm not watching it.
Sam, I wanna thank you with all my heart, 2 minutes in and I could already feel the "steak enthusiasts" from youtube having an aneurysm lmao
I love how you managed, without fail, to work every aspect of your existence around the concept of *spite*
glad to see that podcast money is being used responsibly
Hilarious
My money was well spent.
Yeah especially on that cart at 5:35 lmao
I am glad it was used for this instead of feeding his starving family.
@@xxdeadoutxx761 sam deserves the highest quality weed
The brutality of microwaving it a day later was what made this a masterpiece.
The ketchup bastardized what could have been...
The ketchup straight up broke me
good
Sam thinks he's funny.
@@lucascoval828 I do too
ok but, real talk hamburger helper hits twice as hard when its leftovers
I was laughing all the way through the cooking, but putting it in the fridge and reheating it in the microwave before tasting was taking things a bit too far. And I nearly jumped out of my chair when the ketchup bottle showed up. The fucking AUDACITY, the absolute GALL
My heart dropped when I saw the ketchup lmfao
WE'VE BEEN DUPED! WE'VE BEEN SPECKLEDORFED!
Exactly lmfao
@@gengermaster320 I am going to use speckledorfed from now on, that is the most FIRE made up word I have ever seen.
I was about to post the same thing I’m with you on this one!
I’ve been a professional fine dining chef for a decade. The journey that cow went on just to be covered in ketchup and hamburger helper is tragic and hilarious for all the wrong reasons
that cow knew its destination regardless. its karmic justice really.
Dont forget the "microwave"
And people find this funny to do such a thing to an expensive piece of quality?
@@lucascoval828 let me guess, you didnt find it funny? maybe you didnt know, but there are different tastes
No matter how it's prepared it ends up in that white porcelain bowl we all call "the throne".
Coming back to this video just to see how angry people got over it is beautiful
_Mm.._ Their tears.. So salty
*Delicious*
I truly love just how calculated every step of this video is to achieve maximum frustration for the viewer.
This is a masterpiece of cinema, the lighting, the greenscreen, the food, the Barqs. Sam is living the American dream
The diet barqs is oddly the thing that made me cringe most. Auughhhh
the ketchup
@@despicabletaylor Seriously. As a certified Mug Maniac, that filled me with pure *rage* and *disgust.* I really can't believe he'd do such a horrible thing. At least it isn't as horrible as that AquaFPS guy taking homeless people round back and shooting them in the head.
Regular barqs and a&w kick the crap out of mug
Barqs? Did you mean Bangs?
Super expensive A5 Wagyu hamburger helper. Put in the fridge. Reheated in a microwave. Topped with the cheapest ketchup imaginable. Dined with one of the cheapest sparkling waters imaginable. Honestly? Should have went for used plastic Tupperware or even the ol' repurposed butter container to eat it out of, Sam. You almost had me.
I cried while watching this..
No plastic Tupperware just straight out of the pan
"Sparkling Ice - Raspberry" its top notch mate... obviously you have no class... its just unfortunate how pitiful a life you live.
@@SpyccyPepper not enough microplastics
"Topped with the cheapest ketchup imaginable"
Heinz? Its name brand. Its not like he has that "Great Value" ketchup.
That japanese guy that raised, fed, massaged, and got that cow drunk is now getting clearance to bring a sword on a plane solely to hunt you down and make hamburger helper out of you lol great video great editing loved it
I can hear the anguished, horrified screams of the wealthy people in their horror at someone debasing something so expensive with something made for The Poors, and it gives me immense power and pleasure.
This is a cinematic master class in expressing discomfort visually. With the confined aspect ratio, you can't help but feel trapped in this space with Sam as he navigates this culinary journey taking every turn you hoped he wouldn't. As Sam finishes crafting the meal you begin to feel comfort, knowing you'll get to watch as he enjoys the fresh fruit of his labor. No, right as you begin to relax, that comfort is ripped from your grasp as the southern delicacy is shoveled into containers with the justification of "meal prep". This begins to feel as if you've been kidnapped and you sit in the back of your captors SUV as they drive on the freeway to you final resting place. You see others travelling on the freeway, civilians, law enforcement, it doesn't matter. You try to signal for help but the windows are too tinted for them to see your terror. Helpless, you watch as your hopes of escape enter the microwave only to be drown in sugar free condiments and consumed with a plastic spoon. You wonder why? Why you? Why would Sam do this? The answer is right in front of you and has been the whole time. The answer swills within that koozie, within that can of Mug Root Beer, and within that bottle of Sparkling Ice. Sam leads you to believe it is alcohol in those containers, only to reveal how cap that sentiment really is. How could you believe anything this monster says as you fight just to breath along this tour of anguish? Just as Scorpio did to Harry Callahan, you've been deceived. How will you find yourself atop the bridge waiting for your Scorpio to deliver justice. Are you feeling lucky, Sam?
It's Barqs
@@elijah821 fuck, I’ve been completely dismantled.
@@RexxMantooth lolol
Yeah I was gonna say that
@@RexxMantooth bro destoyed
Only Sam would try and find the great value of a Wagyu steak.
The internet is dead...it isn't a theory....
Most of the people who interact with or like your comment are not real. They are bots.
Research.
Ordinary Sausage did it already, and I doubt he's the first to have.
And then eat it as left-overs
Sam, this is comedy gold. I think you hit my funny bone. Nothing in this life makes me laugh any more as this video. Thank you for making my life one big suffering.
I love how this came out as the economy is tanking literal food shortages and this guy just living his best life
Never before have I felt this high a level of disgust, anger, betrayal, heartbreak, and disrespect by a man’s sheer incompetence and arrogant showcase of money( and possible excuse for tax write offs) I am filled with nothing but violence and hate in my heart… great video keep up the good work here’s my like and yes I have hit the bell icon 😁 can’t wait for the next vid
oh Jermaine
The duality of man
I'm disappointed at first i thought you were serious as i am hunting these comments for people who are sad about this video lol. i love a good ol video spending "f**K you money" lol
"I am filled with nothing but violence and hate in my heart… "
"great video keep up the good work here’s my like and yes I have hit the bell icon 😁 can’t wait for the next vid"
holy gigachad...
you are capping so hard
You did it man, you found a way to piss people off way more than exit camping. I could actually hear people screaming at their screen while watching this.
thinking about LVNDMARK
Me as soon as he dumped the ketchup in
Just..... WHAT THE... WHAT THE ACTUAL.... WHAT AM I.... WHAT IS.... HOW IS... WHY IS..... GIFOSDJFGIDOSJFGMDS??!?!!
I started pulling my tîts at the point when hes done defiling the meat,he completed his cooking and instead of eating it straight away HE PUTS IT IN THW FRIDGE AND MIIIICROWAVES IT THE NEXT DAY
@@SjanaWilgani That one hit me in the feels.
love EVERYTHING you make sam. ur humor is the best!
4:08 The laugh at the end of this statement was funnier than the joke but I still laughed 😂
Sam has, with a single video, become the greatest enemy to ever exist to all cooking channels. I’m sure even Kay and Jack would spit on him if they saw this crime against high class society
lol high class society should move over and kneel down. Sam is obviously ahead of the times.
@@blargcoster this is too futuristic for me bro
I'm sure Chef John would be able to resist
If Gordon Ramsey reacts to this I will donate $50 to him onstream if I can catch one, feel free to @ me if/when 😂
@Javier Gomez A side of cricket flour breadsticks with Pizza Hut garlic dipping sauce would've been great
I adore Sam's irl stuff, he's extremely entertaining in front of the camera, got that natural comedic rhythm down pat
I'm pretty proud of myself. Only cried two times while watching this video. The meat grinder part and the microwave part really got me
As a professional chef for the last 20 years, this is easily one of my favorite videos, the way he disrespects that steak in the most beautiful way is truly a masterpiece
I’ve never felt such a real and physical pain in my heart before
Imagine being a perfectly pampered cow, your whole life is as stress free as physically possible, humans regularly bathe you and say nice things to you, you're a kind among cows, and then some fucking dude turns you into hamburger helper.
He doesn’t even eat you afterwards he microwaves your remains first
Not only does said cow get turned into hamburger helper, but hamburger helper with ketchup…
Delicious helper
Watching Sam put Wagyu through a meat grinder is aneurysm inducing. Like bringing a 100 year old whiskey to a college rager.
More like, bringing a 100 year old whisky... And seeing people mix it with cola...
Nah fuck that, even mentioning it makes me grow a hate boner.
We must stand strong brother
couldn't have said it better myself
God I wish that was the worst part. Seeing him leave it over night, THEN MICROWAVE IT, AND THEN PUT KETCHUP ON IT. I’m praying he swapped out that beef or at least ate some fresh stuff off screen.
You are exaggerating. People have made stuff like Wagyu burgers or even experiments like in Guga Foods channel. Putting it through a meat grinder is not a big deal. There's fucking burger places in Japan that use wagyu as well
I dont think I've ever seen a video made with so much spite. Truly you are a king laughing at us peasents
ngl this is the coolest editing of any other foodtube video I've seen so far
It's honestly impressive how much of a monstrosity this is.
When he pulled out the ketchup that was the worst thing ive ever seen he literally grabbed it off the floor
I visibly recoiled and averted my eyes from the screen when he pulled out the ketchup.
my lip actually turned up when he pulled out the leftover containters
Mhm just the way we like it.
5:35 i hit my pen with you good sir
My man just took my monthly rent and put it in a Hamburger Helper boxed meal. This is truly the content youtube was made for.
I love how Sam doesn’t care how much money he wastes as long as he pisses someone off
Sam is the Eric Cartman of the kitchen, and of RUclips. Maybe even of the Internet.
He's certainly got me cringing lol
And people find him ruining meat a good thing?
@@lucascoval828 Guaranteed he swapped it out for cheap stuff via the magic of editing.
@@NZobservatory Why would he even need to? The cost of the steak will be easily recuperated by the money he makes from the video.
sam acting all smug about the cow being the one that ended up in the frying pan like he knows it'll never happen to him.
you time to fry will come, sam boy
He's not smug he's closet jealous
I love threatening Sam to 😁
cool it with the antisemetic remarks
Impressive, let's see Paul Allen's wagyu hamburger helper
@@ryanrasmussen5346 *too
This is genius lol, loved you on PKA too
Love the choice of the battletanx song at 3:27. Excellent video.
The ketchup and sparkling water (sugar free) is what really brought the meal together.
We need to do everything in our power to get Gordon Ramsey to react to this
@Rolled not only did I fall for that, I watched the entire video and can say I am more educated in the culinary arts.
That would be amazing
Hey Sam,
I showed a few of my online friends this video and I feel that you would be pleased to know that they screamed in horror throughout the entire experience.
Unlike them, I have developed a refined palette for the culinary arts and I truly admire and appreciate your masterful work. Your legacy will forever be known among us enthusiasts as one of the greatest chefs of our age. Let the non-believers writhe in their pathetic ignorance, for they do not deserve to pass true ambrosia between their lips.
Sincerely,
A Fellow Man with A Passion for Art
Every time I feel hungry I come to watch this. My appetite suddenly goes away, it’s really a magical video
I know this is basically bait, but my God, Sam. This made me want to cry. Not even just everything you did to that beautiful piece of meat, but then also leaving it in the fridge and microwaving it later, then pouring ketchup on it? You didn’t just murder it, you murdered it, pissed on its grave, then fucked it’s daughter while listening to its favorite playlist.
I am both depressed and impressed by the absolute disrespect and audacity. Bravo, Sam old boy, bravo. You finally got to me.
I was okay until he put it in the fridge and I had to walk away
My feels exactly. Going into this random video on my feed my thought was "Oh cool, I don't have to waste that much money to see if this dramatically changes the quality of Hamburger Helper."
I ended up being sad and slightly angry. I was just trolled hard by this video. Not only did we not get any information about if and how this is different than any other ground beef, but any information he could have given was ruined first by putting it in the fridge overnight and second by the katchup. I was curious if he drained the fat after cooking the meat, like the instructons say. If not, it probably would have been a greesey mess, but if so then he would have gotten rid of much of what makes waygu what it is (plus the money wasted if he just threw out the greese).
Katchup is one of the only condiments I like (hate the taste of most veggies and don't care for vinegar flavor), but that is due to how much suger it has. I've never wanted to put it on Hamburger Helper though. That would just add an unneeded sweetness and taken away from the cheese and beef flavor for me. If anything I would maybe add some tomato paste or something, but that would be during the cooking process.
Triggered and trolled on so many levels. Good job sir for achieving that. I kind of hate you and don't trust you. If another video of yours that sounds interesting pops into my feed I'm going to tell RUclips to not show me it anymore. Never planning on watching you again.
Just to be clear though, I'm not being sarcastic when I said good job. You really did achieve something here by making me feel this way.
You didn't even get to see what he did with the other two helpings. Just imagine he threw them directly into the trash with a smug smile at the camera. Feel better?
You should be upset as soon as it goes into the meat grinder. The advantage of marbled beef disappears as soon as you mechanically marble it yourself. You could get the same flavor as ground wagyu with dog-food grade 73/27
@@CotyTernes that means sam was successful in what he was trying to accomplish in this video I would do the same to it only difference is I would eat it 3 days later instead of the next day
Sam just thought to himself "How can I show the MOST disrespect to an expensive cut of meat? I just - I just wanna make people MAD about what I do to this slab of animal" and we were given this video as a result.
10 minutes of Sam absolutely destroying his meat
Man's hit a cart and casually carried on. Mad respect.
As a chef of 6 years, Sam is perhaps the greatest culinary genius of our time.
So you’ve been a head chef/chef owner since you were about 19-20? Impressive.
@@krombopulousmichael6933 You don't have to be a Chef/Owner to call yourself a chef.
Sous Chef counts!
as a line cook, seeing the pen hit before you go back to cooking really sells your culinary experience
Good to see someone else noticed lmao
Im so happy to know my food is being cooked by high folks. I make my best food high.
Lmao It be the same at retail stores, take a rip and help someone’s grandma with getting something off the shelves
your content is unreal xD
love it
I am crying and laughing, while being really angry and also in awe at the same time. Bravo, Sir.
Sam is slowly molding his channel into an outdoor/lifestyle experience and I for one am in full support
I agree. The real life videos are where it's at.
and some how still knows how to make it a troll
I would absolutely love camping videos every now and then.
i hope sam ends up making a second channel that is just him cooking both the strangest and the best looking meals and ends up being a competitor to gordon ramsay
The clam popsicle will be the main contender
@@bagingospringo4396 and the hot dr pepper will be the only drink he serves
These videos are the best!😂
Chefs kiss. 👌
This video is probably in the top 5 funniest I've seen.
Sam finally picked up on the word "cap" this is a milestone for him staying relevant with the new generation
Sam doesn't need a rat to help him cook, we all know he's the kingpin of the sewers
This man made a fuckin 300$ hamburger helper meal…. And reheated it what a legend
I forgot how amazing this video is
Sam in an episode of Forehead Fables: "Steaks are too expensive to justify buying."
Also Sam: *Buys most expensive steak in the world for the most low grade processed home meal.*
The answer to your observation is spelled out in this very video. It was used as part of his job. It's tax deductible.
@@GrugGangGrugGang are you fucking with me? Business expense?
This video seems like Sam learned the word “cap” five minutes before he started filming
Is that something the youngins say? It sounds... lit, my dog
He made it up and just wants to see if people will act like they know what it means
I learned it in 2019
I’m capping so hard right now guys I’m cap! I’m cap! Just learned it
@@GeneralSam very cool
@@GeneralSam k
7:45 my MAN
I love watching these types of videos from you, whether it's trying shitty food recipes or weird canned things; These are always entertaining!
finally someone found out what $269 wagyu is truly meant for
These bots are ridiculous
Mug Maniacs could never.
It's almost a game now, to find your comment.
Also what's your take on the recent fed false flags that went down? Are they glowing or am I imagining it lol.
Mug Mediocres would never understand. IBC Supremacy
The wooden spoon with the beef is absolutely KILLING ME inside
yo I didn't miss that battletanx music for a second my dude. TRULY a man of culture right here
As someone who is to poor for wagyu, something died inside me while watching this. Only you Sam, truly a unique content creator.
I hope something else was reborn inside u gvngo . We are met for greatness we are all powerful beings
IF you ever get the chance to have it, savor it. Chew it until it's paste which, its so tender that u won't really have to...
To be honest it's just a steak my grandfather takes good care of his cattle and i can't taste the defirence between his beef and store bought beef
At first i thought he was cooking this steak for his brother at the end of his reddit restaurant part 2 but then i realized this is sam were talking about. He'll probably served him a hobo's smegma on a paper plate with a plastic fork.
We know what'll be in part 2
Microwave wagyu
Jesus don't give him any ideas
At first you were losing me, but then I saw that Sparkling Ice there and you had me all night all!
“Do one thing and do it better than anyone.”
-Orville Redenbacher (the goat at one thing)
If you listen hard enough you might be able to hear the weeping of grill masters everywhere
The fact that Sam is allowed near a kitchen represents the failure of someone somewhere.
I audibly yelled "SAM, NO!" when you put the ketchup on. Top tier vid
There is some sad farmer that put his whole heart and life dedication into that steak just for Sam to absolutely obliterate it
Not only is Sam dedicated to pissing off as many people possible no matter the cost he also filmed himself committing a felony for a 3 second bit. What a legend. RIP Sam's dog.
sams dog was in that vape
ikr? I wonder whose kid that was anyways
Don't let Abby have any, women have less taste buds and can’t appreciate high end cooking like this, especially when Hamburger Helper is incorporated.
My favorite comment on this app now 🤣
@@ImTheGibby My brother in Christ, this level of content requires a $3k gaming rig to view
Just found this channel. Dude you’re amazing
when you said you wanted to find the cow's butcherer and send him a picture of the dish it reminded me of that video of bakers crying seeing their bread being turned into bread bowls
My man not only grinded wagyu beef, used a cheapass mac/cheese mix, didn't eat it fresh after cooking and put ketchup on it. Absolute heresy
Sam is a Khorne believer after all.
My skin is jumping off my body
This guy was able to turn this masterpiece of a steak into something I'd get at McDonald's for 2.50
bro wtf they sell hamburger helper at your mcds?!
wagu is overated
@@michaelmayers3622 it’s literally the highest grade in the world. how do you call the #1 overrated lol
Dude got a random ass streak from Japan and got duped cuz its technically still “wagyu” A5 is the good shit
@@rooknado Arby's sells it in burger form
Never thought I'd see someone throw Wagyu in a grinder
Best part is the fact that Sam actually looks like a kitchen bro just whippin' it up on the line
The transfer to a cooking channel is the best choice you've made
That’s the secret, he’s always been a cooking channel everything else has just been to lure kids in
@@oneone99able its terrifying how true this is
In a world full of hamburger hinderers , Sam is truly a hamburger helper.
i crumpled to a ball watching this with discust and laughter
I love how he's capping about drinking then rips his wax pen