@@CatSageJustice Bro why are you putting these images in my mind. You're the fuggin demon in my head that keeps making offensive jokes during serious situations.
"How do you like your steak?" Zach proceeding to glare at Sam like a single father who just found out his daughter is pregnant by the only boy he forbade her from seeing.
That is why you approve the duds and oppose the ones that might "not be right. Aren't engineers a bore, you might not stand he in a year. Think how funny your dad is".
Back when Sam made ice cream, and he said no one in his family ate it because he wasn't trustworthy, I felt bad for Sam. But with those spam cookies, I now see I was blinded by ignorance. Not even his own brother is safe. I'd sooner trust Bill Cosby to make me a drink than have Sam make me so much as a PB&J.
that steak made my eyes water. Never before in my life could i think a good slice of cow could resemble snot, blood, gore, and just, some sort of eldritch parasite meat, all simultaneously. More horrific than the roadkill Zach saw 100%
I love how Sam is greenscreened into the shot, which visually kinda makes sense but not really, so it kinda falls in this sort of cinematic uncanny valley but instead of scary it just reads as very silly. Also reminds me of some of BrutalMoose’s wacky editing. I’m a new subscriber and I love this shit
I could bake an entire rack of ribs more cheaply than buying enough spam with the same yield of meat. These recipes weren’t lower class. They were talentless…
The bologna tacos thing is something like what I ate as a kid, used to look forward to it but ours were at least fried and topped american cheese. Realized as an adult we were just broke.
I know everyone says Sam is a successful sociopath. But I really admire how he's managed to combine his job and his love and care for his brother into something fun, creative and still entertains. This is the kind of family that gets you through bad shit before they put you in the grave with their sodium-rich monstrosities.
Pasta water does actually get used as well, but that only really makes sense if you are making a sauce to go with your pasta. Essentially, splashing a bit of the water into a sauce will give it a thicker, silkier texture because of the dissolved starch.
@@nastassjahall9358I like to salt the shit out of my pasta water to flavor the noodles and sauce, then poor the remaining water on my neighbor's azaleas to kill them and stop anything else from growing in her flower bed
when you were talking about the tripe I had this vile realization. I distinctly remember, as a kid one day munching and sucking on a cushion and thinking it tasted like salty boiled corn on the cob. its only now I'm realizing that it was the taste of salty ass sweat accumulated over the years.
I love how nothing changed since the last "cooking" video. sam is still making abominations on a plate, and zach is still constantly torn between depression and insanity
I used to look forward to potatoes with breakfast as a kid because we could always have as much as we wanted. Turns out we're just poor and potatoes and oil are very cheap so it was the only thing we could always get seconds of. I am very glad we went for the staples of poor people food and not something high-inspired like bologna tacos.
If I wasn't dehydrated before, I am now from the tears of laughter I cried seeing Zach be forced to eat some of the saltiest "food" on this godforsaken planet
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buf
I love how Sam is trying to distract his brother from his broken marriage by giving him a good time by putting on a chef outfit and entertaining him with outlandish food ideas.
You guys are a absolute blessing, I swear the amount of laughter your content produces for me and friends is the best gift to all. Keep up the awsome work and I hope your bro is able to get better with some of his health issues
as in there's a food commonly served at funerals in Australia that visually resembles that? or is that just meant as a dig at Australian funeral food? you've got me curious
I wanna know what this means too. My family eats mash, ham and usually peas for christmas every year. My stab at it would be that it looks like classic aussie family food, but a lot sadder compared to actual ham and mash?
Just came back to this channel after not seeing it for 2 years I’m proud to see he hasn’t changed a bit Sam is still coming up with hilarious shit to say
I did not think his brother would agree to another one of these. Not after the clam chowder popsicle. Just goes to show the hard financial times he has fallen on to be desperate enough to do another episode.
I love how Sam went through the trouble of making SPAM cookies only to prank himself with them because his brother refuses to eat them. Congratulations, ya played yo seff.
you know the premise for this show is actually pretty good: not only do we have a fun examination of something you might've seen a meme before, the hosts have chemistry having known each other their whole lives, but you can enjoy bother brothers sides because you can root for sam to cook and his brother to eat because his brother's getting nice little wads of cash for something gross but still made of edible food-stuffs. It really lets you enjoy human suffering while being on *everyone's* side during.
This is literally the one video I've been waiting for. God bless you Sam, also your brother is awesome for doing this. Tell him I said he's a real trooper
to the people saying mexican food is better? wtf? mexican food got no flavor! just salt n pepper! Example mexican rice no flavor, bland... puertorican rice(arroz con guandules) full of flavor! plus a lot more foods...the best thing mexican food got is a burrito and it wasnt even invented in mexico lol
This is it, the epic saga of Cooking series. I've rewatched the 2nd video, the 1st one, and other food related video way too much, waiting for this new episode. Well, it came
Truly a tragedy Queen Elizabeth passed before being able to see “Cooking Reddits Worst Recipes III”
@hope. listen to the black guy with lightning
It’s what she deserved damn it
OH! Oh ho ho ho no he did not! You're bad. You're a bad little boy.
this video would have pushed her over the edge of living
So true
If there's one thing I admire about Sam, it's the way he can ruthlessly exploit his friends and family for content without remorse.
No bitch shit though, he ate everything with him!
Eh if I was being paid I'd probably do most of these ngl
@@Enterstyx if only I was 33 minutes earlier 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like i read this exact comment on every video of Sam.
Once a rat always a rat
It's fascinating how Sam can make a piece of steak look like a liver that has gone through years upon years of alcohol abuse.
Man that thing looked like an alien fetus warmed over. Or like. Afterbirth or something.
thats his brother damn guess that forehead runs in the family.
It looks like uncooked brain with mad cow disease
@@CatSageJustice Bro why are you putting these images in my mind. You're the fuggin demon in my head that keeps making offensive jokes during serious situations.
"How do you like your steak?" Zach proceeding to glare at Sam like a single father who just found out his daughter is pregnant by the only boy he forbade her from seeing.
*"cooked."*
Then looks at his son.
That's oddly specific. My apologies.
That first time the steak wasn't even blue.
That is why you approve the duds and oppose the ones that might "not be right. Aren't engineers a bore, you might not stand he in a year. Think how funny your dad is".
Only Sam can make fallout recipes come to life
They need to make some crispy squirrel bits lmaoo
@@xjeszuz if it doesn't make me grow a third arm out of my forehead it wasn't cooked right 😭😤
😆
@@vali7622 XDD
Idk man, Filthy Frank's stir fried baby rats is probably the closest thing I've seen.
Seeing Sam torment a broken man with horrific foods always brings joy to my day
@hope. It's never too late for you to jump off of a building. Listen to the call of the void, it welcomes you.
A perfect encapsulation of modern society!
Back when Sam made ice cream, and he said no one in his family ate it because he wasn't trustworthy, I felt bad for Sam.
But with those spam cookies, I now see I was blinded by ignorance. Not even his own brother is safe.
I'd sooner trust Bill Cosby to make me a drink than have Sam make me so much as a PB&J.
underrated comment lmfaoo
Actually he had to fight Abby over who got to finish the ferrero roche' ice cream, she really liked it.
“How you likin your pb&j?”
“Tastes goo-“
*sam’s smile grows*
*my lips curl behind my teeth*
“What did you do to me?!”
*lifts up molded bread loaf*
Pea butter and jello sandwich
@@uncledoctor6920 it was the peanut butter chocolate wafers not the Ferrero Roche
Somehow I think he's the only one in the family getting along with Sam.
"It taste like childhood, to me." This just explained so much about why Sam is the way Sam is.
that steak made my eyes water. Never before in my life could i think a good slice of cow could resemble snot, blood, gore, and just, some sort of eldritch parasite meat, all simultaneously. More horrific than the roadkill Zach saw 100%
I thought the fucking Resident Evil 8 title card would show up when that thing was on screen
Chef mikey cooking steak
Zach is a fucking treasure. Do another podcast with just him.
hard agree
And another camping trip.
Literally one of the few podcasts I've listened to and it was pure gold
@@ornn2528 I’ve listened to that pod no joke at least 15+ times
@@anthonyn1157 ikr it's so good
Sam: "Put a little pinky in there"
Zach: *Puts the largest meatiest sausage pinky known to man into the shot*
I honestly thought it was an index
II thought it was a toe.
That's probably where the meat flavour came from
he's a big guy
Hey, he’s no King Charles III
The satisfaction Sam gets out of hearing his brother say "what is WRONG with you" as he's chomping down on a chocolate chip spam cookie
The cookies are so good ngl. The salty goes so well with the sweet
@@jovanpetrovich9359 what
@@AllesZuSpaet53 was delicious and improved the cookie experience
@@jovanpetrovich9359 I have a hard time believing that but Im glad you were able to enjoy it
@@AllesZuSpaet53 Haven't you ever put chocolate syrup on a girls sniz before eating her out? Practically the same thing.
I love how Sam is greenscreened into the shot, which visually kinda makes sense but not really, so it kinda falls in this sort of cinematic uncanny valley but instead of scary it just reads as very silly. Also reminds me of some of BrutalMoose’s wacky editing. I’m a new subscriber and I love this shit
Ok
Dude same
@@glowner7878okay
Brutalmoose is the king of chaos editing.
I like how he looks like he's about to cry EVERY time the camera zooms in
This is the equivalent to feeding your sibling dirt when you were a child
Yea, but..
Dirt is good lol
dirt probably has better microbes for you than what sam cooked
wha
As much of an absolute goblin Sam is, its always so wholesome seeing him reminisce and bond with Zach. Every single time.
Every single time, I agree.
Only a goblin could micro steak
I was gonna like your comment but it's at 666
Makes me wanna brother
I agree. Tbh it's the only reason I keep coming back to these videos. It makes me miss my brother a whole lot.
I may be just as big a sociopath as Sam, because nothing gives me greater joy than watching this man suffer the horrors of lower class recipes
bro im lower class, this shit is destitute
@@seniorspaz5131 this is what people eat when they are bored of life and want to feel something
I live off ramen and Stouffers and even I think this is absolutely deplorable food my brother under Jehovah
Lower class? Being lower class means you wont do this dumb shit and waste food
I could bake an entire rack of ribs more cheaply than buying enough spam with the same yield of meat. These recipes weren’t lower class. They were talentless…
This was wholesome, just a little brother torturing his older brother while they vibe
The bologna tacos thing is something like what I ate as a kid, used to look forward to it but ours were at least fried and topped american cheese. Realized as an adult we were just broke.
i used to come home starving and throw a little rectangle of butter on top of salami slices and eat them cuz id miss breakfast and lunch.
thank you sam i’m on a strict diet and have been craving food and this video made me no longer want to eat ever
Oh boy can't wait to see how civilized these meals will be for his struggling brother
*ruclips.net/video/mCfYi7634rU/видео.html*
Finally it's here after so long
"Grandma was vomiting black"
Struggling through free thousands for yucky meals?
Sounds like a good brother
"C'mon, have one, taste one, they're just cookies." There's no way you can eat something from Sam after THAT sentence.
12:15 "How long do you think... how long do you microwave a steak for?"
That got me. Really good stuff man.
You can't fuck a steak
Up
I love that sams way of helping his financially struggling brother is to exploit him for the internet to enjoy
It's a win-win baby
He probably helps him a lot more than is shown and is probably the reason why he's willing to put up with this
@@guntotingnerd8830 Sam does have to keep character, I doubt he's that much of a prick outside camera
I know everyone says Sam is a successful sociopath. But I really admire how he's managed to combine his job and his love and care for his brother into something fun, creative and still entertains. This is the kind of family that gets you through bad shit before they put you in the grave with their sodium-rich monstrosities.
It's a great example of a fun and caring while mischievous sibling relationship. They were definitely both enjoying the quality time
who says he’s a sociopath?
@@assadsmagicalmysterytourHe's the Jewish Patrick Bateman.
The lighting makes this look like Sam is cooking for a raider in his fallout shelter
Pasta water does actually get used as well, but that only really makes sense if you are making a sauce to go with your pasta. Essentially, splashing a bit of the water into a sauce will give it a thicker, silkier texture because of the dissolved starch.
You can also use it to water plants (as long as you don't salt the water)
@@nastassjahall9358I like to salt the shit out of my pasta water to flavor the noodles and sauce, then poor the remaining water on my neighbor's azaleas to kill them and stop anything else from growing in her flower bed
@@nastassjahall9358if youre not salting the padta water youre doing it wrong
thats a grown man on the verge of tears at the revelation of having to eat a bologna mayonnaise taco
It's hard to believe but this is actually the healthiest food Sam's brother has eaten in months
🤣😅🤔🥺
Man, Zach is a Class A actor! You can see how life has broken him in just his eyes alone.
when you were talking about the tripe I had this vile realization. I distinctly remember, as a kid one day munching and sucking on a cushion and thinking it tasted like salty boiled corn on the cob. its only now I'm realizing that it was the taste of salty ass sweat accumulated over the years.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰 that honestly is really vile 😂
I miss 5 seconds ago when I hadn't read that shit
“Wanna start working out?” “See I’d like to, well.. everything is so heavy”. 😂😂😂🤣
Sam describing eating instant mashed potatoes out from between labia made me gag. 10/10
Sam's brother is learning once again the depths of his brother's depravity.
Sam's brother looks like he's on the verge of tears this whole video. I think some of his pride is trying to overtake his desperation
I love how nothing changed since the last "cooking" video. sam is still making abominations on a plate, and zach is still constantly torn between depression and insanity
I used to look forward to potatoes with breakfast as a kid because we could always have as much as we wanted. Turns out we're just poor and potatoes and oil are very cheap so it was the only thing we could always get seconds of. I am very glad we went for the staples of poor people food and not something high-inspired like bologna tacos.
Also I love the perspective at 0:42 because it makes it look like Sam's just a small goblin chef cooking for his massive Dwarf master 🤣
the best part is sam just eating all this shit, but paying his brother to not eat half of it.
Sam is the kinda man who would be proud of the fact if he sent he's brother to the hospital
Nothing says love like a 2000 dollar medical bill and Stomach pumping.
Pod cast begins: So I sent my brother to the hospital yesterday. (Cue massive shit eating grin) :D
If I wasn't dehydrated before, I am now from the tears of laughter I cried seeing Zach be forced to eat some of the saltiest "food" on this godforsaken planet
i feel like i just passed drunk at a party, this is the interaction i woke up to at like 7am
That description is goddamn spot on
That steak was the nastiest thing I've ever seen. Good job Sam.
I was looking for the comment along this lines. Holy shit that steak man
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buf
Now that is scary. What you should do next is grow some Uroboros steak from your own cells and slip in with the real steak.
I love how Sam is trying to distract his brother from his broken marriage by giving him a good time by putting on a chef outfit and entertaining him with outlandish food ideas.
That steak literally looks like something the family from Resident evil 7 eats and it certainly looks like a biohazard
I could actually hear Zach's heartbeat pick up immediately at the reveal of each dish.
I have never seen two brothers that look more different from one another.
Zach has aged 10 years since the last video, we are witnessing a desperate man
at 2:44 "my lips are puckering like an asshole with an icecube on it" that image was so vivid in my head, it was unreal. Art is a family craft i see
I love the chemistry between these two. Brotherly love is such an amazing kind of love to witness.
It's wonderful that Sam continues his humanitarian mission to feed his brother and ensure he has spending money.
Sam I'm surprised you didn't just bake one regular cookie for yourself to take from the plate so you could trick Zach into thinking they're safe lol
He would probably see through that too. "I want some of your cookie."
Sam is too much of a goblin to think so meticulously
He definitely made some for himself that didn't have spam, he just ate them all though, hahaha.
@@clarktarkten lol
He really has the 'watery eyes of a broken man' look down. It's like he's really at rock bottom.
Love that they both cross their arms the same way while waiting
The part when Sam zoomed the camera to see Zach pick up the Bologna Taco was like something out of a dark web red room stream
I love watching Sam walk menacing towards me before he magically teleports to the other direction
You guys are a absolute blessing, I swear the amount of laughter your content produces for me and friends is the best gift to all. Keep up the awsome work and I hope your bro is able to get better with some of his health issues
yeah fr, i cant imagine living uncircumcized, thoughts and prayers
@@Psycheoptyryx Dont be jealous of the turtle neck. Women love it.
@@psychopunk8817 no they dont dog lmao
@@Psycheoptyryx I’m sorry you were mutilated at birth
That bologna and mash potato taco thing looks like something they serve at funerals in Australia
as in there's a food commonly served at funerals in Australia that visually resembles that? or is that just meant as a dig at Australian funeral food? you've got me curious
I wanna know what this means too. My family eats mash, ham and usually peas for christmas every year. My stab at it would be that it looks like classic aussie family food, but a lot sadder compared to actual ham and mash?
Hearing Zach breathing like a pug at the end of the video was just the thing I needed to lift my spirits. Thanks Sam.
I've haven't seen a man so defeated since the last podcast episode with Aqua.
Sam is such a hero! I love how he’s taking the homeless off of the streets and giving them free meals truly an amazing person!❤❤
You had me cackling at the spam cookies. I'm about to make my whole family disown me.
Just came back to this channel after not seeing it for 2 years I’m proud to see he hasn’t changed a bit Sam is still coming up with hilarious shit to say
I love how Sam cut off the sleeves, but is wearing a sleeved shirt underneath
absolutely love the shots and camerawork in this series, Sam has stepped it up a notch for this legendary series no doubt
The most highly anticipated sequel Sam has ever posted.
I did not think his brother would agree to another one of these. Not after the clam chowder popsicle. Just goes to show the hard financial times he has fallen on to be desperate enough to do another episode.
“Puckering up like an asshole with an ice cube.” He has such a way with words
Btw the trick to good mashed potatoes is to mix it as little as possible because mixing developes the starches and kinda turns it into glue
Never clicked so fast in my life
Same
Same
Indeed.
Mmmmm, yes, quite INDUBITABLY 🧐
I love how Sam went through the trouble of making SPAM cookies only to prank himself with them because his brother refuses to eat them. Congratulations, ya played yo seff.
this was the incorrect video to eat a meal while watching
Sam looks like a proud kid waiting for approval for his good deed at 20:58
Excellent Sam,
"How do you like your steak?"
"Medium, medium... " Said Sam while hiding a burger helper box.
something about the way sam looks at his brother warms my heart
Sam using his brother for bio-weapons testing as a side gig: "Why do you keep getting sick?"
"How do you like your steak?" "In a frying pan with some butter."
If you look up "Schädenfreude" in the dictionary, there's just a pic of Sam from 19:00 right there in place of a definition.
you know the premise for this show is actually pretty good: not only do we have a fun examination of something you might've seen a meme before, the hosts have chemistry having known each other their whole lives, but you can enjoy bother brothers sides because you can root for sam to cook and his brother to eat because his brother's getting nice little wads of cash for something gross but still made of edible food-stuffs. It really lets you enjoy human suffering while being on *everyone's* side during.
I actually started gagging when I saw that steak, just the sight of it made me nauseous.
10/10 Sam, proud of you
Idk why but when he told his bro “you took that shot yet buddy?” I fucking cackled like a maniac
That looked like a real nice steak before they cooked it, then I started gagging.
I almost wish I had their relationship with my brothers and the idea I want to emulate Sam in any way terrifies me
You can really see the fear in Zach's eyes in this one
You two are perfect together. I need a show of just you guys doing random shit.
This is by far one of the funniest shows ive watched food related to date. Good job, and please make us more.
I felt like the synapses were firing in this video. Something about Sam and Zach together makes Sam a lot funnier.
This is literally the one video I've been waiting for. God bless you Sam, also your brother is awesome for doing this. Tell him I said he's a real trooper
My favorite thing about these videos is exposing his brother for the kind of person who would order kids chicken tenders at a fine dining restaurant.
14:05 Movie name: Two Kids in a Menschcoat
The video perspective is hilarious. You made it look like an elf and a hobbit got adopted by the same parents.
This is what Abby is going to do to Sam after she’s divorced him, just with 4chan recipes instead.
You may be on to something
I'm excited to see episode 7, when Sam finally just feeds his brother straight up feces
Only if there is a recipe for it on Reddit
I laughed as hard as your brother at the camera's attempts to avoid that steak
I would like to formally state that Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum is better than any fine wine that could exist
I'll give you that it tastes better than Bacardi or must white rums which basically taste like turpentine
@@LordMegatherium it’s tastes like radiation poisoning
@@thealienlife Ah, a refined person who knows their h/ν
The secret to making that perfect mashed potato texture, is to blend an egg into it
That tripe story reminded me of what my stepdad always says, “never trust a Puerto Rican who cooks Mexican food”
puerto rican food > mexican food (source: am puerto rican)
@@RonnieRawdawg Mexican food > Puerto Rican food. (Source: I’m white
😆
@@RonnieRawdawg Mexican betr
to the people saying mexican food is better? wtf? mexican food got no flavor! just salt n pepper! Example mexican rice no flavor, bland... puertorican rice(arroz con guandules) full of flavor! plus a lot more foods...the best thing mexican food got is a burrito and it wasnt even invented in mexico lol
This is it, the epic saga of Cooking series. I've rewatched the 2nd video, the 1st one, and other food related video way too much, waiting for this new episode.
Well, it came
@whaaa t RIGHT, FINALLY A PART 3