Alien species comes to invade your galaxy, but your galaxy is just swarm and research farms filled with vats of living people. Aliens slowly back away xD
Interesting to effectively see Spiff speedrun MaTN's Impossible run method, but with rapid Pop growth instead of using Virtual Pops and harvesting enemy planets.
I mean, he didn't even fight a crisis, he just stopped playing before the first one arrived. Late crisis games like that are more a challenge for the Hardware then the player honestly. It's also quite a bit easier to do any challenge run if you pick the forbidden ascension perks.
@@UrbanNilssonOssian The game doesn't care what you do, if it's set to spawn a crisis it will, or multiple if it's set for that. Unless ofc you just peace out by ending the universe.
Speaking of exploits, don't forget that Opera is a closed-source browser and most people don't actually know what it does except for the company itself. Someone at a collection agency could be watching your feet without paying you, and that's just morally wrong.
If they pay for an ad and make spiff go on making vids they can buy as many ads as they want. I wouldn't choose opera, but I don't care whether spiff does ads from annoying mobile games, waterbottles, vpn or browsers.
Compared to what exactly? Chrome, Edge, Opera are all based on Chromium, which is open source. If you really care about truly open source browsers, your only real option is Firefox
Oh, if only Spiff knew about Virtuality... The Synthetic Ascension Robots can get where you turn your entire pop Virtual and the game starts _autofilling every Job on every one of your planets instantly,_ rendering Pop Growth a thing of the past. And then taking Driven Assimilator, Virtualizing your main Machine species, and then using *all* of the Organic drones you've assimilated to _fuel the Lathe._
(reason i ban Virtuality in every multiplayer game i play) Literally every exploit looks like a childs play if you compare it too something that breakes the game AND is intended to do so or idk what paradox thought by adding this acension path to the game. xD
@@Rebirth419 It's an Ascension Path, you take it with an Ascension Perk called Synthetic Age (which must be your third or later Ascension Perk) _while your starting, primary race is Machines_. This starts a situation that lets you choose between three different end forms, all of which have their uses, but Virtuality is _my_ favorite because literally infinite Pops.
In the Grim darkness of the Future, there is only Spiff. He makes the imperium of man look kind of nice, at least they only sacrifice 1000 a day to keep the emperor alive, not 3 billion to keep the tea growing.
are you serious? exploit is one of the X in 4X game? googled for the wiki, and seems like it's true. Guess I learnt something new today. Thanks, Spiff.
I've heard it a few times with "Extract" instead of "Exploit", as it boils down basically to the same (you're extracting/exploiting ressources). But yeah, the official one is Exploit.
30:00 now imagine Spiff's massive clone army is composed solely of Garys. The population of the ancient empire trembles in fear as they hear billions of voices thunder across their once peaceful sky. All calling out eerily, "Gaaaarrryyyy". Those of you who haven't played Fallout 3 will be confused.
Stellaris is one of those games I enjoy watching other people play more than I enjoy playing myself, oddly, and I do enjoy playing Stellaris. The combinations you can get up to are wild, so much so I was a little confused at the strong but simple civic setup Spiff was going for...at FIRST.
I must say, because of this guy I ordered some Yorkshire Gold tea from a brit food shop, just to check if it's up to snuff. And, happy to say, it is. Very rich and full bodied, compared to the usual tea bags sold in stores here in DK.
I made an empire that is very terrifying if the AI plays it. "The church of Yeehoovah" The tiny, big eyed, cute geckos as a species, but they are a Sacrificial Megachurch.
The other day I made a species that only ate vegans, do we care those were sentient plants and sentient animals that only eat plants. No, of course not, we eat vegans.
Seeing even the great Spiffing Brit get sideswiped by the Chosen showing next to him makes be feel a little better about every time a mid-game crisis has sent me reeling. Like that, with practice and copious amounts of Yorkshire Tea, even I could pull off a quarter of what he can.
As someone who only gathered second-hand information about this game, never playing it directly, I knew some things like that you can be a hive mind robot species or a fungus or the swarm, and that every "I'm going to do a pacifist run" ends in Exterminatus, but I didn't know that it was perfectly balanced. Thanks for clearing that bit up!
Yeah at first I was like how's he gonna do a pop based thing when getting a ton of vassals isn't great due to debuffs. Then the modifier stayed after integration and I just sat back and watch carnage unfold.
It's always wonderful to see Spiff return to his roots of Paradox Grand Strat games. I can only image what tea filled war crimes will be committed in the name of exploits.
I swear you come up with the best names. It slays me when you use GB town names for places. I made a terribly lame character in a game in Spiff style, complete with awful pun and letter swappage.
From a smooth brained coffee drinker a year ago to a gigaminded tea drinker today i say thank you for making my nights much more pleasant. I hope you continue posting and flourish.
I love how Spiff's videos boil down to a simple three part process; Part 1: "I'm gonna do something." Part 2: "The neighbours are sick of my shit." Part 3: "It's far, _far_ too late."
I like how many times he says with such confidence how choices he is making are 'much better than the rest' or 'much more important' when they are, according to actual top end players who run numbers on this game and whatnot, suboptimal choices.
0:33 I complained about game breaking bugs that ended my first 2 attempts at playing this game on the sub reddit and was immediately informed that there are no bugs in this game and that i must be a moron who is trash at the game and should go back to playing crusader kings and eu4. That sub is like being in ba sing se
I'm reminded of a game end I did some time ago. Now, this was a modded game using Gigastructures and some other stuff. I'd conquered the whole galaxy. I'd also integrated every pre-FTL species and even uplifted every pre-sapient in the galaxy. I moved every sophont in the galaxy into a single system, using a quadruple ecumenopolis ringworld to hold everyone. Then, it was a simple matter of aiming and firing my Nicoll-Dyson beam.
Thw "How do I give them freedom?" Question, followed instantly by "we've got guards everywhere. " 😂 I can't stop laughing! This playthrough was hilarious 😂
Lol. Vassals are always fun in Stellaris. I used microvassals for a long while to force crime rate to zero, get like +50 stability everywhere, and have around +500% on all science due to having loads of 1 star science Vassals. I had people look at screenshots and assume I was playing gigastructures, my science was so obnoxious.
Bro this should be a movie with the best ending ever, the Allies just lose to Spiff, and getting placed into the machine for the betterment of his Empire.
I mean, if you were choosing between Proprietary browsers then Opera GX is a better choice than the others. At least Opera GX actually offers plenty of useful features compared to Chrome, Safari or Edge.
Now that is an interesting thought: Build a Lathe, Vassal the System, Build a new Lathe... repeat. Multiple 'Synapse Slow Cookers' instead of a single 10 billion a month Synapse Furnace.
Traitor! Heretic! Round these parts, we drink only tea, the proper way of getting our hourly dose of caffeine. You have brought great shame and dishonor on you, your house, and your cow.
Game suggestion if possible/interested xD *Turmoil* Developer: Gamious Publisher: Gamious Released on Steam: 2nd Jun, 2016 Drill for oil like it's 1899! Turmoil offers players a visually charming, tongue-in-cheek take on the simulation genre inspired by the 19th century oil rush in North America. Tags Mining, Management, Strategy
the british - we colonize this land, in the name of the king - but, you cant do that, we live here. we've been here for decades - ah yes, but do you have a flag? colonization
Suddenly you turned this into a grimdark 40k experience where instead of a thousand pskyers a day to keep the emperors ghost bound to the golden throne it's billions of people from hive worlds every month. Fantastic work.
20:39 ah yes game is lagging it must be my 2000 pops and not the thousands of rendered and animated ships that the 20 ai factions move around at random.
i've had, like, two or three separate moments over the course of this video where the realization of what you're planning to do next dawns on me and i just say "oh *no*" aloud
*cough* Voidforge Origin - Those habitats are more broken than you think. Rogue servitors - For that quick unity. (second civic is well. i use sovering circuits for even more unity as leaders become expensive. Main race traits: Machine, Zero-G optimised, Research Assistants, Eternal Machine, Logic Engines, Luxurious, High Bandwidth, High maintenance. bio-trophy trais: Invasive Species, jinxed, fleeting, repugnant, slow learnes. (they just need to produce unity. and you dont ever get to roll any leaders from them, neither do they ever produce any amnety so its free bonus' for invasive species.) goal while exploring. 1 system with atleast 4 difrenent research orbitals, build the orbitals instead of the research station, build a habitat. now you will get 3 zero-g researh district per orbital. (the third (and FINAL) habitat should be in a place whith alot of orbitals, so you can spam indsutrial districts for alloy productions.) use ARC and dyson swarms for basic resource Go virtual pop acsencion. go cosmogensis once your entire pop is virtual ALL you habitats will be 100% filled with workers. which all have 100% production output do you only having 3 habitats. this means that you will gain around 2k in all 3 research from that one habitat. you alloy habitat will produce around 1k alloys alone. to finance your fleets. now sit back relax and watch as you can end the cosmogenis at year 2400. who need synaptic lathe, who needs to make pops when you can just turn on a computer to do your job for you.
@@RobertNicholas Utopia and The machine age is a must. nemesis might be needed. im not entirely sure if more is needed. (i tend to forget what a dlc gave after a while, and i played since release.)
lmfao i love your videos and i also have a love hate relationship with stellaris and this has got to be my favorite exploit oh and ty for the coffee you dont drink ;)
As a chronic modder who plays with mods Iike ACOT and Giggas, I saw the fleet power of that fallen empire and was like "oh hell yeah I can steamroller the entire fallen empire with just one small fleet 😂 I totally forgot just how low vanilla values are.
@@timerupture8430 In vanilla I had 7 planets and 1 subject which had 15. I had 200k fleet power plus a 90k citadel In vanilla. Just how much fleet power does your mod allow for?!
@@Adventeuan enough to exceed buffer overflow 😂. Most of the crisis' have BILLIONS of fleet power. And the fallen empires have a couple hundred million.
I am happy to see you do another Stellaris video cause I recently got Stellaris gifted to me by my BF and have been playing it with him so now I can truly appreciate the depths of how broken these exploits are. B)
The ad starts at 0:45, making the ad 1:35 in length. The full clip is 35:15. This means that the clip is 4.49% ad. Watch the full ad. It helps compensate Spiff and the people who work for him.
@@WizardBrandon I watch the in-video ads of the creators I like. It helps to support them. I also know that 2:20 out of 35:15 is 6.619%, not 10%. Addition, multiplication, and division are not complicated. As I can see the caliber of the individual before me, this conversation is over.
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Your browser is holding you back. Level up with Opera GX: operagx.gg/TheSpiffingBrit7
I hope you all enjoyed my space antics :)
Nah but for the last part, yes.
My browser is alr opera gx anyways how the f is your comment 2 hours ago
@@eugeniaamariei8626 to each there own. But as I sit atop my gold throne with Yorkshire gold in hand I say thank you for watching the video :)
a house isn't a home without
wilkins coffee
epic
Other space race: "wow, your empire has incredibly low unemplyment. What economic policy helped you achieve this?"
Chadistan: "Economic what now?"
Soviet Union approves.
"Train rides into camps."
dont work, get brain'd.
"Oh... We Recycle."
@@SerunaXI wut?
The Clones: Because sir, we're clones. We're meant to be expendable
Spiff: Yes, you're right!
Scientist: How many clones shall we create, sir?
Spiff: Yes.
Top tier Clone Wars reference!
200 billion are ready with a trillion more well on the way.
and these ones are good at shooting
Ah, Stellaris. The world's greatest space war crime simulator. You can't break the Geneva conventions if you control the Imperium.
Remember. Other empires never signed geneva convention
@@Nexielas actually in stellaris, they can! but good luck getting any sanctions passed for people breaking the law
The Geneva conventions don't specifically outlaw uplifting a pre-sapient species into sapience and then nerve-stapling them to use them as food.
No Geneva convention if you blow up Geneva.
@@sayaks12 in that case. Your empire never signed
"Whats that? Conquered another planet? Send them to the space blender"
What's*
Can't break the Geneva conventions if you send all of it's attendees into the brain melting machine.
"Let's see how Spiff breaks the game this time"
*Picks Progenitor Hive*
Should've seen it coming
Could be worse, he could have played Clone Army origin. Or rogue servitor.
or rush virtual ascension
or synthetic fertility
or Stellaris
@@citricdemonlol best comment
Spiff has finally built the Torment Nexus from cautionary sci-fi tale "Don't build the Torment Nexus"
But Elon thinks the torment nexus would be REALLY COOL
@@Riddonculus it used to be a grievance nexus but he managed the upgrade to torment. also it's called X now.
@@Riddonculus He will at least solve the unemployment problem, also the immigration crisis.
Alien species comes to invade your galaxy, but your galaxy is just swarm and research farms filled with vats of living people. Aliens slowly back away xD
Welcome new research unit!
Like Homer in the hedge
"So, um, where's your home galaxy located? Asking for a friend..."
Alien kids checking under their beds for Spiff
Its all for grandfather nurgle
Interesting to effectively see Spiff speedrun MaTN's Impossible run method, but with rapid Pop growth instead of using Virtual Pops and harvesting enemy planets.
I mean, he didn't even fight a crisis, he just stopped playing before the first one arrived.
Late crisis games like that are more a challenge for the Hardware then the player honestly.
It's also quite a bit easier to do any challenge run if you pick the forbidden ascension perks.
@@Fallenangel_85 He became the crisis, right? Would the game still spawn another crisis?
@@UrbanNilssonOssian The game doesn't care what you do, if it's set to spawn a crisis it will, or multiple if it's set for that.
Unless ofc you just peace out by ending the universe.
Exploit exploit exploit. Ah classic empire building.
That's how every capitalist empire does it. Very classic indeed.
gotta add one more, it's 4x
@@mranderson9553Ya, you missed one.
Classic Brit Behavior
Love 4Xs, but is it just me, or does this game involve too much math and not enough visuals?
The absolute tonal shift after going from the deaths of trillions to the epilogue "tell me what you thought of todays video!"
💀💀💀💀💀
Oh no, Spiff is playing the warcrime game
That would be rimworld
Rimworld?
There's more to it than that
Gotta get my space nuggies some how! 😂
Most games he play become a warcrime.
So. This is how the Mass Effect Reapers first started out? Melting populations into science.
No, it's what they do.
Speaking of exploits, don't forget that Opera is a closed-source browser and most people don't actually know what it does except for the company itself. Someone at a collection agency could be watching your feet without paying you, and that's just morally wrong.
Agreed, I understand it's a popular sponsor, but if your money is made off selling your rep, some day your rep will burn out
If they pay for an ad and make spiff go on making vids they can buy as many ads as they want. I wouldn't choose opera, but I don't care whether spiff does ads from annoying mobile games, waterbottles, vpn or browsers.
They can keep paying him.
I will keep ignoring them.
Compared to what exactly? Chrome, Edge, Opera are all based on Chromium, which is open source. If you really care about truly open source browsers, your only real option is Firefox
This is why we use Firefox. Non-Chromium, loads of extensions, fast, and open Source.
Oh, if only Spiff knew about Virtuality... The Synthetic Ascension Robots can get where you turn your entire pop Virtual and the game starts _autofilling every Job on every one of your planets instantly,_ rendering Pop Growth a thing of the past. And then taking Driven Assimilator, Virtualizing your main Machine species, and then using *all* of the Organic drones you've assimilated to _fuel the Lathe._
(reason i ban Virtuality in every multiplayer game i play)
Literally every exploit looks like a childs play if you compare it too something that breakes the game AND is intended to do so or idk what paradox thought by adding this acension path to the game. xD
@IceGavel how do you get virtual ascension. I've tried, but tech doesn't show up for me. I do have the machine age as well
@@Rebirth419 synthetic ascension perk, do the situation and pick virtuality at the end of it
@@Rebirth419 It's an Ascension Path, you take it with an Ascension Perk called Synthetic Age (which must be your third or later Ascension Perk) _while your starting, primary race is Machines_. This starts a situation that lets you choose between three different end forms, all of which have their uses, but Virtuality is _my_ favorite because literally infinite Pops.
MATN is literally running the strat in his truly impossible run ^^
5:47 Is our dear lord of tea not going to address ‘BDSM Ptolemy’?
What ancient Greek mathematicians do behind closed doors and maybe also your couch is their business.
You mean
Byzantine Discussion and Study Meetings?
No comment.
There is an exploit joke here, but you should not force it.
@@l3087 Unless you’re into that
In the Grim darkness of the Future, there is only Spiff.
He makes the imperium of man look kind of nice, at least they only sacrifice 1000 a day to keep the emperor alive, not 3 billion to keep the tea growing.
to be fair should the emperoer die, a ton of worlds would basically die out due to being reliant on agri worlds.
are you serious? exploit is one of the X in 4X game?
googled for the wiki, and seems like it's true. Guess I learnt something new today. Thanks, Spiff.
I mean yeah, what did you think the 4x meant?
I've heard it a few times with "Extract" instead of "Exploit", as it boils down basically to the same (you're extracting/exploiting ressources). But yeah, the official one is Exploit.
I thought the 4th x was Exterminate the Xenos but eyo that makes more sense for non-sci-fi 4x
@@donk8961 One of the 4 x's is exterminate. Explore, expand, exploit, exterminate.
@@donk8961 Spiff said them out of order, probably on purpose. He is out to reinvent the universe, after all. That might be a spoiler.
30:00 now imagine Spiff's massive clone army is composed solely of Garys. The population of the ancient empire trembles in fear as they hear billions of voices thunder across their once peaceful sky. All calling out eerily, "Gaaaarrryyyy".
Those of you who haven't played Fallout 3 will be confused.
Can confirm. I’m confused.
Stellaris is one of those games I enjoy watching other people play more than I enjoy playing myself, oddly, and I do enjoy playing Stellaris. The combinations you can get up to are wild, so much so I was a little confused at the strong but simple civic setup Spiff was going for...at FIRST.
Oh no. Family friendly....HOW MANY FAMILIES WERE HARMED???
Can’t spell “friendly” without “end”!
Of course it's family friendly, just look at the pop growth!
Yes. Friendly. For families. IF you don't tell them where you're taking them! 😂
@@dembro27 also fried
Family friendly, with friendly fire!
There are no war crimes in Ba Sing Se.
Also, the Urf King would like a chat with you at Lake Lao Gai.
The moment you realize the Geneva convention only applies to Humans is the moment you realize what to do in Stellaris
@DedData the Geneva convention only applies on earth and besides who's gonna enforce those laws?
Purge the Xeno! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
Okay Ashley Williams 😉
Aliens - "Who's Geneva?"
It's not a warcrime if it's the first time anyone has done it.
I must say, because of this guy I ordered some Yorkshire Gold tea from a brit food shop, just to check if it's up to snuff. And, happy to say, it is. Very rich and full bodied, compared to the usual tea bags sold in stores here in DK.
One of my most beloved factions I ever created was a race of carnivorous hive-minded butterflies. They were so pretty as they terrorized the universe
I made an empire that is very terrifying if the AI plays it.
"The church of Yeehoovah"
The tiny, big eyed, cute geckos as a species, but they are a Sacrificial Megachurch.
The other day I made a species that only ate vegans, do we care those were sentient plants and sentient animals that only eat plants. No, of course not, we eat vegans.
"And then, we can get colonizing."
Good to see Spiff is getting the proper enrichment he needs.
We finally know the secret equation.
1 CHAD = 1,000,000,000 non-chads. Thank you spiff!
"EXPLOIT EXPLOIT AND EXPLOIT AGAIN" tbh my favorite line spiffing brit ever said
edit: more than 200 likes in less than a day, thx yall
I would hate to see the indignity with which you treat your least favorite line. Did the X key fall off your phone?
spriffing
Someone's been watching Many A True Nerd
Seeing even the great Spiffing Brit get sideswiped by the Chosen showing next to him makes be feel a little better about every time a mid-game crisis has sent me reeling.
Like that, with practice and copious amounts of Yorkshire Tea, even I could pull off a quarter of what he can.
I am very glad to see Spiff back in the game he used to play and do lore vids about .
Yeah pretty neat, those old videos are still good aswell.
>no notification
>no idea
>video uploaded 13 minutes ago
THE GODS HAVE SMILED AND WANTED ME TO WATCH.
“It will take us a little while to colonize…” Oh, must be a Spiffing Brit video.
The timing of this really is amazing. I was playing stellaris up until a few minutes ago.
As someone who only gathered second-hand information about this game, never playing it directly, I knew some things like that you can be a hive mind robot species or a fungus or the swarm, and that every "I'm going to do a pacifist run" ends in Exterminatus, but I didn't know that it was perfectly balanced. Thanks for clearing that bit up!
So basically, Spiff built a space Philosopher's Stone
Yeah that tracks
or the biggest bio computer.
"Yes it is a little bit mean and evil. But I am British, it's kind of my vibe."
Truer words have never been spoken.
Spiff: "using bugs left by the developers"
Also Spiff: shows actual in game bugs
Developers: Ok, fair enough.
Yeah at first I was like how's he gonna do a pop based thing when getting a ton of vassals isn't great due to debuffs. Then the modifier stayed after integration and I just sat back and watch carnage unfold.
How noble of you, ensuring that everyone has a job for the rest of their lives.
You're one of the people that are up to shenanigans during Democracy Week!
It finally makes sense now.
I've owned this game for years but only really started playing it two days ago. Of course Spiff uploads on it today
It's always wonderful to see Spiff return to his roots of Paradox Grand Strat games. I can only image what tea filled war crimes will be committed in the name of exploits.
I swear you come up with the best names. It slays me when you use GB town names for places. I made a terribly lame character in a game in Spiff style, complete with awful pun and letter swappage.
Spiff, you're great as always. But I'm pretty sure in the new system each pop is equivalent to 200-300 million.
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From a smooth brained coffee drinker a year ago to a gigaminded tea drinker today i say thank you for making my nights much more pleasant. I hope you continue posting and flourish.
If my math is right, he eventually had 32,000-ish people dying in the machine every second.
Remeber the old days when spiff was playing Stellaris?
This is feels like a back to the roots
the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup
How could you
*Yorkshire
@@thespiffingbrit simply the best
the BEST the BEST the BEST the BEST the BEST the BEST the BEST (og pokemon music) I wanna be the very
BEST
A heroic adventure start with a cup of milk.
@@biggybrolunch3809
*wilkins
coffee
I love how Spiff's videos boil down to a simple three part process;
Part 1: "I'm gonna do something."
Part 2: "The neighbours are sick of my shit."
Part 3: "It's far, _far_ too late."
I like how many times he says with such confidence how choices he is making are 'much better than the rest' or 'much more important' when they are, according to actual top end players who run numbers on this game and whatnot, suboptimal choices.
As a longtime player it felt like his early/midgame were fairly mid at best, but it was in service of setting up that insane endgame so...
18:35 Hearing the Wii Play Tanks backtrack start out of nowhere just flooded my mind with memories...
0:33 I complained about game breaking bugs that ended my first 2 attempts at playing this game on the sub reddit and was immediately informed that there are no bugs in this game and that i must be a moron who is trash at the game and should go back to playing crusader kings and eu4. That sub is like being in ba sing se
HE CAN READ MY MIND EVERY TIME I START PLAYING A GAME AGAIN AFTER A WHILE HE MAKES A VIDEO ON IT
I love how Spiff glosses over how "repugnant" his Chad's are.
I just saw "based." That's all I saw.
I'm reminded of a game end I did some time ago.
Now, this was a modded game using Gigastructures and some other stuff.
I'd conquered the whole galaxy. I'd also integrated every pre-FTL species and even uplifted every pre-sapient in the galaxy.
I moved every sophont in the galaxy into a single system, using a quadruple ecumenopolis ringworld to hold everyone.
Then, it was a simple matter of aiming and firing my Nicoll-Dyson beam.
And here I thought Many A True Nerd's brain juicing was broken
Thw "How do I give them freedom?" Question, followed instantly by "we've got guards everywhere. " 😂 I can't stop laughing!
This playthrough was hilarious 😂
Ah i see, print humans in order to use their brains as replaceable computers
Lol. Vassals are always fun in Stellaris. I used microvassals for a long while to force crime rate to zero, get like +50 stability everywhere, and have around +500% on all science due to having loads of 1 star science Vassals. I had people look at screenshots and assume I was playing gigastructures, my science was so obnoxious.
Bro this should be a movie with the best ending ever, the Allies just lose to Spiff, and getting placed into the machine for the betterment of his Empire.
18:42 I LOVE the tanks Wii is playing in the background
Begun, the Clone Wars have
The fun behind these vids are the stories you create, i absolutely love the absurdety of it ❤️
0:55 become a certificate game by letting a company spy on you more than other companies
I mean, if you were choosing between Proprietary browsers then Opera GX is a better choice than the others. At least Opera GX actually offers plenty of useful features compared to Chrome, Safari or Edge.
Bro doesnt know riot games?
Now that is an interesting thought:
Build a Lathe, Vassal the System, Build a new Lathe... repeat.
Multiple 'Synapse Slow Cookers' instead of a single 10 billion a month Synapse Furnace.
Just woke up loaded up spiff while making a cup of COFFEE. Perfect start to the day
Traitor! Heretic! Round these parts, we drink only tea, the proper way of getting our hourly dose of caffeine. You have brought great shame and dishonor on you, your house, and your cow.
REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!
Tea has similar caffeine and doesn't mess up your guts, plus it tastes better as long as you dont oversteep it or itll get bitter/sour
Didn't even look at the title, just saw Spiff with a synaptic lathe in the background and knew that I needed to watch
"Please ignore the orbital bombardments. There definitely aren't any war crimes going on here." Isn't that just Warhammer 40K?
No, because if you aren't fighting you aren't creating honor for your gods. Pest control via orbital bombardment is a pansy thing.
Also SIns of a Solar Empire.......the clue is in the name! 😆
“A superiority complex and a slight technological head-start don't count for much when you are outnumbered 100:1.”
- Spiff’ (probably)
Stellaris + Spiff! let's go!
Also can you do a video on Noita?
Game suggestion if possible/interested xD
*Turmoil*
Developer: Gamious
Publisher: Gamious
Released on Steam: 2nd Jun, 2016
Drill for oil like it's 1899! Turmoil offers players a visually charming, tongue-in-cheek take on the simulation genre inspired by the 19th century oil rush in North America.
Tags
Mining, Management, Strategy
the british - we colonize this land, in the name of the king
- but, you cant do that, we live here. we've been here for decades
- ah yes, but do you have a flag?
colonization
No flag no country. Those are the rules that I just invented 😂.
Help, help, we're being repressed. Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
"So I pushed a trillion hive clones into my horrendous humanitarian case law brainmelter and set it to puree."
"Guys, the British have rediscovered Colonization. The galaxy is doomed."
Suddenly you turned this into a grimdark 40k experience where instead of a thousand pskyers a day to keep the emperors ghost bound to the golden throne it's billions of people from hive worlds every month. Fantastic work.
I mean, almost everyone has a small connection to the warp, psykers just have a 1000x connection. So if they ever ran out of psykers...
20:39 ah yes game is lagging it must be my 2000 pops and not the thousands of rendered and animated ships that the 20 ai factions move around at random.
i've had, like, two or three separate moments over the course of this video where the realization of what you're planning to do next dawns on me and i just say "oh *no*" aloud
*cough*
Voidforge Origin - Those habitats are more broken than you think.
Rogue servitors - For that quick unity.
(second civic is well. i use sovering circuits for even more unity as leaders become expensive.
Main race traits: Machine, Zero-G optimised, Research Assistants, Eternal Machine, Logic Engines, Luxurious, High Bandwidth, High maintenance.
bio-trophy trais: Invasive Species, jinxed, fleeting, repugnant, slow learnes. (they just need to produce unity. and you dont ever get to roll any leaders from them, neither do they ever produce any amnety so its free bonus' for invasive species.)
goal while exploring. 1 system with atleast 4 difrenent research orbitals, build the orbitals instead of the research station, build a habitat.
now you will get 3 zero-g researh district per orbital.
(the third (and FINAL) habitat should be in a place whith alot of orbitals, so you can spam indsutrial districts for alloy productions.)
use ARC and dyson swarms for basic resource
Go virtual pop acsencion.
go cosmogensis
once your entire pop is virtual ALL you habitats will be 100% filled with workers. which all have 100% production output do you only having 3 habitats.
this means that you will gain around 2k in all 3 research from that one habitat.
you alloy habitat will produce around 1k alloys alone. to finance your fleets.
now sit back relax and watch as you can end the cosmogenis at year 2400.
who need synaptic lathe, who needs to make pops when you can just turn on a computer to do your job for you.
Any chance you can list the DLC's needed to do this? Am on console edition / new to game. Asking for a friend :)
@@RobertNicholas Utopia and The machine age is a must.
nemesis might be needed.
im not entirely sure if more is needed. (i tend to forget what a dlc gave after a while, and i played since release.)
@@daijutsi awesome, will give that a go. Cheers! :)
The Emperor of Mankind and the Imperium would be proud of you, with all those sacrifices.
Let me give a summary of this video "we must expolit and drink tea"
lmfao i love your videos and i also have a love hate relationship with stellaris and this has got to be my favorite exploit oh and ty for the coffee you dont drink ;)
As a chronic modder who plays with mods Iike ACOT and Giggas, I saw the fleet power of that fallen empire and was like "oh hell yeah I can steamroller the entire fallen empire with just one small fleet 😂 I totally forgot just how low vanilla values are.
yeah, i can feel how i lost battle planet and be like "nothing of value has been lost"
Giga Engineering, made for those who think all values should be 100x bigger.
@@timerupture8430
In vanilla I had 7 planets and 1 subject which had 15.
I had 200k fleet power plus a 90k citadel In vanilla.
Just how much fleet power does your mod allow for?!
@@Adventeuan enough to exceed buffer overflow 😂. Most of the crisis' have BILLIONS of fleet power. And the fallen empires have a couple hundred million.
@@Drachnon I mean i don't play it for the absurd numbers, in fact they get kinda annoying. but the crisis' and megastructures are great
Never played the game but I love your old stellaris content, glad to see you playing it again
(Insert funny joke)
Very funny
I am happy to see you do another Stellaris video cause I recently got Stellaris gifted to me by my BF and have been playing it with him so now I can truly appreciate the depths of how broken these exploits are. B)
Must … drink … coffee…. Espresso…. Not decaf, too much like tea ….
pound for pound, tea contains more caffeine than coffee.
its always fun to pick up some random game a friend recommends and then see that you make a video about it
Not even the galaxy is safe from this man.
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Racism is such fun escapism, after all! 😂
Finally. A way to actually deal with stellaris endgame lag.
Also, I think it would be fun to see spiff take a crack at dominions 6.
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Watch the full ad. It helps compensate Spiff and the people who work for him.
@@1st2nd2 lol no, i have adblock for that shit
@@WizardBrandon Adblocks don't work on in-video ad reads?
Are you ok?
@@1st2nd2 would be a lot cooler if it did
@@WizardBrandon I watch the in-video ads of the creators I like. It helps to support them.
I also know that 2:20 out of 35:15 is 6.619%, not 10%. Addition, multiplication, and division are not complicated.
As I can see the caliber of the individual before me, this conversation is over.
Yes!! Have binged all the Stellaris videos on this channel and been craving for more!!
I'd love to see the rest of this play through, strength in numbers is scary 😂
man that 18:36 sneaky wii tanks song..-... love it
By the end, my friend watching with me just screamed "Why?!" at your 77k Science.
I was just thinking that I wanted to see you break Stellaris again then I got the notification of this video. Nice!
I’ve awaited your return good sir, I’m back to love you yet again
Thanks for helping make my otherwise boring days better. Cheers.
after winning magic the Noah’s game shows he’s become more power hungry. He is to be feared