Yo Cyberpunk 2077 Is Kinda Stanky 🤮
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damn I wanna watch this but I don’t want any spoilers lmao
its spoiler free, mostly talking about game systems not the writing or anything
Don’t listen to Sam and his forked tongue
SPOILER: the game sucks.
@@user-mq1up2fw4r literally, fell into the void.
Right right right right
I had to get a refund, choosing to be uncircumcised didn't give me extra inventory space
well yeah bro you're losing out on extra pockets
That's a myth,
One can always store things in the foreskin. They are like kangaroo pouches god only gave to men.
Did you check your cool stat?
@@yazi7790 I can confirm, i have an assault rifle and a couple packs of rounds stored in mine just in case
it would have cost you $0 to not say that
Cyberpunk is about as optimised as Sam's immune system.
Eyyyyy
20 johnny silverhand doomstack when
20 bug stack when?
True gamer optimization
you mean prostate?
“Why put kids in the game when you can’t take pictures of them?” -General Sam
Second most quotable guy on RUclips
@@theannouncer5538 Who took first place?
@@P4Z44K the great Joe Rogan
@@theannouncer5538 toe rogun
@@theannouncer5538 you ever had dmt man?
Y'all remember when CDPR sent out polish sweets and won over sam? Yeah, that aged very well.
Yo I remember this video but I cant remember what it was called...you remember?
@@thiccbiscuit6473 it might be on the second channel
It bothers me that polish the nationality and polish the verb are spelled the same way
@@rqb6731 lol I'm never gonna un see that
"You can't take pictures nude... next to... children..."
I loved the realization lol
GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear rax
I still don’t see what is wrong here
But get this: you also can't kill any children..
its legitimate criticism though.
Say what you will about bethesda games, at least i can beat children.
@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 You can't though. They just run.
It may have been a bad decision to release the game in this state, but not nearly as bad as Sam’s Bitcoin losses. You remember that, Sam.
shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP
@Sightless_Seeker which is??? 😆
I bought btc in jan and its way up
Goddamn dude, leave my guy alone
@@GeneralSam I thought you were Jewish Sam? How could you fuck that up?
"You cant even shoot the kids" guys remember that he is a father
Yeah, it's understandable. 😄
So? If you have kids and dont want to shoot them, they aren't truly YOUR kids
based as fuck
>Ethan & Hila shirt
>“I was looking on Reddit.”
It’s happening. He’s descending.
Oh shit, well he had a good run.
Damn it, we already lost cr1tikal
What? I don't get it.
Is it a Reddit rabbit hole or something? I don't use Reddit.
@@adamofblastworks1517
Good
holocaust victims gotta stick together
My favorite bug is when I'm crouching super stealthily and suddenly friction ceases to exist and I teleport instantly face first of the guy I'm trying to avoid.
did not expect to see walcom here good content mang
The NPC and police AI is a joke.
You just need to jump into a window to fix that bug, in 2077 they are made of trampolines and knock you back 200 meters 🤣
i think that's the stupid ass dodge mechanic that happens when you double tap a movement key
@@FartinHolesInMyUndies What’s the dodge button for pc?
2:11
Sam you can’t keep blueballing us about a new kenshi video.
don't tell me i can't do the very thing i've been doing for 6 months
@@GeneralSam Well hurry up and do it already!
jk do whatever you want I'll watch you do just about anything and be perfectly happy with it.
The more we talk about said game the more sam will ignore said game because it's funny. That being said I would love to see a video on a good open world game where you can make your own storyline preferably one with crab people.
maybe he realized that kenshi is another whack game that doesnt deserve to be played
If we tell him we want anything but a kenshi video. He'll make a kenshi video
took them 3 years to patched the police AI
the saddest part of this is that people are so desperate for a an actual single player, open world, rpg that so many people like myself are willing to set aside the shit and bugs and crappy mechanics just to have some sort of new fallout/skyrim/ witcher game..... im so torn it hurts deep in my loins
@Mnbvcxz mgsv is only unfinished with the story content, not the gameplay departement
I'm surprised by the number of great RPG's that have come out for the switch. Sadly, I don't have a switch.
See you guys next year when he uploads "So they fixed Cyberpunk 2077"
Keeping an eye on Aqua's channel till he makes that video, just for the knowledge that Sam's follow up is on the way.
maybe 2 years.
Maybe in 2077
Maybe not
1.5 update fixed some but it’ll prob be another year
It's like the marketing team was given an entirely different game to sell
ნხ
6:14 - Forget the fancy woman, there's a pair of boots and a head going for a fucking stroll right in front of you.
"the only two flying cars in the game, they almost hit each other."
imagine spending so much money on keanu reeves and genital mechanics that you forget to make a game
😂😂😂😂😂
Make dick choice then release
~Some shareholders
They didnt forget to make a game, you have an indie team making a highly ambitious game while simultaneously working on 2 other games lol, it's basically like crying that Star Citizen isnt done yet. That plus CD projekt told us it wasnt finished ahead of time but the consumers and investors pushed them to release it causing like half the content to get cut because it wasnt fully completed. The reason there was so many bugs is because they didnt even make it to that phase of development yet. We should just let them make it so we would have gotten a full game off the bat instead of early access.
@@desertedgoat17 well ye. Blame the death threat sending tards and investors. It will get patched anyway we just gotta wait.
@@desertedgoat17 sure be a good consumer they will thank you.
Watching this at work and my old ass boss comes by and goes “ah. Seneral Gam, huh?” And I was flabbergasted. He actually watched your old rust videos with his kid before he passed away. It’d be wholesome if it was anyone else but it’s you so it’s funny.
He still watches you every once in a while he said. You remind him of his kid I guess.
That’s really sweet actually. But yeah it’s pretty funny it happened to be General Sam lol
That's crazy.
it makes it even better that he called him seneral gam
poor guy
The comment about linear story vs open world really hit home. I love it so far and I've completed like 3 of the side quest storylines and about half of the main story line. I think if you go in thinking it plays like a far cry game then you're golden. It's not like Skyrim or Fallout in the exploration venue. It is 100% like far cry in the way you "liberate" crimes being done and side missions peppered all around the map. Those are the places they obviously spent more time on and you get the unique encounters.
Sadly, that was clearly not what it was supposed to be, and you can really feel it.
15:1- "He's eating and pissing at the same time" .... FINALLY! This man is truly living int he future
Finally, someone who recognizes that the bugs are really just a minimal issue compared to the total design flaws in this game.
Latest episode of EFAP covered this pretty well
If you take out the bugs then it’s basically just an opinion like it’s the type of game that I enjoy but I could one hundred percent understand if someone didn’t enjoy it. If that makes any sense
Totally just opinions ive done nothing but side quests and I completely disagree with him. Ive literally scalled rooftops like he said and have found shit so that's actually bullshit lol.
To me feels like he isn't playing the game right lovlv
Or maybe everyone is jusy getting drastically different experiences
Minor Spoilers for the intro. This game is not an RPG with many choices I thought it would be, I tried out the corpo storyline first and when you get the mission from that guy in his office you can't refuse it, this was a genuinely linear piece of story and I was hoping that you could at least rat this guy out to your target or leave the job and suffer the consequences because I'm roleplaying as a filthy corpo who only cares about money and power, but instead I get kicked out of the company because the game barely has any dialogue which affects the beginning but really are just a bunch of place holders and a little bit more words that don't affect any outcomes, I was thinking futuristic Skyrim but I was wrong. I'll play more into the game later to see if any choices do actually affect my game in a big way with many branching outcomes but I'm genuinely disappointed at how the introduction pans out.
*"you can't take pictures of kids 0/10"* - General Sam
WHILE NUDE call your self a general Sam fan😡😡.
When you started to talk about the deadline... i felt that strongly. Played the game completely through within around 75 hours. Story of the main quest seems to be cut into pieces. The delivery is outstanding, as you would expect of them after Witcher 3 but it is way too short. The sidequests with relevant characters are in some cases even better. (Do the one with River, great detective mission at the end!)
The rest is just mediocre or plain shit. Performance is all over the place, Gunplay is a mixed bag, found the revolver to be enjoyable, it has kinda Judge Dredd vibes to it. CQC is broken. I can't wrap my head around the decision about the loot system... would probably been better without it. Crafting needed more work. Cyberware is cool but as with the crafting quite undercooked. Driving is kinda ok with some vehicles but mostly shit. The world severely lacks interactions aside from some vendors and a few places you can press a button to dance or have sexy time...
The police thing is completely retarded (don't find a better word for this) and seems to be half finished if at all. The difficulty settings are a joke, seriously... just play on normal or easy, nothing enjoyable about plain bullet sponges and getting oneshot, which happens anyway in the later stages because of the broken number settings.
Leveling is extremely mixed and kind of boring dependng on your playstyle. You playing a Power/Reflexes build, enjoy your boring passive perks with some cool ones. Pick any other build which includes the other 3 ones, have actual fun leveling up. (One Tree seems to be cut, dunno why they would leave the blank space otherwise...)
Yeah... huge potential but as it is right now... just fucked.
Agreed
@Armontek it isnt just CDPR but also the people whining that it isnt out yet
so that missing tree remember the mission where you get the flathead drone yah that was supposed to be another gameplay feature but they cut the whole thing out because it wasnt ready when the head honchos told cdpr devs to push this premature fetus out the fucking door.
I still believe there is hope for the game if I had the option I would recall and spend more time on the game and add all the content back that was promised in the gameplay demo/trailers
Ok
The people who said CDPR could patch the crappy ai must feel real silly now that the devs said it's impossible to add that ai because their engine can't handle it.
You must feel silly now that they did it
Legend ,
Did not expect to see this comment. You might like the game farmingspunk1977 a bit better
What the fuck are you doing here lmao
Wranglerstar you always reminded me of what general sam wishes he was lmfao
That was startling to see your comment, I'm like "Wait a minute.. Wrangler commented on a video by.. Sam?" 2020 really is wild.
Hahaha nooo way.
This game takes “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.” to a whole new level.
Now that’s what I call I comment I’ve seen 1000 times before.
@@elzarik8087 i was gonna mention that
Definitely too true
All the bugs are caused by the chips in your head acting up. It's cannon, trust me.
@@danielm739 the fact that I really can't tell what are the glitches that are happening on purpose and which are the ones that shouldn't be happening at all is so annoying
I’d wonder how Sam would think of the game in its 2.0 state, now.
A lot of the issues are fixed I think so he prob wouldn’t mind it lol
The hardest part to come to terms with, is that there is clearly a good game in there. If it was ALL crap, it'd be easier to just hate the game. Instead, there are parts of it that are great, glimpses at the real next-gen revolutionary game we were expecting.
Like he said, if you play it like a linear story rpg, with some side content, it feels a lot better. It still has issues, mostly with bugs that can be fixed, but it's a decent game if you're on PC. It's got BEAUTIFUL graphics and art direction. There is enough good stuff there, that I really hope they can turn it into a really great game with patches and DLC in the next year or so. And/or, if they allow mods and the community does it with 3rd party content.
It really shows that the rush screwed the game up.
In my mind when it was announced they where cutting out 3rd person cut scenes that was the "Oh no they are really rushing this" alarm
I can’t tell the difference between the glitches and then programmed “glitches” in the story at this point lmao
i had the same thing, i kept seeing the visual tears and stuff and every time im wondering if its VSYNC, a glitch. or on purpose
i was wondering around with red static on my screen for like 8 hours until i found out it wasn't intended and drinking a beer made it go away smh
@@rambomessiah9627 that’s just your character having alcohol withdraw. Just keep drinking bud
Hey, you killed me in tarkov once!
@@rambomessiah9627 I saw a guy that played for like 2 hours with the screen stuttering thinking it was on purpose, his reaction when he read the chat and saw that it shouldn't be happening is hilarious
Remember the days when you’d pay for a game and it would already be finished, and updates would just remove the minor glitches that got missed? I miss those days. Now buying a game is like buying a fucking sandwich without any meat cause they gotta finish grilling it.
back in those days, game development was a passion project.
nowadays, theres so many lobbying groups and investors that just want to see the end profits and will force developers to release a game way before the project is polished.
LMAO, I hear that
@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х stfu
I feel like that's what they said this was going to be at one point, wasn't it? Wasn't there a lot of publicity about a delay that happened a while back when that was said to have occurred because they supposedly weren't going to make their employees crunch to get the game done? I seem to remember everyone bitching about how long it was taking and the studio saying "it's done when it's done". So much for that...
@@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 true
5:18 this is the funniest shit i heard in a while, was not expecting "see if i have a shotgun to kill that man" lmaoo
Cyberpunk makes me wish we could get another Deus Ex instead of that Avengers game.
The best part about this game is spending 20 minutes stealthily moving around a warehouse snapping necks then getting spotted. Reloading to try again and the guards are like "hey! This dick loaded a save up hes over there" its like playing csgo against a team of wall hacking barbarians
That's the problem with overworking employees. They had time to create a load mechanic that somewhat works. But didn't have time to test it and fix properly.
All of this is so disappointing. The game already had payed for itself thanks to preorders. All they had to do was wait for it to finish.
@@rumplstiltztinkerstein yeah its a shame. But I have hope for it yet. Like you say they've already made their money back and started rolling out patches. Hopefully its a lesson for not only CDPR but the community as a whole. As much as corpos can be douche bags community pressure to release is always a factor imo
@@raymondtibbs7598 true
@@rumplstiltztinkerstein They had 8 to 9 years, at least more than 7 years since they teased it in 2013, and nearly 500 people working on it. They have no excuse, "overworking" my ass. They got paid to sit on their asses
@@paranoidpanzerpenguin5262 If a worker is not doing their job, that worker will be fired. If a CEO doesn't do his/her job, nothing happens to them. It's not the fault of the employees if the leadership couldn't decide what to do with the game. And there was a lot of overwork late in development.
7 years with 500 people working on it. Doing what? Creating hours and hours of Keanu Reeves p**n. Who told them to do that? The leadership.
I'll be waiting for Aqua's "So they Fixed Cyberpunk" video
and sam's response dragging him trough the mud like the dirtbag he is
hah, see you in a year then lmao
I was playing and I went to the Columbarium and there's a "grave" hologram for Roy Batty. It even says his line "all these moments will be lost, like tears in rain." I thought it was pretty cool
When sam says this game is the buggiest...remember he played skyrim together lol
Gee, I can't wait until this game comes out of beta in 5 years.
Hopping on the trend weeks later like always
yeah i had it mostly done like 3 days ago but i took forever to do the final touches.
@@GeneralSam lol it's a banger dw
@@GeneralSam We know you were making female characters with dongs the whole time, chief.
@@Dorf274 I’m buying the just for that 😎
@@GeneralSam that's what the Cyberpunk devs said too.
"how would this game have turned out if you guys had just chilled"
*looks at star citizen*
yeah i'm 50/50 on that one chief
8 years and not even half way done! They have been chilling.
Yeah this game would have still sucked ass even if it wasn't rushed in the end. Just not the right people working on it. Not too mention people need to realize a lot of the good people from the witcher games left the company years ago, they didn't even work on this game so idk why people were saying it was going to be good because they made the witcher except it was two different teams.
@@DukeoftheAges even if it was the same team, they made one good game that everyone knows and suddenly they’re gods of gaming. Never understood that
CYBERHYPE 2077
True, if the customers shut the fuck up, all you get is getting fucked up.
Very simple:
DO
NOT
PRE-ORDER
Jeez will that ever sink in
New fool born every minute
Very simple:
DO
NOT
BUY
JUST
TORRENT
Escape From Tarkov was very much worth pre-ordering tho.
@@ingo98 Well no, the point is pre ordering is bad for everyone, not just you
@@ingo98 When other people pre orders, it fucks you over
Theres a mission with Kerry where you blow a van up, he tells you to drive and cop sirens start going off. when you get in the car the mission task says lose you tail.....your not getting chased at all...
That’s...pathetic.
@R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х you
it makes you think, what kind of pressure they felt tlike they were under to release a game in this sorry state lol wtf it feels like its 75% done
The quest bugs are the only thing bothering me. I'm playing on pc tho. But its like every 3rd quest is bugged and I have to regularly reload. It gets worse the farther you progress too.
I personally got chased, but I lost them in like .5 seconds. Thanks to driving into a motel parking lot...
"This is it?" Could've just ended it there Sam.
Civilians still walk around like they don't belong, driving and combat is clunky as hell. The UI is hell to navigate.
That opening intro was perfection.
21 seconds of being posted and someone disliked it already. You’re doing something right, Sam.
Because people have unrealistic expectations for a game that big.
I honestly think it's bots ive even had unlisted videos disliked before and I never gave anyone the link
That's just Aqua.
He said mean things about Keanu
Todd Phillips je také
When you're running from police and you see the officer run through the wall and b line towards you ._.
"We call this a difficulty tweak!"
-The fucking cloaker apparently
Gorilla fist them back through the wall
Gonna be a closed casket, homie
7 months later and we're not even close to a resemblence of a good game. CybeRIP
I’ve played 33 hours and have 23 clips of bugs that were so bad that I had to reload a save. It’s great
Even if you look past the bugs it still feels like a prototype of what we were promised
Almost like it was an early access game.
Quick wrap up the main story so we can call it finished, we'll add/fix everything else at a latter date.
The game doesn't have basically anything that CD Projekt promised us over the years.
@@Turboviikinki What did they promise you?
Hg hg a few
@@Rondog. Deep character customization, stats that are affected by what clothes you wear and NPC's reacting to your clothing style and vehicle. Weapon customization instead of loot drops.
"Next gen NPC's" with real behaviour and routines, wanted system with corrupt police and special mercs / gang members who will hunt you. Gangs and factions that you can join.
Backstories and lifepaths that aren't just a 20min intro. Choices, consequences. RPG elements other than arbitrary stat numbers.
Day / night cycle, dynamic weather with hazards like acid rain.
The "patch" to fix this game is gonna be a brand new game or its gonna be the size of a full game
its already had TWO 17GB patches.
@@jro3299 Probably just updated files that were huge to begin with. Downloading that much data doesn't actually mean 17GB worth of new content.
@@KonsaiAsTai Wow someone who actually understands. Everyone always acts like a patch means its adding that much more to the game and not just likely overwriting existing files with updated ones.
Trust me the best patch for the game is uninstalling it and asking for a refund.
@@ryman1933 So it's supposed to be 17GB fixed files but the bugs are still there, what do they fix exactly?
Developers definitely watch your channel as of a week later I can’t look up without seeing a flying car now
its funny as hell.... there are some places in the game where there is graffiti that literally says "Broken" in sure one of the devs that was rushed and frustrated put those in.. lmfao
awesome vid sam
Sam made this video because CD Projekt Red forgot to send him more polish Ginger Bread.
@Sightless_Seeker
They had an eastern european woman, also known as a prostitute, lick the ginger bread.
Moral of the story. Sometimes a game needs to be delayed 20 more times to be good.
Gvhui a sociálních a
Looks at star citizen "no I don't think so"
It still is good, quit the bitching.
Its not that bad on pc. These small details sometimes are not noticeable in games especially for casual gamers. Its good that youtuber pinpoint these small details so that the developers take notes on it. Do check out my cyberpunk 2077 related content on my channel
@@christianw6819 you need better standards
Watching this really makes you wish for a nuclear winter
great fucking story and voice acting/animations. the "main" side quests are so fucking good too. but yeaaaa... the gameplay is not. its okay but god... so clunky and not fluid at all to run and gun in this game. put that on top of all the bugs.
The major sidequests were great, but i was pretty disappointed with the main story to be honest. I'm not even a huge fan of the witcher 3, but the climax of that game was infinitely better.
Yeah the games combat feels like an old fallout game but you can sprint
Fun fact: when you get a 4 star crime spree and you’re driving the car activates a ‘anti crime mode’ and just explodes.
Holy shit really? That's the most lazy shit I've ever of
@@Half_Finis Yeah, from a realistic (in relation to the hypothetical world) perspective it's ridiculous. If they have the tech to make the cars explode that have criminals in them why do they not have the tech to just turn off the cars that criminals drive?
I got over 50 hours in the game and have never had this happen once. Can confirm this isnt true.
@@evanp1225 I have it happen every time I get to four stars by running over a crowd of pedestrians
the way people spawn in and out actually gives an incredibly uncanny feeling, like its supposed to be a city full of people and yet they act like phantoms so you end up getting the same feelings of isolation you get from abandoned cities mixed with the claustrophobia of crouds. i feel like you can only experience what im talking about if you play it. its actually extremely disturbing
10:50 there is 1 single teen in the entire game and hes in the ending cutscene where you give up your body to Johnny. That is the ONE person in this universe born 15-18 years ago
The crowd generation thing was the most jarring thing for me watching my friend play the game. Like you look down the street and it's full, turn around and then look back and the street is just empty
Can't wait for the killable children mod for this game
Thanks sam its helping take my mind off of a relative's passing keeep up the amazing work.
I had a random encounter where i was parked a little over this curb and i noticed a group of npcs leaving a building right next, and me thinking its just them getting off work since they were wearing the same clothing so i kept watching. To which i noticed one of the npcs gets into her car, starts it and just fucking explodes. pretty funny but i still got buyers remorse
I feel like this is a repeat of the whole "No Man's Sky" situation.
Similar for sure. They promised a lot and delivered bugs instead. NMS promised a lot and delivered nothing.
At least its not a Fallout 76 situation. They promised a lot and delivered bugs AND no content AND THEN you couldn't even use mods to fix it or ad the content. And then they tried adding almost every way to monetize it under the sun and a battle royal mode nobody asked for before finally adding the NPCs people had requested since before the game even launched.
@@TrigoNomentry they eventually fixed it and is now a pretty good game hope cdpr dose the same
@@rwberger6 "We are aware of the canvas bag situation. We are not planning on doing anything about it."
@@rwberger6 Technically, CDPR promised a lot, changed or removed a ton of features, and brought in an army of bugs. Call it Fallout jr.
“I’ve been Making out with a pig with lipstick” perfect analogy 👌
12:39 How would it've turned out without a deadline?? Two words for you, buddy: Star. Citizen.
Star Citizen was made by one guy, one horribly narcissistic greedy guy
however, unlike star citizen this was made by big company, not one guy, less of a deadline would’ve most likely made the game feel less rushed and not as shit, then again your point stands, Star Citizen is a shitshow
@@kishicavali5950 "one horribly narcissistic greedy guy" sounds like every CEO ever
Good call whoever pointed out the lack of chase ai. Like, the way all the cars drive they're just on rails, and the moments where there are vehicle combat sections you're the one leaning out the window shooting, or the car you're following is going to a set location. It's probably a whoooole heap of engineering still to be done to make enemies properly chase after the player.
If only the ripper doc had an augmentation for that hairline.
Holy fuck dude
"Punk mans sky 76"
Thank you for actually putting in both perspectives cuz personally (haven’t played yet) I’m here for the story so I’m hopin by the time I get it there’s some bug fixes and such. If the stories good then imma like it thanks samuel
When Bizzle said "He didn't even stand up"
You boot up the game. Nothing loads right. Nothing works. Is this it?
Ashton Kutcher runs out from behind an apartment block with a katana.
Turns out it was actually _CyberPunk'd._
Bruh
Shush, Belkan.
But he has a robotic cleaver for an arm and now calls himself Ashton Butcher
@@destraw6221 Ladies and gentlemen, this is THE post.
JV Asie Austrálie je
0:53 my dad did the same trick when I was a baby, still waiting for the patch to make him visible again.
Aurther:all them damm years.
That flying cars bit was hilarious
The greater the hype, the harder the fall. When are people going to learn...
Except for some free indie games.
No Mans Sky pulled through and look at that shit show of a launch. Never know a year or 2 down the line
Kingdom Come Deliverance delivered what it promised
@@timh.7169 Kingdom Come was lazy with NPCs. The moment I started seeing repeat NPC faces standing right next to each other completely ruined the game for me. I was pretty immersed and was having a lot of fun until then. I agree, they delivered, but the lazy faces broke the game for me.
It's not that we the consumer overhyped the game. There are mechanics and systems not in the game that the developers talked about that were in trailers. They were cut from the launch copy and will likely be introduced over the next two years as CDPR do a no man's sky
This is the most accurate "review" I've ever seen. I love the game, but hot damn dude. That last part close to the end about deadlines, that is exactly how I feel about this. Feel bad for the devs but holy shit dude..
i mean it was purely the executives pushing it out for the pre-christmas release to appease shareholders and come out hopefully unscathed, just as seneral gam said if this had a year longer on the afterburner it would be far better than it is now just with the small tweaks they would've been able to make
Yeah idk what people expected. Everyone looses their mind over delays but it's obviously happening for a good reason. Then you get a product like this. I'll buy it next year when it's finished.
7 years in development and you think 6-12 months is going to make a difference? The game is broken at the foundation, there is no patching that. There are dozens of insider reports that say management have no idea what they are doing and just fluke success, it's starting to look accurate.
@@Jaymiecain1 I personally haven't run into any game-breaking bugs during my multiple playthroughs or issues i couldn't solve with just a simple reloading save for the only story stopping bug i did run into but i think things such as the bizzarre police ai which i didn't even run into because i never bothered fighting the police spawning or models being weird or any of the other immersion breaking and even some of the game halting bugs could be fixed within 12-6 months easily if not 5-3 honestly i think the fact that they decided it would be a good 2020 release at what it's at now was not a good idea but for what its at now it's still very enjoyable
@@mangoose3569 they had 8 years and still have worse ai than 10yo games. Its a fucking scam of a game lmao.
keanu is literally just Ted theodore logan in everything he does.
If you like The Office, there is a quest where you pickup a guy from Japan, was worlds #1 heart surgeon
Yeah it was really suspicious how the game company never mentioned police mechanic in prior to release.
This is actually one of the most useful videos I’ve seen on the game so far.
I like these chiller talk videos alot
This game is a fever dream, im convinced at any moment Keanu Reeves is gonna pull me out of the matrix
i like to listen to sam ramble while vacuuming the floors to keep my mind blank
This deserves to be the top comment
10:56 He fully committed to that opinion, like a true discord mod.
I can't tell which is worse, Cyberpunk's launch, or Sam browsing reddit in an H3 T-shirt.
@ 4:01 i've found a few easter eggs, hidden quests from shards, and legendary mods/ weapons on some roof tops. I also love the open world part of it. I'm just a little past meeting Johnny Silverhand in the main quest line. I'm lvl 25, and street cred is lvl 47. Almost 70hrs into world exploration. There are good little nuggets and gems hidden around. The problem is the maps content is so spread out if you don't look in the right spots and you miss anything hidden we're talking possible hours before you find another treasure. They are so sparced out and scattered it appears there is nothing, and depending on irl rng of where you look and go it only adds to the scarcity. Like in the factory zone there's about 12 giant silos you can scale up, takes forever btw. Only 1 has a secret on it, but now you're wasting time in that area, you need to go far away. I've never found multiple secrets one after the other near each other. In town or in the desert. I've also found lots of death on silos and other slopped rooftops. The way those accelerate bugs happen i think the game recognizes you falling from the height you are at and you insta die when parkouring in areas you prob. shouldn't be, but fuck it i got double jump for a reason. ;)
Yeah but you can punch a cripple back into walking so that's pretty cool
You ain't getting no mo cookies from CDPR Sam. Every action has a reaction.
Ive been waiting for this vid
I noticed new bug that scared me, pink block sliding down the alley with text on it "Missing Mesh".
"all the depth of a james paterson novel"
damn did not expect that
As someone who was just reading the book Hawk I didn't know if I should be happy or sad.
I've read quite a few of his Private series. I like them :/
I was totally fine with this game coming out in like 2 more years
Marry Christmas general sam! I wish you prosperity and a good life. Jeep up the good videos... 👌
”Its not a bug its a feature”
I don’t care if they can just “patch it out” I’m tired of these game company’s half finishing games and dumping in on us saying it’s 100% perfect when instead it plays like it’s an alpha release. When a game comes out I wanna play it day one and things work out the way they should like they used to. AAA games aren’t even worth playing anymore i can’t remember the last time I got excited for a game release.
@Sightless_Seeker I ‘member, oh oh yeah.
If all the crybaby consumers weren't bitching to release it early it would've been great
Well tbf, the game is unacceptable, but CDRProjekt didn't pull a Bethesda on us. They never said it was perfect. They didn't even say it was finished. They tried to delay the release as much as they could. But the players found that just outrageous, they wanted to play the game now, and the publishers and the big wallet guys freaked out at the idea of losing too many potential buyers over delays. So they decided to release the game in its current state, so they can maximise the immediate profit from people rushing it.
And it happens. Every. God. Damn. Time.
@@sdivine13 As if a few whiners where responsible for this.
@@sdivine13 keep blaming the customers very cool
I've found a lot of legendary gear off of dead bodies roaming the worlds largely empty desolate areas, if you ever drive and see those AV's flying away like a bat out of hell go to where they left and you got a pretty good chance of finding legendary gear or blueprints.
Is there like other scavs you gotta fight off or something?
@@JimJamTheAdmin Depends, sometimes theres just legendary gear hidden in spots with no one around, like a legendary monowire in kabuki town hidden away in a storage garage, can just grab it and keep it.
Yeah either Sam must be shit at exploring or he's just really unlucky cause I've managed to find a ton of shit by just driving around and exploring
@@TurtleGamers1 well he said he mainly did a lot of vertical exploring, roofs, etc. I too did a lot of exploring but on the ground level, didn't see anything cool on rooftops, unless it's 1-story building.
@@crystalcastleyoshi Ah true man
I've been roll playing as Mr Watch_doggos: hacking as primary weapon, electric baton as backup, pick all the most boring dialogue options.
My coolest experience in cyberpunk so far is what I accidentally fell off a bridge into the water and I noticed that there was a car under the water with a body hanging out of it and I went up to the body and looted it and it had a mission on it