The Female Gooning Epidemic
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- Female Gooning Epidemic Transcript: Female Gooning Epidemic
Ok so today we are going to be talking about the female gooning epidemic and for those of you who aren’t aware of what gooning is let me quickly give you a rundown on what it entails. To put it bluntly gooning is the act of delaying the nut for as long as possible for the purpose of pleasure, its pretty vulgar to be honest but some people jokingly claim they can goon for hours at a time which just seems like the antithesis to good time keeping but what can you do eh. Now you might think that gooning is exclusively for the male gender but no I have a true story about female gooners that changed my whole perspective on what it means to be a gooner. Im about to bless you with some stoic stick lore and this will be in the test so make sure you have a pen and paper ready. It was last year in February near the release of the Puss in boots the last wish movie, my girlfriend at the time asked me if I wanted to go see it and I said yes because I saw some good reviews about it on twitter anyway fast forward to the cinema and she says she will buy the tickets and ill buy the snacks then when we get to the staff that checks our tickets they ask me for my ID which I was confused about so I asked them why would I need to have id it’s a 12 and the staffer just looked at me and then at my girlfriend I turn to her and she has the biggest ear to ear grin ive ever seen, look at the ticket in her hands and its not for puss in boots the last wish it was actually for magic mikes last dance, honestly I cant even blame her I fell for the old switcheroo and she played It masterfully, so I started laughing and gave the staff my ID and we walked into the screening room. The whole time I was thinking wow I cant believe ive been betrayed like this but in all honesty I wasn’t too bothered I just kept remembering that filthy frank quote “Ive watched magic mike 6 times and never popped a boner” so really I was just expecting to laugh at the ridiculousness of the film whilst there. So we sit down and while the seats are starting to fill up its 99% women and one dude plus me in the back with my girlfriend and her friend yea she was there too. It was a 7pm screening so im guessing some businesswomen were there too as some were in business casual clothing. So the movie starts to play and throughout the film I keep hearing this weird shuffling noise like the sound of clothes rubbing against eachother anyway I look to the left and i you not every single woman in the row was sitting cross legged and almost in turn they would just shuffle in their own seats, now maybe this is cos im a man but shuffling in your seat with your legs cross is such an unnatural movement so it was weird and I noticed that it was weird. Then I realised that whenever mike was on screen doing his thing there was more shuffling than usual. I even turned around and looked at the people behind all women all legs crossed all shuffling and then I realised what was going on, and then I started laughing. These women were gooning in a movie theatre about a male stripper just in public like no one would notice, maybe they thought that it was a safe space because realistically I wasn’t meant to be there but maybe fate decided that I needed to be graced with the knowledge that women love to goon, the thing is it was like a 2 hour movie and idk what they were planning to do about it, they were just cooking a whole pot of gumbo for no reason? Idk maybe they are just such hardcore gooners that they did it for the love of the game.
When I first realised that they were gooning I lean in to girlfiriend and whisper my revelation and she has that same ear to ear grin as if she already knew that these women were gooning, she tells me to playfully shush and that I should just focus on the movie but how could I when I was non consensually forced to be in a goon sesh. This continues for the rest of the movie as Im forced to just sit there and endure whilst trying not to laugh out loud. the movie ends and the lights turn on and I remember just looking around and all the women there looked like everyday normal women not some weird goon addicted freaks. And ever since that day I was wise to the female gooning epidemic. Now that was a year ago and its only gotten worse, since then I have heard about the underground goon trade that is booktok, booktok is a pretty large community within tiktok that revolves around talking about reading and recommending books to eachother, its mostly women who are involved with booktok and this doesn’t sound that bad you might say, well it’s the content of the books that they read that makes it a lil weird. Its 95% smut and softcore corn if we are being honest and because its tiktok they circumnavigate the content filters on tiktok by referring to a books spiciness level as to the level of its
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"I was non consensually forced to be in a goon sesh" in an insanely hard quote
Am i tweaking or lowkey this is similar to "life is a masquerade party and I've attended with my own face"
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Real
bro that shot had me rolling
I miss the old days when gooning was about wearing a domino mask and a colorful jumpsuit and guarding the Boss's new laser.
….Okay so you do realize that’s literally a fetish, right?
@@Darth_Batemani don't understand what either you or the original comment are talking about... can you explain both?
@@pl0xy The original was talking about goons as in henchmen for mob bosses or smth. Kinda like low tier criminals that batman would fight to get to the big boss
We had to change the term to henching because of the bastardization of goon.
@@DavFN123 i think i was drunk, my bad bro, but how is it a fetish lololo
My dude lost the chance to watch Puss in Boots on theater, I'd be so pissed off.
Truth
I honestly was assuming that was how he was going to react so I was surprised he didn’t
As an 800mm Railway Gun, I have no idea what gooning is, I dunno how I even GOT here.
Feindliche Partisanen haben sich im Kino mobilisiert
Gebäude auf 16Uhr
AP
800 meter
Feuer!!!
glad to see my favorite railway gun on youtube
Real
And you will not know, as we have told you before, THAT INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED,😂
You know when Hans is given the target coordinates and told to be wait for further orders and he just slightly brushes his hand on the trigger in anticipation for the order to "fire"? Kinda like that!
What a terrible day to know English
tiktok probably replacing the english language someday, "gooning".
yupmy brain hurts my head hurts im dead
🤣
hablo espanol
this goes so hard
When you realize your mother-in-law is a hardcore gooner and not a bookworm :/
Bro... 😂
"Hardcore gooner!" 🤣
My smile faded as soon as I read this, rip brother
Atleast it wasn't your actual mother
A terrible fate...
this was my grandma, my grandpa divorced her cause she didn't stop even into her 60s
"It was 99% women and 1 gay dude..." Ah! This is a coming out story!
NAHHHH
He said "99% women and a gay dude plus me".
Huh
@@blackcitadel37sure
There's a dude 3 seats down
Back in my day we called this edging
The definitions slightly diverge. Edging can last for minutes to hours of teasing or delaying orgasm. Gooning is specifically an extended session. Gooning is also by definition autoerotic.
@@TheHadMatters yeah this guy got the definition wrong these girls were edging not gooning
Gooning has been here for years man lmao, Gooning means to edge so hard that you go stupid
Clearly fan fiction, there’s no way that this man has a girlgoonerfriend
True i wanted to see magic mike myself and needed a good cover story
@@StoicStick naur
@@StoicStick I can confirm that it was a cover (I was the gay dude)
I was under the impression it was a top-tier troll op executed by girlfriend stick. Maybe I misread the situation though, after all I have completely renounced any form of relationship in pursuit of high testosterone and making bank
@@StoicStick this video is the most garbage, incel sitting in mom's basement, type shit EVER.... u literally make content for the "fortnite fanum tax skibbity gyatt rizzler🤓" kids.....
what is my recommendation page
good lol
peak
obviously exactly what you‘d want to watch (you clicked)
Fr
Ikr
“Unconsentually forced into a goon sesh” is way too funny a sentence to just say dead pan fair play sir
Also you sound Welsh so if this was a Welsh cinema I’m not at all surprised
"This video isn't meant to shame people for readying spicy books."
It's to shame his girlfriend for tricking him into a female goon sesh
Female goon sesh sounds good, just not at a cost of such bamboozlement.
Your boy got cheated out of watching The Last Wish in a theater. His gf had committed the highest dishonor imaginable
Most underrated comment.
I'd say it's better that his gf goon to Magic Mike than to Death in Puss in boots.
Real
Cuckoldry at its most abstract
now the "ex-girlfriend"
“He who controls the spice controls the gooners” - Frank Herbert
Shut the hell up now go away stop ruining my favorite book
underrated comment
Frank is a certified gooner
Frank 100% got freaky with the last 3rd of the books
Not one drop of water, but deep in the crevices and caves of Arrakis, an oasis of goon. Goon is life. Goon is sacred.
this script is something you should probably be reading to your therapist instead of us
HONESTLY
Every day i'm shuffling
Bro went from tier list videos to trauma dumping lol
Bro visited his friend.
keeps it fresh, never stale
@@pavel2017imagine
But still keeping a stoic attitude
*Reminder:* These so called "books" are similar to the degenerate "books" burned by the Germans in the 1930’s. And the "books" are authored with the intention of indoctrinating western women, much like the influence exerted by Hollywood. The objective is to promote whoredom and normalized it, completely erasing what’s left of trad women in the West. This aligns with the grand plan known as the "Kalergi Plan" that aims to destroy the Nuclear Family and replace westerners with migrants. And only bluepilled normies and NPCs would dismiss this hidden fact.
_"Just like in the simulations"_ - The Rothschilds
No way bro actually got Taxidriver'd by his GF 💀
lil' nibba really got brought to a softcore ("""not""") porn showing lmaoooooo
What’s a taxi driver? And what’s taxidriving?
@@user-yh1nm1vy3iin the 1976 movie taxi driver, mc takes his date to a p*rno theater and she leaves
@user-yh1nm1vy3i baiting somebody to watch a pron movie with you in a cinema
@@user-yh1nm1vy3i to taxi drive is to
God, my mother has a whole shelf of smut books with Alpha wolves and shit on the cover. She's nearly 50 years old. I dare not explore the horrors behind those poorly-designed title covers.
hot
@@The_Art_Style So hot. It's amusing when young people think humans age out of being sexual creatures by design.
your mum's single yea?
yeah same... idk i have no words
where ya mom at
You were talking about semen retention like it was the sponsor of the video
"Semen retention" = viewer retention
We're all highly developed semen bits.
@@charmyzard
Too developed...
Worked as a page in a library for 8 years. The "romance" section should just be labeled
"biker/marine/vampire/werewolf hot guys" section.
A page? You pretended to be books for a living? Are all books really just people hiding in the bindings?
@@newdivide9882 we are all just flesh bindings for eldritch tomes.
@newdivide9882 Nay, my fine fellow. This friend is but a page to a knight!
Another page to the marines chapter...
@@thomasnguyen5197
They’re also the most checked out. Also don’t forget the farmer/cowboy
no way Socrates was stuck with the goons 😭
Alexander the Great had a goon squad, of both kinds.
@@lilahdog568 He definitely had stroke buddies
Is it just me or his pfp a white screen.
Isn't that's Marcus Aurelius
@@lilahdog568 that's what i love about antiquity. it would be my twink paradise....
I work in an urgent care. The Nurse Practitioner that I work under has just been casually reading books like these and talking all about them while at work in between patients. I've just been that lone male off on the other side of the room twiddling my thumbs as I try to forget what I just heard.
This reminds me of that family guy bit where Lois goes to a theater playing Magic Mike and can’t find a dry seat.
B
*_"mein kampf... spicy chapters"_*
you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
I burst out laughing when I saw that
There's hope yet--I tried it and nothing like that was suggested
Very hot.. almost like an oven
Hitler has been real quiet since whole Frauliens started gooning.
I need to step in a shower after seeing that
So it turns out my college was openly advertising booktok to encourage people to read without realizing that the main purpose of it was gooning ☠
I bet the (female) college dept/org knew exactly what they were doing.
@@NFS0038 all of the librarians are female except one and he's old and not very aware of what young women are into so it could be a possibility
booktok mfs scare me. their goon level scales with the inches of the snakes in their books, and I've heard that can go up to 51... not evem kidding
Well, that will definitely encourage reading
Booktok used to be just girls sharing their favourite books before…. yk…
lowkey women be getting away with some wild shit
then they pretend they don’t do that shxt
we cant even sit how we want
As a girl, the typa shi they say in certain tik tok comment section is WILDDD, trust
@@Bambi-nv2ze Ur taking it too far. Why else would someone g.y and a comradery of women be at a specific movie?
@@Bambi-nv2ze”wahhhhh we cant masturbate in public anymore wahhhhh”
That sounds like a legitimate reason for break up / divorce.
I swear bro I saw some girl reading this in class the book looked shit and I just realized what that book was, I now have the thousand book stare
Thousand page stare
My sister reads atleast two of those
thousand island stare
And then they're gonna judge me for listening to "girlfriend comforts you asmr"🙄
@@Iranoutofideasforachannelname yeah man don’t worry about that at least you don’t read book tok “spicy” books
Bro has the most green text story ever
I mean Theres a reason why he did made a vídeo on soyjaks.
Why tf does the “i” in “video” look like í
@raynfall77_69 It is an accented "i." The commenter could have just misclicked.
@@saucybaka1585 what keyboard lets you misclick an accented i
@@raynfall77_69 In Spanish we do write "vídeo", which is pronounced differently from "video" (some countries actually pronounce it that way). It must have been the autocorrect
So me and my gf kinda broke up over book tok. She would constantly compare me to the men in those books and im like, im not those men and its not that i can never have those traits, but those men arent a goal to reach. Its basically pornography, hut people think it isnt cause its written
Hope you're doing much better now 🙏
I’ve had firsthand knowledge of this for a while now. Looking at my mom’s audible history is truly a man made horror beyond mortal comprehension
You gotta live with that knowledge forever bro, that has to be a war crime
Yoai fangirls were the original female gooners
Your grandmother probably gooned to elvis presley
True
*yaoi
REAL female proto-gooners started with the first transcriptions of Epicurus' letter to Menoeceus.
You fool, gooning has existed for eons, ever since plays existed.
The older i get and the more girls i talk to in relationships i realize women are just as weird as men sometimes and its up to a toss of a coin most times.
Oh yeah, for sure. Everyone's perception of women changes after the first time a GF moves in with you.
Exactly - then it becomes obvious that all those "Girls when X vs Boys when X" memes were made by dudes who've never been in a 5-mile radius of a woman before. (Edit: a bit like some other people in this thread, apparently...)
"The fairer sex" is an outright lie.
@@MineCrapSteve Those memes were so lame lol. "Girls boring and basic, not like us boys who are so quirky! 🤪"
@@CelestialDraconis uhhh uhhhhhh kind of like???? true though my scubbie?????
"main kampf spicyness level" never thought id hear that today
Main?
I find it funny they're paying for these books. When you could just go to Ao3 for good fanfics that a better written for free.
To clear up the misconception on what "gooning" is at the beginning, what you described was "edging". To goon is to edge for so long that you go dumb in the head and listen to what anyone tells you to do, acting like a goon/henchman from older media.
Thank you for coming to my EDGETalk
The Professional
Why do you know this bru
@@drowsyspook3455the internet is a cruel mistress
@@drowsyspook3455
www.google.com/search?q=what%20is%20gooning&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m
@@drowsyspook3455 Because it's been a S&M thing for over 100 years.
when women goon in public, it's fine. but the one time i try it for myself everybody is suddenly freaking out and calling police so now i'm in jail, pls help
womp womp
Bcos you aren't an attaractive dude 💀
Help? Don't worry... there are guys in jail to help you goon.
@@HeavyMedal True, I'm attractive and women wouldn't allow me to just sit alone and goon in peace :/
You chose the wrong movie bruh ahahah
A girl at my old highschool would read these books in class, and even let some of the guys read snipits with no fucking shame
That was some girl in hs, if it made you uncomfortable then you could say sum. Stop tryna be a victim!
What books?
@@kuro_bunnz6751 Ok Twerkeisha
@@coprilettodelnapoli5466 Nice try, gooner.
@@kuro_bunnz6751 the level of delusion and hypocrisy from you holy
My fiance has read this exact book...
Help me Lord
Internet pornography really nuked every zoomer's mental health from orbit.
Gooning was passed down through generations, gradually gaining more and more power, like it's All For One.
@@terrat0mereThe goonball gets bigger over time.
It was the only way to be sure.
Why are you acting like everyone is watching porn? 💀
@@DarkStallion101 Not everyone, but certainly the majority of zoomers either actively watch it or have been prematurely exposed to it
Is this really surprising? Didnt you live through the twilight and 50 shades era?
I just had flashbacks to my mom and sister enthustiastically talking about how handsome the male vampire was after reading all the twilight books and watching the movies 💀 I thought nothing of it at the time, now I am starting to feel sick.
@@Regarded69 Sorry son.
@@Regarded69 Sorry abt that...
@@Regarded69 moments like these make me grateful not to have a mother nor sister
I think just because of how mainstream they seem to have went, people forget JUST WHAT EXACTLY the books were ACTUALLY about😂 the insanity of Twilight and it's hellspawn of a baby, goddamn 50 shades of grey😂 but I don't know, considering how things have gone nowadays and they're going, kind of miss those Twilight and fifty shades of grey days now, because shit has been going effing WILD out here😂
This is certainly one of the channels on youtube
hey, he involuntarily got put in a goonsesh. thats rude.
i can't believe people actually spend their money on those books like girl just go on ao3 you'll get the exact type of content sometimes of higher quality even
Bro's girlfriend really said: "Domain Expansion, 2 hour gooning cave"
w rimuru pfp
@@pixeled0997 thanks
You win the award for most chronically online comment
Honestly though, sounds like she knew what to expect there. What was she thinking? What level of deviancy was she on lol
@@gt4941 theres like 5 layers to this comment, none of which existed 10 years ago.
There's one voice impressionist who's been fighting against the book tik tok women by reading their novels as various characters. Hearing Dr Doofenshmirtz read the dirty lines helps ruin the books.
Channel name?
i need to know
@@LordGarlicBread ruclips.net/user/shortse8qxNV5lqts
You're welcome.
You just reminded me of Regretful Reads. I miss him 🙏
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"GIVE ME A NAME! I. WANT. HIS. NAME!" - Captain Price
It's edgeing not gooning. Gets your facts straight.
Gooning is a form of edging
I had a math teacher in 9th grade, this was back in the 80s. She would use the overhead projector and lean onto the cart, right on one of the corners. The overhead projector had a bad bearing in the heat fan causing the cart to vibrate slightly. Women have been finding interesting ways to get off in public since the invention of the spin cycle on a washing machine.
Jesus christ thats so bad
“Non consensually forced to be in a goon-sesh.” 😂
Technically I think they committed a sex offense. Public masturabation isn't legal lol
"NEVER GOON ⚡️⚡️" - Bob the Minion
NEVER GOON 88
@@journeytorainbownights 14?
NEVER GVVN
@@meowkimty Never lose your smile
IS THAT THE GOON OF 87
Bro did not make the entire video mixing up edging and gooning
Literally
But what is the difference? Genuine question.
@@Gesundheit2000 Edging is just staying at the edge of climax as long as you can. You can also have rational though while edging while gooning is just getting lost in the sauce and letting yourself go. When you're gooning you keep yourself in that pre-nut state where you're super pent up but you could be either nowhere near climax or like right there.
Both are a waste of time ngl, it just makes your life harder because you've taught your body to last way too long.
WERE YOU EDGING OR WERE YOU GOONING?!?!??!
@@josephjoestar953never in my life would I think there would be porn addiction terminology
When I was 18 I got cornered in the alley outside my building by a group of women on a hen night. They asked me to do some weird shit, I don't even feel like typing. I almost did it out of sheer confusion. Refused in the end and they looked at me like I was the one with a problem.
thats imitadation into gang ra3p. i hope you seek therapy. i am sorry for your trauma.
This video could not only kill a victorian child, it could immediately cause the child to spontaneously combust at hearing the first word
Definitely not something to be proud of
Victorians were incredibly vulgar, and had porn lit so filthy it would get you cancelled today.
you're thinking about showing this video to kids?
Turn the Victorian child into a omnipotent being, a non merciful one
Are you sure about that? From what I heard the Victorians practically invented literary smut
Imagine walking into a Sydney Sweeney movie full of dudes and all the dudes are playing pocket pool. lmao
You made going to a Magic Mike showing sound like the better option. Thanks, I hate it
That an experience of yours?
@@strongestgamer2501 a man can dream
You could say that theater turned into the goonies
Omg haha I watched that movie
Dude is doing SR while he also has a girlfriend. No wonder the girlfriend has to go to Magic Mike.
thats EDGING this guy is NOT a true gooner
thats good
Fake gonnercel spoted!!!! Doploying the preggnant Man emojis 🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰 i dont have preggnant Man emojis😢😢😢
@@naolidecomisso4108🫃
Exactly bro
The number of orgasms is inconsequential in a goon sesh. You can have 0 or 50. Still a goon sesh.
Edging is getting close to orgasm, then pulling back repeatedly. Some people do this for several months.
Been gooning to this since before you even conceived the idea for this video
I'm 99.9% sure this didn't actually happen, but even the tiny remaining percentage keeps me up nights
Read some of of the things women write. It's creep as hell.
He doesn’t know…
@@eyesyt7571 like what? maledom? The same shit that men consume but even more degenerate?
@@eyesyt7571 well most creepy literature still comes from men.
@@MorbiusBlueBalls No, read any women's erotica. It's about 90% r*pe fantasy. Look at #1 Wall Street Journal best selling author Caroline Peckham for a slightly less egregious but more mainstream example. The most popular genre of fantasy among women is r*pe.
I used to work at a calling center and in a calling center, you will do just about anything to keep your mind from turning into mush... but we weren't allowed to have our phones out for information security reasons.
Everyone had a different solution to the boredom problem. Some guys would play solitare with a deck of cards. Some would do sudoku. Some would make lanyards. I learned some card tricks and learned to shuffle chips. The 2 very common ones for the women was doing their nails and reading which leads to the best advice I've ever gotten.
"Dude, you can tell which ones put out by looking up the books they're reading."
Of course, I put this theory to work, and I wasn't ready for how accurate it was.
These books that they would literally leave at their seats during lunch are actually highly sexually telling. It tells your sexuality AND the level of your kink to everybody who cares to look up the book. At the time, 50 shades was at its peak.
Anyway, that was the most sexually successful year I've ever had, but I could've done better if I had actually read some of these books. I recommend reading just one.
You have no idea how sexually amped up women are until you meet a nice girl, see her book, and then read it... and slowly realize the implications... that she's been reading this stuff after staff meetings, while talking to customers, while eating lunch, while chilling on the couch at their parents' house, at church, EVERYWHERE!
Women believe the nonsense statistic that men think about sex every 7 seconds... because they are thinking about sex at literally all times. Not the act necessarily, but seduction in general, temptation, romance, power, submission, love, etc...
That's the big thing with women. For men sex is the act with some love mixed in there. for women, sex is mostly NOT the act itself. The act is just the finale.
To illustrate that, I knew a couple lesbians in high school. They weren't lesbian then, but they turned lesbian in college, and we had a party back home, and these two came as a couple.
They were now dating I guess? Fooling around? I don't know... but they were holding hands and making out n sh!t.
Anyway, they had been "fooling around" for a few weeks, and the guys asked them questions that got more and more inappropriate, and we find out that one of them wasn't even sure if they had ever proper had sex. They had been naked, slept together, and neither one of them was going to say no to sex with the other... they just seem to focus more on the temptation, seduction, and possibly some kinky foreplay type stuff. That's where their focus was.
These things are more sexually gratifying to women than sex... so the fact that they do it any old place right in front of everyone is quite jarring from a male perspective where we kind of have to keep our sexualities in the closet most of the day. Even locker room talk never gives us sexual feelings... but women have these sexual feelings all the time in their own imaginations.
Warped as Hell if you ask me. It took me a long time to really come to terms that women are far more horny than men... it's just that fukkin' is BARELY part of their sexual process.
What I find more weird is just how tropey they are. Like I had to the conclusion that there is really only 1 type of male love interest, with the only variety between works is how rich and how creepy they are.
@@janisir4529
I've noticed 2 tropes
1. Rich competent, respected, etc...
2. Independent rugged
I just wish we could go back to a time where a gooner was someone very loyal to their Mafioso boss
People in 1965: "There's totally gonna be flying cars and off world colonies by 2024."
2024:
Yet again humanity's base instincts impede progress.
Underrated
Unfortunately for them the hart cellar act was recently signed
Overused
it's funny because the people in 1965 caused this.
"Hades please!" That's going to make me snicker every time I think of it.
The worst part about this is that this is being advertised to children & teenagers. The amount of times I saw 13-15 year olds reading stuff like that is crazy.
A 12th century Peasant would get an aneurism from this video
a 12th century peasent would probably have 4 kids at that age
@hertzwave8001 and 3 STD's lol. Love it when people think modern people are more sexualized than ancient folks. If anything we're less sex-crazed than previous generations.
propably wouldbe edging to this
12th century peasants liked to wear badges of stylized genitalia pinned to their hats.
While the prevalence today may (or may not) be higher, it is absolutely not anything new. The Greeks regarded women as a bunch of horny degenerates, especially the Athenians.
12th century peasant's brain would not be able to comprehend a concept of a video let alone "female gooning epidemic".
There are girls within my high school reading this shit PUBLICLY
Stop reading Start edging already smfh
so?
the future of onlyfans.
@@thespiritofhoxhawell4413 He's not the one reading
@@miiirky1904 🤓
Bro discovered that women are humans as well
Very sneaky and nasty ones...
@@transforgoku haven't had the pleasure to meet such. So far all of them were just as deranged as me
I’m a man I’ve never masterbated in a movie theatre
as a girl who got through all the weird fazes this shit is funny asf 😭
One thing I don’t understand is how they didn’t all outgrow this stuff. Then again I’m not a woman so who knows
@@giygas9305 it’s true so many women don’t out grew those fazes i mean there are men who still like childish things too it just depends on the person honestly 😭
@@jasminewarner3 just out of curiosity, are you misspelling "phases" on purpose because it's some slang thing or did you not realize its actual spelling till now?
Not mein Kampf spice level
Spice level prison camp
Spice level: Oven
Honestly gotta respect the craft. They've been gooning under our noses for YEARS and we never had a clue.
It all makes sense tbh. All the weird Novels my Sister reads in her room at night. Yuck
We? No, you. Anyone who has been around the internet knows women have been reading and consuming literotica for decades. Like, even the damn nuns read the book of Solomon back in the stone age; this old guy with 1000 wives wrote Queen Bathsheba naughty letters before the New Testament even was conceived.
Do you think it's a coincidence that women are stereotyped as librarians, or did that fly over your head too?
@@rudhra5957its so over now we found out what those books were
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Never thought of it that way, but yeah. Pretty damned impressive.
You're not usually around women often, are you?
I was taking a short trip on the tram and I was sat by woman in her 40s-50s reading a kindle, shifting around abit, I took a peak at what she was reading... absolute filth!
Good for her.
And what is wrong with that? Do you think women lose their sex drives at that age or something? If it bothers you then ignore it. They're just words on paper (err, Kindle). Chill.
@@youtubeshortsareawfulforth2071could YOU NOT MAKE THE EXACT SAME ARGUMENT ABOUT A 70 YEAR OLD MAN WATCHING HENTAI WITH HEADPHONES ON? Yes yes you could. And the mental image of that is highly amusing to me.
@wimblewomble Trashy romance novels are not the same as hentai lol. What are you even talking about?
A romance novel is just that-*words.* It's completely unnoticeable a mile way. But *hentai* is completely visual, which can be noticed even far away. They're not the same.
Also, lol, for implying that trashy romance novels are somehow JusT AS bAD as hentai. The former are often just sugar-coated escapist stories about Doctors/Werewolves/Cowboys with a dash of smut now and then... while hentai often features rape, incest, and pedo- I'm sorry, *lolis.*
But sure. Those two are cooooompleeeeetelyyyyyy the saaaammmme.
@@youtubeshortsareawfulforth2071 ah yes. You’re using the best case scenario and comparing it to the worst case scenario. Totally not ignoring the 100s if not 1000s if not 100s of 1000s of vanilla and soft core stuff. Right we just gotta jump to the extreme ends, and as if to pretend that those things don’t also exist in book from is laughable. For crying out loud the term loli originated from the *BOOK* lolita.
Your argument is invalid because you not only jumped to one mediums morally reprehensible extremes but you also refuse to acknowledge the same tropes in those books.
And again, in this scenario as you yourself said “just look away it’s only words (images in this case) on a screen” now the argument could be made that images and movement are harder to ignore due to evolutionary biases in how we perceive and receive information which is a fair point. There is no denying that.
And lest we forget about ecchi anime, stuff so soft core it’s very much comparable with these books you are discussing, normal plots with spice “sprinkled” in.
idk why people think this is a joke bc females gooning on booktok is so real
Booktok is just the new meta for it. Its been happening for decades
I MISREAD AS GROOMING
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CRITIQUE ON FEMALE BEAUTY!
PLEASE RUclips DONT RUIN MY RECOMENDATION PAGE
By commenting you tell youtube that you are engaging with this content lol
It’s too late, you must now watch male-female discourse content instead of leftist thought beauty channels.
me to bro
Go to your play history and remove it.
@@StoicStick PLLEEEASE I DONT WANT TO BE RECOMMENDED THIS SO I WILL COMMENT ON IT AND GIVE IT A LIKE AND MAYBE SUBSCRIBE
After the cinema stunt, I can understand why you mentioned her as your "then girlfriend" and not just as your "girlfriend"
i'll never forget the day I went to this party with my best friend, we got there way too early, and there were only girls there. So we are just hanging out, and all the girls get to suddenly watching clips of Tom Hiddleston on the big screen. They all start gawking and even some were moaning at how attractive he was. Girls are absolutely as down bad as guys
Fr I'm tired of men thinking we aren't as s3xual
@@Lovergirl2466 that is in part the fault of women tbf
@@Lovergirl2466 You aren't.
@@alaron5698 we are, as this video has proved
@@Lovergirl2466 Anecdotal evidence proves nothing. Men are, on average, more s3xual than women. It just is what it is. Are there very active women and very inactive men? Yes. But on average, men are more active in that department than women are.
9:46 minutes of goon content
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To all the gooner women out there: Stop gooning and find a boyfriend (me)
Real
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Oh no YOU DO NOT want a gooner girlfirend Trust me.
I think I do
Was literally just thinking this lol
Zoomers discover edging. More at 11.
Reading smut in public has been a normal thing for girls for over 10 years my dude. In high school all the girls I knew closely would read that sort of shit on their phones all the time. They were always talking with each other about the latest fanfic for whatever they were into. Of course many guys will also look at porn on their phone in public, it's just much harder to hide so it's less common.
I remember in highschool the girl who sat in front of me was reading a kindle. Kindles were kinda new at the time and I wanted to see how it worked so I took a peek. I caught a glimpse at what she was reading and it was goonier than anything my teenage self had ever seen on the internet and I couldn’t believe it. Now I know why she was giggling the whole time reading that thing
yet, no title? you don't even tell us where to find this for research purposes?
@@seabreeze4559 This was like 11 years ago, bruv. I wish I could tell you lol
@@seabreeze4559 considiring its writtin for women and considiring women are cringe, its best if he doesnt tell us.
@@neogivxapwntcpaa Are you a teenage boy?
@@AwesomeYena what
Edging to this right now!
Edging to your sentence right now
Edging to your reply right now
Edging to your pfp right now
@@magnus1249AYO MY MAN
Edging to your username right now!
DEAR GOD, NO IT CAN'T BE
My gf made it seem like she doesn't goon for a long time until I finally got her to admit she goons 3 times a day. Women just hide their gooning, that's the only difference.
This is what happened when Tumblr’s horniness escaped containment
Goonobyl
@@blackcitadel37 Goon Nacht der Untoten
The Gooncular Bomb was dropped on the internet
this is all Apple's fault
I thought group goon sessions at cinemas were common knowledge after some women were found with cucumbers when 50 shades was screening.
The matpat tweet!
The what?@naolidecomisso4108
Damn tell me the recent ones
what 😭
Wasn't that just an elaborate prank and not real?
As a woman, I saw Colleen Hoover’s name in the thumbnail and immediately knew wtf was goin down unfortunately
when i was in high school i had acquaintances openly reading stuff like this and i found it strange. i even had a friend who sent me gross nsfw fanart of a character i love and i was pissed she thought i'd want to see that in the first place. frankly i'm not really for any kind of gooning but at least do it in private. and i'm so sorry your ex did that to you, i'd be mortified.
yeah, people can be so fucking disgusting 💀
This dudes girlfriend is pure evil for that. Bro dated Griffith thinking he was a girl
I'd be pissed if I was him
sacrificing the band of the hawk to the godhand is now the second worst thing Griffith has done
Would you be a guy in a female goon sesh for 230k views on your channel
Bruh I would have made a scene and stormed off with her in that situation WTF
GRIFFFIIIITTTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not even the CIA could force this information out of my mind
off to cuba you go!
I disagree, the CIA definitely could force this information out of you
@@absolutegarbage3654 i wish they would force something else uot of me
You confused edging for gooning. Gooning involves edging, but they are not the same.
This makes you sound very young.
I will not be sitting in your seat at the theaters..
This makes you sound like a gooner
Brother is that one dude on tiktok "DOES ANYONE READ A BOOK THAT ISN'T PORN??"
Tiktokers dont. I do, most recent novel I read was Andriksōns by Rūdolf Blauman.
Read the Stormlight Archive. It'll change your life. Best high fantasy series out right now. It's perfect
@@samwise7456 Become a fan of Hyperdimension Neptunia instead.
Huh my lab partner at uni was telling me the same thing. Guess I gotta check it out@@samwise7456
The idea of Semen Retention was always silly to me, until one day, I just decided that gooning wasn't fun anymore and was counterproductive.
Stopping made me realize that our world is full of people who are obsessed with lust, from both men and women.
Our communities are filled with people who seemingly are obsessed with sex, and I can't help but look at myself, no friends, no gf, no social interaction, and just realize...
I just, don't, care. Not anymore atleast, why should I? I think more about love now than I do about lust, but love being unobtainable makes me just not care.
I guess it just took me a long time to realize that lust is just a temporary addictive fix for the lack of love in one's life. A lack of love for others and for the self.
"love being unobtainable makes me just not care": do you not care about love either? I've been feeling decreased lust lately too. But on the contrary, I'm more keenly feeling less loved than I would have wanted. How do you deal with it?
And also yeah, the rest of it is truth. We need some more propriety back in our society these days.
Being obsessed with sex makes you REALLY bad at getting it if you don’t have experience getting it.
Which means gooning is your only option.
Semen retention is just another extreme.
What you should do is de sexualize your brain so talking to women isn’t difficult .
Love isn’t obtainable because you’re not trying.
IM EDGING TO THIS🥵😩
@@yeedbottomtext7563 Try how? Do what?
gooning isn't edging
why are people calling it "gooning" suddenly when it already had a name... "edging"
the new generation always thinks they invented concepts as old as time and give it new names. take the zoomer term "hyperfixation". they fucking think they invented focusing on something.
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Apparently there's a slight difference, edging is when you hold it close-ish to climax (with an element of org denial) while gooning is just shaking/rubbing it for hours without coming close to finishing. Like, the former is more of an deliberate and strategic act, the latter more general and casual behaviour.
@@jebediahkerman8245 Why are you upset that they use already existing words? Like what's wrong with using "hyperfixation"? I don't get it. It's not a zoomer term it's just a term.
@@UdumbaraMusic Wrong. On Google Trends it was at zero until 2017. On Wiktionary it didn't appear until 2022. Oxford English Dictionary doesn't even have it as a word.
@@jebediahkerman8245 That's because a lot of medical related terms don't make it into a standard dictionary for various reasons, but what has that got to do with Zoomers? You think teenagers were writing medical articles and studies surrounding ADHD in 2017? It's basically just another word for "hyperfocus" which doesn't appear in standard dictionaries either, yet has been kicking around since at least the early 2000's iirc.
I remember like last year I picked up this book “pillars of the earth” at my school library. The description made it sound so interesting so I picked it. The librarian was so happy when she saw me pick that book and she started talking about how it has a series and it’s so good or whatever. IT WAS SO SMUTTY😨 I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT A CHURCH BEING BUILT???? WHY DID IT HAVE LIKE A SCENE EVERY CHAPTER
That librarian is such a gooner
Gooner more like groomer. "Here kid, I wholeheartedly recommend checking out this shameless pomo book"
Gonna write down the name for....research
Are this really real?
I bought someone pillars of the earth without having read it and I bought it for myself years later… and I still didn’t read it because I have futur to build.
All that to say that to this day I believed it was a Da Vinci code like book mixed with some Attack on Titans type of shit
@@RichardWilliamDamien Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett (which is the one I presume you're talking about) is indeed a historical novel about the building of a cathedral, and it's definitely not smut, but I do recall it having more than a few sex scenes (as well as a horrific depiction of rape). Certainly not everyone's cup tea; it's a brutally honest depiction of the time period, but quite frankly none of the topics/descriptions get worse than what you might expect from other realistic fiction like Game of Thrones.
All i got from this is that people are masturbating way too much. The obsession with sexual gratification is troubling. A video I skimmed through with Dr K touching on porn addiction mentioned that it's an emotional coping mechanism thus to avoid negative feelings one pursues hedonism (gratification & pleasure of all kind). So yeah potentially levels to this, troubled people masturbating in public to get a thrill just to feel different or just society accepting depravity
Thank you for killing my libido forever by reading out that paragraph 🙏
every day i'm shufflin shufflin
Best comment right here, folks!
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