AI Boomer Hunting
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- A video about the novel technique of AI Boomer Hunting
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Ai Boomer Hunting Transcript:
Hey shhhh, hes close I can smell him, in fact turn off the background music, I think we need to head a little deeper to find them. Ah a facebook post about young people being lazy posted only minutes ago this is very promising. Wait whats that rustling in the distance, I didn’t want to have to use this but I fear I have no choice. Now this may have been banned by the Geneva convention for being too effective at capturing boomers but honestly I think we are past the point of no return. Pass me the Boomer attraction linguistic device, may god have mercy on your wretched soul. Throws radio into middle of forest. “I think housing prices may be somewhat inflated”. (make monkey noises as the boomer runs towards the radio) ahahahaha oldest trick in the book, now this is what the pioneers of the days of old used to do when they wanted to go out boomer hunting. Excuse me one minute “why a re you making monkey noises you are literally a human” “sorry I got carried away” “yea okay”. So now ive demonstrated what OG boomer hunting is, in todays video I will be describing the future of boomer hunting and that will be with the aid of AI. If you would kindly follow me to the right of the screen, and don’t worry about the boomer back there he will probably be fine…. No he won’t actually we don’t really do catch and release around here so ignore any screaming if you can. Anyway as I was saying this is what boomer hunting used to be, but nowadays its gotten way more advanced especially with the advent of AI, everyone is talking about AI tools and computing but no one is really talking about how the use of AI is revolutionising the scam and in more ways than one, Firstly all these AI voice apps are uncannily realistic especially the newer ones, making it real easy to hide if you have any accents or have a weird non English dialect, this will probably be revolutionary for call centre scams in the future just imagine someone calls you with perfect English telling you that you unfortunately missed your amazon package and you need to reset the delivery date but first they need to get a few details like your name and age etc, now that might sound just like mundane information but really that’s how social engineering begins. Now that AI is advancing this technique to scam boomers will easily become hundreds of times more effective because in 2024 most old people are hip to call centre scams especially from those with foreign sounding accents but if they hear someone with perfect cadence and no accent they are very much more likely to get scammed, it is quite literally this meme here but AI advancements are like a time bomb that’s about to blow the dam up. The second new tool in the arsenal of AI boomer hunting is generative AI images and potentially videos in the future. If you ever decide to scroll facebook as someone under the age of 60 firstly why? Secondly you will probably see a lot of these types of images where its just engagement baiting with a click like or follow to support insert group that garners sympathy be it children veterans or even Smeagol for some reason. Some of these are unironically hilarious, like why is there an all star cast at smeagols bedside why is he asking for likes with roasted chicken infront of him ,not to mention the flying animals in the background. Now if you read the caption it says beautiful cabin crew which makes no sense and is dumb but it caught on and now a lot of them use that caption and also scarlett johanson for some reason. I think this one of guy fieris lost son is a clone of the Smeagol one also very weird, I also have a few more that im just going to quickly showcase, they also really like to use Christian symbolism and imagery because they know that their target audience is older conservative Christians. They are starting to get really weird because the Gen AI has recently started to cannabilise itself in its datasets so you get weird things like this where it’s a spin on the old engagement bait by having the engagements swapped, also this one for some reason you are the one doing the carrying? And also whatever this weird fish thing is, Its kinda disrespectful in my opinion as its these content farms from south asia from people who are mostly non Christian using Christian imagery to extract as much money in ad revenue as they can with whatever techniques they can. I have a lot of respect for Christians and I think perverting their religion for a few pennies in ad revenue is cringe. There is hope though as in a few posts the boomers have actually started fighting back against this AI cringe. In one post you can see a few boomers reply with these images which are ironically made using AI but you know… I particularly like this one because its weirdly flush and high quality.
Boomers will make fun of you for not owning a house at the age of 23, but will beg you to fix the WiFi by flipping a switch off and on again
yup
i can't believe that boomers are that lazy
@@guacamoleman3253No you don’t understand the joke is that they are stupid not lazy
@@pogobod2128 unfortunately it seems that you don't understand the second joke. I may be wrong, but i believe mr @guacamoleman3253 understood that it was meant to refer to the fact that boomers are stupid, but he could twist it into saying they are lazy, just as boomers claim that the younger generations are lazy when, in reality, that is not the case. Again, I may be wrong, but that's just how i interpreted it
@@BigRedDino3311 boomer-ception
the gooning epidemic video has scarred me for life
Hey man you left your ionic column in that jungle back there
It is where my instruments of torture are kept
thanks, i have 16 of them in my basement right now!
The golden number for boomer catfishing
I love that he used "30yo boomer" meme to symbolize boomers. It's not the age, it's the mentality.
Signed. 30+ yo boomer
PS
I hate my wife
i can take her off your hands
8:35
2020: "haha, AI destroying the entire internet sounds so unrealistic"
2024: "Google's new Cyberdeamon is totes skizzin my creds, choom"
Pretty nova of you to notice
Upgrades people, upgrades.
tho tbh google ai is off the rails lol
better chill before ai turns you into a cyberpsycho
NOT THE CHILD WHO SOMEHOW DREW AN ELEPHANT IN A JUNGLE PERFECTLY
favorite sam o neil clone
Cant wait for him to say the nword
Before using the B.A.L.D., you should have tried playing Billy Joel and other dad rock on vinyl. Attracts boomers like magnets.
Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin , and David Bowie
Dude you're so right about google being shit. I can't ever find the clips/sources I need for arguments
Yup, everyday since like 2008 or possibly even earlier it gets slightly worse, and this year it’s just terrible, literally even reddit’s search bar works better. This applies to RUclips too, nothing but hundreds of corporate media videos that aren’t even relevant to your search input.
Fun note. The Boomer Attraction Linguistics Device spells BALD
no way
Thats not how bald is spelt
@@brock6856 "B.A.L.D."
@@menofscoobistherepublic7660 mald kid that's not how you spell bald
@@brock6856 😱😱😱😱😱my trick failed.. i almost fooled them.... mwahahah 😈😈😈
0:54 yes housing prices news will definitely attract boomers 10/10 strategy
“He’ll probably be fine” “Actually no he won’t” 😭
-4 views in 6 years bro fell off
- 68 likes in 12 decades bro fell off
Bro wasn't even on 💀
How do you get negative views 😭
2e^iπ/2 views in ζ(3) millennia bro fell off
and you never rose
9:10 millennial hunting? What would that be like? Is it just saying stuff like “I found a house online at a reasonable price”?
32 seconds and getting recommend this is insane
This video alone makes you by far the most creative Sam O' Nella type youtuber. That rankong video was *hella* accurate
The two groups Stoic hates the most- Indians and Boomers.
(Before anyone says he’s also antisemitic, I’m Jewish and I die laughing when he makes Jew jokes.)
Its all love - I just like making jokes
i think hes just not a fan of israel
@@StoicStick yeah that's why you target ower stereotypes and made fun of ower god in your new video,not a hater but uncool man.
Good thing he doesnt have a zoomer method down yet, i can still afford to be dumb just a little longer
He already has control of all the zoomers, that's why he has no zoomer linguistic device.
@@Immured4 fair
Just show me skibidy gyat lvl 100 rizz what a sigma fanum taxed looks maxing mewing bro💀and I'm caught
422 views in 8 min. Climbed up
I am enjoying this era before you get hyper popular and can still enjoy your individual audience but am hoping for your success 👍👍👍
Stick becoming funnier every video
Im am infertile from. Hey Google. Hey Alexa. The
The
boomer spotted
@@through-faith-alone sigma*
We rly need those moomer and xoomer hunting tutorials
Your video was super immersive, I liked how you turned off the music. I really felt like I was there boomerhunting with you.
But I need to ask. Did you record yourself doing Boomer noises for the video? Bruh 😂
do people not realise the facebook replies are ai also
Do not redeem!
6:28 i was expecting TBD(Total Boomer Death)
so im not the only one
Using ai takes away the thrill of the hunt.
Thx for talking abt how the Christian ones are offensive, no one has been really talking about that
Stoic stick lore
8:53 AMONGUS?!?!?!
Those two words activate so many sleeper agents
"In fact, turn off the background music."
W-hu-WHAT!??! How did he KNOW?? And I JUST turned on death grips!
Boomer here laughing my a$$ off.
Glad you enjoyed 🫡
I love your vids
Stoic Lick please let my grandpa out of the attic
Why don’t posts like this ever blow up??? 🙏🙏🙏❤
i looooooove red-40, but how do i optimise my intake?
hey man some kid in Africa could have eaten that Zucc statue...
Video suggestion: minimalist maxing for the younger generations so we don’t wind up broke and homeless
as a southerner i love hearing a british person attempting to do a southern accent hahaha its so bad but so perfect at the same time
Our favourite british greek philosopher posted!! 😁😁
I think ai will be developed to detect malicious ai. Just like now, we have a problem with bot accounts, so we made algorithms to detect and ban bot accounts
You can't catch a boomer if they can't even use the keyboard to type something. My grandma wants me to write happy birthday to our relatives every year because she can't for some unknown reason.
She's just lazy if she's not past 80 or have any mental or physical disorders or smt she's just lazy
bro your video has the description of the one about the last 2 jews of afghanistan
Thanks fixed it
@@StoicStickbro has nothing except scammer jokes.
Can you make a free trialmaxxing guide next so that I can reduce the initial costs with the AI credits?
"Cringe" is the perfect word for scammers. Like, I don't care even if it makes you filthy rich, you'll never shake the cringe.
Phull support saaar
The ball birb 💀💀
We should petition the UN to ban India from the entire internet
7:30 That guy needs to be locked up! 🤣
4:52 Normalest creature in a Bosch painting
i need a link to that gollum cabin crew picture, it changed my life
You seem to have had a lot of fun working on this one
Many boomers I know and are in my family often say you should have a license to use the internet, ironic considering if that were true most of them would need a designated browsing assistant.
i always point out these ai tools for scams and no one cares. feels bad when people you know get scammed a week later
Do religion tier list
Only 271k views in 4 years? Bro fell off
but by the time this ai comes out all of the old heads will be dead
Iirc Hindu casteism is only so insane today because the British encouraged it to help them better control India. India produced 25% of all the wealth of the British empire from bengal province alone. What I’m trying to say is, what goes around comes around.
You must speak on the journey of the two US soldiers in north korea
Damn its like naruto and sasuke one with the light and the other with the darkness
(Charles robert Jenkins and james Joseph dresnok)
dude I can't agree with you more. my dad raves about investing in ai and doesn't even know what copilot is and how to use it.
Boomers who got lucky with the economy, when they get easily scammed: they honestly should have known better
5:05 Exactly.
You cannot use marcus aurelius as your face and respect christians
Holy shit he said Amongus!!!
remember me when u hit 1mil subs. keep it up man
3:50 that kids is NOT okay
You just need to give boomers candy, they'll calm down.
5:05 lmao yeah okay buddy
The intro made me laugh much harder than it should have xD
I read that as AL boomer and thought he was talking about Al gore💀💀💀💀
truly a visionary experience. This will be the world in two year
No views in 50 seconds. Fell off
bro this is getting old and overused can you please write an original comment?
No fuse, fell on my coq.
@@user-cs2mx4lt3q one like in 2 minutes. Commenter fell off
Your mum fell off! 😉
Perish
How ppl feel after making AI replace creative hobbies that humans actually enjoy doing instead of soul sucking labor: 🤓👍
and then suddenly having any sort of accent or any weird voice articulations actually would make you more trustworthy? 🤨
I wanna hear about the (Gen) X attraction Linguistic Device
I love your channel. What part of the UK are you from? Just curious.
You can tell from the accent
Northern england
@@StoicStick know it I’m guessing south of Yorkshire
@@MohRidha-ko9uv I can’t tell easily I’m American
@@MohRidha-ko9uv I can’t tell easily I’m American
Is this the first time you are not standing by the pillar?
Dude the contents elite
5:35 We must bring back death by mites, Perilaus style
Boomers inherited paradise, turned it into a desert and call it peace.
No views in 0.000001 seconds, bro fell of
It’s weird I work in a shop in a fairly decent sized area but 100% the “don’t go over there” side of the city and majority of the boomers I serve agree with me on the housing situation and how everything is fucked rn but the gen x’rs seem to be the ones on that haahahaha man the fudge up I worked my ass off in the company my father broke his back to start and I had a house before I was 23 because my parents took money from me every week and put it towards something because they’re smart and I’m arghhhggggg arggg I’m MAAAAANNNNNNN ARGGGGGAGGGAGAGAHAGAG
*edit* gen x grew up fed on late 60’s into mid 80’s media, forced fed personas and mind states that are coming to fruition unfortunately 🤯🤙
Can't you just automate user accounts with the same name, pictures and latest posts?
ai - Yeah, hi. I accidentally removed you as a friend. accept friend request. I wanna ask you something.
Bro you are the background music
''the housing prices may be somewhat inflated'' only works in the us, can you give an example thats also works in europe
8:52 among us 🤤
How do we know Stoic Stick isn't an AI?
Oh dont worry, its linear algebra and statistics.
Well this one's certainly gonna confuse the scholars of the future.
I was talking with my Grandma a few weeks ago, and at the time, I had never thought of this; then she told me, "Can you believe there are pictures of Biden wearing a little girl's dress on Facebook?" I was baffled until I realized she must of seen an AI image, I looked at her facebook and it was covered with AI images and videos and she was convinced they were all real, wild stuff.
New stoic video 😤
why do i get stoic stick so early, i managed to save the racial slurs video like 2 minutes after upload just in case
love the monkey noises
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHH OHOHHOHOH OHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"most all people"
Stopped watching here. You know it's "almost all".
Video on how not to be an urban guerrilla when
Imagine AI rebellion being stopped by gen A's brainrot stupifying AI.
When I get old I'll become a boomer ai hunter
WHAT FOOTBALL CLUB DO YOU SUPPORT???????!!!!!