The Boomer Solution
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- The Boomer Solution Transcript: Boomers, huh they are quite something aren’t they. As someone who has a degree in boomerology I can tell you that the boomer is often quite misunderstood and society as a whole misunderstands them, we let them run free and its causing a lot of problems but don’t worry my years in the field of boomerology and expertise in boomer human relations has led me to the wonderful realisation that it doesn’t have to be this way. There is something we can do about them and it is more humane than what we are currently doing now. But before that for the uninitiated why even bother what is so bad about boomers? Let me preface this by saying if you are a boomer watching this you are one of the cool ones and when we take over the world you will be given special exemptions. So what is a boomer anyway, a boomer is a person born directly after ww2 in 1946 and up until 1964. Back then you could buy a house for pocket lint and spare change with a job you got right out of college because you shook the owners hand and they hired you. The boomers will cry out and say oh but we had to pay high interest rates, but they didn’t actually not really compared to now as paying 8% on a $30,000 house isnt the same as 7% on a $300,000 house. Ok so these guys worked hard and made their money so what? Well in 1973 Nixon took the US dollar off the gold standard and you don’t need to be an economist to see why that had an inflationary effect on just about everything which was great for boomers who owned a lot of stuff, so essentially what happened was boomers stole purchasing power from future generations to fix problems that weren’t really that big of a deal in the first place. Its kind of like having a nail that needs to hammered in and you decide that the hammer may miss when you swing it so you decide to drone strike the area to make sure it gets nailed in regardless of future implications. Ok so they are wealthy but surely this isnt that bad because there aren’t many boomers kicking around anyway right? Well you are also wrong there because there are more boomers than millennials which I was shocked when I first read that aswell. Which is kinda crazy given that millennials and younger generations are expected to pay for the pensions of these boomers. Ok so there are a lot of them and they are wealthy, atleast because they are so hardworking they must be very intelligent and wise right? Well also no because of a thing called leaded petrol, shoutout to my main man Thomas Midgely. Lets see what effect lead has on the brain, oh look here it says increased risks of mental disorders including but not limited to parkinsons alzhiemers and schizophrenia, not to mention it is basically proven that it causes significant decreases in IQ especially amongst children so they are all under mental decline and best of all they are the highest voting group and the most pandered too aswell. So so far they are very rich, very influential and also very dumb now that sounds like a recipe for success if you ask me surely this can only get better right. Well turns out they are also the easiest to fool be it with propaganda or scams or whatever, one day I saw a post about a grandma being scammed by some Indian dude and the grandson walks in trying to get her off the phone before she loses her money and she had the audacity to get mad at her grandson for quote “not letting her help the police catch a criminial” really grandma? You were helping the police? And the police happened to have an Indian accent and was also called dave smith from microsoft? So unsurprisingly the grandma lost all her money and was completely shocked that someone would lie like that, well the grandson then started a gofundme to help replace the money she lost and everyone was cooking them in the comments, someone said it was basically a gofundme for the Indian scammer cos that’s where it was gonna end up again and let me just say lol. It made me realise that when you argue with a boomer you aren’t actually arguing with them you are basically arguing with the TV because that’s all they watch and consume really, and the TV cant listen to you but, you can turn the TV off, just kidding just kidding. These are same people who will ask you how to save something as a PDF file and get angry at you because they forgot their password to login to their.
Unsubscribed do to you being a liberal
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Well Said chaps!
Pin of shame
PIN OF SHAAAME!!!
The lead poisoning explains the state the world is in rn
Not even from paint chips. Literal exhaust fumes
And the hole in the ozone layers
@@scottanno8861don't forget the pipes and canned foods.
Not the only, probably not the most important reason even, but yeah, I've come to think it's partially responsible for the schizo takes many boomers have, like covid denial (like my parents, which really sucks).
that's literally what my grandpa thinks the government wants to do to him
It's the "you've allowed yourself to become a parasite to society" retirement plan!
Now, the boomers might have ruined the economy and keep calling us lazy, but damn, they sure made some good movies back in the day.
Facts, given all of their faults, they still made some of the best media. Old Simpsons is a prime example of top-tier boomer humor.
Which movies were made by boomers specifically?
@@natefish3989they ruined liberty, now its ilegal to do good media.
@@DEMiURGE455 dude, google is like... 2-3 clicks away, you know?
@@DEMiURGE455The Shinning, Jurassic Park, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Shawshank Redemption, The Matrix, Seven. Just a few classics that came to mind instantly. You should check out boomer rock music: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Yes, The Who. Don't miss out they truly were masters of movies and Rock music.
In my country, Spain, we have an informal term for the boomers: "generación langosta" or "locust generation", referencing the locust plague that ate the crops in Egypt, leaving nothing for the future generations.
Edit: "langosta" means both "locust" and "lobster" in Spanish, for those who are confused. Check RAE or Cambridge dictionary and you will see It :)
I love this and am now stealing this
@@JumpyKaput i second this
@@LucasImpulseI third it and am gonna use it from now on
Good to know screwing over their children and grandchildren is universal for boomers.
@@Davian2073any room for a forth?
"Theyre very rich, very influential, and also very dumb" 😬💀🤣
"Its like arguing with a TV" Insanely accurate bruh.
There are so many stories of these old heads just glued onto the TV and litterally nothing else.
MSNBC or FOX could tell them one thing, and they believe it till days end.
Its really goofy.
As gen x and expert in boomeronomy I congratulate you on getting the time frame of boomers birth right.
His stoic stick really grows
The final solution to the boomer problem
LMFAO
That sounds strangely familiar… is it from a game? Is it called mein Kampf or something?
"Well, erm, ackshwally, it is called 'The Final Solution to the Boomer Question'." - 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@fliegendeluftwaffeli835 thank u Mein folk
Final solution sounds like something else that happened close to the boomers time
The funny thing about “pull yourself up by the boot straps” is that it’s literally Impossible, boot straps are attached to the boot on your foot. It’s like saying you can fly by jumping on the air. And boomers think it’s a motivational quote
The even funnier thing is the quote was ment to show exactly how impossible it is but the brain dead boomers warped it
@@nicholashudson6009the original story was about a famous German baron who was famous for his outrageous lies and stories. Münchhausen. Who once said he pulled himself out of a swamp by his bootstraps.
Other stuff includes riding a cannon ball in the air to spot enemy encampments and owning a living mantle.
That's the point.
This is the year that the youngest Boomers turn 60 in the US.
Mr. Stoic, will you remember me when you become famous? 😢😢😢
Of course
@@StoicStickI'll remind you later just encase you forget 😊
Lead poisoning? hmmmmmmmmmm... That sounds awfully familiar. Wait a minute **Realizes the Romans used lead in their plumbing systems causing lead poisoning throughout the population causing the downfall of Rome**
The worst thing is it was known lead is highly toxic before they put it in gas. They were warned by many experts, but did it anyway.
Hmm sounds very familiar tbh
The boomerverse sounds like a nice idea. Hopping on virtual reality to visit grandma.
Yeah I'd visit the boomerverse why not
OG Goths are Boomers
* laughs at Avatar *
Im shocked this channel is still relatively small. Definitely a grower, not a shower. Great content man, keep at it. Please never change. The content is so dumb but i love it because i learn. I wanna call this content mid-quality comedic intellectual rot (all consuming)
This is the weirdest insult/praise I think I've ever read
@@ZomboidMania im addicted to this guy tho 😭 hes actually a rare gem
The Boomer is immunized against all reality: One may call him stupid, arrogant, selfis, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But point out how he has at most 15 years left to live and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I'm going to live forever".
Stoic stick posted, I can edge in peace today
The issue with "gOrgan cHarvesting" is that the boomers are the main consumer of them and also the main people who are against their organs being used in the event of their passing. Therefore we would end up with an overobundance of them. However potentially some of the extras could be used in the nurishment of the boomerverse.
The final solution to the boomer question
I just made this comment but it disappeared
yeah screw the boomers for making leaded petrol (except my grandma she plays pokemon shes cool)
holy shit how are there more boomers than millennials that's actually crazy
Because they are the most narcissistic, individualistic, materialistic and entitled generation as well as the harbingers of the sexual revolution.
I’m sure it’s a combination of low replacement rate and a scary amount of millennials overdosing on fentanyl due to how much they hate living in a universe where there are boomers.
Because the Silent Generation had on average four kids per family, which was the Boomer generation. Boomers on average only had two or three kids per family.
population collapse is a problem
I’m no conspiracy theorist, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this is why they made abortion illegal again. They need people to keep having babies to grow up to work so that their paychecks can be taxed to pay for social security benefits.
The Day of Pillow is nigh…
can you imagine if boomers failures from their early life were recorded virtually and followed them to every decision they tried to make going forward?
I'm sure the number of DUI's would have blown the worlds mind 😂
5:15 the delivery on that 'mostly' was gold
Imagine if stoic did a video like this about politicians. Might literally get drone striked.
Boomers might singlehandedly cause humanity to go extinct. That is both hilarious but also super horrifying
womp womp
Nah, boomers suck but their children are doubling down on the same shit they did.
Permission to goon to this video xir?
Fellow 'teen detected
@@chudtube no
Granted
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Keep up the good work! Love your videos homie.
Where is "Anwar ab"? (Genuine question, that's all.)
Now isn’t this just and episode of futurama?
6:25 I thought of that too! The premise in Matrix of the humans beeing batteries is stupid. But human brain CPUs! Now that is a good premise. Would fit better with the whole "escape the matrix"/"elevate your conciousness" theme, essentially people unplugged from the matrix get more Brain power to work with making them stronger in the matrix.
that was actually the original plot, but ppl at the same werent as tech savy so they changed the to battery thing as they thought ppl wouldnt understand the concept
@@misaelsilva105 It doesnt take a genius to figure that out bruh.
Hollywood people put out literal SLOP expecting their target audience to be logan paul level sub80's that cant comprehend a children's show let alone a normal ass movie.
Why do the children hate eachother for being different ages...?
The boomer cries out in pain as he strikes you
...and his grandchildren
They'll also criticize their kids parenting when they were the first gen to use the tv as babysitter, friend, and educator for their own kids while they go to work and make rules that you need diplomas and degrees for the job they got on high-school education and on the job training.
They also say we are the reason for warning labels, when they sued the companies for no warning labels because they hurt themselves because new tech was mind boggling or through lack of supervision their kids hurt themselves.
Coffee temp warnings on to go cups are from ordering HOT coffee and then immediately burning themselves, then suing where they bought hot coffee from. and they would of bitched if it was not scalding hot either
Stoic Stick is great, has the same vibes as Sam O'Nella. I mean that in the most respectful way
I actually read that as Stoic O'nella .
Brother, my brother every single problem you said is made by government.
what age demographic makes up the majority of the government?
The boomers are the ones running the government and what worse is they are greedy and take legal bribes from the rich to make Shute we stay broke and enslaved
Erm, Mr Stoic Stick Sir, you forgot to take into account Purchasing Power and Dollar Depreciation due to Le Epic Inflation!
Actually for like 1 second at 1:11 i address depreciation and purchasing power
No need to have hostile intentions with Boomers. We just need to hope that live prolonging technology doesn't come about before they all drop in the next few decades.
(Obviously wishing oblivion broadly on an entire generation is morally wrong, but many of the issues pointed out in this video have backing to them)
A Gen Xer is just happy to be shown on a graph in the background for 10 seconds before Boomers do WW3.
That shill for your channel was very slick, and it worked.
The fact this video actually taught me something while making me laugh my ass off is insane, keep it up man
I'm almost a boomer (born 1966); but anyhow, another incredibly ballsy video. My only fear is that your goal is to actually get banned, because I've never seen (good) content so fearless.
I toe the line carefully, I plan to stay posting hopefully
You would probably be the coolest Gen x I would ever meet. The coolest boomer as well if you were a boomer. You are worthy to be crowned king of old people
@@Anonymous-zb2pp Old is like 90
Maybe you should crown your braincells
@@haxio17I dont think you're going to make it to 50 homeslice
StoicStick’s boomer solution sounds like something straight out of Cyberpunk 2077 and honestly, I am here for it 😂
Invest in meta stocks as well. There's a high chance the quest would be on top. Especially as the boomers love facebook. (not an investing advice, I'm just a fool on the internet)
Apple stock IS DEFINITELY the reason why you do this
I’ve had some nasty interactions with these grown children, (I’m a stocker at a grocery store who worked several years on night shift, I have great a dislike for people)
A lot of people divert back to being children and ask “why” a lot and don’t like how I don’t know things and patently don’t care. I don’t know what’s on sale, I don’t know when more of the thing is coming in. I don’t care, if they look down on me (and especially boomers seem to).
Women are the worst, cause they’ve become Karens, and the funniest thing to do is to just run away from them.
Bro i love your channel keep going man you videos are actually so funny
The problem is that there is a vr boomerverse already. It's called secondlife and has changed very little
They'd never go for it. They would have to admit they were wrong in some way, and that would NEVER happen. 😅
Right? Most you'll get is " back in my day, money grew on trees and pigs flew south for the winter"
Stoic stick has had his struggle with boomers, this is his final solution to fix the issue
i don't quite think the removal of the gold standard had as big an effect as OPEC and rising oil prices on inflation
investing in this channel early, I should’ve commented earlier but we’re here now
Not just lead exposure , drinking while pregnant was also common then
We had a generation of people pre-ww2 who knew what it was like to struggle during the depression & the value of hard work.
We sent them to a mass grave & made the most spoiled generation in human history
Investing all my money in apple rn
if I see this man post I watch 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Your avatar's Styles is Boomer Style
You had me at "mostly" ^.^
fun fact lead poisoning also causes increased aggression
We’ve been waiting for this video for too long
Boomers are the pinnacle of culture and evolution. History has lead to their rise. Everything and everyone that happens after boomers will struggle to live up to our impossibly high standard of human perfection.
so when we deal whit them are we geting back on gold standart?
It wasn't just the gold standard, it was everything.
Great video Stoic Stick! I’d love to see more (: (I am not a bot lol)
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your videos make my day better
What happened to ur newest video
This is my latest video lol
Remember me when you reach 100k in the next 2 months.
Abolish state pensions. That's it. The rest of us will do private retirement, the boomers can....all go to sleep. Good night boomers.
So how can we millenials steal the future wealth of gen z? Since most of them lack basic life skills, pay 10 bucks for a plastic cup of bad coffee and willingly go into debt for everything they want instead of saving, this can´t be hard.
As terrible as the Boomers may be are we going to be much better?
please make a vide on how to get a degree in boomerology
Based and Goldstandard pilled
I've been looking forward to this one
boomer btfo with facts and logic
Pulling oneself up their bootstraps is a coined meme. They are literally below you. You cannot get up
The boomer solution would be something akin to the final solution.
Stoicism is great, but accepting Christ is beyond measure when it comes to mental health
Atheism is way more relaxing.
You don't have to follow an archaic moral system that has a doomsday cult as a large portion of its practitioners.
Said like a true Facebook boomer, just needs a looney tunes character , a minion, or the punisher/ an edgy biker skeleton
nit how the gold standard works, it doesn’t work in modern times.
Any standard works if you have the material to back up your currency... that's literally all gold standard is... gold being used to backup the supposed value of the currency, without anything supporting it, the currency wildly fluctuates do to how others view the source. As an example 1/3 the reason the United States jumps into any fight in the middle east is cause oil is our standard. The only things the give the U.S. dollar any buying power is our military reputation and oil trade
@@hossdelgado626 The US doesn't need the oil so much anymore. The US dollar will fluctate even with a perfect economy.
@@hossdelgado626dude if we went back to that standard, we’d have so much less technology to work with if more gold was shoved in the economy
@doronaznible7298 You are gonna habe to explain how what you said makes sense. Why would it not be a better idea than a currency that fluctuates based on how others perceive the value with nothing guaranteeing any buying power beyond reputation, relations, and trade involving it. In the same way nfts have no long-term value, neither does the u.s dollar. Cause their is nothing stopping other countries to just stop accepting it, where as gold standard had a physical medium with inherent value, silver even more so. Because simply put, you can make something with gold or silver that could be traded by itself, you can't say the same for paper currency
@@user-cw3wm9lx7w while true, it at least puts a floor on the value where long as we are involved in the oil trade with our currency backing it, we have other countries who will use our currency because we trade in oil. Though yeah, it's slowly losing even that with how not only our technology is going forward with a potential of needing less oil in the future, but the political landscape being so... complicated with those owning the oil trades mass exporters being who they are
Roosevelt created social security, he was not a boomer
The Day of The Pillow.
Some German guy wrote about the final solution to the boomer problem in a book called "My Struggle"
Mr Stick, if I make stuff with the influence of Sam'onella someday, will I be featured in an other Sam'onella Clone tier list. (If you make another Sam clone teir list?)😊
This is much more ethical than what I had in mind
boomers after finding out they can both blow off their children’s inheritance and avoid babysitting their new grandchildren (they already did their time!!!) by going on 27 cruises a year: 🎉🎉🎉
3:59 I'm always hesitant to make the TV argument.
After all, we are all watching this on a phone or computer screen.
The book Amusing Ourselves to Death made me realize TV & the Internet are more similar than different.
I would say how we consume is fundamentally different though. Boomers have high trust in tv talking heads so what newsman at 6, 12, and 9 said is basically law to them. They had decades of no real other sources of information and while telling us remember cartoons and other tv shows aren't real they take news shows as gospel. It's been over a half century of pavlonian training to screens.
Most newer generations take the don't believe everything you read/see on a screen as truth and will look at other sources, into the story that's being presented to sus out fact from fiction.
You can sway newer generations by presenting alternate evidence, a boomer just gets angry that your challenging his pavlonian response of tv=truth
Your solution sounds like elon musk's brain chip........ Except thats to enslave all the zombies that own a smartphone so 99% of the population.
as someone that took up being a "boomer" as a lifestyle, i understand them.
The only problem is that I will not be hired so easily, can we call our generation's boomerists boomerNG's?
I think they did this in futurama 😂
based video,boomers triggered
Best one yet. I'd absolutely love to go perma VR once im too old to actually go do things in RL. Also, I was today years old when I found out that I'm a millennial. I'm pushing 40 so I think you can understand my confusion 😕
Bro really remade the matrix’s
It's simple, we... [REDACTED] the boomer.
Gen Z and Alpha taking notes 🤔
fun vids 😏👍
the final solution to the boomer question
5:29 It's already happening .Most of the vr players are over 60
You will be famous plz remember me
Boomers in new vegas are unironically based tho.
It's funny because they'll say to pull up your bootstraps but many of them are borderline impoverished as inflation destroys their pensions.
Led heds
1:09 Your math is off. It's actually 30k interest for the Boomers.
Wonder what Boomer Basquiat would think all about that
This name sounds slightly familiar, don’t know where…..