Consoomers are basicly like Sisyphus. They are not stuck in an endless torture, they are living in a blissfull ignorance but with a purpose. For Sisyphus that eternal purpose in life is to push that rock up the hill, for the consoomer their eternal blissfull purpose is to consoom.
Maybe it's just cuz I'm depressed, but I actually wish I was happier "consooming." Like not to the degree of a consoomer, but I wish I had more drive to just watch TV or even play video games because doing that would probably be better than how I usually waste my free time these days.
I think cigarettes are the best method of Consoomer Maxxing. You WILL get addicted to them, and you'll buy it every day. Yogurt males consoom up to 10 packs a day for peak Cosoomption I also roll my tobacco with BPA instead of rolling paper, because I also partake in Microplatics Maxxing
There is a fundamental issue with this thesis. The problem is that smoking is cool. Think about it though. Is buying Funko pops cool? Is guzzling soy and slobbering on Mickey Mouse's cock cool? No, it isn't. Consoomers must be uncool in their consooming in order to be consoomer maxxing.
I think professional sports have a similar consooming problem. Watching some game every now and then is fine, but I know people who buy memorabilia, watch every game of teams in several leagues, dedicate every weekend/weeknight to it. Even better if you throw in sports gambling.
@@StoicStick fuck yeah. idk why people call you a Sam'o'Nella clone, there's clear influence but 1: you're touching on topics he would never in a way he would never, 2: you have more of a Qxir vibe. I love Sam but this is nothing like the clone channels, this is one of the most truly unique channels I've ever seen, I love the "redpill-community pisstake without 37 minutes of exposition as to why I'm such a good fucking person" approach haha
I think the easiest way to distinguish me from sam is that sam is mostly non fiction/historical content whereas my content is more fictional/conspiratory Yea i was subbed to Qxir when he had like 8k subs years ago lol
Personally, I like to combine both Plastic maxxing and Consoomer maxxing by buying 48 packs of coca-cola and other various plastic goodies. The best part is, you can cut up the bottles and comsoom them, using 100% of the product.
How can a true consoomer king ever feel happiness? How can he ever be satisfy with what he consoom? For a true consoomer king must stay true, he must be contempt with his life, for he must be contempt with the very thing he consoom, to keep his consooming drive, to keep his dream of consooming high alive, to keep the ever-looming entity who build his throne and clutch tight his promised high... thrive
A true consoomer king must be 99% happy, always chasing that one remaining percent, and it's always only 99% of the 1% so it' 99,99% the next time and so on. It's the infinitesimality of consooming, you come closer and closer to happiness, but never actually reach this, you only consoom. Life is truly beautiful.
As an economist, even I dont know how it works, we just make shit up on the spot, "inflation is when your money loses value" some guy said, and people still believe in this stuff fr
@@BigasBorba well I can tell you governments will be printing money and be giving handouts from their asses and it definitely makes things a lot more complicated and oftentimes worse. The financial crash of 2008 has left a mark.
@@BigasBorba things are just a lot more complex and unpredictable than what current mathematics and theory can provide a satisfying solution for. I think things can be made in terms of general predictions, but the future and behavioural changes are uncertain and can change massively in short time periods in a way no one can predict with the information given at hand.
I once called what I am a narcissistic consoomer even though there’s no real word for it. I spend money on consuming things that I myself create, which no one else consumes. I have a 2TB iCloud subscription so that I can make a monthly report of all my home movies through my iPhone camera rolls every power of 2 years previous. I keep 5 copies of all of my 50 sketchbooks so I can trace the history of all my ideas. I pay for RUclips premium just to listen to private playlists of my own original music in the car while the GPS is running. The last time I felt pure joy was when I sent my Hi8 tape of my 5th grade Spring to the scanning place and got 60% more video. That was when I was 25. I only had to do that because when I was 19, I was so excited that I downloaded it before it was finished uploading.
I usually find people saying this is cringey, but I'll self cringe because you deserve it: How does this channel not have more subs and views? Your channel is the bee's knees, and, perhaps, the cat's pajamas.
1:53 “You the viewer can’t be bothered to fact-check this video, so in the end, what really is the truth anyway?” Damn. That’s one way to start my morning.
Has a vegan stolen your girl mate? Second video in which youre talking about phytoestrogen in soy like it is has the strength to make the frogs/humans gay. Talk about all the drugs theyre pumping into animals most people consume. Other than that good vid keep it up but give the soy a break my man.
I was thinking the same thing, I don't know about they are effects on testosterone levels, but I know that phytoestrogens are actually Estrogen Receptor antagonists, so they have anti-estrogenic effects (while cow meat, that is usually considered a "masculine dish" is actually chock full of Estrogen Receptor agonists).
Theres something that makes me unreasonably angry when I watch a youtuber and their background is full of toys, posters, and collectables. Why does it annoy me? Because I hate everything, i guess
Would love to see a video on coomermaxxing (also referred to as coomaxxing) as I have recently joined the coomer scene and need to learn how to coom more eco-friendly and fuel-effienciently
Should the fire have been stolen from the gods? We were not meant to be fully sentient, just innocent creatures living in caves. But we were pitied, and ironically that pity sentenced a god to death and humanity in this prison. Would we have been happier as just hunter gatherers? Or would we feel as we have always felt: unfulfilled? I envy that Star Wars consoomer.
One is from me. I didn't dislike the first video of stoic talking about soy phytoestrogen, everyone can be wrong sometimes, but in this segment he's just spewing non facts. A true stoic should learn from mistakes and not repeat them. If you care to read up on it: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33383165/
-2 views in 11 eons? never upload again.
I love negative view maxxing
We stack underflowing before the heat death of the universe with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️
@@iskanderaga-ali3353 blvd...
ITS NOT EVEN THE STACK ITS A INTEGER OVERFLOW 😩😩
@@iskanderaga-ali3353 its not even the stack its a integer overflow 😭😭
Mf down-viewed
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Consoomers are basicly like Sisyphus. They are not stuck in an endless torture, they are living in a blissfull ignorance but with a purpose. For Sisyphus that eternal purpose in life is to push that rock up the hill, for the consoomer their eternal blissfull purpose is to consoom.
One must imagine Sisyphus happy
And they don't regret a second of it
Maybe it's just cuz I'm depressed, but I actually wish I was happier "consooming." Like not to the degree of a consoomer, but I wish I had more drive to just watch TV or even play video games because doing that would probably be better than how I usually waste my free time these days.
@@urphakeandgey6308that's rough buddy hope it'll get better
@@shamusson"this Funko Pop, to hold me?"
Can you make Autism-Maxxing?
Make schizomaxxing too
@@lambda653
ADHD-Maxxing
Tourettes-Maxxing
Psycho-Maxxing
Multiple Identity Disorder-Maxxing
Anxiety-Maxxing
PTSD-Maxxing
Depression-Maxxing
Bipolar-Maxxing
Alzheimer-Maxxing
@@lambda653I have a PhD in this
You don't need it
@@mandrakeblake-tw1uvlevel 3 dementia-maxxing
I think cigarettes are the best method of Consoomer Maxxing. You WILL get addicted to them, and you'll buy it every day.
Yogurt males consoom up to 10 packs a day for peak Cosoomption
I also roll my tobacco with BPA instead of rolling paper, because I also partake in Microplatics Maxxing
No, Fentanyl.
You consoom, then it consooms you
There is a fundamental issue with this thesis. The problem is that smoking is cool. Think about it though. Is buying Funko pops cool? Is guzzling soy and slobbering on Mickey Mouse's cock cool? No, it isn't. Consoomers must be uncool in their consooming in order to be consoomer maxxing.
Stop attacking me.
What are yogurt males? White men?
Please teach us about gamblemaxxing. I’m $20k in gambling debt and I want more money to put on red
no, put it on black. this is why youre in debt, clearly unskilled.
@@bananabed9492 no bro it’ll 100% hit red after one more spin, just one more spin bro I promise
Fact : 98% of gamblers stop before hitting it big
*This message is sponsored by the United casino Association*
I think professional sports have a similar consooming problem. Watching some game every now and then is fine, but I know people who buy memorabilia, watch every game of teams in several leagues, dedicate every weekend/weeknight to it. Even better if you throw in sports gambling.
Fuck sports gambling. Literally just theft
@@ictogondunno pretty good at it
i'm a gooner (arsenal fan) and a gooner (pron addict)
Consoom, consoom, consoom, consoom, consoom, consoom, consoom, consoom, consoom..
coomsoom
Khanzumerz
Make a video on Racism Maxxing
That video would probably do well
Literally me
"Self-improvement is masturbation." - Tyler Durden, Fight Club
How did you know I've let everyone I know down?
Getting drunk and playing with my animals and eating wild berries and fruit brings me joy. I'm hunter gatherer maxing
conquering the wastelands with my biker gang and eating maggot slop and wearing tattered cargo pants brings me joy. i'm Mad Maxxing
5:16 ...you can't just drop "gambling maxxing" and not expect us to expect a video...
Yea its on the list
@@StoicStick fuck yeah. idk why people call you a Sam'o'Nella clone, there's clear influence but 1: you're touching on topics he would never in a way he would never, 2: you have more of a Qxir vibe.
I love Sam but this is nothing like the clone channels, this is one of the most truly unique channels I've ever seen, I love the "redpill-community pisstake without 37 minutes of exposition as to why I'm such a good fucking person" approach haha
I think the easiest way to distinguish me from sam is that sam is mostly non fiction/historical content whereas my content is more fictional/conspiratory
Yea i was subbed to Qxir when he had like 8k subs years ago lol
“But what if you want to waste your time and eat slop?”
I love these intros
Personally, I like to combine both Plastic maxxing and Consoomer maxxing by buying 48 packs of coca-cola and other various plastic goodies. The best part is, you can cut up the bottles and comsoom them, using 100% of the product.
How can a true consoomer king ever feel happiness? How can he ever be satisfy with what he consoom? For a true consoomer king must stay true, he must be contempt with his life, for he must be contempt with the very thing he consoom, to keep his consooming drive, to keep his dream of consooming high alive, to keep the ever-looming entity who build his throne and clutch tight his promised high... thrive
A true consoomer king must be 99% happy, always chasing that one remaining percent, and it's always only 99% of the 1% so it' 99,99% the next time and so on. It's the infinitesimality of consooming, you come closer and closer to happiness, but never actually reach this, you only consoom.
Life is truly beautiful.
Idk how the economy functions at all sometimes, all I really buy anymore is just food lmao. Forced consumption.
As an economist, even I dont know how it works, we just make shit up on the spot, "inflation is when your money loses value" some guy said, and people still believe in this stuff fr
Economy no longer matters since the gold standard was ditched.
@@BigasBorba well I can tell you governments will be printing money and be giving handouts from their asses and it definitely makes things a lot more complicated and oftentimes worse. The financial crash of 2008 has left a mark.
@@BigasBorba things are just a lot more complex and unpredictable than what current mathematics and theory can provide a satisfying solution for. I think things can be made in terms of general predictions, but the future and behavioural changes are uncertain and can change massively in short time periods in a way no one can predict with the information given at hand.
you don't have to but the food, its free if you don't scan it
depression-maxxing next please,i like to think i'm pretty good at it
Pro tip : start loving your depression so it leaves you has well
@@user-uv6qx1cd9k dantes??
Hahaha yeah, lots of ppl r doing it right
The desire to spend my entire paycheck on starting a funcopop collection after watching this video…
The last time I was joyful to tears was watching Transformers Dark of the Moon for the first time...
As a certified Professional Consoomer, I approve of this video.
Currently my favorite RUclipsr
3:06 the difference is literally one hydrogen
And one carbon
earned my sub bro. how do you have less than 20k? you deserve more than that!💪💪
Wake up babe, new stoic stick video dropped
to become a true consoomer, you must get out of the way your biggest obstacle in life, your wife.
Movie Bob wants his crown back
do vitamin deficiency tierlist
6:17 onward hits way too close to home, man... Anyway, great video!
Felt like I just watched the Chris Chan documentary all over again!
Reddit mods taking notes 🤔
We love consooming Stoic Stick videos 😏
amazing how you keep pumping out the videos g. good shit
I once called what I am a narcissistic consoomer even though there’s no real word for it. I spend money on consuming things that I myself create, which no one else consumes. I have a 2TB iCloud subscription so that I can make a monthly report of all my home movies through my iPhone camera rolls every power of 2 years previous. I keep 5 copies of all of my 50 sketchbooks so I can trace the history of all my ideas. I pay for RUclips premium just to listen to private playlists of my own original music in the car while the GPS is running. The last time I felt pure joy was when I sent my Hi8 tape of my 5th grade Spring to the scanning place and got 60% more video. That was when I was 25. I only had to do that because when I was 19, I was so excited that I downloaded it before it was finished uploading.
He just dropped a masterpiece on what NOT to do
I shan't let anyone else down; I must consoom until I am consoomed
Misread the title as something significantly different from what I see now
Love your channel bro!
Is buying guitar pedals consumer maxxing, or gigamaxxing?
Finna crash the U.S. economy with funko pops!
so crackhead tier list when??
Eventually
@@StoicStick this is amazing, truly a time to be alive
@@StoicStick still waiting, I'll always be waiting.
Don't mind me while I leave a little comment here for the algorithm gods
first, fire vid
I usually find people saying this is cringey, but I'll self cringe because you deserve it: How does this channel not have more subs and views? Your channel is the bee's knees, and, perhaps, the cat's pajamas.
i love your videos bro theyre like drugs
best one yet
mr Stoic is earth flat or donut ??
We are actually on the back of a huge space turtle though I couldnt put it in the video or the CIA would take it down
@@StoicStick The video or the turtle?
This is some gourmet material, my guy is cookmaxxing
So this is the newest video
1:53 “You the viewer can’t be bothered to fact-check this video, so in the end, what really is the truth anyway?”
Damn. That’s one way to start my morning.
keep going your vids are great
In order to consoom more eficiently you should stop paying taxes
you need more subs
Has a vegan stolen your girl mate?
Second video in which youre talking about phytoestrogen in soy like it is has the strength to make the frogs/humans gay.
Talk about all the drugs theyre pumping into animals most people consume.
Other than that good vid keep it up but give the soy a break my man.
I was thinking the same thing, I don't know about they are effects on testosterone levels, but I know that phytoestrogens are actually Estrogen Receptor antagonists, so they have anti-estrogenic effects (while cow meat, that is usually considered a "masculine dish" is actually chock full of Estrogen Receptor agonists).
“Nooo soy bad because… BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY???”
You look like that and say that
Theres something that makes me unreasonably angry when I watch a youtuber and their background is full of toys, posters, and collectables. Why does it annoy me? Because I hate everything, i guess
Would love to see a video on coomermaxxing (also referred to as coomaxxing) as I have recently joined the coomer scene and need to learn how to coom more eco-friendly and fuel-effienciently
I’m gonna consoooooom😫😩😩😩
Stoic Stick has the best life advice
top tier 👍
Last time i felt genuine joy was when i went sledding with my gf last year. We only were out there for about an hour but goddamn it felt like heaven
You are statistically more likely to die alone
Stoic body pillow🎉🎉🎉🎉
Should the fire have been stolen from the gods? We were not meant to be fully sentient, just innocent creatures living in caves. But we were pitied, and ironically that pity sentenced a god to death and humanity in this prison. Would we have been happier as just hunter gatherers? Or would we feel as we have always felt: unfulfilled? I envy that Star Wars consoomer.
these vids r like GradeAUnderA but stoiclol
pee
Poo
👇Early gang
ok
Can you talk about the black pill and how stubborn they are?
I love -consumer- consoomer maxxing
Slow zoom was made effective
*Start a random conversation in the reply*
goonmaxxing?
Is absolute morality good or bad?
counter strike cases, consume more
When I get rich I'll be the ultimate consumer
“stoic stick”
They made oddworld clackers into a real thing
gooning to this, thank u stoic-san >.
I like your videos
so if you wanna consoomer-maxx you need to medically transition?
when stoic stick body pillow?
MAH CHOCCY SOYLENT! MAH FUNKOS!!!!
What if I have already consumer maxxed and have consoomed everything, what next
soylentpilled
do you smilemaxx?
Yes
marcus arelieus is the right choice. lol
No views? Fell off
The Samonela clone to fascist pipeline? Strange.
He's gonna make it so big lol, juice out as many videos make as much money before ai takes ur job
goonmaxxing?
1:07 "50 new phrases and slurs"
cruelty pilled squadcel, chunkomaxxing and consooming
now do one about greed
Cringe, but here's engagement
numb to most things is stoicism tho
5:06 TBLS REFERENCE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
"men" would rather spend every penny on funko pops and anime dolls than transition and its pitiful
Soy? That's sooooo 2019, it's all about seed oils and red 40 colouring, baby!
İt's so over for him
16 views in 2 minutes, pretty big L
Glad you also know earth is the only flat planet
2 dislikes?
268/2 you are correct
One is from me. I didn't dislike the first video of stoic talking about soy phytoestrogen, everyone can be wrong sometimes, but in this segment he's just spewing non facts.
A true stoic should learn from mistakes and not repeat them.
If you care to read up on it: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33383165/
IT'S OVERA
Make a video about edging maxxxing.
Half the joy of a stoic stick video is reading the comments
Wait wait wait. Did you jyst say that tofu is not processed food?