As a delivery driver for dominos I would point out that you need to wear black shoes and make sure to drive as recklessly as possible. Additionally customers tend to give you a tip for cash deliveries because they are too impatient to wait for change.
I don’t give tips to drivers because I’m impatient to wait. I give tips because any pizza delivery driver deserves it. Ps. I work in an unappreciated industry
As an ex delivery driver, lemme tell you. It’s all about the hustle. For example, when I came back to the store after being hit by a car, the hustle of if you can hop back onto your bike or you have to waste the valuable pizza making time on an accident report.
The key is to give them the notes for the change first and go with the “let me just grab your coins for you mate” and take your time till they say “don’t worry about it mate you can keep it”
Fair play to the manager of the Dominos store who surely must have seen this sketchy behaviour going on in front of their store and chose to do nothing. Nice shout to Declan, the supporter shoutouts were classic too.
I use to deliver pizza for Domino's. I think it was pretty sweet. I was getting all my tips in cash at the end of the night. Driving around listening to music or podcasts. Usually when it takes a long time to get your food is because it is really fucking busy. It is a queue system and when you order after 20 other people it is going to take a while before the food is even put in the oven.
I can second this, My store has been 'shitting itself' busy the last year and a half and there are at least 1 or 2 nights I work a month where our wait times cap out at 3 hours. Even when we have ~15 drivers and 8 or 10 insiders (not including Managers/GM)! It's calming down a bit as of when I made this comment, but 2 hour queues are not uncommon.
Was a Dominos driver for 7yrs, store manager for another 3. That first bit is very accurate, definitely 100% true. All but the coke, they switched to Pepsi. Immersion broken
No wonder people find the Aussie accent difficult to imitate properly. This guy's accent is priceless! My own Aussie accent has been corrupted by living many years in the south of England. Now that I'm back in Oz, listening to these vids may help to re-train me to sound like a native again!
I was a former dominoes manager and can clarify, between doing single peggers in the work horse and sticking your pepperoni pizza through the mailbox, Murph really has nailed the work style.
"twenty minutes to about an hour, hour and forty five minutes" made me laugh. One of the worst pizza deliveries I can remember taking one weekend I remember the person told me they were waiting for three hours. I was shocked myself considering I only took fifteen minutes to drive it.
Garn you bloody legend, every time I stoop low enough to get the ol Dominos delivered your bloody site comes up first in my autofill! Spilt my beer laughing just then! 😆
I feel weird kinda getting all vulnerable on a video like this but life's been pretty well fucked on my end (as it tends to be for the lot of us, really) and it just means a lot to have something to laugh at rn, so thank you for doing what you do.
As a dominos delivery driver, the bit about people saying "you too" after you say enjoy is too real. I just start laughing and walk away as they realize
Only just now realized the irony of this one, he made his own pizza company because he was sick of being a delivery driver, so one of the first things he does is deliver a pizza.
Fell asleep at the wheel delivering pizza, crashed into a sign, still got the pizza there on time and got a tip. Also dominos has unlimited garlic bread, it was 1 for u, 2 for me on the way there.
I stacked the moped going around a corner last night cause there was gravel all over the road didn't tell them that and they complained about how bad their food was ahaha
Nobody else seems to be saying it so i will. I fucking love Connor's reaction to that absolutely DISGUSTING username im not even going to type. He makes it clear without even saying a word just a simple "eeyuck" noise that he is 100% against that username and what it represents and i respect the absolute fuck outta you for it Connor.
good old dominos. go back 10 years or so and it was actually decent pizza for the price (with discounts). these days on the rare occasion i do order it, i regret it. yet whenever i see a dominos ad its always about how theyve improved this or improved that, fresher ingredients, higher quality ingredients. well if thats the case dominos, go back to the unfresh low quality shit you used to serve, it was far superior.
These days if I want cheapo pizza I go Pizza Hut. Never had a shit pizza from them. Loads of toppings and cooked right. Domino's on the other hand the last few times I ordered were some of the saddest pizzas ever. Even by cheap and nasty standards they either had barely any toppings or was overcooked to shit.
@@Dd-ue4ct yeah pizza hut is definitely better than dominos. pizza hut did something within the past few years and their dough is now top tier. their crust reheated in the microwave 3 days later is still better than dominos fresh.
You boys are bloody legends. Can't wait for more! Also I got a fucking Dominos ad when the vid finished hahaha Gotta get 'em to stop treading on Dominoes territory mate!
At my store the drivers are the cooks. They'll ignore customers and leave to do deliveries too. $5 pizza though, and if I plan ahead it's ready before I walk into the store.
yes we did actually pay real money to own www.dominoespizzas.com - jump on the patreon and help us do more shit like this!
🙌
Bossman, can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh premium pizza there chief!!!!
@@thatsprettygood751 cmon up brother you want Coles brand Devon or name brand Devon
OMG your ABN number is the reading writing hotline, I can't cope xD
Man I need a pizza
I think Garn needs his own Netflix TV Show at this rate.
Why netflix?
He is Netflix, the one man show
@@Wojtek_-oz4mt because they give away contracts like candy. Perhaps Garn could be the next squid games (in terms of popularity)
Or his own 7mate show
@@MrNatewhatley didn’t you watch the vid til the end?
Replying "You too" when they tell you to enjoy your pizza 💀 that shit is crippling
I watched that part three times the reaction was amazing
Little do they know that at least one slice of pizza had already been eaten by the driver
ROLMFAO.
I swear this man is working everywhere right now LOL
Well after covid there's plenty of jobs floating around :D
Johnny sins "are you challenging me"
next johny sins
Well yeah... that's the basis of the whole channel...
Better than that tiktok lady who “works” everywhere
As a delivery driver for dominos I would point out that you need to wear black shoes and make sure to drive as recklessly as possible. Additionally customers tend to give you a tip for cash deliveries because they are too impatient to wait for change.
I don’t give tips to drivers because I’m impatient to wait. I give tips because any pizza delivery driver deserves it.
Ps. I work in an unappreciated industry
As an ex delivery driver, lemme tell you. It’s all about the hustle. For example, when I came back to the store after being hit by a car, the hustle of if you can hop back onto your bike or you have to waste the valuable pizza making time on an accident report.
Sounds about right
The key is to give them the notes for the change first and go with the “let me just grab your coins for you mate” and take your time till they say “don’t worry about it mate you can keep it”
@@Ben-gm9kx it works so well its ridiculous
From last Domino’s order I had, this is fucking accurate!
from family to franchise! know the grift.
Good stuff declan, you're bloody brilliant at writing
@@fella4739 im alright
😅😅 On the bit where he pulls up the customer for falsely saying "you too" I instantly subbed,
Such a classic bit lmaoooo
Thanks mate!
Fair play to the manager of the Dominos store who surely must have seen this sketchy behaviour going on in front of their store and chose to do nothing.
Nice shout to Declan, the supporter shoutouts were classic too.
Dominos Mount Louisa
@@MercedesW2O5_C250 keep rocken local.
@@MercedesW2O5_C250 Nice one mate
Not to mention the car tho tf
Dominoe's*
Declan you're a legend mate! Beautifully written skits and well directed too. Glad you've got some recognition. Keep up the good work. Cheers.
Also cheers to Connor for being a great brother
Garn has been drinking too much, he thinks his name is Connor.
He’s going full fight club with this “Connor”
Wow really
His name isn't garn... that's the name of the channel
@@hammatime94r/woosh
I use to deliver pizza for Domino's. I think it was pretty sweet. I was getting all my tips in cash at the end of the night. Driving around listening to music or podcasts. Usually when it takes a long time to get your food is because it is really fucking busy. It is a queue system and when you order after 20 other people it is going to take a while before the food is even put in the oven.
I can second this, My store has been 'shitting itself' busy the last year and a half and there are at least 1 or 2 nights I work a month where our wait times cap out at 3 hours. Even when we have ~15 drivers and 8 or 10 insiders (not including Managers/GM)! It's calming down a bit as of when I made this comment, but 2 hour queues are not uncommon.
@@Trazel_Apeally dam sounds like city life. My dominoes has 2 drivers
Was a Dominos driver for 7yrs, store manager for another 3.
That first bit is very accurate, definitely 100% true. All but the coke, they switched to Pepsi. Immersion broken
The video is obviously paid for by pizza hut
The store I work at still does coke products
@@Umamaahoe
Yeah, but he was talking about soda, not the nose powder.
@@HrHaakon I think dominos pay well enough to afford coke? Bro we smoked mids if we lucky
@@HrHaakon *you
I was wondering how they flattened the garlic bread to a point I could use it as a 2x4
And here come the bots…
If anyone is dumb enough to click links like this deserve their phone being bricked and their wallets burnt
@@dougz201 Mate thats just garns new job. Hes just trying to make a living on his other account mate, calm down!
Good on ya Declan, bloody comedy genius mate.
It's clear Garn was also brought up watching Russell Coight, this is a proud moment
No wonder people find the Aussie accent difficult to imitate properly. This guy's accent is priceless! My own Aussie accent has been corrupted by living many years in the south of England. Now that I'm back in Oz, listening to these vids may help to re-train me to sound like a native again!
as a former dominos pizza driver it is literally the sketchiest job i've ever worked
can confirm, its all cuz of the indian managers baaha
@@coolbiker3320 fcking true that
@@coolbiker3320 The Chinese franchisees are worse I reckon. Aussie managers are good tho
The storys I could tell about places and ppl I've delivered too
@@coolbiker3320 fully bro, Indian managers are another story hahaha.
0:26 Amen LMAO the comments you see on Dominoes FB page haha 😂 What do they expect it’s Dominoes Pizza😂
wellllllllllll. depends on the store. some are decent
A BIG W for Declan.
Props to me for getting a shout out and dad joke in one! 😁
I was a former dominoes manager and can clarify, between doing single peggers in the work horse and sticking your pepperoni pizza through the mailbox, Murph really has nailed the work style.
"twenty minutes to about an hour, hour and forty five minutes" made me laugh. One of the worst pizza deliveries I can remember taking one weekend I remember the person told me they were waiting for three hours. I was shocked myself considering I only took fifteen minutes to drive it.
Garn you bloody legend, every time I stoop low enough to get the ol Dominos delivered your bloody site comes up first in my autofill! Spilt my beer laughing just then! 😆
You know every video has to start with "Yeah mate" 😂 I love it
I feel weird kinda getting all vulnerable on a video like this but life's been pretty well fucked on my end (as it tends to be for the lot of us, really) and it just means a lot to have something to laugh at rn, so thank you for doing what you do.
As a dominos delivery driver I can confirm this is all 100% part of the training.
That "thanks mate, you too" bit was too funny.. fucken hate it when I do that irl.
As a dominos delivery driver, the bit about people saying "you too" after you say enjoy is too real. I just start laughing and walk away as they realize
Usually I hear people say enjoy as "Enjoy your night" which is what I'm saying You Too for.
3:33 cant stop replaying this part
Only just now realized the irony of this one, he made his own pizza company because he was sick of being a delivery driver, so one of the first things he does is deliver a pizza.
I am watching this exactly on the one-year anniversary and eating some Dominos pizza with garlic bread. Loving the video, mate.
It just went so left of field so quickly, I love it
That bloke looked a little scared of ya mate, always enjoy these little skits of yours, keep ‘em Coming
The "you too" part is so good 😂😂
I work food delivery, actually on the clock rn, and I needed that laugh. Thanks Garn, always a good watch
Garn is bloody amazing
Holy fucking shit, you actually made the website. I jumped on AWS to see if I could grab it and mock some shit up, but you are too amazing.
W
But the phone number isn't connected. Literally un-fucking-watchable now. Downvote and unsubscribe-twice.
Hilarious as always Murph !!! Thankyou 🤣
Shout out to old mate who’s drinking a 1.25L coke to perfection.
He's like the Australian johnny sins. He is somehow in every job possible
Nothing but Ws in Declan's column. Every Garn skit ever... has been a classic and instant gold.
That’s the best one yet lmao. So good, dominoes (with an e) pizza sounds amazing.
As a Dominos driver, you forgot the flour and food on yout clothes
As a Dominos driver I can confirm that this is pretty accurate.
On ya Declan, bloody legend, cheers for the laughs.
Yeah they also have to make sure it's cold by the time it arrives🥶
Love the effort you's put in and I had a good chuckle at your ABN 😂😂😂😂😂
This video is extra funny considering my mate just became a delivery driver for Domino’s
Big up Declan
As a dominos delivery driver i can confirm all of these claims. It is not an easy job making sure everyones orders are fucked
Bloody oath it's not easy ay. Hard not messing up 5 deliverys at once on a Saturday night getting paid 20 bucks an hour
Hahaha the you too is so relatable 😂 Gotta love it when you get a you too back
Just found your channel it's amazing, don't know how these companies allow you to film "commercials" for them 😂😂😂😂
I have no fucking idea why you guys don't have a million subs. Funniest channel on RUclips hands down
Fell asleep at the wheel delivering pizza, crashed into a sign, still got the pizza there on time and got a tip. Also dominos has unlimited garlic bread, it was 1 for u, 2 for me on the way there.
I stacked the moped going around a corner last night cause there was gravel all over the road didn't tell them that and they complained about how bad their food was ahaha
@@jakelieske8480 well they didn’t know did they? If you told them maybe they would of understanded.
@@ProKirillfan69 would of ≠ would've.... is English your first language?
@@allstarwatt7246 no, it’s just the internet so nothing makes sense
Absolutely your best video lads
love it
Absolutely broke me at flattening the garlic bread 😂
That bit at the end was the funniest thing you have ever done. “ME TOO” ??
On ya Declan!!! Legend man.
Quality content mate! ahaha had a good laugh with this one! Keep up the good work!
Fuck yeah Declan, you're funny af. It must be hard putting up with Connor everyday but keep up the good work mate, you're killing it 🤙
Domino's fired me
You guys are awesome,love your content! Also I have a brother named Declan so appreciation for that too haha
"You knew it's cheap slop" I felt attacked 🤣🤣🤣
i like supporting the good old family business with a view or two... that leaves me with a good feeling in my heart, right in me heart... i love it...
this is the most underrated channel ever
@dolimi jotoo probably has some mates on the inside, that or he just asks. either would probably work
Hahahah another classic accurate vid 😂😂 keep em coming
Declan is mint, but Connor is really good at doing what he's told too.
This is so professionally shot and edited on top of being dead on
fuck me garn you truly are the embodiment of australian comedy and we fuckin love ya mate. keep it up :')
I love this. I'm actually working at dominos at the moment. been loving it
i love garn
the fucken ""you too"holy fuck there's gonna be a delivery driver or two unable to fight the urge to just turn around and do that.
Instead of a citizen test we should just have people decypher 1 garn video
(In the best way this shits gold)
Nobody else seems to be saying it so i will. I fucking love Connor's reaction to that absolutely DISGUSTING username im not even going to type. He makes it clear without even saying a word just a simple "eeyuck" noise that he is 100% against that username and what it represents and i respect the absolute fuck outta you for it Connor.
"Sorry about that, devon hands you know how it is" 🤣
Wow, love your videos!
Connor basically has every job in Australia
declan is a champion writer and connor delivers the lines fantastically
Very creative writing Declan is.
20 mins to 2 hours delivery.
The volatility of that is priceless 😂😂
Ah the memories of my uni days where I’d down a $4 dominoes pizza and a mountain dew and couldn’t put on a kg if I wanted to.
I find your videos really funny, well done guys :)
As a delivery driver myself the pizzia goes upside down because we like to brake as hard as possible soo it goes flying off the seat.
As a former Townsville resident, this shit is absolute gold. Love you man!!
Love the work you’s do, cheers to anyone involved! Legends 🍻
The guy with the blonde hair, his expressions are absolutely hilarious in every video.. 😂
good old dominos. go back 10 years or so and it was actually decent pizza for the price (with discounts). these days on the rare occasion i do order it, i regret it. yet whenever i see a dominos ad its always about how theyve improved this or improved that, fresher ingredients, higher quality ingredients. well if thats the case dominos, go back to the unfresh low quality shit you used to serve, it was far superior.
These days if I want cheapo pizza I go Pizza Hut. Never had a shit pizza from them. Loads of toppings and cooked right.
Domino's on the other hand the last few times I ordered were some of the saddest pizzas ever. Even by cheap and nasty standards they either had barely any toppings or was overcooked to shit.
@@Dd-ue4ct yeah pizza hut is definitely better than dominos. pizza hut did something within the past few years and their dough is now top tier. their crust reheated in the microwave 3 days later is still better than dominos fresh.
@@Dd-ue4ct pizza hut is so much better
These fellas don't miss
Declan is a legend
This guy is hilarious. as an American idk how i stumbled upon this guy but glad i did.
Thanks Declan, great moves, keep it up.
Love these garn videos. Absolute legend.
Instant banger!!!
im not going to lie that "you too" part got me good
Dude this is so true
Fuck yeah, Declan, ya bloody legend!
Hey Garn do everything Foot Locker Employee. I think you will smash it mate.
You boys are bloody legends. Can't wait for more! Also I got a fucking Dominos ad when the vid finished hahaha Gotta get 'em to stop treading on Dominoes territory mate!
At my store the drivers are the cooks. They'll ignore customers and leave to do deliveries too.
$5 pizza though, and if I plan ahead it's ready before I walk into the store.
Don't blame 'em, customers are the worst
For $5 what do you expect? You get what you pay for.
The amount of cultural crossover between the US, and Australia is amazing.
How the fuck did you convince dominos to let you use their cars and stuff and then trash the brand lmao great work
I'm pretty sure it wasn't that difficult. The manager probably could give a fuck less
All press is good press
Dude, your #21 on trending! Congrats!!