Every Real Estate Agent Ever
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- as long as i've got the kit on & some chewy in the mouth
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
if you're seeing ads on this vid boys just know we aint seeing a cent from them! jump on the patreon!
I got ya on payday bruz
holy shit your view to upload time is grouse keep it up legends
Done
Then I'll hop on the adblocker
mate just chuck the ads in there and get some cash from these top notch vids ! would happily watch some ads to support you mate
This dude has to be the most underrated Australian content creator
he is pure content
Not for long
@lewis spears
Him and Fairbairn films combined would be amazing lol
Agreed
$80 for a briefcase of extra gum is 100% worth it
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@@mahditaher2787 I can't read
The 6 dislikes are Townsville’s real estate agents
They're the people that bought a house thinking they had a 12 car garage, but it was only 2.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true virgo Paterson is the worst of em
Daring and young lol
The safe full of chewing gum is fucking hilarious.
Murphy's free real-estate.
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@@Waste_Around_Melbourne epic
Only good thing to ever come out of Townsville. Let's be real mate
hahaha true that
Jack Miller
Ay there’s sick puppy 4x4 to mate
Carl Baron
@Ika Ayu wtf??
Now this is the definition of accuracy. Raided by the estate agents every couple of months or so like a swat team.
Why the knackers have to look in my fridge is beyond me.
Oh. I actually used to work for a landlord and I can tell you why. Once some dude just totally ripped out the inside motor/compressor etc and did a bad job of converting what was left into a hydroponic weed grow. But he still used the fridge bulb so all he saw was a shelf of dead pot seedlings inside of a vegetable crisper full of aquarium gravel.
@@deathpyre42 The ones that were looking into my fridge seemed more like they were looking for something to eat. Like a kid looking through their parents fridge and cupboards for something they think will taste nice.
But why would someone bother taking out the electrical components to use a fridge as a grow house, seems unnecessary.
A better use for old fridges is to use them for brewing beer in with the aid of a heat pad and temperature controller to switch between the fridge compressor and the heat pad to maintain appropriate brewing temperatures.
@@TheHungrySlug honestly I have 0 clue. Then again these were art student dorms so basically all the tenants would wreck them in creative ways. Ever have to scrape 2 year old congealed vomit from the top of an 8ft high cabinet?
Its common practice in the United States for tenants to leave out food for the landchad when he inspects the house. On top of the rents tenants are expected to tip as well.
@@andrewsmith8715They tip the bloke who's potentially going to evict them, then say Brits and Canucks are too polite
how you just gonna upload the end of fast 5 straight to youtube
At least he chose a good one, any chance we could lend like 100k subscribers just for a few weeks bruz?
Mannn he would be stoked to see this comment
Did you say collab??? Damnnn
@@DIRTYPLACCY aye man, should spot a few for the boys up in Townsie.
Nice vids mate
The dude who helped me get my house was amazing. He was the most helpful, knowledgeable, competent and useful realtor ever. The seller's agent, on the other hand, was 100% the way you portray them lol
This is one of the best channels in Aus
THE best
In the word?
Second to aunty Dona
truth
Change Aus to 'Planet' and there we go!
liking the video before I even watch it cause i know it’s gonna be a banger
I love this guy, Australian comedy at its best.
The quality of the videos are amazing, keep it up
"Look boys, you know me."
That succulent chinese meal clip gets me every time
I like the earlier one, it started with, "What are the charges". Fuckin gold 🤣😂🤣
He nailed the real estate agent death stare LMAO
This video had a lot more layers than the others so far. I'm loving these!
love your content. Townsville's a goldmine for satire and I'm glad to see a youtuber put our city's most abundant resource to good use
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Murphy's real estate isnt acting its just how real estate agents do their business.
This should be a mainstream prime time tv spot skit show, get this guy a talkshow, get this guy a movie deal, get this guy a sponsorship with extra chewie
Garn you are great, you are extremely funny and not obnoxious or pretentious at all, I love it. Please keep up your dead pan sense of humour!
“You wouldn’t happen to be callin me a liar would ya” 😂😂 that was some world class acting
0:30 getting ready for the year 6 disco
Deserves way more subs! Honestly really enjoyable content!
honestly my new favourite youtube channel! fuckin love ya murph
You guys are very underrated, I am waiting to see you guys go famous
You got my love boys.
Patron Blokes.
This guys was at 2k and I blink and he’s over half way to 100k wth?? Great content haha
Yeah I been here since like 3k lol
So around 5 weeks or so
Love your videos man make my day even better then it already always love a good laugh
Anita Dump..... I had to rewind and read all the names again; still laughing. Great going Garny!!!!
“See theses names scrolling past, that could be your name” Anita Dump...yeh nah I’ll keep me name that’s mate, cheers. 😂😂🤙
Poor Declan having to pressure wash each other for weeks because the showers broken😂
Fuck I love this guy, once my centrelink comes through I'll deffo give him a few
If your looking for more ideas you do a video on bad Landlords, plenty of them about. Enjoyed this video, onya!
‘Corey Trevor’ Trailer Park Boys references 😂.
"Chewing gum intensifies" 🤣
I wish I had money to support you boys, these videos are too good
This is gonna be the next fairbain films
"We have literally been standing in our yards and pressure hosing ourselves clean"
I feel privileged to be here before this guy blows up.
Guys like you keep Australia real. Good stuff mate.
Just found your channel and had a short binge, loving the content so far!
Guys, guys... You're going to blow up BIG TIME! You seriously have got your shirt together... Every single time I go to click on a new vid I'm like 'maybe this one will be the let down' but no... You just keep giving daddy the goodies!
Fucking loving these.
Good shit!
Bahahahaha.................. you legend😂. Yeah ya know when a real estate agent lies, their lips move.
Another banger bloody hell lads good stuff hope you blokes go viral
5.7k subs is where I started watching Garn. Now its over 60k. Well done!
You guys remind me of Fairbarin films, not just because you're Australian... but you have a similar comedy style and use similar editing techniques...
Keep up the good work! :)
Love how I talk about real estate 1hr before this video drops then he drops a real estate video
The subtitles is what makes these videos quality 💯
bad day at work! This video really made my day. Thanks Mate !
Mate as a person from a family of realestate agents i can tell you theyre like this. except for my family, theyre good people.
My favorite part is knowing he legit had to drive off with the safe attached to his car and other people had to watch that in real life thinking "WTF?!"
Good shit mate, love the shades.
Mate these videos are top tier. You’ll be rollin in free money soon
Love it brother
🤣 fukn chewey, I laughed so hard I needed my ventolin ...🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely love the content! Keep it coming
The speed dealer glasses really top it off
Lmfao playin it safe I lost it.
Just joined your Patreon man, love these vids
Not gonna lie. Probably my favourite RUclips right now!
The fuckin legend is back....
Just signed up to the garncomedy patreon. Keep em coming Murph. Eshay out
I'd yeet over to the patreon but I'm up for a new engine & RGB footwell lighting for the barina I bought with your durry trick :/
It’s always a good day when murph uploads
This dude deserves 1 million subs
The only person who chews chewing gum harder than someone 7 caps deep is a real estate agent
One of the best strayan youtubers. How long has he even been around for?
since like December last year
@Ika Ayu Fuck knows why you keep putting this site address up mate as it only takes people to a shitbag video.
Fucken love it murph!! Bang up job!
Murph without a hat isnt real, he cant hurt you
Murph without a hat:
The best aussie yt channel i swear
Deadset one of the funniest aussie content creators
My property manager no joke walks in to my apartment every few months, walks into each room then walks out saying see ya in few months XD
Great vid as always, also just noticed you look like Billy Strings if he’d just attended the Annual Pinga Chew
Man your channel has exploded over the past few weeks. I remember you being at 5k
This video's are awesome, I love the ozzy humour.
I can't wait for the Auntie Donna crossover episode
This is the first video of yours I have ever seen, how did I immediately know it was Townsville lmaooo
Hahaha knew it would be full of chewy.
Give us the dankpods treatment with the one dollar a month, gets in the big bucks
Love your videos! Just found your channel! keep it up, but dont go broke lol.
Legend
ive done a close inspection on the blur and it says a good agency, Belle Property. Good shit there.
mate you're the only person i turn my ad blocker off for x
i literally stay up waiting for this man to upload
Fucking good to see Townsville getting some love 😂
Next Fairbairn films and Jimi Jackson style channel. Love the videos. Remember us when you have 1M+ subscribers.
Dude you guys are a crap up. Love it ^^
Awesome stuff brother
Fuck yeah mate... straight on the trending list 🤘🏻🍻
Shiiiiiiiiiiiet, I need more vids to watch! You fucking legendary mate.
You got that magistrates court chic style going on
"And ahh this is not a character" fuckin lost it mate haha
Great work man love it
You had me passing myself in the 1st 30sec
I get very excited every week for the weekly episode
What a legend
every dole bludger ever PLEASEE
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣FUCKING BEST YET!!
Damn i remember u had like 500 subs man CONGRATS