Every Real Estate Agent Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
  • as long as i've got the kit on & some chewy in the mouth
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    Written & Directed by Declan Evanson

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  • @GarnComedy
    @GarnComedy  3 года назад +1199

    if you're seeing ads on this vid boys just know we aint seeing a cent from them! jump on the patreon!

    • @BrdyBvll
      @BrdyBvll 3 года назад +17

      I got ya on payday bruz

    • @saithemusicguy
      @saithemusicguy 3 года назад +8

      holy shit your view to upload time is grouse keep it up legends

    • @luminance69
      @luminance69 3 года назад +1

      Done

    • @Moon-v5x
      @Moon-v5x 3 года назад +13

      Then I'll hop on the adblocker

    • @myksyd97
      @myksyd97 3 года назад +11

      mate just chuck the ads in there and get some cash from these top notch vids ! would happily watch some ads to support you mate

  • @BrdyBvll
    @BrdyBvll 3 года назад +1702

    This dude has to be the most underrated Australian content creator

    • @jimmycodmw2
      @jimmycodmw2 3 года назад +7

      he is pure content

    • @lame_chimpala
      @lame_chimpala 3 года назад +4

      Not for long

    • @lessgo8738
      @lessgo8738 3 года назад +3

      @lewis spears

    • @QFRR
      @QFRR 3 года назад +11

      Him and Fairbairn films combined would be amazing lol

    • @VinceTropMedia
      @VinceTropMedia 3 года назад

      Agreed

  • @Rxmbler
    @Rxmbler 3 года назад +591

    $80 for a briefcase of extra gum is 100% worth it

  • @tobynbulloch7487
    @tobynbulloch7487 3 года назад +479

    The 6 dislikes are Townsville’s real estate agents

    • @descorbett6463
      @descorbett6463 3 года назад +10

      They're the people that bought a house thinking they had a 12 car garage, but it was only 2.

    • @isaacjuhel9828
      @isaacjuhel9828 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true virgo Paterson is the worst of em

    • @kizzjd9578
      @kizzjd9578 3 года назад +1

      Daring and young lol

  • @jacksonfriend4169
    @jacksonfriend4169 3 года назад +243

    The safe full of chewing gum is fucking hilarious.

  • @brandoncrook466
    @brandoncrook466 3 года назад +258

    Murphy's free real-estate.

  • @silverprotect79
    @silverprotect79 3 года назад +533

    Only good thing to ever come out of Townsville. Let's be real mate

  • @TheHungrySlug
    @TheHungrySlug 3 года назад +74

    Now this is the definition of accuracy. Raided by the estate agents every couple of months or so like a swat team.
    Why the knackers have to look in my fridge is beyond me.

    • @deathpyre42
      @deathpyre42 2 года назад +9

      Oh. I actually used to work for a landlord and I can tell you why. Once some dude just totally ripped out the inside motor/compressor etc and did a bad job of converting what was left into a hydroponic weed grow. But he still used the fridge bulb so all he saw was a shelf of dead pot seedlings inside of a vegetable crisper full of aquarium gravel.

    • @TheHungrySlug
      @TheHungrySlug 2 года назад +7

      @@deathpyre42 The ones that were looking into my fridge seemed more like they were looking for something to eat. Like a kid looking through their parents fridge and cupboards for something they think will taste nice.
      But why would someone bother taking out the electrical components to use a fridge as a grow house, seems unnecessary.
      A better use for old fridges is to use them for brewing beer in with the aid of a heat pad and temperature controller to switch between the fridge compressor and the heat pad to maintain appropriate brewing temperatures.

    • @deathpyre42
      @deathpyre42 2 года назад +2

      @@TheHungrySlug honestly I have 0 clue. Then again these were art student dorms so basically all the tenants would wreck them in creative ways. Ever have to scrape 2 year old congealed vomit from the top of an 8ft high cabinet?

    • @andrewsmith8715
      @andrewsmith8715 Год назад

      Its common practice in the United States for tenants to leave out food for the landchad when he inspects the house. On top of the rents tenants are expected to tip as well.

    • @michaelmartin9022
      @michaelmartin9022 4 месяца назад

      ​@@andrewsmith8715They tip the bloke who's potentially going to evict them, then say Brits and Canucks are too polite

  • @FairbairnFilms
    @FairbairnFilms 3 года назад +267

    how you just gonna upload the end of fast 5 straight to youtube

    • @DIRTYPLACCY
      @DIRTYPLACCY 3 года назад +4

      At least he chose a good one, any chance we could lend like 100k subscribers just for a few weeks bruz?

    • @wreadit7520
      @wreadit7520 3 года назад +3

      Mannn he would be stoked to see this comment

    • @xsyntheticrazer2613
      @xsyntheticrazer2613 3 года назад +7

      Did you say collab??? Damnnn

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 3 года назад

      @@DIRTYPLACCY aye man, should spot a few for the boys up in Townsie.

    • @malikthemadman
      @malikthemadman 2 года назад

      Nice vids mate

  • @silkroad1201
    @silkroad1201 2 года назад +60

    The dude who helped me get my house was amazing. He was the most helpful, knowledgeable, competent and useful realtor ever. The seller's agent, on the other hand, was 100% the way you portray them lol

  • @baileymehico9767
    @baileymehico9767 3 года назад +123

    This is one of the best channels in Aus

  • @bigbluebe9859
    @bigbluebe9859 3 года назад +79

    liking the video before I even watch it cause i know it’s gonna be a banger

  • @PeterF12
    @PeterF12 3 года назад +17

    I love this guy, Australian comedy at its best.
    The quality of the videos are amazing, keep it up

  • @milkzz4054
    @milkzz4054 3 года назад +25

    "Look boys, you know me."

  • @samburge5019
    @samburge5019 3 года назад +16

    That succulent chinese meal clip gets me every time

    • @banger0250
      @banger0250 3 года назад +1

      I like the earlier one, it started with, "What are the charges". Fuckin gold 🤣😂🤣

  • @MAli-jg9if
    @MAli-jg9if 3 года назад +47

    He nailed the real estate agent death stare LMAO

  • @ashleycalhoun1824
    @ashleycalhoun1824 3 года назад +6

    This video had a lot more layers than the others so far. I'm loving these!

  • @gabbee4626
    @gabbee4626 3 года назад +9

    love your content. Townsville's a goldmine for satire and I'm glad to see a youtuber put our city's most abundant resource to good use

    • @susanaella7431
      @susanaella7431 3 года назад

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  • @ThatAussiePingu
    @ThatAussiePingu 3 года назад +20

    Murphy's real estate isnt acting its just how real estate agents do their business.

  • @Randymountaine
    @Randymountaine 3 года назад +3

    This should be a mainstream prime time tv spot skit show, get this guy a talkshow, get this guy a movie deal, get this guy a sponsorship with extra chewie

  • @troybailey9524
    @troybailey9524 3 года назад +3

    Garn you are great, you are extremely funny and not obnoxious or pretentious at all, I love it. Please keep up your dead pan sense of humour!

  • @paigeking6663
    @paigeking6663 3 года назад +1

    “You wouldn’t happen to be callin me a liar would ya” 😂😂 that was some world class acting

  • @Ryan-nd3ov
    @Ryan-nd3ov 3 года назад +11

    0:30 getting ready for the year 6 disco

  • @zofan0
    @zofan0 3 года назад +2

    Deserves way more subs! Honestly really enjoyable content!

  • @xpuregold1925
    @xpuregold1925 3 года назад +4

    honestly my new favourite youtube channel! fuckin love ya murph

  • @Dark_Joel
    @Dark_Joel 3 года назад +3

    You guys are very underrated, I am waiting to see you guys go famous

  • @beau-2222
    @beau-2222 3 года назад +7

    You got my love boys.
    Patron Blokes.

  • @cursedhempseed5931
    @cursedhempseed5931 3 года назад +19

    This guys was at 2k and I blink and he’s over half way to 100k wth?? Great content haha

    • @ljp4008
      @ljp4008 3 года назад

      Yeah I been here since like 3k lol

    • @ljp4008
      @ljp4008 3 года назад

      So around 5 weeks or so

  • @liam_dairy
    @liam_dairy 3 года назад +3

    Love your videos man make my day even better then it already always love a good laugh

  • @DougieL
    @DougieL 3 года назад

    Anita Dump..... I had to rewind and read all the names again; still laughing. Great going Garny!!!!

  • @jackasswarvetrian
    @jackasswarvetrian 3 года назад +2

    “See theses names scrolling past, that could be your name” Anita Dump...yeh nah I’ll keep me name that’s mate, cheers. 😂😂🤙

  • @scottspropertyservices6877
    @scottspropertyservices6877 3 года назад +2

    Poor Declan having to pressure wash each other for weeks because the showers broken😂

  • @erogaki
    @erogaki 3 года назад +2

    Fuck I love this guy, once my centrelink comes through I'll deffo give him a few

  • @stephenbell8323
    @stephenbell8323 2 месяца назад +1

    If your looking for more ideas you do a video on bad Landlords, plenty of them about. Enjoyed this video, onya!

  • @xinniethepooh7174
    @xinniethepooh7174 3 года назад +3

    ‘Corey Trevor’ Trailer Park Boys references 😂.

  • @pyromagic7113
    @pyromagic7113 2 года назад +1

    "Chewing gum intensifies" 🤣

  • @spaddo3529
    @spaddo3529 3 года назад +2

    I wish I had money to support you boys, these videos are too good

  • @anthonysaraullo71
    @anthonysaraullo71 3 года назад +6

    This is gonna be the next fairbain films

  • @kass2227
    @kass2227 3 года назад +2

    "We have literally been standing in our yards and pressure hosing ourselves clean"

  • @lochlainngaming7182
    @lochlainngaming7182 3 года назад +3

    I feel privileged to be here before this guy blows up.

  • @ranjeetonline
    @ranjeetonline 3 года назад +6

    Guys like you keep Australia real. Good stuff mate.

  • @Aceownage
    @Aceownage 3 года назад

    Just found your channel and had a short binge, loving the content so far!

  • @ShaqDarnell1993
    @ShaqDarnell1993 3 года назад

    Guys, guys... You're going to blow up BIG TIME! You seriously have got your shirt together... Every single time I go to click on a new vid I'm like 'maybe this one will be the let down' but no... You just keep giving daddy the goodies!
    Fucking loving these.
    Good shit!

  • @gustavobro2484
    @gustavobro2484 3 года назад

    Bahahahaha.................. you legend😂. Yeah ya know when a real estate agent lies, their lips move.

  • @rafunki2862
    @rafunki2862 3 года назад

    Another banger bloody hell lads good stuff hope you blokes go viral

  • @chrisnorman1183
    @chrisnorman1183 3 года назад

    5.7k subs is where I started watching Garn. Now its over 60k. Well done!

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 3 года назад +6

    You guys remind me of Fairbarin films, not just because you're Australian... but you have a similar comedy style and use similar editing techniques...
    Keep up the good work! :)

  • @howitwas6142
    @howitwas6142 3 года назад

    Love how I talk about real estate 1hr before this video drops then he drops a real estate video

  • @Angroham5
    @Angroham5 3 года назад +1

    The subtitles is what makes these videos quality 💯

  • @alokt1905
    @alokt1905 3 года назад +1

    bad day at work! This video really made my day. Thanks Mate !

  • @jacksonstandley555
    @jacksonstandley555 3 года назад +1

    Mate as a person from a family of realestate agents i can tell you theyre like this. except for my family, theyre good people.

  • @paulpatrong5113
    @paulpatrong5113 2 года назад

    My favorite part is knowing he legit had to drive off with the safe attached to his car and other people had to watch that in real life thinking "WTF?!"

  • @sneezingmango
    @sneezingmango 3 года назад +1

    Good shit mate, love the shades.

  • @willelverd7728
    @willelverd7728 3 года назад +1

    Mate these videos are top tier. You’ll be rollin in free money soon

  • @ut2z673
    @ut2z673 3 года назад +1

    Love it brother

  • @kennethsmith3260
    @kennethsmith3260 2 года назад

    🤣 fukn chewey, I laughed so hard I needed my ventolin ...🤣🤣🤣

  • @nox8262
    @nox8262 3 года назад

    Absolutely love the content! Keep it coming

  • @kiwiingenuity6666
    @kiwiingenuity6666 3 года назад +1

    The speed dealer glasses really top it off

  • @gw7157
    @gw7157 3 года назад

    Lmfao playin it safe I lost it.

  • @no_shoes6706
    @no_shoes6706 3 года назад

    Just joined your Patreon man, love these vids

  • @BD-jm2rj
    @BD-jm2rj 3 года назад

    Not gonna lie. Probably my favourite RUclips right now!

  • @antoniofrascella8687
    @antoniofrascella8687 3 года назад +3

    The fuckin legend is back....

  • @isaacjuhel9828
    @isaacjuhel9828 3 года назад

    Just signed up to the garncomedy patreon. Keep em coming Murph. Eshay out

  • @drewb6838
    @drewb6838 3 года назад +12

    I'd yeet over to the patreon but I'm up for a new engine & RGB footwell lighting for the barina I bought with your durry trick :/

  • @snaggygreens8692
    @snaggygreens8692 3 года назад +2

    It’s always a good day when murph uploads

  • @willmace7040
    @willmace7040 3 года назад +3

    This dude deserves 1 million subs

  • @Footrotflats251
    @Footrotflats251 3 года назад

    The only person who chews chewing gum harder than someone 7 caps deep is a real estate agent

  • @lonk6553
    @lonk6553 3 года назад +3

    One of the best strayan youtubers. How long has he even been around for?

    • @GarnComedy
      @GarnComedy  3 года назад +2

      since like December last year

    • @susansinclair4914
      @susansinclair4914 3 года назад

      @Ika Ayu Fuck knows why you keep putting this site address up mate as it only takes people to a shitbag video.

  • @kebabking7025
    @kebabking7025 3 года назад +2

    Fucken love it murph!! Bang up job!

  • @Moxleid
    @Moxleid 2 года назад

    Murph without a hat isnt real, he cant hurt you
    Murph without a hat:

  • @ashd3585
    @ashd3585 3 года назад

    The best aussie yt channel i swear

  • @Alex-os4pn
    @Alex-os4pn 3 года назад +2

    Deadset one of the funniest aussie content creators

  • @TheStinkyShadow
    @TheStinkyShadow 3 года назад

    My property manager no joke walks in to my apartment every few months, walks into each room then walks out saying see ya in few months XD

  • @95JakX
    @95JakX 3 года назад

    Great vid as always, also just noticed you look like Billy Strings if he’d just attended the Annual Pinga Chew

  • @asams7255
    @asams7255 3 года назад +1

    Man your channel has exploded over the past few weeks. I remember you being at 5k

  • @studole154
    @studole154 2 года назад

    This video's are awesome, I love the ozzy humour.

  • @Ethaninja
    @Ethaninja 2 года назад

    I can't wait for the Auntie Donna crossover episode

  • @ecargnz7762
    @ecargnz7762 3 года назад

    This is the first video of yours I have ever seen, how did I immediately know it was Townsville lmaooo

  • @joeblow6202
    @joeblow6202 3 года назад

    Hahaha knew it would be full of chewy.

  • @theoblanks8364
    @theoblanks8364 3 года назад

    Give us the dankpods treatment with the one dollar a month, gets in the big bucks

  • @Thomas_Smaling
    @Thomas_Smaling 3 года назад +1

    Love your videos! Just found your channel! keep it up, but dont go broke lol.

  • @brissiebeaver4382
    @brissiebeaver4382 3 года назад +1

    Legend

  • @TT10Kofficial
    @TT10Kofficial 10 месяцев назад

    ive done a close inspection on the blur and it says a good agency, Belle Property. Good shit there.

  • @Str8UpSalty
    @Str8UpSalty 3 года назад

    mate you're the only person i turn my ad blocker off for x

  • @rohanjosem
    @rohanjosem 3 года назад

    i literally stay up waiting for this man to upload

  • @murdy9295
    @murdy9295 3 года назад

    Fucking good to see Townsville getting some love 😂

  • @Lucas-ym6fn
    @Lucas-ym6fn 3 года назад +1

    Next Fairbairn films and Jimi Jackson style channel. Love the videos. Remember us when you have 1M+ subscribers.

  • @RoryV7
    @RoryV7 3 года назад

    Dude you guys are a crap up. Love it ^^

  • @noob-gamer28
    @noob-gamer28 3 года назад

    Awesome stuff brother

  • @yeahnahyeah7872
    @yeahnahyeah7872 3 года назад

    Fuck yeah mate... straight on the trending list 🤘🏻🍻

  • @chizushuynh1
    @chizushuynh1 3 года назад

    Shiiiiiiiiiiiet, I need more vids to watch! You fucking legendary mate.

  • @southerndiy1
    @southerndiy1 3 года назад

    You got that magistrates court chic style going on

  • @bikergobrrr
    @bikergobrrr 3 года назад

    "And ahh this is not a character" fuckin lost it mate haha

  • @themadmutt2270
    @themadmutt2270 3 года назад

    Great work man love it

  • @steves5527
    @steves5527 2 года назад

    You had me passing myself in the 1st 30sec

  • @vorpalworpal1689
    @vorpalworpal1689 3 года назад

    I get very excited every week for the weekly episode

  • @ciaranwinnett932
    @ciaranwinnett932 3 года назад +1

    What a legend

  • @acepvp271
    @acepvp271 3 года назад

    every dole bludger ever PLEASEE

  • @chrislee805
    @chrislee805 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣FUCKING BEST YET!!

  • @harryk8434
    @harryk8434 3 года назад

    Damn i remember u had like 500 subs man CONGRATS