Every Council Worker Ever... | Garn.
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that 2:1 ratio is the most spot on thing ive ever seen in me life
M8 it’s more like 1:4+++
The golden ratio, mate
I drove past a 6:1 today
@@davo7512 tbh ive always seen an 8:0 around my area
@@nathr7375 holes can be tricky now days
"been working with the council for 2 weeks now"
"haven't moved an inch of dirt in at least 2 weeks"
Yeah lmao the first thing he did was nothing and they left him to it
"Gotta love our system"
@@tuttosalve8352 They only notice when you start to slack, but if you always slack, it's hard to slack even more
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Yeah, I don't know about this. I work for the council and it's not like that at all. I've watched this twelve times now during my shift and it's just not adding up
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA ahhh thats good mate🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They had us in the first half
Stuff the council getting rid of my jumps, it’s messed up they are doing no harm
Hahaha gold beat comment all week lol
Halirous 👍
As a fellow Aussie, this bloke better fucken get famous on this app this shit funny asf
The way that's worded sounds like someone who came from TikTok and "found" RUclips
You... you know youtube is a website right? Not "an app"
@Fieldtrippers fckin oath m8
Something to remember even though I hate when people call this an app. A large number of people use youtube exclusively on their phones. They don't put youtube.com into a url bar. They open the app on their phones/smart tv/tablet. So, technically, for some people it is exclusively an app. But, knowing the context most people of any internet knowledge would know that all apps essentially redirect a portion or all of their traffic from the main website server. Most people know that youtube is a website, and has an app for ease of use. An app such as youtube or twitter is just a fancy website view. Nobody would call it an app except zoomers or people who basically only use their phones.
@@mqrkoh Don't act like you only use pc man.
The local council near me recently finished a crossing with 2 new curbs. Took them 6 months of doing absolutely bloody nothing to finish. Yet on another street, they got a brand new zebra corssing/speed bump done literally over night! The 6 month team were obviously far more experienced senior workers ;)
Nah the other street just gave their workers a case of beer to get it done
Near me there was a new 4-lane road that was coned off to be only 2 lanes for about 5 months, even though the road was finished
Former council worker here. You missed out showing the "after lunch drive to let your lunch go down" , the old "size up the job at 1pm and declare it too big to finish before knock off" trick and finally the favourite "get back to the depot an hour before knock off to do "maintenance" ". God I miss it.
Spot on mate...current council worker here
Just make sure ur coordinator don't catch you aye..half hour lunches, fuck let's make it an hour
Used to work for a drilling contractor and the getting back to the depot thing is so accurate, I’d just hide from the contracts manager for an hour then go home 40 mins early
Can't forget the "cooldown drive", need to go for a drive to cool off after a job
No wonder sh*t doesn't get done in my area on time agreed by the contractors etc when discussing it in the mayor's office. 😅
He also forgot that when it rains all work just stops.
1 shovelling, 5 supervising get it right dude!
The deeper the hole the more supervisors needed!
are you fucking serious.. 5 to dig a deep fucken hole..? What the fuck do 4 others do? talk shit while one watches?
Mathew turner no, they all talk and watch while one digs
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@@RennieAsh if u ever think your job has no meaning.. just remember those stand up twigs trying to look important
@@mathew5956 mate do you not get the fucking joke
Wouldn't want somebody falling in, the paperwork would take hours
I’m so in tune with this guy I didn’t even realise he was saying fuck every 3rd word until someone commented about it haha
LOL.. FUCK, I didn't even fucken notice until I fucken read your comment for fuck's sake!
Best quote I’ve heard being a council worker is just being on the doll with high vis, that’s prettty much it
Hahaha.Yep, nailed it!
It's actually less work than being on the dole pretending to get a job, lmaooooo
hahahahah this is golden
I am proud to be the first reply on the this comment
thank you sunny v2 from fortnite
I'm from Australia its true atleast in rural areas
Yeah your not the only one from Australia bud
The stop sign lollipop prank is golden
Why is this so accurate like everything is correct
When I was in Australia I wondered why they always had double the people on the sites than they needed. I assumed that's what they did because half of the folks were just standing there watching the cars go by.
I know the accuracy of the last bit to heart. Number of times I've known people to use the Bunnings trip to get out of doing work. Priceless.
"measure once smoko twice" love it
"Oh a prank?" Im gonna do that next time someone tries to make me do stupid shit
how am i still unemployed after this?
Your not useless enough
Potentially might have something to do with killing a bunch of children and eliminating a whole race?
@@olsirmonkey nah thats not it
@@olsirmonkey 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤡🤡🤡
The excessive murder of children might have something to do with it
The Dare iced coffees complete the look. You need a milk crate throne though.
“Working for the council is like being on the dole but in hi vis”. Fuckin this bloke is a legend!
That tradesman's brekkie on point!. Maybe a red bull or two.
I think council is simular to what we have here in the Netherlands.. They drive around all day and drink coffee everwhere.. Ocationally taking a bike out the water or turn a tile on the street
This man is the live-action version of Mike Nolan, holy shit
Bro if this isnt the most underrated comment then i dunno what is. 😂😂😂
I work at a place where we told the apprentice we needed some "positively charged ions" to help evaporate excess water in a concrete slab. . .
We got him to stand behind someone that was grinding steel viciously (sparks going every where) thinking he had catch as many sparks as he could because the grinding disk was an "expense ion one"
hahah pretty funny 10secs
I dont remember permitting this reanactment of me at my last job.
I've watched 4 council workers move a sprinkler before... This video is incredibly accurate
"Measure once smoko twice" had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Plot Twist: He didnt dig up a single bit of dirt but he has struck absolute gold.
I thought it was just council men in Ireland that did as little as possible. Also, you are 100 % right about being on the dole is harder work than working. I was on the dole for over a year and it was probably the worst time in my life. Always worried about everything. Now I drive a truck and it’s definitely much easier than worrying about the dole office cutting your pay. Cheers mate. Keep up the great work. Videos make me laugh when I see them
The double stop sign bit is LEGIT one of the funny these I've seen in years. Give these guys a movie, boys!
I used to "work" on the mackay city council back in the 90's, yes this video is pretty acurate lol
The quality of the videos keeps getting better and better: funnier and the resolution is even more higher now... amazing work guys!
Deadly concoction of nicotine, caffeine and milk 😂😂😂
Here in Townsville most of the time 5 other people are supervising.
The sneaky punt in the toilet is fucking classic
Some council workers took couple days to fill a pothole about the size of my foot haha
Ay lad you go for hawthorn hawks
Not a council worker, a council “employee”
"Team member"
Down to the Vale to play the Brickies laptops 🤣
Fuck, this channel is going places mate, 12.5k right now, few months of quality shit like this and you'll surly be in the 100ks mate.
Scuffeddddd it's been two days and yous grew 20k, im glad to be apart of this growing tribe
😂😂🤣 you're a bloody legend mate, this is classic
2:20 - That was the best plot twist ever matey!
Im from New Zealand & My Australian friend showed me your videos - You guys are actually so fucking funny and I love it so much
"oi oi brother, fancy seeing you here"
Ima use that later
"Measure once, smoko twice"
1 digging 2 supervising 😂😂
Bro, you're a legend. That's my breakfast too. Two iced coffees, a pastry, and cigs.
ah yeah, went for the old long wait at the pub mate. job well done!
Measure once, smoko twice
-ancient council worker saying
Perfect description
Boss makes a dollar, I make a time. So always shit on company time. 👍🏾
Nailed it
@@hdaman100 my man!
I'm Mc lovin' this 💩 Lmao. Top notch quality story telling.
"measure once smoko twice" ha that's me every day
Hahah fuck I died when you hit up the vale, that's peak Townsville for sure
I’m pretty sure this is most tradies
2:45 "go get yourself a shirt. now fuck off"
rofl instant subscribe!
Measure once... smoke twice.
I died!!! 🤣🤣🤣😍
I love your videos!! :)
01:12 "F***" ! ... we felt that ... 😂
How have you only got 30 thousand subscribers? Absolute art mate.
hahaha, measure once, smoko twice. love it.🤣🤣
"you got me good"
sips pint
Every Aussie guy in his 30s ever:
This is GOLD I can't stop laughing hahaha:p
On the shitter on council time watching this right now.
this is way too accurate and i cant stop laughing :D
Clearly I'm working in the wrong department at council 😂🤣
So many hilarious lines in this XD
You sir, are describing with a 100% accuracy on how state and local gov contracts are executed by contractors. Despite being 16 000km away from me, this is perfectly describing my last week's work. Kudos to you sir!
Bloody legend he is
Mate this is peak humour! Bloody well done.
It’s tradition to come back and revisit old Garn videos for laugh
Blacktown Council be like:
“Your taxes do as much as our workers do, Jackshit”
You are gold. Keep it up
This is your best skit
Classic- you’ll be huge on the tube soon bud
measure once - smoko twice - GOLD!
This is so accurate but this is sooo ozzie. Love it
These are awesome, keep up the great work
LEGEND!Somebody get this man a carton or something.
Mate, while you're at the pie shop, grab me a beef curtain burger and a randy tart, for lunch.
*yeah. i mean. yeah* my uncle was literally told to slow down or hed be fired, bc he did half the years work planting trees in one morning on his first day. gr8 sht man.
I don’t believe you but if that’s true that would explain a lot
Spud cameo? Nice.
This channel is the sick puppy sibling we needed.
"measure twice smoko twice" xD gold
I watched this video this morning at 54k views, come to watch it again this arvo and she’s at like 90k! Well done Connor, you’re a funny bastard. This channel is gonna blow up real quick.
Agree with everything in the video other than stealing the exit (now tuck off) from the powerfish
Bro this man’s is funny as fuck but the fact we live in the same city makes it so much better
He’s not wrong so many breaks so little work!
Good shit, choice smirks and editing. This channels gotta blow up soon enough.
Another awesome vid - keep going boys, this channel is going to be huge.
This is literally the same over the ditch! But our council cant afford the kitted service body with awning & rooftop tent 😂😂 Legend!
I can't wait until this guy blows up on here and becomes the most famous man on RUclips. Super fucking accurate.
That's, uh, very spot on bruv...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THE SHOVEL TRUCK IS LATE, SO YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO LEAN AGAINST EACH OTHER UNTIL IT GETS HERE
The funny thing is i knew someone who fell for the left handed paint brush prank, i couldn't believe it rofl
1:2 worker to supervisor ratio fucking kills me every single day
This is fast becoming my fav channel
1:36 is actually 50% of my life on the road
Ahh it's sad that this is so true and accurate mate..Cheers,Rob.
this man made me google "be on the dole"
I got a council job hoping it would be easy. Never worked harder in my fricken life. Guess the jokes on me.
Yeah this sounds about right!! LOL!!
A video so true that the council got affected and tried to take it down.
Yeah mate, you had me at left-handed screwdriver.