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I hated those “characters” they’d parade out at my local Macca’s in Sydney where I grew up as they were nothing but a bunch of perverts… A little too “touch-feely” with the kids. Despite my parents’ persistent requests, I NEVER got my photo taken with them as I didn’t want to be touched up by some f**kin’ paedo. When I was 14, the guy who would dress up as Hamburglar absolutely got torn a new arsehole in the carpark by irate parents, fed up with constant lack of action from local police who did nothing despite repeated complaints of indecent behaviour from the “characters” at a family restaurant.
@@fullsendit292 … They cornered him & then beat 7 shades of shit out of him. It was only after 1 little girl screamed after she was inappropriately groped & the guy tried to run off. I was walking past on my way home from school & heard all about it & saw him being loaded into the ambulance & he’d been arrested as I noticed he’d been handcuffed to the stretcher with a cop riding with him. I never heard what happened with the others but whenever I hear about rock spiders getting the crap kicked out of them (& deservedly so), I always remember “the Hamburglar moment” ✋️😁👍
Try Brodies Chicken in Qld. I haven’t eaten it in 10+ years. I can still hear the sound of the microwave as they heat up the frozen chicken patty for my stale, partially cold, “chicken burger”. I would take red over them anyday. I once went to a red in deception bay qld around 10pm. We were the only ppl there and driving a Commodore. All the staff literally hid. I think they thought we were going to hold them up. Kind of felt sorry for them. (we ended up going to KFC) But yeah. I can’t figure out how red rooster survives. But the fact that Brodies is still open should bring comfort.
Look mate I shouldn't be saying this but I've had a few tinnies and I'm feeling pretty good so I'll enlighten you. Red Rooster's a honey trap that's completely 100% funded by ASIO, to catch sex offenders. The naughty boys realised long ago that the most secluded place in Australia is a Red Rooster restaurant, and they'd been using it to conduct their naughty business. When the feds caught wind of this, they made a bid, and were able to snag the entire franchise for a little over $6,000, which is about $4,000 more than the next best offer. Funnily enough, no arrests were ever made, and now all the boyz in blue can't get enough of the old Red Pecker.
Today I received my Australian work holiday visa. The majority of my understanding of Australian culture comes from these videos so I think I'll fit right in.
@@michaelbalistreri4102 visa process was surprisingly bullshit free (apart from when I had to travel three hours to a different city to get a medical check up so they could tell me that I don't have tuberculosis) so in the end its mostly just about if you have the finances to do it.
@@Artymusey you may. I had to wait about a week for a medical appointment but once I had uploaded all my documents I had my visa within 24 hours. Really easy. I do live in an EU country and so my experience is probably easier than most.
One day me and my mate, decided to prank call a maccas, so we played this vid, but the bloke on the phone was so entertained by it, he watched for a full 2 minutes, whilst laughing at some bits, before being told to hang up by what may have been his supervisor.
as a HJs worker myself, i swear ive met people exactly like you mate, i was trained by a bloke when i was new and he taught me everything but most importantly how to slack off and steal as much as possible without getting caught, fast forward a bit and all the managers love me, i do basically nothing and steal and eat shit whenever i want and they dont do shit about it lmao, cruizy life hahaha.
@@cobyfield9237 and a couple fights, I think I’ve seen like three frights break out in front of that willows Maccas and all of them started with a dog punch
As a former Maccas worker this was legit spot on 100 percent. Funniest thing I ever witnessed working there was a crackhead asking if he could Afterpay a $2 cheeseburger when we told him we couldn’t do that he lost the plot 🤣🤣
So it isn't just me that carries around a magnifying glass so I can see the cheese burger. Nothing like a good slider, sorry burger, from Maccas, Red or KFC. Believe me they are absolutely nothing like a good burger. 😂
The best part of watching a Garn vid is being a local and pointing out places iv'e been around town. Also big ups to the editor for making seem like that reds is next to that maccas and HJs
I remember a mate who worked at Red Rooster telling all of us Maccas slaves how they got to sit around doing absolutely nothing for their entire shift for a higher wage while we we’d have to drop 80 nuggets on a single order every five minutes
today I learned that aussie burger king is called hungry jacks… for some reason. never change, australia; you’re the final natural evolution of humanity
I've always wondered what workers of 2 fast food places that are right next to each other think about each other. I live near a Macca's, KFC and HJs all on the same street so every time I grab food from one of them I wonder what the others think of each other. Like imagine seeing this type of stuff from the workers of both Macca's and HJs
I worked at both HJ and Maccas, had to choose one to keep, went with the highest bidder at the time which was HJs, 10/10 decision. You get literally destroyed at Maccas and especially at KFC. HJ was easy enough, permanent part time (LOL sucked in HJs) and no bullshit politics
for me atleast, i work at a maccies next to a tim hortons, they get pissy at me if we give them too many customers i.e from closing our drivethru/having a machine broken, but otherwise they just give me free shit
I work in a McDeez and can confirm 80% of the employes are like that and the 20% left are carrying this shit. I know this is an exaggerated clip but it's not that far off the truth😂and it made my day. 10/10 video I laughed my ass off
One time my mate got given a burger with no patty and just cheese went to complain to the manager who was our friend and he looked at the burger and started screaming at his employee
I got a dinner box a while back but didn't want the 2nd cheeseburger, so I ordered it without pickles, sauce, meat, bun, etc. They brought out the meal with an empty cheeseburger wrapper with the grill slip on it. Bloody genius.
Was up at Townsville 3 weeks ago for 5 days to visit the brother in law… though the real reason was I wanted to see the funniest cnt in Australia!!! I didn’t manage that time, but will try again!! Love the content boys!!!
He's actually so right about it's not about food anymore it's about the experience. So many good times going to maccers, what did I eat? Who knows? Haha epic stuff champ
Hahahha worked at maccas for 3 years when I was young, so true And then you get older and realise HJ is heaps better hahahahha Might get a bit of hate too for this comment Red Rooster is probably better than both of them now
The big difference between McDonald's and Hungry Jacks. There's no such thing as "The good McDonald's" but there sure as shit is "The good Hungry Jacks". When I used to be a stoner in Sydney, we'd go on a mission to the good Hungry Jacks.
2:24 hungry jacks definitely beats McDonald’s, hungry jacks is underrated af McDonald’s is alright tho definitely better then red rooster Worst fast food in Australia is Henny Penny no doubt
What I love most about Maccas enjoyers is that if you could rap up a fresh shit in a Maccas wrapper and handed it to them they would eat it with a smile on their face. I guess spending billions of dollars on advertising instead of good food isn't a complete waste of money. 😂
this is bullshit, i've never seen any red rooster have more than a single customer at any given time. that place is emptier than a library during schoolies
Seeing the boys whip a Cowboy Killer Mitsubishi made me weep tears of joy If sending inmates to a "You'll die anyway"-island wasn't the best idea ever for future generations to enjoy, then explain Ozzy culture. I'll wait.
I don’t know if you know but they are currently being sued 250m Aussie dollars and counting for not giving breaks and currently investing if it’s an global issue It was first found out in the NT now it’s a country wide issue Only by the SDA so I don’t know how far it will go
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Love ya garn
To anyone who isn’t an Aussie… this is probably the most accurate portrayal of one you’ll ever see
you fool, you underestimate the Scottish Maccys experience
The Aussie Maccas experience is just the reason I want to punch ronald
Gonna love townsville
As a Canadian working as a tradie and calling Queensland my home, I wouldn't fucking trade it for the world.
I'm front the U.S.A and all his videos are spot on!🤣
Murphy’s lifelong dream of king-hitting Ronald McDonald absolutely cracked me up 😂😂😂.
the whole of south-east melbourne agrees with him through a symphony of VL Turbo doses
I hated those “characters” they’d parade out at my local Macca’s in Sydney where I grew up as they were nothing but a bunch of perverts… A little too “touch-feely” with the kids. Despite my parents’ persistent requests, I NEVER got my photo taken with them as I didn’t want to be touched up by some f**kin’ paedo. When I was 14, the guy who would dress up as Hamburglar absolutely got torn a new arsehole in the carpark by irate parents, fed up with constant lack of action from local police who did nothing despite repeated complaints of indecent behaviour from the “characters” at a family restaurant.
@@gerardroll6468 so they flogged him?
@@fullsendit292 … They cornered him & then beat 7 shades of shit out of him. It was only after 1 little girl screamed after she was inappropriately groped & the guy tried to run off. I was walking past on my way home from school & heard all about it & saw him being loaded into the ambulance & he’d been arrested as I noticed he’d been handcuffed to the stretcher with a cop riding with him. I never heard what happened with the others but whenever I hear about rock spiders getting the crap kicked out of them (& deservedly so), I always remember “the Hamburglar moment” ✋️😁👍
@@gerardroll6468 wow 😯 what a story, what year was this?
They couldn't even find a time of day to make it look like Red Rooster has any customers
holy fuck this guys knows hahaha
@@GarnComedy You look into a Red Rooster and a 10,000 mile stare looks back at you
I was expecting a staged line lol
@@GarnComedy Please make a parody of the lost radioactive capsule in the Australian outback 😂
I once went to red rooster with a workmate.
And there was 1 other customer.
We still waited like 10mins for food.
😢
you know its aussie when they come together to take the piss outta red rooster
If Garn can explain how Red Rooster survives: I can die happy
as someone who works at Reds we just charge 20$ for a regular combo because we get 5 customers per day
@@netz3465 Sure you aren’t selling something on the side? It’s gotta be a cover for something else
Try Brodies Chicken in Qld. I haven’t eaten it in 10+ years. I can still hear the sound of the microwave as they heat up the frozen chicken patty for my stale, partially cold, “chicken burger”. I would take red over them anyday.
I once went to a red in deception bay qld around 10pm. We were the only ppl there and driving a Commodore. All the staff literally hid. I think they thought we were going to hold them up. Kind of felt sorry for them. (we ended up going to KFC)
But yeah. I can’t figure out how red rooster survives. But the fact that Brodies is still open should bring comfort.
@@WhyWouldYouDrawThat They reckon Canadian Rooster down in Portland VIC, is about the best getting ‘round
Look mate I shouldn't be saying this but I've had a few tinnies and I'm feeling pretty good so I'll enlighten you. Red Rooster's a honey trap that's completely 100% funded by ASIO, to catch sex offenders. The naughty boys realised long ago that the most secluded place in Australia is a Red Rooster restaurant, and they'd been using it to conduct their naughty business. When the feds caught wind of this, they made a bid, and were able to snag the entire franchise for a little over $6,000, which is about $4,000 more than the next best offer. Funnily enough, no arrests were ever made, and now all the boyz in blue can't get enough of the old Red Pecker.
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Today I received my Australian work holiday visa. The majority of my understanding of Australian culture comes from these videos so I think I'll fit right in.
My man, I'm seriously considering getting one too. Keep me posted on how your trip goes
Very accurate, ignore the swearing unless it's shouted in rage, it's almost always positive. Other than that, f***ing god's country.
@@michaelbalistreri4102 visa process was surprisingly bullshit free (apart from when I had to travel three hours to a different city to get a medical check up so they could tell me that I don't have tuberculosis) so in the end its mostly just about if you have the finances to do it.
@@Whalefire2 Mind if I ask how long did it take to get processed?
@@Artymusey you may. I had to wait about a week for a medical appointment but once I had uploaded all my documents I had my visa within 24 hours. Really easy. I do live in an EU country and so my experience is probably easier than most.
Every time this man uploads you know it’s gonna be a banger
One day me and my mate, decided to prank call a maccas, so we played this vid, but the bloke on the phone was so entertained by it, he watched for a full 2 minutes, whilst laughing at some bits, before being told to hang up by what may have been his supervisor.
as a HJs worker myself, i swear ive met people exactly like you mate, i was trained by a bloke when i was new and he taught me everything but most importantly how to slack off and steal as much as possible without getting caught, fast forward a bit and all the managers love me, i do basically nothing and steal and eat shit whenever i want and they dont do shit about it lmao, cruizy life hahaha.
HJ's burgers are better by the way. and you can even eat them cold unlike Maccas
Lmao
Is HJ aussie version of burger king? The uniforms the same as the UK 😂
@@STEELCITYMATT yep
Can you please fix the ice cream machine?
As someone who actually worked at a McDonalds in Townsville, Queensland (where Garn filmed this skit)
I can confirm this video is 100% accurate.
Can imagine it's a bunch of young managers who are on the same page that supply all the gear and opportunity hahaha legends
@@cobyfield9237 and a couple fights, I think I’ve seen like three frights break out in front of that willows Maccas and all of them started with a dog punch
Not 100% accurate, there's no Red Rooster at Willows, I used to work at the HJ's at Willows 🤣
@@bradleystewart4807 yeh this was filmed at the maccas that i frequent a couple times a week lol
@@justatelescope8124 Bloody Willow's
Every Aussie knows that Red Rooter and their chicken salt rocks this planet.
not only are you wrong, just plain silly
They actually have a lot of customers everytime I'm there
Chicken Treat on top cuz
I do not know a single person that ever goes to red rooster
@@ciarangale4738 I assumed it’s a front for selling drugs.
As a former Maccas worker this was legit spot on 100 percent. Funniest thing I ever witnessed working there was a crackhead asking if he could Afterpay a $2 cheeseburger when we told him we couldn’t do that he lost the plot 🤣🤣
*Every cheeseburger I get looks like it's been kicked around the floor by a Maccas employee*
This guy knows too much.
So it isn't just me that carries around a magnifying glass so I can see the cheese burger. Nothing like a good slider, sorry burger, from Maccas, Red or KFC. Believe me they are absolutely nothing like a good burger. 😂
You forgot to mention that coordinating a burger and a coffee together is like fusing f_cking atoms apparently
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They posted this on kangaroo time thinking us Americans would be asleep. Little do they know...
2:06 WAIT! so its YOU who keeps knickin my exhaust...cmon garn i thought i had a mate in ya
The best part of watching a Garn vid is being a local and pointing out places iv'e been around town. Also big ups to the editor for making seem like that reds is next to that maccas and HJs
you know it's a good day when garn uploads
I remember a mate who worked at Red Rooster telling all of us Maccas slaves how they got to sit around doing absolutely nothing for their entire shift for a higher wage while we we’d have to drop 80 nuggets on a single order every five minutes
Even as someone who rarely eats at Maccas(As in once a month😂)I can say that this video felt like a documentary
lol, your a scream.Floored me,Thx 4 the giggle🤣
Id say once a month makes you a regular
today I learned that aussie burger king is called hungry jacks… for some reason. never change, australia; you’re the final natural evolution of humanity
Burger King was a taken name when the company started in Australia so they had no choice
@@THICCTHICCTHICC Well they did have a choice. They tried suing the bastards first, and lost. So they finally had no choice.
Same thing with Wendy's. It's an ice cream place here.
Nothing worse when your at the drive through collecting your food, asking for extra sauce and they ask for the extra 50c... 😩
Once again… This is so incredibly accurate that it’s fuckin’ hysterical 😆😆😆
Today I learned: Burger King is called Hungry Jacks in Australia.
AS AN EX RED ROOSTER EMPLOYEE THIS WARMS MY CHICKEN TENDER HEART ❤️
What was it like working there? Did you guys get busy sometimes, I'm curious
This channel just keeps on getting better. Genius Aussie comedy at it's best!
Let’s goo u already know it’s gonna be a good week when garn uploads, love ya vids mate
The way you’ve got the 3 businesses beefing but knowing where these ones are in the city is cracked, you’ve done it again murph. Continuity is 10/10
I love how they had to use an intersection for the final shot of Red Rooster… because no one would actually be in the Red Rooster drive through
Next episode.
Every Hungry jacks worker ever.... LOL
I've always wondered what workers of 2 fast food places that are right next to each other think about each other. I live near a Macca's, KFC and HJs all on the same street so every time I grab food from one of them I wonder what the others think of each other.
Like imagine seeing this type of stuff from the workers of both Macca's and HJs
I worked at both HJ and Maccas, had to choose one to keep, went with the highest bidder at the time which was HJs, 10/10 decision. You get literally destroyed at Maccas and especially at KFC. HJ was easy enough, permanent part time (LOL sucked in HJs) and no bullshit politics
for me atleast, i work at a maccies next to a tim hortons, they get pissy at me if we give them too many customers i.e from closing our drivethru/having a machine broken, but otherwise they just give me free shit
@@cocokailey7810 maccas not maccies
When I was at Maccas, you frequently saw HJ’s uniforms waiting for food.
@@Aycee33 im a brit not an aussie but fair
Is that an actual worker coming out at the beginning to rouse at you guys? So good.
fully hahaha - shoutout tyler from north shore mcdonalds
Man, this channel deserves an Oscar for these
Ausssie aussssssie
Can you do "every Coles worker ever' please.
POV: I work at Coles.
Burger king is called hungry jacks in Australia only reason I recognized it before the trade marked crown was the uniforms.
Hahaha I was waiting for KFC to pop up out of nowhere
I've somehow been hit with the culture shock of Australian language, humor, car culture, and cuisine in less than five minutes
I work in a McDeez and can confirm 80% of the employes are like that and the 20% left are carrying this shit.
I know this is an exaggerated clip but it's not that far off the truth😂and it made my day.
10/10 video I laughed my ass off
Maccas is great if you have constipation.
Have a meal and it'll fix you right up.
[various Australian noises]
That got me good🤣🤣
One time my mate got given a burger with no patty and just cheese went to complain to the manager who was our friend and he looked at the burger and started screaming at his employee
it's real i was the cheese
I legit got served 2 burger buns with nothing in them the other day 😂😂
I got a dinner box a while back but didn't want the 2nd cheeseburger, so I ordered it without pickles, sauce, meat, bun, etc. They brought out the meal with an empty cheeseburger wrapper with the grill slip on it. Bloody genius.
Was up at Townsville 3 weeks ago for 5 days to visit the brother in law… though the real reason was I wanted to see the funniest cnt in Australia!!! I didn’t manage that time, but will try again!! Love the content boys!!!
Your brother is a great comedic writer and you act out his writing so well Murph...
Yes I'm on holiday in aussie right now i needed this video it will make my day
I will need a team of Psychologist to work out why Garn videos make me want to move to Australia.
Shout out to Garn for singlehandedly keeping an iconic Australian institution in business
Garns tax return 2022:
Expenses:
- Maccas uniform: $47
- poorly panel-beaten skid-pig: $12
Fuck yeah, spot on blokes!! Can't beat an Aussie Maccas rivalry!! 🤣😂🤣
There aint no customers at Red Rooster, they are all at KFC. Noone can beat that Zinger Box.
Red rooster, the national punching bag
But why is the thick shake machine always broken!?
always blown away by the quality lads, ya take it to another level every video, keep it up boys
As if you're in Townsville that's crazy
Bringing back the core memories as a former worker
As a maccas employee for 2 years can confirm this is 100% true
Gotta be one of the best ones yet boys! Keep it up
As a hungry jacks worker can you do us next?
Hungry jacks is Literally the same buns with EVERY burger 🍔
im more impressed he managed to find red rooster maccas and hungry jacks next to eachother
The part where you’re beefing (no pun intended) with the Hungry Jacks worker & then the Red Rooster employee comes along 🤣🤣🤣
Only Townsville Kids Know Exactly Where Each Clip Is Taken
Fucking Maccas runs are the fucking best
No one at McDonald’s knows exactly what their job is, most of them are high af - not speaking from experience 👀
He's actually so right about it's not about food anymore it's about the experience. So many good times going to maccers, what did I eat? Who knows? Haha epic stuff champ
Fucken quality video mate. Just started working at maccas and this is funny as fuck
It's more funnier because it's accurate. That part with him arguing with Hungry Jacks and Red Rooster was the best 😆.
Hahahha worked at maccas for 3 years when I was young, so true
And then you get older and realise HJ is heaps better hahahahha
Might get a bit of hate too for this comment Red Rooster is probably better than both of them now
This guy is really funny. I can’t stop laughing. Good work. Good sense of humour. 🤙🤙
The big difference between McDonald's and Hungry Jacks.
There's no such thing as "The good McDonald's" but there sure as shit is "The good Hungry Jacks".
When I used to be a stoner in Sydney, we'd go on a mission to the good Hungry Jacks.
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Yea nah that stripped out mirage is sick. Send that 4g93 to oblivion. Equally Australian thing.
As someone who’s been working here, this is fairly accurate, except we always run out of chicken nuggets due to people having HUGE family sizes.
Don't forget when the cops order 30 cheeseburgers for the entire police station!
2:24 hungry jacks definitely beats McDonald’s, hungry jacks is underrated af McDonald’s is alright tho definitely better then red rooster
Worst fast food in Australia is Henny Penny no doubt
Been binge watching these videos ahhaha
I’ll be honest, I’ve never had to wait in a line to order at Red Rooster 😂
You should do a vid of being a RUclipsr
I have absolutely no idea how Red Rooster are still in business
sometimes you really need to take a quick grease shit
so, is hungry jacks the aussie version of burger king? The uniforms look exactly the same
These never get old. You guys are getting better and better.
Best part is that this maccas and hjs where this was filmed are right next door to each other 😂😂
Absolute banger as always, good job mate
Hopefully I’m first to comment, also this is why I eat Carl jr’s good food
never fails to make me laugh
When I worked at maccas we would punch cones on break and its probably the reason why half the orders are fucked
What I love most about Maccas enjoyers is that if you could rap up a fresh shit in a Maccas wrapper and handed it to them they would eat it with a smile on their face.
I guess spending billions of dollars on advertising instead of good food isn't a complete waste of money. 😂
So I learned Burger King is Hungry Jacks in Australia. Weird.
this is bullshit, i've never seen any red rooster have more than a single customer at any given time. that place is emptier than a library during schoolies
Do 3rd umpire for cricket
Liked for the Fact you Built a Fake Maccies Drive through window, Absolute Genius 🤙🤣(all that past site experience ayy)
I’ve been waiting for ages for you to cover Maccas. As a McSlave for 5 years I can confirm this is all not far off the truth
Seeing the boys whip a Cowboy Killer Mitsubishi made me weep tears of joy
If sending inmates to a "You'll die anyway"-island wasn't the best idea ever for future generations to enjoy, then explain Ozzy culture. I'll wait.
Garn needs to do a Henny penny video next.
Are there any henny penny's left in Queensland. We got I think 2 in nsw.
Do they sell food? I thought that's just where you go to meet your drug dealer in the carpark.
Chris could play Mike Nolan in an adaptation of Big Lez
I don’t know if you know but they are currently being sued 250m Aussie dollars and counting for not giving breaks and currently investing if it’s an global issue
It was first found out in the NT now it’s a country wide issue
Only by the SDA so I don’t know how far it will go
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If you got to M over KFC you gotta take a good look at yourself
Dirty bird all the way 🐔
Poor red rooster lol nobody goes there except tradies or if everywhere else is full.