saved up me frequent flyers for 7 years and the bloke who owns joyce mayne took me boogie board off me on the way in... bullshit.... serious note; big thanks to Revolut for sponsoring the boys to help us make this... learn more here: revolut.onelink.me/z4lF/garn
Coincidentally I'm introducing my son to the Round the Twist TV series for his school holidays. I'm also reading Paul Jennings books for my bed time, so I can relate to this joke.
Last time I was flying back into Melb from Sydney, I was still stoned after a 3 day bender with mates. Security guy comes up and starts waving this thing all over me. I'm sweating bullets, expecting my friend might have slipped something in my stuff for the trip home. Turned out he was scanning for explosives!
They say it's random but it's 100% based on how sketchy you look. I've been stopped for a "random" bomb search literally every time I've departed from Newcastle airport. Even twice on the same day when my plane was delayed and I went out the front for a cheeky cig and had to go back through the scanner again.
As someone who works in aviation, you might be bigging up Boeing a bit there with the roll of duct tape and rosary beads bit. We all know they primarily use scotch tape and false idols.
@@Wolfgang-Schnaufer "scotch tape"/duct tape & sticky tape in Australia ain't the same thing & scotch taping is slang for raping someone or call someone a scotch tapest is a rapest usually taking the piss lol
At this point do they even use tape? They probably just use cheap glue and hopes and prayers (now to get out while I still can before the Boeing hitmen come)
The ones who didn't get sacked, at least. QANTAS fired 2500 of their ground staff during covid and other contractors got the gig. They still have the ground crew for their smaller airline, Qantas Link.
The day everything starts going to shit, the day I'm starting to lose hope, the day I don't know if I'm gonna make it or not I open RUclips and garn uploaded for the first time in almost 4 months
@@Tmate4444 I'd have to second that. The young fellahs have done some really on point clips, but this 1 isn't quite up there with the best of 'em. A pity, since the target here is just begging for a real shafting!
Garn: I reckon we're fucked once Woolworths figures out they can sting us $90 for a packet of Burger Rings if they park a couple 737s out the front *Shows an E190*
"An autobiography of the kid who played Bronson from Round the Twist". Mate, there is so much to unpack from that. You are a legend. The most aussie of aussies.
Raised the bar so high that even a 6 inch lifted on 35 inch mudders GQ patrol with a roof top tent and spare wheel strapped to the top would fit under it. Quality video to all the team at Garn!
Old dude here, two things: 1. Back in the day flying was fun. 2. Jet Star seriously sucks! They don't call that sad excuse of an airline the "Bogan Bus" for nothing.
Writing off the flight to Brissy as a business-related expense boys? Been a while since I've headed back to the Townsville airport, I hear its had quite the upgrade. Keep up the good work, lovin it as always.
Holy fuckin Dooley boys the productions has really leveled up here, the subtle filmmaking effects, the plane out front of woolies, the whole border security scene, chef's kiss garn. Keep up the good work.
You forgot the part where there's always that one person who wants to swap seats with you just so they can sit with their friend/partner, etc, and then you gotta deal with some whinging kid who wants a drink or a colouring book and keeps kicking the seat lol 😂😂
Like 6 hrs before this came out i literally looked at garns channel and thought "i wonder when he will upload another video" Now i go on youtube and straight away on my reccommended it shows this. What timing
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saved up me frequent flyers for 7 years and the bloke who owns joyce mayne took me boogie board off me on the way in... bullshit....
serious note; big thanks to Revolut for sponsoring the boys to help us make this... learn more here: revolut.onelink.me/z4lF/garn
Could you please make a video about bakers delight workers
I took one look at the store with the headphones, red rooster and the toilets and I fucking knew that was Brisbane airport.
Epic job boys. Not wrong on any of this stuff.
@@JimThePersonor muffin break lol
We need a first class review 😆 🤣
The boogieboard he is holding....only Aussies will understand.
Schappelle says hi XD
noted 😂
Pls explain
@emilio9578 Balinese people may also get it!...
@@wintertorrent Another ironic Australian reference right there.
"Every Trip to Bali ever" the easiest way to write off a 2 week hokiday as a business expense
Holy shit is that dr coomer
I mean to be fair. If you're taking a boogie board to Bali chances are you're going for business if you catch my meaning lmao
@@Potato1234_x Hello Gordon!
@@tesseract5569 say G'day to Schapelle for us!
The toolbox and Boeing security camera. I'm fucken dead, Murph. 🤣
Just like a Boeing whistleblower....
To be fair that's a better toolbox than what Boeing would use
Old mates 'ahhh fark'! For his undeclared bananas is peak comedy.
I know we’re in for a wild (& f**kin’ funny) ride when we hear the great “YEAHHHH MATE…” intro 👍😂
Bronson from "Round The Twist", I'm dying!
Would probably be a more interesting and educational autobiography than Prince Harry's.
Coincidentally I'm introducing my son to the Round the Twist TV series for his school holidays. I'm also reading Paul Jennings books for my bed time, so I can relate to this joke.
Up the pong!
@@gohjohan even better- they're doing 'Round the Twist' the Musical at QPAC in November!! I've been hanging out for this day since August 1990!
@@becsterbrisbane6275I can't wait for the musical too. I found out by accident.
just got back from japan to find garn had uploaded today is a good day
All fun and games until security pull you over for a bag check cause they think you have a bomb 🤣🤣
That 1 guy who actually has a bomb doesn't get checked
@@pilotbt1617 lol that's so true
I do have a bomb
Last time I was flying back into Melb from Sydney, I was still stoned after a 3 day bender with mates. Security guy comes up and starts waving this thing all over me. I'm sweating bullets, expecting my friend might have slipped something in my stuff for the trip home. Turned out he was scanning for explosives!
They say it's random but it's 100% based on how sketchy you look. I've been stopped for a "random" bomb search literally every time I've departed from Newcastle airport. Even twice on the same day when my plane was delayed and I went out the front for a cheeky cig and had to go back through the scanner again.
As someone who works in aviation, you might be bigging up Boeing a bit there with the roll of duct tape and rosary beads bit. We all know they primarily use scotch tape and false idols.
Scotch is OG duct tape ya wolly😅I'm betting Boeing only use the. 50c crap from the Asian $1 shop lol..
@@hairyscary8511 Hey now, let's not slander those Asian shops.
@@hairyscary8511 Where this bloke probably comes from, "scotch tape" is what they call sticky tape. And the false ideal is moloch...
@@Wolfgang-Schnaufer "scotch tape"/duct tape & sticky tape in Australia ain't the same thing & scotch taping is slang for raping someone or call someone a scotch tapest is a rapest usually taking the piss lol
At this point do they even use tape? They probably just use cheap glue and hopes and prayers (now to get out while I still can before the Boeing hitmen come)
Modern day Qantas baggage handlers have CLEARLY studied at Murph’s school of baggage handling 😆😆😆
The ones who didn't get sacked, at least. QANTAS fired 2500 of their ground staff during covid and other contractors got the gig. They still have the ground crew for their smaller airline, Qantas Link.
The day everything starts going to shit, the day I'm starting to lose hope, the day I don't know if I'm gonna make it or not I open RUclips and garn uploaded for the first time in almost 4 months
happen again
2:42 the 3 undeclared bananas had me pissing myself.
Fairly accurate. Although as an Asian living in Sydney, being in the airport gets me looks off: "Ah a tourist going home" 😂
I'm sure they're sad to see you go......
0:49 QF 1937 to Adelaide, pilot died 🤣
But in all seriousness, R.I.P pilot 😢
love it when ya lose the keys to a fucking plane, probably gave it to some guy in a turban
And the Melbourne One the plane lost its wings
Every aviation nerd at 0:24 thinking why did you call an Embraer E190 a Boeing 737, *cough* not me *cough*
Nerd here, spotted it. Just checking the comments to see if someone beat me to it.
This is probably his best one yet
Nah
@@Tmate4444 I'd have to second that. The young fellahs have done some really on point clips, but this 1 isn't quite up there with the best of 'em. A pity, since the target here is just begging for a real shafting!
The amount of references he crammed in was pretty good.
Seeing the brissy airport and places i know just add so much more authenticity to Garns videos, love ya mate
Nothing feels greater than spending half your travel allowance on a feed before the plane ride
gotta buy it inside the airport just incase that ham sandwich is dangerous or something
3 undeclared bananas 😂
My retarded ass read that as under clared 😭
Chop ya head off for 3 bananas? Clearly been through vic highway patrol school.🐷
Yep… instant death sentence right there
The Boeing CCTV cam and roll of duct tape in the tool box had me! Take my like you funny bastard!
"Rosemary" beads lol.
Mate this is your best video yet. Been following from the beginning, and your content just gets better and better. Love it!!
Arrival: Would you like some fruit?
Australian customs: So you have chosen death.
Carrying the Boogie Board around that absolutely is just a boogie board and nothing else 😂
Garn: I reckon we're fucked once Woolworths figures out they can sting us $90 for a packet of Burger Rings if they park a couple 737s out the front
*Shows an E190*
you definitely fly with richard bransons airline mate
this blokes on the flight logs
Imagine caring
@@GarnComedy Or rides in the backseat of Branson's Limo ..
Aerosexual detected!
I love the comedy coming out of Australia. Garn and ReeseBros are my favourite.
I appreciate the attention to detail, like lost the keys and pilot died is golden
Never mind, we found the keys. The Pilot dropped them crawling out of the Qantas Lounge Bar
Woolies with a 737 parked out the front...hilarious!!! I reckon they are thinking about doing it too!!!
Finally another garn video. That "yeaaaah mate" is the best sound ever.
The “pilot died” and “lost keys” on the flight board is amazing
Garn, love your comedy, these are brilliant - and great Aussie humour. PLEASE - for the love of God - do 'Every CYCLIST ever'
I love when you upload at 6 pm while im taking a shit
I lost it at the Bronson Twist Autobiography
Oh finally, a "Round the Twist" reference👏
😂
Good decade when garn uploads
$27 for a Great Northern! Sounds about right!
Good on you for that Boeing dunk.
1:02 - 1:09
Way to throw the shade on Spare 😂
So accurate, barely passes for funny. Walkley award worthy 🍺
Just as I book a flight, I get this in my feed. Beautiful.
As a Brit who grew up in the 90s, any Round the Twist reference is accepted and encouraged.
The baggage violence sequence at 3:10 was too on-point.
Another banger garn video
"An autobiography of the kid who played Bronson from Round the Twist". Mate, there is so much to unpack from that. You are a legend. The most aussie of aussies.
Raised the bar so high that even a 6 inch lifted on 35 inch mudders GQ patrol with a roof top tent and spare wheel strapped to the top would fit under it. Quality video to all the team at Garn!
Look I'm losing my shit here. 😅 You are awesome keep up the content. 🤣 Respect from Wisconsin blessings to you and yours.
These clips just keeping better 😂
It's my favourite time of the year when garn uploads
Lol the Border Security segment. The 3 "undeclared bananas and have to chop your head off". Plus the references with the boogie board. Great stuff
What is the very end quote from?! It is gold! "I'm sick of being abused.. can't even enjoy my fucken night"
bungee mark on tiktok
Loving the image of the plane in the carpark outside Woolies! Sending love from Scotland - you've got absolute class patter, lads!
I'm so stoked to see the sponsor boys. Well-earned comedy gold.
This is the best video yet!
Best Garn yet and having just flown for the first time in years, can confirm 100% accurate!
0:06 welcome to the endless pursuit of profit mate!
The production levels are through the roof
Old dude here, two things:
1. Back in the day flying was fun.
2. Jet Star seriously sucks! They don't call that sad excuse of an airline the "Bogan Bus" for nothing.
Yeah, and remember a time when you could buy stuff and it wasn't shit?
that banana joke had me on the floor
That heel kick to the boogie board was just _world class!_
Good work mate!
Writing off the flight to Brissy as a business-related expense boys? Been a while since I've headed back to the Townsville airport, I hear its had quite the upgrade. Keep up the good work, lovin it as always.
Holy fuckin Dooley boys the productions has really leveled up here, the subtle filmmaking effects, the plane out front of woolies, the whole border security scene, chef's kiss garn. Keep up the good work.
You forgot the part where there's always that one person who wants to swap seats with you just so they can sit with their friend/partner, etc, and then you gotta deal with some whinging kid who wants a drink or a colouring book and keeps kicking the seat lol 😂😂
You missed the bogan couple that both come out of the plane toilet together lol
They're just saving water, doing gods work
1:09 now that’s a deep cut reference
Good stuff mate, had a good laugh with this one!
0:49 is hilarious lost the keys, pilot died 😂
Bro you went above and beyond with this 1. Top rate production. Keep dem coming 🎉
Yeah mate, we gotta love the bloody 3 747's outside the woolies car park with only one car available for the car park.
👌the boogie board and burger rings
i was just rewatching some older garn videos waiting for the next one to come out and it came out as i was watching em
How come I know every single place that appears in this video. Jesus Christ I’ve been in Brisbane too long
A week is too long and I’ve been here 20 years..
As always I’ve got tears in my eyes from your video 😂😂😂 love your videos mate
Omg.. Declan finally got a part. 😂😂
Bout time he showed his face on his own yt channel. 😂😂😂 Great to see ya on set mate.👍
Was wondering what took Garn so long to upload the next one, of course he's still saving up those frequent flyer points.
I was waiting for another upload thanks mate
This is so funny and so accurate, I was rolling around on the ground when the guy was getting interviewed for his suitcase😂
It's a grand day when a Garn video pops up, I didn't realize the planes wings were held on by glue huh 🤔
the 5 second look at the pump was a bit generous brotha but otherwise good shit
Those rooster rolls hit differently, though 😂 They aren't bad 😂
amazing work. Gave me a good laugh at the repair shop scene.
Love the content keep up the great work!
mate this is fantastic keep up the gold!
The Bronson Twist joke had me going round the twist
Good laughs on a Tuesday. And very relevant to this time in aviation.
Like 6 hrs before this came out i literally looked at garns channel and thought "i wonder when he will upload another video"
Now i go on youtube and straight away on my reccommended it shows this. What timing
Just as im planning a vacation, i get the reassurance that gran will keep my stuff safe
good one mate, love combining this one with working and customer experiences
I loved all the hidden jokes in this one!!
Good stuff mate, still waiting for u to do a 'every painter ever' skit, always a good laugh from you guys keep em coming 🤙
Production quality keeps going up. Nice vid boys.
I bought a copy of Harry's spare once but only to use as emergency dunny paper cos I couldn't think of another use for it.
4 in the afternoon upload. Nice.
This has got to be the realest video ever
finally another upload, and like your other videos you never fail to disappoint me
Garn, you guys should do ever good guys ever for your next video this one was great, keep it up
Haven't watched the vid yet but I know it's gonna be 100% accurate
Edit: it's 100% accurate
FINALY MY TOWN IS IN A YOU TUBE VIDEO!!!!
It’s the one at the bottom at 0:49
This video looks like its gonna blow up
Thank you mate, love from Birmingham 🇬🇧