Imagine your waging a battle with 1000 men and some dude with a cup of tea and a fully automatic assault crossbow kills everyone in your army single handedly
What do you even do? If you retreat/surrender, you'll be known as the guy who lost an army to one man. If you fight, you get your head blown off from a quarter mile away.
Throwback to the time when Spiff streamed himself committing not!warcrimes in Warband with an automatic crossbow in his 100 Stat Man series and someone joked that it was leaked Bannerlord gameplay.
Taleworld: "Finally, we've fixed all those exploits..." Spiff: "By the way, here's another exploit involving Trade." *Someone at Taleworld just chucking their desk out a window*
_"I just love how you are able to go into almost any military engagement, have all of your archers let loose on the enemy who'll gonna be charging towards you then I just reset the spawn by pushing the retreat button and we can fight again"_ *bruh* thats not a bug you're just implementing guerrilla tactics and if the devs disagree they are just haters
29:40 This my favorite part. The look that Arcor gives Spiff. Spiff tells him that hes a dead man, and Arcor's glistening happy evil eyes turn to dread, and regret.
“So this armor costs about 12 times an entire city’s stash of gold” Every Cataphract: ok, I’ll take it. Seriously though. It costs like 100 gold to upgrade them.
I have to say, the sound of The Spiffing Brit saying "MONEY" is a truly majestic one. It brings me such great joy to hear that lovely sound while I sip the most wonderful beverage known to the multiverse.
@@connorstacey4546 Gods are only powerful when people believe in them, when people stop they become myths. He takes away my coffee and he'll become a myth pretty damn fast :P
I love watching spiff I always get a good chuckle watching him but being under the influence of TEA increases the spiff videos by 1 million percent. Love this man.
AAah yes The adventures of 500 Stat Man! Perfectly balanced like all should be. Huzzah! And good day do you Sir Spiff :) Keep that the (and exploits) flowing Cheers ;)
This is basically what happened in world war one. No one was used to the new machine guns and many commanders and generals fought with old tactics and led large amounts of their men to the slaughter being gunned down effortlessly. Both sides made that mistake.
@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 uhh... miniguns? i dunno about that one chief. the M134 minigun fires at 2800 RPM or something like that, fires 7.62x51 NATO (which was standardized in the early-mid 50's) and was invented in something like 1960's or 1980's, somewhere in between the two. i get what you mean, eg: lewis gun, potato digger MG, MG-08, etc. Miniguns are generally known for being rotary weapons that fire quite fast and pump out either high calibre rounds or intermediate rounds. i mean, i guess you could argue that the gatling gun was used, but by then only a handful of nations still wielded them in a large scale. oh wait why did i rant about this?
@@gooberone On the notion of Gatling Guns, _sort of._ Gatling guns did have comparatively high fire rates to standard artillery pieces, but they were enormously heavy and generally unwieldy, more akin to cannons than what we would now consider a proper machine gun. Several nations had access to plenty of them, including just about every major power in the war, where they had been used in colonial warfare, but were used in a manner more similar to cannons and howitzers. Which, incidentally, is why so many nations were slow to adopt and adapt to the machine gun, as this increased tactical flexibility (even early Maxims weighed a fraction of the size of a Gatling and had to be towed on wheeled mounts, which greatly hindered their mobility) which combined with their higher fire rate and ammo capacity (Gatling guns typically used vertical stacks of limited ammo or massive unwieldy drums, Maxims were only limited to the size of the ammo belt and the amount of ammo the crews could carry) made them leagues more deadly than even the smallest and highest-capacity Gatling. All this factored in to create a weapon that was so radically new in its capabilities that few nations understood how to best utilize them or counter them, with the only real exceptions to this being the United States, who didn't enter the war for several years, and Russia. This, along with new innovations in artillery design, are what led to such enormous slaughters of unprepared infantry.
The mongols are known for their horse archers. The Persian empire was practically all archers. The fact was how the Greeks were able to effectively defend their lands so well because the greeks understood that shields can easily block arrows.
this makes me remember of Mount&Blade: warband - customtroops mod, my army basically consisted of fire weapon armed knights, yeah me conquered Calradia
Lothar von Trotha, commander of the Imperial Schutztruppe for German South West Africa, 1904, right before mowing down the warriors of the Herero tribe with machine gun fire
I got a bug on my save that gave me over a thousand medicine lvls in one tick when i made myself the surgeon of my army (of like 30 t1-3 troops), idk what happened but afterwards i got to lead an army of peasants with more than 1k hp with the minister of health perk
Spif, on behalf of my fellow Americans I want to thank you for bringing guns into a medieval game. Excellent work, sir. Now please find a way to bring them into Kingdom Come next.
Breaking Mount and Blade via machine crossbow is now tradition on Spiff's channel........I can already imagine the next game coming out and another minigun video........ It just works
🍵 Hey Spiff, love your vids! You actually made me buy Bannerlord, even though I planned on waiting till the first Warband mods made it over... I'd love to see you break the game with a supermelee weapon! I wonder if the game physics will allow funky stuff!
I spent the first few minutes of this thinking "Didn't I already watch this?" then I remembered you did "Mount And Blade Warband But I Use Guns To Break The Game"
Just saw your colab with Achievement Hunter, and I must say I'm so happy two of my favorite channels played together. Congratulations on being swapped to America!
Spiff, I’ll have you know my order of Yorkshire Tea Gold has arrived, and now I too can experience this prime British delicacy. Cheers to you and your exploits good sir
ah, I see, they follow the Viking style of recruitment "Well, ya' killed my friends, family, pillaged and ransacked my home town, and left my bleeding on the floor... so... *You've proven your worth and I will fight to you all the way to Valhalla!"*
tbh I never liked coffee so unless I wanted to chug monster I figured I wasn't going to be able to have a stable source of caffeine but then I saw your videos decided to try tea and it changed everything
The one thing better than a flood of Union Jacks would be a flood of maple leaves, but this is pretty close. Closer than I'm like to find most of the time, really. I'll have a cup of tea to that.
Random guy 1 " Look a guy with a crossbow. " Random guy 2 " " Don't worry we are out of range. " Random guy 2 takes an arrow to the eye. Random guy 1 " Duck! " Random guy 3 " What duck? Where? "
I declare this video 100% historically accurate with no flaws whatsoever
This is History by Todd Howard
As an immortal in hiding I can verify that this is 100% what happened
Aye Captain
@@codywebster4570 I concur good sir.
I don’t know that anyone but me got the joke Dorian Gray.
*history channel at midnight be like* : The Templar Knights were known to use guns as AK-47 and Magnum handguns.
Hitler was killed by templars wielding flaming miniguns
Stalin was a lizard person from the planet Sun
Glorious Калашников
@@raptorjesus5870 I wish what a reality that would be. Deus Vult
@@fizzbrew Deus vult. God wills it
Bandit leader - "How about we settle this one on o...."
Spiffing Brit - "Boom head shot!"
It's like the scene from indiana jones lol.
I loughed way too loud at this 😂
"So anyway, I started blasting..."
“You understand that? Human ‘ed shot machine! ”
Im yo 1k like
Imagine your waging a battle with 1000 men and some dude with a cup of tea and a fully automatic assault crossbow kills everyone in your army single handedly
the Thumbnail gives me breadboys vibes
What do you even do? If you retreat/surrender, you'll be known as the guy who lost an army to one man. If you fight, you get your head blown off from a quarter mile away.
Yeah that's one way to ruin a perfectly good battle.
"I didn't even get to use the Ballista"
This is one of the most epic overlooked quotes I have ever heard.
What about a machine gun ballista
Now that's podracing
@Fuck Google you have lost your breathing privileges. Prepare to be put under (discount slavery) serfdom!
why hello there Ahmed, fancy seeing you here
@@earlfromdiscord8016 a good Burh Moment
Yeah the economy of Bannerlords is outrageous. I made a two handed sword that was worth 100,000 denars and it cost only a few steel bars.
Blacksmith labour costs an arm and leg when you're that good.
@@baguettelauncher8839 Its resently bin nerfed a lot
@Brat Hahn hmmmmm
The most I got out of a blade Was 7.800 :(((((
@@tigregiallo3398 only 7 thousand and 8 hundred?
*use gun to break the game*
meanwhile Oda Nobunaga: "hmm...nostalgic..."
WASHI JA!
He even got the volley tactics down with the army of "crossbowmen" gunning down cavalry.
Hajunhenjo, Sanzen Daisen Tenmaoh!
I can't wait for season 2 :) Drifters is so good.
eww a bunch of retarded weebs
"We killed an archer from literally miles away. Distance 173 meters."
The Brits get very confused between miles and meters, it's weird
Lol
@@KNR90 yes we are better with miles, furlongs, chains, yards and feet...Much much simpler to visualise.....
@@wideyxyz2271 yep
@@wideyxyz2271 I am 80 cock long
Most game devs: *A youtuber played my game?! Woo!*
Devs: *Sees it was Spiff* Oh no....
Devs' Coders: What did he Do this time!?
@@robberyproductions1363 "Oh god no... not our game on his lets play.."
Dev: Ah shit here we go again
“But we tested this game soooo MUCH!”
Bannerlord's devs actually seem to be patching the bugs out nearly as fast as they appear, so they might actually be happy about it.
Spiff:
"Not a Semi-Automatical Pistol"
Also Spiff:
Showing a machine pistol
Its not semi auto
Klosop28 That’s his point
@@randomprojectsusa5196 yes "not a swmi pistol" shows a not a semi pistol
Yes
Guys, just chill. You have to know the context by watching the video instead of just hopping into the commentary section to know how i ment it.
He's a brit who probably has never fired a gun, it's excusable.
Throwback to the time when Spiff streamed himself committing not!warcrimes in Warband with an automatic crossbow in his 100 Stat Man series and someone joked that it was leaked Bannerlord gameplay.
We have come full circle, like a circle shape that has tea in it 🍵 ☕️
Turns out this is leaked Bannerlord II gameplay
Taleworld: "Finally, we've fixed all those exploits..."
Spiff: "By the way, here's another exploit involving Trade."
*Someone at Taleworld just chucking their desk out a window*
Or computer into garbage
Spiff: Annihilated Lucon army with a weapon of immense power and now planning to chop his head off.
Lucon: *_happy smile_*
@@thespiffingbrit mb he just realised that he is finally free from his grumpy wife, annoying kids and whiny lords and peasants
@@grihoriko8800 Not to mention that nobody will ask him about Neretze's Folly ever again
He was smiling because he knew spiff would kill him, then the main quest could never be finished, it truly was his master plan
@@thespiffingbrit Well it appears his master plan just got himself killed.
@@thespiffingbrit Lucon gave his life to keep the world free from your Kingdom
_"I just love how you are able to go into almost any military engagement, have all of your archers let loose on the enemy who'll gonna be charging towards you then I just reset the spawn by pushing the retreat button and we can fight again"_ *bruh* thats not a bug you're just implementing guerrilla tactics and if the devs disagree they are just haters
or simulating the Battle of Agincourt
I usually did this with mounted archers
Don't you still suffer casualties to retreat?
@@jekesan4221 nope, and that's why it's busted.
Lol I didn't even think of that
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOD
"Why is this shiny piece of metal so expensive?"
Gucci and supreme: *Heavy breathing *
Everybody gangsta until the knight guns down the peasants with an AK-47
Everyone gangsta until the peasants launch a jungle guerrilla assault and all of the kights become terrified of the trees
So you have soviet knights
@@BRM5Guy Now this is where the fun begins
@@BRM5Guy everybody gangsta, 'till the trees start speaking OO OO AA AA
Crossbow 47
29:40
This my favorite part. The look that Arcor gives Spiff. Spiff tells him that hes a dead man, and Arcor's glistening happy evil eyes turn to dread, and regret.
"Can You Beat Bannerlord With Guns?" Well the game doesn't hav an end to its planned main story yet so...
so...
NO
@@thespiffingbrit Then we make our own! Like Barios wacky adventures with his peasent extravaganza :)
The main questline ends with the discovery of gunpowder and the endgame content is just COD
This conspiracy keeps getting stronger and I have no way to stop it. Even with a crossbow that has an infinity symbol on it.
Whoosh!
“So this armor costs about 12 times an entire city’s stash of gold”
Every Cataphract: ok, I’ll take it.
Seriously though. It costs like 100 gold to upgrade them.
I love the "yeet" when you're decapitating a nobleman lol
I have to say, the sound of The Spiffing Brit saying "MONEY" is a truly majestic one. It brings me such great joy to hear that lovely sound while I sip the most wonderful beverage known to the multiverse.
"Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim gun, and they have not."
- The Spiffing Brit, warrior and poet
"You are one brave sausage. Yknow wot, Ill reward you for this. The ONE man who stood against Bario"
*SpLOrCh*
"Well...he stood for a little bit."
Can't wait to see a title called
Real life is perfectly balanced and has no exploits.
Except unlimited money and power
All fun and games until the spiffing Brit gets god mode and makes tea the only beverage in the known universe
@@connorstacey4546 Gods are only powerful when people believe in them, when people stop they become myths. He takes away my coffee and he'll become a myth pretty damn fast :P
Spiff: Our arrows will blot out the sun!
Mount and blade bannerlord: we will die in the shade!!!
sir, there is a lone crossbow man coming at our gates...
Lord: Its ok, show your back to him, he will die with boredom.
Game devs can never fully patch exploits and glitches when there's Spiff because he'll always find at least one or two that work.
Indeed fr fr
Especially when he just cheats lmao
Oh god it's the British conquest for the world all over again
Rule britanya britanya rules the world
@@thespiffingbrit THE ONLY REASON THE AMERICANS ESCAPED IS THE FACT THAT WE DIDNT HAVE THE POWER OF THE QUEEN
we wouldn't gotten away with it if it weren't for our other meddling tendencies of crashing our economy for tea.
@@lettuceman9439
Well and the French being bad neighbour's.
what do you mean all over again?
it never stopped.
I love watching spiff I always get a good chuckle watching him but being under the influence of TEA increases the spiff videos by 1 million percent. Love this man.
When your tech tree is just slightly bigger than everybody else’s
"Nooo you can't just break the game by using a impossible weapon"
"Hahah, Gatling Bow goes pew pew"
AAah yes The adventures of 500 Stat Man!
Perfectly balanced like all should be.
Huzzah! And good day do you Sir Spiff :)
Keep that the (and exploits) flowing
Cheers ;)
Imagine Coding the Ballista to become a Gun XD
"You've been attacking my peasents, AND THATS FOR ME TO DO NOT YOU!" i belive we reached hights that shouldn't be possible
Standard Feudalism.
This is basically what happened in world war one. No one was used to the new machine guns and many commanders and generals fought with old tactics and led large amounts of their men to the slaughter being gunned down effortlessly. Both sides made that mistake.
That's not true they knew mini guns as they have fought whit / against them
at least the Germans and French
@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 I was talking more about the British
@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 uhh... miniguns? i dunno about that one chief. the M134 minigun fires at 2800 RPM or something like that, fires 7.62x51 NATO (which was standardized in the early-mid 50's) and was invented in something like 1960's or 1980's, somewhere in between the two. i get what you mean, eg: lewis gun, potato digger MG, MG-08, etc. Miniguns are generally known for being rotary weapons that fire quite fast and pump out either high calibre rounds or intermediate rounds. i mean, i guess you could argue that the gatling gun was used, but by then only a handful of nations still wielded them in a large scale. oh wait why did i rant about this?
@@gooberone On the notion of Gatling Guns, _sort of._ Gatling guns did have comparatively high fire rates to standard artillery pieces, but they were enormously heavy and generally unwieldy, more akin to cannons than what we would now consider a proper machine gun. Several nations had access to plenty of them, including just about every major power in the war, where they had been used in colonial warfare, but were used in a manner more similar to cannons and howitzers.
Which, incidentally, is why so many nations were slow to adopt and adapt to the machine gun, as this increased tactical flexibility (even early Maxims weighed a fraction of the size of a Gatling and had to be towed on wheeled mounts, which greatly hindered their mobility) which combined with their higher fire rate and ammo capacity (Gatling guns typically used vertical stacks of limited ammo or massive unwieldy drums, Maxims were only limited to the size of the ammo belt and the amount of ammo the crews could carry) made them leagues more deadly than even the smallest and highest-capacity Gatling.
All this factored in to create a weapon that was so radically new in its capabilities that few nations understood how to best utilize them or counter them, with the only real exceptions to this being the United States, who didn't enter the war for several years, and Russia. This, along with new innovations in artillery design, are what led to such enormous slaughters of unprepared infantry.
@@WoobooRidesAgain Yep!
"Archers only"
Did you mean: *The Mongols*
The mongols are known for their horse archers. The Persian empire was practically all archers. The fact was how the Greeks were able to effectively defend their lands so well because the greeks understood that shields can easily block arrows.
@@dightonhekman7110 ssshhhhhhhhh
@@dightonhekman7110 TURTLE POWER!
Horse Archer only is a viable tactic in this game.
It did work very well for them too...
Taleworlds: *fixes their bugs and exploits*
CDPR and Bethesda: “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.”
Ah yes, bringing a gun to a swordfight
Nobody:
History channel after midnight:
oh hey lucky me I found this within 1 minuteof posting 👍🏻👍🏻
Lord Spiff: *Decapitate yet another Lord.*
Me, a heretic:
*"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"*
In the name of light I shall smite all heretics
YOU HERETIC, WE ARE SENDING THE BAAANEBLAADE TO YOUR LOCACION IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND.
KHORN FOR THE KHORNFLAKES
That relatable moment when you’re playing a medieval war simulator and proceed to completely delete the entire enemy leadership
“You can’t just execute everyone-“
“haha axe go *BRRRRRRRR* “
Axe go chop chop
this makes me remember of Mount&Blade: warband - customtroops mod, my army basically consisted of fire weapon armed knights, yeah me conquered Calradia
Picked up banned lord because of this video. Absolutely love it. Its a great game.
Same, I just wanted to play with that crossbow. Still haven’t figured out how. Haha
*"Parry this, filthy casual."*
Spiffing Brit, 2020
Lothar von Trotha, commander of the Imperial Schutztruppe for German South West Africa, 1904, right before mowing down the warriors of the Herero tribe with machine gun fire
why does this have so many likes
Congrats Spiff, you've effectively turned bannerlord into WWI, the game.
“600.000 for some Shiny bit of metal?!” That was exactly what I think when abstract art, gold and diamonds are sold
Spiffing says something villainous as he executes another lord.
Spiffing Brit's army: Are we the baddies?
"Not a slow firing semi auto pistol"
*shows picture of a fast firing full auto smg/Machine pistol*
This is by far my favorite video of yours
Steppe Bandit Boss- " I demand a 1 vs 1 fight!!!!"
Spiff- " So I started blasting."
I got a bug on my save that gave me over a thousand medicine lvls in one tick when i made myself the surgeon of my army (of like 30 t1-3 troops), idk what happened but afterwards i got to lead an army of peasants with more than 1k hp with the minister of health perk
peasants: It's over Bario, we have the high ground
Bario: lets loose a barrage of crossbow bolts and executes them all within seconds
stickypotatofilms Darth Vader is quite jealous now
The shade tho. Truly a classic Brit looking down on the coffee drinkers. lol
I got oddly attached to that Khuzait Lancer, the madlad.
Great videos my guy. Gave enough hours of entertainment I've subscribed to the tea... though minigun may be a misnomer considering the rate of fire
"I have faith, for we have got, the Maxim gun, and they have not."
Spif, on behalf of my fellow Americans I want to thank you for bringing guns into a medieval game. Excellent work, sir. Now please find a way to bring them into Kingdom Come next.
“Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim gun, and they have not.”
― Hilaire Belloc ... and Spiff, probably
Breaking Mount and Blade via machine crossbow is now tradition on Spiff's channel........I can already imagine the next game coming out and another minigun video........ It just works
26:26
*Panelea:* See? I can single-handedly charge the enemy lines just like Bario!
*Bario:* Well yes, but actually no.
He was trying to impress his senpai
🍵 Hey Spiff, love your vids! You actually made me buy Bannerlord, even though I planned on waiting till the first Warband mods made it over...
I'd love to see you break the game with a supermelee weapon! I wonder if the game physics will allow funky stuff!
I spent the first few minutes of this thinking "Didn't I already watch this?" then I remembered you did "Mount And Blade Warband But I Use Guns To Break The Game"
Just saw your colab with Achievement Hunter, and I must say I'm so happy two of my favorite channels played together.
Congratulations on being swapped to America!
Your casual demeanor while executing the lords was hilarious.
Love your tyrannical way of rule with that dash of humour got me to subscribe from that lol
wasting 35 minutes watching someone breaking geneva sugestion
Ahhh that explains the Nazis in WW2 it was just a suggestion not a convention (Geneva)!
exactly, it's a suggestion
Ice bear Would like to Like, But 69
8:50 Rip Steven, also discovering the tactic of press-ganging to bolster your army lol
Northern lord: >breathes
Spiff: "That's it, off with your head."
At 1:36 tell me that's not Vin Diesel in his early 20's . Love your vids man! Hello from Nc.
Spiff, I’ll have you know my order of Yorkshire Tea Gold has arrived, and now I too can experience this prime British delicacy. Cheers to you and your exploits good sir
Spiff broke his game so hard the main storyline won’t work anymore. Haha! Good job bro!
I’m so glad i found this channel, I’ve been looking for a game like this😌
I grew to love your videos after 40 minutes. You are awesome dude.
"No Views"
Wow, last time I was this early...
The dinosaurs...
They didn't like that.
Bennett Fedorowicz I didn’t like that
Spiff:
Crossbows are rare to find
Me who finds them in every city
Every time a M&B dev sees that another Spif video is up, they start to sweat profusely and feel the need to weep.
"What did we miss *this* time?"
Liked the video, Went to sleep , woke up no crossbow, ah well time for a revolution
ah, I see, they follow the Viking style of recruitment
"Well, ya' killed my friends, family, pillaged and ransacked my home town, and left my bleeding on the floor... so... *You've proven your worth and I will fight to you all the way to Valhalla!"*
yes archer army video, also thanks for doing the guns video for bannerlord
The crossbow is sometimes governed like a gun! It can be very similar, kills fast and now reloads kind of slightly faster.
I havent even realized but i have stopped drinking coffee and am now drinking tea in the morning
Who else remembers the time when he did this for warband.. ahhh good times!
Steven playing in the water.
The Spiffing Brit: Kills him because he's gone mad.
People: why don't you just do a normal run through of a game?
Spiffing: hehe gun go pow pow pow
Spiff - Kills entire armies with a medieval gun.
America - I think we're starting to get to him
You had a relation of 60 on one of them and made it -100 bravo
tbh I never liked coffee so unless I wanted to chug monster I figured I wasn't going to be able to have a stable source of caffeine but then I saw your videos decided to try tea and it changed everything
So many peoples without flags make me sad. Any way we can change that?
Spiff: Why yes!
I still think my personal favourite route to victory is converting all the enemies workshops to breweries. I seriously lol'd when you did that =)
Actually the developers don’t hate the crossbow, it was just op in the first game, mount and blade: warband
Bows were more overpowered in Warband
The one thing better than a flood of Union Jacks would be a flood of maple leaves, but this is pretty close. Closer than I'm like to find most of the time, really. I'll have a cup of tea to that.
Random guy 1 " Look a guy with a crossbow. "
Random guy 2 " " Don't worry we are out of range. "
Random guy 2 takes an arrow to the eye.
Random guy 1 " Duck! "
Random guy 3 " What duck? Where? "
MORE Mount and Blade Videos please.. We luv u SPIFF
Archer only army, specifically crossbowmen and this mod.
I want to see the waves of bolts sailing at the enemy.
The precursor to this is where I subscribed, and to the sequel I return.
In history, crossbows went "Brr"