M&B Bannerlord Peasant Army Only Challenge - Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- Mount And Blade Bannerlord Has finally released into early access after over 8 years of development and well the game certainly has some unique features and game balance. So today The Spiffing Brit is going to show off how Broken Bannerlord is by using an exploit to get unlimited gold! and an infinite experience glitch. I mean surely its perfectly balanced and not a glitch to be able to get the entire supply of food from a city for free and an infinite amounts of money too. . The Adventures of Bario are not over yet and his army consisting only of peasants has an entire world to conquer! So lets see if M&B Bannerlord Is A Perfectly Balanced game with no exploits or if using infinite gold and an unlimited army of peasants is broken. I guess its up to a funny montage of exploits with a cheeky english brit to decide. Ok well it is certainly overpowered... Really really overpowered.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy Bannerlord With an Infinite Gold exploit and the Peasant Only Challenge!
Magestic Merch: freshmerch.fm/...
Patreon: / spiffing
Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
Discord: / discord
Title: M&B Bannerlord Peasant Army Only Challenge - Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
Last Video Title: M&B Bannerlord Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Infinite Free Castles Is Broken
#funny #exploit #Bannerlord
I was so early, I saw this when it was accidentally made public.
Same
Peter Le same
^ This.
Me too
Ahahah same here
Everyone: "Steppe Recurve Bow"
Spif: "STEEP RECURSIVE BOW"
Shopkeeper: "So, how are you're gonna pay for this?"
Spiff: *execute his own horse in front of him*
Shopkeeper: " Please, take everything"
I think that is what would happen irl
This exploration doesnot work for me. Is it patched?
I love it
@@johnmelvilledrysdale8347 Probably, they are pretty quick at patching
They are extreme Animal lovers and are giving all their belonging to cheer you up from the recent (very very recent) death of your horse!
I'm still waiting for "Microsoft Solitaire is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits"
“2048 is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits”
Space Pinball on Windows XP is also perfectly balanced
i cant believe i actually got real intrested and searched that up...
Spiff-Calls an army of recruits peasants.
The actual peasant unit that has a 0 gold upkeep-"Am I a joke to you?"
Well tbf the peasant recruits are still peasants. They just have some basic militia training. ;)
I mean as entertaining as his vids are, the whole "IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME IWTH NO EXPLOITS" lost all its sarcastic meaning back when he started using cheats to fuck up game balance (like 100 stat man in crusader kings etc). Yea its fun, but doesnt really say anything about game balance when you're cheating xD
@@Baleur but the cheats in videos like this one aren't needed for the actual exploit being shown off, just used to create a hook for the end. I think its fine in those cases. As long as its entertaining lol.
@@Robjec53 The money exploit sure, even though the cheat stats effect the trade penalty, doesn't make a big difference, but when it comes to party size, that makes a massive difference, between the massive stewardship stat, and however high he might of pumped up his clan tier, plus perks that would've effected party size, his party size was pumped up to impossible levels. The only reasonable way to get such a size early on is through being a vassal and forming an army. Then it's just overcoming quality with quantity plus some luck. It would of been much different, even with the money exploits, if he had to stick with default party sizes and unboosted stats
edit: not to mention the ridiculous medecine stat was why only 15 peasants died in the battle with that army, as it has an effect on how likely did they die vs get wounded in combat, keeping casualties down, along with recovery rates
@@Anomalous_Ape But even with those the cheats were basically a time saver. It's more of well this is possible but you'd have to sink hundreds of hours in for it too work.
"He's going to use nothing but peasants." *hires recruits*
yeah wondered this aswell.. i see no peasants...
Recruit is a peasant
@@DarkwearGT no they are not lol, there are peasant units in bannerlord, they are bellow recruits
@@izhafirulloh shut up mate, your a fricking peasant
In our british colony of south africa after u got capture fighting south africa
1900s flash backs
Imagine if reanu keeves escaped into M&B bannerlord
Hint hint
oh no... ☕️
The only man who could defeat Bario Bario the Destroyer... alternatively, Reanu Keeves could make things that much worse for the residents of Bannerland if he decides Bario is a worthy ally
But Imagine if seymore clevarge also part like reeanu keeves,bario,&seymore joined
This would explain why I can no longer slaughter old work horses during trading right now.
''The peasants are revolting my lord''
''I know that, but what are they actually doing?''
Damnnn
Is it a Black Adder reference?
@@WizardHatGames Yes
oh _that_ kind of revolting!
"Sure they smell a bit but I wouldn't say they're 'revolting'."
The recursive bow, which shoots an unending torrent of exponentially increasing arrows.
The recursive bow shoots another recursive bow, which itself, shoots a recursive bow, etc...
not just any recursive bow, it's a 'steep recursive bow'
i think spiff might have used some exploits to get through his english classes
@@heygek2769 Steep recursive bow = ackermnann bow?
@@Adamantium9001 how does the ackermann principle relate to this in any way?
@@heygek2769 In plain terms, the Ackermann function is an example of a very fast growing recursive function.
The horse slaughter exploit has been patched since last weekend (version 1.2.1)
=(
Fuck ;_;
Thanks for posting the patch number. Helps a lot.
Aww
good
Bannerlord: The game of conquering, diplomacy, and sacrificing horses to the trade gods.
TRADES FOR THE TRADE GOD!
GOODS FOR THE GOODS THRONE!
Hmm sounds like Ancient Asia ...
9:17 This honestly sounds like something out of a really old-school fairy tale.
"And Bario, destitute of wealth and renown set forth on his quest. Openly he lamented his troubles, bemoaning his I'll fortune, until it happened upon the ears of a sly fox.
Said the fox 'Why carry on as such, brave Bario? It is unbecoming of a warrior. Here, show your decisive intent and strike off the head of your horse.'
Considering for a moment, Bario drew up his sword and took off the horse's head. From the wound poured forth a bounty of arms and armor and riches as he had never seen in all his days.
'Remember, brave Bario,' crooned the fox, 'The fortunes of this world come to those with sharp intent and a swift hand.'"
'The fortunes of this world comes to those with sharp intent and a swift hand.' (and a Sumpter Horse)
"Bario found no merit in a diet of potable food.
Instead, Bario found sustinance in Barium enemas.
And Bario grew stronger."
You've literally made a fable.
Thank you for the inspiration, just turned this into a fairytale in my D&D world.
Spiff: At the end of the day, it's a single player game, and you can play it in whatever way you see fit.
Also Spiff: Let me tell you how to make your friends want to kill you in Civ and AoE.
Bannerlord Devs: "We've finally fixed all of the bugs and exploits!
Spiffing Brit: "Hey! I've found another way to break the game!"
Devs: Sigh...
Top bug tester just doing his job.
This is a pretty good way to see if your game is balanced properly and if your bug patches have been doing anything. Your play testers won't catch everything so just send it to a professional exploiter and see where you need to put more work in. From my experience the most recent version of the game has patched much of the exploits out or fixed them to be more balanced but making money in bannerlord is so easy i can't imagine you'd have much trouble with that after the early game
It's single player: if you want to cheese the shit out of it, who cares?!
Leave the bugs in.
"Im not made of money" literally walks up to a city and takes all their gold
Spiff: "You see you can kill your horse here in the trade menu"
Me: "Ah yes he's going to use the horse meat exploit of buying old workhorses and selling their meat at a ridiculous markup...oh ok. That's not what's going on here"
This exploit was fixed about two weeks ago.
It's 1.1.0 or even earlier he's playing. Cause 6 tier bows now cost around 30k when buying, and around 5k when selling.
Me after Spiff mentioned a legendary character: it's gonna be reanu keeves, but no BARIO it is.
And the silly story, how does one come up with stuff like that.
Awesome as always, keep ist up.
i assume an overdose of tea and biscuits...^^
I thought it was gonna be Seymour Clevarge again.
@@argentpuck I thought the same.
Does Bario believes in the one and only True Faith of the great omnipotent god among gods Reanu Keeves though???
@@majstealth Yorkshire tea to be specific 👌
'Help I'm being repressed' - Peasants in Spiffs army
Last time I was here this early, the queen hadn’t discovered the tea of infinite youth
Infinite life not youth, sadly
The Royal Family is perfectly balanced with no exploits whatsoever...
"An entire booze-producing empire is probbaly not going to be very financially successfull."
Cue the Russian Empire casually making 40 percent of its budget from booze.
The dev need to introduce the cheat name code: reanu keeves.
Love your stuff as always Spiffing
Yeah having 500 in every stat is absolutely ridiculous, but i will give massive props to the developers as well for how well a lot of the skills can affect other parts of the game.
The two MVP skills here are Tactics and Medicine, being maxed in both can make even the most basic unit in Bannerlord put in some work in the battles if you look at the skills.
Woe betide any AI opponent that is on the receiving end of that if Spiff decided to use those same skills on the highest tier soldiers
special mention to leadership for being able to give spiff the power of the peasantide
The starvation tactics finally made sense when he donned the union jack
Looking at the other lord's armies when I've played this game, they already employ this peasants only tactic.
That's because the AI Lords in this game struggle to make battle hardened parties since they'd most likely would have been destroyed by the Player or another Lord and they barely go after Looter Parties which can be used to level up your troops
30:40 i really appreciate the flashing lights warning there my lord
༼ つ ^ _^ ༽つ ♡
EDIT : I love how Yanagur looks like a run-down version of Mario too (especially the hat), showcasing true dedication to Bario
"The war bow economy is broken"
A bow! A bow! My kingdom for a bow!
It's actually more like "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a slaughtered horse!"
Starting watching your videos a few weeks ago. Flipping fantastic! My brother and I bought a box of Yorkshire Gold, and as the American-born sons of an English ex-pat Mother from London, we agree it's better than PG Tips! Thank you for enlightening us in our tea knowledge! Thank you for producing so many wonderful videos. Hats off to you!
You call them Peasants? Surely you meant to call them "The Barmy Army"
No, more like the soviet army.
The mighty sausages
@ZapNinja Isn't that kindof the same thing?
The reason your peasants are actually that strong is because of the medic skill that makes your troops tankier, giving them lots of health. I think it's something like + (HealingSkill - 200 / 2) health, so your peasants were WAY more tanky than any unit in the game.
Rankhole yeah also a lot of them don’t die
I think that’s due to the medic skill too
@@keyan1219 That's what I mean. They have like +100 hp or something like that.
Rankhole sorry I think I phrased it wrong
What I meant is they get wounded instead of dying
saw this yesterday Im close to tea farmer but as of now im still part of the godly peasant horde!
It’s BIG DAVE!!!!
@@thespiffingbrit always bet on dave.
So that's what the upgrade for peasant is....at least in Bario's kingdom
oh shit, Big Dave
"its a single player game so you can play it as you see fit" *15 seconds earlier* "That is the wrong way to play the game"
Really love how fun Spiff makes character creation in these games.
Spiff: "If you've ever seen rule 34 Mario art before..."
Anything you'd like to share, Spiff?
:3c
Takes all of the town's inventory and grants them the splendor of witnessing his masterful slaughtering techniques.
Shopkeep: "So about that gold..."
Bario: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
"Quantity has a quality all its own" - Uncle Joe.
In the character creation before you said it was Bario i was waiting for you to call him Meddie Frercury
"We're going for the roundest head possible"
I'm disappointed it wasn't Rian Johnson.
maxed out character, loses against 20 looters xD
With high level gear
@@DarkwearGT That's bannerlord for you, they decided even the best tier armor in the game is made of paper.
@@Shero1337 He had mid-upper tier armor and rocks do blunt damage. Blunt damage goes through armor.
@@Rob526 "Blunt damage goes through armor" That's the problem, a bunch of peasants throwing rocks should never be a threat to a full plate knight. I don't care what their throwing arm is like, every looter in the game shouldn't have armor piercing rocks, it just doesn't make any sense. It also is just kind of annoying, when you get late game in a mount and blade game and you see a group of 30 looters you should be able to rush strait in by yourself and kill them all without taking any damage, cuz your in full plate versus a bunch of tier 1 enemies with a bunch of rocks! Blunt damage needs a rebalance.
@@Shero1337 The damage for blunt should just be miniscule unless it hits you in the head. ie a body rock full armor 2 or so damage, a headshot I'd say maybe 10. The throwing arm doesn't matter much, rocks are heavy and having one punted at your head should deal damage. If you don't want enemies to be able to hurt you late game, play with reduced damage or get arMORE mod. You should not be able to charge 30 looters with plate and be impervious. If want you want is a power fantasy, yet again play on 1/3rd damage. Your character is one man, he isn't a monster. Even then you literally can do that. Looters switch to melee when you are withing about 5 meters, and they don't throw rocks through teamates. I have literally killed over 40 looters by myself and I don't use a shield nor any real long range weapons. With mid-upper tier armor at about level 16. Literally just sprint at them, once you get 10-ish to agro the rest can't hit you with rocks since teamates are in the way, once you have plate mail you can probably outrun the looters, boom run a train.
I try to think about how much time you spend just hunting these breaks down off camera and it makes my head hurt. You are an animal sir.
Snatcher Spiff be like _"Not enough peasants? Let's try 1,000."_
The only reason those peasants crushed everyone is because you have the totally broken "minister of health" perk that gives an extra 1 HP to all of your troops for each 2 points in the medicine skill. At a medicine skill of 500 that means your troops don't have the regular 100 HP but 350 HP and can just tank all the enemy attacks.
so, fun fact, you can find a quest to tutor a lord (or lady). Once that lord joins your party, theres literally nothing to stop you from, say, taking their max tier armor, horse armor, weapons, ect. Theres literally no repercussions and I've been able to do it as soon as the first clan level so if you want to be level 2 with a horse that has 75 armor and end game Imperial lamellar armor, you can absolutely do that. Just a thought.
An Army of just recruits? Sounds like he is just Role-playing as the AI
>pop in Bannerlord
>Go to slaughter horse
>Icon is gone
Spifffff. You bamboozler.
I’m sorry but I absolutely lost it at the Bario intro, that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard so far this year
Also yes I know hella late to the video
"Prisoners you are free, i'm sorry" Speaking like a true Britishman right there
Bario the Everchosen, Destroyer of the worlds, Herald of the Apocalypse, Lord of the End Times and just a very handsome guy
Spif wanted a seige, but got a seizure (almost)
This reminds me of a Alexander the great quote "I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion"
Watching spiffing Britt while doing push-ups... "Yea I'm sure this is normal"
@@thespiffingbrit perfectly balanced with no exploits what so ever
It's normal compared to what most of the rest of his audience does whilst watching
@@tryazeve9420 it seems to me you're speaking from experience haha
I love how this man’s narrative is so amusing 😂
Bario literally walks into a stable, chops off his steeds head and the walks away with the whole stock of the trader while he's frozen in fear and confusion.
With the horse executions I can't help but be reminded of the Godfather movie, only intstead of getting the point across by executing someones prize horse and putting its head in bed with the owner as they sleep, hes executing a horse and taking entire cities worth of stuff. The mental scene amuses me greatly when I try to combine the comparisons to brits characters.
Entire armies of peasants and inferiority complex = British Empire
Well done. Great demonstration of that concept 😁
YT search history:
spiffing birt
spiffinf birt
madcat
catamaran race
camel race
I am so early i saw it before it got taken down and reuploaded
@Mr. Salty Man yeah but it got edited now
The fun part is that Mario has taken down his fair share of gigantic dragons throughout the games.
Hooktail (And Doomtail/Bonetail), the Czar Dragon, and the Ruined Kingdom dragon
word steppe: *exists*
Spiff: STEEP
If this was in modern times, the military can't even fight back because of the Geneva Convention
Imagine if you could do group campaigns.
Just invite your friends to conquer the lands.
haha i watched some master trading guide this week for bannerlord but i now know this is the ultimate master trading guide
Hi Spiff! I'm not sure if you know this, but..
Do you like sieging castles in Bannerlord? Do you hate it when the enemies' catapults destroy your trebuchets before you can take the walls down? Well I have the solution for you!
Simply queue up four trebuchets, and when each one finishes building, quickly click on it and put in in reserve.
When you have finished your last one, you can deploy all four at once and watch them tear through the enemies' catapults and then their walls!
Anyway, keep up the good Bannerlords work!
I love these videos. Bannerlord 80 hours in is much fun but frustrating too. These videos refresh me to jump back into the fold.!
The conundrum: Luigi is Mario's brother; Luigi is Bario's brother, however, the relationship between Mario and Bario: cousins. And where do these six-toed freaks live in: Italy. And what is the Italian signature dish: spaghetti. And what else is a freak and made of spaghetti: The spaghetti monster. Therefore let it be known: Pastafarians unite! His Noodliness has descended! All hail Bario, our Saviour!
"perfectly balanced game with no exploits"
*proceeds to mod game*
Spiffing Brit here, I have yet another video where the exploit is a trainer. You can use this too if it hasn't been patched out and are fine with visiting perfectly balanced warez sites. Tea. Queen. Superlatives only.
In the year 1115 the king of Vlandia enacted an edict requiring all male peasants of the kingdom to perform war bow practice every Sunday. Thus the economy of the kingdom was destroyed.
You know what was missing from this episode..... Coffee... the ultimate drink... Bario endorses Coffee.....
Does anyone want to tell him Recruits arent the Peasants in the game?
Especially since the peasants cost nothing in the outdated versions Spiff records on.
@@DrakeFaust Yeah but isnt it really hard to get say 250 of them
@@joen2899 About as hard as how Spiff got 500 in every skill, so... Pretty easy.
So no one is making swords anymore, only beer. WELL DONE SIR! That is a Diplomatic victory if I ever saw one, or FRIENDSHIP
Never been here this early
Well me neither
Bario looks rather like the successful brother of Wario
Don't mind me just enjoying a hot and steamy cup of coffee as I watch spiffing brit
"peasant only challenge": actually uses 0 peasants, and makes an army of imperial recruits, the tier 1 unit. Peasants are an actual unit in the game that will offer to join you when you kill looters sometimes.
@nasolem No, recruits are recruits, peasants are peasants. Period.
@nasolem you actualy can get a lot of them, one time after I defeated 90 lootesrs, I got 60 peasants.
@@hugini7488 you're a literal autistic sperg, period.
Hugini recruits are very slightly better peasants. Pretty much the same tbh...
Actually would've called him Ron Jeremy as he's definitely Mario's brother cleaning so many pipes
Just modding the character's stats was a little disappointing, I was expecting some in game exploit to get unlimited stats somehow, otherwise awesome video.
I really feel like someone from the QA at Banner Lord watches Spiff.
This was such a good video I had to buy this game to try it out!
Did it still work?
I tested the peasants only method in TABS back in 2017... it was glorious..
mario fighting a multi-story dragon is just the ruined kingdom from odyssey
The Motherland is proud
Ps. Thats why they removed the slaughter/butcher feature :3
Whoa, whats a slaughter feature and why did they remove it?
@@jasonbelstone3427 i mean butchering animals :b
It wasn't beacause they caved to delicate sensibilities?
@@Oblithian Which would make no sense. Its Mount and Blade, a game all about killing.
You can still butcher animals, just not in the trade menu
The Spiffing Brit: BARIO THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
Garios: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*
This a reupload?
Think so, saw this I think yesterday
Exploits aside, the game looks really fun. I love watching your videos on it. And I would never have known about it were it not for your channel. So thanks :)
No horses remained unharmed in the making of this video
according to youtube, i am the 32nd person to view this
this, however, is most likely not true
I'm the 4.7k view and I think that is not true
@@samuelhaley6114 idk I'm showing to be 3214
According to youtube this Video is 1 Minute old which is a lie
@@randomnewbie7589 for me it said 1 Minute
Didgeridoo Dan apparently i was the third view and 58th like
3:40 "It is a giant, magical, flying, armorplated, hyperintelligent killing machine - YOU slay it!" - Proverb from the Exiern Comic.
5:10 Don't you mean "rode off on a fast yoshi"?
I like how Spiff accidentally made the character from the Assassins Creed Valhalla trailer
Spiff could make a fortune writing fan fiction.
I accept destruction from basically a god, especially if the spear he tosses at me tears a hole into space-time so large that I end up in a new world entirely.
I cannot get enough of these videos!
"The despoiler" the very first thing I thought of was Abaddon the despoiler.
Star trek sucks though., nerd
beunhaas Star Trek? You mean the show where they talk like their better than everyone else, but then are always shocked when they are tricked/ betrayed by the aliens every time?
@@JakeBaldwin1 I don't know, I'm not into nerd stuff
Someone: no way peasants can overthrow social order and knock down a castle!
1381 Peasants' revolt: oye lad, hold my ale
Was really excited to see more episodes of this play through. I hope you can still make more!
I love that the game saw his brothers comically massive round head and phoenetically called him "noggin'd"... such a great game 😂
Video title: Peasant Army Only Challenge. Actual video: Cheats, exploits, and no peasants, just recruits. I am disappoint.
This is the most evil play through I’ve seen yet . Bro shut down the entire economy and starved the entire continent just for a video
We need a whole series of this or better yet... Reanu Keeves edition!
the eldritch gods that blessed Bario with his power were attempting to punish him for his hubris during the final siege