Hey folks, Ring ring ring, that's the sound of the Bananalord phone ringing, you'd better pick it up quick! I hope you enjoy this content that I made for you in the breaks between doing house move things, I am a very tired man right now, business as usual very soon though, like the video and make some generically interesting and engaging comment so that Mr Gorithm gives me what I need... Which is Sweet, sweet validation.
Thoroughly enjoyed the video mate, keep up the good work!! Sounds like you’ve got a lot on your plate right now but all your hard work is, and will keep, paying off. Your content improves countless people’s days every day, I know it’s hard to absorb by just looking at view and like counts, but you’re a force of positivity in what is sometimes a hard world to be a part of. Love your work Hazzor
Love your content and your voice alike! I've already watched this video and am now watching it again to share with others. :D I do that with a lot of your vids. XD
How the hell is this even possible? Yesterday after whole day of playing Bannerlord i found your channel on recommended tab and binge watch every rimworld video and thought "it will be cool of you record bannerlord video" and today you uploaded it 😅
Someone asks something like this every time I publish a video and the answer is always the same... I have a complex network of advanced sattelites paired with an extremely effective troupe of highly trained rats to spy on my viewers and intuit their taste in content.
Lol I'd like to see his take on bananalord too. But I would also like to make a much more deranged Bannerlord video with far more executions too at some point.
Had literally JUST finished re-re-re-rewatching the 300 days Medieval Rimworld playthrough while doing some late night uni work, then realise 20 minutes ago a brand new Hazzor vid was released!? Nothing like the soothing sounds of horseback combat to listen to before sleep
Man, you never miss. I originally found you through your above-ground Dwarf Fortress, but I've since watched literally everything else. Your work is excellent.
Great to see you playing Bannerlord! I was nervous to see if your video style mixed with it but you definitely pulled it off. Also through all of my videos and hours in bannerlord, that splash at 20:00 is also the biggest I have EVER seen, I made a guttural noise just seeing it in the video lmao.
Noice. Another one in a portfolio of endlessly rewatchable videos. Also, I don't know if it's a good house move, or a neutral or a bad one, so I'm not sure if i should offer congratulations, simple acknowledgement or my condolences.
bro i ran out of videos of you to watch, i need more content, this is almost like an addiction at this point. Now seriously i love ur content, keep the hard work up, these videos are of an amazing quality and i can't even get close to imagine the amount of time and effort this takes. Touché, mr Hazzor.
I've always loved horse archers, it's just funny watching them surround an entire army and pelt 'em with arrows. Not the most useful in sieges tho but that's what the other noble's armies are for
I feel like Forkwad executing the emperor was less of a political move and more of a symbolic castration of the popular male leader he could never hope to compare with.
0:56: Hold on. Forkwad becomes a mighty political leader, _after_ getting rich and famous in the entertainment industry? I thought that was a strictly modern phenomenon.
Hi! I love your videos. A few tips on doing a horse only run as I have done my fair share is that you should mix up your comp to not be pure cataphracts instead for a late game army of around 300 men I would recommend 1/3 of that to be horse archer and the other 200 to be mostly cataphracts and aseri vanguard faris I halos have around 20 dirshnick champions and the occasional vlandian cavalry but nice job on a first horse only run
The fact you don’t have more subscribers is a crime (I expected at *least* 300k when I first found you, which I believe was the first rimworld dwarf colony episode). Your voice is amazing and your content and storytelling skills are unmatched :) keep up the good work, dude 👍
Validation sent. You are just a little better now. But is it ever enough? To bump that self-esteem that little bit higher, have a subscription... and this mental pat on the head. Well done sir.
Great video, gotta love some emperor executions! Before you declared yourself a kingdom, you could have negotiated peace with the trade screen, with any lord of the western empire! It is so fun/broken to give 10 crafted polearms to some random poor lord, and get peace and keep all those fiefs you just stole!
Year this is a year old and you likely know this by now. But a nice trick when in service to another kingdom is to refuse all castles and give away any they force on you. By the time they take a town the AI will see you have no holdings and very likely give it to you instead.
A little bit of advice. The Kuzait nobles have better stats and can reach higher tiers, standard recruits can only reach tier 4 while nobles get tier 5. It will take longer to recruit exclusively nobles and max them out, but it's definitely worth it. With maxed-out Kuzhait nobles you can regularly and reliably take out armies double your size and if you min/max by getting all the perks that increase your party size and the law that gives kings a flat 100 troop increase you can field a party of around 500-600 meaning you could take out armies between 1,000-1,200 without even needing to form an army
One of my favorite ways to cheese bannerlord is to go solely archer units, set up on a hill and let them pelt the enemy as they charge, then as soon as the enemy hits your front line you retreat. Then engage again, you lose no troops and wittle down the enemy army at the same time
Finally, someone else who uses some.. debatable.. techniques of winning tournaments. It's just so easy to take on people in tournaments with a shield or bow.
Yeah, I did this with Khans Guard only and it’s very doable. It just takes a lot of time to replace/recruit your losses in the last phase where you’re trying to siege out the last 20-30 settlements.
It’s actually really funny because I just had the idea to make lord Farquaad. I named him maximus, of clan farquaad and I used the same banner and colors as you. I took zero inspiration from other people, but I love how I am not the only one who has had this idea and used the banner I made.😂😂
As a bannerlord nerd, i prefer the forest people because of their two handed warriors and javelin throwers. They're easy to get and the javelin dudes are essentially melee/ranged units so it's a two for one. A few hundred javelin throwers defending a fort are pretty much invincible, i have yet to lose a fort while using them
Forkwad was a great leader and a great warrior his name will be in history forever as the leader who went down swinging and killing many of his enemies
Love me some good bannerlord! Oh and if you want the lords to award you stuff at the end of a siege like loot or the castle, you have to spend your influence on gaining the favor with other lords in the lords tab and then they will vote to award you stuff 😊
Im stuck on a Vlandian playthrough. I have 12 fiefs as a vassal, but all surrounded by would be enemy Vlandians and Northern empire that spawns 1500 men strong armies in an NY minute. Can field an 800 army with companion parties without influence lost. But all the enemy armies are much larger, including my would be Vlandian enemies.
there is a first person view (activated by pressing "r" iirc) thats very helpful for archery and i think its weird i see that so rarely in these videos XD
I use Khuzait horse archers with any melee cav that can get to max rank: I let archers pummel them until they get close and then send melee cav to force them to turn shields around while pulling archers slightly back as needed - 120 army against 1k+ army no problem, with the retreat and rejoin option always available + patience
I remember buying the original game when I was in college off of a shady website and processing a payment in euros for the very first time. Back when it got really hyped up on the Something Awful forums. This was before steam existed. It was early access before the term “early access” even existed. The version of the game I got they didn’t even have the arena implemented yet. There was a black knight ball that rolled around and would destroy you, that’s if you weren’t fucked by the Swabians and their incredibly fast world map horses
Hey folks, Ring ring ring, that's the sound of the Bananalord phone ringing, you'd better pick it up quick!
I hope you enjoy this content that I made for you in the breaks between doing house move things, I am a very tired man right now, business as usual very soon though, like the video and make some generically interesting and engaging comment so that Mr Gorithm gives me what I need...
Which is Sweet, sweet validation.
balls?
Banner lord is great, gotta farm up that surgeon skill before you can spam alive cav tho
Thoroughly enjoyed the video mate, keep up the good work!! Sounds like you’ve got a lot on your plate right now but all your hard work is, and will keep, paying off. Your content improves countless people’s days every day, I know it’s hard to absorb by just looking at view and like counts, but you’re a force of positivity in what is sometimes a hard world to be a part of. Love your work Hazzor
Don't you need to credit the music used?
Love your content and your voice alike! I've already watched this video and am now watching it again to share with others. :D I do that with a lot of your vids. XD
That was a great campaign! I think with a couple tweaks, you could have done a full world conquest - well done :D
We'll get em next time.
you need some moderation everything is wc with you im scared for your mental health
@@gavindavisson4440 lol one can never have too much of owning everything :)
@@HazzorPlaysGames It would be cool to see a world conquest playthrough if that is possible, If not then never mind
How the hell is this even possible? Yesterday after whole day of playing Bannerlord i found your channel on recommended tab and binge watch every rimworld video and thought "it will be cool of you record bannerlord video" and today you uploaded it 😅
Someone asks something like this every time I publish a video and the answer is always the same...
I have a complex network of advanced sattelites paired with an extremely effective troupe of highly trained rats to spy on my viewers and intuit their taste in content.
@@HazzorPlaysGames i knew it was something suspicious about this rats looking through my window with their little binoculars.
@@HazzorPlaysGames so that's why that rat had a camera strapped to it's corpse....
Rats, I should a known
@@HazzorPlaysGamesWell if that’s the case than I need to talk to the rats about another starsector video.
Hazzor and Bannerlord is a perfect combo, i hope we see more of it on the channel :)
Agreeable, comrade lordbruno
Watching him execute the kings and nobles was absolutely hilarious. It looked like his tiny arms could just barely hold the axe 😂
Now just going to wait on Reggie to make an even more deranged Forkwad, fantastic video hazzor
Lol I'd like to see his take on bananalord too.
But I would also like to make a much more deranged Bannerlord video with far more executions too at some point.
@@HazzorPlaysGames do it, pull a simo and kill the western empire
@@HazzorPlaysGameshe had a lot of modded warband. It was really... normal.
Had literally JUST finished re-re-re-rewatching the 300 days Medieval Rimworld playthrough while doing some late night uni work, then realise 20 minutes ago a brand new Hazzor vid was released!? Nothing like the soothing sounds of horseback combat to listen to before sleep
Can relate, they are very rewatchable videos. And the Artemis one too.
What a glorious man Forkward is
I couldn't believe my ears when I heard the Age of Empires music... Nostalgic as heck!
Man, you never miss. I originally found you through your above-ground Dwarf Fortress, but I've since watched literally everything else. Your work is excellent.
Glorious Mongol mindset 🐎🏹
sitting on a mountain going "oooooweeooooooooowaahhhhhhh" type energy.
Great to see you playing Bannerlord! I was nervous to see if your video style mixed with it but you definitely pulled it off. Also through all of my videos and hours in bannerlord, that splash at 20:00 is also the biggest I have EVER seen, I made a guttural noise just seeing it in the video lmao.
Noice. Another one in a portfolio of endlessly rewatchable videos.
Also, I don't know if it's a good house move, or a neutral or a bad one, so I'm not sure if i should offer congratulations, simple acknowledgement or my condolences.
Good, lots more space and far less neighbours, but it's been a lot of work.
Nearly done though now.
The subtle creepy face zooms are my favorite. And the sarcasm. Definitely the sarcasm.
I see a lot of people saying your videos are infinitely rewatchable, and that is very true. Something really makes your narration stand out.
bro i ran out of videos of you to watch, i need more content, this is almost like an addiction at this point. Now seriously i love ur content, keep the hard work up, these videos are of an amazing quality and i can't even get close to imagine the amount of time and effort this takes. Touché, mr Hazzor.
I've always loved horse archers, it's just funny watching them surround an entire army and pelt 'em with arrows. Not the most useful in sieges tho but that's what the other noble's armies are for
Wait until you recruit an army of exclusively Khan's Guards. Heavy armoured horse archers with the best weapon in the game
Just send your troops for sieges, the game doesn't always understand that horse archers aren't great in sieges.
14:18 that enemy soldier has more wood from arrows in his shield than the wood in the shield itself xD
Your content is so good, like amazing, one of the best RUclipsrs out there
I feel like Forkwad executing the emperor was less of a political move and more of a symbolic castration of the popular male leader he could never hope to compare with.
0:56: Hold on. Forkwad becomes a mighty political leader, _after_ getting rich and famous in the entertainment industry? I thought that was a strictly modern phenomenon.
Hi! I love your videos. A few tips on doing a horse only run as I have done my fair share is that you should mix up your comp to not be pure cataphracts instead for a late game army of around 300 men I would recommend 1/3 of that to be horse archer and the other 200 to be mostly cataphracts and aseri vanguard faris I halos have around 20 dirshnick champions and the occasional vlandian cavalry but nice job on a first horse only run
I'm not a bannerlord nerd, am I still allowed to say what a beautiful man forkwad is?
Yes
You can make it more stressed with the stars around it.
*YES*
Great video once again. It's good to see Bannerlord on your channel! Hope to see more of in the future!
I would kill for Forkwad without question
nice.
I'm not gonna stop bringing it up so you better keep workin on this
8:00 minutes in, here I am not criticizing but instead talking about what a beautiful man Forkwad is.
10/10 video. Just started playing banner lord and you’ve made my day
The fact you don’t have more subscribers is a crime (I expected at *least* 300k when I first found you, which I believe was the first rimworld dwarf colony episode). Your voice is amazing and your content and storytelling skills are unmatched :) keep up the good work, dude 👍
18:50 I didn't think I'd be hearing Rimworld music while watching a Bannerlord video, but I'm incredibly pleased by it
Banger vid hazza, I had entirely forgotten this game was out and regularly play warband.
11:00 as a male who rides horses and practices archery in real life, this speaks to me.
That smooth Age of Mythology soundtrack as you become the man, the myth, the legend that is Forkwad!
love all these Bannerlord stories !:) been playing non stop since launch, best game ever made :)
Validation sent. You are just a little better now. But is it ever enough? To bump that self-esteem that little bit higher, have a subscription... and this mental pat on the head. Well done sir.
I love the random Top Gear references in your videos.
What a perfect combo, love your content dude
Great video, gotta love some emperor executions!
Before you declared yourself a kingdom, you could have negotiated peace with the trade screen, with any lord of the western empire!
It is so fun/broken to give 10 crafted polearms to some random poor lord, and get peace and keep all those fiefs you just stole!
new video pog! cant wait until u hit a million :)
Year this is a year old and you likely know this by now. But a nice trick when in service to another kingdom is to refuse all castles and give away any they force on you. By the time they take a town the AI will see you have no holdings and very likely give it to you instead.
A little bit of advice. The Kuzait nobles have better stats and can reach higher tiers, standard recruits can only reach tier 4 while nobles get tier 5. It will take longer to recruit exclusively nobles and max them out, but it's definitely worth it. With maxed-out Kuzhait nobles you can regularly and reliably take out armies double your size and if you min/max by getting all the perks that increase your party size and the law that gives kings a flat 100 troop increase you can field a party of around 500-600 meaning you could take out armies between 1,000-1,200 without even needing to form an army
KEEP THE BANNERLORD COMING :)
One of my favorite ways to cheese bannerlord is to go solely archer units, set up on a hill and let them pelt the enemy as they charge, then as soon as the enemy hits your front line you retreat. Then engage again, you lose no troops and wittle down the enemy army at the same time
Finally, someone else who uses some.. debatable.. techniques of winning tournaments.
It's just so easy to take on people in tournaments with a shield or bow.
Great editing :)
If Catila the silversmith is standing at the end of my bed tonight i will be very disapointed in you.
More bannerlord please, this was so entertaining
You can powerlevel by throwing boulders on people in siege defenses.
Also, great vid!
13:43 Lol, he looks like the Emperor in Shrek!
At least he didn't end up dying in his early 50s from a cold like my character did.
This is top tier content. Bravo. 😂😂 ❤❤❤❤
Wow bannerlord looks great. Definitely on my to-play list
“Ya’ think he’s compensatin’ for somthin’?”
Love your videos, I just subscribed
Ah, the Mongol Build! Long Live Khagan Forkwad!
Yeah, I did this with Khans Guard only and it’s very doable. It just takes a lot of time to replace/recruit your losses in the last phase where you’re trying to siege out the last 20-30 settlements.
bro just make historically accurate genghis khan in video game :D, great vid btw
It’s actually really funny because I just had the idea to make lord Farquaad. I named him maximus, of clan farquaad and I used the same banner and colors as you. I took zero inspiration from other people, but I love how I am not the only one who has had this idea and used the banner I made.😂😂
Man i love your videos keep it up
Love the dwarf fortress music ;)
"Hello I'm Forkwad, I'm lonely and poor" Typical 21st century greeting
it is actually impressive that floorquad was able to earn that much gold in tournaments tbf
I love whipping out my polearm and going sicko mode.
If you can't beat them, execute their leadership and tank their morale, a pretty Chad last stand
thanks for the music!
As a bannerlord nerd, i prefer the forest people because of their two handed warriors and javelin throwers. They're easy to get and the javelin dudes are essentially melee/ranged units so it's a two for one. A few hundred javelin throwers defending a fort are pretty much invincible, i have yet to lose a fort while using them
Bro went from Roman to Mongolian real fast
First time I've seen Bannarlord played as a cuk simulator
15:05 Forkwad's Forkwits
Now I want a forklift mount in Bannerlord.
Genius
I love how he's got the Age of Empires music... Makes me think he should play Age of Empires.
8:58 *That's a scary jumpscare.*
Forkwad was a great leader and a great warrior his name will be in history forever as the leader who went down swinging and killing many of his enemies
Love me some good bannerlord! Oh and if you want the lords to award you stuff at the end of a siege like loot or the castle, you have to spend your influence on gaining the favor with other lords in the lords tab and then they will vote to award you stuff 😊
I loved the AOE2 soundtrack. First of your videos I’ve seen, and was amazing
I love the humor in this one, lol.
loving the age of empires 2 music
Oh thank god, my eyeballs won’t be hungry anymore
Ah man you got any more of this stuff, I'm itching for some
Can someone please tell me how to two hand the reaper sword. It says it’s 1 or 2 handed but I can’t figure out how to change my stance.
Im stuck on a Vlandian playthrough. I have 12 fiefs as a vassal, but all surrounded by would be enemy Vlandians and Northern empire that spawns 1500 men strong armies in an NY minute. Can field an 800 army with companion parties without influence lost. But all the enemy armies are much larger, including my would be Vlandian enemies.
My god, Lord Farquad had a successor! He should keep an eye out for dragons, wouldn’t want to go out the way his father did.
Such a good Story telling
18:24 The fact that he went so far with the cuck joke that he even made a cuckcam.
If you go to tavern you can ask barkeep where to find specific skilled companions
It's hilarious to see someone else using the same tactics, despite not reading how others approach the game.
13:21
ALL
GLORY
TO
THE
HAZZORTOAD
Was eating lunch with my girlfriend at a restaurant. I was watching this video and kept laughing at your humor quality content! Keep it up
there is a first person view (activated by pressing "r" iirc) thats very helpful for archery and i think its weird i see that so rarely in these videos XD
What was the armour forkwad wearing from 17:48?
What a beautiful man is Forkwad!
I use Khuzait horse archers with any melee cav that can get to max rank: I let archers pummel them until they get close and then send melee cav to force them to turn shields around while pulling archers slightly back as needed - 120 army against 1k+ army no problem, with the retreat and rejoin option always available + patience
Ah horse archery, the most powerful medieval strategy to ever exist
i like that your made it a story
Just got done with a battanian playthrough and by god those Sturgians would march south 2K strong sometimes
Amazing and funny video ty ao much ❤
@hazzor only just realised after watching the video over 10x that forkwad is prolly a reference to that villian in SHREK 1...
Horse archer circle of death thing. LMAO
I remember buying the original game when I was in college off of a shady website and processing a payment in euros for the very first time. Back when it got really hyped up on the Something Awful forums. This was before steam existed. It was early access before the term “early access” even existed. The version of the game I got they didn’t even have the arena implemented yet. There was a black knight ball that rolled around and would destroy you, that’s if you weren’t fucked by the Swabians and their incredibly fast world map horses
horse archer army...daring today aren't we
Hell yeah! Bannerlord, count me in! :)