BECOMING GOD IN CK3 WITH 100 Stat Man - Crusader Kings 3 Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 4 года назад +2588

    A Norse god with war elephants? Sounds absolutely bonkers. I love it.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 года назад +15

      Sounds like thor

    • @approximateCognition
      @approximateCognition 4 года назад +23

      If the Old Norse knew about elephants, there'd probably have been one

    • @bostonmeadhorn4897
      @bostonmeadhorn4897 4 года назад +30

      Loki screwed a horse and gave birth. He also tied a goat to his testicle to make a Giantess laugh. Anything's possible!

    • @uanime1
      @uanime1 4 года назад +8

      Megachad could be the Norse version of Hannibal.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 года назад +19

      @@bostonmeadhorn4897 he also convinced the whole pantheon that thor should crossdress so they can get his hammer even though loki can shapeshift

  • @Alorand
    @Alorand 4 года назад +2825

    "The game is not very balanced..."
    "Let me open up this cheat menu I downloaded."
    I think I see what might be influencing the balance.

    • @imcaligula1287
      @imcaligula1287 4 года назад +224

      Right?? Like of course you can exploit the game with a character that is straight-up cheating. It's not only the 100 stats, but it's also the ridiculous piety, prestige and skill gain that is allowing him to declare and then cheese all those wars. Abducting a King with a normally skilled character (even with high intrigue) is already very hard, you need them to be shit at intrigue and their spymaster to be either a moron or colluded with you AND you need a claim to their kingdom, which is not exactly easy to get either. If you manage all that it's fair and square you can snatch his kingdom off him. Although I do hope they rework the kidnap/imprison mechanic so that if you imprison a character that way (or through unlawful imprisonment if they are your councillor) they can refuse to accept your terms and their heir and their vassals can instantly rebel (like how it happened most of the time when something like this took place historically, or in ASOIAF, lol).

    • @geoffreystevens2916
      @geoffreystevens2916 4 года назад +129

      yeah seriously I came here for the game to see something, might as well just altered his stats... didn't have to go through all that. just cheat

    • @blakehaffy
      @blakehaffy 4 года назад +126

      @@geoffreystevens2916 the 100 stat man series/character is almost always using cheats/mods.

    • @catboygremlin
      @catboygremlin 4 года назад +91

      that's the entire point of the series: how crazy can Spiff make that timeline with mods/cheats on his character.

    • @ELSuperJake
      @ELSuperJake 4 года назад +23

      Exactly, hes playing a maxed out piety/intrigue/martial/learning character at the same time. Its like using all the late game exploits at once. You couldnt do all of this in one rulers lifetime without cheats

  • @Hangman-yq5uh
    @Hangman-yq5uh 3 года назад +438

    "At the moment, he's a bit of a melancholic character..." Yeah I would be too, if my mother died ten days ago from a seizure, while ranting about demons possessing her. Poor Mega Chad.

  • @lucianlopez6537
    @lucianlopez6537 4 года назад +1050

    Spiff: Let get rid of human sacrifice
    Me: what that doesn't sound right
    Spiff: For ritual cannibalism
    Me: There it is

    • @TheGhostQuarter
      @TheGhostQuarter 4 года назад +20

      Yup I had the same thought. It just isn't perfectly balanced any other way.

    • @whitefrost1stgren581
      @whitefrost1stgren581 4 года назад +6

      i thought the same

    • @gerpir
      @gerpir 4 года назад +10

      Hahaha I was like Noooo! Why!!!! .... wait what!?? YES!

    • @SoulReaverVidView
      @SoulReaverVidView 4 года назад +12

      Almost spit out my tea when he picked cannibalism.

    • @IJsberg89
      @IJsberg89 4 года назад +6

      Spiff just loves his balanced meals of human meat and tea.

  • @reeceheap7002
    @reeceheap7002 4 года назад +392

    Cecilia: What are you doing Human Shrek
    Human Shrek: When in Rome

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 4 года назад +7

      "When In The Spiffing Brit's Territory do as the Spiffers Do"

    • @krvproductions6642
      @krvproductions6642 4 года назад +10

      Bang ya sister

    • @aurogezaure2248
      @aurogezaure2248 4 года назад +21

      When in Rome, bang Caligula

    • @durnsidh6483
      @durnsidh6483 4 года назад +4

      @@aurogezaure2248 That's a position I can get behind.

    • @dwreanchinotan
      @dwreanchinotan 4 года назад +5

      odd that despite being in rome, i hear sweet home alabama

  • @derpdeer6140
    @derpdeer6140 4 года назад +1005

    Still can’t get over the fact that he replaced the watermarks of all the stock photos with his own watermark because why not. Legend

    • @demonicspawn666
      @demonicspawn666 3 года назад +7

      I dont think he did 🤔

    • @masterloard
      @masterloard 3 года назад +60

      If I remember right, he used to use stock Shutterstock images, but got a C&D or something (there was/is a legal reason for it). There was a video where he was asking if he should use his own watermark or no watermark at all, and the community decided on using his own watermark

    • @hinro
      @hinro 3 года назад +19

      @@masterloard If I recall correctly it was because while the images were public domain the water marks were not. It was something weird like that I think. I believe it was copyright claims. it was a clusterfuck regardless.

  • @MrUshiikun
    @MrUshiikun 4 года назад +412

    Clearly, if there is something a Viking God needs for his longboats, it is War Elephants.

    • @PamperedDuchess
      @PamperedDuchess 4 года назад +11

      Long boats and war elephants and tea, OH MY!

    • @mgdarkk
      @mgdarkk 4 года назад +3

      The Gold Company (GOT) would disagree with you

  • @cullen3323
    @cullen3323 3 года назад +396

    I love how the mustache just APPEARED when he changed religions

    • @Smelly556
      @Smelly556 3 года назад +33

      Yeah, why do you think all Vikings have beards?
      As soon as you follow the Norse mythology, you grow an Odin beard

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 2 года назад +28

      It's cus you need something for your battle buddies to braid and decorate with dainty flowers in between all of the raiding and pillaging. Look it up, it's true!

    • @nextgreatmedia3552
      @nextgreatmedia3552 2 года назад +3

      Are you saying that's not how moustaches work??? 🤔

    • @baconrastas
      @baconrastas Год назад

      You mean the beard suddenly became a moustache when he changed faiths...

    • @pyrohawkrthedrunkinaussy9882
      @pyrohawkrthedrunkinaussy9882 Год назад +1

      ​@@nextgreatmedia3552 oh dam i hope so or ive grown this thing for nothing

  • @sintua
    @sintua 4 года назад +932

    Goals:
    1. True Immortality. A god dying is *unseemly*.
    2. Chadism everywhere, Catholicism nowhere.
    3. Norsephants.

    • @babygirlaether
      @babygirlaether 4 года назад +38

      Elephant in Finnish is norsu,,, we might be onto something here

    • @imperator5228
      @imperator5228 4 года назад +8

      They didn't bring Immortality into the base game, unfortunately.

    • @sintua
      @sintua 4 года назад +8

      @@imperator5228 They also didn't have Megachad Uberstats in the base game. I'm actually curious how close to immortality he's gotten with this absurdly high health boosts.

    • @jakeyrunescape9219
      @jakeyrunescape9219 4 года назад +2

      All three??

    • @ENDERLICOT
      @ENDERLICOT 4 года назад +2

      @@sintua unfortunately it is impossible to get a immortal caracter...

  • @priyanshugoel3030
    @priyanshugoel3030 4 года назад +439

    100 stat man in every duel:
    "I am a god how can you kill a god"

    • @WeirdPros
      @WeirdPros 4 года назад +7

      Path of Exile players: I've got just the spot on my buffs list.

    • @ManisNecrom
      @ManisNecrom 4 года назад +45

      What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

    • @FullMetalGladiator
      @FullMetalGladiator 4 года назад +15

      Yes, oh great and mighty Grand Champion? Is there something you need? Can I carry your weapon? Scrub your boots? Backrub, perhaps?

    • @andrewmosby6004
      @andrewmosby6004 4 года назад +23

      "Shame on you sweet Nerevar"

    • @ramiel7666
      @ramiel7666 4 года назад +5

      Strike the heart with Sunder and Keening.

  • @jakecarson2653
    @jakecarson2653 4 года назад +379

    Definitely need those elephants: C all the way

  • @Sam_596
    @Sam_596 2 года назад +28

    For those wondering, rose hips are the fruit of some rose species. The hairs of the fruit (?) can be used as an itching powder

  • @VoughtAmerica
    @VoughtAmerica 4 года назад +319

    The Norse Holy Roman Empire practicing imperialism and colonization sounds absolutely fantastic
    "Would be perfectly balanced"

    • @xXtmXx7393
      @xXtmXx7393 4 года назад +7

      Not as fantastic as a cup of Yorkshire tea

    • @Hotasianchick
      @Hotasianchick 4 года назад

      The funniest part is that it is colonizing England and the rest of Europe itself😭

    • @SamTahbou
      @SamTahbou 4 года назад

      Why is comrade Stalin crying? And change "fantastic" to realistic and balanced and I'm on board with you.

    • @Hotasianchick
      @Hotasianchick 4 года назад +2

      @@SamTahbou Fantastic? Comrade you might need a spell in the gulag to get your eyes checked.

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni 4 года назад

      Quite literally a Holy Norseman Empire

  • @bchin4005
    @bchin4005 4 года назад +176

    "...and we're going to replace human sacrifice with...ritual cannibalism..."
    Clearly, an improvement.
    And, of course, C- war elephants

  • @DOPN
    @DOPN 4 года назад +94

    “And that’s why you were named lily, cause your mother loves lilies”
    Son: “Oh! What about me, what about me???”
    Dad: “Well you just finish up some of your delicious home brew Yorkshire Tea for just $10, Human Shrek”

  • @Mistersheeaun
    @Mistersheeaun 4 года назад +234

    "Even though the game says it's balanced, trust me it's not balanced"
    This statement could be the motto of the entire channel.

    • @mahatmagamgee1831
      @mahatmagamgee1831 4 года назад +2

      it already is

    • @owentayygaming7567
      @owentayygaming7567 4 года назад +1

      isn't the motto already perfectly balanced with no exploits

    • @acidempire7188
      @acidempire7188 4 года назад +7

      @@owentayygaming7567 I thought it was, "Oh, Todd Howard...what have you done?"

    • @bumbatumba1251
      @bumbatumba1251 4 года назад +6

      With cheats - meh.

    • @agrg456
      @agrg456 4 года назад +7

      he modded in cheats lol

  • @cmseff
    @cmseff 4 года назад +224

    10:12 Apparently converting to Swedish includes instant mustache.

    • @Atelierwanwan
      @Atelierwanwan 4 года назад +27

      That's how they get their power.

    • @rongeurtsvankessel1908
      @rongeurtsvankessel1908 4 года назад +5

      An act of god, the minorest of miracles :-D

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 4 года назад +1

      its worth a try..where do i sign up?

    • @cmseff
      @cmseff 4 года назад +1

      @@satakrionkryptomortis Sweden I presume... or Yorkshire...

  • @obiwanfisher537
    @obiwanfisher537 3 года назад +67

    29:53 So basically you're Hannibal, but nordic and you won; Mountains, elephant, enemy of the romans, tries to sack rome

  • @francescoferri1409
    @francescoferri1409 4 года назад +325

    Not gonna lie: seeing a norse god with war elephants would be pretty awesome

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 года назад +160

    "How many countries do you want to take? How many lives do you want to ruin?"
    King Mega Chad : *_"How many breads have you eaten in your life?"_*

  • @XVoltage911
    @XVoltage911 4 года назад +127

    William: "I conquered all of England."
    Mega Chad: "Hold my beer."

  • @SharpAsASpoon
    @SharpAsASpoon 4 года назад +159

    Spiff: *cheats himself to godhood*
    Also Spiff: "whY WoULd tHE gAme LEt mE Do thIs?"

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 4 года назад +7

      Indeed (though I'm not sure the abduction/win war combo is related to his cheats).

    • @Ainogard
      @Ainogard 4 года назад +13

      @@carlsiouxfalls Well, you can do this, but your chance of abduction will be a lot lower without 100 intrigue stat.

    • @Force2reckonVods
      @Force2reckonVods 4 года назад +3

      Yes, but also as someone who managed this without cheats, it's not crazy undoable or anything.

  • @thelonecookie3592
    @thelonecookie3592 4 года назад +220

    Ah yes -
    *The Cannibal Vikings from Italy.*

  • @Nightwalker170
    @Nightwalker170 4 года назад +47

    Funny enough I don't think that planning to capture/kill the leader of the opposing faction before declaring war in order to win said war as quickly as possible is an unfair or unintended exploit. It's historically proven tactic that the game rewards you for using.

  • @ZM145234974521E
    @ZM145234974521E 4 года назад +240

    I want to point out that the game isn’t actually THAT broken, he is using mods to grant him insane Piety and Prestige and troops, in the base game it actually takes a long time to reform/create a new faith, and the Buy Claim option is only guaranteed because he is the head of his faith, whereas in Catholicism, the Pope won’t accept and Buy Claim request if you’re already powerful, and the Buy Claim requests cost a lot of piety that would take a long time to earn in vanilla, AND LASTLY, the perks needed to utilize all these tactics like buy claim, abduct, invade, win, take a decently long time to earn so Please understand that it’s not really THAT broken, this is more like an end game/long-term op tactic that you could shoot for but it’ll take a really long time, I think it would suck if paradox removed this because it would be removing a fun end-game goal rather than “Fixing” the game

    • @ZM145234974521E
      @ZM145234974521E 4 года назад +31

      And the only reason he’s not fighting 10 wars including rebellions and factions is because he has insane prestige/piety and all the perks and 100 stats that are impossible to do in vanilla

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 4 года назад +8

      @@ZM145234974521E and also for the same reason you already mentioned, being a head of a reformed/created faith where the majority of the vassals converted immediatly lowers all separatism, making factions incredibly weak/unable to fire wars. Realistically you spend a decent amount of years converting culture, and religion, if necessary, after invading a whole kingdom, for example, just so your lands stabilize.

    • @MagiconIce
      @MagiconIce 4 года назад +7

      @@ZM145234974521E Well but on the other side... going down the Family Head Tree in the Diplomacy Lifestyle, giving you 3 skill points per Child, that you befriend... if they all land in one stat, you may achieve 100 stat points in one stat.
      And even if not, having a dude with all around ~20ish-30ish stats is also pretty strong.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 4 года назад +2

      @@MagiconIce true, but even finishing a single learning tree takes a lot of in-game years, and multiple events going favourably. Even cheating a bit, or using boosting mods it still takes a lot more time to do all this that was shown in the video. I've been using the ruler designer mod, and even with an op starting character you take a lot of time to be able to pull something like this off.

    • @MagiconIce
      @MagiconIce 4 года назад +1

      @@johnstarwright2029 You can duel, your rivals, if they insult you.

  • @wilfredoretamalm
    @wilfredoretamalm 4 года назад +84

    Duke Pene: exists.
    Every Spanish speaker: *sensible chuckle*

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 4 года назад +7

      No one expects the spiffing inquisition!

  • @mindfulinventor3595
    @mindfulinventor3595 4 года назад +705

    Who could've imagined that this game is broken with a cheat-mod lol.

    • @rippingcube2945
      @rippingcube2945 4 года назад +6

      Do u know what the mod is called

    • @KalaMiDeviL
      @KalaMiDeviL 3 года назад +48

      jokes on you, i actually did the skillpoint exploit and now have a pure-blooded dude who can comfortably rule a vassal-free southern half of east francia i basically turned west franconia into alabama bunny sim and also became god aka blood-father in the process. it‘s ridiculous. my wife is also my daughter and grand-daughter and one of my concubines is my mother and the other two are daughters that i had with my daughter-grand-daughter-wife, making them great-grand-daughters and the kids i have with my mother are half-siblings of mine. but hey, 74 stewardship at age 48.

    • @robbstark8275
      @robbstark8275 3 года назад +1

      I can't stop laughing

    • @fr-joey764
      @fr-joey764 3 года назад +6

      @@KalaMiDeviL i need an excel paper to explain that sir

    • @captaindanger4353
      @captaindanger4353 2 года назад +1

      The whole point of 100 stat man is to test the limit of the game usually with mods

  • @kcneedles261
    @kcneedles261 4 года назад +407

    Normally I feel bad about exploiting a game, but planning a kidnapping the day you declare war on a nation actually sounds quite feasible.

    • @THEORIGINALFrostByte
      @THEORIGINALFrostByte 4 года назад +38

      IDK. When someone with a massive army gains a claim on my kingdom I immediately switch my spymaster to disrupt schemes if they're not already doing so. IRL security for rulers gets bumped way up if there's fuckery afoot. Still, this exploit is a ton of fun and definitely worth checking out.

    • @scorpioneldar
      @scorpioneldar 4 года назад +25

      @@THEORIGINALFrostByte Historically speaking the capture of rulers most often in battle but also often kidnappings/assassinations from their camps did end many wars. (though several others continued despite that as a captured ruler has less influence over his people and if he is let go he might go back on his word so not the instant win that the game depicts.) the real-life escalation of security for rulers at war occurred as a reaction of this tendency and sometimes their court might even overrule the king's actual wishes to prevent rulers and heirs being used as bargaining chips.

    • @calar8
      @calar8 4 года назад +19

      My assumption is that in a world where you don't have 100 intrigue, kidnapping the ruler of an entire kingdom/empire is probably a crazy low chance.

    • @pauloandrade925
      @pauloandrade925 4 года назад +5

      @@calar8 actually if its over like 12 or 15 intrigue its pretty feasable to do thaat

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 4 года назад +7

      Matt Miller That probably happened in game but to be fair it really ruins the balance when you have 100 intrigue. What would’ve been a 5% chance becomes a 95% chance.
      Granted the chances are still higher than they should be, and need some tweaking, but if you cheat everything to 100 stats of course it’ll be easy mathematically.

  • @shiny1556
    @shiny1556 4 года назад +151

    “We can theoretically destroy the Catholic faith.” - Spiffing 2020

    • @TheFissionchips
      @TheFissionchips 4 года назад +8

      the masons did it in 1962 with Vatican II lmao

  • @billsynthese4816
    @billsynthese4816 3 года назад +170

    Hitler:*invades Poland in a few months
    Mega Chad:hold my beer
    Proceeds to capture Britain in 3 days without having an army or stepping on British soil

    • @Paltse
      @Paltse 3 года назад +1

      To be fair, Mr. H sent as many spies to try and do stuff as what we saw here, they just were not successful other than as British double agents.

    • @pyrohawkrthedrunkinaussy9882
      @pyrohawkrthedrunkinaussy9882 Год назад +1

      When u are a mega chad then anything is possible. Hitler could of learnt a thing or 40 from MC

  • @istvanfarkas1660
    @istvanfarkas1660 4 года назад +47

    God of War 5 opening scene: Kratos witnessing Mega Chad's ascending...
    "Boy! Pack your things. We have work to do!"

    • @santiagobarreto9357
      @santiagobarreto9357 4 года назад +2

      And Kratos dies, slain in a fierce battle against mega Chad, the walls in Jötunheim predicted it

  • @cowboyged9723
    @cowboyged9723 4 года назад +169

    Mega Chad should have his heir be called Reano Keves

    • @greatmightypanda
      @greatmightypanda 4 года назад +14

      Reanu Keeves is still trapped by Hod Toward's wicked sorceries

    • @terramerc733
      @terramerc733 4 года назад +7

      @@greatmightypanda not reanu
      Reano

    • @charliejones3272
      @charliejones3272 4 года назад +2

      No No eeryone knows Mega chad's historical child was Cavid Dameron

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 4 года назад

      @@greatmightypanda He got out! DO YOU UNDERESTIME THE POWA OF REANO KEVES >:(

  • @NCRLouTenant
    @NCRLouTenant 4 года назад +9

    It's wild that a video like this is what sells me on games like these, more so than any trailer or review could.

  • @SirChris314
    @SirChris314 4 года назад +242

    Spiff: *becomes 100 stat man with unlimited resources*
    also Spiff: wow everything is so easy I can just buy the Holy Roman Empire wow that shouldn't be allowed

    • @GRom4232
      @GRom4232 4 года назад +47

      I honestly don’t get half his videos. “I will show you how to break this game! By breaking the game with game breaking mods!”

    • @DonPiantissimo
      @DonPiantissimo 4 года назад +20

      @@GRom4232 Well, for the whole youtube thing to be sustainable you have to keep putting out videos and there's only so many actual game breaking exploits in the game you picked to go around. That being said it's kinda disappointing in this case because there really was more cheese in CK3 even without cheating.

    • @mackenzie8938
      @mackenzie8938 4 года назад +15

      @@DonPiantissimo I think you can still make interesting videos wherein you break the game using cheats or mods, but like it's the framing itself that's specifically irksome.
      I don't remember what video or what game it was, some 4X game, where he turned on a bunch of in game modifiers to make a custom civilization to play as with like a dozen extra bonuses to make an already good civilization into one that was just insanely broken, and it was the same issue of framing the game itself as exploitable or broken when you're just effectively cheating. Which, again, can be very fun to watch - it's just the issue of framing it that way feels very dishonest, which apparently I feel weirdly strongly about.

    • @BlackTempleGaurdian
      @BlackTempleGaurdian 4 года назад +17

      100 stat man has never been about the exploits, just goofing around with max stats.

    • @Daniel-yy3ty
      @Daniel-yy3ty 4 года назад +4

      tbh, the start a war with a ruler you are about to kidnap is a legit broken thing, the 100 intrigue just boost the % XD

  • @satinysquid8855
    @satinysquid8855 4 года назад +58

    When spiff calls your home a random province.

  • @Theviewer100
    @Theviewer100 3 года назад +21

    Wow the norse religion is actually written in icelandic. I’m icelandic and appreciate this detail Ásatrú, i have a friend who is actually a part of this religion

    • @midnightblue3285
      @midnightblue3285 2 года назад

      Actually it is suppose to be heathen and they switch it with modern age new age neopagan one pagan religion mixed religion.. Pagans are not religious Heathen is not a religion it is spiritualty and spiritual journey..

  • @px6883
    @px6883 4 года назад +77

    This video reminds me of my little cousin spamming an entire world with tnt in minecraft creative mode while claiming to have found a bug that lets him do this

  • @fabian2915
    @fabian2915 4 года назад +975

    Spiff: "CK3 is imbalanced and has many exploits!"
    Me: "Yeah, you're probably right..."
    Spiff: "Here, let me show you..."
    Me: "Uh-huh, go on..."
    Spiff: "Step 1: Use cheats to get 100 stats everywhere!"
    Me: "Wait! HOLD ON a second there!"

    • @Economip
      @Economip 4 года назад +53

      Yeah, might as well just mod the stats directly in if you're relying on mods regardless..

    • @Pawn2e4
      @Pawn2e4 4 года назад +61

      Yeah, this video should really be called "BECOMING GOD IN CK3 (modded) WITH 100 Stat Man "

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 4 года назад +24

      there's actually a pretty fun mod for actually becoming a god and forming a preset religion and culture based on the ancient european faiths, with events included and an immortal trait with insane boosts, it's also very broken, but it's way more fun than just pressing a cheat button since you still have to play the game to some capacity.

    • @angushair9528
      @angushair9528 4 года назад +19

      He explained the 100 stat exploit at the beginning, get over yourself

    • @SquaulDuNeant
      @SquaulDuNeant 4 года назад +11

      @@angushair9528 so why he didn't use it ? :)

  • @illCMAC
    @illCMAC 3 года назад +37

    Whenever I watch your 100 Stat Man series I come away from the episode humming the song "Scatman" by Scatman John, but I replace the words with "100 Stat Man"

  • @Hamfast33
    @Hamfast33 4 года назад +159

    Bout time there's another CK3 video. I'm literally going through withdrawal.

    • @MongooseTacticool
      @MongooseTacticool 4 года назад +1

      Have you seen the Let's Game It Out CK3 vid, funny stuff.

    • @Trikzzarn
      @Trikzzarn 4 года назад +2

      Ive never clicked a notification as fast as this one

  • @StalwartTirith
    @StalwartTirith 4 года назад +174

    "Become 100 stat man with perfectly balanced exploits!"
    *Proceeds to use cheat mod

    • @rippingcube2945
      @rippingcube2945 4 года назад

      Do u know what the mod was

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 4 года назад +1

      @@rippingcube2945 he says towards the beginning of the video

  • @MrDuceOwen
    @MrDuceOwen 4 года назад +258

    HELLO THERE I'VE CAUGHT YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COMMENT SECTION WHERE YOU LEAST EXPECTED IT

    • @nectarinn3
      @nectarinn3 4 года назад +19

      Damn are you the spanish inquisition?

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 4 года назад +3

      Dammit

    • @priyanshugoel3030
      @priyanshugoel3030 4 года назад

      I deflected it.

    • @Surproodles
      @Surproodles 4 года назад

      great comment loved it

    • @ntrf-xyz
      @ntrf-xyz 4 года назад +7

      This is actually a nice idea for a t-shirt. "I've caught you in the middle of this t-shirt where you were least expecting me" ... or whatever Spiff says

  • @mgunter
    @mgunter 4 года назад +78

    25:54 Just gonna gloss over that the leader of the HRE was an athiest?

    • @gildedbear5355
      @gildedbear5355 4 года назад +26

      The HRE was famously not holy, not roman, and not an empire. So the leader being an atheist seems par for the course.

    • @dandelyon1830
      @dandelyon1830 4 года назад +5

      And the Pope!

    • @ertrick3693
      @ertrick3693 4 года назад +2

      @@gildedbear5355 What an age to live in where 90% of what the nobility said was absolute BS, and everyone just rolled with it because they kept the scary vikings and tribal horsemen from stampeding in their lands. And the *actual* Romans didn't even hold Rome, and weren't entirely Roman because they converted to Christianity at some point.
      History can be absolutely hilarious and surreal sometimes.

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 4 года назад +13

    "Now we've almost sacked Rome."
    *Ancient Visigoth cheering.*

  • @DerIrreLeWand
    @DerIrreLeWand 4 года назад +19

    My liege may I suggest answer
    D - Everything of the above,
    My hunger for statman will never be sated.
    May glitterhoof's horseshoe of chadness guide us to victory!

    • @alexelamarre7403
      @alexelamarre7403 4 года назад

      Is Glitterhoof in CK3 ?

    • @DerIrreLeWand
      @DerIrreLeWand 4 года назад

      @@alexelamarre7403 glitterhoof is everywhere where glitterhoof desires to be he's a God after all.

  • @clownofwar
    @clownofwar 4 года назад +50

    As soon as spiff does anything, i can just imagine the ai huddled in a corner screaming 🤣

    • @timothybartlett5493
      @timothybartlett5493 4 года назад +1

      The developers are hiding behind the AI, also screaming.

    • @Kaeltis
      @Kaeltis 4 года назад

      But cheating your way there using a mod instead of using actual exploits is kinda lame :(

  • @TheDyingFox
    @TheDyingFox 4 года назад +12

    33:56 "You sleep with my wife? You sleep with my snake!"

  • @scoman91
    @scoman91 4 года назад +51

    There is a rather impressive divide in the comments over this series continuing and the use of cheats to break the game. I am unsure how to feel about this.

    • @juanbrits3002
      @juanbrits3002 4 года назад +18

      Using cheats takes away the charm of the videos, if using cheats continues then I'll probably stop watching...

    • @gorillainabikini266
      @gorillainabikini266 4 года назад +3

      Juan Brits He’s only using cheats to speed up the process he can still get 100 stats without cheating it just takes along time and hope your character doesn’t die

    • @Caldaron
      @Caldaron 4 года назад +2

      @@juanbrits3002 yeah, but he can probably continue to impress all the 12 year olds...

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 4 года назад +1

      @@Caldaron You must be delusional if you think he does this to impress people.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 4 года назад

      @@gorillainabikini266 Yeah, and he isn't even taking advantage of most of the stats. Most of what he's doing can be done in a cheat-free environment as well, he'd just have to worry about some bad rolls once in a while. Besides, let's not even pretend like people don't save before doing something risky and just reload the save if it fails. The people who want to force a result will, with or without cheats. This just removes most of the hassle, but he can still fail rolls and die from an infection due to a splinter or whatever if unlucky.

  • @lagmonster7789
    @lagmonster7789 4 года назад +38

    Well as a Dane i can only say... 'No-one expects the Spiffing Inquisition!'

  • @3216100
    @3216100 4 года назад +5

    I'm playing as Sweden in my current game, and didn't know you could move capitals or build special stuff on holy sites. Thanks for the info, Spiff, particularly because I just reformed Ásatrú and control every holy site.

  • @FREAK_115
    @FREAK_115 4 года назад +34

    26:35 "Something tells me the Pope is not going to have many crusades"
    Spoiler alert: *Mega Chad is going to do it instead*

  • @nonofyabeeswax9955
    @nonofyabeeswax9955 4 года назад +36

    10:14 Didn't know being a swede came with a instant mustache.

    • @oscarvanninen2891
      @oscarvanninen2891 4 года назад

      Lol saw that to 😂😂

    • @redorkpod486
      @redorkpod486 4 года назад

      in the first place it gives you a beard

    • @oscarvanninen2891
      @oscarvanninen2891 4 года назад

      Redorkpod im swedish and didnt know a beard and mustache was mandatory

    • @redorkpod486
      @redorkpod486 4 года назад

      @@oscarvanninen2891 , chill, just a joke

    • @oscarvanninen2891
      @oscarvanninen2891 4 года назад

      Redorkpod i know dude just finding it funny

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 4 года назад +5

    Mega-chad on his first day as Imperator of the HRE - "Ok, so this "Holy" thing...we need to get rid of.....what....it's not? Well that's....handy....that's handy."

  • @isaacpowrie465
    @isaacpowrie465 4 года назад +76

    TEA WE NEED TEA IN CK3. TEA IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED DRINK WITH NO EXPLOITS. TEA TAX.

    • @daggeranddoctor
      @daggeranddoctor 4 года назад +2

      Bad things tend to happen to those who enforce high tea taxes.

    • @LuanMower55
      @LuanMower55 4 года назад +1

      @@daggeranddoctor any* tea taxes*

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 4 года назад +1

      Let them convert to a brand new "Socie Tea"

    • @DracoSuave
      @DracoSuave 4 года назад

      Step One: Be England.
      Step Four: Take over India.
      I'm sure this plan is perfect

    • @moje994
      @moje994 4 года назад

      @@artyd42 love that pun

  • @marcusviniciusmagalhaesdea3779
    @marcusviniciusmagalhaesdea3779 4 года назад +31

    "...and this was how I did it"
    Emperor of Mankind, The secret diary

  • @seawoodstoked8392
    @seawoodstoked8392 4 года назад +7

    "You poor sausage" -The Spiffing Brit

  • @idanchen4934
    @idanchen4934 4 года назад +19

    16:00 "it's a siege mustache"

  • @royalally
    @royalally 4 года назад +38

    hahaha "oh you naughty sausage... take him back to his cell."

    • @neojazex
      @neojazex 4 года назад +2

      @27:08 the best part

  • @jordanhaddix3592
    @jordanhaddix3592 4 года назад +9

    Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire: BOLD ATHEIST

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 года назад +1

      There've been a couple of atheist popes, too. Go figure.

  • @Martyn_Lawson
    @Martyn_Lawson 4 года назад +20

    "is there anyone who can get married me, anyone at all" this is straight up my love life right there...

  • @TheSimodon
    @TheSimodon 4 года назад +142

    The pronunciation of "Stammesherzogtum" did hurt my german soul. xD

    • @misterknister6257
      @misterknister6257 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @alexelamarre7403
      @alexelamarre7403 4 года назад +4

      But it made me rewind 3 times because I enjoyed it so much. (Sorry)

    • @British_Rogue
      @British_Rogue 4 года назад

      His pronunciation of words with 'th' in them hurts my soul. So at least he's inclusive, I guess.

    • @katzenkralle0514
      @katzenkralle0514 4 года назад

      Or Ensbekk or whatever He said

    • @slutty_vampire
      @slutty_vampire 3 года назад

      well yeah but bro, i mean, look at this town's name, there's so much letters like man !
      i'm french, and i would probably say it WAY worse than spiff did
      (btw, does this town exists ? or is, you know, the ancient name for a existing town nowadays ? just curious)

  • @ryanbrown5997
    @ryanbrown5997 2 года назад +5

    Downloaded this mod.
    it broke my game and i had to delete individual files to fix it and install a totally different immortality mod. I then drank coffee and cried. THANKS SPIFF

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 4 года назад +96

    King Mega Chad workout schedule please so I too can become 100 stat man

    • @BYToady
      @BYToady 4 года назад +7

      100 pushups, 100 situps, and a 1k run everyday, no matter how hard.

    • @jamiem4212
      @jamiem4212 4 года назад

      When is he not a god to be honest

    • @cheesysealAnon
      @cheesysealAnon 4 года назад +1

      and one cup of yorkshire tea everyday

    • @rankena4926
      @rankena4926 4 года назад

      @@BYToady so, Saitama?

    • @swelldritch2774
      @swelldritch2774 4 года назад +1

      @@BYToady also turn off the AC

  • @recaru0331
    @recaru0331 4 года назад +26

    The 3 day war: the most overpowered war tactic, and by any means, actually makes sense. Makes for a great D&D one-shot story as well.

  • @ChronoTriggerHappy
    @ChronoTriggerHappy 4 года назад +21

    Spiffing Brit: wait, mega chad has a mustache?
    Mega Chad: Always has been
    Everyone: wait, thats not funny
    Mega Chad: yes it is
    Everyone: yes it is

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 года назад

      What's funny is I think he acquired the moustache when he moved his capital to Sweden. You see, he was a man before that, but when he moved to Scandinavia...he became a Man.

  • @jacenren9630
    @jacenren9630 4 года назад +7

    Needs to be a series where spiff plays and tries to completely take over the entire map

  • @freddymylove-dk
    @freddymylove-dk 4 года назад +5

    14:30
    As a danish person myself, i just would like to say that your prononciation of See-Jeel-Land was... PITCH PERFECT !
    Contra to popular belief, thats actually how we pronociat oure main island.
    I might be liar though ;)

  • @c.l.8213
    @c.l.8213 2 года назад +8

    Please give us more 100 Stat Man, Spiff Man!

  • @lucabralia5125
    @lucabralia5125 4 года назад +31

    The Spiffing Brit: Romaggggna
    Me an italian: ...

    • @lucabralia5125
      @lucabralia5125 4 года назад +3

      if you're wondering the gn in italian is pronounced kind of like the gn of gnu
      but a little different

    • @latronemastrucato7288
      @latronemastrucato7288 4 года назад +4

      Like the n in jalapeño

    • @lucabralia5125
      @lucabralia5125 4 года назад +4

      @@latronemastrucato7288 yes, exactly like that

    • @rurunosep
      @rurunosep 4 года назад +2

      @@lucabralia5125 Lasagna is the best example

    • @latronemastrucato7288
      @latronemastrucato7288 4 года назад

      @@rurunosep I've heard anglophones mispronounce that. But it's obviously a better fit, because it's exactly the same sound it being the same language.

  • @nerosfreak
    @nerosfreak 4 года назад +249

    **uses cheats, not an actual exploit**
    THE GODS HAVE FAILED US!!

    • @monobrow538
      @monobrow538 4 года назад +22

      Its not cheats its just Yorkshire Tea gold smh.

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani 4 года назад +16

      Well that's kinda what happened in the last 100 stat man CK series.

    • @SouvenirSpices
      @SouvenirSpices 4 года назад +10

      I've been doing this legitly and it does take a looong time. I'm 20 hours in and my guy has 49 learning.

    • @dogwithsunglasses4051
      @dogwithsunglasses4051 4 года назад +1

      why not both? XD

    • @nothere7051
      @nothere7051 4 года назад +3

      only gods have access to the cheat menu so that's close enough

  • @TheSpencerHaines
    @TheSpencerHaines 2 года назад +1

    This whole video is gold but what really got me was the fact that the pope was a dwarf💀💀

  • @hilding2063
    @hilding2063 4 года назад +5

    "Stammesherzhogtum" was by far the best. Played it like 20 times laughing my ass off.

  • @bossman5141
    @bossman5141 4 года назад +729

    Ok, this isn't exploitation but straight cheating with mods 😂

    • @OrsoPolareYT
      @OrsoPolareYT 4 года назад +3

      Indeed

    • @suchithgadde
      @suchithgadde 4 года назад +5

      Name of the mod🙄

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 4 года назад +49

      He told us how to get the stats legitimately too, though.
      He used a mod because it would take ages.

    • @josephmclaughlin933
      @josephmclaughlin933 4 года назад +88

      @@Zaire82 but the fact it would take ages is why it's not broken. By the time you can do this legitimately you would be a year or 2 away from death.

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 4 года назад +18

      @@josephmclaughlin933 Not if you legitimately acquired the immortal trait. (Don't know if that exists in CK3, but it does in CK2) Even if you were 50, as long as you're immortal, and male, you can still have loads of kids.
      Also, he said it'd be easier if you had the norse mythology. Concubines would speed it up 4 fold. Even without immortality, you'd get pretty good stats by the time you were 40yrs old. Maybe not 100, but pretty high. 50 is still overwhelming. At 40yrs old, you'd still have at least a decade to obliterate your enemies. Once that character dies, make another. Rinse and repeat. Get the genius trait into your family. Find really good teachers.

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 4 года назад +4

    *Video starts* : "to the handsome King Mega Chad,-"
    me: "Oh, this is gonna be good!"

  • @bieresnavigationettheories5846
    @bieresnavigationettheories5846 4 года назад +10

    A-B-C ! Especially C! I want to see the elephants!

  • @DarthAwesome117
    @DarthAwesome117 4 года назад +33

    Spiff:
    Talks about how "great" he is at pronouncing words in foreign languages.
    Me:
    *Laughs in American*

    • @SirMD93
      @SirMD93 4 года назад

      Can't even pronounce "H" properly

    • @Dave_L913
      @Dave_L913 4 года назад

      Can't get the GN correct for Italian words, nor the NG correct for English words: "Nothink, Anythink, Somethink".

  • @GhostOfLorelei
    @GhostOfLorelei 2 года назад +6

    Huh, watching the Spiffing Brit makes it so you get no stress from being immoral. Veeeery interesting.

  • @cb9672
    @cb9672 4 года назад +4

    Absolutely love the K series since I first saw it on your channel about 2 weeks ago. The game is incredible and it is absolutely fantastic, such a shame I had never heard of it before but making up for lost time now! Thanks Spiff

  • @DerickMasai
    @DerickMasai 4 года назад +16

    I just clicked on this video only to find it was the best decision I ever made. I mean, I just saved myself from the snappening of 100 Stat Man himself!!!

  • @constc6721
    @constc6721 4 года назад

    30:18 best German i ever heard. And i am German.😂👍 Seriously i lost it when you said it.😂😂😂

  • @shpilmaninc535
    @shpilmaninc535 4 года назад +10

    36:26 Spiff:
    *hovers mouse over Zaporizhia.
    Me:
    -OMG, he wants to conquer them.
    * Spiff continues to brag over the byzantine king.
    Me:
    -Oh well no enslaving of slavs in this series... Well, i was in the first 10k of liking this vid, so no invasion to my country xD

  • @vaisravana2092
    @vaisravana2092 4 года назад +64

    Yay more CK3 edit : aww using cheats :/

    • @dogwithsunglasses4051
      @dogwithsunglasses4051 4 года назад +7

      100 stat man always used cheats.

    • @EKhan89
      @EKhan89 4 года назад +4

      @@dogwithsunglasses4051 Still lame. Thought he had found a way to make 100 stat man using in game exploits.

    • @fortnitespecialty5003
      @fortnitespecialty5003 4 года назад +6

      @@EKhan89 he does know one only it takes litterally over 100 hours to accomplish it, even at 5x speed.

  • @mushroomsamba82
    @mushroomsamba82 4 года назад +3

    As a Brit, Spiff automatically get +5 to imperialism in any game he plays.

  • @IttyBittyJohnson
    @IttyBittyJohnson 4 года назад +6

    The emperor of the hre with unlimited stats and war elephants.
    I love it

  • @gwynnedd7075
    @gwynnedd7075 4 года назад +33

    c of course who doesn't want to see holy roman empire war elephants

  • @bloodmight8490
    @bloodmight8490 4 года назад +2

    I love seeing the 100 stat man back and him doing so well

  • @bradlybettiol6833
    @bradlybettiol6833 4 года назад +9

    Father: Ah Yes, here son, have my provinces I don’t want.
    Son: am I worth nothing to you?
    Father: Yes, yes indeed.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 4 года назад

      Because of how inheritance laws are set up to boycott your empire building efforts until very late in the game, having many children can be a struggle, but there ways to cheese it out without cheats. You can disinherit a child you don't want to play with, and then land them so it still counts towards dynastic renown boosts, then marrying them to foreign rulers' heirs so that your dynasty swallows that kingdom as a vassal. Or you can go on the title menu and pay prestige to change your titles' inheritance laws manually and bypassing partition laws.

  • @mgunter
    @mgunter 4 года назад +10

    Maybe Reanu Keeves wants to make his own religion starting in Cumania.

  • @Rackergen
    @Rackergen 4 года назад +7

    TSB: *has a claim on the HRE throne*
    TSB: *declares war of independence*

  • @professordd8731
    @professordd8731 4 года назад +5

    Finally 100 stat man!!!! Some one, quickly, go fetch glitterhoove!!!

  • @DragTheDecimator
    @DragTheDecimator 4 года назад +5

    I choose option D: Invasion of THE MOON (in medieval times, of course)

  • @petiram
    @petiram 4 года назад +1

    A + C, followed by total Asatru faith!! Let Spiff be Spiffy, I say!!
    grtz from Belgium!!

  • @JeanPierreCS
    @JeanPierreCS 4 года назад +6

    Absolutely lost it at "When in Rome"

  • @Pinguuujiii23
    @Pinguuujiii23 3 года назад +13

    Spiff why not play a live stream about conquering the whole world and using a mod to be able to own everything without being over the hold limit

  • @Sergalt
    @Sergalt 4 года назад

    You know, you do something well when one chuckle during an ad segment :)
    Loving it

  • @melnewdemon4873
    @melnewdemon4873 4 года назад +8

    Just get a claim on everything literally everything then declare war on the entire world at once with one county as 100 stat man might just might pose a challenge for him~

  • @renegadeguy2340
    @renegadeguy2340 4 года назад +71

    Using cheats kind of defeats the point though, doesn't it?

    • @soupwizard
      @soupwizard 4 года назад

      See the previous 100 stat man videos, the cheat is the point

    • @renegadeguy2340
      @renegadeguy2340 4 года назад

      @@soupwizarddid he cheat that blatantly in CK2?

    • @alexmuller6752
      @alexmuller6752 4 года назад

      yes. 100stat man was always cheated. it is kind of the point, just do a ridiculously op character and see, where that ist going.

  • @waynelaut
    @waynelaut 4 года назад +1

    I can not believe someone actually sponsored you! 😆 Well played sir, i tip my hat to you

  • @Jaxtor1
    @Jaxtor1 4 года назад +4

    Entertaining but I thought I was going to learn a cool in-game exploit not about what a mod can do. Still fun to watch.