My Wife Won't Stop Cheating On Me.

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @obamabingchilling
    @obamabingchilling 2 года назад +9245

    Having an absolute godawful-looking character is actually one of the greatest exploits. You can tell if your child is yours by looking if your children are also amalgamations of horror. Spiff is truly a genius.

    • @ellotheregovna401
      @ellotheregovna401 2 года назад +209

      Brilliant.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +55

      E

    • @Voltboy1449
      @Voltboy1449 2 года назад +1

      MEDIEVAL PROBLEMS REQUIRE MEDIVAL SOLUTIONS also being an inbred habsburg

    • @y.b4251
      @y.b4251 2 года назад +1

      Big brain move. And also big cheekbones, big nose, big eyes, big jaw, and big distorted mouth.

    • @LMixir
      @LMixir 2 года назад +260

      Strange... My matriarchal rulers don't seem to have this issue... must be something I'm doing wrong.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 2 года назад +1012

    -"Did you cheat on me?"
    -"No!"
    **Looks at normal looking son**
    -"YES YOU DID!"

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 Год назад +51

      "If he isn't a cube, he ain't mine!"

  • @emc2beans
    @emc2beans 2 года назад +5948

    Behind every successful man there is a ridiculously OP woman and a team of highly-specialized vassals

    • @misterec5834
      @misterec5834 2 года назад +126

      Of curse, women don't follow unsuccessful men

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 2 года назад +8

      Yugo l'eliatrope would agree!

    • @forwadnothing8212
      @forwadnothing8212 2 года назад +2

      XD

    • @pscyking
      @pscyking 2 года назад +191

      And behind every ridiculously OP woman is their husband's wife's boyfriend.

    • @petrifiedsuezo4202
      @petrifiedsuezo4202 2 года назад +26

      Or a very strong gay man

  • @NavarroRefugee
    @NavarroRefugee 2 года назад +962

    There's something deeply hilarious about hand crafting your perfect waifu only for her to almost immediately start cheating on you.

    • @emma7933
      @emma7933 2 года назад +115

      i think the problem is that he made all his custom characters Beautiful. that make seduction schemes way more likely to succeed, so every time one of his councillors had a random seduction attempt happen his wives just swooned.

    • @Makedar-nim
      @Makedar-nim 2 года назад +7

      ​@@emma7933 This game really have a parameter like "bueaty", which depends on NPC looks like?

    • @emma7933
      @emma7933 2 года назад +47

      @@Makedar-nim nah it's a trait that gives them like instagram filter smooth skin, which is why i don't actually like using it on my characters. it also makes characters like your chatacter more.

  • @bitnecromancer3721
    @bitnecromancer3721 2 года назад +1594

    Wife: I'm cheating on you.
    Spiff: But can I exploit this to become god?
    Wife: Yes.
    Spiff: 👍

    • @Gaelic-Spirit
      @Gaelic-Spirit 2 года назад +41

      The only time cheating is okay

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +3

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot Год назад +9

      "I CHEATED FOR *YOU,* SPIFF!"

    • @amaruhouston6006
      @amaruhouston6006 Год назад +4

      Being cheated on in return I become a god yeah I'll take that deal😂

  • @stalkingtiger777
    @stalkingtiger777 2 года назад +3638

    Lol, imagine that award acceptance speech. I'd like to thank my wife for being my right hand. I'd like to thank my wife's boyfriend for developing the land. I'd like to thank my wife's other boyfriend for conquering Holland.

    • @Creshex8
      @Creshex8 2 года назад +61

      😂🤣😂🤣 So many of these comments are so good you’d swear Spiffing Brit is making them with puppet accounts!

    • @crazychicken7125
      @crazychicken7125 2 года назад +21

      @@Creshex8 leaves you with a little chuckle for sure

    • @Jaxeking
      @Jaxeking 2 года назад +51

      And I'd like to thank my other wife for letting me cry on her shoulder

    • @the_r4ts
      @the_r4ts 2 года назад +23

      Let's go, polyamory!

    • @BringDHouseDown
      @BringDHouseDown 2 года назад +20

      .....OHH "HO-LAND" I get it.....I get it ....................

  • @SapioiT
    @SapioiT 2 года назад +3399

    Your wife's cheating is probably the only thing holding the kingdom together. Her skills so good she has a dozen vassals hooked for life, and all those children are family ties to them to make them unable to leave even when they get older and not so in-power anymore, if you catch my tokyo drift.

    • @soldiersPL
      @soldiersPL 2 года назад +122

      Well, on other hand, he could had made his wife in to lesbian, making her aim mostly on wahmen, so no bastards

    • @Grasher134
      @Grasher134 2 года назад +284

      To be fair his wife cheating produced better kids as his vassals had OP stats. So she was looking out for him by cheating on him. Ensuring Spiff's legacy will be stronger

    • @Shadow.24772
      @Shadow.24772 2 года назад +67

      @@Grasher134 ah, a GENETIC legacy...if only the Habsburgs would've thought the same!~

    • @KNIGHTMARE1045
      @KNIGHTMARE1045 2 года назад +1

      @@soldiersPL

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 2 года назад +12

      @@Grasher134
      That's... still not an excuse to cheat

  • @Soopaspud
    @Soopaspud 2 года назад +591

    "I just can't die!"
    fully expected the next frame to show him dead

  • @TorIverWilhelmsen
    @TorIverWilhelmsen 2 года назад +234

    "Ironman mode prevents cheating"
    King's wife: "Yeah, about that..."

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 7 месяцев назад +6

      shes so op the rules the devs made do not bind her.

  • @Patrick_The_Pure
    @Patrick_The_Pure 2 года назад +587

    As a Dutch person myself, i can say it is indeed true, unless you made your own windmill by the age of 18 you are not considered Dutch. It is a rite of passage everyone has to compete in.

    • @soogymoogi
      @soogymoogi 2 года назад +29

      I'm half dutch, can I build half a windmill?

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 2 года назад +40

      @@soogymoogi No, but you can build a bicycle.

    • @robertsullivan4706
      @robertsullivan4706 2 года назад +14

      @@SephirothRyu I think that's a reasonable trade off for being halfsie.

    • @colonelgraff9198
      @colonelgraff9198 2 года назад +5

      @@SephirothRyu nah just a unicycle

    • @tomvanbaarle7070
      @tomvanbaarle7070 2 года назад +4

      you only needed to make one ?

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 2 года назад +1863

    The problem, Spiff, is your wives were brilliant enough to realize they could have everything: a rich powerful husband, and a lover they could stand to look at. You won the 100 development challenge, but I think your wives were the real victors here.

  • @supimzazz
    @supimzazz 2 года назад +1939

    It's not cheating if it doesn't go against the rules, therefore waifu never cheated.
    And she never complained about Elon reading books nor tried to sabotage Elon in any way, besides she kept being supportive and making sure everyone stayed by his side even if that meant having affairs with them.

    • @talldude1412
      @talldude1412 2 года назад +1

      True! If anything she collected dozens of trustworthy vassals to his cause! Also just SO much semen. His advisors frankly didn't have the energy to scheme against him, as they were so absolutely exhausted by boinking his insanely talented wife all the time. What an incredible diplomat, and absolutely ravenous sexual conqueror.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +8

      E

    • @brendonhavener
      @brendonhavener 2 года назад +150

      Well, she did sabotage her sculpture.

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 2 года назад +152

      @@brendonhavener It probably just wasn't turning out good enough.

    • @talldude1412
      @talldude1412 2 года назад +93

      @@googiegress she was infinitely more talented than him in every measurable way lol if she didn't want it, he probably should have accepted that was the right course of action 😂

  • @__Pigeon
    @__Pigeon 2 года назад +619

    Waiting for Spiff to name a child “Justa” so it could be Justa Husk

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 2 года назад +34

      Must surely be a daughter.

  • @caracarter5946
    @caracarter5946 2 года назад +1543

    My husband is always horrified when I use these exploits in game, and called me a “monster” for making people surrender to me by having so much dread and making my children pay me back as soon as they come of age. Joke’s on him, I single-handedly ended the possibility of British colonization by replacing it with Irish colonization instead.

    • @jtwill930
      @jtwill930 2 года назад +134

      Another Irish-enthusiast approves of your actions. Between the Norse and the English, you gotta do what you gotta do. o7

    • @Bleilock1
      @Bleilock1 2 года назад +7

      meh, this game is brain dead easy anyways, really cba to even ask what you did lol

    • @the_rover1
      @the_rover1 2 года назад +3

      savage cara, indeed!

    • @toasterofdoom9629
      @toasterofdoom9629 2 года назад +33

      @@Bleilock1 Why so salty?

    • @jamie_d0g978
      @jamie_d0g978 2 года назад +8

      Hmmm, I likely trade reservations for whisky and potatoes. That's the colonialism that I like

  • @GretchenDawntreader
    @GretchenDawntreader 2 года назад +195

    something about this being a Spiff game makes me think that the "friendship-building dinner with the wife" event was a failed poisoning attempt. Who was attempting to poison who, we may never know.

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 2 года назад +12

      @Urazz It's a Londo Mollari type of poison, that's why. Harmless on its own, but when the second part of the poison is administered, they both get together and kill the poor target dead.
      Might have just been insurance, should *the worst* happen.
      Or in the case of mutual poisoning, a bit of mutually assured destruction.

  • @scottathan8641
    @scottathan8641 2 года назад +689

    Spiff: *builds more than 1 farms and fields*
    Me: "WHAT THE FUCK"

  • @peterstuyvesant01
    @peterstuyvesant01 2 года назад +630

    As a Dutchman I’m very glad spiff has finally acknowledged our superiority.

    • @joost604
      @joost604 2 года назад +7

      And we have a Queen we can salute, preferrably Bea

    • @simonnading
      @simonnading 2 года назад +11

      Having worked for a partner of a Dutch company, in a liaison department, and then working for a different Dutch company, I can say, well, admit rather, that I can't really argue this point. Though I will say, your language sounds like English kindergarten teachers talking to their students.

    • @peterstuyvesant01
      @peterstuyvesant01 2 года назад +12

      @@simonnading well our language is actually extremely rough, more so than German even but majority of Dutch people are pretty much fluent in English, with like 95 percent or so knowing it since it’s taught in schools.

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry 2 года назад +2

      Since beeing durch is your fursona (since durch doesnt exsist in real live) what is your actual Country?

    • @peterstuyvesant01
      @peterstuyvesant01 2 года назад +5

      @@THEJPIndustry well no Durch is not a country nor a word. However the Netherlands is the country I’m from and Dutch is the language I speak as well as my nationality.

  • @Kortezxero
    @Kortezxero 2 года назад +142

    I was laughing until your lunatic character made clothes illegal. Then I almost choked on my damn salad laughing. This was an amazing run. Thanks for this.

  • @LordoftheNightWolves
    @LordoftheNightWolves 2 года назад +57

    "My waifu is pregnant" is not something I ever thought I would hear Spiff say.

  • @chaseross8900
    @chaseross8900 2 года назад +74

    I love how his character's mouth never closes, just hangs open like the venus fly trap his sibling parents tried to replicate

  • @roebenjaminpeled2705
    @roebenjaminpeled2705 2 года назад +731

    Police man: Mr. Spiff, we have several complaints about you doing war crimes. Let me count them down for you *DROPS BOOK WITH 1000 PAGES ON THE TABLE" this is the first book.
    Spiff: ohh how nice of you to gather all my achievements in one place! By the way, do you have any tea here?

    • @DramaticFlora
      @DramaticFlora 2 года назад +47

      By collecting all crimes in one place it makes it all the easier to destroy proof of all your crimes *lights a match*

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +7

      E

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 2 года назад +18

      Spiff: dunks book in giant teapot

    • @MrT3a
      @MrT3a 2 года назад +19

      Even better :
      *Drops book with 1000 pages on the table*
      "This is the first index book for the first archive vault. We're gonna be there long."

    • @simonnading
      @simonnading 2 года назад +14

      I love that youtube cut it off at the "1000 PAGES" so I thought "really, only 1000?" before being pleasantly surprised and affirmed by the rest of the comment.

  • @kamikazesopp
    @kamikazesopp 2 года назад +327

    Dear god, when Spiff revealed that his country was Dutch despite being in Spain, I had a sudden flashback to the streamed multiplayer session where ISP successfully created the Belgian culture.

    • @willimeister2553
      @willimeister2553 2 года назад +17

      What the fuck XD

    • @Cigmacica
      @Cigmacica 2 года назад +26

      They made my home region belgian. I was in shock, terror, and sadness.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 2 года назад +2

      Sauce?

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 2 года назад +13

      So fun fact holland actually was owned by spain at one point

    • @kamikazesopp
      @kamikazesopp 2 года назад +4

      @@bensoncheung2801 Okay, my previous response got deleted. So, no-titles version: look for the Crusader Kings 3 stream on Spiff's or the Yogs Live channel from february this year.

  • @GlaucoHass
    @GlaucoHass 2 года назад +59

    Can we just agree that this video was just a little bit about exploits, but absolutely about the story telling?
    I'm in tears 😂

  • @murrayshekelberg9754
    @murrayshekelberg9754 2 года назад +32

    Half the fun is creating an absolute mutant of a character and watching the hell-spawn he generates with unlucky concubines.

  • @jamesmazzocchi7136
    @jamesmazzocchi7136 2 года назад +10

    The queen died and you were the first person I thought of

  • @tatigan1389
    @tatigan1389 2 года назад +278

    Spiff has exploited this game more than the British Empire exploited their colonies.

    • @billcipherproductions1789
      @billcipherproductions1789 2 года назад +19

      That’s saying something

    • @Wasthere73
      @Wasthere73 2 года назад

      The sun never sets on the British empire because god doesn't trust them in the dark

    • @gifigi600
      @gifigi600 2 года назад +11

      Spiff has exploited every game 1000000 more times than the British Empire

    • @UtterlyShagged
      @UtterlyShagged 2 года назад +8

      Someone's gotta make up for the deficit...

  • @Hyena-Princess
    @Hyena-Princess 2 года назад +602

    Making a character based off of Elon Musk and making him a loser who parasites off of other people? *Chef's kiss* That's that accuracy I'm here for.

    • @andromidius
      @andromidius 2 года назад +83

      I literally chef's kissed when he called his character a bottom feeder. Perfect representation, 11/10.

    • @Joot_Doctor
      @Joot_Doctor 2 года назад

      Also the fact that Elon Husk is being cucked by every person in the kingdom.

    • @msolomonii9825
      @msolomonii9825 2 года назад +10

      @@andromidius Absolutely!

    • @msolomonii9825
      @msolomonii9825 2 года назад +36

      I'm surprised elon hasn't sued yet over the perfectly accurate representation

    • @goofy851
      @goofy851 2 года назад +44

      @@msolomonii9825 He's too busy trying to weasel out of buying Twitter after signing the deal.

  • @Yuusou.
    @Yuusou. 2 года назад +154

    24:37 seems like editors got tired of censoring the screen :D

    • @Stage_3_Yawning_Cat
      @Stage_3_Yawning_Cat 2 года назад +24

      29:24 too

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 2 года назад +5

      nice

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 2 года назад +23

      That wasn't even the first time... just 2-3 seconds after Spiff said that they'd have to censor... 22:57 to 23:00 somewhere... not that there's anything really to censor if you'd ask me.

    • @o76923
      @o76923 2 года назад +11

      Isn't there a setting to hide nudity on the game? Why was this even needed?

    • @Yuusou.
      @Yuusou. 2 года назад +7

      @@o76923 That's true, you can disable it.

  • @thenorwegianmaestro2007
    @thenorwegianmaestro2007 2 года назад +10

    I think that was one of the greatest videos you've ever done.
    I could hear how much fun you were having with the wifes and kids and the commentary was glorious.
    Its also very fascinating to see someone being really good at a video game this intricate.
    Great work, as always.

  • @moviebad109
    @moviebad109 2 года назад +8

    “We could all be a Mastermind Philosopher who’s intelligent and a lunatic.”
    Based on that combo of personality traits alone, I’ll follow him anywhere.

  • @ChartreuseDan
    @ChartreuseDan 2 года назад +121

    Let that be a lesson: don't forget the honest trait when making an OP waifu

    • @dane1382
      @dane1382 2 года назад +4

      And chaste

    • @ChartreuseDan
      @ChartreuseDan 2 года назад +3

      @@dane1382 Chaste gives a fertility penalty so maybe not

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 2 года назад +1

      @@ChartreuseDan I guess the game has to give a negative to balance out the positive, but isn't being chaste in real life only supposed to apply to outside marriage?

    • @ChartreuseDan
      @ChartreuseDan 2 года назад +1

      Ooh, also you could replace all the Dutch rulers at game start with custom non-dutch rulers so you're cultural head earlier on

  • @combrade-t
    @combrade-t 2 года назад +274

    Honestly I'm kinda suprised that the 100 stat characters didn't speed it up even more, I've seen some less exploity videos that have had it done in admittedly a lot longer but in worse areas but took I think abt 3x as long, was expecting the 100 stat characters to reduce it by more than that.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +2

      E

    • @TheZenistar
      @TheZenistar 2 года назад +14

      The 100 stat steward is the most important part of this video, without him it wouldn't have been possible

    • @milo36gdh
      @milo36gdh 2 года назад +22

      Befriending the steward and going for centralization perk could have helped a lot.
      Diverging and and grabbing gardener would have helped as well.
      Also not sure what culture his steward was but the game checks maximum development penality innovation of a steward and not the ruler

  • @0th_Law
    @0th_Law 2 года назад +184

    Couple tips: if you’d made your wife Ace when creating her, then you could be confident that any of those “not my own” events would be false, because it’d be impossible for anyone to become your wife’s lover. If you had formed a hybrid culture, then you would’ve been able to become involved in the Iberian struggle, and potentially get the ability to further increase development with stuff like the “Sponsor Jewish Sciences” decision, on top of being able to research more quickly by having more developed counties of your culture. Also, if your development is growing quickly enough, then the “increase maximum development penalty” techs will honestly be useless compared to one of the ones that outright increases development growth. Before you researched urbanization, Cordoba had a -18.4 penalty. After you researched urbanization, Cordoba’s penalty remained -18.4.

  • @Notzachnope
    @Notzachnope 2 года назад +4

    This man impresses me more and more every video. Eventually, Spiff will be able to "Balance" life to the point of perfection.

  • @ItsATrappProductions
    @ItsATrappProductions 2 года назад +4

    I think this is my favorite video on your channel. I've come back to watch it quite a few times. Elon Husk, glorious ruler of the French, Dutch, and maybe everywhere?! 😂

  • @Stingrae951
    @Stingrae951 2 года назад +21

    I'm sitting here at the office on my break watching this, having to stifle my fits of laughter.
    Thank you as always Spiffing Brit for making me laugh!

  • @EJFreelancer
    @EJFreelancer 2 года назад +68

    Classic Spiff action when I least expected it. Perfectly balanced, no exploits, just as the developers intended. Even inspired me to switch my lunch beverage from pop to tea.

    • @geckoman1011
      @geckoman1011 2 года назад +3

      Liked your comment because you referred to it as pop and not a "soda"

    • @robertlewis6915
      @robertlewis6915 2 года назад +3

      Kombucha is superior; it is aged tea, the kind that has life experience and knows what's up.

    • @Remixersoloman
      @Remixersoloman 2 года назад +2

      @@robertlewis6915 "Kombucha is superior" 🤓

    • @robertlewis6915
      @robertlewis6915 2 года назад

      @@Remixersoloman I get that occasionally.

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba 2 года назад +1

      @@robertlewis6915 just leave a tea on the side until it grows a skin.

  • @ramagefreak
    @ramagefreak 2 года назад +76

    also if you add sayid as a cheep trait. you can easily spot when your wife cheats as it always passes onto children -.-

    • @craigpund8503
      @craigpund8503 2 года назад +13

      hmm, seems like another bug of the game - if everyone believes it's your child, it should have sayyid, since it's just a trait of belief. now, if it were exposed that the child is a bastard, then have the trait removed.

  • @couchcommandoiv5528
    @couchcommandoiv5528 2 года назад +4

    Just imagined the image of a lunatic king being a chess grandmaster at a naked court with a horrified opponent

  • @LilacStarbloom
    @LilacStarbloom 2 года назад +7

    3:37 wow, what an accurate recreation of a modern real person of similar name that certainly has no relation to the in game character!

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 2 года назад +127

    "Dirk Floriszoon" would be a ye-olde dutch name. Before Napoleon Bonaparte conquered the Netherlands, we typically had surnames based on who our parents were, and then added "son" or "daughter" after that. So say, Floris had a son named Dirk, then Dirk would have the surname "Floriszoon" (Floris + zoon, which means "son"). Bonaparte actually changed that system, having people come up with proper last names to better register the population.

    • @legostarwarsfan1662
      @legostarwarsfan1662 2 года назад +24

      Jansen (basically Dutch for Johnson) is still one of the most common Dutch lastnames, though I don't doubt that such lastnames are far less ubiquitous as you pointed out. When Napoleon reorganized things most people just used the lastnames/nicknames they already had, I.e. de Jong, which means "the young" or "junior" or de vries which means "the frisian" not to mention the many names with the "van" or "Vander" suffix, meaning "of" or "of the" respectively. Though, as you pointed out people did stop changing said lastnames every generation. My intention is merely to clarify (in a probably completely unnecessary and definitely long-winded fashion) the original comment, which does itself make a very legitimate point.

    • @jtwill930
      @jtwill930 2 года назад +10

      Spiff's son is named Elon Elonszoon in the video lol

  • @how_arya
    @how_arya 2 года назад +6

    Love it when RUclipsrs reference other RUclipsrs “Barely an inconvenience!”

  • @AlicenRowdy
    @AlicenRowdy 2 года назад +5

    Started playing this game because of you and the Armchair Admirals and it's now one of my absolute faves. Always appreciate a well executed exploit by the most spiffing of Brits. Well done!

  • @lukeribbons7893
    @lukeribbons7893 2 года назад +6

    Hey Spiff, if you want vassals to not rebel the best personality trait is Just which adds +200 honor to AI personality which defines how they act. They also recently added the Loyal trait which makes vassals, more loyal.

  • @erdemalegoz1816
    @erdemalegoz1816 2 года назад +2

    I’m sorry for your loss mate, the queen has passed..

  • @QwertyDFTBA
    @QwertyDFTBA 2 года назад +17

    Yes!!! Love it when he plays CK3. His solution to any problems are always so wacky

  • @ANTICENA571
    @ANTICENA571 2 года назад +11

    “Who needs love when you have books?”
    How dare you steal my motto

  • @scottpolk8000
    @scottpolk8000 2 года назад +12

    This would be a great video to play "Hi, Bob". Every time Spiff says "development" you drink...tea.

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau 2 года назад

    The starting date is on my BIRTHDAY, OMG, you did this just for ME? *sobbing* THIS is the BEST GIFT EVER!!!!

  • @joshwatson8539
    @joshwatson8539 2 года назад +1

    I love your CK exploits
    Hope to see more of them soon
    Thanks for all the hard work that must of gone into making all your videos to you spiff and your development team

  • @jordanespinosa2508
    @jordanespinosa2508 2 года назад +9

    I really needed the laughs from this today, thank you Spiff.
    Just so aggressively Dutch. And Waifu! Brilliant Waifu, getting together the manpower necessary to meet the needs of tax and bedroom in the same fell swoop!

  • @EffinChat
    @EffinChat 2 года назад +13

    "The Dutch don't exist at all, I've never seen them"
    *Zylus fades from existence*

  • @supremiumbagel578
    @supremiumbagel578 2 года назад +5

    your CK3 content is some of the best on RUclips. Keep it up man!

  • @400and4
    @400and4 2 года назад +9

    I actually learned a lot from this. I never knew that the dutch build windmills. I always thought that those just grow on their own on their fertile lands and only we have to build them to mimic they dutch.

  • @keeperofthefate
    @keeperofthefate 2 года назад +2

    I've just bought CR3 and I didn't knew you could just create bunch of overpowered characters and had them as your court. Must try this now.

  • @illCMAC
    @illCMAC 2 года назад +6

    I love this game because Spiff introduced me to it. After all this time I never realized I could make my own custom npcs in an ironman run. Mind blown, love you Spiff.

  • @davidsaintjohn4248
    @davidsaintjohn4248 2 года назад +12

    "barely an inconvenience"
    Spiff watches Ryan George? I could see that.

    • @jameshart2622
      @jameshart2622 Год назад +1

      When I first read this comment, I wasn't sure if his comment was an accident or not.
      Then I heard him actually say it. He 100% watches Ryan George.

  • @mahman1565
    @mahman1565 2 года назад +4

    He's back to ck3!🙏 You introduced me to this game in the first place and now i have 500 hours...

  • @AtAtaylor
    @AtAtaylor 2 года назад +2

    When you said “more money equaling, of course,…” and didn’t follow it up with “more problems” I got the strange urge to fling my tea into the Boston Harbor

  • @Norbert_Sattler
    @Norbert_Sattler 2 года назад +8

    Have you considered giving your culture gardening?
    The gardener courtier gives a really nice bonus to development in the capital, but not %, but a flat points bonus, which all the % modifiers you stacked can then boost to high heavens.

  • @TheDarkSamantha
    @TheDarkSamantha 2 года назад +40

    I did this using Visby a couple of years back, that place is a complete fortress once you get its unique building, rushing centralization on stewardship before scholar seemed better, but I didn't have the 100 stat council.

  • @Icenri
    @Icenri 2 года назад +46

    As an Andalusian, I approve this speedrun. Now give us back Gibraltar you pirates!

    • @kevinwestermann1001
      @kevinwestermann1001 Год назад

      All three of you are pirates, Dutch, English and Spanish. 😛

  • @crimsonemperor2219
    @crimsonemperor2219 2 года назад +20

    Nice! Spiff is doing more CK3 content. The amount of crazy things that are possible are amazing

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 2 года назад +3

      Nothing is impossible when Paradox moolah is involved

  • @aidanhancock2117
    @aidanhancock2117 2 года назад +2

    Rest in peace Queen Elizabeth II. God save the King. Hope spiff makes her a nice send off video.

  • @Equitine
    @Equitine 2 года назад +1

    "A mastermind philosopher who is intelligent and insane"
    Me : ya that sounds like most mastermind philosophers.

    • @ValetinoLovebird
      @ValetinoLovebird 2 года назад

      Hi, i received the same message regarding a package fan, is it a scam?

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 2 года назад +16

    11:48 "Kreggla" ?
    That's a character in a beautiful fantasy story called:
    *"The tale of Rand"* (I think? Swedish name: "Sagan om rand") by author: *Cecilia Wennerström*
    I highly recommend reading it (or even better: audio book) if you like fantasy stories.

    • @darkerarius
      @darkerarius 2 года назад +1

      Aw, I can't find a translated version.

    • @sebbes333
      @sebbes333 2 года назад

      @@darkerarius Try checking with your local library, maybe they can do something to find a translated version?
      Let me know how it goes :)
      Good luck!

  • @curry3106
    @curry3106 2 года назад +5

    Just the thing I needed after playing the game nonstop the last 2 weeks

  • @Kelso540
    @Kelso540 2 года назад

    Your editors had me absolutely rolling dude. 10/10.

  • @tiggytheimpaler5483
    @tiggytheimpaler5483 2 года назад +2

    Sorry for your loss my friend

  • @EchoingHorror
    @EchoingHorror 2 года назад +139

    How did adding other custom characters work? It doesn't let me keep achievements on when I do more than one character, and that's the only reason to stay below 400 points so I assume Spiff has found a way

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  2 года назад +128

      Create character. Return to menu. Return to game. Make under 400 character

    • @quickfate
      @quickfate 2 года назад +39

      @@thespiffingbrit OH SWEET JESUS... i was about to say, that never worked for me, but going back to menu makes it work?

    • @quickfate
      @quickfate 2 года назад +9

      wait no, it doesnt work when i tried it, resets to default character upon returning to menu

    • @prodrom
      @prodrom 2 года назад +33

      @@thespiffingbrit 29:24 the editor didn't censor

    • @ByMetoable
      @ByMetoable 2 года назад +14

      @@prodrom age restricted speedrun

  • @anticrux4821
    @anticrux4821 2 года назад +4

    I N V A D E T H E F R E N C H

  • @radgaming8437
    @radgaming8437 2 года назад +4

    Oh yeah, just made my tea, sat down to kill an hour and SHABLAM SURPRISE SPIFF

  • @mxfoedl5448
    @mxfoedl5448 2 года назад

    Majestic

  • @samiches4500
    @samiches4500 2 года назад

    Thanks!

  • @RomanReignsOnTop
    @RomanReignsOnTop 2 года назад +7

    Let's raise a cup of tea and rejoice in her life, God save the queen.

  • @sarchlalaith8836
    @sarchlalaith8836 2 года назад +30

    You forgot the religion of the canary Isles, it gives 15% dev in hills and they can build grand monuments that also give 30% dev from their culture. Norse get one ability that gives them 15% dev i forget what it's called. You should start Norse, invade canary hybridise, take Holy site in Spain, get the metropolitan benefit from iberian struggle for more dev and then you also get a small boost from rune stones I think but that might be something else.
    Oh and the gardens ability, being able to appoint a gardener really increases dev, I think 40%
    Then invade serdinia as the silver mine is in the hills and so is the rest of it so you get a big dev stack plus money and ideally connected for powerful but few knights and men at arms plays.
    Later you can hybridised with Germans for light cav, Indians for elephants and Mongols for horse archers.

    • @brocksamson3282
      @brocksamson3282 2 года назад +8

      i'm imaging you saying all that with only one large breath at the beginning.

    • @sarchlalaith8836
      @sarchlalaith8836 2 года назад +1

      @@brocksamson3282 cool

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 2 года назад +2

      @@sarchlalaith8836 Too winded to say anything else?

    • @Cigmacica
      @Cigmacica 2 года назад

      You can start with Haelstein because he’s strong and the closest to the canary islands

  • @mexdek2061
    @mexdek2061 2 года назад +4

    Spiff finally converting to the ultimate form of humanity, pure Dutchness!!

  • @Katharina-rp7iq
    @Katharina-rp7iq 2 года назад +1

    Oddly, lunatic is a good and useful trait in many ways - possibly the most fun of all traits.

    • @ValetinoLovebird
      @ValetinoLovebird 2 года назад

      Hi, i received the same message regarding a package fan, is it a scam?

  • @IWFDI
    @IWFDI 2 года назад +1

    I simply love your Crusader Kings videos Spiff! They are simply amazing!

  • @288jumper
    @288jumper 2 года назад +16

    When spiff uploads it's time to brew tea.

    • @backupplan6058
      @backupplan6058 2 года назад +2

      No, no, no. When Spiff uploads you should have already brewed the tea. Best way is to have at least two teas brewing constantly on top of the 6 you are drinking.

  • @joshdickey6164
    @joshdickey6164 2 года назад +4

    I remember the first time he played this with the amazing divorce simulator and one very grumpy Duke Ernst

  • @Onio_Saiyan
    @Onio_Saiyan 2 года назад +7

    Mastermind, genius, lunatic. Sounds like the Joker.

    • @TheMharr
      @TheMharr 2 года назад +1

      Sounds like Elon Musk

  • @pureplay7071
    @pureplay7071 2 года назад +1

    I love you kids names, it's like you have a water damaged dictionary 🤣🤣

  • @RyanFTE
    @RyanFTE 2 года назад +1

    The queen is dead!!! The queen is dead! Spiff, you must assume her majesty’s place!

  • @xNovaTidex
    @xNovaTidex 2 года назад +3

    I miss 100 Stat man, bring him back for one more video please 🙏 😢 I wanna see him take over the world and watch it burn, or a continent lmao

  • @garylinker69
    @garylinker69 2 года назад +21

    Takes months to edit and the editor puts the Union flag upsidedown in first few minutes lol. Perfectly balanced indeed! 🤗👍🤓

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba 2 года назад +2

      Flying a flag upside down is a form of distress signal - Spiff’s editors are making a cry for help 😯

    • @garylinker69
      @garylinker69 2 года назад

      @@SportyMabamba NOT the Union flag though! That doesn't sound balanced at all.
      More likely the editor was drinking coffee!! 🫣🤣

  • @SH4D0W0733
    @SH4D0W0733 2 года назад +6

    Spiff: Editors you are going to have a challenge.
    Editors: 22:56

    • @GG-vl7lh
      @GG-vl7lh 2 года назад

      So I'm not the only one who notices

    • @AeroLXI
      @AeroLXI 2 года назад

      Fucking immediately haha

  • @PhialSubstance
    @PhialSubstance 2 года назад +1

    Pa-ro-kee-al-ism. As in Parochial. As in your local Parish. Seriously, it's about the most British word I can possibly think of.

  • @LinksBetweenDrinks
    @LinksBetweenDrinks 2 года назад +1

    Her highness The Queen will live on forever in your heart, Spiffing.
    Long live the King.
    -Signed, America.

  • @gsuberland
    @gsuberland 2 года назад +16

    "Elon Husk is naturally going to be a bottom feeder who constantly leeches off other people's creations" the shaaaaaade :D

    • @Anuthal
      @Anuthal 2 года назад +2

      Hey, if it's true, it's true.^^

    • @ericgulseth74
      @ericgulseth74 2 года назад

      Came down here to post something similar, you beat me too it.

  • @phoeniqx3099
    @phoeniqx3099 2 года назад +3

    My condolences to all brits for the loss of their iconic ruler

  • @mrpurple2943
    @mrpurple2943 2 года назад +18

    Spiff you can read my mind! I can confirm being Dutch is Overpowered

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 2 года назад +2

      It's because of all that biking and walking

    • @a70770
      @a70770 2 года назад +3

      @@nairocamilo don't forget the weed

    • @thestigsdutchcousin
      @thestigsdutchcousin 2 года назад +1

      @@a70770 that's what everyone remembers us for, and it is true :D "Hey, you are Dutch! Do you have any weed?"

  • @dpraptorP
    @dpraptorP 2 года назад

    Elon Husk.... 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 Hilarious video as always! Elon looks too funny!

  • @lucioushellbladesgamingkingdom
    @lucioushellbladesgamingkingdom 2 года назад

    Loved it, hope to see more. Going to drink nothing but tea after I get up in the morning.

  • @SheepStrategos
    @SheepStrategos 2 года назад +4

    Spiff, in Rome Total War Remastered, I found if you offer the AI (Gauls for example) an attack on a faction (lets say the britons) and then do it again several times(must be different factions you offer an attack on) and then ask compensation you will get possibly, several cities from them and money, yes that's right they will pay you to take their cities, similar to the other exploit with compensation.

  • @DauntlessAdonis
    @DauntlessAdonis 2 года назад +6

    *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
    "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea ladies and gentlemen! 🍵🇬🇧"

    • @hankelee
      @hankelee 2 года назад +2

      I just did

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher4308 2 года назад +3

    I cannot get enough of Spiff playing CK3!

  • @stopthink7202
    @stopthink7202 8 месяцев назад

    The very second I read "divorce simulator" on the thumbnail, I was like "That's gotta be a spiffing brit clip right?"

  • @aaronh3347
    @aaronh3347 2 года назад

    Ahhhh how I love and miss the CK videos so much fun watching these even coming back and watching them again.

  • @maxsnel5705
    @maxsnel5705 2 года назад +9

    As a Dutch person this video slightly offended me by denying my existence and calling my home a swamp 😂😂🤣
    (Jk about the offended part, loved the video!!!)

    • @topkek996
      @topkek996 2 года назад +3

      As a finn, I can relate. Atleast people remember that our swamps tend to be frozen