As a Pole I can be The Majestic Polish Potato of charm with the mentioned 112k£ in my pockets. Im not sure tho if I can even fit about 4kg of money into my pockets! Its so stupid its actually quite a lot to grab... oh Spiff, why you doing this to me...😆 🤪
From whom would Sealand even declare independence? I presume from Spiff, who by now probably holds the majority of all titles Sealand bestows upon its citizens.
@@klobiforpresident2254 Technically, Sealand isn't independent. They are a dependency of the UK. So I guess they'd have to dump the tea on purpose eventually.
@@ziggie16 okay.. Napoleon, british empire, rome, persia, Greek, star wars... all that never happend... hmmmmmh... history... but ye america is shitty i agree
*Emperor checking his mail*: Empire has declared war to Gerry. Empire has made peace with Gerry. Empire has declared war to Gerry. Empire has made peace with Gerry. Empire has declared war to Gerry. Empire has made peace with Gerry. Empire has declared war to Gerry. Empire has made peace with Gerry. Empire has declared war to Gerry. Empire has made peace with Gerry. - The fck?
Man... this video randomly popped up in my feed, now, I'm downloading Mount and Blade 2... Well done, Gerry Goblin! You charismatic green bastard, you!
Imagine historians writing down. 2 of September 19:05 the Goblin Family has made peace with the empire ending the 67-th crusade of the empire. 2 of December 19:07 the Goblin family declared war on the empire…
that is more of a problem than a present. he has to rent a place for the horse to sleep. and depending of where he lives that is up to 2000USD(converted) per month. so even if he gets a 20.000USD horse in 10 months he will be on the negative with the rent alone lol you also have to buy food plus pay for someone to take care of him if you dont know how to take care of horses(most people dont).
1.9.0 added a bug where you can get more parties than normal, if your companion is taken by an enemy party and you free them while you have you max amount of parties (not caravans) you can immediately send the freed person out as a party and go over your cap
They did so well having your family look something like your character that it is hilarious when you make a strange-looking one. It needs a few finishing touches but love this game overall.
Gift Option: There is only 1 thing that seems to make sense for you to give him. The most perfectly balanced game in history. Give Conner a copy of Fallout 76.
Honestly I’m not sure weather I love you or hate you on one hand I love your content on the other your channel has become a go to for devs patching bugs 😂
In March 1815, after Napoleon had returned to France from Elba, Britain, France, Austria, Prussia, Russia, Sweden, Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, Baden, Bavaria, Brunswick, Denmark, Hannover, Liechtenstein, Nassau, the Netherlands, Sardinia, Saxony, Sicily, Tuscany, and Wurttemberg all declared war on Napoleon Bonaparte, as an individual man, as the start of the War of the Seventh Coalition, or the Hundred Days. It really did happen in real life.
I just tried it. It seems like it works for the first week or so. I could do it for some time but then I had to pay to make peace. Thats the point where you have to stop. So it's an easy way to get some starter money (around 100k)
Actually a severed hand would be easy to acquire. Every person typically comes with two fully attached hands. And with a few mods you can convert attached hands into severed hands.
The goblin is just so amusing in his antics to everyone that they're willing to give him all of their money. It's like a circus clown but way more expensive.
Gift for Connor: a house. 3 bedroom minimum. Exploit your contest to force you to give tens of thousands of pounds (or a gift worth as much) to your friend.
Personally, if I were a developer,I would send the spiffing Brit a copy of my game, give him a sponsorship and say fuck me up fam. 1) cheap advertising 2) he finds the bugs we need to fix 3) gamer good will because instead of looking pissed my company looks like we can take a joke.
Gift to Connor: Cheese the RUclips algorithm to give him a perpetual stream of money from views. Later to cheese it from him with empty threats of war.
Gift for Connor: An actual Yorkshire Tea sponsorship.
@@thespiffingbrit spiff be my dad
My name is Connor
As a Pole I can be The Majestic Polish Potato of charm with the mentioned 112k£ in my pockets.
Im not sure tho if I can even fit about 4kg of money into my pockets! Its so stupid its actually quite a lot to grab... oh Spiff, why you doing this to me...😆 🤪
@@thespiffingbrit don't you hate it when peasants ruin a post with their smug requests like wanting a father figure?
@@zinic53000 shut up not everyone is lucky to have a father
Gift for Conner:
A Lordship, a Star, and some royal robes. Start Connor's empire off on the right foot!
€36.99 for a lordship in Sealand. Bath robes start at 16.99.
dont forget some tea
@@fancygiraffe3340 definetlly sealand! but he needs proper robes, like with all the layers xD and a crown.
Or just a knighthood
@@fancygiraffe3340 he could also get him one in ... Scotland,
"This goblin who keeps attacking us and running away; I like him."
congrats
you made me laugh
Anime charisma.
"He's such a crazy buffoon, I begin to enjoy his company " !
honestly, I would totally be bankrupt at this point if this guy existed, he's so not charming that he's charming
“Give him a horse next time, that will be hilarious!”
A gift for connor: A Knighthood from SEALAND.
I mean, we're all thinking it right?
Or a war declaration peace treaty from sealand...
yes i love this
Amazing.
Exactly
Gift for Connor: Solid Gold Brick, international trade standard.
0.75 mil 😭
@@kruleworld hence the international standard(c)
@@kruleworld even then its worth about 1k XD gold is a nice ressource
@@kruleworld nvm its only worth about 20 euros then
Imagine being so charismatic you could literally just tell the executioner not to chop your head off and then become friends with them.
Speech 100
The purple man
Gift for Connor: You and him swap your usual roles for an episode. He explains the exploit and uses you as his subordinate
This is the correct answer
This is the way
This is the way
@@reaper8401 this is the way
A int.std gold bar sounds much better
Gift for Conner: A Knighthood of Sealand and a box of Yorkshire Tea Gold
Sealand doesn't have a lot of space, so be careful not to accidentally dump the tea in the ocean.
@@walnzell9328 1700's flashbacks
From whom would Sealand even declare independence? I presume from Spiff, who by now probably holds the majority of all titles Sealand bestows upon its citizens.
And a degree of khazit trading from the university of Australia!?
@@klobiforpresident2254 Technically, Sealand isn't independent. They are a dependency of the UK. So I guess they'd have to dump the tea on purpose eventually.
I'm almost convinced that half of Spiff subs is a game developer ready to see what's wrong with they're games
same with josh from lets game it out
I'm sure the game devs actually recruit him to find the fuck-ups in game code they overlooked.
@@Roketsune - He does a few sponsorships of newer games, but they couldn't afford him full-time.
It’s part of their delivery pipeline 😂
Their
"they don't want to fight goblins, who would?"
*The Goblin Slayer wants to know your location*
Dammit, I just made similiar joke.
Betterdeadthanred made the exact same joke as you 10 minutes before but ok...
Only good goblin is a dead goblin
You mean, Orcbolg?
"goburin"
Give him a gift of a peace deal in exchange for his youtube channel
Yes! This.
lmao. How about you do this, AND give him a decent gift?
The question is, can spiff exploit my AI to accept a terrible deal? 🤔
@@Connorbrow He's The Spiffing Brit, he can exploit anything!
@@Connorbrow He did just beat you using the same trick.....
Gift for Connor:
A framed picture of him dying to lvl 1 freebooters while you have 112k on the 04:28 min mark.
What a great deal
Lol that's perfect
This is better than anything i could have suggested
Gift for Connor:
A title for a Knight of Sealand but his name is misspelled
This is hilarious.
So you're gifting me someone else's knighthood! 🤯
@@Connorbrow correct! Imagine the blackmail potential!
Please
up vote this to the moon
xD
Gift for Connor: a signed portrait of the queen.
Drinking Yorkshire Tea.
I was the 300th like to this comment
I'm British, we all have one already don't we?!
@@Connorbrow im thinking something the size of your house :)
Rip
“War = money”
America: *you didn’t know that?*
Also Rome
More specifically it was the time we got europe to pay us to set up weapon manufacturing for ww1, then got them to pay for the weaponry too.
lol america? yes cause wars just started when america was discovered....never any wars before that....
@@ziggie16 well to be fair we have been at war for maybe 95% of the time we have been a country...
@@ziggie16 okay.. Napoleon, british empire, rome, persia, Greek, star wars... all that never happend... hmmmmmh... history... but ye america is shitty i agree
Get Connor a set of “perfectly balanced” (weighted) dice.
That is a perfect and on brand gift.
Sadly, it might get him in trouble if he ever decided to use em for gambling.
gold paint 'cause it has to look fancy
Gift for Connor: An actual SpiffCoin
"how many spiffcoins does it take to get any respect in this goddamn town"
and a tesla model s
Okay, you win the internet today- that's amazing
I just imagine that little Goblin is running around with an entire horde of horses behind him
Stealing every ones gold and horses
Don't worry, those horses are just to carry all the gold.
Gift for Connor: monocle and top hat... With some tea obviously
Yesssss tea
Yes
Yessssss😂👍
But like, a really fancy top hat. And a cane. Gotta stay posh
Yes
Get a man who looks at you the same way Rhagea's soldiers look at Goblin.
As a gift for Connor
SPiff: makes character
Me: SHREK
Spiff: Gerry the Goblin!
**Spiffs persuasion is successful**
Me: Gerry the Goblin!
spiff: "oh hey connor, fancy meeting you here. i just bought this game, up for a challenge?"
*connor has left the chat*
*Emperor checking his mail*:
Empire has declared war to Gerry.
Empire has made peace with Gerry.
Empire has declared war to Gerry.
Empire has made peace with Gerry.
Empire has declared war to Gerry.
Empire has made peace with Gerry.
Empire has declared war to Gerry.
Empire has made peace with Gerry.
Empire has declared war to Gerry.
Empire has made peace with Gerry.
- The fck?
*Gerry
*Gerry
*Gerry
Etc....
*Goblin
That Gerry must be a good guy!
"Who the f*** is Gerry??"
Not sure how you typed this multiple times spelling Gerry wrong (G like the spicegirl).
Spiff's work with Bannerlord does a great job of showcasing how the balance of power between exploiters and patches works
Does this still work? Want to immediately download if so lol
@@AdeptesCustodesI second that.
Gift for Connor: A House, preferably a mansion, in Slough
Or just simply Slough
Are there mansions in slough?
Slough a manshion would proably be worth skyrim for the wii
@@balazslaudisz9733 naaahhhh connor must feel the joy of owning something nicely earned but in the hell of utter boredom 😴
@@mh1593 yes there are kennels ;)
Gift for Connor: A diamond engagement ring
I do
Man... this video randomly popped up in my feed, now, I'm downloading Mount and Blade 2... Well done, Gerry Goblin! You charismatic green bastard, you!
Given that Conner rescued his olives, get him a jar of olives for christmas
Nah, a small box full of not just a jar of olives, but also some olive oil, and some other olive products.
😭
Developers: "We've patched the exploits." Spiff: "They can't stop the exploits. They can never stop the exploits."
Gift for connor: a really really comfy gaming chair to sit and weep in while being totally beaten by your exploits 👌
Spiff Get Connor the most British thing ever, a Mini Cooper Clubman, that says, Sponsored By Yorkshire Tea on it.
With 10kg of tea in the back
Mini is owned by bmw now
Get him a second one
@@thespiffingbrit Then paint “Sponsored by Yorkshire Tea” on it and add a bow
But does it have Yorkshire Tea branding? That's bound add at least 5000% to performance.
Gift for Connor: A life-size decorative replica of the two-handed axe in Banner Lord's main menu (Dane Axe)
Dane axe
you know, this would make a great gift
That would be epic!
Very nice
Can he even have a Dane axe in the UK?
Imagine historians writing down. 2 of September 19:05 the Goblin Family has made peace with the empire ending the 67-th crusade of the empire. 2 of December 19:07 the Goblin family declared war on the empire…
Gift for Connor: A Yorkshire Tea Body Pillow
Yesss with a gold teaspoon
Gift for Connor: An actual horse.
Do I have to get my own Suit of Armour?
@@Connorbrow Of course not, you're a peasant. You can, however, armor the horse, but that's paid DLC.
that is more of a problem than a present. he has to rent a place for the horse to sleep. and depending of where he lives that is up to 2000USD(converted) per month. so even if he gets a 20.000USD horse in 10 months he will be on the negative with the rent alone lol you also have to buy food plus pay for someone to take care of him if you dont know how to take care of horses(most people dont).
Ah yes, Nathanos, true master of deception, given the many faces he wears.
Buy Connor a PS5 for Christmas and make a video of how you were able to exploit the stores to actually buy one during the holidays.
Why not an Xbox Series X?
Bc he said a ps5
@@zinic53000 it is hard to argue with his assessment
It should be wrapped using Yorkshire tea boxes
Gerry:
"Dormammu i've come to bargain"
“Dormammu I’ve come to bargain” X 1000 times you mean?
@@dervadveirzundluni that's it, that's the joke
@@dervadveirzundluni you found the joke, congrats!
@@dervadveirzundluni I mean that is exactly what happens in the film it didn't need explicitly pointing out...
Connor's Xmas Present: One of those cool mini meteorites you get a certificate of authenticity with. 👌
Gift for Connor: Land in Ireland, legally making him a lord.
You say that as a joke but I believe you can actually do that for like 60 dollars and get like a 5 feet by 5 feet plot of land.
Well of course the gift has to be a year's supply of Yorkshire Tea.
This needs more upvotes.
Pallet, a pallet of Yorkshire tea.
@@Kenny-xz4gw no no, enough tea to supply the rest of a year... this year 😈
@@joshschwarz9750 no you mad man I am going to drink tea till I die
"This goblin of a peasant disrespected me, I better give him all my gold and men"
Gift for Connor: A custom made Spiffco silverware tea set for 12 people.
seggs
Gift for Connor: A one-shot video of you brewing coffee and then drinking it, while singing high praises for its taste and flavour between sips.
That's a gift for us tho not him
thats how brits explode, sadly 1 out 8 brits make the the mistake of drinking coffee in America when they visit
True.
@@travisniebel7559 that's coz American coffee
This
1.9.0 added a bug where you can get more parties than normal, if your companion is taken by an enemy party and you free them while you have you max amount of parties (not caravans) you can immediately send the freed person out as a party and go over your cap
Gift for Connor: A picture of Spiff drinking coffee so he can use it to blackmail Spiff.
Gift: 3D printed Gerry Goblin to always remember that declaring war and then immediately backing out is the best way to obtain a fortune.
"However, something's gone wrong"
Welcome to code.
Gift for connor: a body pillow of the Queen.
Gift for Conner: A position of knighthood or nobility in Sealand
They patched this the same day I bought it! I am so unbelievably miffed
Alternate Title, "Spiff takes 90 men at once."
Just got home from an 11 hour shift and spiff posted the video 8 mins ago. You light up my day, every day. May the Queen bless you spiff ❤
They did so well having your family look something like your character that it is hilarious when you make a strange-looking one. It needs a few finishing touches but love this game overall.
Gift for Connor: the most expensive game on his Steam wishlist.
Gift Option: There is only 1 thing that seems to make sense for you to give him. The most perfectly balanced game in history. Give Conner a copy of Fallout 76.
It just works 😂😂😂
He said a gift not a curse! 😂
How about anthem
That a friendship ender
16 times the detail!
Honestly I’m not sure weather I love you or hate you on one hand I love your content on the other your channel has become a go to for devs patching bugs 😂
6:00 I like the mental image of a kingdom declaring war on a single person.
Sounds kinda like the communist revolution to me
In March 1815, after Napoleon had returned to France from Elba, Britain, France, Austria, Prussia, Russia, Sweden, Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, Baden, Bavaria, Brunswick, Denmark, Hannover, Liechtenstein, Nassau, the Netherlands, Sardinia, Saxony, Sicily, Tuscany, and Wurttemberg all declared war on Napoleon Bonaparte, as an individual man, as the start of the War of the Seventh Coalition, or the Hundred Days.
It really did happen in real life.
Title: mount and blade has no exploits
First seconds of the video: shows an exploit
Me: *hecking bamboozled again*
I imagine that Gerry can hypnotize anyone he wishes
gift for connor: his freedom
Spiff is a Brit; you know, colonialism.
So... No. Lol.
I just need a sock 🥺
Master has given Connor a sock! Master has presented Connor with clothes!! Connor is freeee!!
Gift for Connor: A book of every exploit ever patched by the developers of Bannerlord.
A 3090
Some smithing tools, maybe...
Would love to see him update this game and show off new exploits with all the changes that have been made.
The entire world: Gerry we don't want to fight you
Gerry: I wouldn't want to fight me either
"If scamming your enemies is sure to result in victory then you must scam!"
-Sun Tzu
Not in those words, but the general premise is like three entire chapters of The Art of War.
I didnt know potato farmers watched Spiff
@@Taolan8472
This is both true, and hilarious.
Never scam uphill
They Just fixed this yesterday.
Break it again!
Until they roll it out live, I will do my due diligence to the Empire and make sure all of their funds and friendships are mine!
It’s still available XD
I just tried it. It seems like it works for the first week or so. I could do it for some time but then I had to pay to make peace. Thats the point where you have to stop. So it's an easy way to get some starter money (around 100k)
Gift for Connor: a perfectly well balanced video montage of all the heart breaking moments you exploited *cough cough* I mean bested him
Gift for Connor: a castle in Wales 🏴
That intro was a perfect summary of this game.
Let's get him a 4 bedroom house with a back garden, at least £300,000
"They don't want to fight goblins. Who would?"
Goblin Slayer: Somebody said fight goblin?
GGGGGAAAAAWWWWBBBBBBLLLLIIINNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
More like "Is that so?"
@@Darkilikill I see.
For Christmas you should give Connor an actual Banner and make him a Lord.
Their smiling faces as they give you the money makes me so happy :D
Get Connor a mug that says "#2 Admin"
Actually a severed hand would be easy to acquire. Every person typically comes with two fully attached hands. And with a few mods you can convert attached hands into severed hands.
Another video another reason to ghost Spiff
What do you want for Christmas?
yeah, What they said ^^^^^^^^
The goblin is just so amusing in his antics to everyone that they're willing to give him all of their money. It's like a circus clown but way more expensive.
I absolutely love the big doofus smiles in this game.
Gift for Connor: a house. 3 bedroom minimum. Exploit your contest to force you to give tens of thousands of pounds (or a gift worth as much) to your friend.
yep, so many are sayign a box of tea or a tea subscription, like sub$100 things XD
Game: *Includes an NPC trading system*
Spiff: "So you have chosen death."
"They don't want to fight goblins. Who would?"
[Heavy Metal Plays in the Distance]
Goblin slayer has declared war on Gerry
Gift for Connor: The glorious gift of yorkshire tea gold
14:02 The Southern Empire have made peace with the Goblin :O
The keys of a sportscar
Just the keys nothing more nothing less
And a keychain
Or a model of one 😂
Connor I bought you a Lamborghini, at 1:50 scale!
Gift for connor: Scam him for another 5 years.
Spiff naming his character one name then spends the whole video calling him a different name entirely. Haha I love it.
The developers of Bannerlord are probably ripping their hair out everytime The Spiffing Brit comes out with a new bannerlord video. lmao
ANY developer would
I'm picturing a bunch of guys in lab coats with notepads huddled around the screen, taking notes. :)
What about Todd Howard? Because I'm prety sure that he doesn't give a damn.
Not really this glitch been out for a while but i got a glitch that really breaks the game i got 19 mil on one of my playthroughs totally no glitches
Personally, if I were a developer,I would send the spiffing Brit a copy of my game, give him a sponsorship and say fuck me up fam.
1) cheap advertising
2) he finds the bugs we need to fix
3) gamer good will because instead of looking pissed my company looks like we can take a joke.
Gift for connor: A year supply of yorkshire gold tea
10 minutes in and already mastered the art of the deal
It's a great feeling to be one of the first people here - I just wish my apprentice didn't throw me down a bottomless ventilation shaft
Hold up. Your being tested for one of those holes through the earth videos
He knew the video was down there and wanted you to be the first to watch
@@mikeb8674 Goodddddddddd
07:19 "because they don't want to fight goblins, I mean who would"
Goblin Slayer would like to know your location.
You can imagine the king of the Southern Empire getting non-stop letters declaring war on and declaring peace with Gerry the Goblin.
1 Pallet of yorkshire tea would do the trick.
Thank you for the funny videos i watch them prettey mutch every day after work.
Gift to Connor: Cheese the RUclips algorithm to give him a perpetual stream of money from views. Later to cheese it from him with empty threats of war.
Not sure what we are more impressed by...the posh British accent, extensive vocabulary or breakdown of the game. Exemplary entertainment indeed.
Conner's gift: a lifetime supply of Yorkshire Tea. It's really the only gift that will suffice.
You should get Connor an all expense paid vacation to sealand.
Gift for Connor: a single packet of Yorkshire tea.
Next video : *"Being a billionaire is perfectly balanced with no exploits - commiting tax fraud"*
so you didn't see the JingleJam Stream? That plan already exists for when Spiff takes over the YogsCast.
Not getting the reference here.