A Day in the Life of Markiplier

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  4 года назад +39194

    Thanks for watching! I would like to mention that my daily routine has evolved to incorporate a greater quantity of hand-washing and a lesser quantity of outdoor excursions!
    Proud member of the clean-hand gang now so keep those fingies shiny and clean!

  • @artsysabs
    @artsysabs 4 года назад +9102

    "I'ts not a person. It's a lamp."
    That wasn't for us, he had to reassure himself 😂

    • @Vee_Veee
      @Vee_Veee 4 года назад +94

      LOLOL. Damn near choked on my spit because I do that too 😂😂😭

    • @bobbob4173
      @bobbob4173 4 года назад +25

      Undertake reference

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 4 года назад +3

      Helen G. Pitts why tho

    • @spicy1361
      @spicy1361 4 года назад

      lol

    • @unknown_echo2331
      @unknown_echo2331 4 года назад +1

      PFFT-

  • @viceshark
    @viceshark 4 года назад +3792

    “ I am a man who owns 5 ovens “
    *orders prepped meals and just warms up Dinty Moore

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +44

      Deni Pallas If you can own 5 ovens you can also (most likely) not use them.

    • @scumknight6074
      @scumknight6074 4 года назад +25

      Micheala W-It’s funny,rich folks own giant kitchens despite having the inability to cook. Either that or they just enjoy fast food.

    • @theminifirefly546
      @theminifirefly546 4 года назад +34

      Now that I think about it he was in a whole different kitchen

    • @hellothere-sf1gl
      @hellothere-sf1gl 4 года назад +5

      this man dude,this man,what can you say

    • @liugaobang
      @liugaobang 4 года назад +1

      well also corona

  • @bittybean
    @bittybean 4 года назад +3556

    "call my agent do not call me I will not answer the phone"
    *is suddenly reminded that Mark is a celebrity*

  • @fabriziomolina1173
    @fabriziomolina1173 2 года назад +3952

    "it looks like ass but it tastes amazing, sooo.. just like ass" wise words from markiplier 2020

  • @ItsSunn3
    @ItsSunn3 4 года назад +1844

    Mark: “be a good girl while I’m gone okay?”
    Chica: *Peace was never an option father*

    • @Zona984
      @Zona984 Год назад +3

      1.3k likes and no replies?

  • @Horrorstory2409
    @Horrorstory2409 4 года назад +8885

    Markiplier: *does a full routine
    Me: *sits on my ass all day watching markiplier videos*

    • @caffeination17
      @caffeination17 4 года назад +50

      lol sameeee

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 4 года назад +38

      Bruh couldn't Relate more

    • @lyokha8153
      @lyokha8153 4 года назад +9

      Same lmaoooooooo

    • @pleasurized
      @pleasurized 4 года назад +45

      CAN’T RELATE...... bc i lie on my *stomach* all day watching markiplier videos

    • @alliee205
      @alliee205 4 года назад +7

      ME

  • @bloodhexesillustration1977
    @bloodhexesillustration1977 4 года назад +6520

    I genuinely love the “this is my normal life” vids, but like... seeing Mark with Amy, or just eating, or working out, it’s wholesome in a way. It just feels nice to see a person you’ve watched for years happy and healthy, with the people they love.

    • @flummoxedgiles
      @flummoxedgiles 4 года назад +67

      It's so lovely

    • @wenxiu1276
      @wenxiu1276 4 года назад +122

      i love amy so much! we stan healthy relationships

    • @IzaacJamez
      @IzaacJamez 4 года назад +29

      AlienZGamer I got a tip, focus on making good content people enjoy. Don’t ask for subs on someone else’s channel

    • @lunabangtan7
      @lunabangtan7 4 года назад +2

      AlienZGamer and it’s views that help more anyways.

    • @Rachel-zv1ep
      @Rachel-zv1ep 4 года назад

      It really is

  • @grimeyreaperz2794
    @grimeyreaperz2794 3 года назад +4922

    This man is such a productive, determined, and genuinely wonderful human being.

    • @hrjtjytkutkut2753
      @hrjtjytkutkut2753 2 года назад +6

      Love replying to comments with a shit ton of likes and no replies lol.

    • @grimeyreaperz2794
      @grimeyreaperz2794 2 года назад +1

      @@hrjtjytkutkut2753 damn I didnt even know this had so many likes

    • @hrjtjytkutkut2753
      @hrjtjytkutkut2753 2 года назад +2

      @@grimeyreaperz2794 yeah and the funny part is we're the only replies to your comment.

    • @DAventador44
      @DAventador44 2 года назад +1

      @@hrjtjytkutkut2753 not anymore

    • @calebrodriguez7335
      @calebrodriguez7335 2 года назад +6

      I want to believe that Markiplier is Jesus

  • @tbolttravis
    @tbolttravis 4 года назад +6190

    Mark: talks a lot about health, exercise, and self care
    Me, who hasn't left the couch for 3 hours: interesting

    • @Aceicada
      @Aceicada 4 года назад +60

      I feel called out XD

    • @sinixe9073
      @sinixe9073 4 года назад +60

      This is a personal attack

    • @JakHero
      @JakHero 4 года назад +6

      @@Aceicada Same xD

    • @King-os8nb
      @King-os8nb 4 года назад +4

      Mood.

    • @chrisistrash
      @chrisistrash 4 года назад +2

      is your name a mix between reshiram and zekrom

  • @MythicalHex
    @MythicalHex 4 года назад +3132

    Mark: "I am a man with 5 ovens!"
    also Mark: "I don't have a tripod for my phone"

    • @0Reaper6
      @0Reaper6 4 года назад +16

      Oh yeah... I wish he brought cooking with Markiplier back

    • @danielfoley9034
      @danielfoley9034 4 года назад +2

      @@k2toast92 SHUT UP

    • @neoshadow3669
      @neoshadow3669 4 года назад +1

      @Froggit with a gun yes

    • @misnomer6345
      @misnomer6345 4 года назад +3

      @@0Reaper6 you mean Markiplier makes

    • @Slasher_YouTube
      @Slasher_YouTube 3 года назад +1

      @Derp Inshmurtz ?

  • @camiiie4
    @camiiie4 4 года назад +1920

    Mark: "it doesn't need any music, my voice is nice the way as it is"
    Me: yes, yes it is.

    • @MomentoMorrigan
      @MomentoMorrigan 4 года назад +10

      Yes his voice is perfect.

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 4 года назад +14

      @AlienZGamer wow commenting on every goddamn comment now?

    • @maddlabs2148
      @maddlabs2148 4 года назад

      Aren’t you a little young to be engineers?

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 4 года назад

      *You right!*

    • @mementoargentum7733
      @mementoargentum7733 4 года назад +1

      @Strider Seignemartin I'm going through the comments and was thinking that too when I saw he'd commented to the first like four comments with the same thing. If you need any assistance, don't worry I got your back!

  • @RosesSanctuary
    @RosesSanctuary 2 года назад +1340

    The only things I took from this:
    -Mark is more productive in a day than I am in a week
    -I'm not weird for putting hot sauce on my eggs
    -Amy is frickin adorable and the two of them are the best couple I've ever seen

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Год назад +3

      What does hot sauce on eggs taste like?

    • @invintora
      @invintora Год назад

      @@concept5631 lol try it, it's really good! It adds some spice and good flavor

    • @keemera-art
      @keemera-art Год назад

      @@concept5631good

    • @fadedshatter
      @fadedshatter Год назад +18

      @@concept5631 Hot sauce on eggs

    • @Spamtom_G_Spamton
      @Spamtom_G_Spamton 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@fadedshatter 👏

  • @paxryderakakirbybisharp2310
    @paxryderakakirbybisharp2310 4 года назад +3704

    Markiplier: "I do two workouts a day..."
    Also Markiplier: *LOSES HIS NINTENDO SWITCH IN A BAG FOR TWO WHOLE YEARS*

    • @somersault1123
      @somersault1123 4 года назад +84

      Bags are difficult for some people.

    • @Wizza2418
      @Wizza2418 4 года назад +29

      In his bike bag, which he hasn’t used because it wasn’t working.

    • @watcherxd
      @watcherxd 4 года назад +10

      rich people problems lol

    • @lorenavelasco7469
      @lorenavelasco7469 4 года назад +5

      Don't you love when you even out someones likes

    • @arielcarmenate8772
      @arielcarmenate8772 4 года назад +1

      @Ask Why you should start making vids because you might get a lot of subs and i subscribed!

  • @Evan-nq6yg
    @Evan-nq6yg 4 года назад +3096

    “It kind looks like ass”
    “But it tastes amazing”
    “Just like ass”
    - Markiplier

    • @TheOriginal_Unaleska
      @TheOriginal_Unaleska 4 года назад +15

      Very poor choice of words 🤭

    • @sacram1
      @sacram1 4 года назад +7

      Was about to just comment that xD

    • @z3rox969
      @z3rox969 4 года назад +28

      TheOriginal Unaleska he sure does have a way with words😤

    • @DragouMC
      @DragouMC 4 года назад +6

      AlienZGamer Or you could make actual content to earn it instead of begging on popular people’s videos

    • @sergeantmason
      @sergeantmason 4 года назад +12

      Talking about Amy maybe😏

  • @CrimsonKLake
    @CrimsonKLake 4 года назад +1511

    Mark: "trying to eat 2000 calories."
    Me: thinks back to the hotdog eating contest and malic acid steak

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 4 года назад +13

      @AlienZGamer yeah but commenting one videos won't help

    • @zackmorse4566
      @zackmorse4566 4 года назад +1

      @@hetecks1385 true

    • @sugoiz4276
      @sugoiz4276 4 года назад

      @@hetecks1385 Nice backfire.

    • @somanith8372
      @somanith8372 4 года назад

      @@hetecks1385 oof

    • @JRosy-kg8xv
      @JRosy-kg8xv 4 года назад +1

      Calories don’t count if their for videos 😂

  • @renataremenova7455
    @renataremenova7455 2 года назад +502

    The scene at 14:07 is the cutest moment ever... I love how Amy just spins around and say: ,,Crispy edges are the best part." And then there is that smile. :)

  • @LoopStricken
    @LoopStricken 4 года назад +42456

    DEAR GOD he's done more in a day than I've done in about two years.

    • @atlas6028
      @atlas6028 4 года назад +288

      Same

    • @flarearrowwood
      @flarearrowwood 4 года назад +173

      Saaaaaaame

    • @GeneBean33
      @GeneBean33 4 года назад +657

      Loop Stricken I know right. Seeing him do all this makes me want to get a schedule together for my every day life.

    • @damien6122
      @damien6122 4 года назад +91

      Welp time to get to it am I right? : D

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 4 года назад +232

      He's done more in the first hour of the day than I've done in weeks.

  • @finalsaIvo
    @finalsaIvo 4 года назад +617

    Alternative title: A Day with Mark's Demons and his Horrific Shoulder Pain

  • @kaktuskatze8212
    @kaktuskatze8212 4 года назад +3279

    Mark at 10 am: Woke up, walked with his dogs, was at the gym, did his workout, drank coffee, practiced juggling and made thumbnails
    Me at 10 am: Wakes up

    • @davemaniac
      @davemaniac 4 года назад +103

      Blueberry Cake- Hey, at least you wake up at 10. My days start at 12 or 1 these days...

    • @ERROR--fs1hu
      @ERROR--fs1hu 4 года назад +76

      you forgot to go back to sleep after you woke

    • @ZeroSorrow
      @ZeroSorrow 4 года назад +6

      same

    • @user-xh2ji2qy3c
      @user-xh2ji2qy3c 4 года назад +2

      Trust me mark too do the same thing with you , he just wanting to show us a fake image of him for the video

    • @PageShearling
      @PageShearling 4 года назад +16

      @@user-xh2ji2qy3c that's cynical

  • @lilcubbins
    @lilcubbins 2 года назад +1458

    I feel like im invading his privacy, this dude is too nice

  • @ariannalol
    @ariannalol 3 года назад +6331

    Imagine waking up and looking out your window and seeing markiplier walking his dogs

    • @isabella-ry2cq
      @isabella-ry2cq 2 года назад +137

      My dream

    • @rictaslicta
      @rictaslicta 2 года назад +176

      Imagine waking up and he's come back home from his second workout.

    • @liamcole2701
      @liamcole2701 2 года назад +25

      @@rictaslicta lmfao that would be me

    • @custard-scream
      @custard-scream 2 года назад +69

      imagine seeing him in general 😭😭

    • @Juju_666
      @Juju_666 2 года назад +17

      You have to wake up at ~6am for that tho

  • @kaylynnpowell2666
    @kaylynnpowell2666 4 года назад +1999

    I love how casual he was just like “I’m biking in my undies”

    • @Ramseas119
      @Ramseas119 4 года назад +54

      considering the things this man has done for his youtube channel, that is pretty tame.

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 года назад +10

      He has a hickey what do you expect

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 4 года назад +4

      It’s only one piece of clothing to wash rather than a whole outfit

    • @crimsonwolf8174
      @crimsonwolf8174 4 года назад

      @@LmfaorozMinecraft where is the pic

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 4 года назад

      @@LmfaorozMinecraft Where?

  • @bugjoseph
    @bugjoseph 2 года назад +735

    When he said he's going to bed at 10 pm I started rethinking my whole life

    • @dynosaurrrr
      @dynosaurrrr 2 года назад +84

      I started rethinking my life when I learned that he does more than about three things in a day lol

    • @hiitsme5524
      @hiitsme5524 2 года назад +23

      Same, I go to sleep at 4 💀💀

    • @futur_sunds
      @futur_sunds 2 года назад +14

      I mean it makes sense. If you wake up that earlier you go to bed that early

    • @Zona984
      @Zona984 Год назад +3

      I mean if you sleep at 10 pm you’re not tired when you wake up in the morning

    • @SmileyMosquito453
      @SmileyMosquito453 Год назад +3

      bro same im over here sleeping at 3am eating chocolate.

  • @przl_frr
    @przl_frr 4 года назад +961

    He's just living a healthy and calm life.

    • @nonamenoname9322
      @nonamenoname9322 4 года назад +3

      That’s cause he has the money to do so.

    • @TANMAN9095
      @TANMAN9095 4 года назад +6

      @@raymondb6648 try living a healthy and calm life when you are starving, living off of chicken soup, working 100 hours a week and you can't quit your job or you will be eating from dumpsters and sleeping on benches and sidewalks. You need money to not work, so you need money to have a healthy and calm life.

    • @ohyeah2560
      @ohyeah2560 4 года назад +3

      zlkjsfhgjki as dkjfa;l i agree, plus mental health and medicine those are important for a healthy and calm life

    • @LavenderJJ_secret
      @LavenderJJ_secret 4 года назад +1

      Healthier and calmer than me...

    • @aika8127
      @aika8127 4 года назад

      @@nonamenoname9322 yoh can't blame him for having money

  • @2sweett52
    @2sweett52 3 года назад +11435

    I have so much respect for the fact he doesn’t reveal anything about Amy. He completely respects her privacy and everything about her day. He loves her so much

    • @cameron4692
      @cameron4692 3 года назад +668

      "AMY'S DOING RINGFIT!!!"

    • @lonkgobonk
      @lonkgobonk 3 года назад +121

      @@cameron4692 ok but that part is funny

    • @edittime9116
      @edittime9116 2 года назад +8

      Doesn’t he have a new editor?

    • @omrr2096
      @omrr2096 2 года назад +9

      @@edittime9116 no

    • @theseusfroglord5261
      @theseusfroglord5261 2 года назад +6

      @@edittime9116 no

  • @phinixfawkes9246
    @phinixfawkes9246 4 года назад +2954

    Mark never has on camera conversations with Amy, just yells to her from varying places in the house and it’s supremely entertaining

    • @Eva-mp4se
      @Eva-mp4se 4 года назад +44

      Just a question to make sure something.. Amy lives with Mark right? Just wanna make sure-----

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 года назад +95

      Amy probably doesn't like being on camera too much

    • @BlossDrawsOffcial
      @BlossDrawsOffcial 4 года назад +7

      @@LmfaorozMinecraft is she camera shy???

    • @hellishlykawaiimio1721
      @hellishlykawaiimio1721 4 года назад +16

      I live heavily under a rock, but is Mark and Amy a thing???? Like are they together?? O_O

    • @BlossDrawsOffcial
      @BlossDrawsOffcial 4 года назад +16

      @@hellishlykawaiimio1721 they are

  • @KIBOMoriStudios
    @KIBOMoriStudios Год назад +60

    "Go watch it over on Unus Annus" I sobbed

  • @bryanaughal261
    @bryanaughal261 4 года назад +1807

    Mark: "My bed time is 10 o'clock."
    Me: *currently watching this at 3:45 AM* "wild"

    • @fuckwithaghost9667
      @fuckwithaghost9667 4 года назад +12

      It’s 4 where I am :)

    • @ShaedTheMoron
      @ShaedTheMoron 4 года назад +8

      Fucking. Same.

    • @Ghost-ss1vu
      @Ghost-ss1vu 4 года назад +5

      Oh my gosh plz get some sleep, look after yourself 😠

    • @theundyingcat
      @theundyingcat 4 года назад +9

      5:57 AM for me
      I don't think I should even try to sleep
      I should be waking up at this time

    • @kloppthedestroyeryt7238
      @kloppthedestroyeryt7238 4 года назад +2

      I go to sleep around 10pm to 4am

  • @zachfoster1847
    @zachfoster1847 4 года назад +1411

    Mark: "Its spooky out there."
    Me: "Eh, it's not super spo..."
    * Mini Jump Scare *
    Me: We've lost the trust Mark.

    • @Dove_SnowLY98
      @Dove_SnowLY98 4 года назад +4

      that scared me so bad

    • @babychiwii
      @babychiwii 4 года назад +6

      My fucking arm was hanging over the bed and my trust in life just... vanished.

    • @geographicgaming9644
      @geographicgaming9644 4 года назад

      It scared me not that bad

    • @stephenmahilum285
      @stephenmahilum285 4 года назад +5

      It's the moon from Majora's Mask lol

    • @corricore
      @corricore 4 года назад +4

      it’s like 3am and i had my face so close to the screen lmaooo

  • @noelpaganotti
    @noelpaganotti 4 года назад +5415

    "I don't wanna be a bodybuilder"
    Mark, you look like a greek statue.

    • @Tommy-354
      @Tommy-354 4 года назад +220

      I'm Greek so I've seen a lot of Greek statues and according to my research you're right

    • @lordshinkun
      @lordshinkun 4 года назад +24

      Yeah but not Arnold Schwarzenegger :)

    • @luiseduardoarmentasantos5539
      @luiseduardoarmentasantos5539 4 года назад +88

      But the Greeks statues have a small pp

    • @Tommy-354
      @Tommy-354 4 года назад +69

      @@luiseduardoarmentasantos5539 I'm not proud that I know this but not all

    • @markimoodarkiplier355
      @markimoodarkiplier355 4 года назад +1

      Yes :)))♥️😊

  • @DramaDig
    @DramaDig Год назад +86

    This is a video that I keep coming back to. Every time I feel stuck and unable to start my day, I put this on and feel like I have someone to get up & go with. Take that, chronic illness & mental health, I can get out of bed & do my physio because Markiplier did too!

    • @King_of_the_RAM
      @King_of_the_RAM 11 месяцев назад +2

      That's awesome

    • @becca_36
      @becca_36 10 месяцев назад +3

      This made me very happy to read.
      You've got this! You can do it, love! We're all rooting for ya!

    • @katiemiller2939
      @katiemiller2939 4 месяца назад

      You can do it, I believe in ya! ❤🎉

  • @VideoGamesEpic
    @VideoGamesEpic 4 года назад +1974

    11:43
    Amy just sadly shouting "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark!" is my favourite thing in this video.

    • @kaitlynwoods376
      @kaitlynwoods376 4 года назад +7

      VGE its just all of us

    • @essenceisaway3633
      @essenceisaway3633 4 года назад +71

      i love when she’s like “crispy edges are the best” and spins. i really wish she was on the channel more but i get if she has personal reasons about why tho

    • @A.J.Torres
      @A.J.Torres 4 года назад +12

      エミリーAssualtGirlSinger
      Same dude. She just adds a little something know?

    • @lunitic_1948
      @lunitic_1948 4 года назад +10

      It's got that "CAARRLL" vibe to it

    • @stefianica1760
      @stefianica1760 4 года назад +4

      Its more like "Mooooooooooooorkk!"

  • @drag0nerd
    @drag0nerd 4 года назад +3980

    The media: Gamers are just people who spend all their time indoors and don't care about health or hygiene!
    Markiplier:

    • @alastorisgone9948
      @alastorisgone9948 4 года назад +49

      Mark: ha ha *zooms into face* watch me

    • @buihaiang987
      @buihaiang987 4 года назад +56

      Don't forget that he's an attractive dog dad and have girlfriend.

    • @kamnjitulo4366
      @kamnjitulo4366 4 года назад +11

      Liquid Water I’m pretty sure it’s his girlfriend, they aren’t married

    • @avery9689
      @avery9689 4 года назад +9

      @@spicymeister They're not married.

    • @spicymeister
      @spicymeister 4 года назад +5

      @@avery9689 oh I thought they were, every site and article says so

  • @Vega0820
    @Vega0820 4 года назад +725

    He does more before noon than I do in an entire day....
    What am I doing with my life?

    • @lifeofmike556
      @lifeofmike556 4 года назад +11

      Being lazy

    • @crimsonwolf8174
      @crimsonwolf8174 4 года назад +25

      @@lifeofmike556 * *_Efficiently lazy_*

    • @Jellylamps
      @Jellylamps 4 года назад +16

      He does more before 7 am than i do in a day

    • @HexisLRVSpade
      @HexisLRVSpade 4 года назад +1

      About the same amount i do, I'm assuming

    • @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307
      @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307 4 года назад +5

      Vega 0820 legit if I did this much in a day I’d probably have a panic attack bc it’s too much for me to handle 😂

  • @TheTrueDuchess
    @TheTrueDuchess 2 года назад +948

    SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A HUG AND HOT CHOCOLATE. WRAP A BLANKET AROUND HIM AND NEVER LET HIM GO. HE IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS EARTH TO CONTAIN.

    • @smallpotato466
      @smallpotato466 2 года назад +4

      LMAO

    • @boarg8766
      @boarg8766 2 года назад +2

      AMEN O

    • @kani5970
      @kani5970 2 года назад

      Something a psychopath would say lol

    • @TheTrueDuchess
      @TheTrueDuchess 2 года назад +1

      @@kani5970 Nah, I'm not a psychopath. My insanity is contained XD.

    • @tobe3940
      @tobe3940 2 года назад +4

      Meanwhile the true heros on this planet are out there being heros and saving innocents lives and stopping bad people as you typed this ridiculously blind comment here. Not saying he's a bad person or anything but holy heck you lil kids of nowadays are so unfair and ridiculous and infuriating with how you trip your lil idols and people that only sit in front of a camera are the true heros or the ones deserving most wealth/fame/recognition/thanks/etc. If he seems like that to you then tell me what true animal rights activists, childrens rights activists, animal rescuers, police officers, rangers, doctors, womens rights activists, etc. are to you then!? Smh.

  • @Orisou
    @Orisou 4 года назад +2518

    Alternate title: *We stalk Markiplier for 18 minutes straight*

  • @AlecElizabethYukii301
    @AlecElizabethYukii301 4 года назад +345

    I love the way mark talks to the camera as if he's talking to someone he's known for years

    • @johnathan-max681
      @johnathan-max681 4 года назад +7

      @AlienZGamer I know u need subs but like do you do this on every channel

    • @rosy-ox3jl
      @rosy-ox3jl 4 года назад +6

      yeah makes me feel like i actually have a friend

    • @libidoishigh0420
      @libidoishigh0420 4 года назад +3

      well i mean techinically he's been in front of the camera for years, so... same thing?

    • @pettingbears
      @pettingbears 4 года назад +5

      He has known us for years 😊

    • @neighborlytoad-3938
      @neighborlytoad-3938 4 года назад

      we kinda are. it’s sweet :)

  • @LordOfAllJays
    @LordOfAllJays 4 года назад +1462

    Mark: "you stay here and guard the house"
    Chica: *demons papa...THEY ARE HERE*

    • @THElarry27
      @THElarry27 4 года назад +1

      Blinda: yes I am still here

    • @Kadze_15
      @Kadze_15 4 года назад +5

      She was not wrong. The end of the video is proof.

    • @flynnmoran3542
      @flynnmoran3542 4 года назад +3

      Yes that did happen

    • @EmeraldSogeking
      @EmeraldSogeking 4 года назад +3

      This is not a deal! Don't leave me here! HELP

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot 4 года назад +8

      D E M O N S J I M

  • @klondike_productions
    @klondike_productions 2 года назад +52

    It's so amazing that Mark exactly knows his perfect lifestyle, it has a difference with a lot of other youtubers. Mark is just a special dude

  • @cs9398
    @cs9398 4 года назад +500

    Mark: “He’s been helping me get in shape.”
    Also Mark: *visibly massive*

  • @shannoncashen503
    @shannoncashen503 4 года назад +516

    Mark: "It really looks like there's a person back there, doesn't it?"
    me: *nods vigorously*
    Mark: "I promise there is no one back there."

    • @jinxyourlife
      @jinxyourlife 4 года назад +7

      Me:you promise *deep inhale* DARKIPLIER IS IN THE SHADOWS

    • @xx0maxi
      @xx0maxi 4 года назад

      when?

    • @xx0maxi
      @xx0maxi 4 года назад

      1:04

  • @hvideon1
    @hvideon1 4 года назад +122

    It's kind of strange to see how much of a celebrity mark is. He has his own agent and does all of these things behind the scenes, but generally we just see him commentating on a game and it still feels like the good ol' days back when Mark was more alone on his channel. I joined around the early Amnesia playthroughs and it's amazing to see the growth.

  • @ShyMooKohai01
    @ShyMooKohai01 2 года назад +374

    Amy: "Is he gonna put needles in you WHILE you're freezing?"
    Amy you precious soul i love you

  • @lpsaddiction6667
    @lpsaddiction6667 4 года назад +1585

    mark: *going on with his daily life*
    siri: *i’m about to end this whole man’s career.*

    • @oliviakline5795
      @oliviakline5795 4 года назад +17

      I like how he yells at siri a shit ton of times through out the video. Lol.

    • @OSK-KAR
      @OSK-KAR 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Lexitaylerxx
      @Lexitaylerxx 4 года назад

      I just subbed to ur channel cause I like ur vids 😳❤️

  • @DanF5264
    @DanF5264 3 года назад +3498

    "You can watch the video over on Unus Annus."
    1. Lie down.
    2. Try not to cry.
    3. Cry a lot.

  • @hollow_graves1332
    @hollow_graves1332 4 года назад +248

    Mark: Nice dreams, definitely not horrible nightmares
    Lixian: no, I don’t think I will

    • @cyberwarlock4084
      @cyberwarlock4084 4 года назад

      AlienZGamer I’m try’n ta start my own channel soon. It’s harder now a days then back in the begging but I wish you luck with your RUclips channel. Always remember if you do what you love you’ll never wanna stop!

  • @thesurvivalistpotato3117
    @thesurvivalistpotato3117 2 года назад +220

    We need a part two now that it's been a few years

  • @mr.ditkovich1645
    @mr.ditkovich1645 4 года назад +303

    I would honestly like more vlogs like this.
    This was a lot of fun to watch.

  • @booperdooper5543
    @booperdooper5543 4 года назад +984

    Mark: *In the shower*
    My sister: What the heck are you watching?
    Me: _I can explain-_

  • @binoluninia
    @binoluninia 4 года назад +526

    Mark: "Smell that?"
    Me: "Yes I can. It smells like smell"

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 4 года назад +9

      it smells like eehhhhhhhgggguhzzzzz!

    • @HuginnTheNord
      @HuginnTheNord 4 года назад +20

      It's a smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells..... smelly...
      A N C H O V I E S

    • @fufucu_
      @fufucu_ 4 года назад +1

      SMELLS like Cap

    • @gaming4thebois622
      @gaming4thebois622 4 года назад +1

      Ha yes the smell here smells like smell

  • @jacobronald2802
    @jacobronald2802 2 года назад +58

    I love how much he talks about his dad

  • @keila.fabiola
    @keila.fabiola 3 года назад +2094

    mark’s voice is so soothing to hear

    • @custard-scream
      @custard-scream 2 года назад +1

      yes

    • @m4rk046
      @m4rk046 2 года назад +3

      Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

    • @m4rk046
      @m4rk046 2 года назад

      I woke up at 9 am rn

    • @xogito_
      @xogito_ 2 года назад

      I agree

    • @finaldawn1666
      @finaldawn1666 2 года назад +2

      ikr I love his voice so much

  • @tysonplaster5138
    @tysonplaster5138 4 года назад +282

    Mark: it’s currently 8:37 am
    Me: wait but you’ve already done more than I do in an entire day...

    • @skop6321
      @skop6321 4 года назад

      - Does one thing
      dang I'm tired ima relax

  • @ktcat146
    @ktcat146 4 года назад +683

    I'm curious what Amy does during the day while Mark is being an absolute overachiever by living a full day before 9:00am haha

    • @madgestorm657
      @madgestorm657 4 года назад +47

      hmm im guessing she is at work being a graphic designer or she could be doing pottery

    • @sarahsninjachannel
      @sarahsninjachannel 4 года назад +21

      Same she should film wht she does

    • @ghostrider0778
      @ghostrider0778 4 года назад +22

      I'm curious as well. Even though it would literally be "the life of a normal person" but amy is just sooooo adorable

    • @Lightforeverandever
      @Lightforeverandever 4 года назад

      😥...

    • @mp3tate
      @mp3tate 4 года назад +3

      It'd be cool to see what she does while Mark goofs off

  • @dagenight4150
    @dagenight4150 2 года назад +17

    For the last 9 years or more, can't really recall exactly when I found this man's channel, but every video I've ever watched here has always been soothing in a way. Thanks Mark. I really do hope and wish the best for you in life.

  • @marinad
    @marinad 4 года назад +718

    “I guarantee you no one is standing back there”
    Ethan in the corner: heheheheheeh

  • @kiwuwuwu
    @kiwuwuwu 4 года назад +1898

    I love how he gives off such dad energy. Or fatherly uncle thing. Idk I just love it.

    • @emmyc.9144
      @emmyc.9144 4 года назад +76

      But he does it in a oddly attractive way

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 4 года назад +27

      @@emmyc.9144 - be gone.
      *_T H O T._*

    • @emmyc.9144
      @emmyc.9144 4 года назад +35

      @@milleniam off topic but ur pfp is cute and lol I'm not a thot, I just think mark is attractive and he has a dominant, nurturing vibe to him which I find attractive.

    • @redacted7145
      @redacted7145 4 года назад +9

      I see him as more of an uncle... until you pointed out the father part and HOLY shit now I see it and I'm glad I do lmao

    • @memorybackpack
      @memorybackpack 4 года назад +3

      Millenia Is Gay bruh

  • @AwesomeBilly3
    @AwesomeBilly3 4 года назад +190

    15:35
    Mark: "you cannot call me directly, I will not answer the phone"
    Tony stark: "I like to watch line blink"

  • @hardlee2432
    @hardlee2432 Год назад +59

    I tried Dinty Moore for the first time a few months ago and I was surprised how good it actually was. I always assumed it was just some generic Progresso/Campbells quality stew but turns out it had some decent flavor. To me, your love for this instant stew is completely based and has become a go-to for me when I'm grabbing a quick lunch.

  • @boop5636
    @boop5636 4 года назад +746

    Mark: yeah so I’m done biking so now...
    AMYS DOING RING FIT!
    Amy: screams
    Arguably best parts of video have Amy in it

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 4 года назад +15

      @@joogergo1 wtf

    • @TheWesternFountain
      @TheWesternFountain 4 года назад +17

      @@joogergo1 Your name makes your comment all the more sensible...

    • @Cat-pw5qr
      @Cat-pw5qr 4 года назад +11

      @@joogergo1 I'm gonna try to forget that I saw your comment

    • @sabrina.a.31
      @sabrina.a.31 4 года назад +11

      Amy is the best!

    • @slyfirefox3444
      @slyfirefox3444 4 года назад +5

      Stalker Martyr - wait wait wait. Hold on a damn second! You can’t just say something like that and leave no explanation! Please elaborate!

  • @nostraaj3684
    @nostraaj3684 4 года назад +187

    Mark's voice when he wakes up
    Thunder
    Me: I see no difference

  • @jamesedleymusic
    @jamesedleymusic 4 года назад +2725

    This is like a procrastinator’s nightmare.

    • @jessicaadame3472
      @jessicaadame3472 3 года назад +75

      As a master procrastinator, i can confirm this is true

    • @SapphySeebs
      @SapphySeebs 3 года назад +7

      Ahahah...ahahhahahahahahahaha mhm

    • @analee2984
      @analee2984 3 года назад +30

      this made me feel like a failure. yes.

    • @loganmozingo7162
      @loganmozingo7162 3 года назад +25

      I'm procrastinating by watching this video.

    • @TheBeaniestBean8675
      @TheBeaniestBean8675 3 года назад +4

      YESSSSSSSSSSSS PAL

  • @antyxwg
    @antyxwg Год назад +18

    Rewatching this, and I remembered the Three Peens streams. I miss those. Although Distractible is nice, I miss sitting around watching Mark Bob and Wade playing games for a few hours every Tuesday.

  • @ImThePerson0
    @ImThePerson0 4 года назад +711

    I wouldn’t mind having this kind of video every once in a while. Love these kinds of things from you!

  • @jaellemloveless3193
    @jaellemloveless3193 4 года назад +6862

    Mark: "If you've been watching Unus Annus you-"
    Me: _cries_

  • @belaizy4225
    @belaizy4225 4 года назад +2534

    Amy: "I disagree with your method because the edges don't get crispy"
    *We need to protect that woman at all costs*

    • @allisonlaurenza2787
      @allisonlaurenza2787 4 года назад +39

      I personally have my eggs with brown spots. I like the texture

    • @danielelmasarany8125
      @danielelmasarany8125 4 года назад +11

      simp

    • @belaizy4225
      @belaizy4225 4 года назад +25

      @@danielelmasarany8125 no u uwu

    • @tikket10
      @tikket10 4 года назад +17

      @@belaizy4225 the reason eggs are good is because they are soft. crispy would ruin it.

    • @belaizy4225
      @belaizy4225 4 года назад +25

      @@tikket10 how dare you!

  • @NoSteps
    @NoSteps 2 года назад +40

    As soon as I saw he wakes up at around 6 AM I instantly knew he definitely has a more productive day than me

  • @supernova9216
    @supernova9216 4 года назад +885

    this was so wholesome and adorable like when he accidentally scared Henry and Amy went "Maaaaarrrrrrrrrrk" idk i just thought that was adorable and i kept pausing the video so i could be all like "awwwwwwwww sooo cuuuuuuuuuute!!!"

    • @valiantwarrior4517
      @valiantwarrior4517 4 года назад +36

      I agree. They seem like such a great couple. I love it when Mark yells to ask Amy stuff in his videos. 😂 I also love it when Amy comments while filming Unus Annus videos.
      It’s just cool to see a couple who seem to fit so well together. I’m glad they share some of that with us.

    • @prajwalr456
      @prajwalr456 4 года назад +3

      Wow what a cringy comment

    • @mizuk_ei
      @mizuk_ei 4 года назад +15

      @@prajwalr456 rude-

    • @JudyCoxify
      @JudyCoxify 4 года назад +1

      666 likes, nice

    • @StarDust-xt9tb
      @StarDust-xt9tb 4 года назад +1

      Velvet_ridge 25 i ruined it sorry

  • @nick9982
    @nick9982 4 года назад +512

    He says goodnight at the end as if he knows we’re all watching this at 1am

    • @HexisLRVSpade
      @HexisLRVSpade 4 года назад +4

      Hah! 'Twas fate! 12:53 am for me atm

    • @corin7571
      @corin7571 4 года назад +5

      3:00 am for me

    • @rat5087
      @rat5087 4 года назад +3

      3 am after I woke from a nightmare influenced by Mr.Nightmare.. hm..

    • @calwhitt01
      @calwhitt01 4 года назад +1

      4:00 am is not a good time for me to be up...

    • @eiclazild9666
      @eiclazild9666 4 года назад +2

      Ha 4:30am

  • @red_5876
    @red_5876 4 года назад +624

    Mark: brushing his teeth
    Me: *intense flashbacks to that time Ethan and Mark had a live arguement about toothbrushes*

  • @conflictedknight6083
    @conflictedknight6083 2 года назад +21

    Markiplier's lifestyle is the lifestyle that I really wanna strive for, he's very productive with his time yet enjoying what he's doing.

  • @crystalcleari6179
    @crystalcleari6179 4 года назад +538

    No one:
    Absoutely no one:
    Mark: I'm iN My UndiEs

  • @BubblePopShay
    @BubblePopShay 4 года назад +794

    “Apparently it’s raining”
    Mark: *grabs a coat, not an umbrella*

    • @incognitoburrito9159
      @incognitoburrito9159 4 года назад +5

      I mean he didn't grab an umbrella

    • @User1-1ii
      @User1-1ii 4 года назад +2

      Yes 😂

    • @cole_lol115
      @cole_lol115 4 года назад

      Lol i was like, ........ Fr fr? Ight I mean you do you but um.... you know what yeah nevermind have fun with that

    • @the_pumpkin_cookie0674
      @the_pumpkin_cookie0674 4 года назад

      The Lazy Grim Reaper yeah 😂😂

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 года назад

      So, a hat doesn't work?

  • @itsdissa
    @itsdissa 4 года назад +908

    When you actually realize how B I G he is like holyy

  • @plotsky_
    @plotsky_ 2 года назад +116

    Markiplier: talking about how healthy he's trying to be
    My fridge everytime i open it: oh god please not again...

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle Год назад +3

      Don't buy unhealthy food and then there's no temptation

  • @kealoha1429
    @kealoha1429 4 года назад +255

    just watching this stressed me out. idk how you handle micro-managing yourself to this degree without feeling like tense all the time or something. don't get me wrong, this is crazy impressive and I could only hope to have this much diligence and self-control one day but still. mad respect dude.

    • @nexana
      @nexana 4 года назад +9

      Kealoha 14 I felt exactly the same omg, I love mark and respect him so much he’s accomplished so much but I can’t imagine scheduling my life to that amount :0 it seems so stressful

    • @shadowsonicsilver6
      @shadowsonicsilver6 4 года назад +1

      Julia Markiewicz looking at this video gave me stress ulcers

    • @barronsimmons1230
      @barronsimmons1230 4 года назад +1

      Same this stressed me out too

    • @Flokoli1
      @Flokoli1 4 года назад +3

      Well that's the mindset and the discipline you have to apply to yourself if you want to accomplish big things and evolve in life

    • @ricbulow
      @ricbulow 4 года назад +6

      It's not stressful. It's actually been proven that it's extremely healthy for your mentality, to have a constant working day, mroeso than having one where nothing really happens. Sure, it'll feel stressfull at first, but being someone that have a scheduled every day going on myself, not as tough as Mark right now, I can attest that I lost my depressive state almost completely, when I began making myself busier.

  • @xfire114
    @xfire114 4 года назад +2118

    We now need “A Day in The Life of Chica” or we riot!

    • @Valeria_K
      @Valeria_K 4 года назад +12

      well, it's already exist x)

    • @ParzivalTheThird
      @ParzivalTheThird 4 года назад +40

      I want him to just stick a GoPro to Chica for a day.

    • @lunarose7888
      @lunarose7888 4 года назад +3

      xCROSSFINGERSx yasssssssssssss

    • @RayceVR
      @RayceVR 4 года назад +1

      Parzival done that but for like 2 mins

    • @forlorn-1614
      @forlorn-1614 4 года назад +10

      Evrybody gangsta till we have "a day in the life of chica"

  • @august3903
    @august3903 4 года назад +773

    His voice is so deep in the morning wtf

    • @dihydrogenmonoxide5994
      @dihydrogenmonoxide5994 4 года назад +49

      Yeah it is! Not really anything special though, it’s fairly normal. Everyone has a “morning voice”. While I was in boot camp, we would always wake up with voices like that.

    • @wozw4ld912
      @wozw4ld912 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @awitt2001
      @awitt2001 4 года назад +9

      Dihydrogen Monoxide Yeah, I think I’ve got a deeper voice in the morning (since I can’t really sing higher about when I wake up)

    • @spicy1361
      @spicy1361 4 года назад +7

      I don’t know my voice in the morning bc I don’t talk until my friends wake up and even then I sound like I hate my life

    • @KyraRenken
      @KyraRenken 4 года назад +1

      His voice is not just this low in the morning its this low a lot if he is in a serious mood or talking about something without laughing

  • @G0LDEN
    @G0LDEN 2 года назад +37

    God damn I can see why Mark has such a good life, it’s because he does things and goes outside, i need to be like him more

  • @lilnoaa5972
    @lilnoaa5972 3 года назад +2718

    Is this what a normal human being is supposed to do in a day?

    • @matttheman9740
      @matttheman9740 3 года назад +181

      Only the successful ones.

    • @zachsz9320
      @zachsz9320 3 года назад +135

      Kinda, get important stuff done when due, workout, take care of your health, sleep at the right time, take care of any house stuff that is needed, enjoy some controled chill time, workout/learn stuff. That's overall what good people do in their daily lives. No need to be Markiplier

    • @Lou-sleazy
      @Lou-sleazy 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣 I love this comment cuz I asked myself the same question plus what I’m doing with my own life 🤣🤣

    • @holokyttaja5476
      @holokyttaja5476 3 года назад +55

      Eh, I get that being a RUclipsr is not easy but he only has to stream or record a video for like 3 or 4 hours usually. People with "normal" jobs work twice that amount in a day. He has a lot of free time to work out and do whatever.

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 3 года назад +18

      @@holokyttaja5476 I was wondering that myself, I work 8 hours, 4 or 5 days and I help take care of my grandma, and chores, after 10pm is my free time, so I'm up at 1am now, everyone has their thing, I guess

  • @unnecessary_lectures_guy
    @unnecessary_lectures_guy 4 года назад +1236

    Mark: forgets to stop recording before he sleeps and video ends up being 8 hours long

    • @hollandboiii6837
      @hollandboiii6837 4 года назад +39

      i think most would love to fall asleep with mark 😳

    • @Norst0n
      @Norst0n 4 года назад +8

      holland boiii you aint lying

    • @thenullifierspowerpack3749
      @thenullifierspowerpack3749 4 года назад +7

      holland boiii I think I’m good I’d rather not

    • @eaaa1437
      @eaaa1437 4 года назад

      Johnny školník agreed

    • @thatbrownweeb1132
      @thatbrownweeb1132 4 года назад +3

      Doesn't camera die if its on for such a long time

  • @themaninyourcabinet8438
    @themaninyourcabinet8438 4 года назад +2601

    I love Amy's commentary in this.
    "MAAAAAARK! :("
    "Good luck with needles and frozen!"
    "Crispy edges are the best part!" *twirls*
    Edit: Just noticed Mark has a picture of himself and Chica on the wall. Lol.

  • @nooneyouknow239
    @nooneyouknow239 Год назад +8

    1:49 “if you’ve been watching unus Annus” I wonder what that could be.
    Kidding, I was there. Memento Mori

  • @TheGhostbusterfan
    @TheGhostbusterfan 3 года назад +5792

    I don't care how long it takes. I want a relationship like Mark and Amy. It's so fucking cute.

    • @AnAverageGamer7
      @AnAverageGamer7 3 года назад +164

      They are perfect for each other, and thats a fact.

    • @kalafri8789
      @kalafri8789 3 года назад +68

      I wish I was marks girlfriend

    • @somebody4877
      @somebody4877 3 года назад +74

      @@kalafri8789 I wish I had a girlfriend, like nowadays its so fricken hard to find someone who cares.😣

    • @quixem
      @quixem 3 года назад +58

      @@somebody4877 if u actually cant find anybody, like literally nobody, the. its probably not them, its you

    • @purplemeemee
      @purplemeemee 3 года назад +18

      @@somebody4877 you’ll find someone eventually :D

  • @chekychickadee
    @chekychickadee 4 года назад +399

    The amount of control Mark has over his daily life and how he just goes “I have to do this” or “I have time” and then he DOES the thing???? I’m amazed and jealous!

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 4 года назад +4

      just like me........ I dont want to, but have to....

    • @justanotheranimationchanne5725
      @justanotheranimationchanne5725 4 года назад +22

      Geovenox For some people it is.

    • @creeperthecat9120
      @creeperthecat9120 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @randy1822001
      @randy1822001 4 года назад +3

      It sucks having this thing you have to go to called a regular job that keeps you from having the free time to live like that. This wasn’t a slam, I’m just a bit jelly. :) Props to Mark.

    • @Ventanty
      @Ventanty 4 года назад +4

      it's all about routine and persistence. and if you don't 'truly' want it, it's just not going to happen.
      That being said, I, myself come from a very stubborn family. So whenever I fail, I either try to pick it up or try later whenever I can.

  • @socknabof6288
    @socknabof6288 4 года назад +1314

    "I guarantee you no one is standing back there"
    Like he's trying to convince us not to be scared...
    He even turns on the light just to show us.
    Awww.

  • @drenyda4094
    @drenyda4094 2 года назад +11

    This motivates me to actually get a life :'D It's been about 2 years I'm barely going out, and seeing this just cheer me up so much to do more sports, like even a jogging OUTSIDE every morning or something, having heathy routines sound exciting !! I really want to, and I certainly will. Thank you, Mark, for sharing this. Send hugs to Amy, Henry and Chica.

  • @emmamix
    @emmamix 3 года назад +3959

    Not that anyone will see this, but when Mark first posted this video I was severely depressed and used to watch this over and over again just literally _dumbfounded_ by the idea of actually DOING something with my day, having routines, finding joy or self-worth in any of my actions. I watched it so much because I quite literally couldn't even imagine what waking up, having a good day, and going to bed feeling accomplished was like (even waking up was a miracle half the time)... I had been depressed for about 6 years, not to mention we pretty much went into lockdown a week after this was posted.
    I'm happy to say that today, watching this video again, I actually understand. I actually experience those feelings of wanting to wake up to a new day, feeling motivated to pursue good habits, good work, or just to pursue _living_ at all. I actually enjoy my life for the first time in years, and it's an incredible feeling.
    If you've never been depressed, just know what a blessing life is-even parts of it as simple as making eggs. Just the feeling of _wanting_ to live is a gift.
    And if you're depressed now, just know that it does get better. Right now you might not even be able to _imagine_ what happiness, or even anything beyond just "surviving" looks like. But it exists, and one day you'll get there. Don't give up. Don't ever give up. There are good days ahead, and you are worthy of every one of them.

    • @laniskittys
      @laniskittys 3 года назад +108

      Thank you for this comment, we need people like this. I have been depressed before and it is not fun. But your right, it gets better. I respect you and always will. I'm glad you are happy now. And don't worry, your right life gets better. Good luck with you success and I'm happy for you.

    • @farhanchandra5066
      @farhanchandra5066 3 года назад +42

      Reading this made my day a whole lot better, thank you so much.

    • @Kennot_B
      @Kennot_B 3 года назад +21

      Thanks.

    • @Tarapeutic
      @Tarapeutic 3 года назад +24

      Hope you are still doing well, Emma.

    • @estebana7736
      @estebana7736 3 года назад +13

      What a beautiful comment, I'm really glad for you. Sharing this always help others that are going through a hard time

  • @moiraroseboles6258
    @moiraroseboles6258 3 года назад +2402

    why do i feel like a child spending a day with their father? like when he talks about the coffee?

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 года назад +1

      @ToxicIsNotorious - like 2008 I think :(

    • @brandabin890
      @brandabin890 3 года назад +5

      @@CaLypSO4456 that’s when I was born ☹️

    • @gdhdvlogs8730
      @gdhdvlogs8730 3 года назад +3

      It because of his ✨voice✨

    • @saint991
      @saint991 3 года назад +6

      He’s a father to us all

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 3 года назад +4

      daddy~
      I'm truly sorry

  • @m1lkyc4t
    @m1lkyc4t 4 года назад +395

    Mark: *goes to gym
    Me: Sips Orange Fanta while listening to a weight loss subliminal...

    • @m1lkyc4t
      @m1lkyc4t 4 года назад

      @AlienZGamer no problem

    • @woobzies4658
      @woobzies4658 4 года назад

      AlienZGamer sure y not

    • @ankita1102
      @ankita1102 4 года назад

      @AlienZGamer congratulation!! Ur now at 18 k😊

    • @yellie5033
      @yellie5033 4 года назад +5

      the subliminal society is supposed to be kept a secretttt

    • @bryce4395
      @bryce4395 4 года назад

      @@ankita1102 after spamming on so many comments, duh...

  • @chiilll.
    @chiilll. Год назад +8

    You know i could honestly keep on watching a day in the life of Markiplier i love it :)

  • @IGotLegs
    @IGotLegs 4 года назад +215

    Mark: Tries to do something simple
    Watch: So you have chosen... Siri

    • @Rqyal
      @Rqyal 4 года назад

      Calvin Eaton 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @windshitter4216
    @windshitter4216 4 года назад +143

    Opens an old bike bag:
    Me: Finds a waterbottle and some plastic wraps
    Mark: OH A NINTENDO SWITCH

  • @CozieGhosty
    @CozieGhosty 4 года назад +518

    He did more with his morning than I do in my whole day...

  • @ATHRxeyz
    @ATHRxeyz 2 года назад +10

    I wish he did more of these vlogs. Mark will probably say his life is boring but for some reason I feel at piece watching this and I actually like seeing Mark be his human self

  • @Maria_x04
    @Maria_x04 4 года назад +466

    Mark: "Biking is HARD"
    Me, from The Netherlands: "...pathetic"

    • @joelvdspek1250
      @joelvdspek1250 4 года назад +12

      wij hebben de fiets gekoloniseerd

    • @Maria_x04
      @Maria_x04 4 года назад +8

      @@joelvdspek1250 helemaal mee eens

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 года назад +14

      I thought you said me, a neanderthal

    • @tresvanveen7338
      @tresvanveen7338 4 года назад +3

      @Fenja_27 precies

    • @dreadbaron888
      @dreadbaron888 4 года назад +10

      Yeah when it comes to biking you Dutch don’t frick around

  • @minhosbigtoes2606
    @minhosbigtoes2606 4 года назад +868

    5:10 POV: you’re a roach that’s listening to Mark talk about not having a tripod for his phone but has a tripod for his camera.

  • @aracelyortega9155
    @aracelyortega9155 4 года назад +192

    “Our roof is leaking so I got pots” is the most relatable thing, and don’t come for Ethan. It happens to more people than you think

    • @alexainspired7697
      @alexainspired7697 4 года назад +8

      Aracely Ortega looks like the water demon from Wades house has come to pay Mark a visit

    • @randomgeminiastronaut46
      @randomgeminiastronaut46 4 года назад +1

      69th like

    • @Julia-pn2ur
      @Julia-pn2ur 4 года назад +5

      hehe it was actually amy but it is very relatable.

    • @slyfirefox3444
      @slyfirefox3444 4 года назад +1

      Is this Ethan or Marks house. Because it looks a lot like the one in the ghost hunting video

  • @mistifowl5893
    @mistifowl5893 2 года назад +33

    Amy seems like such a fun person.