Everyone Looks Like Markiplier...
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2021
- It turns out that everyone looks like me... but only according to people on the internet so I'm gonna sort through which ones are the most Markiplier.
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"I'm multiplying"
He's going through mitosis
Lmao
Hio
Markiplier Asexual confirmed?
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Marktosis
"They're multiplying?"
"Worse. They're Markiplying."
SHUT UP LMAO
@@LunaMinuna shut up uwu
I hate the fact that i laughed at this lmao
Oh no, it’s a multiplier
I love dad jokes
TDI Chris: Wears seashell necklace
Mark: "WHAT"S IN THE BAG!?"
I never knew it was a shell
I can see it now that you've mentioned it. Makes sense as the show's called total drama "island". Why's the seashell that color tho..
no way its the real dave mustaine
the entire time i thought he meant his neck, not the necklace💀
I was today years old when i found out its not a bag
Lord farquaad had me laughing for 30 whole ass seconds, that meme is too funny.
Once when i was getting driven to scholl i genuinely laughed 80% of the way there
700th like but who cares?
Mark is the best written villain and he doesn’t even know it.
How
@Gonna change it later ratio
I’m saying he’s got the perfect voice and attitude, and a dash of narcissism too. He could totally fit the role if he wanted lol.
Lmao
6 replys
The more Mark insits he's nothing like Chris McLean- The more he sounds exactly like Chris McLean
That’s so true
:0
Yeah definitely
When he said he was the main character and not the antagonist, I was like that's pretty narcissistic Mark...
@HunterkageJoestar i don't think we do... excuse me while I suggest this mystery to The Theorizor.
Mark: i look nothing like flynn rider 3/10
Also Mark: "they just can't get my nose right!"
The weirdest thing is that the jawline and lighting on the nose in his speech side comparison is actually so perfect 😂
Also if u see the pic at 8:44 they made eugene’s eyes smaller so it look like mark and then added the glasses
The next like will be your 888th
@@davidhuffman5305 The most I've gotten 😊
@@elizabethlacy8869 yay I just got the 1000th like :)
Markiplier treats his editor like tony stark treats Jarvis.
“Jarvis, put in a Distractible promo”
@@AverageJoeMama LMFAOOOOOOO
“Everyone looks like markiplier”
MetroMan: *sweats nervously*
Lmfao
Lmfao
He forgot Kronk smh
@@matacoyo Tweet him now! BOMBARD HIS SOCIAL MEDIA WITH KRONK!
no shit tho
“I don’t look like Eugene”
“That’s not my nose”
Exactly! He's already getting into character
They always mess up the nose
They just can’t get his nose right 😤 lmaoooo
I don't quite understand the funny
@@DarkManifesto the running joke in tangled was his wanted posters never got his nose right
4:10 THE FRICKING SINGLE HAIR DROOPING FROM HIS FOREHEAD PERFECTLY MATCHES I CAN'T
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT!
The first time my dad saw mark he said “did Keanu reeves get a RUclips channel?” And I had to pull up a picture of mark vs Keanu to show that they are different because my dad seriously thought mark was Keanu reeves. 😂
“I’m not a narcissist!”
“I’m the hero of this story!”
B-but he *is* the hero! :(
starting to sound awfully familiar to handsome jack there lol
@@SilentKiller1197 Ok I'm glad I wasn't the only person to think of Handsom Jack right away :'D
what about darkiplier?
Sounds like a narcissistic hero
(This is a joke dont come after me)
If Dreamworks makes A live action Megamind and Markiplier ISN'T cast as Metroman, thats gonna be the biggest flop of all time.
If dreamworks makes Megamind live action it's gonna be the biggest flop of all time, period.
@@kinorris1709 nah, markiplier would make it fire
@@dimitrifedorov6851 You can cast a good actor in a bad movie and they'll still be a good actor. Proof: Arnold Schwarzenegger is in every Terminator Movie, and is the only redeeming quality of anything after Judgement day. Willem Dafoe is in "the great wall". That movie is still ass, even with him. Besides, Metroman is a side character. He's there at the start, and then only briefly appears as Megamind's disguise, and then actually shows up, to his celebration. How can an actor who will be ofscreen for a majority of the movie save it? Also, Will ferrell is the definitive Megamind. Noone can replace him. I doubt he'd be able to move like Megamind does in the movie.
Would Mark make a good Metroman? Yes. Would it make the movie great? No, Metroman isn't a character with alot of screen time.
Plus, live action remakes almost always fail to accomplish what made the original movie good.
@@kinorris1709 you can tell I was being sarcastic
@@dimitrifedorov6851 regardless, I like to ramble.
"Maes Hughes, who goes on to live a long, happy life... where nothing happens to him" while the picture of a certain something happening to him is hilarious
mark: "Okay, so you don't have to just go off of looks, it's personality too"
Also mark: Everyone *looks* like Markiplier...
Mark: "Im not a narcissist"
also Mark: Plays an entire dating game to date the character that kind of looks like him.
Don’t forgot Dream Daddy, too! Craig kind of looked like him
He’s doesn't have narcissistic tendency
He has masochistic tendency.
What game is this? I was off youtube for like a full year at one point and I haven't watched all the series' i missed lol
@@iwouldnever0334 the game is called blush blush! the name of the video in question is "was i put in this "dating game" without my permission??"
@@iwouldnever0334 blush blush
Mark saying he's nothing like Chris because "he's the hero" just cements in my mind that he's exactly like Chris.
exactly
Even just loosely watching the show his response made me be like "oh no it's literally him"
I totally agree
Trueee
when he said "that's not me" I was like 🤨.
It would legitimately be so intriguing to see Mark, Tina Fey and Will Ferrell in a megamind live action, right?
14:48 That E was too powerful
Mark: “WHATS IN THE BAG”
It’s a seashell, Mark.
Really
WAIT IT WAS A SEASHELL ALL THIS TIME!?????
Ikr like- Mark, sweetie- 😭
You say that as if he’s supposed to know…
(I’m joking btw)
It's a seashell??
Markiplier slowly realizes he’s the definition of a conventionally attractive man.
Can confirm, Markiplier is a ruggedly handsome dude.
Source: my ugly face
Markiplier is morgan yu from prey too
can confirm lord farquad is attractive
Can confirm, markiplier is a ruggedly handsome dude.
Source: some biromantic kid
can confirm
Everyone: "what's in the box"
Mark: "What's in the bag"
Watching Mark freak out about Chris Mclean made my day, that show was my childhood and seeing one of my top youtubers freak out about a character from it is amazing to me.
I have a theory that Mark is just the default setting for a human being.
When god cant think of a way to set up a original human he just puts every setting in "markiplier"
I feel like everyone is subconsciously making characters look like markiplier on accident
@@endgame1807 or they already are markiplier and we're just noticing it now
Have u checked out 'Markiplier isn't real' yet? 😆😆
Mark is the default settings with his Charisma stat almost maxed
The real reason Metro Man faked his death was because he wanted to pursue his dream of becoming a RUclips letsplayer. He even kept his signature “M”
My guy! That's good shit 👏
@@stardust9871 yep
this need more likes
101th like lol
He failed at music, but at least he still found a career that let's him be creative
my grandpa straight up looks like an older mark. my family says it, my friends say it, its crazy. They even have similar voices. Funniest part about it is that he doesn't have ANY asian in him, he just looks like it lmao.
the "God dammit.." of dissapointment in 12:42 made me look and omg- get that fanfic person out IM DYINGGG
mark: thinks flynn rider is the least like him
1 minute later: comparing about how people see his nose in comparisons
"They just can't get my nose right!"
Flynn Rider- 2013
Markiplier- 2021
Ah, yes.
I see what You did there
If Mark is basically Flynn Rider, then is Amy...*gasps* it all makes sense now.
@@davidd.3631 THIS COMMENT IS SO CUTE
This markiplier guy looks like that guy from unus annus
Markiplier is now the default human face.
Yep
WOOW
Always have been
He's the real life bacon hair
@@adel.2260 *True dat*
“I am the hero of this story”
-Mark
Sounds a lot like Handsome Jack
9:11
Smurfiplier
Holy shit you're right
"Everyone looks like Markiplier"
Metroman: _it's my time to shine_
Y e s 😂
@@Odin2244 stfu
Literal 10/10.
Metroman is literally markiplier
He didn’t need to change the logo
Mark: **disses Flynn**
Also Mark: **complains about big nose**
Your Flynn is showing...
WAIT OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT DVBSBF
“They just cant get my nose right”
LMAO FR-
Especially the personality
HAHAHAHAHA-
I’m glad that mark knows that Maes Hughes goes on to live a very happy life, and in fact has the happiest ending out of everyone in fullmetal alchemist.
3:58 I was worried, but thankfully it’s his left hand
"And when everyone is Markiplier, hahaha no one will be" - Syndrome
199/200
honestly still one of my favorite movie lines, because its so fitting and honestly surprisingly true for EVERYTHING
haha incredible guy.. his name is the buddy hahah fun moment pog
@@marialindell9874 thanks
@@namnams1495 actually yes
Alternate Title:
"Markiplier: Into The Markiverse"
Lmao
😂😂😂
😂🤣
Why-..
INTO THE MULTIMARK
Mark is just the default skin
11:43 bro flashed us and thought we wouldn’t notice
Have any idea what would cause a scar like that tho?...
It is kind of uncanny that they both have the same scar xd
@@randomresponses828 xd
@@snipezscissors107 What o_o
You're scaring me ;v;
Metroman is basically just Markiplier's Sims 4 character.
Why does this make sense
Lmfao💀✋🏻
As created by Brian David Gilbert
As a wise man once said" I'm just gonna call this guy Igot Mcdemshoulders, yea"
@@animewolfie9567 Lmafooamdkaomf💀💀💀💀🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐🏿🖐🏾🖐🏽🖐🏼🖐🏻🖐🏾🖐🏻🖐🏾🖐🏻🖐🏿💀🖐🏼🖐🏾🖐🏿🖐🏻💀🖐🏼🖐🏿🖐🏼 bye bye - I- 🖐🏽💀🖐🏻🖐🏿🖐🏽💀🖐️🖐🏿
"He has narcissistic tendencies"
Mark: "That's not me!"
Also Mark: "I'm the HERO"
ᴼᴹᴳ ᴹᵃʳᵏⁱᵖˡⁱᵉʳ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ˡᵃᵗᵉˢᵗ ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒ😁😁😁😁
3 seconds later: "I have a massive brain"
@@Odin2244 .pls shuddup
"im not narcissistic, im perfect"
@@kalysian See, you get it.
...but what if the Actor's been around in more videos than people think lately?
Chris’ bag has the souls of the innocent
seeing mark discover what total drama island is as a show is something i’d never thought i would need
i waited 17 minutes just to hear mark confirm he is metroman
Same lmfao
"Metroman was finally dead, and Markiplier was born"
"Markiplier?"
"That way I could keep my logo"
Metroplier
*Music-man
Is there going to be a season 2
If everyone looks like Markiplier...
*Then that means Markiplier is a preset.*
lmao
im not sure whether that is a compliment or a roast
He’s the default character
Default
so THAT'S why he doesn't like using cosmetics in games. he's the default guy!
My friend and I watched this together and she blurted out, “I just got jump scared by Markiplier’s nipples” and I couldn’t stop laughing
My analysis: If a white or asian man with dark floofy hair, stubble, and a generally angular jawline exists, it is just another markiplier.
True
Facts tho
My friends kept telling me I looked like dollar store Markiplier when I didn't shave. So now I shave.
*looks at myself*
_wait a minute..._
Hmm.... now i only need to get older
"That LOOK like Markiplier"
Mark: "We gotta consider personality"
Yes he is everywhere
I mean if your gonna have a clone army its a good idea to make them like minded.
Helps prevent insurrections and all.
The Monsters vs Aliens President:
If they make a FMA live action, Mark better play Maes Hughes
I'm so sorry
They already did
Flynn rider= Mark early 20’s
Hughes= Mark early 30’s
Metroman= Mark late 30’s/early 40’s
Colonel = Mark late 40’s
Hey this comment looks like markiplier
@Updatectix you both look like markiplier
Late 40’s? Geez y’all are gonna get a very rude awakening if you get to 40.
@@just_a_random_panuwu8045 your reply also looks like markiplier
@@Dfl_jason :o so does yours
I'm glad he's actually talking about this. He looks like a tonne of fictional characters
You mean fictional characters look like him.
I was gonna say the characters look like him but they've already done it, I'm posting this comment to included
Ton*
He's the baseplate for fictional characters
they look like him actually
Ok markiplier looks like a mix between keanu reeves and chris pratt 11:04
Random guy with glasses, moustache and goatee
Everyone: is that markplier?!!
Mark not realizing the “bag” is just a shell is the funniest thing ever.
I thought it was a bag
it's a ponamu
No it's a bag full legal weed
ITS A SHELL??
Lol
Alt title: Markiplier in complete denial of identity crisis for 19 minutes.
That name
I ruined the 69 likes🙂
⚠️HEY DON'T IGNORE THIS⚠️God loves you, turn to him today and Repent Your Sins And Believe That God Died For Your Sins.God Bless🙏🙏s
2:15 probably just cocaine knowing him
person: has long face, glasses, and beard.
someone: i diagnose you with markiplier
and black hair
@@ntt9389 and brown eyes
@@ntt9389 that either looks like 2 staircases colliding or a B R I C C
@@geg1251 and is buff
And has literally anything
Metroman looks like him, sounds like him AND
they both can wear "M" as a symbol.
Wow....
Its also a mega compliment for mark that metro was voiced by brad pitt
yesss, the whole video I was just waiting for him to how Metroman. I swar they modeled Metroman after Markiplier.
So I guess he sounds like Brad Pitt because that’s who voiced metroman😂
@@crowndcrusader2341 Well, he sounds like Brad Pitt"s Metroman Voice, so yes.
that message at the end, man. woo. i really needed that. i /have/ been talking about it forever 😭 & i love that it was at the end of a silly video that i randomly decided to play today. thank you 🙏🏻
"Everything is cake"
Correction: Everyone is Markiplier
Very much so
Everything is cake and everyone is markiplier
In cabooses voice: OMG THAT MUST MEAN HES IS A GOOD BAKER!
@@jarvis6253 No, everyone is Markiplier, thus everyone is cake
“Narcissistic tendencies that’s not me” mark: “we’ve all established I’m the hero of this story”
Yup.💯
Also make a video of people that look like him 😅🤣
Handsome jack vibes
@@lorenzogoglee1320 He also streamed a dating sim game for the purpose of trying to date his 2D version. XD
“my brain is so big, so god dang big”
"Thank you for letting me be who I be because I am, who I be" poetic, inspirational, motivating, truly.
I'm waiting for Markiplier to become an official face skin in all games
Yes please
Its hinted in the show that what's in Chris's necklace is, presumably, cocaine
Lol
When? I don't remember that at all
I like teeth better 😔
The only difference is that I love Mark. I HAAAAAAATE Chris.
That show I'm surprised got thru. I thought it was a very dumb kid show I didn't expect the nudity,cursing and weird shit.
Fun fact: MetroMan's M actually stands for Markiplier
it’s funny because they answer their own joke
Metroplier
IKR
And on that day Metroman died
And Markiplier was born
Markiplier?!? Say Wha?!
Yeah that way I can keep my logo
And i thought it stood for metro! Thanks for spreading the truth man
even Markiplier looks like Markiplier!
17:17 THIS IS THE ONE
Flynn Rider is close...they just didn’t get his nose right
Big brain joke
Yes.😂
I feel if Mark watched Total Drama Island that Mark would actually find Chris hilarious
and insane
I love Total Drama Island
The fact that he'd never even heard of TDI had me shook
@@annatolian2782 it’s just total drama
@@justinnaranjo2202 it was my childhood 😂
0:11 Markiplier should have said, "Hello everybody! My name is Multiplier!"
Mark: Pink nipples? My nipples are brown.
Fangirls: Prove IT! Take your shirt off again! 😂🙈
eW
Markiplier: I'm not like Flynn
Also Markiplier: They just can't get my nose right
Marks 3/10 made me like.....thats like you mark.
I was looking for someone to make this comment
This comment brings a smile to my face
Hahahhh true
"You think my nose is that big?" I'm sorry, but that was the most Flynn Rider thing you could have said after being compared to him.
"insert tangle quote"
"Ugh. Now they're just being mean."
Timestamp?
@@BasicallyEverythingML 9:07
He's a Flynn Rider kinnie
"im gonna have to check the refrence for that"
a few moments later
*tea kettle*
11:40 FOR FREE MARK, YOU DID THIS FOR FREE..... THANK YOU LORD MARKIPLIER
"These are all FICTIONAL people!"
Shows Keanu Reeves
🌟He was never real, it was all a illusion🌟
What do you mean? Keanu Reeves isnt actually real
What do you mean. Keanu Reeves doesn't exist. It's all CGI. It's why he never ages.
You think someone so perfect would actually exist?
He is character from cyber punk 2077
Markiplier: "Narcissistic tendencies? That's not me."
Also Mark: "I'm THE HERO of this story."
“My brain is so god damn big”
Me- yeah tell that to almost every single ego and personality of himself.
(I still remember that 1 video that he turned his friend into popcorn just to hide the evidence that he accidently stabbed him)
@@frozenfiredarknight3764 that is such an underrated video. 😂
Yeah, Chris is NOOOOOTHING like MAAAAARK.
>=3c
He is. Darkiplier and Wilfred Warfstache are the villains.
Lixian deserves a raise for finding that picture.
Markiplier is just the default human
Mark losing his shit over Chris Mclean’s shell necklace and thinking it’s a bag made me spit out my sprite-
SAME
ITS A SHELL??? My whole life is a lie
It ain’t looking like a bag
THIS WHOLE TIME IT WAS A SHELL!!! I always figured it was like a little pouch with a lock of his hair (because of how egotistical he was)
I feel lied to in some way😑
In which case...
Wanna sprite cranberry?
Mark: “What’s in Chris McLean’s neck sack?”
*No, no....he’s got a point.*
Isn’t it just a necklace though??? 👀👀👀 now I’m intrigued
I personally always thought it was the souls of the damned
@@roo8874 the ashes of those who didn't survive his torture
Cocaine
Neck sack sounds like a terrible illness.
Thank you for letting me be,
Who I be
Because I am,
Who I be"
if there was a netflix adaptation of megamind (i know is a film) markiplier would be the actor
Metroman’s personality and sheer power is exactly like Mark too. It’s uncanny.
Even has an M as a logo
Yea it is! That's hilarious thooooouuugh!
Indeed
Agreed 👍 lol
The real Markiplier
Anyone: has a beard and wears rectangular glasses
The Internet: wow this looks a lot like Markiplier!
Well it’s true!
Me looking at the blood splatter from the crime scene. Hey that kind of looks like Markiplier.
Up top, my dude!
@@Indra2007 I- who did you kill
@@thatonespnfan6640 Who said I had to kill someone to be at a crime scene? Maybe I'm investigating the murder, or cleaning it up, or going back to admire my handywork.
There's 3 people in this world:
1. Markiplier
2. Tom-ska
3. Sneako
I come back to watch it on a regular basis, this is like my 7th visit
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Markiplier: neck neck neck bag bag bag sack sack sack
there should have been more than just markiplier
How is no one else quoting Markiplier the fact that he decided just blatantly say his nipple color?
Male giraffes be like
@@drawingdragons4097 LMAO
@@otakumangastudios3617 when
Markiplier: "I'm not like Flynn Rider."
Markiplier 2 seconds later commenting on Wilden Lightfoot: "You think my nose is that big?"
Dude! Lmao🤣
"tHEY STILL CANT GET MY NOSE RIGHT"
UNDERRATED
he's literally the human embodiment of flynn lmfao
I second this
You may have heard of Markiplier, but now introducing Multiplier.
Mark is both common and unique.
I like how Mark spent so much time trying to find out what was in Chris’s “neck bag”
It’s a pendant. It’s literally a piece of metal, Mark.
omfg it’s metal??? i thought it was a bag too wtf
I thought it was like a clam shell.
I thought it was like... the ashes of his mentor or something 😂😂😂
@@madisonbrown3647 lmao 😂
@@madisonbrown3647 ah yes his old mentor at kidnapping people, Jigsaw
MARK NOT KNOWING TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND ONE BIT AND BEING ANTAGONIZED BY CHRIS’ EXISTENCE IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN THIS WEEK
Your username is the reason i lie awake at night terrified. WHY. WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THIS. WHAT OTHERWORLDLY CREATURE POSSESSED YOU AND MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO NAGITOS DEEP FRIED COOCHIE JUICE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHO ARE YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US. WHY. WHERE. HOW. WHAT. AHHHHHHHHHHH
im so happy im not the only one having this go threw their head XD
NOW I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S IN HIS BAGSACK!
NAGITOS DEEP FRIED COOCHIW JUICE SJDVWKBKAKKSHJ PLEAEE
@@heroketchup7504 confusion noises
I find it funny that Mark has never seen Total Drama.
10:10 😑 "You have some f**king explaining to do."
The way he so calmly said that felt so genuine. lol😅😂🤣
And Mark... If you think THATS bad... Go read some of the fan fics that exist of You and Jack👀... Some people take tjings too far ya know... Septicplier was a great time... But damn some of those people were strange😬
The neck bag is actually a shell necklace, if that helps your consciousness
I 100% always thought it was a bag too lolol
I always saw it as a shell too
Ahsvdjshdbns
ngl i thought it was drugs
@@thatoneglitch2223 it would make sense
**Chris is a narcissist**
Mark: "I'm clearly the HERO of this story, so he's not like me."
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medic from tf2 lowkey belongs in this video