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  • Опубликовано: 16 апр 2018
  • Late breaking news revealing Sean Hannity as Michael Cohen's secret client literally knocks Stephen off his feet.
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  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 6 лет назад +288

    Sean Hannity client of Michael Cohen? This stuff writes itself

    • @marysharkey1503
      @marysharkey1503 6 лет назад +6

      No one believe a story line like this, yet, here we are!!! Lol

    • @ADAKAR83
      @ADAKAR83 6 лет назад +4

      This is like House of Cards ... but better and Kevin S. plays himself ... like for real :D

    • @FILMkijkertje
      @FILMkijkertje 6 лет назад +5

      Jason Blade: The thing is if you were to write such a script and had casted these players, not a single studio would finance it, because they would tell you it is too outrageous and people should be able to at least identify with 1 person. all characters seem to come out of a very bad comic book

    • @doctorfritznoel
      @doctorfritznoel 3 года назад +1

      Truth is stranger than fiction.

  • @jeanetterubalcava7590
    @jeanetterubalcava7590 6 лет назад +168

    "Sad neck with hair." LOL

    • @monicasantos9047
      @monicasantos9047 6 лет назад +8

      Jeanette Rubalcava Donald Trump flattened out with a rolling pin 😂💯

    • @monicasantos9047
      @monicasantos9047 6 лет назад +1

      Anthony Butler same with Donald scoring playmate tail. It's called MONEY. Chicks dig it 💸💸💸

  • @tristanneal9552
    @tristanneal9552 6 лет назад +573

    Now we know why Hannity was so concerned with Trump's attorney-client privilege 😂

    • @TheRatedOniChannel
      @TheRatedOniChannel 6 лет назад +9

      Yep, it wasn't Trump's, it was his'!

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 6 лет назад +13

      Wait until we find out the name of Hannity's boyfriend.....

    • @angelarose403
      @angelarose403 6 лет назад +7

      Hmm . . . And holier than thou Hannity was inquiring 'mostly' about real estate? I suspect he needs to house whoever his mistress is. And probably in Russia!!

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 лет назад +5

      Scumbag, hope in 5 years he is looking for food in a trash bin

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 5 лет назад +1

      ikr

  • @MJ-fm4wy
    @MJ-fm4wy 6 лет назад +134

    "When your Lawyer needs a lawyer, YOU need a Lawyer!" Awesome!

    • @wyotech86
      @wyotech86 5 лет назад

      That actually doesn't say anything nor prove anything, as you now see in broad daylight. Brainwashed much?

    • @dannyaverage7949
      @dannyaverage7949 5 лет назад +1

      @@wyotech86 dude you've been hiding in so many of other people's comments, you ever gonna be brave enough to write an original post, keyboard warrior?

    • @wyotech86
      @wyotech86 5 лет назад

      @@dannyaverage7949 people are dumb, so I try to show then some sense. I do not need to make a comment. It's like talking just to hear yourself talk. It's ridiculous, and so is your comment

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 4 года назад

      M J 😳😳😳😳😳

    • @johanneskarlsson3859
      @johanneskarlsson3859 4 года назад +1

      In Latin it is: Et cum patronus tuus uerbo oportet causidicum, vos postulo causidicum. Yes it sounds better in latin.

  • @octobermoon3959
    @octobermoon3959 6 лет назад +550

    MAGA... Making attorneys get attorneys...

    • @SandraNelson063
      @SandraNelson063 6 лет назад +6

      october moon That's FUNNY! 😄😁😆

    • @YZ250W1
      @YZ250W1 6 лет назад +17

      Might end up...My Attorney Got Arrested.

    • @coolvoice7
      @coolvoice7 6 лет назад +3

      october moon love that👍😂😂

    • @LD-qj2te
      @LD-qj2te 6 лет назад +2

      october moon perfect 👌

    • @klmhookedmoore5847
      @klmhookedmoore5847 6 лет назад +2

      october moon - 😂😂😂

  • @Von_Der_Tann
    @Von_Der_Tann 6 лет назад +122

    Hannity is losing his sanity and humanity.

  • @HayfaZlitni
    @HayfaZlitni 6 лет назад +174

    " Jon Stewart after the show I'm gonna come over n we're just gonna spoon " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @TheClairemyst
      @TheClairemyst 6 лет назад +5

      Hayfa Zlitni yeah.. I could just picture Jon Stewart saying Whattttt?

    • @liamwilbur1897
      @liamwilbur1897 6 лет назад +14

      I was thinking they'd get into a cutlery pun-off. Jon would be all, "Oohh, Fork," and then Stephen would come in with "It's so knife to be with you again."

    • @SuperAsim99
      @SuperAsim99 5 лет назад +8

      Hayfa Zlitni fanfiction writers must be going insane right now

    • @StephiGereRothThyne
      @StephiGereRothThyne 5 лет назад

      2:44

  • @chickensangwich97
    @chickensangwich97 6 лет назад +54

    Stephen is just giddy in this whole monologue. :D

  • @aohige
    @aohige 6 лет назад +307

    You have got to feel sorry for writers of SNL and the Onion when any ridiculous fantasy piece they can cook up with is one-upped by actual news nowadays.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 6 лет назад +25

      "Okay we need to have Trump say something stupid, ridiculous and self aggrandizing here"
      "Lets just use his actual speech"

    • @akaimizu1
      @akaimizu1 6 лет назад +14

      I already stopped watching "House of Cards" a long time ago. It no longer continued to have the exaggerated fiction I originally watched it for.

    • @EllieAngharad91
      @EllieAngharad91 6 лет назад +9

      Even the characters in VEEP now have more integrity and competence than the real administration.

    • @edwardbrownedbrown1229
      @edwardbrownedbrown1229 6 лет назад

      aohige I

    • @neotheboxer6015
      @neotheboxer6015 6 лет назад +1

      Lol! So true

  • @Gloriath1
    @Gloriath1 6 лет назад +154

    Stormy is the hero this country needs. You know what, I'm gonna look up those films, for research purposes.

    • @maryclyne
      @maryclyne 6 лет назад +23

      sweetie every one on earth is a whore, we all sell something, she sells pussy, what do you sell? your soul, integrity, honesty, honour, Christianity, Country? ect , judged not lest you be judge

    • @basictechinformationservic6559
      @basictechinformationservic6559 6 лет назад +1

      I'm not your "sweetie" and yes, we all have something to sell, but "whore" is reserved for those selling pussy. Stop trying to take the moral high ground defending a high paid prostitute, and now she is selling something she took money to keep. A whore is a whore, stop trying to justify immorality with legal moral commerce.

    • @exitstay1955
      @exitstay1955 6 лет назад +2

      Nothing is hot about any woman with fake tits. Just my opinion. Same with women with tattoos, especially tramp stamps.

    • @vanessad.2625
      @vanessad.2625 6 лет назад +4

      Actually she's been a director for the last 10 years. But I get it you want to focus on what suits your view.

    • @charmnglao3317
      @charmnglao3317 6 лет назад

      LOL

  • @NafaratMiyaMiya
    @NafaratMiyaMiya 6 лет назад +43

    I literally rolled around the floor laughing at Stephen in that chair with the glass of wine ....LOoooooooooooOOooooL

  • @cluggyahoo
    @cluggyahoo 6 лет назад +56

    LMAO. Colbert is on fire

  • @saturdayschild7835
    @saturdayschild7835 6 лет назад +106

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    I’ve never seen Stephen so utterly delighted.

  • @greggeiger7532
    @greggeiger7532 6 лет назад +82

    This shit is unfucking believable lol.

  • @woody9283
    @woody9283 6 лет назад +1632

    You gotta find the radio show where Hannity complains that Owls have a leftest agenda. ..yes Owls...the birds...few years back.

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 6 лет назад +71

      XD XD XD XD. I swear man... podcasts from alt right and alt left aligning retards are the best kind of dark humour.

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 6 лет назад +71

      *sigh* True Sven... but I hope you get my point. That is the very purpose of language. Things that weren't a thing end up being a thing because they serve a purpose. In this instance, the alt right are known to be the worst of a right wing based mentality. So the alt left beckons to represent, unofficially, the worst of a left wing based mentality. A for effort though for pointing that out.

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 6 лет назад +9

      I'm going to miss Sean Hannity.

    • @yellowgiant2632
      @yellowgiant2632 6 лет назад +74

      This shit is funny...when yr lawyer needs a lawyer, you need a lawyer. The US is just killing me 😂

    • @chellesama8256
      @chellesama8256 6 лет назад +40

      The owls are not what they seem! (I miss Twin Peaks.)

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates 6 лет назад +459

    Sean Hannity is so revolting to look at and to listen to. I hope they find mistresses and lots of other things in his past. Cohen only intimidates, what kind of things did he di for Hannity? Such rank hypocrisy.

    • @markcolley1914
      @markcolley1914 6 лет назад +6

      Vianney I totally agree with you

    • @grandebigy
      @grandebigy 6 лет назад +5

      I second that.

    • @WJRay44
      @WJRay44 6 лет назад +5

      Agree, Vianny. --Bill Ray

    • @sillyputty7641
      @sillyputty7641 6 лет назад +5

      Vianney something juicy no doubt.....stay tuned😆

    • @larryjohnny
      @larryjohnny 6 лет назад +7

      Vianney i agree with you 💯%❗️ . Hannity is pure right wing radio propaganda the original _fake news show_ and he's so greedy that his so-called program is filled to the brim with annoying commercials! He never takes calls from those who disagree and the worst part that's it's on every single channel in every market. I hope he goes to jail and loses every penny he made with his lying crappy show

  • @mrAkbad
    @mrAkbad 6 лет назад +255

    Did you see how fast Fox News talked about that subject? They mention Sean Hannity was his client and ended the entire report immediately! LOL

    • @akaimizu1
      @akaimizu1 6 лет назад +27

      Dre AKBAD Thornton I'm shocked they didn't immediately run a video of a highway car chase right afterwards. "By the way, take a look at this everyone!"

    • @mduckernz
      @mduckernz 6 лет назад +9

      akaimizu1 And sex-starved pandas!

    • @Incog2k6
      @Incog2k6 6 лет назад +11

      To think that Trump supporters and Conservatives truly believe that Fox are the only legit news outlet. Bunch of imbeciles.

    • @Windrake101
      @Windrake101 6 лет назад +2

      Incog2k6 Don't worry. Sinclair is right around the corner.

    • @davocreative
      @davocreative 6 лет назад +3

      yeah, when in trouble, report about totally not related "news" about food.

  • @wendyronk123
    @wendyronk123 6 лет назад +242

    What irony....Sean Hannity is guilty of "Fake News!!!!"
    Lololol !!!!!! 😂😂😂

    • @desertblbuesman
      @desertblbuesman 6 лет назад +3

      Wendy Ronk wow.. that came out of nowhere!

    • @basictechinformationservic6559
      @basictechinformationservic6559 6 лет назад

      Really? You get your news from failed so called comedians, what a loser, try getting some facts

    • @genghiskhan9269
      @genghiskhan9269 6 лет назад +11

      Wendy Ronk Sean Insanity Hannity invented fake news.

    • @basictechinformationservic6559
      @basictechinformationservic6559 6 лет назад

      Really? I fact check Sean, and am a Criminal Justice major with communications. You need to stop believing that half assed comedian as a credible news source. Stephen is lying, Sean Hannity NEVER hired Cohen as an Attorney.

  • @eugeneaxe
    @eugeneaxe 6 лет назад +66

    JON STEWART PICKED THE WORST TIME TO RETIRE.

  • @CrystalCoyoteX
    @CrystalCoyoteX 6 лет назад +99

    Sweet merciful Christ. Just when I thought we'd reached the bottom of the Cohen Trump Fox rabbit hole, we find this out? I'm glad Colbert could make me laugh about anything so terrifying... but... yikes???

    • @wyotech86
      @wyotech86 5 лет назад

      Show me the facts behind Stephens allegations!

  • @xender561
    @xender561 6 лет назад +189

    1:00 “Donald Trump flattened out by a rolling pin.”
    I died....

  • @bafs08
    @bafs08 6 лет назад +112

    I think it's time for another planned vacation at Fox.

    • @nicolepayne7243
      @nicolepayne7243 6 лет назад +2

      hahahaha

    • @HeHeeHeeheHe
      @HeHeeHeeheHe 6 лет назад +6

      Quick, what holiday is coming up?!
      Earth Day? Good enough.

    • @skbwolverine
      @skbwolverine 6 лет назад +1

      bafs08 Mar a Lago, perhaps? It's on us -- uh, I mean Donnie.

  • @508ctk
    @508ctk 6 лет назад +5

    "When your lawyer needs a lawyer, you need a lawyer." - Stephen Colbert
    😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯

  • @herrikudo
    @herrikudo 6 лет назад +59

    Probably your best segment since you were on the Report Stephen. And you've been killing it as it is

  • @sarkastikleader4708
    @sarkastikleader4708 6 лет назад +151

    Finding out that it was Sean Hannity will go down as one of the greatest moments in television history for me. Who the hell saw that coming?

    • @adaoraelliott9254
      @adaoraelliott9254 6 лет назад +9

      it was the season finally twist. But don't worry I hear the shoe got renewed for another 3 years so we won't get left on a cliffhanger.

    • @mojavedesert2610
      @mojavedesert2610 6 лет назад

      Sarkastik Leader 😂👍

  • @calibaby6913
    @calibaby6913 6 лет назад +63

    I have not seen Stephan this jubilant in a while, what I wouldn't give to have been in the room with Stephan when the news broke about Hannity.

  • @sd501st5
    @sd501st5 6 лет назад +6

    Wherever you are in the world right now, if you are really really quiet...
    ... you can hear Jon Stewart's ongoing laughter echoing in the distance.

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth 6 лет назад +24

    I would never want to play chess against Mueller. Or maybe I would to learn from a master. When he referred this part of the investigation to the district in New York, and thus Cohen under state jurisdiction, Trump will be unable to pardon his lawyer. Question is will Cohen ruin his career by going to jail, or ruin his career by cooperating with Mueller.

    • @wyotech86
      @wyotech86 5 лет назад

      What's your response today, to this statement you made 10 months ago? I'll wait

  • @LatifahEden
    @LatifahEden 6 лет назад +95

    Anybody who can take Donald Trump and Fox News seriously after this really deserves them 😑

    • @tombranch2261
      @tombranch2261 6 лет назад +4

      Fox News has long been exposed as a utter sham, all of its hosts have at one time or another, when confronted on their violation of journalistic ethics, have proclaimed it is merely Infotainment, and that they are not bound by said ethics because they are entertainers, not journalists, unfortunately, a large segment of the country continues to buy into this glorified propaganda network.

    • @orangetarantula2186
      @orangetarantula2186 6 лет назад +2

      I don't really take any news seriously anymore. Fox News, along with other networks, are complete BS, and they all have an agenda to push... (especially Fox haha)

    • @spiritusvini8129
      @spiritusvini8129 3 года назад

      And anyone who voted for Biden is a naive, blind moron. You people have no idea why he was given the election, fixed might I add but whatever. Let alone thinking we are a democracy when we are a republic. Secondly, believing everything the government alone says and if you know so much why trump is the first real president since Kennedy. Also what our own Secretary of State done in 1913 which enacted the federal reserve act giving us a centralized private bank not even associated wi Th our government printing our money! Conspiracy theories aren’t theories when they’re true.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 Год назад

      @@orangetarantula2186 that's an even worse assessment

  • @jessiesoul3821
    @jessiesoul3821 6 лет назад +136

    "Donald Trump flattened out by a rolling pin" 😂😂😂 Holy shit it actually does look that way

  • @darkspd31
    @darkspd31 6 лет назад +15

    Jon Stewart is like, "...Why did I retire!?!"

    • @wyotech86
      @wyotech86 5 лет назад

      He is actually very sad at how this "media comedy entertainment" has turned out and puts out everything except fact based statements

  • @natalie651
    @natalie651 6 лет назад +266

    Thanks for speaking for all lawyers, Mr. President. I love this habit you have of speaking for everyone when you know nothing and are a complete buffoon. As a lawyer, I can tell you I am neither deflated or concerned. I am hopeful. Hopeful that something incriminating will be found on you to bring you and your family down forever.

    • @maddooggg
      @maddooggg 6 лет назад +7

      lol you joke ass.. judges and prosecutors see right through the nonsense spewed by the left ! must suck parading thru life triggered, libtarded and proud.. seven more years of witch-hunting for you assclowns.. #MAGA

    • @JacWarner
      @JacWarner 6 лет назад +10

      Good on you for making the point. Entitled white men knowing everything about everyone. Have a good career girlfriend. Much love.

    • @JacWarner
      @JacWarner 6 лет назад +15

      maddooggg oh go away !!!

    • @DystopianUtopia8
      @DystopianUtopia8 6 лет назад +16

      Sounds like madpuppy is triggered. No need to hope. Hes going down. Faster than mad doggy on a republican.

    • @maddooggg
      @maddooggg 6 лет назад +5

      re "entitled white men" . how original.. typical rant right out of libtards playbook ! wow youre a genius.. idiot..

  • @alexwhite3682
    @alexwhite3682 6 лет назад +214

    The lego man didn't deserve that. 😂😂😂

  • @totalbliss1
    @totalbliss1 6 лет назад +68

    Jon Stewart..please come on the show and gloat on who you said was "the most loathsome dude" at Fox News. You so deserve this after calling him out on his hypocrisy for many years!!

  • @geforce1231
    @geforce1231 6 лет назад +55

    Please invite Jon Stewart to roast the Humpty Dumpty (Hannity) ... 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 6 лет назад +141

    *THIS IS A FOX NEWS SPECIAL REPORT*
    In a surprise twist, the third mystery client turned out to be our very own Sean Hannity. We will have more on this breaking story with an exclusive interview as soon as Sean returns from his coffee break.

    • @NathanTAK
      @NathanTAK 6 лет назад +16

      No no no, "Oh, so the third mystery client is Sean Hannity. We'll have a report on that tomorrow, now WHO'S READY FOR THE ALL-CHOCOLATE DIET TRICK" (or something)

    • @aquadoracastle2437
      @aquadoracastle2437 6 лет назад +15

      "Quick! Blame Obama for something! Zing! Let's bring up Hillary! Breaking news -- Aryan Blonde hair dye causes brain farts!"

    • @bra-balllegend3940
      @bra-balllegend3940 6 лет назад +2

      To hear Faux News tell it, he was only there to get them coffee in the first place. Hey, maybe George Papadopoulis needs a new gig?

    • @rosswhistleblower2771
      @rosswhistleblower2771 6 лет назад

      +Aquadora Castle totally expected response. You see, any direct comment, to awaken what is obviously wrong with Humans like you. My comments are valid. To not recognize the accomplishments and the Valour in his attempts to MAGA based on your interpretation. Is no Less rude and Brain dead than you accuse.
      You place yourself singular searching for a Lilly Pad. Your contempt of A-western leader is Unpatriotic and quite possibly Treasonous. Your fact-less rants are effective. But very dangerous as thousands will be enthralled with your bold fact-less comments. You are searching, but Confused. Your Statements directed by your, emotions, are obvious. I encourage you to look past your contempt for POTUS.

    • @rosswhistleblower2771
      @rosswhistleblower2771 6 лет назад

      +Aquadora Castle As our correspondence has soured. I do not believe you posses abilities , tools to direct comments of a serious matter. As a Retired professor majoring in acute Autism’s, one must know who they are as to act with responsible blind less ness to personal emotion.
      Free Council lol lol. As mentioned Retired. Do not erase our correspondence. It is expected, you will reply with Russian Bot, or White Supremos, as to feed the misconnected emotions, so obvious.
      Any further correspondence would require Personal Council with much time taken. Re-read And please act responsible if possible. Fact is exhilarating, one holds the trust to wait patiently in those of elected Office.........Patriotism.

  • @richardalexander5758
    @richardalexander5758 6 лет назад +33

    Hannity's job is/was to pretend to be a news caster, kind of like Stephen Colbert...only nobody told Faux viewers they're watching a comedy show.

    • @kilomilo917
      @kilomilo917 6 лет назад

      Richard Alexander wait fox news is a news show?

  • @brotherdarknessgaming4479
    @brotherdarknessgaming4479 6 лет назад +472

    #maga
    Making attorneys get attorneys

    • @lumen8341
      @lumen8341 6 лет назад +27

      this is the best one yet

    • @HorribleSonofa
      @HorribleSonofa 6 лет назад +11

      Bravo 👏

    • @n40tom
      @n40tom 6 лет назад +7

      Brother Darkness Gaming. That is great brother !!!

    • @nikkibeacth
      @nikkibeacth 6 лет назад +3

      Brother Darkness Gaming Lmao

    • @Kohdok
      @Kohdok 6 лет назад +17

      "My Attorney Got Arrested"

  • @ThePoppeFamily
    @ThePoppeFamily 6 лет назад +4

    I literally said the same thing that Colbert said right before he did: “I have never seen Muller smiling “

  • @desi1790
    @desi1790 6 лет назад +37

    🤣. These ladies need to set higher standards

    • @gigig6021
      @gigig6021 6 лет назад

      desi1790 not sure they're all ladies if you know what I mean?😉

  • @Informatic1
    @Informatic1 6 лет назад +216

    Jon Stewart should've come out for this one

    • @nikobatallones
      @nikobatallones 6 лет назад +13

      Lumpy has a lot of... lumping to do.

    • @ChallengerNetwork
      @ChallengerNetwork 6 лет назад +15

      "An Ode to Lumpy" would be a fitting title

    • @kittymagnum
      @kittymagnum 6 лет назад +6

      If Jon Stewart is there it gonna be hilarious, it’s like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert doing a choke slam on Sean Hannity!

    • @sinisterminister6478
      @sinisterminister6478 6 лет назад +4

      Jon's clown face von fuckstick is still the top name for Dump.

    • @charlieni645
      @charlieni645 6 лет назад +9

      "Jimmy, can you take the camera off me for a second?"

  • @boodang100
    @boodang100 6 лет назад +533

    When your lawyer needs a lawyer...you need a lawyer LOL

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 6 лет назад +35

      MAGA = My Attorney Got Arrested

    • @arig2514
      @arig2514 6 лет назад +2

      KEEP CALM and PLAY SOCCER IN YOUR PAJAMAS that’s more like it

    • @joekickass8943
      @joekickass8943 6 лет назад

      Stole your comment because it was only a reply, so others cant see it when hidden. You're welcome :)

    • @inclement8
      @inclement8 6 лет назад

      I know who I am! I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!!

    • @orangetarantula2186
      @orangetarantula2186 6 лет назад

      LATIN TRANSLATION: "Cum consultus tuus consultum requirat, consultum requiris."

  • @stevegovea1
    @stevegovea1 6 лет назад +16

    I see Kimmel doing what Stephen did after CNN announcement, lol.

  • @elizaolivia2253
    @elizaolivia2253 6 лет назад +36

    Stephen I love watching you so much that I don't even watch my own country's media! You are so entertaining... More than politics or any news in this world :)

    • @wyotech86
      @wyotech86 5 лет назад

      And you're the reason why America will fail of socialist democratic green new deal and open borders continues.. sheep being led by sheep

    • @kenek629
      @kenek629 2 года назад +1

      Why can I relate so heavy?! 😂 Ask me what's going on in the UK and I'd have no idea but I could tell you all about what's going on in the white house rn

  • @masterimbecile
    @masterimbecile 6 лет назад +190

    Trump did say he wanted to drain the swamp. I bet he never thought it'd happen this way.

    • @rebeccamd7903
      @rebeccamd7903 6 лет назад +2

      masterimbecile lol at least he’s fulfilling a campaign promise? 🤣 He probably should have thought of a better way to do it than implicating himself & everyone else.

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 6 лет назад

      XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD... so fucking true mate. You too close ma'an.

    • @bluesquirrel3919
      @bluesquirrel3919 6 лет назад

      @masterimbecile -- Sweetheart, trump was lyin'. Grab the reins dear.

    • @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
      @I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 6 лет назад +1

      right now he's swamping the drain tho

  • @DracoNobilis
    @DracoNobilis 6 лет назад +138

    I never wished for Jon Stewart to be here more than now, man 😂

    • @JBanchiere
      @JBanchiere 6 лет назад +5

      I think it's time for a week of him back on TDS as a guest anchor.

    • @Ghostryter81
      @Ghostryter81 6 лет назад +3

      Amen

    • @roskar
      @roskar 6 лет назад +1

      But the problem is that he dares criticizing Israel and the Democratic Party, a blasphemy!

  • @1992Sorcha1992
    @1992Sorcha1992 3 года назад +3

    I've watched this clip so many times! Its my favourite monologue of all time!

  • @breef.7374
    @breef.7374 6 лет назад +236

    Hmmm where are the Trump supporters at in the comments? Very quiet today 😉 wonder why?

    • @lumen8341
      @lumen8341 6 лет назад +74

      That's the weakest defense I've ever seen. You can't fail to address the actual points by whining "it's boring, yawn, over it"

    • @fezguy89
      @fezguy89 6 лет назад +47

      LEONIDAS context: "I know you are, but what am I?"

    • @fezguy89
      @fezguy89 6 лет назад +43

      LEONIDAS Context: "I know you are, but what am I?"

    • @fezguy89
      @fezguy89 6 лет назад +52

      LEONIDAS Context: " la la la, I can't hear you, you're all dumb, la la la"

    • @fezguy89
      @fezguy89 6 лет назад +49

      LEONIDAS context: " I've got nothing witty to say back. I give up."

  • @ldfrazi
    @ldfrazi 6 лет назад +45

    I stop watching the news for a week and half just to have a peace of mind and then come back to this! "Where's my popcorn" I'm about to be watching CNN for a week!!!!

  • @ChaoticComic
    @ChaoticComic 6 лет назад +46

    Oh man, hearing this my reaction was "Today is going to be a good day."🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @DoxRap
    @DoxRap 6 лет назад +5

    Sean Hannity's gotta get away moment is brought to you by, Southwest Airlines.

  • @fclavijo
    @fclavijo 6 лет назад +4

    Great one.

  • @spiderbeef23
    @spiderbeef23 6 лет назад +28

    I’m sorely disappointed that Jon’s not there to share this moment

  • @ARepublicIfYouCanKeepIt
    @ARepublicIfYouCanKeepIt 6 лет назад +276

    If this doesn't result in Mr. Hannity's termination from Fox News...
    It's simply inexcusable that Mr. Hannity covered news about President Trump and Michael Cohen without disclosing this flagrant conflict of interest.

    • @Littlething41
      @Littlething41 6 лет назад +10

      FLAGRANT!!! Dare I say audacious much??? Besides how many times he mentions being a Christian! Just leave it out!

    • @breef.7374
      @breef.7374 6 лет назад +1

      I agree, but how would he go about doing that? Like “oh by the way he’s my lawyer too but don’t look in to it too much please thaaaaaaaaanks.”

    • @lumen8341
      @lumen8341 6 лет назад +18

      like they said on CNN, he could have easily said "by the way, in the interests of full disclosure, i've gone to the man for legal advice once or twice but haven't retained him, so i know him somewhat". not that fuckin' hard

    • @dragoncannetabile
      @dragoncannetabile 6 лет назад +10

      If people, especially Trump supporters, still can't put 2 and 2 together, humanity is fucked.

    • @ericf3688
      @ericf3688 6 лет назад +3

      lol triggered much?

  • @oxdhaoxt3694
    @oxdhaoxt3694 6 лет назад +4

    The world is literally sitting behind their phones, TVs, tablets and laughing at us.

  • @sherlespencer5956
    @sherlespencer5956 6 лет назад +9

    Oh please bring Jon Stewart on to talk about this! That would be hilarious!

  • @shravansatyanarayan4390
    @shravansatyanarayan4390 6 лет назад +105

    Hannity says Cohen and him never discussed anything that involved a third party. Unless he was suing himself how is that even possible!!! And Attorney Client privilege doesn't exist if Hannity ain't Cohen's client. Also, he was singing Cohen's praises on his show all along, how's it not a conflict of interest!!!

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 6 лет назад +6

      Yes, we'll see if Fox manages to deflect this too... and they are very, very good at deflecting... or if they'll actually stand up for their last shred of journalistic integrity and fire that ass hat.

    • @calibaby6913
      @calibaby6913 6 лет назад +3

      Sean on his radio show stated that mostly he talked to Cohen for advice about real estate and it was only a few times so that is why he is stating their conversations never involved a third party. Do I believe him? no, but that is why he is stating that. As for if its a conflict of interest this gets a bit tricky because if he only ever sought advice from Cohen without payment then he was not actually a client and therefore it's not fully a conflict of interest just highly unethical not to disclose that information. Now if it comes out he has in the past used him as a lawyer and paid him for his services then yes that is a conflict of interest and at the very least he gets the boot from Fox News.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 6 лет назад +7

      Breanna Boyer
      The trick, though, is that Cohen testified he was a client under oath and under threat of perjury. Even if that was a lie, Hannity still needs to be removed because either way a lot of news is going to be about him for the next several weeks. He's either damaging past integrity or future integrity, it doesn't much matter which.

    • @calibaby6913
      @calibaby6913 6 лет назад +3

      Daniel Gehring Oh don’t get me wrong I do 100% agree what he did,as I said, was highly unethical and he should have to face ramifications for his actions. I just have no faith in Fox to ever do the right thing until they are backed into a corner. I was just stating as of right now it’s not truly a conflict of interest because we just have Cohens testimony to go off of.

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 6 лет назад

      Breanna Boyer
      I would think Cohen would know the difference between being someones lawyer and giving advice to a friend about real estate. Otherwise why would he name Hannity to the feds as a client?

  • @tanekabellamy6342
    @tanekabellamy6342 6 лет назад +115

    Lmao when your lawyer needs a lawyer you need a lawyer lmfaooo!!!!

    • @emcee5922
      @emcee5922 6 лет назад

      Taneka Bellamy Galino & Farnes

    • @sharonconway4303
      @sharonconway4303 6 лет назад +1

      Why are you even on this page? It's comedy, for God's sake. Something we see so little of in this administration. So home to Trump. He misses your dirty mouth.

    • @marklana
      @marklana 6 лет назад +1

      It sounds better in Latin!!! lol

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 6 лет назад

      More like... "When your lawyer needs a lawyer you need a world class plastic surgeon... and a identity document counterfeit master craftsman."

    • @DJHise
      @DJHise 6 лет назад

      Dev Oh,
      Everyone here knows he's the president of the US. That has nothing to do with the discussion. What's more relevant to the conversation, is Trump's complete lack of virtues as a human being.
      Your approval of Trump is troubling.
      If you are going to idolize someone, maybe don't pick the incestuous pedophile who openly sexualizes his infant daughters repeatedly on tape.
      Maybe find someone who doesn't siphon money from charity donations meant for cancer-children.
      Maybe don't idolize the guy who is staffing every possible federal position and cabinet member with someone with a vested interest to sabotage the effectiveness of the part of government (the definition of corruption). Pick any position from staffing lobbyists with tobacco shares in charge of public awareness of smoking problems, to fossil fuel interests heading the EPA, to Verizon pundits selling out public internet freedoms and trashing net neutrality to make the ISP's more money.
      Maybe don't pick the traitor who colludes with foreign hostile powers in a deliberate effort to undermine our democracy, and openly advocates foreign cyber-attacks against the US government laced in the middle of his speeches.
      Maybe don't pick the wanna-be-Orwellian-tyrant who specifically bans and de-legitimatizes all US press the instant they ask him a hard question, in an ongoing attempt to suppress all criticism (including attempts to revoke multiple constitutional protections like free speech).
      Maybe don't look up to the guy who kept a book of Hitler speeches in his nightstand and would occasionally page through it at night (according to Ivana Trump). Trump's defense of his Hitler book is it was a gift, but that he would never read it... as if the act of reading it is why people are concerned.
      Maybe don't admire the guy who repeatedly makes racist comments, implements racist policies (systematically evacuating black employees from his casinos, systematically denying housing to black apartment renters, etc), who was repeatedly sued for discrimination by the justice department, and who systematically retweets posts from white supremacy twitter channels.
      Maybe don't pick the guy who has one of the strongest documented records of pathological lying for a US political office, who lasted until March before having his first lie-free day.
      Maybe don't praise the guy who defrauds everyone he can by failing to pay countless employees and contracts what he owes them. Several hundred of liens and suits from employees and contractors are known from painters, plumbers, waitresses, construction workers, etc. Trump has even failed to pay members of his own campaign team and even defrauded the Freedom Kids who sang at his rallies (North Korea Style). His lawyers strong arm most of his victims by threatening to create a legal quagmire of filings and counter suits that could entrench them in years of legal fees.

  • @hatfieldrick
    @hatfieldrick 6 лет назад +16

    when a lawyer needs a lawyer, comin' thru the lies...

  • @msfair3625
    @msfair3625 5 лет назад +1

    I come back to watch this particular show when I'm sad. Cheers me right up.

  • @TorchbearerOfReach
    @TorchbearerOfReach 6 лет назад +42

    Man, it's one hell of a Stormy season, Jon Stewart must be dancing on top of his cabin right now.
    Can't wait for John Oliver to get his slice of the Hannity pie.

    • @HinataChick38
      @HinataChick38 6 лет назад +1

      Maximillian Thermidor I look forward to John's take on this.

  • @treniawilson1426
    @treniawilson1426 6 лет назад +26

    My guess is Sean Hannity had no idea he would be caught up!!

  • @TaylordSpirit
    @TaylordSpirit 6 лет назад +27

    Monologue Gold! 😂😂😂😂

  • @vaylonkenadell
    @vaylonkenadell 6 лет назад +28

    Go for the jugular, Stephen. Trump and his supporters deserve no quarter -- no mercy.

  • @RedroomStudios
    @RedroomStudios 6 лет назад +401

    man... this Trump train wreck is putting script writers to shame. you really could not make this stuff up in a million years!

    • @CButtonshaw
      @CButtonshaw 6 лет назад +7

      "nah we can't do that. not believable"

    • @BambuSouljaBlessUP
      @BambuSouljaBlessUP 6 лет назад

      Ya know this is a non issue if you open yourself up to the bigger issues and problems ! Check out David Icke ! Please ✌🏼

    • @jeffunderwood6235
      @jeffunderwood6235 6 лет назад +1

      RedroomStudios ruclips.net/video/uy0bF-PFpFI/видео.html
      Here is what Hillary stood for

    • @wsironda
      @wsironda 6 лет назад

      Welcome to American

    • @suzettefiggs6050
      @suzettefiggs6050 6 лет назад

      RedroomStudios lol, you just can't make this kinda of stuff up.

  • @Giulsgiuls93
    @Giulsgiuls93 6 лет назад +84

    Man I was hoping Jon Stewart would come out to talk about Sean Hannity

    • @yellowonesdontstop
      @yellowonesdontstop 6 лет назад +4

      Giulia Guarienti Get him off the farm!! I want to see them spoon!

    • @Niimotei
      @Niimotei 6 лет назад +1

      Giulia Guarienti I miss Jon Stewart so much, too.

  • @thesterndragoon9159
    @thesterndragoon9159 6 лет назад +1

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. That reaction was PRICELESS!

  • @iluvdogs1430
    @iluvdogs1430 6 лет назад +3

    Colbert - Nailed it!!!

  • @jyp8709
    @jyp8709 6 лет назад +28

    2:56 Colbert just sounds soooo genuinely giddy I couldn’t help but burst out laughing 😂😂 he sounds like a kid who just got a brand new computer for Christmas or something

  • @1houroflove186
    @1houroflove186 6 лет назад +53

    4:45 "What else haven't you (Sean Hannity) been telling us? That you share a barber with the LEGO man?"

  • @redstonecasey4713
    @redstonecasey4713 6 лет назад +4

    He's right, it does sound classier in Latin:
    Et cum vestris legisperitum, et habet sua causidicum, vos postulo causidicum.

  • @udoodu8023
    @udoodu8023 6 лет назад +4

    Rock on, Stephen!!! Love it!!!

  • @errorusernamenotfound9013
    @errorusernamenotfound9013 6 лет назад +26

    "Lordy, I hope there are tapes."

  • @Hibonbon
    @Hibonbon 6 лет назад +65

    I was wondering why I told myself to never watch Fox News. Then that clip of Sean saying Halloween teaches kids on how to be liberal. Now I remember why I stopped

  • @brendancolliander4438
    @brendancolliander4438 6 лет назад +10

    Lawlllllllz Halloween is a hand out that's so dumb

  • @Beacuzz
    @Beacuzz 6 лет назад +9

    He sheads lawyers faster then wives!!!
    Dude that's brutal... honest but brutal

  • @rasmie8858
    @rasmie8858 6 лет назад +143

    This shit can't get any better. Loving it.

  • @Supernov4
    @Supernov4 6 лет назад +63

    When you elect a clown, a circus is what you'll get. It's been comedic gold from the get go and shows no slowing down, in fact quite the opposite.

    • @thisislaflaretv5250
      @thisislaflaretv5250 6 лет назад

      R3I mind if I use that. Brilliant

    • @Supernov4
      @Supernov4 6 лет назад

      Feel free

    • @sambrenna7989
      @sambrenna7989 6 лет назад

      HIGH ENERGY
      Conservatives don't understand, ignorance and voter apathy are what got Trump elected. Libtards will be turning out in force to correct the damage Cuckservatives are currently doing to this country and her people.

  • @MarkJoseph4
    @MarkJoseph4 3 года назад +3

    Remember when this was a thing for you guys? Oh my. Hope everyone is staying safe and well

  • @laydieelle7069
    @laydieelle7069 6 лет назад +2

    After seeing Stephen lounging on that chair with a glass of wine, I'm pretty sure this isn't a family show anymore.

  • @oldmanramblingatclouds
    @oldmanramblingatclouds 6 лет назад +126

    Yeah, Stephen's reaction was pretty much mine as well :)

  • @karonmcgregor4753
    @karonmcgregor4753 6 лет назад +74

    What gives you the impression that Colbert is loving this? Lol

    • @purpleblah2
      @purpleblah2 6 лет назад +12

      karon mcgregor the part where he rubbed his nipples in ecstasy?

    • @leetraviusmckay314
      @leetraviusmckay314 6 лет назад +1

      He struggled with his monologue 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 6 лет назад +3

      I'm frankly surprised he didn't have to awkwardly hold a textbook in front of his crotch the whole time.

  • @coltafanan
    @coltafanan 6 лет назад +2

    Can the Late Show be replayable on Neflex? I'd binge watch that all year...

  • @marialawson75
    @marialawson75 6 лет назад +2

    When your lawyer needs a lawyer, you need a lawyer. Lmao

  • @ninadiamant8937
    @ninadiamant8937 6 лет назад +410

    I've never wanted to watch a video with two dudes spooning so much.

    • @chibiy1913
      @chibiy1913 6 лет назад +15

      Riley Smith please jon is obviously the smol bean, he'll be little spoon!

    • @geekfreak2000
      @geekfreak2000 6 лет назад +8

      They can both be little spoon! They can switch after a while❤

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude 6 лет назад +10

      Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha I can't breathe hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha OMG, OMG, OMG, I can't BREATHE!

    • @Lumibear.
      @Lumibear. 6 лет назад +2

      Hahaha, this comment thread is delightful, cheers guys.

    • @DovahGirlie
      @DovahGirlie 6 лет назад +1

      My body is ready!

  • @alexandrearrive6199
    @alexandrearrive6199 6 лет назад +61

    *Yo dawg! Heard you needed a lawyer.*
    So I gave your lawyer a lawyer, so he could defend your lawyer when your lawyer isn't defending you!

  • @ThisCharmingMan1984
    @ThisCharmingMan1984 6 лет назад +3

    I think, when Stephen was almost catatonic with euphoria in the chair, they should have had the song “I Touch Myself” by the Divinyls playing over the top of it.
    I imagine, Mr. Colbert was probably “pitching a tent” when he heard the news about Hannity, and was clearly close to “touching himself” in that chair.
    I think only the cameras and the studio audience are what restrained him.
    Before he even got to the bit about Hannity, you could hear the excitement in his voice. He could barely restrain himself. His voice quavered several times during the opening bit.
    I know the feeling, as I’m sure most people do, when you can barely control your voice when you’re excited to say something, but you’re also trying not to let on until the moment of the big reveal.
    One of the best Colbert monologues I’ve ever seen, and that is saying something, when you consider how good he’s been over the years.

  • @jannagriffith5101
    @jannagriffith5101 3 года назад +2

    Ooh lordy... Stephen laying back in that couch got me weak at the knees 😍

  • @carlomanabat9200
    @carlomanabat9200 6 лет назад +215

    Jimmy Kimmel 1 - 0 Sean Hannity

    • @rdsasuke1
      @rdsasuke1 6 лет назад +1

      what happened between those two ?

    • @messy352
      @messy352 6 лет назад +5

      John Carlo Manabat : That is exactly what I was thinking!

    • @leetraviusmckay314
      @leetraviusmckay314 6 лет назад +3

      Kimmel made fun of Melania and Hannity defended her

    • @carlomanabat9200
      @carlomanabat9200 6 лет назад

      Back View
      Here you go bud: ruclips.net/video/9mpwlkc2a5s/видео.html

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 6 лет назад +10

      John Carlo Manabat Kimmel showed a lot of restraint covering that last night. I’m both impressed and disappointed.

  • @bearheart2009
    @bearheart2009 6 лет назад +129

    Stephen is so over-excited lol. In his defense it _is_ sweet, sweet karma.

    • @moyadapne968
      @moyadapne968 6 лет назад +5

      Simply...stop. Unless you're playing devil's advocate, in which case, play on you warrior.

    • @darthblackandmild1742
      @darthblackandmild1742 6 лет назад +1

      LEONIDAS
      It’s funny when poor people like you think their opinion matters😂 silly peasant.

  • @alexisgrunden1556
    @alexisgrunden1556 6 лет назад +4

    Things have finally gotten so insane Stephen has forgotten how words work~😂😂😂😂

  • @TTillahFK
    @TTillahFK 6 лет назад +4

    "We'll just spooon" :D

  • @flaviantropy
    @flaviantropy 6 лет назад +131

    Sean Hannity just wanted a group discount on legal fees

    • @eduardoclavijo566
      @eduardoclavijo566 6 лет назад

      your wrong he wanted group sex ( trump, putin and hannity) god, to watch that you need a strong stomach

    • @nunnayrbznez7745
      @nunnayrbznez7745 6 лет назад +1

      friends and family discount

  • @ibrahimchowdhury9779
    @ibrahimchowdhury9779 6 лет назад +183

    Wow every night Colbert delivers a killer monologue and keeps raising the bar. Tonight is no different. I was in hysterics!!!!

    • @MeredithAnne88
      @MeredithAnne88 6 лет назад +2

      I love Stephen Colbert.

    • @X-Factor-22
      @X-Factor-22 6 лет назад +3

      LEONIDAS
      Yeah especially the Orange orangutans😳....😂

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 6 лет назад +2

      +LEONIDAS I know, right? Especially that orange one.

    • @X-Factor-22
      @X-Factor-22 6 лет назад

      Steve Miller
      Yeah yeah, like you guys on the other side of the pond got it soooo good!

  • @kcoup1626
    @kcoup1626 6 лет назад +1

    One of Stephen's best monologues EVER!

  • @SNUPE_FOXX92
    @SNUPE_FOXX92 6 лет назад +2

    I love the overwhelming lack of chill Stephen has 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @annetted5794
    @annetted5794 6 лет назад +265

    The spooning John Stewart part tho 😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😂

    • @CLBreese
      @CLBreese 6 лет назад +3

      I just wanna see...too cute

    • @MisteRRYouTuby
      @MisteRRYouTuby 6 лет назад +2

      This was so shocking that he forgot to say "We got a great show for you tonight!"

    • @ericandy88
      @ericandy88 6 лет назад

      Given the juiciness of this story, this was one time breaking up the monologue was necessary. They finished it after the commercial.

  • @MichelleC50
    @MichelleC50 6 лет назад +83

    vociferously.....reflexive propagandist
    *sips coffee*
    Colbert is most likely undefeated in any Scrabble game ever.

  • @josearanda526
    @josearanda526 6 лет назад +3

    Stephen is killing it!

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 лет назад +10

    Too funny That Hannity was outed! Sweet Justice~

    • @wyotech86
      @wyotech86 5 лет назад

      But...... Where are the facts and proof? You're going off what a liar and a talk host "said". ....