Stephen Breaks Down Sam Nunberg's Breakdown
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 4 мар 2018
- Colbert had a monologue full of perfectly good tariff humor ready to go. Then former Trump aide Sam Nunberg got on TV.
Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel HERE: bit.ly/ColbertRUclips
For more content from "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", click HERE: bit.ly/1AKISnR
Watch full episodes of "The Late Show" HERE: bit.ly/1Puei40
Like "The Late Show" on Facebook HERE: on. 1df139Y
Follow "The Late Show" on Twitter HERE: bit.ly/1dMzZzG
Follow "The Late Show" on Google+ HERE: bit.ly/1JlGgzw
Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram HERE: bit.ly/29wfREj
Follow "The Late Show" on Tumblr HERE: bit.ly/29DVvtR
Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.
Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE: bit.ly/12rLxge
Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! bit.ly/1OQA29B
---
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes. 
Развлечения
jake tapper keeping a straight face thru the interview. a emmy award performance if ever i saw one.
Sometimes... ratings gold just happens. Sam Nunberg made the circuit yesterday .
I believe Jake Tapper of CNN & Ari Melber of MSNBC got the best interviews...
As it was said before:
*ELECT A CLOWN, EXPECT A CIRCUS*
gaelekshee looks like a computer generated comment lol
Jason Blade Ringling brothers feels relavent again.
And what a clown he is: Unemployment is down, illegal immigration is down, the Dow is up, the nation's growth rate rose for the first time in 12 years (I wonder if you even know what that means), ISIS has been pummeled in the Middle East, and Americans feel more financially secure than any time in modern history. And we have a president who doesn't apologize to other nations. What the hell more do you want? He's done more in one year than Obama did in 8. And look at the mess he left...the greatest debt in American history, DACA which he knew would implode in 2018, ACA, which he knew would implode in 2018. I think you are more of a clown! And what have you done for America with your hummingbird brain?
Washington Watchdog Trump inherited low unemployment numbers from Obama. Since 2011, the unemployment rate has steadily declined from a high of 9.6 percent following the Great Recession. It was 4.8 percent in January 2017, when Trump took the oath of office, and it was 4.1 percent in the December 2017employment report.
"There's a sucker born every minute." P.T. Barnum
High-five to the writers who pulled that off so quickly! Great work!
Colbert and his writers are on a par with the golden age of SNL. I'd consider this the ultimate compliment.
Well not quite. No one has ever had such great material handed to them.
stephen Colbert is full of lies,
the phantom menace sucks
I've never been a big fan of Saturday Night Live. I'm just glad so many talented comics got thier start there.
How did Jake Tapper keep a straight face throughout that whole thing? I was gasping and laughing the whole time Nunberg was talking. Also the audience tonight was so into it and I'm loving it.
Nunburg is that innocent girl in the car after getting pulled over😂Exposing all the details!
"If im going down... *WE ALL GOIN' DOWN"*
Tuna Lmaoo
Tuna
You forgot the pardoner in chief.
This administration is full of stable geniuses 🤣
As opposed to free range? I'm surprised Trump doesn't shoot his aides when broken.
I don't think he needs to testify anymore. He just did
Seriously, where does Trump find these people?!
Eckhart of the Cygnus Knights I think he tried to use those hiring sites on the internet...what were the names? Oh yeah, the RussianConnection.com, Russian-R-Us.net and PeePeeTape.Nyet.
Jake Tapper is a national treasure. I imagine he makes that face in a courageous attempt to stop himself from laughing hysterically at his guest. Remember that Roy Moore spokesman?
My god, that was priceless. I doubt I'll ever get to see that fly-trap expression on live t.v. again.
At 8:14 Jon plays the opening chords to Jailhouse Rock. Another subtle, clever musical reference.
I am eagerly awaiting Mueller's inevitable book about the investigation when it's all over.....
"Art of the Plea Deal".
You gotta hand it to Stephen Colbert. He gets a last-minute news bomb and he can improvise on a dime.
They are all awesome!!
"Scumbriefcase" is such a satisfying insult, wow.
“There is nobody who hates him more than me” Have you met Melania? BURN!!!!
Join The Royal Manticoran Navy my friend that part was sick
He can't spare an hour or 2 to cough up the emails but he can spend all day giving interviews lol
Colbert uploading his monologue early and it's not broken up into 3 parts, what!?
Whoever was in charge of uploading the video this channel, I hope you stay and that the other guy is gone.
Law Zy
...and rearranged randomly.
I wouldn't get your hopes up, it was probably an overeager intern that uploaded it prematurely and now has been disciplined for it
Nah, I have a feeling that they crunched the numbers and because Stephen gets massive numbers for his Trump-based monologue clips, they're going to reap that popularity for the entire monologue as well as push up the video to 10+ minutes (which, if their agreement with RUclips is anything like it is for other uploaders, they get more money for it)
There is no breakpoint in this monologue. The entirety is on one topic.
+Coyote also it seems that they did indeed hurry up to come with the monologue so soon after the facts, making it harder to divide it into sections. A telling point is that all the other monologues are properly subtitled, but this one is not.
This is amazing. It's like they're TRYING to get themselves arrested and i love it
IanDaquips2 the theory on fark.com is yeah - 'cause it's a better alternative to "unknown substance" poisoning (see BBC news about poisoned "spy" in UK today)
trump only hires the "best" people aka the most unqualified, most incompetent, and dumbest people around
Honestly, you could hear the clink of a glass hitting the table a few times during his interviews.
Probably figure they're gonna get house arrest. Hee hee hee... Sure.
You missed the best clip where Erin Burnett told him she can smell alcohol on his breath. The dude was liquored up.
Problem is Erin Burnett runs right around the time they film the show :/
Mueller is going to break nunberg without breaking a sweat.
Nunberg did that to himself. You know anyone who has ever had a nervous breakdown? Because that's _exactly_ what one sounds like.
Pretty sure dude already broke.
Drm R .....it makes meuller look like he has nothing. He is down to questioning a nobody,.. that was fired by Trump 3 years ago. You have been "investigating Trump for nearly 2 years,..... you are down to questioning this nobody????
Drm R lol dems are going to let trump serve and wait before next election to drop the bomb...
P -Mac ... the only bombshell....is when Nunez releases the memo that shows all the crimes and corruption from Obama, Clinton, DOJ and the FBI.
A single-video monologue?! What is this trickery!? NO, WAIT! KEEP DOING IT! WE LOVE IT, WE PROMISE!
Jake's face that whole interview was priceless.
You know, I like to imagine, how Jake's doing fistpumps and is high-fiving the cameraman, after that interview was over.
Jake Tapper has the patience of a saint
socrappyicoulddie he knows the best thing to do is let the guy speak haha
socrappyicoulddie I think Jake actually felt sorry for the guy
+socrappyicoulddie
I was quiet impressed. He kept such a straight face through that.
Now, if only you could get Jake to stop drinking from the toilet.
Look at that facial expression. It's like he's watching the guy slit his wrists on national TV, knowing that there's no point calling 911 because they'll get there too late anyway.
"Absolutely nyet."
"I'm not cooperating arrest me!"
Nunberg is setting up an insanity defense.
Well played, Sam, well played.
Nah, he's just looking for attention. He'll fold like a NY slice of pizza.
garrithscots lol
garrithscots I think he'll go to rehab before Friday and that's why he doesn't think he'll get arrested if he doesn't go in on Friday.
If you watch the jake tapper interview, it's extremely clear Nunberg is intoxicated af. He slurred and repeated himself and was incoherent several times.
can you blame nutberg, the guy is scared shitless and has no intention of going down for anyone, especially not trump and his band of Russian colluders.
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Lmfao
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor orange,
I need no sympathy!
Easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low.
I smell vanilla extract, Pam and quaaludes?
Blow into this...
what is love, baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more
Yeah, but all of Nunberg's tough-guy talk began to fade once he sobered up a little and now he seems to be recognizing that he'll just have to cooperate. But what a day he had!
What is this? A full uncut monologue?!?! Am i having a stroke 😂😂
Who'd have ever thought an entire administration would go to jail? I guess there really _is_ a first time for everything.
Benmore Peak yeah, from what I heard, the Reagan administration only had like 30% of its people on trials. I could be wrong. It was so long ago. Trump is setting a new record.
Note to justice department: "You're gonna need a bigger prison!"
Benmore Peak Good point. Former presidents have libraries, statues or foundations as legacy. For the current administration it may well be a federal prison building annex.
The fact that Nunberg said he was going to tear up the subpoena (and the smearing of Mueller's reputation by Trump and some prominent Republicans) makes me think perhaps the entire Mueller investigation will end with Trump imprisoning Mueller (he will find a way), ending in some sort of Constitutional crisis. Which is why I have been advocating use of force by an angry mob or angry individual Congressman to end this ridiculous embarrassment of an administration. Trump and his flunkies are so over-the-top morally compromised, I truly believe they are going to take things pretty far before they are willing to cooperate with the legal system. Why wait until things are incredibly dire instead of just dire? Trump could be arrested and imprisoned today if someone (Flake?) would simply take action. Or have the nut 5150d to the nearest locked mental ward. Let's get the dirty rotten scoundrels out of Washington DC. Believe it or not, there actually exist decent people that can take over.
Muellers gonna need buses for the final round of arrests!
This shit was another level. Bravo.
waterboarding is going to start looking good to them by the time Mueller gets done with them.
🤣😹😂 You make this nightmare just so much easier to handle!
Seems like the Trumptanic struck a Nunberg today...
Thank you for having the entire monologue in one video!! 👍🏻
So... He thinks Trump is an idiot... But won't honour the subpoena and help them investigate Trump?
The guy publicly saying he wont honour a subpoena doesn't really have the right to call anyone else an idiot though
So this is what Trump meant by the "best people."
lol
Yeah-- what other people generally think of as "profound and unbelievable morons". And that may be an insult to morons.
Forgot Paul, you’re the best mankind has to offer
Paul T Sjordal yup the best snitches in the country
40% leave, the other 40% are being subpoenaed, and the remainder are the exact opposite of what their job title is...deVos never went to public school and doesn't send her daughter (and so doesn't know anything about heading the Public School system), and the head of FEMA said that helping PR was "the most difficult logistical challenge the US has ever faced".
...nun sounds like he trying telling someone to delete emails via the media...
Aw man, I was really hoping Colbert would cover Erin Burnett's interview with Nunberg. She literally asks him if he's been drinking lmao.
Daniel Bermudez
Oh lord...really? 😂😂
Daniel Bermudez or anything else.
He says 80 hours of preperation would be needed on the emails alone... Search Bannon in your e-mail browser and mark all, forward it. 'Bout 2 mins actually.
You're forgetting about all those pesky incriminating emails he must first delete. Bit hard to remove those without some effort. But there is another way to do this just make all of your email correspondence become public like you (Numbnuts) expected Hillary to do ;-)
Nah, it actually would take some time.
E-Mails been sent by multiple accounts he would have to make absolutly sure that he won’t forget even a single one - so no „auto-click“ but double check the old way... still... it‘s a case of most importance. To complain about some hours of work in this case is just super lame... but well, he can go straight to jail if he is so desperate to want to...
I assume he's unemployed now so why care how long it takes. Just grab a beer and start.
Emil Guldmann He said he had to go through them. Maybe he doesn't want Mueller to see all of them.
Robin Potter - ya think?
I can't wait till they do a movie based on this season of America
Darron Pirtheesingh haha ever seen house of cards cos this is pretty on the nose even the guy who wrote the book
shadowflex nope though people keep telling me to watch it lol
Wont know how to label it, wait.. How about a thriller, comedy, suspense, horror?
It’s a live stream and still not over yet 😓
i love the smell of treason in the morning
I dislike the illogical reference to 'treason'.... but love the Apocalypse Now reference. Well done.
Jake Tapper's face at the end is priceless 🤣
Jean Roch ,.... Yesh, I know. He has that leftwing sourpuss expression on his face
Paul Carpool go fuck yourself.
Jean Roch ..... what other response would I expect from a Leftie?? Not surprising.....
Jean Roch .... spoken like a true, miserable Loser leftie. Shows what much of the left are:. Haters.
Paul Carpool you make your bed, you sleep in it, fuckhead. What, did you expect educated people would just keep on being polite while you insult them ? You're like a flat-earther, reasoned arguments are lost on you, and since I can't bash you skull in through RUclips I will take a page off your book and treat you like the shit you are. When you've had enough, just change your behaviour. Now fuck right off.
It's weird, this makes me think about "The Manchurian candidate" movie.
It looks like the Russians programmed all the republicans with a chip to obey their commands but in case of failure, they also programmed them to auto destroy themselves.
I think Nunberg himself made that comparison.
It seems to me that something went horribly wrong in programming all these Russian stooges in trumpland
Somebody pressed the self-destruct button lol, great analogy you suggested.
Or all the Republicans have been receiving Russian money via the NRA. This came out a while back in the news. Hmmm . . . .
@@bellas.9253 honestly this, this is my issue with the Republican party. I think the NRA has been laundering money for Russia to fund the party and drive parts of their doctrine and get them to slowly, surely and secretly spread and we wont notice till it's almost or already too late.
Hurry up Mueller pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!:)
lilian alcasid hes not gunna do shit to right before next election so dems win
I am okay with Mueller going as slow as possible if that means that he's getting everything correct. Hoping that's the strategy anyway
Major investigations like these take a lot longer than people tend to think. If anything, he's going quite quickly.
No way let him take him time. I love imagining them having restless nights waiting for Mueller to come get them.
1 year update.
Still waitin’.
I'm still amazed how many controversies they can cause every week. No rest past year.
The sky must BE FALLING CAUSE IT IS ACTUALLY A FULL MONOLOGUE, THIS IS MORE RARE THAN WINNING THE LOTTERY!!!!!
Well America. When did you decide to exchange the presidency with the Three Stooges remake.
“I won’t cooperate, you can’t make me! Now let me tell the press everything, Mueller will never know.”
Holy! Manic swing... someone get him his meds quick!
That interview was pretty nuts. Loved how Nunberg said he wasn't making the decision because he found an incriminating email, and couldn't have, because he hadn't even bothered to look at his emails... and then three minutes later said he made the decision while going through his old emails.
Not sure what his angle was, but it sure as hell wasn't very convincing. Can only assume going to prison for contempt seemed the better option to him.
10:44 "All of Jake Tapper's feelings this afternoon could be summed up by this one face", Stephen Colbert
hahahah haha haha yup
$20 says Nunberg had a bit too much alcohol that night....
Also, I wonder what Fox News is showing right now?
Actually, I think he had a LOT too much alcohol that night....
sneakyjames01 - they're probably showing cartoons.
Judi O'Regan or talking about cheese burger emojis 😂😂😂
I wonder who's gonna play Sam Nunberg on SNL...It's going to be hilarious😂😂😂😂
Leslie Jones! lol
Mary D. 28 Danny Devito 😀
Darrell Hammond.
Melissa McCarthy should be good for the role. Nunberg's essentially an even more off-the-handle version of Sean Spicer
Rosencrantz Yeah the compulsive liar “My wife Heather Locklear.” “Who I’ve seen naked.” Exactly the same as this Weasel🤣
I am so glad this got uploaded early. Usually it doesnt get uploaded until like 2 a.m.
MeApocalypse I know right?
4am EST
Justin Bailey hopefully they do it this early from now on
Yes. Barely survived the weekend without my Colbert fix
MeApocalypse that would be cool with me, by the way you have 11,000 more subscribers than I do good for you!
Jake Tapper's eyebrows are the black hole of concern
I love this more than my kids! Oh my god. This dude knows that he's in trouble and he's just letting shit fly! He just called trump an idiot in national tv and I'm happier than I've ever been!
Brie Stoll as your battery powered best friend makes you smile
Brie Stoll 😂😹🤣
Robert Perkins actually, unlike you, I'm perfectly capable of getting a woman off by hand. But thanks for playing.
Can't take your eye off the news for more than a minute before some new bombshell comes out!
The "Nunberg Trials" is going to be interesting.
Extra popcorn on order...
Andy Lee Robinson: "Nunberg Trials" - perfect!
Andy Lee Robinson 😃 Not everyone will get that one👏👏👏👍
Sol, don't sink to their level! They deserve to serve their time, not escape from it.
These are NOT bombshells. These are urine soaked sacks of shit. trump is an apprentice. PUTIN is the Mason.
Didn’t even have popcorn at the ready, all I had were prawn cocktail crisps 🙁
there is unhinged, and there is flying off the hinge. then there is blew the f....ing door. omg
Can't make this stuff up. The 'age of Trump' is COMEDY GOLD1
Do these people NOT want to get employment in the future? Best quote of the month so far "I'm not cooperating, arrest me."
Stupid Watergate
truly Stupid Watergate
RayMerrell68 ♥️ John Oliver
Hue Man - Orangegate.
Batshitcrazygate
This is the earliest I have seen a segment posted. Man, considering the timeliness this is amazing, brilliant, cutting humor.
large portions seem ad-libbed by Stephen, great work!
I think this emphasizes the importance of the segment, when even the host says "nope to the original material, we got this scoop!"
Great humor, but why do we have to put up with this constant drama? Wouldn't it be better to have a President in office that we can respect? A cabinet with honest people? JFK had a 70% approval rating when he was in office! It doesn't have to be polarized, with bitter rage directed at each other from "libtards" and gun nuts. "Doesn't have to be this way".
UPDATE: He backtracked and will cooperate as soon as he can LOL
NotBensChannel lol I guess someone pointed out he was going to jail. Lol
he said he was going to give them his password so they now get ALL his emails
I love how the piano was about to play jailhouse rock when he said jail😂
This entire fiasco is like an onion.
They keep peeling, and there is another layer right below it with no end in sight.
It’s also making me cry.😭
the show in the WH is reaching the grand finale!! stay tuned!!
Let's just hope everything doesn't cut to black suddenly.
BAHAHAHA he's literally breakingg down on national tv!! OMG this is fantastic. NOTHING BURGER am i right?
Lenny Smith yup.
Lenny Smith A juicy, DELICIOUS one
Different breed of cat 😂😂😂😂
I think Nunberg may be my new favorite person. That was almost... surreal.
"Are ya happy, Ninberg? You broke Jake Tapper!"
Steven crushed that one. Funniest monologue I've seen in forever.
Jump cut to Mueller writing the arrest warrant with a nice chianti and a side of fava beans.
I just watched this on TV. Stephens going for trending. Lets do it.!!
In another news, Devin Nunes was so triggered by the "Devin Nunes is a [redacted]" memo Colbert left on his door that he named Colbert "a great danger to the country" on Fox News. And it just made the whole thing even more glorious.
More of Trump's "best" people! LOL!
Trump is going down.
He's *still* in office (and not prison). How scary is that, what America has become; similar madness going on in many other nations in the world.
He's risking going to jail to protect someone he hates. I don't understand.
So classic when they ask this administration for emails,
The indignation of the notion of having to release personal correspondences is just classic.
Especially in the context of how they treated Hillary's emails... It appears that Trump and friends are guilty of everything they blamed on everyone else. Someone else called Nunberg a "magnificent idiot". Magnificent idiot indeed.
"It appears that Trump and friends are guilty of everything they blamed on everyone else." If you want to know whatever Trump is guilty of just take note of everything he ever accused others of doing. He's a classic textbook example of guilty projection.
And now the world waits for Trumps response tweet.
Thank God for Stephen Colbert.
You broke Jake Tapper! :D
Waiting for Trump's tweet saying Sam Nunberg was the bagels guy 😉
It’s Mueller time
Nunberg can always get a job as a security guard at a high school.
Everything Trump touches DIES.
I happened to be on Twitter reading 45's random rants and the comments as Nunberg was going batshit insane live. I feel like I lived through an important part of history today.😃
Trump must be loosing his mind after Nunburg calling him an idiot.
Thankfull Friend *losing
so ironic that you’re calling others an ‘idiot’ when you cant even spell ‘losing’
Read it again. They said Nunberg called him an idiot.
Phil Carroll It doesn’t matter. A grown ass person should know how to spell simple words such as “losing” and to know the difference between “loosing” and “losing”.
Notice trump restraining Melania from being half a step ahead of him 4:02.
Stay in line my dear
DeoMor no, but notice at 4:02 desperate liberals making shit up?
Desperate is the false assumption I live in the US, have a political stance or voted. Sad
I thought it was just another moment of him trying to hold her hand and failing
I watch ALL of the stand ups but you really are the best!
Don't EVER change!
Pretty sure Sam is on a 3 day coke bender right now
Angie K or is the new poster boy for MI..... Please, someone check on him and keep him away from firearms... And even fire .... Just someone who is close enough? I can't 'cause I'm 1000 miles away
Nutjob Nunberg sure was sniffing a lot during his interviews. Reminds me of that other Cocaine Cowboy, Donald Dotard.
Jake Tapper's a different breed of cat was the best line on CNN ever.
Sam Nunberg - what happens when someone's pants is on fire and they dont know how to put it out.... so they jump headfirst into a pool of gasoline :)
😀 ❤ ❤ ❤ 😊
Love the full length video!
It is not broken into 2-3 minute segments!
Yippee!
CatLady MB i
Mueller: Yeah, I don't need this guy anymore, let's go get Trump now.
No one is immune to being indicted, just with someone like the president, you have to be 100% certain the charges will stick.
Best monologue this year so far! So funny!!
NARUHOTEL Truuuufff
Agree, one of the most funniest.
and, saddly, as always, very very offensive again! :(
That’s cause it’s the only one that is one video!
better than Kimmel's
“I think my lawyer is going to dump me”😂😂😂😂😂💔
Oh fuck this just keeps getting better and better. Trump's on his way to the doghouse lol.
America, you deserve SO much better than Trump as President,do not lose hope.We all know you are better than this.😘
Tolerance Thank you, Tolerance, we apologize for the temporary shitshow. Our embarrassment knows no bounds.
Tolerance thank you for the support! And I'm sorry about our shit government. :(
Tolerance we know, talk the 30% with their stubborn heads up their ignorant asses.
Tolerance its so hard 😭
Tuna ,. No, you're going to make it through this catastrophe to arise even better than before,stay calm,Just whatever you do don't let him put statues of himself everywhere 😁, just kidding 😘
Was kinda excited to hear about his take on the tariffs but... This is much better
I'm excited to hear americans take on the tariffs once they realize their cars, their phones, their electronic devices, basically anything with steel and aluminum, start skyrocketing in prices.
Asmodeus
I'm already pissed off! So much for the "great" economy drumpf kept boasting about. {Thanks, Obama. Oh, wait, now it makes sense.}
The house of cards is falling~
Only the best people.