Kavanaugh May Have Boofed The Truth During His Testimony

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2018
  • The White House has given the FBI permission to investigate Brett Kavanaugh thoroughly, comprehensively, and... until Friday.
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  • @223Drone
    @223Drone 5 лет назад +693

    A person who has lied numerous times (under oath) shouldn't be given a life time position on the supreme court.

    • @Cudgeon
      @Cudgeon 5 лет назад +33

      Or the presidency. But in Clown Country, everything is possible.

    • @Elephantstonica
      @Elephantstonica 5 лет назад +23

      DeadlyMargiKarp223
      Nobody should. As for him, he shouldn’t even be a judge.
      The US legal system is a joke, this just confirms it again.

    • @cryora
      @cryora 5 лет назад +1

      Even if he doesn't get appointed, Trump will just appoint someone else.

    • @jamesburgess2k
      @jamesburgess2k 5 лет назад +5

      @@cryora not if the Democrats win the Senate these midterms. They could *possibly* pull a "Merrick Garland" and block every nomination for the next 2 years.

    • @robertswitzer990
      @robertswitzer990 5 лет назад +3

      Name one lie he has told. Name one, I'll wait.

  • @maureenstemmle9475
    @maureenstemmle9475 5 лет назад +314

    "It's one of my only good traits. I don't drink...Can you imagine what a mess I'd be?"
    That was creepily honest and insightful.

    • @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
      @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 5 лет назад +18

      It was almost an endearing moment even, until you realize it was basically a playing the victim thing. You could tell by his tone of voice and facial expression.

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 5 лет назад +14

      maureen stemmle Maybe Trump is finally figuring out how people despise him. He made a comment this morning while giving out a Medal of Honor, saying “I wish I was that popular”

    • @edification567
      @edification567 5 лет назад +11

      Potus' brother died of alcoholism. This may be the reason he doesn't drink.

    • @monicanavarro2906
      @monicanavarro2906 5 лет назад +30

      I was very surprised to hear him say that. It’s like the mask slipped for a moment and we saw the low self esteem behind every narcissist.

    • @markpringnitz9725
      @markpringnitz9725 5 лет назад +3

      That comment made me think, what if Stephen's joke is right? How much more sense would it make if be only has a 1 day memory. So someone has to quickly explain things to him but due to the short memory he can never graspa full understanding.

  • @LordKnightcon
    @LordKnightcon 5 лет назад +53

    I was talking about the hearing last weekend with an acquaintance of mine, and she confided to me that growing up in Georgia she had an uncle who was an alcoholic. In a very bad way. Constantly in and out of rehab. Always in trouble with the law. Anyway, she said that the response Brett gave in the hearing when Senator Klobuchar asked him about his drinking ("It's - you're asking about, you know, blackout. I don't know. Have you?, Yeah, and I'm curious if you have.") was _exactly_ how her uncle used to act when the family would confront him about his alcoholism.
    Just throwing that out there.

  • @TinthiaClemant
    @TinthiaClemant 5 лет назад +1116

    All the laughter can't cover how dark this moment is in our lives.

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 5 лет назад +22

      Itll be over in 2020

    • @MultiMolly21
      @MultiMolly21 5 лет назад +4

      This a good moment, communication is good; wait to be miserable when they confirm the tool.

    • @RichPiana5Percent
      @RichPiana5Percent 5 лет назад +3

      Angel Gutierrez *2024

    • @jsveterans6949
      @jsveterans6949 5 лет назад +15

      It's a strange cycle... Laughter helps process this, but yet dulls the pain... In a way it normalizes the situation and shifts the Overton window.. Rinse, repeat.

    • @haleykipp7907
      @haleykipp7907 5 лет назад +12

      Tinthia Clemant, if they push this through, and they are trying, we will have to drag this back into the light of day as soon the midterms flip the house. He lied to Congress and acts as if his entitlement is being denied. His boofing is coming home to roost.

  • @tesseractahedron
    @tesseractahedron 5 лет назад +1065

    Why is sexual assault a partisan thing now? What the hell happened to sanity?

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 5 лет назад +55

      It got boofed.

    • @MBA2804
      @MBA2804 5 лет назад +15

      Oh the admin accidentally deleted the file in the 2016 commit. there was no back up as the version control failed :(.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 5 лет назад +47

      Remember the republican saints wanted to impeach Bill Clinton for lying and for having an affair with Monica Lewinsky? Yes its very partisan.

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 5 лет назад +7

      Because any admission of being wrong is like a gaping wound that the enemy can tear into and cause massive destruction. This is why everything has to be all in. Kavanaugh has to be the guy, because if they replace him, you might as well be fertilizing the lawn of liberals, producing the grass of death. LOL...funny, but serious.

    • @cryora
      @cryora 5 лет назад +4

      Part of a human's evolutionary reproductive strategy isn't just to pass on one's genes, but to stop others from passing on theirs. If you've ever been cockblocked or had your girlfriend taken, it's not because you did anything wrong. It's because the person(s) who stopped you felt threatened with you finding a partner and acted out their biological imperative. It's all about controlling who has sexual access.

  • @faith-by-faith
    @faith-by-faith 5 лет назад +316

    I went almost 35 years without knowing what boofing is...and this is how I learn.

    • @alphabeta591
      @alphabeta591 5 лет назад +9

      I'd heard "bufu" before and it stands for exactly what you think, but never ran across boof either. I'm 58, spent years in the Marines and thought i'd heard it all.

    • @Hampton-nv8mw
      @Hampton-nv8mw 5 лет назад +10

      Faith 55 years for me! 😂

    • @deborahbell6975
      @deborahbell6975 5 лет назад +6

      Hell I went almost 60

    • @Broadpaw_Fox
      @Broadpaw_Fox 5 лет назад +10

      41, ex sailor and current trucker, and I didn't know either one of 'those' terms. Apparently I've been sheltered... 0.o

    • @lergeworkman5208
      @lergeworkman5208 5 лет назад +4

      It was called a 'brown eye brew' in Michigan.

  • @jrehm499
    @jrehm499 5 лет назад +155

    And he is actually still in the running for the LIFETIME Supreme Court position? How? This dude aint qualified to be an American Idol judge

    • @pithagorian4394
      @pithagorian4394 5 лет назад +1

      Why not he's a successful judge and there is absolutely no proof of his guilt

    • @joshuabonesteel2303
      @joshuabonesteel2303 5 лет назад +4

      @@pithagorian4394 if there was absolute proof this farce wouldn't still be going on. Sad thing is, even if a smoking gun did pop up, they would just claim it was fake like everything else. After three accusers, testimony from people who knew him in college, and evidence that proves we didnt get the whole story from him, I can at least say that we can probably find a better candidate for the position. Remember this is not a trial, it's a job interview.

    • @pithagorian4394
      @pithagorian4394 5 лет назад

      @@joshuabonesteel2303 then why not go off his merit as a judge not his character. Its about how many people who will not vote him in because of something he maybe did 30 years ago instead of asking the question how does he conduct himself now and is he good at his job

    • @joshuabonesteel2303
      @joshuabonesteel2303 5 лет назад +2

      @@pithagorian4394 because his character is just as important as his merits. If we just went off merits when hiring people, why even have interviews? The resume has all your merits on it.

    • @pithagorian4394
      @pithagorian4394 5 лет назад

      @@joshuabonesteel2303 I understand that but the trial is asking us to judge an unconvicted man for something he did while drunk 30 years ago. Its a sham. If we want to learn about his character we should analyse how he conducts himself in his work and or at home currently or in recent years

  • @cubethesquid3919
    @cubethesquid3919 5 лет назад +490

    Once you've lost Chad and Tad, it can't be long before you lose PJ and Squee

    • @ubrneyedgurl
      @ubrneyedgurl 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @amaz0nsmash
      @amaz0nsmash 5 лет назад +19

      Not donkey dong Doug!!

    • @russellzauner
      @russellzauner 5 лет назад +12

      BUT WHAT ABOUT DINGLE AND KRINGLE

    • @jjohnson9009
      @jjohnson9009 5 лет назад +11

      Squee? Did someone just fart on a yoga ball?

    • @MelodicQuest
      @MelodicQuest 5 лет назад +9

      @@amaz0nsmash And Handsy Kevin and Gangbang Greg

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 5 лет назад +1032

    Sorry everyone. Brett isn't going to withdraw because he doesn't know the meaning of the word "stop!"
    Shout out - SNL writers!

    • @lazluz
      @lazluz 5 лет назад +12

      Fkn brett will never be on the SCOTUS. No alcoholics! We have enough idiots in the WH. He will never get the job and trump should forget about the free card (KAV) out of jail.

    • @mehjones8008
      @mehjones8008 5 лет назад +7

      @@lazluz he'll get the job because he's willing to overturn Roe v. Wade. Don't be naive

    • @stevewarwick2103
      @stevewarwick2103 5 лет назад +5

      Lazluz Feckless Jeff Flake and his two pals are still going to vote YES. The fix is in for BK.

    • @lunabranwen
      @lunabranwen 5 лет назад +2

      Spot on Bro

    • @jilianhannah9689
      @jilianhannah9689 5 лет назад +1

      Ro G or decency

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 5 лет назад +98

    I thought lying under oath was impeachable? What a sham!
    I need a beer.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 5 лет назад +10

      By the way, Err gag, your avatar is amazing. Every time you post I spend about two minutes looking at it.

    • @errgag3580
      @errgag3580 5 лет назад +2

      Big up yourself Valerie

    • @ericreese7792
      @ericreese7792 5 лет назад

      It is, but Congress is always loathe to impeach anyone.

    • @beckybegala8072
      @beckybegala8072 5 лет назад

      Err gag perjury

  • @MaddieB
    @MaddieB 5 лет назад +165

    Chad Ludington has to be THE most stereotypical rich boy Yale student name in the world

    • @TheBlueberryymuffin
      @TheBlueberryymuffin 5 лет назад +2

      Maddie B. The last name including the ‘ington’ definitely must be the most cliche.

  • @Hypotetiskt
    @Hypotetiskt 5 лет назад +279

    Wait... So Pence has a wifemother and Trump has a daughterwife? That's quite a novel interpretation of the phrase "The party of family values"! 😳😬🤪😱

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 5 лет назад +26

      There's no room for skeletons in Pence's closet: he takes up all the space himself.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 5 лет назад +9

      There's a tetragon's worth of Devil's Triangles available to that "extended foursome" alone ...
      I'm talking, of course, of the real DT, not the recent invention.
      They don't call them "VICE" Presidents idly.... ;-)

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 5 лет назад +6

      @@Lucius1958 He IS the skeleton.

    • @philipmatsikoudis1211
      @philipmatsikoudis1211 5 лет назад +2

      Steve could use that material.

    • @frelonvert6064
      @frelonvert6064 5 лет назад +3

      Also they want a drunken rapist to sit on the supreme court, go figure.

  • @websterwu8196
    @websterwu8196 5 лет назад +63

    Oh, my god, this buffon literally admitted that his only good trait is not drinking.
    How revealing.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 5 лет назад

      Correction: few. And I agree. Had he been born with a silver tongue, we may never have caught up with his BS.

    • @225marklin3
      @225marklin3 5 лет назад

      Thank God. He'd have given drinking a bad name.

    • @bettyfavreau1025
      @bettyfavreau1025 5 лет назад

      GREAT MAN....

  • @inkoftheworld
    @inkoftheworld 5 лет назад +30

    I can't believe Trump just said one of his only good qualities is not drinking... That is some weird self-awareness from him. Not expected.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 5 лет назад

      It's like when he did his jaw-dropping "apology on behalf of America" thing
      -- you know, that time he pled in mitigation of present-day Russia, under Putin's murderous thugliness,
      by pointing out that America's record was hardly something to be entirely proud of.

    • @andyh5300
      @andyh5300 5 лет назад

      Again, a misjudgement on his part, since he hasn't yet realized the majority of his base are alcoholics.

  • @Uncertaintycat
    @Uncertaintycat 5 лет назад +931

    I can't wait to go to the voting boof in November.

    • @daviddruen858
      @daviddruen858 5 лет назад +5

      #MeToo
      changing from Blue to Red, another #WalkAway

    • @mattbash5372
      @mattbash5372 5 лет назад +7

      +Jennifer Larsen
      😂🍺🤣🍺😂🍺🤣🍺😂🍺
      😵💨💩💨🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

    • @ubrneyedgurl
      @ubrneyedgurl 5 лет назад +1

      Lol..

    • @DB-sn1km
      @DB-sn1km 5 лет назад +29

      @TheTruthIsRacist the only people who vote red are people who love reality t.v. and drama. People who vote red love to live on the edge of their seats never knowing what human right will be taken away next.

    • @wildsmiley
      @wildsmiley 5 лет назад +29

      TheTruthIsRacist Vote red is to vote dead. Vote blue is to vote true. Roses are red violets are blue, the Republicans are dead this November and Trump is too.

  • @MirageGSM
    @MirageGSM 5 лет назад +61

    Urbandictionary:
    Boofed
    To have smirkingly perjured oneself before the United States Senate Judiciary Committee.
    "Dude, Kavvy just told them Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. He totally boofed it!!"

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 5 лет назад +61

    What about the lying under oath that he's been doing??? He should not be confirmed!!!!

    • @kelleytowle4381
      @kelleytowle4381 5 лет назад +2

      @Roger London if you bothered to what the hearing you would know exactly what he's lied about. Multiple times Thursday and even more his last hearing. Do it yourself. The rest of us did.

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 5 лет назад +2

      Roger London your comment was really awful. As a Christian, I personally do not support legalizing abortion and I believe marriage should be heterosexual (though I don't agree that it should be legally enforced, it's not the court's place to enforce Christian values). But everything you said in your comment (that I could understand anyway) was shameful and disgusting. May I ask you why you are against gay marriage? Is it due to Christian values? Because if so, explain how your Christian values allow you to believe it's right to google the photo of this woman naked. I am really shocked that any human being would do something so awful, and anybody who would do that, let alone encourage others to do so, is not reflecting anything resembling Christianity whatsoever.
      None of us know whether or not Blasey-Ford is telling the truth. My first instinct upon hearing about it on the radio was that these accusations have been happening so much lately and that she is likely lying. But upon hearing the testimonies from both of them and seeing the evidence, I am now inclined to believe her story and doubt a lot of his testimony. What makes you so convinced that she is lying? Was it based on what you previously decided before you saw any evidence or was it based on conclusions made after?
      Let's say that she is lying. She isn't the one nominated for the supreme court so it doesn't really matter that she's a liar. What _would_ matter then is Kavanaugh's current behaviour, during this whole process because he is the one being nominated for a very important position. If he did lie under oath, then he cannot become a supreme court justice, regardless of whether or not the accusations are true.
      Edit: Seeing your comments in other places in this comment section makes me suspect that maybe you are trolling (and I really hope that you are). If not, people who speak like you make me think that they're republicans first before anything and use Christianity to justify their stances, rather than Christians first who base their politics on Christian values.

    • @kelleytowle4381
      @kelleytowle4381 5 лет назад

      @Roger London he will forever be remembered as the judge who liked beer and sexual assault. He did this to himself. Dems didn't make Kavanaugh lie. I do enjoy when you know you're wrong that you copy someone else. Oh to bad bye bye Kavanaugh

  • @MightyfireflyAndme
    @MightyfireflyAndme 5 лет назад +103

    Devil’s triangle = Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Chuck Grassley.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 5 лет назад +1

      Amen!

    • @MsMary957
      @MsMary957 5 лет назад +3

      Now there's a visual I didn't need

    • @missjem79
      @missjem79 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks for making me envision that nightmare of a sexual scenario Andy. 🤮

    • @MightyfireflyAndme
      @MightyfireflyAndme 5 лет назад

      Keg Kavanaugh said... It's a party game. A Republican Party Game.

    • @boondocksdragon8959
      @boondocksdragon8959 5 лет назад

      Oh, god! 🤢🤢🤢Andy, what did we ever do to you, sir??

  • @raw_oyster
    @raw_oyster 5 лет назад +139

    Forget Supreme Court.
    I'm already scared that he's a judge.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 лет назад +2

      The SCOTUS doesn’t want Kavanaugh either.

    • @maddooggg
      @maddooggg 4 года назад +2

      hes been a judge long before you knew ..you big dummy.. youre a proud libtard.. that's what should trigger your fear.. beta boi

    • @Grandmas_Favorite
      @Grandmas_Favorite 3 года назад

      It’s been a year... How has he effective you?

  • @senam23
    @senam23 5 лет назад +5

    This man is a comical Genius!! Stephen Colbert!

  • @snausages43
    @snausages43 5 лет назад +141

    If he'll lie about things like boofing and Devil's triangle that are fairly well known, what won't he lie about?

    • @barbjohnston2345
      @barbjohnston2345 5 лет назад +6

      Astolfo da yo! ....’fairly well known?’ My husband is 75 years old and knew what they meant, also knew about the FFFFF comment in Kavanaugh’s yearbook! Like Dumpf, I guess Kavanaugh thought all Americans are stupid! 😀

    • @partyhooty4141
      @partyhooty4141 5 лет назад

      I have to say, english is not my mother tongue. I didn't know about "Boofing" but for "Devil's triangle", I didn't have to spurt a lot of imagination... x)

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 5 лет назад +160

    This guy swore revenge on Democrats and basically half of the countries, and it's still considered a qualified candidate?
    This along with the perjury and temperament concerns, he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the Supreme Court.

    • @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
      @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 5 лет назад +13

      To me, he forfeited all credibility when he went into that hearing and went all in on the Trumpism. Prattling on about left wing conspiracies, "revenge for the Clintons", how the whole system is rigged against him, how the allegations are a total joke etc. etc. Add in the snide comments to senators, calling the whole thing a scam by the Democrats, possibly lying under oath, and there is that small matter of those sexual misconduct allegations. He does not meet the character threshold, that should be very clear by now

    • @dasaauto2024
      @dasaauto2024 5 лет назад +4

      Or within a 1,000 yards of a public school, or a playground, or a church, or a liquor store... especially a liquor store. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @kellyholmes2332
      @kellyholmes2332 5 лет назад +1

      He shouldn't be a loud on a tennis court much less the Supreme Court!!

    • @deobratpandeysankritya
      @deobratpandeysankritya 5 лет назад

      किञ्चित् न भवति इयम् वाक्यं वर्तते।इदं देशे पूर्णतः अभिव्यक्ति सवतन्त्र्तः वर्तते!!!

    • @deobratpandeysankritya
      @deobratpandeysankritya 5 лет назад

      @first last तम् मः सम्भाषणम् कुर्वन्तु!

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 5 лет назад +15

    Brett’s gonna lose Buffy, Miffy, Squee and Skip too, maybe lose his membership in the yacht club.

    • @leegibson5469
      @leegibson5469 5 лет назад

      Once again a libtard is wrong. ROFL!!!

  • @Beverley30333
    @Beverley30333 5 лет назад +54

    They should have asked him what were the rules of the Devil’s Triangle drinking game?😂

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 5 лет назад +10

      They did. The only rule he gave was "three glasses in a triangle".

    • @sushmitasamsundar4879
      @sushmitasamsundar4879 5 лет назад +8

      Overly Dramatic Panda “and then we throw in two men and one woman”
      Wait wait wait.... nobody else in that room knew what Devil’s Triangle, boofing and Ralph was?!
      Damnnnnnnnnnnn

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 5 лет назад +9

      @@sushmitasamsundar4879 Oh I'm willing to bet they knew.

    • @DB-sn1km
      @DB-sn1km 5 лет назад +17

      @@sushmitasamsundar4879 I am 40 and had to Google these terms. I listened while driving. However, going back and watching that moment... Kavanaugh had his stupid angry deception face on and any rational person could see he was lying.

    • @sushmitasamsundar4879
      @sushmitasamsundar4879 5 лет назад +12

      Danielle No Leaf I went to a Christian high school (where I’m from high school is 7years). My poor mind has been thoroughly corrupted. And I have friends in catholic high schools who were dying with laughter when he kept on mentioning that he went to a catholic high school. My teacher went to an all boys catholic high school: “man, he shouldn’t bring up that fact, it not helping his image at all”

  • @guy5398
    @guy5398 5 лет назад +68

    When Judge Kavanaugh answered Senator Klobuchar's question on whether he has blacked out from drinking, he said, "I DON'T KNOW. Have you?" I wish the senator had responded with, "You just said you don't know. Does that mean you don't remember?"

    • @tiredoffools8929
      @tiredoffools8929 5 лет назад +2

      +Guy S... That would have been awesome because I was thinking the same damn thing after he said it and I wanted her to say "You don't remember?" as a comeback.

    • @sushmitasamsundar4879
      @sushmitasamsundar4879 5 лет назад +5

      Damn dude, you should have been on the senate 😂😂

    • @teresamendoza1194
      @teresamendoza1194 5 лет назад

      Ok then hopefully you will feel better 😙💞💘

  • @johannesnicolaas
    @johannesnicolaas 5 лет назад +350

    As a foreigner I look with stunned horror on the "working" of the American democratic processes. WTF

    • @johannesnicolaas
      @johannesnicolaas 5 лет назад +13

      That's is tough! You have my sympathy.

    • @JamesHarris-
      @JamesHarris- 5 лет назад +19

      johannesnicolaas: If you think you are stunned with horror, imagine how we Americans feel.
      Like living in a nightmare you can't wake up from...

    • @sushmitasamsundar4879
      @sushmitasamsundar4879 5 лет назад +2

      Sammmmmeee

    • @xponen
      @xponen 5 лет назад +7

      @johannesnicolaas , democracy is on a decline nowadays, don't think your country is safe for long. People nowadays voted for dictatorship and then their democracy dies in a whimper... the only reason you hear about the American government is because free-speech in America is strong; you can even see the conflict happening inside a foreign government! Tell me another country which do this like America? none.

    • @JamesHarris-
      @JamesHarris- 5 лет назад +6

      xopenen_: I suspect you are having difficulty with your translator because English doesn't seem like your primary or even secondary language. First NOBODY votes for a dictatorship. That's why it is called a dictatorship. Democracy is on the decline? I guess that must be why much of the world who lives in dictatorships or communist countries are all trying to get to America. It must be all of that unpleasant freedom everyone talks about. Or perhaps it is the opportunity to work hard and enjoy the fruits of your labor.
      What conflict happening in foreign governments are you referring to? One of the things we love about America is that we can argue and criticize our government. Then we can go to the ballot box on election day and vote the bastards out of office.
      Do you seriously think Stephen Colbert could have his show in Iran or Russia or Syria?

  • @kidtroll9
    @kidtroll9 5 лет назад +7

    He seemed to have been drinking before he came to testify.

  • @laydieelle7069
    @laydieelle7069 5 лет назад +136

    Anyone else notice that exaggerated (ugly) sniffling Kavanaugh does just before he lies.. I mean speaks?

    • @fleetingthoughts2253
      @fleetingthoughts2253 5 лет назад +8

      He's going to be portrayed in the next American Pie movie, a prequel, as Stifflers ancestor The Sniffler.

    • @tonybiggs.the.illiest
      @tonybiggs.the.illiest 5 лет назад +15

      That's the coke..allegedly😏

    • @amywilson860
      @amywilson860 5 лет назад +14

      Same sniffing that Trump did throughout the debates and still does at some events where he has to speak publicly. Wonder if they use the same dealer?

    • @andy2more475
      @andy2more475 5 лет назад +2

      Barney Fife sniff.

    • @evantill7395
      @evantill7395 5 лет назад +2

      Ford's voice goes higher pitched at the end of her statements. That is a tell tale sign of lying. oh yeah and NO FUCKING EVIDENCE ON EITHER SIDE SO... innocent until proven guilty.

  • @philipkinney8672
    @philipkinney8672 5 лет назад +911

    I miss Obama.
    Where is the sanity?

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 5 лет назад +16

      Sanity stayed home on election day to spite the DNC.

    • @tobiasjonsson6415
      @tobiasjonsson6415 5 лет назад +7

      Philip Kinney left for mars heard it opened a muffin shop

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 лет назад +18

      I miss him too

    • @hector4955
      @hector4955 5 лет назад +9

      With Obama

    • @who818
      @who818 5 лет назад +6

      Philip Kinney Obama’s spoke clearly but he bailed out the banking system after they gambled our money, bombed the shit out of people just trying to make it through the day, profited off of prisoners, and left a lot of holes un patches.

  • @af-aftech6029
    @af-aftech6029 5 лет назад +359

    Kavanaugh loves this show because he thought it was called "The Late Show with Steven ColdBeer."

    • @dipshtt7708
      @dipshtt7708 5 лет назад +2

      Hi

    • @ossanorice
      @ossanorice 5 лет назад +4

      Amazing! Lol Steven Coldbeer

    • @babybree175
      @babybree175 5 лет назад +1

      Lol I am sure you're here all week. That was a nice jab though

    • @byLizee
      @byLizee 5 лет назад +1

      Heavy Metal Tech Cat AF Tech LOL

    • @zuhr9871
      @zuhr9871 5 лет назад +2

      Heavy Metal Tech Cat AF Tech if the clown is confirmed every time I see him I’ll see a beer bottle up his ass . I’ve never heard of this behavior before . This is ridiculous

  • @ISKNDR_MUSIC
    @ISKNDR_MUSIC 5 лет назад +88

    Why is everyone so focused on the drinking? It's the lying under oath and perjury part that everyone should be focusing on. He's a judge and doesn't know about perjury? Boofing is flatulence? the phrase used was "Have you boofed yet?" It would be a physical anomaly if a 16 year old had never "boofed" in his life.

    • @andyh5300
      @andyh5300 5 лет назад

      Do you think Trump has been sober these last years? Is he lying so well that he deceived himself? You think he believes himself?!?

    • @joannc8214
      @joannc8214 5 лет назад +8

      hey russian troll, work on your english grammar lol

    • @demonbushido
      @demonbushido 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, he didn't blackout, he just drank until he fell asleep. Totally different.

    • @demonbushido
      @demonbushido 5 лет назад +4

      They are focused on the drinking because it's a well documented fact that he drank. Now if he lied about never drinking until he couldn't remember the previous night, then that is proof of perjury, which is what everyone is REALLY looking for.

    • @mariaespiritu9512
      @mariaespiritu9512 5 лет назад +11

      Roger London we now we have a possible Supreme Court justice that can’t admit he took alcohol up his ass and has threesomes. Thanks to the Republicans I see patients that cannot afford prenatal care and can’t take care of their precious fetus. We have 5,000 children of immigrants in captivity here in the us, while many of their parents were the deported. We have children in NICU with parents that cannot afford the care due to Obama care being destroyed. These same babies will now have to pay extra for being born sick and having a preexisting conditions. We have children whose after school programs
      Have been cut, because you know, the top 1% had to have their tax cut.
      So while it is very touching that you “moral” republicans want to save unborn babies and judges that lie about taking alcohol through their butthole and support the pussygrabbing president, it would be great if you gave a rats ass about newborn babies and children. It would be nice if you cared about the kids after their born instead of voting for a party that cares more about tax breaks for golf course owners (that’s an actual tax credit now) than prenatal care for pregnant women and medical insurance for all Children.

  • @steeleandkierstenhogg4818
    @steeleandkierstenhogg4818 5 лет назад +7

    It was K's comment against Clinton that made my mind. He put his feelings before bringing the country together. He wasn't thinking of us he was thinking of the GOP.

  • @Arrakiz666
    @Arrakiz666 5 лет назад +152

    He... He literally had a friend named Chad? Ok, that's it, we're living in a sitcom.

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 5 лет назад +76

    The boof! The boof! The boof is on fire!

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 5 лет назад +65

    When asked about Kavanaugh’s drinking, Trump starts talking about Donald Trump ... surprising no one.

  • @dmalmostwan
    @dmalmostwan 5 лет назад +14

    just the judges demeanor during the Ford hearings is enough to dump him !

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +123

    "Could you imagine if I had? What a mess I'd be? Would I be.. I'd be the world's worst.."
    From the mouths of babes...

    • @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
      @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 5 лет назад +9

      You're telling me all this time we've been dealing with sober Trump? Truly doth the world tremble at thought of drunk Trump. He'd be boofing all over the place. Oh wait...

    • @ladyj.9350
      @ladyj.9350 5 лет назад +14

      ...dude, imagine Trump drunk tweeting

    • @Dante3214
      @Dante3214 5 лет назад +3

      good lord

    • @the_bottomfragger
      @the_bottomfragger 5 лет назад +3

      Lol I gotta hand it to Trump that was genuinely funny, the one about Mike Pence as well

    • @BeeKind22
      @BeeKind22 5 лет назад +1

      I so enjoy reading your comments. I am following from Oz and its always something new. So Trump cant use beer as an excuse for saying He is in love with Little Rocket Man....

  • @daborshy4089
    @daborshy4089 5 лет назад +153

    I believe that Kavanaugh made everything a lot worse for himself. If he had behaved with dignity and honesty at the senate hearing, instead of lying, dodging questions, boasting, lashing out at senators, and ranting about Democratic conspiracies, I doubt even liberal comedy shows like Colbert and SNL would be going after him or turning him into a joke. Ultimately his own behavior has tarnished his name more than an unsubstantiated allegation ever could.

    • @annaturba
      @annaturba 5 лет назад +4

      John Lee Exactly!

    • @tatubert8210
      @tatubert8210 5 лет назад +10

      John Lee .. it's really nice to read your assessment of Kavanaugh's behavior!! For once someone understands that he's not SCOTUS material without the allegation!! What will happen if he gets passed through in spite of this exposure of his temperament?? Suppose the real truth comes out after he's seated on the bench .. can he be impeached also?? I worry about that .. how would they rectify that error .. or WOULD they??

    • @leegibson5469
      @leegibson5469 5 лет назад

      Yeah, God forbid him getting upset over some trash libtard accusing him of rape. I don't know about you libtards. I would have been MUCH more upset. but if all you can say is he got "Triggered" then it is all good.

    • @annaturba
      @annaturba 5 лет назад +12

      lee gibson Assuming he is innocent, he has a right to be angry. But not in a hearing, which purpose it is to determine, if he is capable to be a fair justice of the Supreme Court. He has to be able to get over his personal feelings and be a grown up.

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders 5 лет назад +1

      That's honor and dignity by Republican standards.

  • @lauraelizabeth1789
    @lauraelizabeth1789 5 лет назад +61

    He got into Yale via a legacy admission....bc his family attended Yale. White rich boy

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 5 лет назад +11

      And he flat lied about that, when he went into a riff about how he got into Yale (as a distraction from a question he did not wish to answer, namely: did the vomiting he boasted about result from drinking to excess?).
      He made a point of saying that he did not have any "connections", but got in to Yale solely through "busting my tail".
      It was not merely a lie, it was a gratuitous, "unforced error" lie, of the sort Trump cannot help telling.
      It fell completely outside the scope of the conversation, and had no perceptible value other than therapeutic.

    • @will.a.benjamin
      @will.a.benjamin 5 лет назад

      Exactly...he's like Trump, born with a silver spoon. Privileged, rich, white brat. No wonder he acted like a child at the hearing.

  • @eh2acmq
    @eh2acmq 5 лет назад +3

    It's really, really unbelievable what you guys in the US do.
    But I appreciate. It's so much fun to improve my English by watching late night shows and even political hearings .
    Keep on, people of the USA!

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 5 лет назад +81

    The "Devil's Triangle" is a drinking game. It involves one girl, two guys, and three cups. The cups are optional.

    • @bibibernardi1570
      @bibibernardi1570 5 лет назад +1

      :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 5 лет назад +3

      I thought it was one cup, two girls, three guys. The guys were optional. I must be playing it wrong.

  • @firstwave1890
    @firstwave1890 5 лет назад +115

    Boof Kavanaghs favorite beer must be...
    Buttweiser 🤣

    • @fredyrosales295
      @fredyrosales295 5 лет назад +4

      Tolerance Blue Mooning

    • @kingchad774
      @kingchad774 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @carultch
      @carultch 4 года назад

      If Kavanaugh really were doing devil's triangles with Mark Judge, who do you think had the "pink", and who do you think had the "stink"?

  • @lauracozzarelli3789
    @lauracozzarelli3789 5 лет назад +7

    Hahaa!! CBS bleeped the ‘rusty’ out of ‘rusty trombone’. “Rusty’ isn’t even a bad word XD

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 лет назад +2

      I think they did that intentionally for humor. Not something they legally had to censor.

  • @sharedknowledge6640
    @sharedknowledge6640 5 лет назад +3

    Truth is stranger and more disturbing than fiction lately.

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 5 лет назад +188

    FINALLY. I was starting to think Stephen was taking the night off.

    • @kimberlydrusch8036
      @kimberlydrusch8036 5 лет назад +5

      Kim, and we need him more than ever,❤keep us laughing Steven!

    • @whiskeywayne91
      @whiskeywayne91 5 лет назад +1

      Kim DRUSCH Stephen* literally has it spelled above

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 лет назад +1

      Him, Meyers, Noah, Bee, Kimmel, Oliver, Maher. We need to laugh now more than ever at this depressing circus of an administration.

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 5 лет назад +483

    They found out he got into Yale because his grandfather attended and Yale grandfathers family members in. So its another lie he told.

    • @Music-dw7ng
      @Music-dw7ng 5 лет назад +20

      Oh boofed on that one

    • @GlobalHawkeye
      @GlobalHawkeye 5 лет назад +34

      It's called a legacy admission or legacy preference

    • @MattZaharias
      @MattZaharias 5 лет назад +28

      @@GlobalHawkeye and yet he still lied about it. He's not the Boy Scout claimed to be, under oath.

    • @Catlady-mw4en
      @Catlady-mw4en 5 лет назад +2

      In all fairness, if you were accused of rape under the public eye, you'd realize most of the public has a black and white mentality. I'm sure despite having a legacy, kavanaugh still had to work hard. Legacies dont get you a free degree. He was trying to avoid the exaggerated image they painted of him being an irresponsible drunk.

    • @kaptainkmann7808
      @kaptainkmann7808 5 лет назад +7

      its called mommy and daddy as well as grandpaw through a ton of money to get yale to say this idiot had a brain.

  • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
    @TruckTaxiMoveIt 5 лет назад +11

    #ResponsibleForActions vs #DontJudgeMe those who go back and forth when it suits their purpose are hypocrites

  • @skylerclyne6542
    @skylerclyne6542 5 лет назад +9

    2:50 Batiste started playing “Four” by Miles Davis and I’m honestly just happy to have gotten the joke for once.

    • @Darktan2112
      @Darktan2112 5 лет назад

      I came here just to comment that, too, high five
      Err high four?

  • @dwrash21
    @dwrash21 5 лет назад +74

    Shouldn't the fact that Kavanaugh lied under oath mean something? Who cares about the small laws right?

    • @devshashOG
      @devshashOG 5 лет назад +2

      Dude, someday hopefully you’ll have a fake accusation and i hope people don’t assume you’re guilty without any corroborating witnesses on her part like your foolish ass

    • @Maartimer
      @Maartimer 5 лет назад

      The republicans tried to impeach Bill Clinton over it

    • @tatubert8210
      @tatubert8210 5 лет назад +1

      Right .. just the fact that he lied to cover it up should totally disqualify him with or without the sexual abuse allegation!! But the GOP Senate don't care as long as they keep the Dems at bay!! Sad government .. need to be exorcised .. Grassley, Graham & McConnell need to GO!!

    • @gagsdgm822
      @gagsdgm822 5 лет назад

      What did he lie about? Blasey Fraud was clearly lying!!!! I’ve never seen a victim READ their account of assault, it was a totally false accusation put on by the Demonrats!!! Nice try though

  • @longtail4711
    @longtail4711 5 лет назад +31

    Dump is so weirdly honest in his dishonesty. I'm not sure if this is a good thing.

    • @notahuman369
      @notahuman369 5 лет назад +1

      Definitely not a good thing.
      It's the mark of a psychopath. He can quickly and easily convince himself that whatever story he fabricates is irrefutably true. Thus, it seems honest because he genuinely believes what he's saying... Or, at that moment he does, at the very least.
      Most people like him ("uber-successful" business people) are very similar. It's why they made the main character of "American Psycho" an affluent investment banker... From Manhattan of all places.
      On top of that, Trump is a master-level salesman. He knows how to effectively sell an idea to large audiences, that much is undeniable and it has been proven over and over again...
      Combine those traits... Well... You end up with someone who can easily convince the majority of people to believe whatever lies they want them to...

  • @graememudie7921
    @graememudie7921 5 лет назад +59

    He appears to have forgotten he's being interviewed for a job. Would you employ an interviewee who responded as he's does to questions?

    • @roseJ96
      @roseJ96 5 лет назад +9

      "So what are your qualifications?"
      "What are YOUR qualifications?"

    • @will.a.benjamin
      @will.a.benjamin 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, what employer would hire someone who tells them off, or rants and cries at their job interview? The guy is a joke, I can't believe he's a JUDGE of all things. A judge should show high respect and professionalism and be non-partisan...not be a yelling, crying baby with no backbone.

    • @loganlives764
      @loganlives764 5 лет назад

      Well Benny, how would YOU respond to being called a rapist and your name being pulled thru the mud, not only that, but your family’s name as well. This was a dumpster fire lit by the Democrats in order to stall, that it! And only an idiot wouldn’t see that....

    • @will.a.benjamin
      @will.a.benjamin 5 лет назад +2

      Logan I'm not saying this isn't a ploy by the Democrats. Dumpster fire or not, he had plenty of time to cry about it beforehand. He just brought his emotions to the hearing because he has no spine. This man is a JUDGE okay? He should act like one when it matters. Maybe if he had a few beers beforehand (he really likes beer) then he would have been okay, who knows?
      Oh and by the way, he didn't supposedly rape her. He assaulted her, there was no penetration by her account. Just dry humping and groping. Rape is assault but assault isn't necessarily rape.
      At least know the definition of what you're talking about before you post stupid comments man. But then you're probably just a troll :)

    • @loganlives764
      @loganlives764 5 лет назад

      Still ok proof of either, don’t need research as you say, watched the whole thing. Rape has come up by media at times, either way, this is still a farce from the left, and all they’re doing is shooting themselves in the foot AGAIN. People see thru this Benny, why can’t you? Republicans aren’t the only rich people in Washington Benny, if this were to be a dem confirmation, it’s be the same on their end as well. Hey man, you have a great weekend, I suppose it will all come out in the wash, as the old timers used to say.

  • @Barr4cud4
    @Barr4cud4 5 лет назад +50

    Kavanagh seems like he was the fratest bro in his frat during his college years.

  • @robertmelvin7908
    @robertmelvin7908 5 лет назад +8

    Senator Flake is the new story about Scrooge. But instead of 3 spirits in his bedroom, he's visited by 2 survivors in an elevator.

  • @MrAwesomebassplayer
    @MrAwesomebassplayer 5 лет назад +500

    Jeff flake did the bare minimum so he could avoid looking like a complete monster.

    • @vinylpoetclassicslyon7849
      @vinylpoetclassicslyon7849 5 лет назад +6

      my sentiment exactly

    • @Music-dw7ng
      @Music-dw7ng 5 лет назад +19

      And he openly admitted he only did it because hes not up for reelection.

    • @LambieSamba
      @LambieSamba 5 лет назад +18

      Hey, he DID it, looking at the rest of the repugs, Especially Collins!

    • @inkymommy
      @inkymommy 5 лет назад +18

      Brendan Mohan I agree but at least he showed he had a bit of a conscience unlike his constituents. Apparently after this gig, he could get a cushy job with the lobbyists who truly run this country if he stays true to the message. I think he just blew it. So that took courage and integrity. I’ll give it him. Not even Collins & Murkowski together had the spine. Frustrating times. I wish my kids saw more integrity in our elected officials.

    • @kyleebrock
      @kyleebrock 5 лет назад +1

      Flake has a family sniff sniff

  • @dickmorhead6165
    @dickmorhead6165 5 лет назад +125

    Rod Rosenstein, everyone's second choice and everyone's first line of defense against complete disaster. God Bless him. God help him. God help us.

  • @BeauAmoureuxcom
    @BeauAmoureuxcom 5 лет назад +453

    If Jeff Flake had any balls, he would've just voted no. Period.

    • @crystalsoulslayer
      @crystalsoulslayer 5 лет назад +30

      He'd also leave the Republican Party, run for re-election as a Democrat or an independent, and do whatever it is his actual values are. But he decided to quit instead.

    • @gimletrose1985
      @gimletrose1985 5 лет назад +5

      Agreed!!

    • @yannfoto
      @yannfoto 5 лет назад +1

      he had doubts so he had to initiate the FBI thingy...

    • @gracieb.3054
      @gracieb.3054 5 лет назад +4

      @BeauAmoureux: It would have been the right thing to do. However, if Flake hadn't initiated the FBI investigation we would be having Brett "I think liking beer is the problem" Kavanaugh sworn onto the Supreme Court right now.

    • @BeauAmoureuxcom
      @BeauAmoureuxcom 5 лет назад +12

      @@gracieb.3054 Had Jeff Flake said no, this would all be over! My point is, Brett Kavanaugh is obviously deficient in integrity and decency. It's evident he lied during the hearing. It's apparent he has an issue holding his composure. It's perceptible he has a problem with alcoholism and violence against women. People in positions of power, especially those with professions in law enforcement and the judicial system, are the most likely to surmise they are above the law. In turn, they're also the most likely to cross boundaries, push limits, and blatantly break the law -- because they believe they'll get away with it. The same thing goes for privileged people. How much do you want to bet that Kavanaugh's wife and daughters will come out one day proclaiming they've been abused by Brett?! I'd put money on it!!! Everybody in this guy's life knows good and goddamn well he has a problem abusing alcohol, and other issues controlling his temper. I can't even fathom what compells people to support ANYTHING that derives from Donald Trump!

  • @michealmagu3698
    @michealmagu3698 5 лет назад +136

    Like ive always said one set of rules for everybody and an entirely other set for the wealthy

  • @susankeefer5981
    @susankeefer5981 5 лет назад +285

    I Love Stephen! “Feel sorry for the Republican Party, because this Midterm they’re gonna get BOOFED”! 😂👏👏👏👏 “ In the Voting Boof” 😂🤣

    • @tagged123
      @tagged123 5 лет назад +2

      Susan Keefer I recall he had a similar message for Trump. How’d that turn out?

    • @shogun5259
      @shogun5259 5 лет назад +4

      These guys are triggered! Lmao

    • @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
      @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 5 лет назад +10

      I don't know about the other races, but I certainly intend to vote Beto for senate. In other words, boof Ted Cruz.

    • @tagged123
      @tagged123 5 лет назад +1

      Billis Lopez lol he’s up by 9pts or something

    • @celeste1737
      @celeste1737 5 лет назад +4

      @@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 As a fellow Texan, same!

  • @SHOGANEX
    @SHOGANEX 5 лет назад +7

    "Drinking--who cares. Everybody drinks" is not a valid form of self-validation.

  • @rfldss89
    @rfldss89 5 лет назад +6

    9:52 "I happen to know some of the US senators." No shit sherlock

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 лет назад +67

    I watched the bulk of the hearing a few days ago. The moment that sticks with me from Kavanaugh's testimony, beyond his weird shifts between blubbering and fury, is his _terrible_ selling of the 'Devil's Triangle' lie. It came at the end of a list of colloquialisms he was asked to define. Every one of them up to that point he had answered with some confidence, true or false. But 'Devil's Triangle' caught him out so well, his answer could serve as the prime example for people wanting to know what "pulling an answer out of one's own ass" means.

    • @tagged123
      @tagged123 5 лет назад +2

      Nx Doyle lol see what you want to see

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 5 лет назад +4

      @@tagged123 lol see what you want to see

    • @qwadratix
      @qwadratix 5 лет назад +3

      I'd never heard the expression before - so the Kavanaugh hearing was the first. His reaction and answer told me right away that whatever the Devil's triangle was, Kavanaugh didn't want to say - and that his vague answer about a game was a lie. So too were his answers about Boofing, Ralph club and the Renate Alumini. He lied - badly. In doing so he proved he isn't honorable, honest or trustworthy.
      I'd reject him for a job at Burger King.

    • @RHYDONMASTER
      @RHYDONMASTER 5 лет назад

      @@lhmmhl1 well, looks like this conspiracy runs deep, urban dictionary was infested with liberals before Trump was even planning to run! honestly with how vast this Democrat conspiracy is I question how they even let Trump get elected.

    • @imanuelk7200
      @imanuelk7200 5 лет назад

      indeed my Pokemon brethren, indeed. what heresy!

  • @SingingRiver
    @SingingRiver 5 лет назад +407

    At this point it doesn't matter at all whether Kavanaugh was a youthful sex offender or that he was in a bar fight in his junior year at Yale. What matters is that everything he said in the last senate hearing was a demonstrable lie. Kavanaugh appeared to be trying to beat Trump's 2-year lie record in a single sitting.

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 5 лет назад +15

      Robert Riversong Personally I doubted him ability to be fair in a court when he want’t to delay his ruling on an abortion issue until after the date with which it was safe. The girl had a legal right to one so it should have been a no brainer. He wants his personal views used as a legal standard.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 5 лет назад +2

      don't the Repubs have anybody BETTER than Kavanaugh to appoint? Was Gorsuch the only squeaky clean guy they have, and then they go to the B team?... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of 80s/90s classic songs on my channel. Covers include Sting, Prince, George Michael, Radiohead, Tom Petty, Phil Collins, the GooGoo Dolls, Sarah McClachlan, Billy Joel, Earth Wind & Fire, plus a couple of '010s classics from Bruno Mars and Coldplay. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and peace.

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 5 лет назад +16

      His answers on the devil's triangle, boofing and the Reannata club (think that's how her name is spelled) were all blatant lies. He could have been honest but instead he lied through his teeth.

    • @Catlady-mw4en
      @Catlady-mw4en 5 лет назад +1

      I'm a liberal, and even I understand why a politician could be innocent, but still lie. Clinton lied under oath when he was accused if rape too. What would your instincts be if your entire career hinged on public approval, and now every decision you've ever made since highschool, is on trial. We do not live in a world primarily comprised of critical thinkers. Many voters have a very simple black and white mentality. In the process of questioning Cavanaugh about rape, these lawyers are also painting an imbalanced picture of him being a drunk. It makes sense that his instincts are to try to save his image with simplistic tactics. A lot of voters dont understand nuance.

    • @pkoblenz4368
      @pkoblenz4368 5 лет назад +5

      @D L How do you know he wasn't?
      If you choose to IGNORE, this addmitted drunkard's blatant disregard for the process, he of all people should hold with the utmost respect. Displaying an atrocious violent, explosive, irrational attitude when asked, IN A RESPECTFUL WAY, about his drinking habits! At minimum he showed a complete lack of character to issue impartial rulings, he an obvious political hack.

  • @hopeemch8511
    @hopeemch8511 5 лет назад +33

    Ridicule is a powerful weapon. That and Kav own words will make sure he's not on the SC. Harvard weighed in last night with one of those "Can't make this up," decisions saying that Kav will no longer teach his class on the Supreme Court.

  • @meganbullard87
    @meganbullard87 5 лет назад +5

    the dude can't even give a straight answer!

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 лет назад

      His answer about boofing being flatulence seemed pretty believable. Especially since I heard it used 12 years ago.
      As for Devil's Triangle, if it really were a drinking game, I could give a better description. I can describe every drinking game I've ever played. My favorite is Kings. Ace = waterfall, 2 = you, 3 = me, 4 = floor, 5 = guys, 6 = chicks, 7 = heaven, 8 = mate, 9 = rhyme, 10= category, Jack = never have I ever, Queen = question, King = rule maker.

  • @TwoFace333
    @TwoFace333 5 лет назад +45

    I'm gonna lose my temper, give false answers, and spew conspiracy theories in this hearing which is why I'm entitled for the role as a rational Supreme Court Justice!

  • @julietv4275
    @julietv4275 5 лет назад +213

    Bone spurs doesn't need to drink to be a mess , he basically can act stupid by been sober.

    • @barbarawatkins4422
      @barbarawatkins4422 5 лет назад +3

      Julie. That is funny. 😂

    • @marlenesingleton6447
      @marlenesingleton6447 5 лет назад +4

      All due respect Juliet, I don't think it's an act...lol

    • @hardyharr9377
      @hardyharr9377 5 лет назад +6

      He says shit that people say when they are drunk, except a person who's drunk can say, oohh man sorry for that, I was drunk that's not who I am... But in trumps case he has no excuse, he could only say.. Ooo yea, that thing I said earlier, that's totally me

  • @baruchben-david4196
    @baruchben-david4196 5 лет назад +2

    One important sign of alcoholism is denial.

  • @annadavide2776
    @annadavide2776 5 лет назад +3

    Chad is surely descended from the famous New York Ludington family?

  • @slaughterhouse5309
    @slaughterhouse5309 5 лет назад +181

    Trump's ignorance is astounding.👏

    • @rahn45
      @rahn45 5 лет назад +1

      What's astounding is how people assume what the women are saying is the truth when they literally have zero evidence.

    • @slaughterhouse5309
      @slaughterhouse5309 5 лет назад +2

      @@rahn45 Do you care to elaborate on your comment?

    • @1959aak
      @1959aak 5 лет назад +1

      But he knows all the words!

    • @1959aak
      @1959aak 5 лет назад +3

      @@rahn45 - People may believe them because after hearing Kavanaugh lie repeatedly, they are more believable than him. Also, what do they have to gain? Ford's life has been turned upside down with death threats and a complete invasion of privacy. She had to leave her home. Kavanaugh has the whole republican party defending him and giving him a seat for life on the SC without properly vetting him. They don't care about the allegations of sexual assault, the questionable finances, his volatile behavior during questioning, or his past judicial conduct while working for Ken Starr, etc...

  • @chada1144
    @chada1144 5 лет назад +177

    The redemption of the Chad.

    • @momon969
      @momon969 5 лет назад +12

      Rad Chad Redemption

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 5 лет назад +2

      Was he hanging?

    • @BartAlder
      @BartAlder 5 лет назад +5

      The entire nation of Chad is also celebrating.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 5 лет назад +4

      #NotAllChads

    • @adoniscreed4031
      @adoniscreed4031 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elizaheathen
    @elizaheathen 5 лет назад +5

    should've commented on the fact that Trump completely interrupted that final female reporter before her question was over. we cannot continue to let things like that slip by.

  • @wj3438
    @wj3438 5 лет назад +91

    Meanwhile....another trillion dollar tax cut approved.

    • @twylacastaneda7117
      @twylacastaneda7117 5 лет назад +17

      wa ja it's all a distraction. Trump, kav, it's just to keep us looking away while corporations make shady deals behind closed doors with the political dinosaurs.

    • @wj3438
      @wj3438 5 лет назад +5

      @@twylacastaneda7117 absolutely

    • @HesteBremse
      @HesteBremse 5 лет назад +3

      One can say many things about Trump - But he is a master diversion of epic disproportions.

    • @shantoreywilkins651
      @shantoreywilkins651 5 лет назад

      wa ja 📚📚📚🅰🅰📚📚📚
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    • @nemeemfaizi1427
      @nemeemfaizi1427 5 лет назад +5

      @Roger London sadly the rate of increase of federal debt has not slowed down under trump. I wonder why

  • @EsmieDoll
    @EsmieDoll 5 лет назад +20

    He did act like a toddler 🤣🤣

    • @doneestoner9945
      @doneestoner9945 5 лет назад +4

      He seems very unstable.

    • @catguthrie6264
      @catguthrie6264 5 лет назад +1

      @@doneestoner9945 he's a alcoholic....and it's going to get worse.

  • @l4ndst4nder
    @l4ndst4nder 5 лет назад +42

    That presser in the garden was surreal. Laughing off the situation, saying everyone has done this type of thing. Trump even made a couple self deprecating jokes which is incredibly rare. In nearly any other situation I would be saying Trump performed well. Instead that light hearted approach effectively highlighted how rampant abuse is.

    • @MsMary957
      @MsMary957 5 лет назад

      And how much it doesn't make a difference to them.

  • @rudolphmantoothbanksy5143
    @rudolphmantoothbanksy5143 5 лет назад +7

    This shit is classic. It's crazy to be alive in America these days.

  • @oboecoe
    @oboecoe 5 лет назад +5

    Anyone else notice that he called his Alma Mater "Yale College". Pretty sure it's Yale University Einstein. Or is there a Yale College in the middle of nowhere like there's a Harvard College in the middle of nowhere?

    • @IcyHedgehoger
      @IcyHedgehoger 3 года назад

      I’m sorry, but you are dumb and smug. “Yale College,” and “Harvard College,” refer to the undergraduate schools at the two universities.

  • @-grey
    @-grey 5 лет назад +1586

    *Truth doesn’t matter when you just vote for your team regardless of their integrity.*

    • @Herehear49
      @Herehear49 5 лет назад +46

      Sounds like America alright.

    • @CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb
      @CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb 5 лет назад +45

      Many of these politicians just use the following priorities:
      Political Party > Country > Truth
      And based on thoughts from others, this may be more accurate: Power > Money > Political Party > Country > Truth

    • @DaWrecka
      @DaWrecka 5 лет назад +26

      You forgot "my bank account", although I'm not completely sure where that would fit.

    • @shadowlord1418
      @shadowlord1418 5 лет назад +20

      Hmm sounds familiar a bit like ruining someone's life with no evidence.

    • @DemarMerka
      @DemarMerka 5 лет назад +22

      Self > Bank Account > Self > Political Party > Self Again > Country > Truth

  • @MyChilepepper
    @MyChilepepper 5 лет назад +24

    Did you Ralph a lot?: It propelled me to the top of my class.

  • @smartpiggy
    @smartpiggy 5 лет назад +28

    LMFAO! People couldn't hold a straight face behind Trump when he said he never had a glass of alcohol. 🤣😆🤣😆🤣 Trump has had many priceless moments. 👍

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 5 лет назад +1

      More likely advanced neurosyphilis: looks like his "personal Vietnam" ended up the same way the real one did..

  • @bethe192
    @bethe192 5 лет назад

    Jon chuckling in the background -- takes the edge off EVERY time. Thank you, both of you, you lovely gents, for helping us navigate all the damn darkness.

  • @612Tiberius
    @612Tiberius 5 лет назад +121

    Don't forget come this November folks; DON'T BOOF - VOTE!!

    • @konnermorris1753
      @konnermorris1753 5 лет назад

      Im going to fart when I want to. You cant make me do anything I dont want to!

    • @612Tiberius
      @612Tiberius 5 лет назад +1

      Konner Morris,
      Why can't you do both? That's why it's called the Voting Boof.

    • @konnermorris1753
      @konnermorris1753 5 лет назад +1

      @@612Tiberius shit. You got me.

    • @612Tiberius
      @612Tiberius 5 лет назад +1

      Getthefuckoffmylawn,
      Ahh, Stockholm Syndrome.... I understand.

    • @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
      @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 5 лет назад

      Winter is coming, so don't be aloof
      Vote blue this November, don't be a goof
      And whatever you do, please, please don't you boof

  • @jameswest9388
    @jameswest9388 5 лет назад +39

    I find it weird how anyone can be as confident about the midterms as they appear to be. People were this confident that Hillary would win but look how that turned out? How can you be that positive on midterms?

    • @TheWarLizard
      @TheWarLizard 5 лет назад +3

      James West When it came to Hillary it was confidence cause for all her flaws, she actually knew the job and her opponent was bloody TRUMP. Overconfidence but sincere.
      Now? It’s mostly just bullshitting. “Everything is going fine” in public “Oh god what’s gonna come out next, MILLER STOP BANGING THAT GOAT, THE LEAKS!” in private

    • @ishikawa1338
      @ishikawa1338 5 лет назад +1

      Haha, ur right, specially since only 1/3rd of the people will vote midterm that voted prez

    • @margaretjohnson6259
      @margaretjohnson6259 5 лет назад +1

      since democrats don't bother to vote there will be no blue trickle, much less any blue wave.

    • @countys32
      @countys32 5 лет назад +2

      That's why we all have to come out and vote, choose a side and vote regardless of its blue or red, all American's need to be heard.

    • @janeryan2709
      @janeryan2709 5 лет назад +2

      Hillary lost because of Russia. The election was so obviously manipulated if you look at the results. They were tailored to ensure Trump won technically while not even beginning to hide that Hillary, aside from Obama's 2008 win, received more votes than any other US presidential candidate in history.

  • @fredericlinden
    @fredericlinden 5 лет назад +2

    Hard to find a man in such a state of despair

  • @Kate-n2310
    @Kate-n2310 5 лет назад +183

    This is getting ridiculous.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 5 лет назад +17

      "getting ridiculous"?????

    • @bryanschneider7077
      @bryanschneider7077 5 лет назад +12

      Getting ridiculous? Did you just wake up from a two year coma?

    • @Mexicobeanpole
      @Mexicobeanpole 5 лет назад +3

      Ridiculous is long gone. This is rock bottom.

    • @tcphll
      @tcphll 5 лет назад +7

      TheTruthIsRacist, I'd rather be an unhinged leftist than an unpatriotic anti-American traitor such as yourself.

    • @ShadowStoryteller
      @ShadowStoryteller 5 лет назад

      To quote The Amazing Jonathan: "The wheel turns, but the hamster is dead..."

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 5 лет назад +118

    'I want the investigation to be full and complete as long as none of the relevant people are asked and none of the relevant questions are asked.'

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 5 лет назад

      Relevant to you, the accusers, or to the people who are doing the judging (senators)?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +34

    The four people on the investigation list didn't even have 'Donkey Dong Doug' on it. Sham!

  • @legzfalloffgirl5148
    @legzfalloffgirl5148 5 лет назад +2

    The statue of limitations on rape and sexual assault in the US needs to be removed. A crime doesn't stop being illegal just because a certain amount of time has passed

  • @scottbaxendale323
    @scottbaxendale323 5 лет назад +16

    CBS censored the word “Rusty”?

    • @lionharehart
      @lionharehart 5 лет назад

      I was looking for you!!! Promise, I won't give you the "rusty trombone". Just wanted to find a great mind!!

  • @michellewebb3044
    @michellewebb3044 5 лет назад +135

    Please VOTE in November. Please!

    • @crystalsoulslayer
      @crystalsoulslayer 5 лет назад +5

      I'm going to vote _so hard._ Beto FTW!

    • @ishikawa1338
      @ishikawa1338 5 лет назад +7

      For trump and repubs hell yeah, dems will never get this cu try back so they can ruin it more

    • @SerangelROM
      @SerangelROM 5 лет назад +1

      Red Tsunami incoming, better get to high ground dems.

    • @InterestsMayVary2234
      @InterestsMayVary2234 5 лет назад +2

      @@ishikawa1338 Don't worry, honey, you will grow up and learn how to talk like an adult some day. Yikes.

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 5 лет назад +1

      #RedTide, you mean: a toxic infestation that kills everything it touches.

  • @teamvlcn6820
    @teamvlcn6820 5 лет назад +112

    Always love more Stephen Colbert.

    • @maxhole2
      @maxhole2 5 лет назад +1

      Team VLCN , when you need a good dose of leftwing butthurt, There’s always Colburt !

  • @slurricrasher9923
    @slurricrasher9923 5 лет назад +1

    When Trump said "It is honestly one of my only good traits"
    I *LITERALLY* fell out of my chair laughing! Holy shit I got tears, now THAT I did not see coming. LOL

  • @mkkrupp2462
    @mkkrupp2462 5 лет назад +3

    Colbert definitely deserves the gold Emmy for 2018.

  • @Damogen
    @Damogen 5 лет назад +197

    Did Trump just trash himself? Basically saying that he is such an awful person that if you add alcohol even he agrees that he would be completely out of control?

    • @shupasopni
      @shupasopni 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah right even he's starting to figure it out.

    • @mokgobiledwaba8036
      @mokgobiledwaba8036 5 лет назад +10

      He did. Omg this man

    • @orionlleyessa1306
      @orionlleyessa1306 5 лет назад +25

      He just wanted to claim that he'd be number one in being bad. He has to claim top spot in Everything. Even this - such a narcissist.

    • @8Robba
      @8Robba 5 лет назад +10

      The funny thing is that onyx comment reads like a joke - a roast - but its actually a analysis of Trumps psychological structure

    • @onyxrafle8066
      @onyxrafle8066 5 лет назад

      Brother

  • @rosemanos5123
    @rosemanos5123 5 лет назад +23

    I have never heard of boofing until the Kavanaugh hearings. I did plenty of drinking and drugs in my 1980s college years but everything went down my throat (or up my nose).

    • @kingchad774
      @kingchad774 5 лет назад

      I swear I had no idea smh that's disgusted 😒

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool 5 лет назад +2

      You’re so old fashioned lol. Nowadays you can overdose on fentanyl just by touching a grocery cart with your bare hands.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 5 лет назад +1

      Same here! And I only had sex with willing partners too!

    • @jeremiahpacey1102
      @jeremiahpacey1102 5 лет назад

      T

    • @realitywave
      @realitywave 5 лет назад

      it is pretty common in the frat world. aka butt chugging.

  • @LY-uf2bh
    @LY-uf2bh 5 лет назад +3

    I really can't believe Americans voted for that guy.

  • @blacklanner5795
    @blacklanner5795 5 лет назад +25

    The president should not be deciding whether or not a criminal investigation should be conducted.

    • @yeticusrex1661
      @yeticusrex1661 5 лет назад

      Criminal Investigation? Who said that? We keep hearing that it's just a "Job Interview", therefore there is no due process. But then again, why call it a job interview when nearly half of the bosses already committed themselves to not hire before the interview (and before the person being interviewed was even named!). That's a poor way to run a business...

    • @blacklanner5795
      @blacklanner5795 5 лет назад +4

      @@yeticusrex1661 the government isn't a business and the FBI only investigates criminal matters. The FBI does not conduct civil investigations. Perjury is a criminal offense.
      Didn't think that needed to be explained.

    • @SerangelROM
      @SerangelROM 5 лет назад

      You are exactly right, there should have been a crime committed where there is evidence to be investigated, how ever there is neither a crime nor evidence to investigate so one should have never even been started in the first place.

    • @blacklanner5795
      @blacklanner5795 5 лет назад +3

      @@SerangelROM he was sworn in to testify. Lying under oath is a felony.
      If they asked, "what was your first car?" And he answered "Ford" but he actually owned a Chevy. He committed a felony.
      If he was interviewing for a job as a Starbucks barista nobody would care. But he's not interviewing to be a barista. He's interviewing to become a supreme court judge.
      He already is a judge. He knows how testimonies go. He knows what perjury is. But if he did it anyways, that shows he's a judge that doesn't actually care about the law. Thus he's actually terrible at his job and should not get hired. He would be a shitty barista and shouldn't get hired. I can't say that enough. People who lie and commit crimes are bad judges. Lying is bad.
      The job of the FBI is to see if he lied during his testimony. Not to dig and find a crime from the 80's.
      Did he lie in 2018? If he did, he doesn't get the job and should go to jail.
      Again, that really shouldn't have to be explained. It's not rocket surgery.

    • @assmaster420
      @assmaster420 5 лет назад +1

      Ya why let the most powerful person in the world make a decision?

  • @cardhutt
    @cardhutt 5 лет назад +74

    Lock him up! Lock him up!

    • @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
      @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 5 лет назад +1

      You'll have to be more specific than that hehe

    • @keith1859
      @keith1859 5 лет назад +1

      Lock him up. Where the proof - she changed her story 4 x -

  • @LeoFan93
    @LeoFan93 5 лет назад +36

    Friendly reminder that Bill Cosby did a similar thing and he still got jail time.

    • @grass7864
      @grass7864 5 лет назад +4

      LeoFan93
      There was a lot more evidence against him, to be fair.

    • @tagged123
      @tagged123 5 лет назад +2

      Tinilif Abinin yes, any at all would be more.

    • @stub2022
      @stub2022 5 лет назад +1

      Not even close.

    • @julianskinner3697
      @julianskinner3697 5 лет назад

      Didn't he admit to drugging a woman?

  • @Jackofhearts17
    @Jackofhearts17 5 лет назад +15

    The idea that Trump wakes up every morning after his mind has been wiped during the night makes complete sense. It explains everything.
    "What i'm the president?"
    "yes sir"
    "....how...well.. i guess i gotta roll with it now..."

  • @thomasjacobjr620
    @thomasjacobjr620 5 лет назад +1

    Love that John Baptiste played the theme from Miles Davis’ ‘Four’ when Colbert was talking about four people - probably the most brilliant music sting I’ve ever heard.