Judge Steve Harvey Is Still Terrible
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"The ring doesn't even fit, don't piss me off" absolutely sent me. There's something about the delivery that's so funny to me
“she should beat his *fucking* ass” KILLED MEEEEEEE
I know, she is so funny
Fr😂
"she should Beat his fucking ASS"
As someone who has received multiple bullshit rings that NEVER fit my tiny toddler fingers, that resonated deep in my soul 😂
Can you imagine if when Steve said " do you have anything to say to this woman?" The dude got down on one knee and proposed again?? That would have been the funniest shit ever
HELP I WOULDVE FUCKING CRIED
I WOULDA LOST MY MIND LMAOO
the sisyphus of proposal
@@ThrarmAnimation One must imagine Sisyphus happily(?) engaged
*hurriedly snatches shitty ring from evidence to use*
“This man done gave her a TRIBE of children” you need to invite both of them back on here again Jarvis PLEASE
Seconded.
Thirded
Forthed
please they're so good
FOR REAL
Love how they look like a divorced but cordial interracial couple who came to support their mixed child.
Who is mysteriously close to them in age.
You are so wrong for this LMFAO
I will never be able to unsee this now 😂
IM DEAD-
Jarvis got Alex's mustache gene 🎉
Steve Harvey vouching for a repeated cheater. Yeah, that tracks.
Birds of a feather...
Steve and his 3 marriages up there on the bench
A good TV show would be Alex and Olay being forced to represent awful clients without having a chance to brief them on anything, all while Jarvis both has no clue what's happening and has to play the role of judge
This would be a fantastic YT show!
Yes omg! Also this reminds me of Jarvis in the metaverse with the jury of children lmao
That sounds amazing
PLEEEASE
PLEASE
clicked for jarvis johnson, stayed for the lawyers.
Stayed for *OLAY*
Same ❤
Wait, those are't his parents?
I seriously hope the woman isn't an actual lawyer
@@allwoundup3574 how she acts outside her job doesn’t tell you how she acts in her job, she’s just having fun
“you can’t size rings you get out of a machine” ☠️☠️☠️🤣
Deceased😂
Olay is so funny. I really hope she reappears in the Jarvis cinematic universe at some point.
"why are they all the same style" "they came out the same machine" unparalleled. she was so right
She probably needs to wear bracelets as rings
@@allwoundup3574 And the crowd goes home
i have been a clerk for two years...my judge has been on the bench for almost two decades. I don't have enough fingers and toes to count how many times i have told them "your honor.....you can't do that"
Do judges even go to law school? Because I’m starting to wonder.
That's honestly scary. What the hell is the point of a judge if they don't even know the laws of their jurisdiction?
@@SakuraKurosaki10My dad is a judge but he was a prosecutor for decades before that, I always just kind of thought that was how it was for every judge. Now i’m wondering…
What for, I'm curious?
I'm confused, I thought most if not all judges started out as practicing lawyers, is that not the case? How does one become a judge without knowing the law?
"Nothing to show for the relationship but my children" is fucking CRAAAZY
those poor KIDS
the duality of man: Steve Harvey lawyers and Jarvis Johnson Lawyers
Inside you there are two wolves
@@cinnamuaroll Inside you there are two lawyers*
Inside of you there are two twos
@@1r745 there are two lawyers inside of you
Jarvis Johnson Jawyers* /j
Shout out to Olay. She's really the GOAT- her work is truly moving the needle in NYC.
Yessssss❤❤❤❤❤
Yeah? Is she heading up some important stuff up there?
I love her. Her personality is rare, shes super gorgeous and you know she's a good friend! ❤
@@shrubninja6444number one Eric Adam's hater. Certified
@@kevjumbanigahigafan1okay now I love her even more
I know that man didn’t just pull a “we were on a break!” While she was PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD???
literally he was trying to be ross geller so bad 😭
Steve Harvey has been divorced like 2-3 times because of infidelity, so it's not surprising that he is taking the guy's side even when ruling against him
As a general rule, the price of the ring shouldn't matter as long as the person you're getting it for likes it.
But when you buy three different rings and then go to court over it? Yeah, the rings being cheap just kind of adds insult to injury.
My husband spent $250 on my ring. It was perfect. We 21 and 20 when we got engaged. He had to get a credit card to get it. He even figured out my ring size.
Yeah, I don’t understand why some women want expensive rings when getting engaged just means you love each other so much that you’re marrying each other. Honestly, someone can give me the cheapest ring ever and I’d still say yes as long as we love each other.
But this man has the audacity to bring the mother of his children into court over cheap rings! And she still loves him apparently! I don’t understand it!
@@daydream5120wanting an expensive ring doesn’t make you any less of a person, if they have the budget and wanna get it for them then go ahead
They didn’t even fit her! That’s the craziest part! But my bf could propose with a ring pop and I would say yes, with that being said though my man isn’t garbage like this lmao
Honestly, the way Steve was talking ("he ain't a bad guy") is so much of how women get pressured and pushed to stay in miserable, garbage relationships. It's annoying how people will swear up and down that these lying, cheating jerks are "good guys!"
Steve is a serial cheater himself so of course he sympathizes with trash 🙄
@@GlitterC8k fair point, he's got to justify his own existence by arguing that cheating doesn't make you a bad person, so figures he'd act like that's not that big a deal
@@Vi_Vi_1It’s all contextual. If the cheater is an actual victim, it’s understandable. If they’re not, then no.
And if they’re cheating on each other? Why are they even in a relationship?
@@ByTheStorm eh, I don't like to think in absolutes so I'll leave room for special cases....but the vast majority of the time the person cheating is in the wrong. Relationships have problems, and the solutions are things like communicate, seek counseling, or end the relationship. I'm well acquainted with abuse (lived through it for a couple decades), and how hard it can be for some people to safely leave, but barring situations like "I cannot leave for my safety or the safety of my children" I think you're still in the wrong if you choose to cheat instead of leave.
(And if it's that dangerous to leave, it's also extremely dangerous to cheat, so still a bad idea just from a survival point)
@@Vi_Vi_1 Definitely agree with all that.
I humbly request Olay to have a permanent spot on the "I forced a lawyer to watch Judge Steve Harvey" series
Please!!!!! She is hilarious
Seconded!
She’s so fucking funny hahaha
THIS. She's hilarious
She is so funny they had such good banter
Obsessed with Olay the moment she said Steve Harvey was walking around like darkwing duck
That sent me!
I was absolutely not prepared for it, lmaoo
ONG
Not a lie told
“she is CURRENTLY. WITH OFFSPRING!” please bring Olay back more 💀
“He ain’t a bad guy” *SIR YES HE IS*
"I didnt get anything accept my kids" WHAT??? SHE CARRIED AND BIRTHED HIS CHILDREN AND HES STILL THROWING A FIT ABOUT THE RINGS? throw the whole man out
Olay saying "We ain't never gonna be free" had me so dead. I fell in love in an instant.
Hes got two now, his collection is expanding
One more and it matches the number of engagement rings 💍
Lawyers: gotta catch em all!
I did not expect this trial to end with both lawyers turning on their clients
Bro got 1 ring from a quarter machine, 1 from the claw machine, and 1 from the pharos tomb that comes with a curse
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
pharaoh's tomb
Of course Steve Harvey is going to say that an adulterer is a good guy who deserves instant forgiveness, because Steve Harvey is also an adulterer who thinks he’s a good guy who deserves instant forgiveness; Harvey recognizes his own kind.
His “dating advice” is essentially, “Men cheat, it’s just what we’re programmed to do… but also, it’s always the woman’s fault when the man cheats, so who REALLY needs to be apologizing?”
I expected this “verdict” from the jump. Ladies and Gentlemen: if you love yourselves, don’t listen to Steve.
Ngl taking *any* irl advice from the family feud guy is hilarious in isolation tbh
And he would probably lose his absolute damn mind if a woman were to cheat on HIM, right? Because women aren’t supposed to do that, only men can do that!
@@hiddenleafdrip3869 Ha! Very fair.
👏👏👏
doesn’t help that he got caught lockin lips with p diddler
jarvis with his fibonacci sequence of lawyers. don't think i didnt notice
Oh god he can only do like 2 more episodes max. He’s gonna need so many lawyers
@@andrewcarlson4484 like one of those alpha podcasts with a million microphones on this long table but the host is jarvis and everyone else is a lawyer
@@budgetincrease please Jarvis - do exactly this. Gather all the cheapest mics possible and get all the lawyers.
OMG HE CAN CALL IT JARVISPRUDENCE
@EvilHamsterbot this comment needs more likes ❤
I like the idea of Jarvis forcing increasing numbers of lawyers to watch Judge Steve Harvey.
Next year, Jarvis forces 600 lawyers to watch Judge Steve Harvey
They are all arguing at once while Jarvis just stares at the camera.
He could have his own trial
“this man clearly just wanted to meet Steve Harvey at her expense” DYINGGG
LMFAO "He aint shit and he bought a bunch of aint shit ass rings" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I DROPPED MY SPAGHETTI SPOON
WHY ARE YOU EATING SPAGHETTI WITH A SPOON
Olay having the same fit as Steve Harvey KILLS me, I love her sm
I'm so glad they included the photo!
HOOOOOOOOW DOES SHE SEE THIS AS A GOOD THING?? 😭😭 THAT WOMAN IS LONG GONE, like girl that man tried to SUE you 😭
And she’s way too pretty for him anyway damn!!
It’s the big girl low self esteem 😭 I can’t think of any other reason
@@Shoulderpads-mcgee OMG I know, it was breaking my heart the whole time. Girl you are funny and way too forgiving, not to mention beautiful! You can do so much better than this 🗑️. Heck, even just being alone would be better than dealing with his lying a$$.
She is angelically beautiful and deserves better.
Frrrr she's so gorgeous and there's so many actually good men that would worship the ground she walks on lol
I also partially think she feels like indebted to him cause he is the father of her children, that's how my mom was trapped in an abusive relationship with my dad for so long, she just wanted him to do HIS FUCKING JOB. so much learned incompetence that's literally rewarded by men like Steve fucking Harvey (also a serial cheater)
I want to preface by saying that the price of the ring shouldn’t matter. That being said, I am still mad that he spent $3400 on the three ugliest engagement rings I have seen in my entire life
For real. He could have just done it once and actually got a decent ring for all the money he spent!
Exactlyyy I didn't really like the price shaming that was done, but he chose some of the gaudiest rings.
Them insulting him for not spending a ton of money on a ring is hecked.
@@LizzyThatB yeah I got the ick from that. Price shouldn't matter if you love the person. (Also I'm someone who honestly would hate if someone spent a lot on a ring for me cause I grew up without money to spend frivolously).
@@scorchingbreadrather it’s the fact he’s suing her for unfitted, ugly, cheap rings. I don’t want any rings at my wedding (financially and religious reasons) but this is strange.
"Don't piss me off" truer words
I seriously hate the idea of the value of the ring being seen as related to the levels of love you have for someone. But... make sure you get a ring that effing fit properly!
I know why she wins so many cases. She is charming af
Agreed. Very relatable!
She's not charming at all
@@tykeboy16 found the person who wants to be different by disagreeing 😂
Nah he doesn’t want to be different, he’s telling facts. The amount of bias and pettiness she shows is very unbecoming of a lawyer. I hope this is not how she treats defense cases that she is involved in. Also, domestic abuse is not a joke.
How do we know how many cases she wins, I just heard of her.
i was already like "you can't sue someone for a gift" and then he pulled out the "i got nothing but my children" -
does he know what pregnancy is?
well he explicitly didn’t pull out shit
@@squidvink help
Olay is the people’s voice i love her sm, she says everything i’m thinking 😭
The split of Olay being so real and Alex half heartedly trying to find any sort of "defense" for that man is sending me
She's sure as shit not my voice. She about ruined this damn video.
@@allwoundup3574 not u commenting in most of these comments, lmao. If u didn’t like her, u could’ve easily clicked off the video.
@@coconuttwaterrr keep following me, baby girl
This is one of the funniest commentaries you've ever done, Jarvis. PLEASE make this a separate regular show with those two! You all have great chemistry.
I’m like 99 percent sure you can get rings resized, which makes this entire situation even funnier.
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Not sure who you're referring to but I agree
HAHAHSHAHA
Yes, Jervis must be stopped before he collects all the lawyers like he's on a Pokémon rub 😂😂
Erron: Speaks
Olay: Imma beat his ass
🤣
And she's right
The thing she beats up is furniture
So it’s ok for violence when it’s a man? Like if the woman had a cheap dress would it be ok if a male lawyer said that?
@@rockstarsupervillain a woman who has a cheap dress is not at all what the video was about lmao. It was a disgusting rat of a man who takes 0 responsibility, is a serial cheater, doesn't care about his kids or girlfriend, and emotional manipulates her into staying. On top of it all, hes suing her for cheap, ugly, rings that he didn't even take the time to size properly. If you think the only reason she was mad was cus the rings were cheap, you pay much attention to the video or your empathizing with a man like that
@@rockstarsupervillainthis isn’t what was said 😭 it’s a joke. Ofc violence isn’t okay either way
When my first husband proposed to me and the ring was like 3 sizes too big. I thought maybe he got a deal on a demo ring or something so I got it sized and didn’t think too much about it. I then found out years later from his mom that he had proposed to another girl with it and she said no so he kept it. I was livid.
Oooh think I see why he was the /first/ husband lol
Imagine watching your dad go on TV and he says you're worth less than $3400 to him.
I'm now convinced that Jarvis just lost the password to his main account
Can't wait for you to force an entire jury, prosecution, defender, Judge and executioner to watch Harvey
I feel like the justice system usually is like this horrible broken place where dreams go to die but Steve Harvey really put a possitive spin on it by convincing that mother of 3 to cosider fucking up her life for the 4th time. Everything is burning!
Love Jarvis and Alex but I am OBSESSED with Olay! She's hilarious!
Except for that gross take on ring prices. Sorry not everyone can afford to spend several thousand dollars on ONE ring
@@stevendemayo3631she clarified later in the video that there’s nothing wrong with buying cheaper rings.
@@stevendemayo3631yeah that was pretty fucking yikes
@@stevendemayo363114:37
@@stevendemayo3631she later clarifies its not about spending a huge wad of money, but that hes fucking around while expecting a loyal tradwife and cant even deliver on his part of the traditional relationship, and then suing the mother of his three kids for the money she definitely needs more as primary caregiver. i dunno if any of these cases are real or just improv but if its real it sounds like a pattern of financial abuse.
4:10 I love her, but this is insane. Spending more than 1k on an engament ring?? My parents spent ~200€ on their wedding rings (each of them) and I'm planning on doing the same. I know that engagements are a big cultural thing in the US, but that still sounds insane to me 😭
Love the guests calling out judges just basically picking the story they like and the clerks and such doing a ton of the work. As someone whose worked private and state both for attorneys and courts.
Attorneys recite laws and bills. Judges recite outcomes, but have their support workers dive back into those cases to recall why the outcome was reached unless it was so absurd they have to remember more details.
i absolutely love jarvis’ obsession with this show
Not him trying to Ross Geller his way out “we were on a break”
I need Olay back IMMEDIATELY💅
I'm so used to queer relationships that straight couple drama is like a whole different world. Like, why is she staying with him if he's cheating? Why does she keep having his kids and why is that the reason they keep getting engaged? Hell, why does everyone care about the price of engagement rings??
Yes.
When I got into the dating scene, I told my queer roommate, “Man, straight dating is fucked.” She thought for a second about how rude she was allowed to get and said, “Yeah you’re all a mess.”
with the price its “you gave her 3400 worth of rings and have the nerve to ask for the money back like you spent all that much”
I'm in a straight relationship but equally confused. I'm knocking on wood every day because I do not want to go back into the dating game. Shit's wild out there.
@@moongem4489 Same for me, I have absolutely given up on finding a partner because of the trend for aspiring to a rubbish heap.
“One day he gone get it right”
Okay and what is true for this 4th hypothetical ring that wasn’t for the last 3 real rings😭😭😭
I got broken up with last night. I have been BAWLING 😭 my eyes out since then. I turned this on and now I'm laughing so hard. Thank you so much! These other two with you are HILARIOUS. I would love for this to be a reoccurring thing. 😊
hope you feel better ❤ the universe will bring good things
Sorry to hear that and hope you’re doing ok!
@@goldjoyproducer I am doing better! I have a beach trip planned with my daughter. We leave tomorrow. ☺️
Hate that for you, it literally feels the same as a flu, been there way too many times. But it heals like the flu too. Gotta rest and give it time. Hope you take some time out to pamper yourself!
Sorry to hear about your breakup. Take really good care of yourself, ok?
The collective mic raises at 14:12 had me cryin 😂
Literally. 😂 There wasn't anything to even say.
That accent jumped right out of homegirl the more unhinged this got 😂😂😂 I love it
My partner and I have been saying "We're never gonna be free" to each other ever since we watched this
THANK YOU for tagging Lolo and Olay in the description. I can’t tell you how many times I try to find someone’s channels after a video and creators don’t tag them
feeling so free yet so premium rn
The fact that all the women, all of them including our lawyer friend Olay, saw the fuckery coming a mile away. This man couldn't hide anything. Also, at about 14.15 the way all 3 of them sat there with their mikes looking perplexed...that was all of us. P.s. hilarious with the old school dial up sounds
Can't wait for next year, when Jarvis makes a whole courtroom watch Judge Steve Harvey
She called it so quickly and i love her for it
please, Olay is so funny and she bouces off of Alex so well. She really fills up the room with energy and lets Alex feed on it and shine. I love people like that, that instead of stealing the spotlight for themselves drag people to it with them. I am begging Jarvis to keep bringing her for this series, this was so much fun
This is the first time I'm seeing Olay and she carried this video. I like the idea of them defending different sides. Please do more of these; hopefully with a more ambiguous case next time.
0:03 I'm not gonna lie, at the start of the video Alex looks really green screened in, or like a cardboard cut-out, and I find that hilarious.
I love how Olay is herself EVERYWHERE lol. She’s so down to earth but still about her business
why did they not get married after the first ring was lost? Do they think marriage is dependent on the ring on your finger?
Like "ope, gotta do it again, first one didn't work"
That dark wing duck comment took me out😂😂 I love Olay already, I need her to be a recurring guest
The fucking second I heard that joke I was like oh this video is going to be unreal
hes making more lawyers
jarvis, you've always been gorgeous but something about that mustache lately has been KILLING it. you look good, man, love your content.
set of solid stashies in this vid, a trio if one counts The Honorable Judge Harvey
I desperately need more of this trio because this madness went by way too fast!
I heard “Greg Abbott exposé” and sprinted to Olay’s channel. Her energy and 0 tolerance for BS are just amazing 👏🤣
i NEED more of olay and lolo arguing with jarvis in between
i am obsessed with olay, please never stop doing this series
“ i think that his rings are.. beautiful”
“no theyre not they’re not beautiful they ain’t shit”
if I'm with a partner who gives me an engagement ring that costs more than $1000 I am instantly denying the ring. I don't want one more than $500, and hopefully less than $200. I'd take one costing $50.
To me that is a waste of money.
Thank you i always feel so judged by other women that i dont have a massive diamond. The “doesn’t your husband love you” drive me up the wall.
Yeah, going that high for some ring is ridiculous.
@@springflowersofdistantdaysright. It doesn't have to be expensive but it does have to be high quality because they're expected to last like...forever. problem is cheap rings are low quality.
I took 1 law class in college. The only thing I remember is to not propose from thanksgiving to Valentine’s Day because in that that time frame there are a lot of holidays where giving a ring is a common gift.
obsessed with Olay and her energy, she might tell u a joke!! but she will never tell a LIE!!!!!!!!
Jarvis has blessed the Jarvlings with a new video!!!
This is a week of my different RUclips worlds colliding. Olay is so awesome. Her appearance on the breakfast club ripping Eric Adams a new one is amazing.
“Hes a sicko. Hes sick. Hes a sick man. This man clearly just wanted to meet Steve Harvey at her expense” 😭🙏🏻
9:37 the look of absolute FEAR on his face seeing how Olay will react to what this man just said is hilarious
Olay is absolutely hysterical, another vote for a permanent place on the "forcing lawyers to watch judge shows" LOL
In the state of Minnesota, as a matter of law, engagement rings are a conditional gift dependent on the marriage taking place. If you get married, the ring is yours to keep, but if the marriage does not take place, it must be returned.
I thought I was losing my mind, thank you for this comment. From MN and I was like waaaaait but I returned my engagement ring instead of going to court lol😂
I had to look it up to be sure because I thought that wasn't right when she said that. I'm also from MN, but I think it's a conditional gift in a lot of places. Which makes sense, as I see it.
@@averysspookshowspectacular6205 IT appears to be more common for it to be a conditional gift, than not. Seems strange for Olay to frame it as if it's a federal law rather than "state-to-state".
Even if it wasn't a conditional gift, I don't understand people who would want to keep their engagement ring. It would torment me whenever I see it and because of the meaning behind it, I'd feel guilty selling it too. My ex was preparing to propose when I caught him cheating and if I had waited or he'd already proposed, I would've left the ring on our bed that morning I left to fly back to my parents for him to see when he came back from his mum's place that evening. That's if I didn't take it off and throw it on the ground next to the couch he was sleeping on when I woke him up to dump him instead.
I know not everyone thinks this way and many people would have no trouble selling or keeping it, I just don't understand it myself.
@Cyntaria I think the people who keep them are doing it out of pettiness. I don't know why anyone would want to keep that tie to someone they don't like otherwise.
Also, I'm sorry for what happened with your ex. That really sucks, but good for you for dumping him instead of sticking around. If he was cheating that close to proposing to you, I doubt he would have stopped just cause you signed a paper.
Olay brought a great energy to the group and raised the funny ness all around, I hope she comes back
Lolo and Olay should be on opposing sides defending steve harvey court cases more, i'm in tears
The dynamic between Alex, Jarvis and Olay was *chef kiss*
Oh man please invite them both back! This was hilarious! I love this series. "you can’t size rings you get out of a machine” 💀💀
Completely unrelated, but I can’t get over the accent switch of Olay. I’m from the Bahamas I don’t know if anyone else is familiar with a Bahamian or other Caribbean accents, but it’s so similar. 4:49 & 6:19
Both my parents are Caribbean and I was thinking the same thing while watching!! I kept thinking “where is she FROM?!!”” lol
omg i thought the same!!!! im from the caribbean as well
I heard it too, I’m white midwesterner but my former boss was from Trini and my ears perked way up on a few words Olay said that had me wondering. I’m guessing she may have family from the Caribbean wether or not she’d lived there herself 100%
She's Bahamian
I'm going to guess he bought the first ring cheap at a pawn shop immediately after learning she was pregnant. He may have done the same thing three times. That would explain why they were so cheap and also didn't fit.
How'd he get the same ring twice though? That's what blows my mind!
i’m in love with olay. she’s my new favorite person oh my gosh. i was struggling to keep from laughing out loud in the kitchen at 3 am
I love this group together 😂😂 Having them back up the separate people involved is sending me
All three of these people are wonderful
Olay is so funny omg, every single one of her remarks were ON POINT
queen shit really
I honestly cannot imagine having $1,000 engagement ring. My ex-husband kept telling me he wanted to save up and get me a ring and I had to beg him not to I don't feel comfortable with it What if I lose it I lose shit ALL THE TIME I also dont want to get robbed I don't want to lose it and then be down thousands of dollars Please don't I told him if it cost more than 500 I would never wear it
Interesting, 1k is more on the cheap side for engagement rings but that’s nice of you to consider frugality and I hope he listens to what you want 😊
This. I’ve already told my girlfriend I want a sword for our mantle. I may wear a silicon ring but I really hate the feeling of jewelry
@@PhoenixSanityengagement sword is fucking amazing
@monicarenee7949 Yeah, I looked it up, and less than 10% of engagement rings purchased are less than $1000. Average is around 5k.
Honestly same, please DO NOT spend that much money on a piece of jewelry PLEASE
I need more of these please! The dynamic and commentary was so much fun to watch.
As a jeweler who repairs and sizes engagement rings every day, this hits home 😂 I’m with Olay lol
The number of lawyers in each video about Steve Harvey is going to form the Fibonacci sequence.