Judge Steve Harvey Is Still Terrible

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @noplace3571
    @noplace3571 6 месяцев назад +10277

    "The ring doesn't even fit, don't piss me off" absolutely sent me. There's something about the delivery that's so funny to me

    • @sh4rkb4it
      @sh4rkb4it 6 месяцев назад

      “she should beat his *fucking* ass” KILLED MEEEEEEE

    • @moomagooweeaboo
      @moomagooweeaboo 6 месяцев назад +168

      I know, she is so funny

    • @miyuruniethanthirige
      @miyuruniethanthirige 6 месяцев назад +11

      Fr😂

    • @funty420
      @funty420 6 месяцев назад

      "she should Beat his fucking ASS"

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 6 месяцев назад +86

      As someone who has received multiple bullshit rings that NEVER fit my tiny toddler fingers, that resonated deep in my soul 😂

  • @maxbracegirdle9990
    @maxbracegirdle9990 6 месяцев назад +2263

    Can you imagine if when Steve said " do you have anything to say to this woman?" The dude got down on one knee and proposed again?? That would have been the funniest shit ever

    • @NocturnalTyphlosion
      @NocturnalTyphlosion 6 месяцев назад +90

      HELP I WOULDVE FUCKING CRIED

    • @weavesnatched7957
      @weavesnatched7957 6 месяцев назад +51

      I WOULDA LOST MY MIND LMAOO

    • @Thrarm
      @Thrarm 5 месяцев назад +23

      the sisyphus of proposal

    • @jemberlou
      @jemberlou 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@Thrarm One must imagine Sisyphus happily(?) engaged

    • @emberleaf2341
      @emberleaf2341 5 месяцев назад +9

      *hurriedly snatches shitty ring from evidence to use*

  • @xnaileditx
    @xnaileditx 6 месяцев назад +7207

    “This man done gave her a TRIBE of children” you need to invite both of them back on here again Jarvis PLEASE

  • @DilleeDallee
    @DilleeDallee 6 месяцев назад +1412

    i have been a clerk for two years...my judge has been on the bench for almost two decades. I don't have enough fingers and toes to count how many times i have told them "your honor.....you can't do that"

    • @SakuraKurosaki10
      @SakuraKurosaki10 6 месяцев назад +149

      Do judges even go to law school? Because I’m starting to wonder.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 6 месяцев назад +176

      That's honestly scary. What the hell is the point of a judge if they don't even know the laws of their jurisdiction?

    • @lillatreat
      @lillatreat 6 месяцев назад +163

      @@SakuraKurosaki10My dad is a judge but he was a prosecutor for decades before that, I always just kind of thought that was how it was for every judge. Now i’m wondering…

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 6 месяцев назад +6

      What for, I'm curious?

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 6 месяцев назад +28

      I'm confused, I thought most if not all judges started out as practicing lawyers, is that not the case? How does one become a judge without knowing the law?

  • @HisVirusness
    @HisVirusness 6 месяцев назад +741

    Steve Harvey vouching for a repeated cheater. Yeah, that tracks.

  • @starlesspaw
    @starlesspaw 6 месяцев назад +5479

    “you can’t size rings you get out of a machine” ☠️☠️☠️🤣

    • @samb3209
      @samb3209 6 месяцев назад +48

      Deceased😂

    • @meifennellysieu7510
      @meifennellysieu7510 6 месяцев назад +141

      Olay is so funny. I really hope she reappears in the Jarvis cinematic universe at some point.

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink 6 месяцев назад +100

      "why are they all the same style" "they came out the same machine" unparalleled. she was so right

    • @allwoundup3574
      @allwoundup3574 6 месяцев назад

      She probably needs to wear bracelets as rings

    • @reallifezuzu
      @reallifezuzu 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@allwoundup3574 And the crowd goes home

  • @CalamitasCalliope
    @CalamitasCalliope 6 месяцев назад +3601

    A good TV show would be Alex and Olay being forced to represent awful clients without having a chance to brief them on anything, all while Jarvis both has no clue what's happening and has to play the role of judge

    • @halfwen4575
      @halfwen4575 6 месяцев назад +154

      This would be a fantastic YT show!

    • @adrianpink8144
      @adrianpink8144 6 месяцев назад +116

      Yes omg! Also this reminds me of Jarvis in the metaverse with the jury of children lmao

    • @alexisb3829
      @alexisb3829 6 месяцев назад +13

      That sounds amazing

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies 6 месяцев назад +10

      PLEEEASE

    • @meripwallace
      @meripwallace 6 месяцев назад +9

      PLEASE

  • @Vi_Vi_1
    @Vi_Vi_1 6 месяцев назад +5162

    Honestly, the way Steve was talking ("he ain't a bad guy") is so much of how women get pressured and pushed to stay in miserable, garbage relationships. It's annoying how people will swear up and down that these lying, cheating jerks are "good guys!"

    • @GlitterC8k
      @GlitterC8k 6 месяцев назад +798

      Steve is a serial cheater himself so of course he sympathizes with trash 🙄

    • @Vi_Vi_1
      @Vi_Vi_1 6 месяцев назад +396

      @@GlitterC8k fair point, he's got to justify his own existence by arguing that cheating doesn't make you a bad person, so figures he'd act like that's not that big a deal

    • @ByTheStorm
      @ByTheStorm 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@Vi_Vi_1It’s all contextual. If the cheater is an actual victim, it’s understandable. If they’re not, then no.
      And if they’re cheating on each other? Why are they even in a relationship?

    • @Vi_Vi_1
      @Vi_Vi_1 6 месяцев назад +198

      @@ByTheStorm eh, I don't like to think in absolutes so I'll leave room for special cases....but the vast majority of the time the person cheating is in the wrong. Relationships have problems, and the solutions are things like communicate, seek counseling, or end the relationship. I'm well acquainted with abuse (lived through it for a couple decades), and how hard it can be for some people to safely leave, but barring situations like "I cannot leave for my safety or the safety of my children" I think you're still in the wrong if you choose to cheat instead of leave.
      (And if it's that dangerous to leave, it's also extremely dangerous to cheat, so still a bad idea just from a survival point)

    • @ByTheStorm
      @ByTheStorm 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@Vi_Vi_1 Definitely agree with all that.

  • @Dell-ol6hb
    @Dell-ol6hb 6 месяцев назад +284

    Steve Harvey has been divorced like 2-3 times because of infidelity, so it's not surprising that he is taking the guy's side even when ruling against him

  • @snookiewhip
    @snookiewhip 6 месяцев назад +3687

    Love how they look like a divorced but cordial interracial couple who came to support their mixed child.

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 месяцев назад +531

      Who is mysteriously close to them in age.

    • @kcyraho29
      @kcyraho29 6 месяцев назад +387

      You are so wrong for this LMFAO

    • @kandyappleview
      @kandyappleview 6 месяцев назад +157

      I will never be able to unsee this now 😂

    • @ladydiamond6611
      @ladydiamond6611 6 месяцев назад +58

      IM DEAD-

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga 6 месяцев назад +127

      Jarvis got Alex's mustache gene 🎉

  • @cerestrial8591
    @cerestrial8591 6 месяцев назад +1299

    I know that man didn’t just pull a “we were on a break!” While she was PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD???

    • @elliottsalibi
      @elliottsalibi 6 месяцев назад +51

      literally he was trying to be ross geller so bad 😭

  • @stanalldogs
    @stanalldogs 6 месяцев назад +4787

    clicked for jarvis johnson, stayed for the lawyers.

    • @Krinbo
      @Krinbo 6 месяцев назад +91

      Stayed for *OLAY*

    • @yurfavsis
      @yurfavsis 6 месяцев назад +3

      Same ❤

    • @ArthurB26
      @ArthurB26 6 месяцев назад +13

      Wait, those are't his parents?

    • @allwoundup3574
      @allwoundup3574 6 месяцев назад +2

      I seriously hope the woman isn't an actual lawyer

    • @stanalldogs
      @stanalldogs 6 месяцев назад +50

      @@allwoundup3574 how she acts outside her job doesn’t tell you how she acts in her job, she’s just having fun

  • @matteroffactCA
    @matteroffactCA 6 месяцев назад +4318

    the duality of man: Steve Harvey lawyers and Jarvis Johnson Lawyers

    • @cinnamuaroll
      @cinnamuaroll 6 месяцев назад +111

      Inside you there are two wolves

    • @antoinebugnicourt808
      @antoinebugnicourt808 6 месяцев назад +76

      ​@@cinnamuaroll Inside you there are two lawyers*

    • @1r745
      @1r745 6 месяцев назад +13

      Inside of you there are two twos

    • @Fluff_Noodles
      @Fluff_Noodles 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@1r745 there are two lawyers inside of you

    • @awesomekittyzombie
      @awesomekittyzombie 6 месяцев назад +8

      Jarvis Johnson Jawyers* /j

  • @WalkingPhoenix-so2dm
    @WalkingPhoenix-so2dm 6 месяцев назад +283

    "Nothing to show for the relationship but my children" is fucking CRAAAZY

  • @bishielurfer
    @bishielurfer 6 месяцев назад +465

    As a general rule, the price of the ring shouldn't matter as long as the person you're getting it for likes it.
    But when you buy three different rings and then go to court over it? Yeah, the rings being cheap just kind of adds insult to injury.

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 6 месяцев назад +41

      My husband spent $250 on my ring. It was perfect. We 21 and 20 when we got engaged. He had to get a credit card to get it. He even figured out my ring size.

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 6 месяцев назад +26

      Yeah, I don’t understand why some women want expensive rings when getting engaged just means you love each other so much that you’re marrying each other. Honestly, someone can give me the cheapest ring ever and I’d still say yes as long as we love each other.
      But this man has the audacity to bring the mother of his children into court over cheap rings! And she still loves him apparently! I don’t understand it!

    • @Thighlicious
      @Thighlicious 4 месяца назад

      @@daydream5120wanting an expensive ring doesn’t make you any less of a person, if they have the budget and wanna get it for them then go ahead

    • @tjistheb13
      @tjistheb13 3 месяца назад +9

      They didn’t even fit her! That’s the craziest part! But my bf could propose with a ring pop and I would say yes, with that being said though my man isn’t garbage like this lmao

  • @shannon1921
    @shannon1921 6 месяцев назад +3827

    Shout out to Olay. She's really the GOAT- her work is truly moving the needle in NYC.

    • @ThisIzSeanie
      @ThisIzSeanie 6 месяцев назад +25

      Yessssss❤❤❤❤❤

    • @shrubninja6444
      @shrubninja6444 6 месяцев назад +28

      Yeah? Is she heading up some important stuff up there?

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion 6 месяцев назад +58

      I love her. Her personality is rare, shes super gorgeous and you know she's a good friend! ❤

    • @kevjumbanigahigafan1
      @kevjumbanigahigafan1 6 месяцев назад +138

      ​@@shrubninja6444number one Eric Adam's hater. Certified

    • @ghintz2156
      @ghintz2156 6 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@kevjumbanigahigafan1okay now I love her even more

  • @jasper8293
    @jasper8293 6 месяцев назад +421

    "I didnt get anything accept my kids" WHAT??? SHE CARRIED AND BIRTHED HIS CHILDREN AND HES STILL THROWING A FIT ABOUT THE RINGS? throw the whole man out

  • @annaliesecancilla894
    @annaliesecancilla894 6 месяцев назад +1079

    Obsessed with Olay the moment she said Steve Harvey was walking around like darkwing duck

    • @heyg0ld
      @heyg0ld 6 месяцев назад +22

      That sent me!

    • @GeminiTasiri
      @GeminiTasiri 6 месяцев назад +22

      I was absolutely not prepared for it, lmaoo

    • @bee.42069
      @bee.42069 6 месяцев назад +7

      ONG

    • @Chitownhomestead
      @Chitownhomestead 6 месяцев назад +3

      Not a lie told

  • @anenemystand5582
    @anenemystand5582 6 месяцев назад +117

    I did not expect this trial to end with both lawyers turning on their clients

  • @daftoptimist
    @daftoptimist 6 месяцев назад +223

    “He ain’t a bad guy” *SIR YES HE IS*

  • @zuzzzied
    @zuzzzied 6 месяцев назад +1253

    Hes got two now, his collection is expanding

    • @GlitterC8k
      @GlitterC8k 6 месяцев назад +69

      One more and it matches the number of engagement rings 💍

    • @mollysministuff
      @mollysministuff 6 месяцев назад +12

      Lawyers: gotta catch em all!

  • @Labbayahu
    @Labbayahu 6 месяцев назад +1341

    HOOOOOOOOW DOES SHE SEE THIS AS A GOOD THING?? 😭😭 THAT WOMAN IS LONG GONE, like girl that man tried to SUE you 😭

    • @c12486
      @c12486 6 месяцев назад +180

      And she’s way too pretty for him anyway damn!!

    • @Shoulderpads-mcgee
      @Shoulderpads-mcgee 6 месяцев назад +173

      It’s the big girl low self esteem 😭 I can’t think of any other reason

    • @mparstrikesback
      @mparstrikesback 6 месяцев назад +136

      ​@@Shoulderpads-mcgee OMG I know, it was breaking my heart the whole time. Girl you are funny and way too forgiving, not to mention beautiful! You can do so much better than this 🗑️. Heck, even just being alone would be better than dealing with his lying a$$.

    • @daftoptimist
      @daftoptimist 6 месяцев назад +46

      She is angelically beautiful and deserves better.

    • @ghoulishtoad
      @ghoulishtoad 6 месяцев назад

      Frrrr she's so gorgeous and there's so many actually good men that would worship the ground she walks on lol
      I also partially think she feels like indebted to him cause he is the father of her children, that's how my mom was trapped in an abusive relationship with my dad for so long, she just wanted him to do HIS FUCKING JOB. so much learned incompetence that's literally rewarded by men like Steve fucking Harvey (also a serial cheater)

  • @marilynmalcolm9920
    @marilynmalcolm9920 6 месяцев назад +1236

    Of course Steve Harvey is going to say that an adulterer is a good guy who deserves instant forgiveness, because Steve Harvey is also an adulterer who thinks he’s a good guy who deserves instant forgiveness; Harvey recognizes his own kind.
    His “dating advice” is essentially, “Men cheat, it’s just what we’re programmed to do… but also, it’s always the woman’s fault when the man cheats, so who REALLY needs to be apologizing?”
    I expected this “verdict” from the jump. Ladies and Gentlemen: if you love yourselves, don’t listen to Steve.

    • @hiddenleafdrip3869
      @hiddenleafdrip3869 6 месяцев назад +117

      Ngl taking *any* irl advice from the family feud guy is hilarious in isolation tbh

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 месяцев назад

      And he would probably lose his absolute damn mind if a woman were to cheat on HIM, right? Because women aren’t supposed to do that, only men can do that!

    • @marilynmalcolm9920
      @marilynmalcolm9920 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@hiddenleafdrip3869 Ha! Very fair.

    • @keawarren
      @keawarren 6 месяцев назад +8

      👏👏👏

    • @Grim_sights
      @Grim_sights 6 месяцев назад

      doesn’t help that he got caught lockin lips with p diddler

  • @heartofglass666
    @heartofglass666 6 месяцев назад +194

    “she is CURRENTLY. WITH OFFSPRING!” please bring Olay back more 💀

  • @belialofeden
    @belialofeden 6 месяцев назад +85

    Bro got 1 ring from a quarter machine, 1 from the claw machine, and 1 from the pharos tomb that comes with a curse

    • @yeebler
      @yeebler 6 месяцев назад +3

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @grimeydanny4214
      @grimeydanny4214 Месяц назад +1

      pharaoh's tomb

  • @AFineWar
    @AFineWar 6 месяцев назад +510

    Olay saying "We ain't never gonna be free" had me so dead. I fell in love in an instant.

  • @moniqueprem
    @moniqueprem 6 месяцев назад +2983

    I know why she wins so many cases. She is charming af

    • @briesthoughts2261
      @briesthoughts2261 6 месяцев назад +69

      Agreed. Very relatable!

    • @tykeboy16
      @tykeboy16 6 месяцев назад +17

      She's not charming at all

    • @luc11_
      @luc11_ 6 месяцев назад +357

      @@tykeboy16 found the person who wants to be different by disagreeing 😂

    • @henryy.4878
      @henryy.4878 6 месяцев назад +26

      Nah he doesn’t want to be different, he’s telling facts. The amount of bias and pettiness she shows is very unbecoming of a lawyer. I hope this is not how she treats defense cases that she is involved in. Also, domestic abuse is not a joke.

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 6 месяцев назад +4

      How do we know how many cases she wins, I just heard of her.

  • @budgetincrease
    @budgetincrease 6 месяцев назад +1756

    jarvis with his fibonacci sequence of lawyers. don't think i didnt notice

    • @andrewcarlson4484
      @andrewcarlson4484 6 месяцев назад +185

      Oh god he can only do like 2 more episodes max. He’s gonna need so many lawyers

    • @budgetincrease
      @budgetincrease 6 месяцев назад +214

      @@andrewcarlson4484 like one of those alpha podcasts with a million microphones on this long table but the host is jarvis and everyone else is a lawyer

    • @EvilHamsterbot
      @EvilHamsterbot 6 месяцев назад +106

      @@budgetincrease please Jarvis - do exactly this. Gather all the cheapest mics possible and get all the lawyers.

    • @EvilHamsterbot
      @EvilHamsterbot 6 месяцев назад +85

      OMG HE CAN CALL IT JARVISPRUDENCE

    • @auntiem0thman
      @auntiem0thman 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@EvilHamsterbot this comment needs more likes ❤

  • @normalguy246
    @normalguy246 6 месяцев назад +54

    “this man clearly just wanted to meet Steve Harvey at her expense” DYINGGG

  • @EmbryW
    @EmbryW 6 месяцев назад +60

    "Don't piss me off" truer words

  • @khrysalis0289
    @khrysalis0289 6 месяцев назад +362

    Erron: Speaks
    Olay: Imma beat his ass
    🤣

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx 6 месяцев назад +21

      And she's right

    • @allwoundup3574
      @allwoundup3574 6 месяцев назад

      The thing she beats up is furniture

    • @rockstarsupervillain
      @rockstarsupervillain 6 месяцев назад +1

      So it’s ok for violence when it’s a man? Like if the woman had a cheap dress would it be ok if a male lawyer said that?

    • @arospec2712
      @arospec2712 5 месяцев назад

      @@rockstarsupervillain a woman who has a cheap dress is not at all what the video was about lmao. It was a disgusting rat of a man who takes 0 responsibility, is a serial cheater, doesn't care about his kids or girlfriend, and emotional manipulates her into staying. On top of it all, hes suing her for cheap, ugly, rings that he didn't even take the time to size properly. If you think the only reason she was mad was cus the rings were cheap, you pay much attention to the video or your empathizing with a man like that

    • @arthursmarthur
      @arthursmarthur 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@rockstarsupervillainthis isn’t what was said 😭 it’s a joke. Ofc violence isn’t okay either way

  • @CynicalNerd-uq3nk
    @CynicalNerd-uq3nk 6 месяцев назад +1139

    I want to preface by saying that the price of the ring shouldn’t matter. That being said, I am still mad that he spent $3400 on the three ugliest engagement rings I have seen in my entire life

    • @bishielurfer
      @bishielurfer 6 месяцев назад +124

      For real. He could have just done it once and actually got a decent ring for all the money he spent!

    • @scorchingbread
      @scorchingbread 6 месяцев назад +115

      Exactlyyy I didn't really like the price shaming that was done, but he chose some of the gaudiest rings.

    • @LizzyThatB
      @LizzyThatB 6 месяцев назад +56

      Them insulting him for not spending a ton of money on a ring is hecked.

    • @scorchingbread
      @scorchingbread 6 месяцев назад +63

      @@LizzyThatB yeah I got the ick from that. Price shouldn't matter if you love the person. (Also I'm someone who honestly would hate if someone spent a lot on a ring for me cause I grew up without money to spend frivolously).

    • @_Funaroma
      @_Funaroma 6 месяцев назад +99

      @@scorchingbreadrather it’s the fact he’s suing her for unfitted, ugly, cheap rings. I don’t want any rings at my wedding (financially and religious reasons) but this is strange.

  • @uncannyvalley2113
    @uncannyvalley2113 6 месяцев назад +283

    i was already like "you can't sue someone for a gift" and then he pulled out the "i got nothing but my children" -
    does he know what pregnancy is?

    • @squidvink
      @squidvink 6 месяцев назад +25

      well he explicitly didn’t pull out shit

    • @uncannyvalley2113
      @uncannyvalley2113 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@squidvink help

  • @MYo-to9lc
    @MYo-to9lc 6 месяцев назад +94

    LMFAO "He aint shit and he bought a bunch of aint shit ass rings" MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I DROPPED MY SPAGHETTI SPOON

    • @halaileybailey
      @halaileybailey 6 месяцев назад +10

      WHY ARE YOU EATING SPAGHETTI WITH A SPOON

  • @PJ-Creativity
    @PJ-Creativity 6 месяцев назад +30

    I’m like 99 percent sure you can get rings resized, which makes this entire situation even funnier.

  • @yusufkadar
    @yusufkadar 6 месяцев назад +891

    HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

    • @KalliDavies
      @KalliDavies 6 месяцев назад +57

      Not sure who you're referring to but I agree

    • @cinnamuaroll
      @cinnamuaroll 6 месяцев назад +6

      HAHAHSHAHA

    • @Prettywhite4awhiteguy
      @Prettywhite4awhiteguy 6 месяцев назад +12

      Yes, Jervis must be stopped before he collects all the lawyers like he's on a Pokémon rub 😂😂

  • @Dippedinsilver1974
    @Dippedinsilver1974 6 месяцев назад +148

    When my first husband proposed to me and the ring was like 3 sizes too big. I thought maybe he got a deal on a demo ring or something so I got it sized and didn’t think too much about it. I then found out years later from his mom that he had proposed to another girl with it and she said no so he kept it. I was livid.

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 месяцев назад +52

      Oooh think I see why he was the /first/ husband lol

  • @janskans
    @janskans 6 месяцев назад +1221

    Olay is the people’s voice i love her sm, she says everything i’m thinking 😭

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 6 месяцев назад +82

      The split of Olay being so real and Alex half heartedly trying to find any sort of "defense" for that man is sending me

    • @allwoundup3574
      @allwoundup3574 6 месяцев назад +1

      She's sure as shit not my voice. She about ruined this damn video.

    • @coconuttwaterrr
      @coconuttwaterrr 6 месяцев назад +24

      @@allwoundup3574 not u commenting in most of these comments, lmao. If u didn’t like her, u could’ve easily clicked off the video.

    • @allwoundup3574
      @allwoundup3574 5 месяцев назад

      @@coconuttwaterrr keep following me, baby girl

  • @TommyCrosby
    @TommyCrosby 6 месяцев назад +87

    I seriously hate the idea of the value of the ring being seen as related to the levels of love you have for someone. But... make sure you get a ring that effing fit properly!

  • @DivorceDecreed
    @DivorceDecreed 6 месяцев назад +17

    This is one of the funniest commentaries you've ever done, Jarvis. PLEASE make this a separate regular show with those two! You all have great chemistry.

  • @ZombieGravitation
    @ZombieGravitation 6 месяцев назад +188

    Not him trying to Ross Geller his way out “we were on a break”

  • @amelia3146
    @amelia3146 6 месяцев назад +686

    Olay having the same fit as Steve Harvey KILLS me, I love her sm

    • @lostshot
      @lostshot 6 месяцев назад +4

      I'm so glad they included the photo!

  • @cookingwithsilence
    @cookingwithsilence 6 месяцев назад +147

    I feel like the justice system usually is like this horrible broken place where dreams go to die but Steve Harvey really put a possitive spin on it by convincing that mother of 3 to cosider fucking up her life for the 4th time. Everything is burning!

  • @kesia872
    @kesia872 6 месяцев назад +24

    She called it so quickly and i love her for it

  • @mollyreagan2982
    @mollyreagan2982 6 месяцев назад +17

    “One day he gone get it right”
    Okay and what is true for this 4th hypothetical ring that wasn’t for the last 3 real rings😭😭😭

  • @Flanclanman
    @Flanclanman 6 месяцев назад +420

    I like the idea of Jarvis forcing increasing numbers of lawyers to watch Judge Steve Harvey.
    Next year, Jarvis forces 600 lawyers to watch Judge Steve Harvey

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 месяцев назад +20

      They are all arguing at once while Jarvis just stares at the camera.

    • @mollysministuff
      @mollysministuff 6 месяцев назад +3

      He could have his own trial

  • @kka337
    @kka337 6 месяцев назад +202

    The collective mic raises at 14:12 had me cryin 😂

    • @biankacable2020
      @biankacable2020 6 месяцев назад +13

      Literally. 😂 There wasn't anything to even say.

  • @miaallen6119
    @miaallen6119 6 месяцев назад +1061

    Love Jarvis and Alex but I am OBSESSED with Olay! She's hilarious!

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 6 месяцев назад +39

      Except for that gross take on ring prices. Sorry not everyone can afford to spend several thousand dollars on ONE ring

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@stevendemayo3631she clarified later in the video that there’s nothing wrong with buying cheaper rings.

    • @RatClowns
      @RatClowns 6 месяцев назад +18

      ​​@@stevendemayo3631yeah that was pretty fucking yikes

    • @Ren-tv2pp
      @Ren-tv2pp 6 месяцев назад

      @@stevendemayo363114:37

    • @Daedalussi
      @Daedalussi 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@stevendemayo3631she later clarifies its not about spending a huge wad of money, but that hes fucking around while expecting a loyal tradwife and cant even deliver on his part of the traditional relationship, and then suing the mother of his three kids for the money she definitely needs more as primary caregiver. i dunno if any of these cases are real or just improv but if its real it sounds like a pattern of financial abuse.

  • @ceering99
    @ceering99 6 месяцев назад +16

    Imagine watching your dad go on TV and he says you're worth less than $3400 to him.

  • @SabrinaRina
    @SabrinaRina 6 месяцев назад +16

    Love the guests calling out judges just basically picking the story they like and the clerks and such doing a ton of the work. As someone whose worked private and state both for attorneys and courts.
    Attorneys recite laws and bills. Judges recite outcomes, but have their support workers dive back into those cases to recall why the outcome was reached unless it was so absurd they have to remember more details.

  • @snail8009
    @snail8009 6 месяцев назад +337

    i absolutely love jarvis’ obsession with this show

  • @kierrafield9168
    @kierrafield9168 6 месяцев назад +450

    I need Olay back IMMEDIATELY💅

  • @Z.A.N.E
    @Z.A.N.E 6 месяцев назад +13912

    I humbly request Olay to have a permanent spot on the "I forced a lawyer to watch Judge Steve Harvey" series

    • @melanie1825
      @melanie1825 6 месяцев назад +456

      Please!!!!! She is hilarious

    • @pixelmushroom
      @pixelmushroom 6 месяцев назад +115

      Seconded!

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 6 месяцев назад +214

      She’s so fucking funny hahaha

    • @joshpedregon3188
      @joshpedregon3188 6 месяцев назад +84

      THIS. She's hilarious

    • @Mylo8328
      @Mylo8328 6 месяцев назад +112

      She is so funny they had such good banter

  • @Onnz_
    @Onnz_ 6 месяцев назад +24

    I'm now convinced that Jarvis just lost the password to his main account

  • @kingintern7566
    @kingintern7566 6 месяцев назад +19

    My partner and I have been saying "We're never gonna be free" to each other ever since we watched this

  • @Mande1985
    @Mande1985 6 месяцев назад +295

    I got broken up with last night. I have been BAWLING 😭 my eyes out since then. I turned this on and now I'm laughing so hard. Thank you so much! These other two with you are HILARIOUS. I would love for this to be a reoccurring thing. 😊

    • @konigsfeetsucker
      @konigsfeetsucker 6 месяцев назад

      hope you feel better ❤ the universe will bring good things

    • @goldjoyproducer
      @goldjoyproducer 6 месяцев назад +44

      Sorry to hear that and hope you’re doing ok!

    • @Mande1985
      @Mande1985 6 месяцев назад +53

      @@goldjoyproducer I am doing better! I have a beach trip planned with my daughter. We leave tomorrow. ☺️

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 месяцев назад +15

      Hate that for you, it literally feels the same as a flu, been there way too many times. But it heals like the flu too. Gotta rest and give it time. Hope you take some time out to pamper yourself!

    • @heyg0ld
      @heyg0ld 6 месяцев назад +9

      Sorry to hear about your breakup. Take really good care of yourself, ok?

  • @angelfahlife6000
    @angelfahlife6000 6 месяцев назад +150

    That accent jumped right out of homegirl the more unhinged this got 😂😂😂 I love it

  • @pranavkarmarkar
    @pranavkarmarkar 6 месяцев назад +210

    Can't wait for next year, when Jarvis makes a whole courtroom watch Judge Steve Harvey

  • @artemis88899
    @artemis88899 Месяц назад +5

    4:10 I love her, but this is insane. Spending more than 1k on an engament ring?? My parents spent ~200€ on their wedding rings (each of them) and I'm planning on doing the same. I know that engagements are a big cultural thing in the US, but that still sounds insane to me 😭

  • @elfo5856
    @elfo5856 6 месяцев назад +35

    why did they not get married after the first ring was lost? Do they think marriage is dependent on the ring on your finger?
    Like "ope, gotta do it again, first one didn't work"

  • @vasilybullock7967
    @vasilybullock7967 6 месяцев назад +330

    Can't wait for you to force an entire jury, prosecution, defender, Judge and executioner to watch Harvey

  • @pricelesspoprocks1412
    @pricelesspoprocks1412 6 месяцев назад +170

    hes making more lawyers

  • @mirahg99
    @mirahg99 6 месяцев назад +213

    feeling so free yet so premium rn

  • @jordanr.2120
    @jordanr.2120 6 месяцев назад +121

    I'm so used to queer relationships that straight couple drama is like a whole different world. Like, why is she staying with him if he's cheating? Why does she keep having his kids and why is that the reason they keep getting engaged? Hell, why does everyone care about the price of engagement rings??

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 месяцев назад +6

      Yes.

    • @Psychobabble6
      @Psychobabble6 6 месяцев назад +25

      When I got into the dating scene, I told my queer roommate, “Man, straight dating is fucked.” She thought for a second about how rude she was allowed to get and said, “Yeah you’re all a mess.”

    • @labochstone
      @labochstone 6 месяцев назад +14

      with the price its “you gave her 3400 worth of rings and have the nerve to ask for the money back like you spent all that much”

    • @moongem4489
      @moongem4489 6 месяцев назад +15

      I'm in a straight relationship but equally confused. I'm knocking on wood every day because I do not want to go back into the dating game. Shit's wild out there.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 6 месяцев назад

      @@moongem4489 Same for me, I have absolutely given up on finding a partner because of the trend for aspiring to a rubbish heap.

  • @margaretdowling4200
    @margaretdowling4200 6 месяцев назад +40

    THANK YOU for tagging Lolo and Olay in the description. I can’t tell you how many times I try to find someone’s channels after a video and creators don’t tag them

  • @soshiangel90
    @soshiangel90 6 месяцев назад +69

    I desperately need more of this trio because this madness went by way too fast!

  • @Katze4
    @Katze4 6 месяцев назад +29

    0:03 I'm not gonna lie, at the start of the video Alex looks really green screened in, or like a cardboard cut-out, and I find that hilarious.

  • @blacxthornE
    @blacxthornE 6 месяцев назад +166

    This is the first time I'm seeing Olay and she carried this video. I like the idea of them defending different sides. Please do more of these; hopefully with a more ambiguous case next time.

  • @cjmilliam8275
    @cjmilliam8275 6 месяцев назад +20

    That dark wing duck comment took me out😂😂 I love Olay already, I need her to be a recurring guest

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 месяцев назад +2

      The fucking second I heard that joke I was like oh this video is going to be unreal

  • @theTastiestNacho
    @theTastiestNacho 6 месяцев назад +16

    please, Olay is so funny and she bouces off of Alex so well. She really fills up the room with energy and lets Alex feed on it and shine. I love people like that, that instead of stealing the spotlight for themselves drag people to it with them. I am begging Jarvis to keep bringing her for this series, this was so much fun

  • @SuperAH1985
    @SuperAH1985 6 месяцев назад +122

    The fact that all the women, all of them including our lawyer friend Olay, saw the fuckery coming a mile away. This man couldn't hide anything. Also, at about 14.15 the way all 3 of them sat there with their mikes looking perplexed...that was all of us. P.s. hilarious with the old school dial up sounds

  • @monicarenee7949
    @monicarenee7949 6 месяцев назад +54

    I love how Olay is herself EVERYWHERE lol. She’s so down to earth but still about her business

  • @melancholymyth
    @melancholymyth 6 месяцев назад +120

    i NEED more of olay and lolo arguing with jarvis in between

  • @artespeck8091
    @artespeck8091 2 месяца назад +2

    “Hes a sicko. Hes sick. Hes a sick man. This man clearly just wanted to meet Steve Harvey at her expense” 😭🙏🏻

  • @bogella2225
    @bogella2225 6 месяцев назад +4

    I took 1 law class in college. The only thing I remember is to not propose from thanksgiving to Valentine’s Day because in that that time frame there are a lot of holidays where giving a ring is a common gift.

  • @epicsheppeck
    @epicsheppeck 6 месяцев назад +92

    i am obsessed with olay, please never stop doing this series

  • @predaderpgaming1042
    @predaderpgaming1042 6 месяцев назад +31

    All three of these people are wonderful

  • @BeepBeepBeepBEEPSBXGG
    @BeepBeepBeepBEEPSBXGG 6 месяцев назад +103

    Jarvis has blessed the Jarvlings with a new video!!!

  • @gracedell
    @gracedell 6 месяцев назад +4

    i’m in love with olay. she’s my new favorite person oh my gosh. i was struggling to keep from laughing out loud in the kitchen at 3 am

  • @darrenpoppleton6661
    @darrenpoppleton6661 6 месяцев назад +39

    This is a week of my different RUclips worlds colliding. Olay is so awesome. Her appearance on the breakfast club ripping Eric Adams a new one is amazing.

  • @skyekeating349
    @skyekeating349 6 месяцев назад +84

    I'm going to guess he bought the first ring cheap at a pawn shop immediately after learning she was pregnant. He may have done the same thing three times. That would explain why they were so cheap and also didn't fit.

    • @fanime1
      @fanime1 6 месяцев назад

      How'd he get the same ring twice though? That's what blows my mind!

  • @born2Bgoth
    @born2Bgoth 6 месяцев назад +102

    jarvis, you've always been gorgeous but something about that mustache lately has been KILLING it. you look good, man, love your content.

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 6 месяцев назад +8

      set of solid stashies in this vid, a trio if one counts The Honorable Judge Harvey

  • @xtuffcookiex
    @xtuffcookiex 2 месяца назад +1

    I need more of these please! The dynamic and commentary was so much fun to watch.

  • @MegKaylee
    @MegKaylee 6 месяцев назад +8

    I heard “Greg Abbott exposé” and sprinted to Olay’s channel. Her energy and 0 tolerance for BS are just amazing 👏🤣

  • @SkeleTea
    @SkeleTea 6 месяцев назад +43

    Olay brought a great energy to the group and raised the funny ness all around, I hope she comes back

  • @chimmy8095
    @chimmy8095 6 месяцев назад +60

    Completely unrelated, but I can’t get over the accent switch of Olay. I’m from the Bahamas I don’t know if anyone else is familiar with a Bahamian or other Caribbean accents, but it’s so similar. 4:49 & 6:19

    • @stacy_bee
      @stacy_bee 6 месяцев назад +13

      Both my parents are Caribbean and I was thinking the same thing while watching!! I kept thinking “where is she FROM?!!”” lol

    • @cyburia
      @cyburia 6 месяцев назад +4

      omg i thought the same!!!! im from the caribbean as well

    • @SirArthurTheGreat
      @SirArthurTheGreat 6 месяцев назад +8

      I heard it too, I’m white midwesterner but my former boss was from Trini and my ears perked way up on a few words Olay said that had me wondering. I’m guessing she may have family from the Caribbean wether or not she’d lived there herself 100%

    • @Bajanqtay2012
      @Bajanqtay2012 6 месяцев назад +10

      She's Bahamian

  • @eh7322
    @eh7322 6 месяцев назад +17

    Olay is absolutely hysterical, another vote for a permanent place on the "forcing lawyers to watch judge shows" LOL

  • @lanceelliott2504
    @lanceelliott2504 6 месяцев назад +2

    9:37 the look of absolute FEAR on his face seeing how Olay will react to what this man just said is hilarious

  • @podgy5
    @podgy5 3 месяца назад +1

    I love this group together 😂😂 Having them back up the separate people involved is sending me

  • @maureenrobertshaw7375
    @maureenrobertshaw7375 6 месяцев назад +64

    In the state of Minnesota, as a matter of law, engagement rings are a conditional gift dependent on the marriage taking place. If you get married, the ring is yours to keep, but if the marriage does not take place, it must be returned.

    • @MissThaaang
      @MissThaaang 6 месяцев назад +8

      I thought I was losing my mind, thank you for this comment. From MN and I was like waaaaait but I returned my engagement ring instead of going to court lol😂

    • @averysspookshowspectacular6205
      @averysspookshowspectacular6205 6 месяцев назад +6

      I had to look it up to be sure because I thought that wasn't right when she said that. I'm also from MN, but I think it's a conditional gift in a lot of places. Which makes sense, as I see it.

    • @cheezitza9639
      @cheezitza9639 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@averysspookshowspectacular6205 IT appears to be more common for it to be a conditional gift, than not. Seems strange for Olay to frame it as if it's a federal law rather than "state-to-state".

    • @Cyntaria
      @Cyntaria 6 месяцев назад +4

      Even if it wasn't a conditional gift, I don't understand people who would want to keep their engagement ring. It would torment me whenever I see it and because of the meaning behind it, I'd feel guilty selling it too. My ex was preparing to propose when I caught him cheating and if I had waited or he'd already proposed, I would've left the ring on our bed that morning I left to fly back to my parents for him to see when he came back from his mum's place that evening. That's if I didn't take it off and throw it on the ground next to the couch he was sleeping on when I woke him up to dump him instead.
      I know not everyone thinks this way and many people would have no trouble selling or keeping it, I just don't understand it myself.

    • @averysspookshowspectacular6205
      @averysspookshowspectacular6205 6 месяцев назад +5

      @Cyntaria I think the people who keep them are doing it out of pettiness. I don't know why anyone would want to keep that tie to someone they don't like otherwise.
      Also, I'm sorry for what happened with your ex. That really sucks, but good for you for dumping him instead of sticking around. If he was cheating that close to proposing to you, I doubt he would have stopped just cause you signed a paper.

  • @lightanddarkness44
    @lightanddarkness44 6 месяцев назад +45

    Oh man please invite them both back! This was hilarious! I love this series. "you can’t size rings you get out of a machine” 💀💀

  • @tomdelongjohns
    @tomdelongjohns 6 месяцев назад +38

    OLAY!! SHE'S SO BRILLIANT!! AND SO FUNNY!! i'm so excited to watch this

  • @Seypenni
    @Seypenni 5 месяцев назад +2

    the combo of you three is amazing!! so funny and awesome. Please have them back on

  • @ghostgripe
    @ghostgripe 6 месяцев назад +5

    Lolo and Olay should be on opposing sides defending steve harvey court cases more, i'm in tears

  • @angelet_mandarinax
    @angelet_mandarinax 6 месяцев назад +6

    I love this two lawyers and the random guy in the middle, so cool!

  • @greendaybmt
    @greendaybmt 6 месяцев назад +15

    "That's classist" then Olay making those noises killed me

  • @pirimi
    @pirimi 6 месяцев назад +52

    Olay is so funny omg, every single one of her remarks were ON POINT
    queen shit really

  • @Maker0824
    @Maker0824 6 месяцев назад +49

    if I'm with a partner who gives me an engagement ring that costs more than $1000 I am instantly denying the ring. I don't want one more than $500, and hopefully less than $200. I'd take one costing $50.
    To me that is a waste of money.

    • @tinykitsune0387
      @tinykitsune0387 6 месяцев назад +22

      Thank you i always feel so judged by other women that i dont have a massive diamond. The “doesn’t your husband love you” drive me up the wall.

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 6 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah, going that high for some ring is ridiculous.

    • @casadastraphobia
      @casadastraphobia 6 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@springflowersofdistantdaysright. It doesn't have to be expensive but it does have to be high quality because they're expected to last like...forever. problem is cheap rings are low quality.

  • @lydiagentry6467
    @lydiagentry6467 6 месяцев назад +2

    As a jeweler who repairs and sizes engagement rings every day, this hits home 😂 I’m with Olay lol

  • @apallo.11
    @apallo.11 6 месяцев назад +98

    obsessed with Olay and her energy, she might tell u a joke!! but she will never tell a LIE!!!!!!!!