It's not just garbage, it's a statement on how polluted our natural environment is these days: A former tree, wrapped around former earth minerals, yet both have now been reduced to being common pollutants. The tree/plant structure of the paper, encasing the can is a metaphor for all the litter polluting the hedgerows these days... 🤓🤫🤣 ... Half of art is about the bull story you give it 🤫
I feel like I'd be besties cause I'd enable her, had a friend in elementary that secretly like to eat chapstick and I secretly brought them different flavors all the time to school cause her parents wouldn't buy them for her.....we both got into trouble together lol
6:05..."We're a little busy right now, we cant find our baby"...6:17 "I'm sure it will turn up". Um Ma'am....it's a missing baby!!!! lmaooooo!! That has me rollin!!!! 😂😂😂
at 4:57, its actually very normal for newborns to look pale when their born. im black and both of my biological parents are black but when i was born i was i came out white (like Kris's complexion) but now im darker skinned lol
@@Arkyn.hbecause the sun gives smth to make your eyes darker depending on how your eye is made when your born so it either becomes darker colored or stays the same depending on how your eye processes the light I don't know if that's it I know it's similar to that
Some of those plots feel like something me and my friends would come up with playing dolls after watching not age-appropriate telenovellas or reality shows accidentally.
If gerbils cost between $5 and $10, that will mean, if we take the median price as the benchmark figure, 400,000 gerbils at $7.50 each. If we also assume an average weight of approximately 0.2 pounds avoirdupois, that's approximately 36.363636 et cetera lng tons/metric tons, or, if you prefer the short ton of 2000 pounds, 40 of those. But, since we're talking gerbils here, first mating season you'll get 4-8 pups per breeding pair, so if there's 200,000 breeding pairs for $3,000,000 then that will mean 800,000 to 1,600,000 pups, so the next breeding season that year you're looking at 1,600,000 breeding pairs, so long as you look only at the median, meaning that at the year's end you're looking at approximately 12,800,000 gerbils in total. And 10% of those gerbils, being 10% of those gerbils, that's a lot of epilepsy! The moral of this story is, as a result, you're gonna need a bigger gerbil playpen!
For the people wondering, yes babies look a different complexion when they are born (usually more pale) but another bigger reason is genetic recombination. Skin is made by combination of many genes together to form all the different hues of skin tones that we have. So if the mother or the father are carrier of the lighter/darker genes and its a wee bit higher in number the baby can be of a different skin tone than their parents. How do i know this? i study about this :)
11:58 I love How he says “Oh no, I can’t betray Alice” when he LITERALLY CHEATED ON HER just a few seconds ago !!! It’s too late to NOT BETRAY HER, GREG !
I totally relate! I have disabilities and can't take showers as often as I'd like to because it's really painful. Today I did after multiple days because I have to go to the office tomorrow. If I saw this just a couple of hours earlier, I would have felt called out too! LOL
"We are hispanic this baby is clearly caucasian" As a Hispanic Latino I will have to say that hispanic just means from a spanish speaking place. Like SPAIN. Spanish people are often white. Thats why so many Latin people are degrees of all colors. Cuz the vast majority of people have white genes. My mom has very dark skin, my dad does not. Me and my brother came out white. Like that baby has like a 85%-100% chance of being white.
Yeah my partner has two Hispanic parents and yet people have thought we were siblings (I use to get called toothpaste because of how white I was, for reference)
I needed this after my manic breakdown it helped 😂 and thank you for bringing Gunther back and the fact that he is as honest as ever I give him mad props pulling no punches lmfao😂
Not me actually going closer when she said closer😂. Also the baby looking funny is what happened to me, I was born with a full head of jet black hair and I am now the most blonde person, it’s crazy!
Kris always complements us but can we actually appreciate how GORGEOUS kris is!! like she is literally perfect in every way!! aka “the most expensive piece of garbage 🥺😘😘” WE LOVE YOU KRIS!!! ❤❤❤❤
Part with hispanic parents: During my service i met a guy who had physical appearance of a black guy but... white skin, blue eyes, red heir. He was born on Madagascar. Long story short, his grate grandfather was British officer, truth came to life thanks to DNA test and his granny . Wild coincidence of gene activity😊.
Omigosh! I was literally dying to watch you today! I’ve already watched all your videos, you don’t even know 🙃 Your humour is all I need. I love your videos, Kris! ❤️
Hey KMK, I've been watching your channel for a while, and I just want to ask you to please not overwork yourself, especially if you are feeling sad or depressed because it only makes it worse and harder to handle we all love your content even if you don't post as much. P.S. Sorry if im over analyzing, but I've noticed how you have dyed your hair recently and have started to wear darker clothes and both of those habits (if you can call them that) are signs of depression and or masking depression but all I'm saying is we all want you to be happy ❤💜
12:38 This is officially the most aptly named episode I’m calling it Bc seriously Wtf is that channel, hs Kris, you’re awesome & I love you, stay your awesome & beautiful self, hun!! 🤗🤗🤗❤️
0:21 it is not only garbage but also ✨very expensive garbage✨(edit: omg thanks for the 127 likes, what 139 thanks I never got this many likes thank you )
I really needed to watch this right now. Bc I am dealing with a big lost in my family and Kris uploading and making me smile is helping me a bit thank you so much.
I love how she answered the door and said "we can't find our baby" and the neighbor responded with "I'm so sorry to hear that I'm sure it'll turn up" 😭😂💀
my best friend just ended our friendship completely suddenly, and your joking attitude totally helped get my mind off of things. Thank you for sharing love here
Im 35 and my parents are in their mid 70s, and my mom talked to me a couple weeks ago about her will and what she would want me to do, and it made me cry cuz i dont want to ever think about my parents not being here😂 im way too emotional to ever shmurder someone😂😂
Yay, we love u Kris! The minute I saw you posted I stopped what I was doing and had to watch ur vid! U work so hard and it is so admiring and inspiring! We all love you and good luck! ❤
Just clicked in on one of your shorts and got the notification that you uploaded like perfect timing 😂 I clicked on the notification so fast Btw love your videos you’re so funny and the best RUclipsr ❤
I actually LOVE her character Gunter !! or however you spell it 😂😂 “come ,come I show you my work !” I always say that when I show ppl I made something 😂
Kris, we need to talk about the hair… I LOVE IT, BEAUTIFUL HAIR 🫶🥰 Edit: THANKS FOR THE LIKES LOVELY PEOPLE OUT THERE~💕 Edit: YALL ARE WONDERFUL 🎀🤭 LOVE YA
“It’s very expensive garbage” got me dying😂
Don't translate...😠
ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้.
@@universaltoons ok i wont
WE are the most expensive garbage
It's not just garbage, it's a statement on how polluted our natural environment is these days: A former tree, wrapped around former earth minerals, yet both have now been reduced to being common pollutants. The tree/plant structure of the paper, encasing the can is a metaphor for all the litter polluting the hedgerows these days... 🤓🤫🤣
... Half of art is about the bull story you give it 🤫
No it didn't. Why are you lying?
6:17 I like how she just casually says, "I'm sure it'll turn up," like they misplaced their damn car key.
Lmao I was dying at thay😂😂😂😂😂
That*
Kris reminds me of that one friend we all had in elementary school that would eat glue sticks
No bc thats me
me and my friend used to split glue sticks during class..
@@PURPLE_1234AAA2min ago
@@RoseTaped403 😋 yummy glue stick
I feel like I'd be besties cause I'd enable her, had a friend in elementary that secretly like to eat chapstick and I secretly brought them different flavors all the time to school cause her parents wouldn't buy them for her.....we both got into trouble together lol
Even the subtitles are wrong! 🤣 "Does your wife know about you throwing your NEW BIRD in the trash" did me in! 😆
8:29
*WANNA WANNA WANNA WANNA WANNA WANNA WANNA WANNA*
such inspirational words
Like the Little Engine That Could, except a tiny bit more passive aggressive 😂😂😂
What an entrance too like from famous wrestling shows
The person who edits tomorrow's teaching's diet is ten energy drinks every 6 hours
i think the subtitles are auto generated✋️💀
I cannot lie how much this made me laugh, i feel terrible
I actually really appreciate the compliments at the beginning of your videos. It sometimes really helps. I was struggling today. Thank you. ❤
Keep going! You’re doing great ❤
You have a beautiful brains
Auntie Kris is like our guardian savior & angel sent upon from another dimension 😭
Same~ was going to comment something similar. Keep your head up hon ❤
6:05..."We're a little busy right now, we cant find our baby"...6:17 "I'm sure it will turn up". Um Ma'am....it's a missing baby!!!! lmaooooo!! That has me rollin!!!! 😂😂😂
6:12 "they're useless sacks of meat" 😭😭 IM DYING
Literally so true
@@LozB-h8m....
@trinajackson7178 they aren't lying tbh-
at 4:57, its actually very normal for newborns to look pale when their born. im black and both of my biological parents are black but when i was born i was i came out white (like Kris's complexion) but now im darker skinned lol
Yh. And I was blue eyed. Now my color is closer to black
@@THEw3irdOneYoul0veyeah, all babies are born with blue eyes, I can’t exactly remember why though.
@@Arkyn.hbecause the sun gives smth to make your eyes darker depending on how your eye is made when your born so it either becomes darker colored or stays the same depending on how your eye processes the light I don't know if that's it I know it's similar to that
Same
Lol me too, I actually came out almost albino, I was pink, now I got bronze tone skin
Thank you for the lovely compliment ❤😂
Ye thank you
Don't translate...😠
ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้
@@universaltoonsermm
To know me you have to buy me i cost 2617373929192921928392982839292919282828182828191828291828 dollars!
I saw this comment before I started the video, and Kris ran past all my expectations. 😂😂
Some of those plots feel like something me and my friends would come up with playing dolls after watching not age-appropriate telenovellas or reality shows accidentally.
If gerbils cost between $5 and $10, that will mean, if we take the median price as the benchmark figure, 400,000 gerbils at $7.50 each. If we also assume an average weight of approximately 0.2 pounds avoirdupois, that's approximately 36.363636 et cetera lng tons/metric tons, or, if you prefer the short ton of 2000 pounds, 40 of those.
But, since we're talking gerbils here, first mating season you'll get 4-8 pups per breeding pair, so if there's 200,000 breeding pairs for $3,000,000 then that will mean 800,000 to 1,600,000 pups, so the next breeding season that year you're looking at 1,600,000 breeding pairs, so long as you look only at the median, meaning that at the year's end you're looking at approximately 12,800,000 gerbils in total.
And 10% of those gerbils, being 10% of those gerbils, that's a lot of epilepsy!
The moral of this story is, as a result, you're gonna need a bigger gerbil playpen!
What was the v point of this @@victoriafelix5932
Yeah the sound like the plots of me and my friends iMovies back in 2020
YES EXACTLY 😂
@@victoriafelix5932yes yes, so, how much does it cost to hire 4 hitmans? (I’m just joking… it’s for research… trust)
It’s the “I’m sure it’ll turn up” (a baby) for me LOOOOL
Fr
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"How'd you like your Dhar Mann?"
"Rancid"
YIPPEE
Omg how does her hair always look so good
Fr !
IKR LIKE HOW?
HOW I WAS FIRST-
Fr I love her so much❤❤
Cause it’s Kris, she is amazing. Always pulls off everything
The accent on point. And most expensive garbage is crazy 😭😭😭
Fr Fr
Yep ✋
As if auntie Kris had a built-in voice speaker inside of her
Frr
For the people wondering, yes babies look a different complexion when they are born (usually more pale) but another bigger reason is genetic recombination. Skin is made by combination of many genes together to form all the different hues of skin tones that we have. So if the mother or the father are carrier of the lighter/darker genes and its a wee bit higher in number the baby can be of a different skin tone than their parents.
How do i know this? i study about this :)
6:11 "They're useless sacks of meat that can't even move " 😂 I'm dying
“And not because it’s greasy and you have washed it in a couple days” STAWP CALLING ME OUTTT😭🤭
Carmen there is so calm and literally said “I’m sure it’ll turn up” like a missing infant is exactly like losing your keys. 🤣🤣🤣
"To the untrained, unintelligent eye." Where does Kris come up with this stuff? I love it so much
“Hello 🤓👋🏻” lol i felt like this was something that edna would do from the incredibles
AH TY FOR HEARTING MY COMMENT
Edna is so iconic thooo❤❤❤
@@coconutsnackies ik thats y i compared the two icons
@DontReadMyProfilePicture-z4v what if…i read it
Yes 👍
I love when Kris compliments us, it’s just like if I’m having a bad day I can just watch her videos and i just am instantly happier yk ? 💕
Yes. I know.
11:58 I love How he says “Oh no, I can’t betray Alice” when he LITERALLY CHEATED ON HER just a few seconds ago !!! It’s too late to NOT BETRAY HER, GREG !
Salut tatie Annie j'espère que tu vas bien je t'aimes vous êtes mes meilleure amie toi et tatie kris 😊❤️❤️
@@Solènelamigonnelicorne Je vais très bien, et toi ? 💛
@@CrewAnne87 est-ce que tu m'aimes tatie Annie tu me la jamais dis alors je me demandais 😊😊❤️
He also threw out her child, and when she asked where the kid was, he helped her look
Uncommon sense right there
14:14 Did they ever get the baby out of the trash?
The bald alien guy was the baby, not even joking
@@cooliostarstache5474 Yeah that's what I got from it, I think Kris just totally missed it.
@@cooliostarstache5474so alien babies just grow up in like 2 seconds? Turn into 50 year old men?
"Not because it's greasy and you haven't washed it in a few days." I feel very called right now 🤣🤣🤣
Same
sameee
I totally relate! I have disabilities and can't take showers as often as I'd like to because it's really painful. Today I did after multiple days because I have to go to the office tomorrow. If I saw this just a couple of hours earlier, I would have felt called out too! LOL
"We are hispanic this baby is clearly caucasian" As a Hispanic Latino I will have to say that hispanic just means from a spanish speaking place. Like SPAIN. Spanish people are often white. Thats why so many Latin people are degrees of all colors. Cuz the vast majority of people have white genes. My mom has very dark skin, my dad does not. Me and my brother came out white. Like that baby has like a 85%-100% chance of being white.
Exactly. I in fact am part Caucasian and Hispanic (idk the percentage). It's kinda ridiculous
It all comes down to the type of ancestry you have from your family bloodline
Thank you!!!
Yeah, I'm spanish and very much white. I have olive skin and I definitely get darker in the summer, but im still just a darker white person😂
Yeah my partner has two Hispanic parents and yet people have thought we were siblings (I use to get called toothpaste because of how white I was, for reference)
I needed this after my manic breakdown it helped 😂 and thank you for bringing Gunther back and the fact that he is as honest as ever I give him mad props pulling no punches lmfao😂
Not me actually going closer when she said closer😂. Also the baby looking funny is what happened to me, I was born with a full head of jet black hair and I am now the most blonde person, it’s crazy!
😂 "This ice cream is expired and it tastes OFF"
Because it's OFF bug spray I can't believe Kris missed at one
Came here for this. The perfect pun, best I’ve heard in a long time. Doesn’t notice it...😅
I CAUGHT THAT TOO
I came here to say this exact thing! Lol
Ok but gunther is slayin the intro
Friends reference?
Literally hands down
@sebswede9005 wait is it?😭
we STAN for Gunther….. and his trash/art😂❤❤❤
Love ya Kris💕✨
I LOVED THIS 11:49 “THE BABY’S IN THE TRASH-“ 😭🙏
"Cherish them, love them ❤- and take them off your will. 😂😂😂😂
16:18
"What do kids buy these days?"
Easy, Drunk Elephant, Rare Beauty, and whatever mr beast is selling😂
@@AKbaby89 🤣🤣🤣
KRIS U ARE AMAZING AND THE LITTLE COMPLIMENTS AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH VIDEO MEN THE WORLD TO ME ILYSM
Kris always complements us but can we actually appreciate how GORGEOUS kris is!! like she is literally perfect in every way!! aka “the most expensive piece of garbage 🥺😘😘” WE LOVE YOU KRIS!!! ❤❤❤❤
13:18 “three adults just maniacally laughing in the shed”- using that😂
I looked at the thumbnail and realized this is going to be another journey (love the intro btw)
just opened my phone after a 2 hr cry sesh and now ur making me smile ear to ear xxxx thank u for everything aunty kris xxxx❤
"can't find our baby"
"I'm sure it'll turn up, can I talk to Greg?" 😂
Kris always gives the best compliments ❤😂 Gunther is back!
13:06 the way me , Kris and the actor said "what" at the same time😭😭
KMK is hands down the best channel for self esteem improving, humor, and her gorgeous looks❤
Sahi bole hai.
17:12 Fun fact: Rat poison only works because rats dont have a gag reflex! So her mom would just puke. She wouldnt even pass out.
This is the most chaotic video I have ever seen! Kris, your comments truly added to the madness!
19:39
Imagine the will wasn’t set yet-
That would be hilarious 😂
my sister is really going through it right now, and it’s taking a huge toll on me. seeing you posted helps me to take my mind off of it for now.❤
You’re doing great and you’re sister will get through it ❤
Hope she’s ok 🤞🙏❤️
Everything turns out to be good at the end of the day, "alright"
I love how if anybody else would call me garbage I would be offended but when you kall me Kris says that I like oh thank you
Part with hispanic parents:
During my service i met a guy who had physical appearance of a black guy but... white skin, blue eyes, red heir. He was born on Madagascar.
Long story short, his grate grandfather was British officer, truth came to life thanks to DNA test and his granny .
Wild coincidence of gene activity😊.
Omigosh! I was literally dying to watch you today! I’ve already watched all your videos, you don’t even know 🙃
Your humour is all I need. I love your videos, Kris! ❤️
13:35 “your pregnant now, sorry” - kallmekris 2024
Hey KMK, I've been watching your channel for a while, and I just want to ask you to please not overwork yourself, especially if you are feeling sad or depressed because it only makes it worse and harder to handle we all love your content even if you don't post as much.
P.S.
Sorry if im over analyzing, but I've noticed how you have dyed your hair recently and have started to wear darker clothes and both of those habits (if you can call them that) are signs of depression and or masking depression but all I'm saying is we all want you to be happy ❤💜
I love the way kris compliments us it always makes me all happy 😊
9:05 THE WANNAIO WNNANAO IM DYINGGG ✋🏼😭💀
I thought I was the only one. I was dying of laughter 😂
“You are the most expensive garbage in the world” is the best compliment I’ve received today.🤭
13:42 BAWLING 💀💀😂
12:38 This is officially the most aptly named episode
I’m calling it
Bc seriously
Wtf is that channel, hs
Kris, you’re awesome & I love you, stay your awesome & beautiful self, hun!! 🤗🤗🤗❤️
I absolutely love the intros of your videos! It’s what I’m always looking forward to lol
Kris is literally so beautiful ❤
6:51 "so um hes actually not a vegetable!" That killed me 😂
Moral of the intro is one man’s trash is another krises treasure
19:06 : Get it! This ice cream tastes OFF… it’s OFF bug spray😂😂
Hahaha I’m so funny
0:21 it is not only garbage but also ✨very expensive garbage✨(edit: omg thanks for the 127 likes, what 139 thanks I never got this many likes thank you )
Fr 💅🏼
pov the baby
@@stolenlungs01 TRUE-
😅
Such an exquisite line
"Your hair looks very shiny and not because its greesy and you haven't washed it in a few days"
Me who just got out of the shower
Same
As someone who does foley, I'm so happy you mentioned it and actually know what it is ;-;
18:56 Oscar worthy preformance👏
One minute she makes funny ticktock videos then talks about murders for an hour then funny review video
0:21 that ✨very expensive garbage✨ is a very beautiful creation Kris I mean… Gunther🤩😝❤️
“Not because it’s greasy and you haven’t washed it in a couple days, because it looks good” The best and most accurate compliment I’ve ever received ❤
I really needed to watch this right now. Bc I am dealing with a big lost in my family and Kris uploading and making me smile is helping me a bit thank you so much.
Kris, you should seriously get into acting as a body double specifically meant for acting dead, bc that death was ⭐*beautiful*⭐
I love how she answered the door and said "we can't find our baby" and the neighbor responded with "I'm so sorry to hear that I'm sure it'll turn up" 😭😂💀
16:12 it’s giving 🪰
bzzz bzzz 🪰
The return of gunther😂 I love these intros they always make me giggle
19:44 that a sims 4 death right there 😂
Like one of the “became hysterical and laughed themselves to death” or whatever that one is 😂
Literally came to the comments looking for this one 😭😭
I like how evil Dad looks around right after throwing baby in the trash. Not suspicious at all
The first story sounds like a story I would tell as a 6 year old. I love it so much.
my best friend just ended our friendship completely suddenly, and your joking attitude totally helped get my mind off of things. Thank you for sharing love here
Im 35 and my parents are in their mid 70s, and my mom talked to me a couple weeks ago about her will and what she would want me to do, and it made me cry cuz i dont want to ever think about my parents not being here😂 im way too emotional to ever shmurder someone😂😂
Kris’s blend of humor and unique content caught me off guard-in the best way possible.
Kya baat hai.
I came out the womb full tan and now I'm Casper the friendly ghost. And it takes me 5hrs + in the sun to get any type of tan.
She died like how the sims4 characters die 😂 she probably plays sims 4 😂 19:34
This whole plot was like a sims 4 plot, that someone on edibles made up at like 3am both the first and second video 😂😂😂
That was the calmest police/detective investigation I've ever seen.
Why are all of Kris’s intros comedic masterpieces ❤
i know right she is so funny
0:37 that was the best compliment I have ever received so thank you 😂😂
Yay, we love u Kris! The minute I saw you posted I stopped what I was doing and had to watch ur vid! U work so hard and it is so admiring and inspiring! We all love you and good luck! ❤
Just clicked in on one of your shorts and got the notification that you uploaded like perfect timing 😂
I clicked on the notification so fast
Btw love your videos you’re so funny and the best RUclipsr ❤
Ohhhh my, these vid titles are WILD 😂😂😂
Tomorrow's Teachings taught me that Tomorrow's Teachings sucks! 🙇🏻♀️Thank you for the lesson
11:12 THE BABYS HEAD
I CANT 💀💀💀💀
19:25 Is she asking her daughter's permission to go to the bathroom? 😅
0:16
Yay! I’m smart!!
I haven’t watched you in so long and MAN have you GLOWED UP 💅
(Is she dating Oompa still?)
19:08 yup, the ice cream tastes off. Bug spray off🤣. Sorry, couldn’t resist. I’ll see myself out.
😅😅😅😅😅
Hahahaha
I actually LOVE her character Gunter !! or however you spell it 😂😂 “come ,come I show you my work !” I always say that when I show ppl I made something 😂
I’ve been watching your video so much. I love your ones that you test out Amazon things
“ not bc it’s greasy and you haven’t washed it in a few days but-“
HOW DID SHE KNOW
Kris, we need to talk about the hair…
I LOVE IT, BEAUTIFUL HAIR 🫶🥰
Edit: THANKS FOR THE LIKES LOVELY PEOPLE OUT THERE~💕
Edit: YALL ARE WONDERFUL 🎀🤭 LOVE YA
0:10 that is the most beautiful sculpture. Worth millions.
You are a beautiful human inside and out and your videos always make me smile, even when I am not having a great day. Love you Kris ❤️
0:44 BEST!!!! back handed complement ever 😂