"I don't know why you guys watch me," Because you're amazing, stylish, funny, talented, smart, beautiful- Do I need to go on? Honestly my favorite channel ever
And also i remembered Jarvis reviewing an article on how he committed insurance fraud Quote from a news article ghfalcon “Defrauding the city of Oakland, California through his real estate group, was charged with 5 felony counts”
25:22 this is actually a really cute episode. The sheer fact of how happy she was to invite her previous bullies in shows a lot about how much she wants a friend and its adorable they showed up. The ending is super cute.
The way Kris tears up in this video is everything. I was almost 400lbs in high school because of an undiagnosed thyroid disorder so, having no friends and trauma of being bullied hits for me too girl.
i actually have met three of the dhar man actors irl, one just graduated my hs, one will be a freshman, and one i gasped when i saw him at my friend's dance studio. he gave me a weird look and it was really awkward. the former senior was actually super nice
Jay making a compilation of Kris acting to show how good she is was so sweet!! Jay and Kris have the best friendship!! Also Kris is such a good actress are you kidding me?! We love you so much
@LillyKLMiles not tryna burst your bubble, but SSSniperwolf doxxed someone (showing their address online) which endangered their life because the person she doxxed was making videos on her rating her channel He literally had to move because there was the dangerous possibility of SSSniperwolf’s fans coming to his house and hurting him
I can totally understand your excitement about the new hair and the extensions. Change can feel really strange at first, but it's also refreshing and fun.
the amount kris enjoyed dhar man made me feel so goofy in the best way possible. kris brings so much joy to anything and anyone. i’ve loved her since she first started and im so glad she’s still around because im dealing with a lot and she helps me cope. ❤
Kris im a 30 year old mama who after a long battle with ovarian cancer and heroin addiction im 24 months sober and 26 months tumor free. Addiction is horrible getting back to normal is the worse especially when already having bipolar and depression in general. I also battled with a long ED and you have no idea how much joy your videos bring me especially when the voices in my head are loud. I wish you all the best you deserve it girl. Love you ❤❤❤❤
I felt it when Kris said that girls will make fun of you no matter what. I was considered popular but then when the school found out that I was adopted.. I was made fun of for months all the way till COVID started. It was awful.
You should make a part two and watch some of the old videos. They were MUCH different. The quality has definitely improved lol Thanks for all you do Kris!
I also, did NOT get a first moon party. Also, love the hair Kris. You're awesome. And you're a great actress, I've been following since the 'small hands' and all the characters.
That intro was so chaotic and she was like you guys always show up like a snack and i was like im sitting here in my sweats and my hair a mess cause i didnt have energy to get dressed so Thanks
When I got my period I was just just just before 10 an into my 10th b day. My adopted mom said anyone i "deal with" aka have any interaction at all with needs to know so they can prepare for my possible emotional bs then called everyone starting with my male great great cousin basically. Like twice removed i think they call it? My doctor. My grandpa was the second call. People in a state 22 hours away.
kris i have an idea for your next crime video- its called the radium girls case- i hate to spoil it, but basically girls painted watches back in 1920's and to paint they would dip the paint brushes with radium on them in their mouth- and then the girls started getting sick and dying its a really cool story and would be perfect for one of your crime videos. edit: thanks for getting me to 50 likes!
My mom wasnt there for my first period. She was coaching a different cheer team and i went home after my game. I didnt tell her till the next day and she was like weirdly upset?? Like we missed some kinda bonding moment or smthin lmao
"N ur looking fine as usual" Me: Sitting there looking like a tomato that looks like it hasn't showered or even touched water in years that's xtra, xtra XTRA raw
At 14:53....that feeling of rejection or not being wanted....I totally feel you girl, I had to ask every guy I went to a dance with first......they told me I was too intimidating. So maybe that's why they didn't ask you, because you were so pretty and so fierce already, and they knew they couldn't approach you because they're a bunch of babies who don't know how to approach the goddesses that we are. And fair enough, I mean, you and I, we are quite stunning. And good actresses! I can't wait to see your movie!!
The "did she get her comma?" Only hit me after Kris was questioning how funny her jokes are😂😂 And the hair is so beautiful!! You are definitely an actress Kris! Love you 💜
chris your hysterical, kind, energetic videos have helped me so much through my tough, sad days and even my good ones! i appreciate you SO much your a one of a kind and a FANTASTIC human being! stay amazing! ❤️
kris already looked amazing with her short hair, and the long hair is JUST as amazing!! thank you so much for always making us laugh and just being the best youtuber like ever
here is a story that no one asked for: I got my period when I was in church and when we stood up to sing the Doxology at the end I thought I had wet my pants because so much blood came out. I asked my mom if we could go home as soon as the service was over and she said yes. It was fine and thankfully no blood showed up on my dress because the inside had tool to make it poffy. Also love you hair!
I have such a phobia of leaking when I’m on my period (even tho I don’t usually even have a heavy flow) that I sometimes wear double layers 😬(periods SUCK)
Luckyyy😂 I got my period at school and it literally LEAKED through my underwear, shorts and then my skirt😢😢😢 I had to DASH to the bathroom to find out that the bathroom had no pads!! I told the teacher about the bathrooms not having pads and now I’m allowed to use the staff bathroom because they store pads there.
11:40 we need to start calling periods/puberty evolving like we are pokemon because that would make life a million times funner. Also I technically had a "first moon" party if you count the fact my first ever time was on Christmas day so I did have presents and everything.
Kris: I'm not an actor
Also Kris: Having a whole entire character collection of accents and personalities
Omg I didn’t even think of that I forgot abt that
Yea that’s what I was thinking
(How do I have this many likes in 4 hours???)
@@kmul5942 you're popular now, time to start your career in fame. XD
Literally
"I GOT NEW HAIR B****" SLAY. That hair matches you ngl
So true
@SunsetAshesWCUE:O ITS IS THERIANS ESSEMBLE
@SunsetAshesWCUEWE LOVE THERIANSSSSS
@@Midnight_eqA THERIAN HERE
Did you half to say slay
"I don't know why you guys watch me,"
Because you're amazing, stylish, funny, talented, smart, beautiful- Do I need to go on? Honestly my favorite channel ever
Because she is insane and we love her for it
We're all crazy and she is unapologetically as mad as a hatter just because she wants to be
We love that
❤ 9:22
What this person said.
@@Archiver_Studio She inspires me for that very reason,
@@Archiver_Studiohell yeah! Us freaks gotta band together. 💪
I love how Kris is like this is my channel and I do what I want and say what u want
Kris telling me i look like a snack while i am on the toilet having a.... not so good time. 😂😂😂😂
THATS WILD 😭🥲
In toilet or not, i believe you will still look like a snack bestie. We all do. Yes I'm ✨ delusional ✨
@@AM-sk3lmme too bestie✨✨
Just spicier than normal
... literally same lol
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@@universaltoonsI was joking
Here since 2020/2021 I forgot lol
Like begger😧🫵
SSSniperwolf, a controversial chick and DharMann, a guy that was being sued by former employees for all the shit he was apparently doing
What was dear Mann doing
And also i remembered Jarvis reviewing an article on how he committed insurance fraud
Quote from a news article ghfalcon
“Defrauding the city of Oakland, California through his real estate group, was charged with 5 felony counts”
A match made in heaven 🤣😅
And she was in multiple videos of him...
@@V0dCuh from what I recall, not paying his actors or other people.
I love how she compliments us in EVERY VIDEO!
I loved the sound effects that she did in the beginning
she looks beautiful with every hair @@Solènelamigonnelicorne
Damn that's harsh... She beautiful with whatever hair type she chooses damn @@Solènelamigonnelicorne
Love seeing camo on Kris! Texas is doing her right! Gorgeous with the long hair but gorgeous no matter what. Hope she had a wonderful birthday!
fr same
That's because she's so relatable and awesome (most of us probably would of done the exact same thing ^_^ ) lol
25:22 this is actually a really cute episode. The sheer fact of how happy she was to invite her previous bullies in shows a lot about how much she wants a friend and its adorable they showed up. The ending is super cute.
I love your hair it’s looks amazing
The way Kris tears up in this video is everything. I was almost 400lbs in high school because of an undiagnosed thyroid disorder so, having no friends and trauma of being bullied hits for me too girl.
And look at YOU @PMKiddy ! Now AND then. Also superstar, slaying. ❤
Seeing Kris so triggered was heartbreaking. I cried for her. 💜💔
you are a superstar too!
when? am i blind
Yeah what?
when she said: " oh I guess they're just taking in strays now", I laughed so hard that I broke a drawer.🤣🤣😂😂
How do you even do that 😂
@@hemajayaramI don't know
9:35 I fr thought the dude was going to say “i remember when I git my first period 😔”
“The doctor told me I had an infection” 😔 ✊
That guy is actually my cousin believe it or not
Why is your cousin getting a period? 🤨
@@EpicZManYTNO fucking way 💀
@@EpicZManYT DAMNNN
i actually have met three of the dhar man actors irl, one just graduated my hs, one will be a freshman, and one i gasped when i saw him at my friend's dance studio. he gave me a weird look and it was really awkward. the former senior was actually super nice
Do you know who was who?
Which actors was it?
Which actors? If you really met them which actors?
Which ones??
Dang Crazy!
12:21 her mum probably said "PERIOD SLAY" when she tweeted that
NAHHH 😭
Noooooo she probably did CRINGE!!!!!!
🤮
Sies.
My depressed self is always sad and kmk is my therapist I love her so much you are so beautiful
Caleb and Kris officially have the same mannerisms and I love that so much
Jay making a compilation of Kris acting to show how good she is was so sweet!! Jay and Kris have the best friendship!! Also Kris is such a good actress are you kidding me?! We love you so much
Not her calling me fine when I’m literally on the toilet taking a dump-
😂😂😂😂
Haha 😂
SAME
Me chilling in my bed looking like a homeless mole rat that farted 😍🥰🫶🏼
@@janessacosta4304😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
25:19 the bombastic sideeye at the chef who WAS THERE WITH HER is hilarioius 😭😭🤣🤣
I usually don't like reaction videos, but kmk is one of the only channels I'll watch for it. She actually adds funny content and I love it
NOT THE SSSNIPERWOLF THUMBNAIL KRIS I LOVE YOU AGHHHHHH
@LillyKLMiles not tryna burst your bubble, but SSSniperwolf doxxed someone (showing their address online) which endangered their life because the person she doxxed was making videos on her rating her channel
He literally had to move because there was the dangerous possibility of SSSniperwolf’s fans coming to his house and hurting him
@SunsetAshesWCUEsame, she fat shamed ppl, made fun of therians/furries, and doxxed someone
@@Mae_fl0wersone simp even came to his house and I believe it delivered pizza? Idk but Erin and Jack got something from a sniper simp
@LillyKLMilesI love sniper wolf even tho she’s hated
@LillyKLMilesI like her 2 shine bright ily ❤
KRIS IM OBSESSED WITH YOUR NEW HAIR ITS SLAYYING
🥖🥖🥖🥐🥐🥐🍞🍞🍞🥞🥞🥞🥨🥨🥨🥨🌭🌭🌭🌭🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🥠🥠🥠🥠🥟🥟🥟🥟🥠🥟🥟🥟🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤
👉🏻👉🏻👈🏻👈🏻👈🏻🤜🤜🤛🤛
As someone who watches dhar Mann when there’s nothing else to watch, this is the worst one. The mom’s whole entire vocabulary is “hey besties!”
I can totally understand your excitement about the new hair and the extensions. Change can feel really strange at first, but it's also refreshing and fun.
HOW DID NO ONE COMMENT-
Second
3rd BUT SERIOUSLY NO ONE COMMENTED ONLY 3
Bro has 115k subscribers and only 291 likes 💀 bro where the likes at-
Girl-your hair-it’s giving I WIHP MY HAIR BACK AND FOURTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FOURTH✨✨
Forth 😂
Omg i forgot that song existed :0
@@justbugthings Kinda crazy how willow (person who sang the song) went from that to creating the most complex pop song ever.
ACCURATE
@@jenniefrmthebloc Maybe they only throw it a fourth the other way. 😅
KallmeKris is literally the realest RUclipsr ever cuz she says the things others are afraid to say 🙃
The “I want to just throut punch this mom” made me start dying and also love your new hair slayyyy you brighten my day every day when I’m down
13:00 "this mom is.. is mentally disturbed..." THAT ACTUALLY CRAZY
LIKE WHYYYYY DO THAT!!!! 😭
the amount kris enjoyed dhar man made me feel so goofy in the best way possible. kris brings so much joy to anything and anyone. i’ve loved her since she first started and im so glad she’s still around because im dealing with a lot and she helps me cope. ❤
Thank you for making me smile, me and my bf just broke up so I needed to laugh. Lol, love you! ❤
No one cares lol
@@Stevenpeffersyea about you
@@Stevenpeffersthen piss off lol
@@Stevenpeffers then why comment?? 😨😨
@@Stevenpeffers and literally no one cares about your opinion
7:18 "you don't need to change who you R" "and you should stay how you R"
Thanks for the compliments, having birthed my baby out of my body just a week ago i don't feel very pretty so thank you so much girl
Congrats 😊
Aww!! Congrats!!!🎉💞 I’m sure that baby is as beautiful as you!!💞
congrats!! tell that baby i said happy be-lated birthday LOL
Congrats!!🎉🎉🤩
Congratulations just know you are beautiful and the changes your body goes through don’t make you any less beautiful 🤩
I SAW THE SHORT WHERE U GOT THE EXTENTIONS I LOVE IT ITS SO PRETTY
SAMMEE IITS SO PRETTY🧡✨️
@@V-BING REAL
OMG SHE SAW MY COMMENT IM LOSING IT
I did to!
@@YourgirlieLeila-505 lolll
11:58 lol, “who tf would take a photo of their daughters period”
Even worse, it was a selfie
😂
Ah so you've met my family....
@@JollyjaeC 😭✌️
Ummmm sooooo
I've never laughed harder during a video 😂 I love your videos SO MUCH!
GIRL THE WAY YOU CAN PULL OFF ANY HAIR COLOR AND STYLE IS PHENOMENAL
Kris im a 30 year old mama who after a long battle with ovarian cancer and heroin addiction im 24 months sober and 26 months tumor free. Addiction is horrible getting back to normal is the worse especially when already having bipolar and depression in general. I also battled with a long ED and you have no idea how much joy your videos bring me especially when the voices in my head are loud. I wish you all the best you deserve it girl. Love you ❤❤❤❤
Congratulations on being sober and cancer free! I battled with addiction myself with alcohol. I am a year sober now. ❤❤You got this!!
@@angelinaduganNy thank you beautiful I’m proud of you too keep it up ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Wow congratulations, thats amazing ❤❤❤
I'm so sorry u had to go through that
No one deserves that
Wow i’m so proud of you! You keep it up girl, you’re doing amazing. ❤❤
I felt it when Kris said that girls will make fun of you no matter what. I was considered popular but then when the school found out that I was adopted.. I was made fun of for months all the way till COVID started. It was awful.
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@@ZestyBison00 basically in middle school I was bullied by these girls for being adopted
I’m so sorry, there’s nothing wrong with being adopted 💖 I don’t get how its possible for people to be so stupid
🤡@@ZestyBison00
Yeah your parents actually chose to get and keep you because they felt like it. Wasn't a poinking accident like me 😅
9:19 that was really good comma-dy
I think my humor is broken
You should make a part two and watch some of the old videos. They were MUCH different. The quality has definitely improved lol
Thanks for all you do Kris!
The girl at the end being like “now I feel really bad….just kidding as if I would careee 😎” that’s what I’d imagine her saying
She literally makes me cry when she says the viewers look good, it makes me feel so good abt myself❤
3:21 has anyone noticed this? Jay about to loose his job 😂
Jay coming in with the pep talk! Kris, listen to Jay, Jay knows all. You are awesome!
I also, did NOT get a first moon party. Also, love the hair Kris. You're awesome. And you're a great actress, I've been following since the 'small hands' and all the characters.
Sameeee
try searching first moon party and it was a decade ago that it's supposed to be a satire commercial
The hair is AWSOME and I hope you love it!!!
Saw you on TikTok and come across this vidoe and was like "why not" and now your personality is very funny and unique 😜🤣
I'm sorry a whole ass party? I went up to my mom and was like "hey bro can i get a pad?" and that was it
Haha fr😂😂
Actually we indians do throw a party when we get our first period.
@@Mila_.644 huh I'm too white for that
@@Theashes_ofavaa haha its different everywhere.
Thank the gods im not the only one😨😨🤭🤭😝😝@@Mila_.644
You’re literally my favourite youtuber/tiktoker i love you so much omlll
That intro was so chaotic and she was like you guys always show up like a snack and i was like im sitting here in my sweats and my hair a mess cause i didnt have energy to get dressed so Thanks
The amount of second hand embarrassment that I felt during this video
Is insane
I love how all the kids act so well and Sssniper wolf is just a literal robot 😭
“Full circle … Full cycle” 🤣💀
Kris: You are looking fine as always
Me: still in my pjs
When I got my period I was just just just before 10 an into my 10th b day.
My adopted mom said anyone i "deal with" aka have any interaction at all with needs to know so they can prepare for my possible emotional bs then called everyone starting with my male great great cousin basically. Like twice removed i think they call it? My doctor. My grandpa was the second call. People in a state 22 hours away.
kris i have an idea for your next crime video- its called the radium girls case- i hate to spoil it, but basically girls painted watches back in 1920's and to paint they would dip the paint brushes with radium on them in their mouth- and then the girls started getting sick and dying its a really cool story and would be perfect for one of your crime videos. edit: thanks for getting me to 50 likes!
God it's brutal. Like their jaws literally fell off. Poor girls. We just didn't know!
@@CaseyAvalon ikr! i'm ready a book about them its crazy how many girls died
She told me I looked like a ✨snack✨ when I woke up from my incredible nap looking like a monster from hell 😂😂😂
i love how kris keeps just dropping deep lore about her life in the middle of the video
My mom wasnt there for my first period. She was coaching a different cheer team and i went home after my game. I didnt tell her till the next day and she was like weirdly upset?? Like we missed some kinda bonding moment or smthin lmao
Kris is the girl to say "dont mind me if I do" and wiggle her fingers around donuts
Kris: "i can't act"
also Kris: literally got famous on tiktok for acting
i actually saw the short of u getting the new hair style! IT LOOKS SO GOOD 🫶🏼🫶🏼
When I got my first period I was preforming the nutcracker for my dance studio so all I got was stains in my tights and a tampon😂😂
The size of Kris’s mustache during the acting reel😭😭😭❤
"N ur looking fine as usual"
Me: Sitting there looking like a tomato that looks like it hasn't showered or even touched water in years that's xtra, xtra XTRA raw
25:56 "They're taking in strays, now. I like that." That made me laugh far too hard. 😂
every time im sad i watch you😁
@Kallmekris we need a character video. Maybe a video where your characters give you and Caleb relationship advice....
YES THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEAAAA
@LittleQueen1978 I love this idea, they seem like such a healthy relationship
Seems about right
NO! Don't let him near her wonderful characters
Kris we watch you because we love you. Also bless Jay for always having your back.
*jay giving a whole speech and putting in a montage of Kris acting* me: *sees Kris do one accent* GIVE HER AN EMMY PEOPLE! BEST ACTING IVE EVER SEEN
She never fails to make me laugh!
I love your video's so much❤
LOVE YOU KRISSSSSS 0:05
🤨
@@blakelove7616what??
At 14:53....that feeling of rejection or not being wanted....I totally feel you girl, I had to ask every guy I went to a dance with first......they told me I was too intimidating. So maybe that's why they didn't ask you, because you were so pretty and so fierce already, and they knew they couldn't approach you because they're a bunch of babies who don't know how to approach the goddesses that we are. And fair enough, I mean, you and I, we are quite stunning. And good actresses! I can't wait to see your movie!!
Just want to thank Jay for being an amazing and supportive friend for Kris❤❤❤
For real!! Love you Jay!!
Kris saying I look like a snack while I’m sitting in the dark only lit by the light of the device looking like a disgruntled cat
The "did she get her comma?" Only hit me after Kris was questioning how funny her jokes are😂😂
And the hair is so beautiful!! You are definitely an actress Kris! Love you 💜
It's honestly peak comma-dy.
chris your hysterical, kind, energetic videos have helped me so much through my tough, sad days and even my good ones! i appreciate you SO much your a one of a kind and a FANTASTIC human being! stay amazing! ❤️
"They're taking in strays now" GOT ME DYINGG
I never knew what "sweet 16s" were 'till i watched people reacting to Dhar Mann videos
Hugs for Kris having an imposter syndrome panic attack on video. We really do love you girl!
what??????
14:46 same…felt that one. Love me some relatable Kallmekris content 🥲
25:00
"Happy Birthday!!"
Me: Leave
So true 😂
She literally called me fine whole I’M EXTREMELY SICK AND my face looks like an over grown tomato rn….
While*
kris already looked amazing with her short hair, and the long hair is JUST as amazing!! thank you so much for always making us laugh and just being the best youtuber like ever
We watch you because you are wonderful, beautiful, funny, witty, caring, adorable, etc, etc. (hugs)
here is a story that no one asked for:
I got my period when I was in church and when we stood up to sing the Doxology at the end I thought I had wet my pants because so much blood came out. I asked my mom if we could go home as soon as the service was over and she said yes. It was fine and thankfully no blood showed up on my dress because the inside had tool to make it poffy. Also love you hair!
Thank God your mom let you go home after the service
I have such a phobia of leaking when I’m on my period (even tho I don’t usually even have a heavy flow) that I sometimes wear double layers 😬(periods SUCK)
It’s Tulle xx
Luckyyy😂 I got my period at school and it literally LEAKED through my underwear, shorts and then my skirt😢😢😢 I had to DASH to the bathroom to find out that the bathroom had no pads!!
I told the teacher about the bathrooms not having pads and now I’m allowed to use the staff bathroom because they store pads there.
@@B17_air no pads in the bathrooms? You should have them put some in there. My school has pads readily available.
At the age of 9, I started my period right in front of my mum.
She putted it all on her social media.
having the like button flash right as you're clipping to the outro is a really good strategy and got my attention btw so keep doing that
8:45 no but really, the acting here is phenomenal! 🔥
not me crying to the thought of this random girls dog dying :(
Kris calling me a snack made my evening. Been feeling down, but yeah.
Kris saying Sniperwolf looks 30 and her dad “paid for some stuff” that was the best slam
SniperWolf actually is 31
@@thatcrazyfan2285 her accuracy
😂😂
3:08 that is the most gacha life 2019 title I have ever seen for a non-gacha video
Ikr
Frrrr💀💀
frr tho
FrFr
Gacha life is dying down so bad. I miss the community.
19:34 The more I watch this the funnier it gets 😭
The Sweet 16 thing actually came from Mexican Catholics. Google Quinceañera
11:40 we need to start calling periods/puberty evolving like we are pokemon because that would make life a million times funner. Also I technically had a "first moon" party if you count the fact my first ever time was on Christmas day so I did have presents and everything.
next level unlocked is crazy
Glad that t you were able to celebrat your menarche, in a way. I had mine in a July so ihad freezies all the time, so that was nice.
Mine was too!
Super excited about the movie you are making. Can’t wait to see it.
Also growing up in western Canada we also didn’t really celebrate sweet 16
“I’m not an actor”
- Kris Collins, who has an entire casting list of different characters and personalities that she plays for her short form content
" FliGhT, I DIdNt fly. I roDe IN On a hOrSe."