Testing The STRANGEST Toys In History
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I’m terrified of jack in the box’s so the intro was both funny and horrifying for me 😀
Mine was a diabolical clown!
Gosh how I jumped when the Jack in the box popped lol
Gosh how I jumped when the Jack in the box popped lol
Gosh how I jumped when the Jack in the box popped lol
Gosh how I jumped when the Jack in the box popped lol
kris: *gets scared shitless from jack in the box*
also kris: *continues to still pull the compliment of the day*
I'd name the rock Frederick. Don't ask me why.
You asked why, didn't you?
Kris really makes my day with her random extremely specific compliments 😭
I love her so much.
The way that laughed at this comment is illegal 💀🤣
I very much did ask why!
I am Kentucky Soy 😢 my mother named me that...
Y DON.T YOU what to have people asking why
Id name mine rocky
I’d name mind the pebble
The Poorly Added Jumpscare Actually Got Me, I'm crying- TT
Same bro 😭😭😭
Kris:Who is gonna buy this?
Also Kris: Give it a name and 10 out of 10 😂
lol so true
"Yuhsss!" 🤟
Lol Yess! 😂😂
HIS NAME SHOULD BE YO MAMA
The way Kris literally went from a pet rock with a rainbow wig and googly eyes to a demonic clown balloon is wild. I got whiplash at that sudden 180 degree turn.
😂😊😂😊😂😊😂😊
My grandma had a TON of the Lincoln logs. Everytime we went to her house to play it was one of my favorite things to build houses with them.
Who's grandma doesn't have Lincoln logs lol (there amazing tho)
SAME
I loved those!!!!!
Same!! She lived really far away, like, in a different state, so it was always fun to head to the attic and grab them. RIP Gram ❤
As a 24 year old who works at my friend's plush toy company and owns many of the toys we sell (cause they're squishy and cute and I love them) Thank you for this video Kris ❤️
"Whe the heck is gonna buy a pet rock?"
two
seconds
later
"I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AHHHH!!"
Kevin is jealous
Pete in the corner: what did I do 😢?
@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1 i’m atheist bro, but believe in whatever you want
Pete just in the corner plotting the pet rocks demise
this is a cringe comment
@@A.buzaglo wow tell me u are a miserable person with out telling me your a miserable person
My favorite part was Jay's fade out and disappearance of Kris reading the insanity level of care-taking the pet rock.
My favorite part of the video was the Logs... when she tried to grab them 😂😂💀
I think his name should be Freddie Floyd.🎉👀🌈
Jay's the most funniest, wholesome guy in this world fr 😭❤️🤟
Kris: “You’re gonna see what’s outside the black mirror screens that you’re constantly looking at “
Meanwhile… Me watching KMK on my black mirror screen 😂 1:40
I'm nearly 70 now, but remember, clearly, wanting a gyroscope. They were being demonstrated in all the toy stores in London, one christmas. I was never allowed one, because it was a "boys" toy! I finally got to play with one when i bought one for my daughter, about 35 years ago.
Another "boy's" toy i wasnt allowed was "Meccano" a construction kit, but for some reason Lego was allowed.
❤❤❤ Jay being a poster child for a 90’s toy is just the cutest thing.
I think that was a joke
I'm so curious if he's being serious or not.
@@booklover5238I mean he swore he was and even interrupted the video for it…and I guess someone had to…but at the same time I don’t wanna be naive 😂😂😂
Kris being excited to have a pet ROCK meanwhile Pete wondering what did he do to deserve this disrespect 😂
Lol
Right! OMG.
whhat about KeviNN!?!?!?
@@Sly_Fox_K no one can compete with our Kevin. He is Kris' forever love ❤
Kevin the kevster kevertron ain’t getting forgotten
When she was talking about the cup and ball with a string, it brought me back to my gym class, because my gym teacher was so into that olden time type of thing.❤❤❤
I’m 29 and I loved playing with lite brights and Lincoln logs. They were my favorite toys.
It's killing me that Kris and Bozo match each other so perfectly. lol
YES I WAS GONNA SAY THIS 😂
Jay must be protected at all costs😂
6:14 🤣🤣
So Lite Brite actually had a bulkier version in the early 90’s that resembled a small computer monitor (think apple’s first Mac and less colorful). The colorful “beads” were smaller and the peg board part was larger. You actually plugged it into the wall and there was a light bulb inside of it that if it burnt out, you had to unscrew about 4-6 screws to get to. I miss my Lite Brite actually, but it was so much fun!
I was lowkey obsessed with lincoln logs as a child. (Born in 2003) Which just made me realize that thats probably why i love building things so much.
Kris. You Killed it, killed it, killed it. My daughter heard me laughing and snorting in the livingroom, and said from her room, "Kallmekris again?". And I yelled "Yes!" Brilliant video Kris. Thankyou!
Thanks to Jay, for letting us know he was a face of mine and many others childhood.
The amount of nostalgia I got from this video is crazy! Bright lite and the Lincoln logs were my absolute favorite as a kid.
17:28 I started laughing so hard- I was watching it on my phone while eating dinner and my mom came in and just watched me cry of laughter- I AM NOT JOKING I WAS CRYING
Can anyone else agree that watching KMK videos just gives you a sense of peace lol or just me? 😂
can confirm!
Yes agree
Couldn’t agree more😊
Agreed
Right on spot!
I am a Boomer, and I agree that you are never too old to play with toys.
I remember playing with the barrel of monkeys as a kid in the 1960s.
I had multiple sets in the late 80s early 90s timeless
im was a y2k kid and i remember playing with them and my sister when she got back from school.
My parents bought a hoarder house & I went thru the hoard. I found the monkey with symbols still in the box UNUSED 😳 I couldn’t believe it! I sold it online to a collector for $350 🙌🏼 Yay for toys from my childhood. Ngl, Lincoln Logs were my favy & are the exact reason I want a log cabin in the woods.
I had monkeys in a barrel too growing up. A lot of 80’s/90’s toys died after 2010. I’m 20 and had a child hood of one that grew up in the 90’s. I miss it.
I think it says a lot about kris' character that Jay inserts little bits on his own accord in videos and praises Kris. You can tell how happy he is to work for kris, and frankly, i love the dynamic. Btw i suggest steven for the rock
I like steven. My rocks name was rock. I just carried it around in my pocket. It ended up being really smooth after a while
Being called crazy from Kris is probably the best compliment I ever got from her😂❤️
My in-laws got that exact Lit Brite for my kids for Christmas a couple years ago. We had to order more pegs because the first picture they tried to create from the templates was ONE peg short. But, they love it.
I bet you're still stepping on those little light pieces I bet they're everywhere like the herpes of the toy world
The Lincoln Logs definitely scored highest on the nostalgia-o-meter for me.
Watching Kris play like a little kid while having the absolute best time of her life, really is the cutest thing in the world❤ I was smiling the entire time
It’s so cuteeeeeee
Kirs is amazing when it comes to entertain us and it wonderful how Jay is included as well.
(Pet Rock names: -Pebble -Dwayne -Rocco -Roxanne)
I love the names omg those are perfect 😂
I second Dwayne especially. 😂
I really like "Roxanne" because it's far less obvious than the others & therefore quite clever. Didn't think of that one myself. Still pushing for "Chris" Rock though! ☺
EDIT: Or perhaps "Kris" Rock, as a play on words? 😂
@@carlmullerlane Kris Rock is amazing😭
My vote is for Dwayne!
Never too old to play with toys you say? Why thank you Kris! As a proud sixteen year old that plays with dino figures, I appreciate that 😂❤
My brother and I loved Lite-Brite so much, we had a huge desktop like one, and a small, portable one. We also had a Barrel of Monkeys, but quickly grew tired of that
i love how she was so excited for a rock😂..we need more people who are creative and sweet and kris
That intro actually scared me.
Can we just appreciate all Kris and Jays hard work that they put in just to entertain us?
God loves you
@@mintepanda9788 Thank you god loves you too!!!
ON THE LIGHT BRIGHT THING WHY WAS THE DRAWING ACCURATE---
Legit that was my face while I stayed still😂
Name suggestion for pet rock: Rockin' Robin!
1) because it's a rock
2) Robin Williams
3) it would have its own song (even though the actual song is about a bird and it mentions JAYbird street lol)
4) the hair that came with it makes it look like he could be at a Queen concert rocking out lol
Maybe I'm a little nuts for putting too much thought into it lol but that's my suggestion 😁 lol. Also Kris if you read this, I love you, your content, your sense of humor, and watching your videos makes me happy! Oh and I love Jay too! I like that he adds his personality and humor, you guys compliment each other really well! You're both awesome!
Holy Crap!! Kris literaly scared the $hit out of me. And I love how Kris always compliments us in the beginning of each video, and how she makes us laugh.
Love it when Jay rates Kris’s burps 😂
Love this! We all need to get in touch with our inner child 😂 also, loving Jay's input in this ❤😊
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT "I think I saw Jesus Christ playing Texas Hold Em' with Ghandi-"
Kris’s reactions to these bizarre toys are absolutely priceless. This is the kind of unique and hilarious content that really brightens up the day. Jay’s editing is awesome as usual!
Ain’t no way you have 108 hearts from Kris-
I thought my 52 was a lot.
Bizarre? I'm hurt, thats my childhood right there. Oh, and lawn darts! 😉😊😊
The background song & Kris's attitude was pretty funny though 😭
@@AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom Probably a VERY silly question here, but how can you tell how many hearts one gets? 🤔
@@carlmullerlane click on their pfp. I can see that you’ve made 40 comments on this channel, with no hearts.
8:11 new punching bag now you can stop abusing our baby Pete😔
I absolutely love the Lincoln logs, I would play with them all the time.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you. I needed this.
She makes my whole day with just that compliment at the start, Kris is amazing she never fails to make us happy
I needed this bad today. I’ve been locked in anxiety for over 24 hours and it won’t stop. Thank you, Kris, for the momentary relief ♥️
I’m right there with you! Her videos are always a nice reprieve from my depression and anxiety. Hope you’re doing well xx
@@ashla7567 You’re very sweet, thank you! I’m hanging in, can’t sleep though :(
But I hope you’re hanging in too ♥️
I'm with you! I hope you get out of it soon 😭❤
I had a Lite Brite with hundreds of stencils and it was so fun. I would play with it for hours and hours. Lincoln Logs too!
Hahaha. The look on her bfs face when she said “I’m gunna read this tonight”. Had me rolling
Fun fact: when my mom was a kid, her and a friend had pet rocks.They would pick rocks from her friend's driveway, paint them and make them beds. This was *before* they started selling them in stores. She was very confused.
Whoa - she actually domesticated her own pet rock? That is some top flight rock wrangling right there.
“Never too old to play with toys”. I totally agree and I’m 60. I love that you are as silly and as bit as crazy as I am, thank you for not leaving me alone out there lol. 🤣🤣
Donna I'm here too. I'll be 55 soon. Why does 55 scare me? I've been ok with all the other numbers!
Thank you. Watching your videos feels like hanging out with a friend x
CONGRATS ON 10 MIL KRIS
Me: "I should probably fix my sleep schedule"
Also me: watches KMK at 5 am and yet to go to bed 💀
lol that is actually hilarious
That used to be me
@@dontknowjoe6603 Lol right, my sleep schedule is screwed lol
We love to see Kris's inner child we love to see Kris get excited about a little book ❤
Love you so much❤
I remember pop and catch loved it so much that I got my 8yr old it and now is his fav outdoor game and bayblades I had a whole collection thank you Kris for the fun trip down memory lane ❤
I feel like I could say "My mother was talking about Woodstock..." and Jay would appear and say "True story, I was actually one of the founders of Woodstock. So that's wild you mention that." and then just disappear.
okay but kris trying out different things she buys is so hilarious and fun i love it 😂
someday were gonna need kris to give us a reaction video of every time jay interrupts her videos
That would be great
Yessss🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ❤️ this idea 💡❤️❣️❣️
I had Lincoln Logs! I played with them ALL THE TIME. Lite Brites were fun too omg.
That was great, so funny too! I thought I would be too old to remember but most of these toys were part of my childhood. I know a lot of your fans are younger from tick tock. While I saw you there it was your connection to other RUclipsrs that got me to subscribe.
kris’ personality is everything ❤
This hands down has been my favorite series you have done yet, I'm a 90s baby and grew up playing with parents old toys as well and this brings back some really good memories! Thank you please keep going with these 😂
I played with linkin logs and the barrel of monkeys. You should try tinker toys too! I found those more fun than either of the previous ones. I’m only 22 but I have a 2 month old daughter of my own and I hope to show her some of these toys too! Love from the US
the jumpscare at the start- 11pm in a dark room. Thank god i love ”scary” stuff :D
19:48 i was indeed smirking😂😂
Man, oh man! This was an entire 22 minutes and 31 seconds of pure nostalgia!!!! I was born in ‘82, but I was a tween/teen in the 90’s, so I remember these products well!
16:40 i was born in 2011 but I have that at home and I would play it with my family all the time I loved it so much.
When I was a kid we had giant lego blocks, a remote controlled train and a Rugrats Tommy Doll. I only watched vhs tapes of Rugrats episodes we bought from Blockbuster so even though we couldn't afford cable, I instantly became a Rugrats fan watching the episodes on VHS. But I also vividly remember a lot of toys I had and being disappointed because they didn't work as advertised on TV most of the time. But that taught me to temper my expectations for certain things I buy.
It's interesting how toys can be used to teach as well as entertain kids. When you're a kid you don't really notice that you're learning stuff when you're just playing. But it works.
kris is like the only person making me happy when I I’m upset and we all love her 💗
Istg when she liked my comment I jumped out of my bed screaming ;-;
She literally is the only one that can make me laugh lately
"I past out four times and I think I saw Jesus Christ playing Texas holdem with Gandi" 😂 kris always makes me laugh, much love.
Haven't watched Kris in a while. I LOVE the new hair!!
Been a fan for atleast 3 years, still loving it 🎉
kris, i was in a dark place right now. i was currently crying but saw your youtube pop up, and i immediately smiled. thanks for everything you do! :’)
you know what’s more strange: kris’ way of giving us compliments ❤
Nooo. The light bride looks sooo cool ❤ but I couldn't use it cause it got holes (and I've tryphophobia 😭) I love your joy while playing with children toys 😂❤
To the stick tapping… I remember doing just that in my elementary school. In fact we had a school play that featured it 😂
I love how utterly out of pocket Kris is lol!
I know she’s a great aunt!
P.S. I think Wilbur is a good name for that rock
Wilbur is a great rock name lol
Yess! Wilbur is perfect!
Perfect name!!!!! 😁
Wilber is divine
Yass !!!
As a 38 year old that bought a complete used Creepy Crawler set off eBay, this speaks all the way to heart!! Thanks Kris. Also, has Riley ever been on your podcast?? 😂💙
Why don’t things like that still come out anymore? I would have loved to make my own toy animals using molds.
The 3rd degree burns were frowned upon. Wussies if you ask me haha. @@user-nl3xw4gg7m
OMG, how funny would it be if she had her characters as guests on her podcasts!? I don't know who you are, but you're a genius. Cause that would be histerical. I hope she sees your comment and likes the idea enough to do it. 💯🔥👏🤌🙌😁✌️
I have the exact same sock monkey jack in the box! I used to love that thing lol
I got a pet rock when they first came out, and I had it until well into my forties. I loved my pet rock so much.
I totally had a barrel of monkeys as a kid. They slowly all went missing, and now we find one every once in a while in random boxes and totes.... It's probably been around 12 years since we lost the majority of them.... We have moved several times and somehow they have suck with us... They're haunting us at this point. Anyone else experience this after having a barrel of monkeys?
Oh yes, you are not alone. I think many of us have monkeys on our backs, following us from place to place with their spooky li'l grins.
omg, I love these intros!! Can we please have a page-a-day calendar with all of your compliments? Everyday we get to wake up to one of Kris's compliments. What an amazing way to start your day!
(Kris you're so pretty and you deserve to have one of these calendars as well)
Love you! ❤
I never related more to an intro in my 20 something years of being on the internet xD the best part of being an adult is definitely buying stuff you were only dreaming of as a kid 😹 more content like this pls
Oh dang! You gotta do "skip it" loved that thing as a kid lol
2:41 KMK: "It looks like it can hurt people, and I love it"
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:29 damn Jay what a life you've lived! Lmao we need more Jay fun facts!
I absolutely love this!
i am pretty sure my little brother and i had ALL of these in early 80s. except that sling shot thing but that sticky hand from the anecdote? we had lots of those and flung them at this full wall mirror in our house. mom hated that because then she had to clean all those mirror tiles
Love the video, watching the little girl ripping into her presents 😂.......I also see collectors screaming 😱 "SHE TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX !!!!!" 😂😂😂
Little girl?
@@Generic_Human10
Perspective of an older folk?
Also, she be smol.
Jay's such an absolute legend 😭
@@MegaKhelditiaseriously? Isn’t she like 5’7”? Not really small height wise.
can we just appreciate how much effort Jay puts into editing videos for Kris!💖
Finally a “can we just appreciate” comment that I can “appreciate” lol
Great job Jay
Your taking me back to my childhood. The Lincoln longs at the ymca after elementary school, The monkeys in a barrel me and my sisters play, the light bright...
6:54 for some reason the name Bam comes to mind when i look at him
Thanks for letting us relive our childhood with you. The excitement and joy while unboxing and playing with the toys is truly infectious.
Love how real Kris is and Jay's editing matches her energy and vibe so well. You guys are great!
4:40 Kris: who is even buying this
Me: has already bought it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Also me: I love this thing so much
Gary the rock would be amazing and just to let you know I LOVE your videos Kris and your compliments always brighten my day and love Kevin❤️