The WILDEST Confessions

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  • Опубликовано: 22 май 2024
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  • @kallmekris
    @kallmekris  3 месяца назад +1949

    Go to ottobykris.com to grab mini Pete and the rest of the collection while it’s there!❤ 🐉

    • @AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom
      @AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom 3 месяца назад +39

      You know I’m getting the mini Pete. I was on the Otto website as this notif came through lol because I knew the merch was coming out today and I was looking at it-

    • @pannnbearington
      @pannnbearington 3 месяца назад +1

      oh so we can abuse him too?

    • @lindseyh8436
      @lindseyh8436 3 месяца назад +11

      I’m your biggest fan and I’ve been watching you forever can I please get a shot out in your next video? I am definitely going to be buying all your merch.

    • @AmeliaKavanagh
      @AmeliaKavanagh 3 месяца назад +4

      Hey Kris I'm first to reply yay I love your videos and so glad that you got to 10.7million subs you really deserve it

    • @lindseyh8436
      @lindseyh8436 3 месяца назад +11

      POV. You just bought the mini Pete.

  • @kenbrown2808
    @kenbrown2808 3 месяца назад +915

    punctuation saves lives. "let's eat grandma"

    • @kuroimushi9421
      @kuroimushi9421 3 месяца назад +6

      😂

    • @bluepolarbear753
      @bluepolarbear753 3 месяца назад +11

      Then ur going to hate me I have run on sentences all the time😂

    • @edwardboe7290
      @edwardboe7290 3 месяца назад +25

      "Eats, shoots and leaves."
      "Eats shoots and leaves."
      The first sentence describes a Mafia assassination, the second a vegetarian. 😂

    • @ventimatchalatte
      @ventimatchalatte 3 месяца назад +18

      “Do u have a crush?”
      “Yeah you”
      “I have a s/o already??”
      “*yeah, you?”
      “Oh haha sorry”

    • @SnowFox_VR
      @SnowFox_VR 3 месяца назад +6

      Let's eat, grandma

  • @katemadge5907
    @katemadge5907 3 месяца назад +1590

    kris: u look absolutely stunning today
    me: in my dark bedroom, wearing a hoodie i haven't washed in 13 days, long fluffy odd socks and eating 5 different packets of crisps at once

    • @IcecoldHeart17
      @IcecoldHeart17 3 месяца назад +77

      nd you still look stunning

    • @maddilong135
      @maddilong135 3 месяца назад +58

      I feel the hoodie thing. I rotate between the same three pairs of sweats for like two weeks.

    • @Miss-Jackson-3993
      @Miss-Jackson-3993 3 месяца назад +8

      Omg,same.

    • @Irisesbloom77
      @Irisesbloom77 3 месяца назад +17

      Hey, unclean hoodies don't make you look worse. They just make you smell a bit worse (sometimes, if you haven't washed it in thirteen days but also didn't wear it that whole time, it probably doesn't smell that bad. If you've worn it that whole time however... You get the point. Again, doesn't correlate to looks). You're still stunning

    • @jadelynn1703
      @jadelynn1703 3 месяца назад +8

      Basically the same thing for me... but wobbly pop instead of crisps

  • @thatcorpse
    @thatcorpse 2 месяца назад +230

    "You do you." Very different implication when talking to twins...😂

  • @benjiwalker4187
    @benjiwalker4187 2 месяца назад +259

    I feel like the showering thing is pretty normal, I'm just picturing like a urinal/lockerroom type situation, you might talk a little but you don't really look at each other but you can talk and maybe look up at each other's faces, and the fact that it's normal and nonsexual makes it feel pretty normal to me

    • @wombattakat
      @wombattakat 2 месяца назад +54

      Yeah, especially since they’re same-sex twins. I feel like this got clowned on way too much.

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 2 месяца назад +33

      Yeah it is no different from sports teams showering together and not every country is so disgusted by it. In parts of Europe for example being naked isn’t seen as a purely sexual thing like it is in the USA.

    • @seraphina985
      @seraphina985 2 месяца назад +18

      Personally I feel like if all involved feel comfortable with the situation and it is not infinging on their boundaries so be it. This isn't a situation that presents any rusk to anyone else so those are the only things I think are really relevant here.

    • @sarahlott9418
      @sarahlott9418 2 месяца назад +11

      Yeah same sex twins, it's different.

    • @LKH165
      @LKH165 2 месяца назад +15

      Yes, people are too uptight and freaked out about their nude body. or even by having physical contact with someone else. Not everything is about sex. Showering is not a code for anything
      Especially in this case, for what I understand they're identical twins so seeing each other naked is like looking at the mirror.

  • @AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom
    @AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom 3 месяца назад +747

    Considering these are from Kris’ audience, these are going to be INSANE

  • @Paige_140
    @Paige_140 3 месяца назад +347

    “i’m not a very touchy person.” the most relatable thing ever lmao 😭💀

  • @Clay_thedog
    @Clay_thedog 2 месяца назад +379

    14:13 “I’m not gonna pick that up that’s gay” 😭
    Edit: holy shit this is the most popular comment I’ve ever made

  • @ImMaryPoppins_yall
    @ImMaryPoppins_yall 2 месяца назад +46

    “You’re looking absolutely stunning today” Kris, don’t lie to me like that😂

  • @Erenmir
    @Erenmir 3 месяца назад +719

    Me: *stuffing my face full of ramen*
    Kris: You look absolutely STUNNING today!

  • @owl_lxvi
    @owl_lxvi 3 месяца назад +483

    Pete finally gets a little sibling. Ya love to see it.

    • @zyrainc2214
      @zyrainc2214 3 месяца назад +7

      Oh ye pete junior

    • @jakecassar6554
      @jakecassar6554 3 месяца назад +18

      I wonder if they'll start showering together.

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar 3 месяца назад +4

      My question is if Pete will rise from the grave soon after taking too many kicks & punches like a champ

    • @S.N_21
      @S.N_21 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah 😭

    • @shay7821
      @shay7821 3 месяца назад +3

      @@jakecassar6554dammit! You beat me to it! 🤣

  • @natcolita
    @natcolita 2 месяца назад +69

    The shower one is very normal to me, for reasons people have pointed out in the comments, but also because in Japan, family members shower together since childhood.

    • @VeliaOwO
      @VeliaOwO Месяц назад +3

      Same for me, I’m from Germany

    • @laurenlafreniere7931
      @laurenlafreniere7931 Месяц назад +4

      Even with sports change rooms it’s basically the same

    • @marisad3931
      @marisad3931 Месяц назад +3

      Especially with swimmers too. Like most pools in my experience don't have dividers in showers

  • @justabunny9836
    @justabunny9836 2 месяца назад +38

    I have showered with strangers of the same gender (bathhouse, gym, pools), my best friend, lovers, both parents (dad when little and mom before middle school), I mean... Showering is grooming and if you don't get pervy about it, it's a wholesome trust building experience.

    • @lilly4197
      @lilly4197 2 месяца назад +2

      👍🏼👍🏼

    • @Framokamc
      @Framokamc 2 месяца назад +4

      Maybe for you

    • @king_z0g
      @king_z0g 2 месяца назад

      @@Framokamc What's it like for you then? Like being trapped in a sex dungeon or something?

    • @arayamccart6737
      @arayamccart6737 Месяц назад

      Dad showering with you when you were a baby? Sure. Anything past that is coming up on creeper territory, idc. Same with mom to an extent. Sincerely, someone who was m0lested by the same se× parent.

    • @jasywhore408
      @jasywhore408 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Framokamc well duh? U don't have to think of it the same way they do 💀

  • @Needs-You
    @Needs-You 3 месяца назад +621

    Kris’s ability to bring humor to even the most outrageous stories is what keeps me coming back. The blend of shock and laughter in this video is perfect.

  • @pika_and_woods
    @pika_and_woods 3 месяца назад +600

    2:22 "But yeah he's just *PUNCHES* so punch able." Has me dying

  • @I_like_creepypasta
    @I_like_creepypasta 2 месяца назад +20

    The way Kris says, "GET OUT OF MY SHOT!!" 🤣🤣

  • @itsthecolorlavender16
    @itsthecolorlavender16 2 месяца назад +18

    4:51 Every time she puts her hair behind her ear OMG.... She is so beautiful I can't even 🫣🫣🫣😫😫😫

  • @Cocos.tips.
    @Cocos.tips. 3 месяца назад +788

    “I dont even wanna punch him🥹
    BUT I WILL💀” *punches him*
    🐲🤛🏼
    edit: wow like dayum im a comdeian or smthg cuz thats a lot of likes😅
    (but ima be humble and not say “mom im fAmOuS” cuz lets be honest. Its annoying🙄)

    • @IMakeEditzBecauseIBored
      @IMakeEditzBecauseIBored 3 месяца назад +6

      *punches him like 4 times*

    • @LFCYNWA123
      @LFCYNWA123 3 месяца назад +6

      You got 333 likes 😅

    • @GrGr828
      @GrGr828 3 месяца назад

      @@LFCYNWA123now they got 444 😂

    • @EmskeeTeem
      @EmskeeTeem 3 месяца назад +8

      Kris is so good at bringing joy into every violent situation 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bridgetgannon5786
      @bridgetgannon5786 Месяц назад +3

      "He is very punchable"

  • @QuayHollywood
    @QuayHollywood 3 месяца назад +422

    Kris, I have to agree that the lack of punctuation in those confessions AGGRAVATED MY SOUL!

    • @bluepolarbear753
      @bluepolarbear753 3 месяца назад +5

      Then u definitely won't like me writing to u I'm one of them.

    • @Kshthymyla
      @Kshthymyla 3 месяца назад +2

      @@bluepolarbear753correct

    • @femglover1862
      @femglover1862 3 месяца назад +5

      I don't mind if they make one sentence but when they it's basically a paragraph, oh that drives me up the wall.

    • @QuayHollywood
      @QuayHollywood 3 месяца назад

      @femglover1862 One sentence can be forgiven, but after that, it's a choice.

    • @femglover1862
      @femglover1862 3 месяца назад +2

      @@QuayHollywood So very true! I mean, using punctuation is basics to writing. I am wondering if the school system is failing us then.

  • @gwendolynzambrano
    @gwendolynzambrano 4 дня назад +1

    "You gonna pick that up?"
    "I'm not gonna pick that up. That's gay!-" had me rolling

  • @braelynheltne6328
    @braelynheltne6328 Месяц назад +2

    The milk mattress would mold and break down and probably draw bugs. That's a really intense revenge, I'm impressed 😂

  • @weby113
    @weby113 3 месяца назад +883

    "Appropriate attire for laundry day" 🤣 Meanwhile I'm trudging down the hall in my Axolotl themed onesie PJs draging that hamper😂

    • @Devilish_dish.
      @Devilish_dish. 3 месяца назад +14

      I have an axolotl plush by me right now lol!❤😂

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator 2 месяца назад +5

      Under what circumstances do you live? In an apartment complex ? At your parents house, in a college dorm? Etc.

    • @weby113
      @weby113 2 месяца назад +15

      @@TheNoiseySpectator An apartment building, Goten a few compliments from our neighbors lol

    • @timkilbourn5685
      @timkilbourn5685 2 месяца назад +22

      Why is that the cutest thing in my head right now.
      I have a visual of you dragging that hamper mumbling about the hate of laundry day. 😂😂😂

    • @robynhenry6207
      @robynhenry6207 2 месяца назад +2

      frrrrr😭

  • @cjrebirth
    @cjrebirth 3 месяца назад +183

    😂 little Pete looks so cute. And that quote is adorable "when in doubt. Punch it out"

  • @EchoXero25
    @EchoXero25 2 месяца назад +4

    The running story was on point. She was succeeding as an influencer. The poster was "influenced" to continue running and training even after the event they were training for! That's a win in my book.

  • @b0rdercolli3
    @b0rdercolli3 2 месяца назад +7

    0:13 “I’ll punch Pete. BUT HES SO FARRRRR” *later on, kicks him anyway :3*
    IM ROLLING BAHAHA

  • @user-zc5vw5fq2k
    @user-zc5vw5fq2k 3 месяца назад +836

    About the showering thing - i served in the military, and for 3 years have showered with the same ppl. Some times if we just came back from a mission we would wait for each other so we can go together. It was a very social thing and a rare chanse to spend a non stressfull time with the other girls.
    Depending on the base, some times the showers werent divided, other times they were.
    I can very much relate to the guy. After a while you dont care and it actualy helped some of us with body image and got us closer.
    Never a sexual thing, always felt safe.

    • @michellerhodes5477
      @michellerhodes5477 2 месяца назад +106

      As a fellow veteran woman (U.S. Army), I agree. It became normal. Didn't really think of it as being weird. I always said the Army took most of the shyness I may have had and having babies took it ALL away lol. A naked body is just a body. We all have one and it's not sexual to shower with other women/people. My husband is very shy and it's so weird to me but I get it also... he wasn't exposed to social showering or having 25 people looking at your genitals pushing out a baby.

    • @user-zc5vw5fq2k
      @user-zc5vw5fq2k 2 месяца назад +50

      @@michellerhodes5477 haha its so cool to know that military services everywhere are similar.
      Shout out to all badass army ladies ❤️

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 месяца назад +34

      As a guy, i'm used to public showers in gyms and pools never having any divisions and no one minding at all.

    • @user-zc5vw5fq2k
      @user-zc5vw5fq2k 2 месяца назад

      @@ireallyreallyhategoogle not too commen in my country, usualy public places have dividers

    • @occamsrazor1285
      @occamsrazor1285 2 месяца назад +19

      @@michellerhodes5477 I was a Soldier as well, male though. Ain't no thing no matter which gender you are.

  • @Four9sFineJewelry
    @Four9sFineJewelry 3 месяца назад +89

    You and Caleb should come out with a blue raspberry gummy flavor that’s also a little spicy. Call them “Pete’s Punch.”

  • @user-yn2tc7fk4g
    @user-yn2tc7fk4g 2 месяца назад +13

    (13:54) kris: “do what 😨” IM DYING 😭

  • @Sableblair
    @Sableblair 2 месяца назад +7

    I love the compliments at the beginning of the video. It helps me so much. I got a not so good haircut a couple days ago and haven’t gone to school for 3 days 😂. So it really helps me ❤

  • @BenitaSlays-vo1bw
    @BenitaSlays-vo1bw 3 месяца назад +475

    I love the "gather around because know it's kris reads screens" it gets me in the best mood lol

  • @I_raise_tiny_dinosaurs
    @I_raise_tiny_dinosaurs 3 месяца назад +196

    14:20 😂😂😂😂 love Kris’s re-enacting the shower 🚿

  • @andrepersson8265
    @andrepersson8265 2 месяца назад +12

    Even as someone who lives alone and generally does not want to be naked or shower around other people, I think the twin brothers showering at the same time seems quite healthy. It's like a social moment and they are completely comfortable in their bodies; good for them!

  • @Timmyson946
    @Timmyson946 2 месяца назад +2

    In different countries it’s normal to share with your siblings really like in Brazil. I used to live there for a bit and it’s completely normal.

  • @FinnWolf-
    @FinnWolf- 3 месяца назад +319

    Its been 84 years... And you've finally made a mini Pete plush. Im so happy👏💛

  • @user-es6th6hk1x
    @user-es6th6hk1x 3 месяца назад +72

    15:36 be like
    "I think about my sister touching my hair and it makes me want to envelope into my own skin and spontaneously combust."
    I RELATE!!!!

  • @moonlightstarzs
    @moonlightstarzs 2 месяца назад +5

    12:06 "twins are a little bit....close." cue andy and laylay 💀

  • @AdelynShamo
    @AdelynShamo 23 дня назад

    14:12 is HILARIOUS!
    "You gonna pick that up?"
    "No I'm not going to pick that up, that's ga-" *cuts to Kris continually reading*

  • @RageBearer
    @RageBearer 3 месяца назад +498

    Public and family bathing was quite common in centuries past, and even married couples have separate bedrooms and beds as early as 1900s. if the home hasn't been majorly renovated you can often find these type of homes that are more or less setup like today's duplexes.

    • @its_clean
      @its_clean 3 месяца назад +13

      Sure, maybe, but there's just no logic I can find that supports the scenario in the post. Why would you have a jack-and-jill bathroom, with a dual shower? In what situation would two people be not intimate enough to sleep in the same room, but intimate enough to shower together?

    • @monstersids
      @monstersids 3 месяца назад +12

      @@its_clean The same reason they have "His & her" duel sinks The builder might have thought the same with showers.

    • @johnneygold4088
      @johnneygold4088 3 месяца назад +27

      I mean, that type of thing isn't as taboo in other cultures as it is in america. Public bath houses exist where every one is just naked showering together. It is also not too uncommon to have familial bath houses in more wealthy families. The main thing is, it is all sperated by gender.

    • @elianolivia4408
      @elianolivia4408 3 месяца назад +9

      Welcome to finland where whole family gets naked and goes to Sauna together😂😂😂
      Nothing odd about that to me. Also some finns do this with other than family too.

    • @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526
      @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 3 месяца назад +8

      @@its_cleanSometimes you want to sleep together, sometimes you just want to SLEEP.

  • @linnoff
    @linnoff 3 месяца назад +263

    The laundry and showering stories really show how strong the nudity/sexuality taboo is in North America. I have these same feelings, but I get that logically it shouldn't be as taboo as it is.

    • @sgtmajor5700
      @sgtmajor5700 2 месяца назад +28

      Can we just appreciate the idea of having the Roman baths make a rebound.

    • @lilly4197
      @lilly4197 2 месяца назад +11

      No it shouldn’t be taboo

    • @lilhipp0
      @lilhipp0 2 месяца назад

      tf is a taboo

    • @linnoff
      @linnoff 2 месяца назад +16

      @@lilhipp0 a prohibited or restricted social custom

    • @elizabeth.601
      @elizabeth.601 19 дней назад

      Its taboo for a reason. Not that people are so sensitive and faint upon seeing nudity, we all know what a naked body looks like. Just some times, you really DONT want to see too much of a persons body.

  • @harper-bk8xq
    @harper-bk8xq 2 месяца назад +1

    kris saying "GeT OUt OF mY ShOt" got me rolling on the floor

  • @lemonielala3080
    @lemonielala3080 2 месяца назад +3

    I somehow thought it was a sister/brother shower situation and was thoroughly OUT. As soon as I realized it was two brothers I gave zero sh*ts. As long as they CAN shower alone if they want to, without the brother charging in.

  • @beepboopsneepsnoops
    @beepboopsneepsnoops 3 месяца назад +272

    As a deaf gal too, I love that your subtitles are so on point. Thank you!!!!❤

    • @TheReveSwift
      @TheReveSwift 2 месяца назад +10

      It’s automatically generated by RUclips ❤️

    • @greene_eyes
      @greene_eyes 2 месяца назад +13

      @@TheReveSwiftsometimes they are not

    • @CASyHD.
      @CASyHD. 2 месяца назад

      This video they are atleast atm​@@greene_eyes

    • @abigailgardner4919
      @abigailgardner4919 2 месяца назад +5

      least toxic taylor swift fan@@TheReveSwift

  • @ealtar
    @ealtar 3 месяца назад +252

    you know what is wild ?
    most of the youtubers i watch regularly are subscribed to the others and end up knowing each other, being friends, showing up in collabs and podcasts

    • @That_child_of_Hades
      @That_child_of_Hades 3 месяца назад +6

      Same 😅

    • @briwinans8311
      @briwinans8311 3 месяца назад +2

      Same!

    • @TheTemptress13
      @TheTemptress13 3 месяца назад +10

      Yes. It is weird.
      Then I just think the algorithm feeds me the friends eventually if I find one of them just because they are subscribed to one another...
      But sometimes it's weird like Ludwig with trash taste but also calling matpay on stream ... Somecross overs probably just happen after everyone has been around for awhile

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar 3 месяца назад +7

      Fr! I always thought I was the only one with that same perception

  • @SourBiscuit4862
    @SourBiscuit4862 2 месяца назад +10

    Punctuation is a crucial aspect of writing it helps to clarify meaning and structure without it sentences can be confusing or difficult to understand punctuation marks such as periods commas question marks and exclamation points guide the reader through the text indicating pauses endings and emphasis mastering punctuation enhances the clarity and coherence of one's writing helping to convey ideas effectively.

    • @green7449
      @green7449 2 месяца назад

      You literally just typed out a massive run on sentence about why punctuation is so important. Without any punctuation! 😂

    • @SourBiscuit4862
      @SourBiscuit4862 2 месяца назад +2

      @@green7449 no there was one period at the end

    • @green7449
      @green7449 2 месяца назад

      @@SourBiscuit4862 You got me there!

  • @audreynothepburn7663
    @audreynothepburn7663 2 месяца назад +2

    I love how Kris always says she how hated school but gets mad at other people’s lack of punctuation and grammar (me too!).

  • @AngelAnnieehh
    @AngelAnnieehh 3 месяца назад +1030

    As a Finnish person, your reaction to the shower story is wild. We regularly squeeze the entire family into a small room heated up to 80 degrees Celsius completely naked. In Finland no one wears a towel or a bathing suit in the sauna. After that it's fairly common that the entire family enter the shower room at once and take turns taking a shower. Two shower bathrooms are probably the most common ones, although some people have even more showers in a row. For us taking a shower at the same time is absolutely normal (we don't call it showering together though).

    • @Areeeeees
      @Areeeeees 3 месяца назад +17

      Just tää

    • @Areeeeees
      @Areeeeees 3 месяца назад +18

      Meinasin kirjottaa just saman

    •  3 месяца назад +3

      This!

    •  3 месяца назад +42

      Also not just with family, but with friends too. Or at swimming pool. Or or or

    • @Areeeeees
      @Areeeeees 3 месяца назад +9

      @ yep

  • @alyssa.69.
    @alyssa.69. 3 месяца назад +95

    14:04 this part absolutely killed me, kris never fails to make me smile, i love you so much kris!🫶🏼🫶🏼

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar 3 месяца назад +10

      The way Tony & Kris stood silently awkward looking at the soap after Tony dropped it 😭🤣

  • @user-mt4eo4by4o
    @user-mt4eo4by4o Месяц назад +1

    Kris: You look stunning today
    Also me: in shorts with a oversized hoodie and a messy braid drinking Dr Pepper lost a sock trying to figure out wether I should be concerned for the video or laughing at Kris’s humor

  • @megankraay8482
    @megankraay8482 3 месяца назад +128

    15:50 Confession: I do this too 😂 my sisters (all three of us female) and I have always done it considering it a bonding experience since we did it as children. I guess I can see why it would appear strange to others, but it also depends on the dynamic of the family and relationships between siblings. 😅

    • @nataliegray8019
      @nataliegray8019 3 месяца назад +29

      Yeah, I didn't think this was all that weird either. My (F) sisters and I all took baths together as kids, and occasionally would share a shower as teens if we had to. When you have three siblings very close in age and grow up in a house with one bathroom, you learn not to be shy real quick.

    • @MogajiMohammed
      @MogajiMohammed 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@nataliegray8019But the person in question was a guy though, very different

    • @tiffanymichaels2429
      @tiffanymichaels2429 3 месяца назад +30

      @@MogajiMohammed I think they both are male. Not brother and sister but brother and brother

    • @zoeysnow8451
      @zoeysnow8451 3 месяца назад +19

      @@MogajiMohammed It's two brothers which is totally fine.

    • @Asooh7.
      @Asooh7. 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@zoeysnow8451i thought they had different genders.... I don't see the problem if they have the same gender

  • @gheata_playz874
    @gheata_playz874 3 месяца назад +189

    16:52 what a great motivator, can we give a round of applause for this motivator? 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
    Such a good influencer, helping motivate to run

  • @TANGOX5150
    @TANGOX5150 2 месяца назад +2

    Not me stuffing my face with food while she gives a compliment about looking good today lol

  • @quinnparker4949
    @quinnparker4949 2 месяца назад +1

    Kris: you look stunning!
    Me: In bed, throwing up in a trash can.

  • @deedreamerify
    @deedreamerify 3 месяца назад +100

    The milk thing would actually have an impact im sure.
    I'm currently looking at new bed+mattress to replace mine (for non milk related reasons lol) and theyre so expensive!

    • @hunterwarner393
      @hunterwarner393 2 месяца назад +1

      Its a used car to have a good nights sleep anymore!

    • @bigballz37
      @bigballz37 2 месяца назад +1

      “Non milk related reasons” sure whatever you say 🙄

  • @Dragonwagon011
    @Dragonwagon011 2 месяца назад +364

    HOLD ON WAIT YOUR TELLING ME THAT A RUclipsR ISNT SELLING A PLUSHIE FOR 5,000 DOLLERS??????????

  • @kmyds
    @kmyds 2 месяца назад +2

    Kris, THANK YOU. I am in depression for years and feeling so sad most of the time and your videos just cheer me up so much. Also, the Sam and Colby's videos... and also Markiplier's ! ^^
    I really think you all are wonderful human beings and you enlighten my nights ! Thank you so much for being you and kisses from France

  • @robertearlwhitworthsampute7938
    @robertearlwhitworthsampute7938 2 месяца назад +4

    Kris, you are always funny and awesome. Thank you. 1,000 hugs to you.

  • @NomsStar3
    @NomsStar3 3 месяца назад +228

    lmao😆 the milk thing was hilarious
    I just scattered the 7 years of photos taken together all through the house and bed so he wouldn't stop finding them for months and months

    • @themayhemofmadness7038
      @themayhemofmadness7038 3 месяца назад +27

      This is right up there with the one who put shrimp in all the curtain rods! 😂

    • @NomsStar3
      @NomsStar3 3 месяца назад

      @@themayhemofmadness7038my fav! i deff took inspo from that

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 месяца назад

      But what if he's just a narcissistic asshole who doesn't care?
      The milk or shrimp works no matter the asshole.

    • @user-mc9dk5oe5i
      @user-mc9dk5oe5i 2 месяца назад +5

      Petty. Love it. Try glitter

    • @Kittygirl2007
      @Kittygirl2007 2 месяца назад

      @@user-mc9dk5oe5iin their clothes and shoes

  • @GreetingsPerson-ve9mq
    @GreetingsPerson-ve9mq 3 месяца назад +55

    00:39 can you imagine seeing someone in class or somewhere in public just having a bad day and pulling out and punching the crap out of a small dragon plushie.

    • @La_aJ
      @La_aJ 3 месяца назад +3

      That someone would probably be me- 😀

    • @Sleepykitten11
      @Sleepykitten11 3 месяца назад

      So true 💀🤌

  • @lilliansummertop1489
    @lilliansummertop1489 2 месяца назад +4

    I've put this video on every night to fall asleep to for about a week and I still couldn't tell you a single thing that happens in it other than the intro.
    Edit: I must have written this comment when I was half asleep, because I completely forgof about it. I just came back to watch this video again, clicked on the comments, and was like "is that mE??-"

  • @lianna.leftsock
    @lianna.leftsock 2 месяца назад +1

    "Appropriate Clothing" Me and my Boyfriend with matching T-rex costumes: 0-0

  • @user-uk8tp4nd9w
    @user-uk8tp4nd9w 3 месяца назад +114

    I love how jay has turned kris reading screens into a whole thing i love it also i really want mini pete

  • @lyra_3dits
    @lyra_3dits 3 месяца назад +77

    these confessions are going to be insane jesus christ
    HOLY SHIT LITTLE PEETS AND NEW MERCH YES PLEASE

  • @Marleigh-wd6tm
    @Marleigh-wd6tm 2 месяца назад +2

    Kris when you said you had mini Petes I litterally audibly gasped,ran down the stairs and told mom it was a NEED!!!P.S love you tou saved my life ♥️♥️♥️

  • @AmethystDraws.
    @AmethystDraws. 2 месяца назад +2

    Varsity is an American Highschool thing, we have multiple levels of sports. Usually there’s freshman teams, sometimes sophomore teams, junior varsity (jv) teams, and varsity teams.

  • @kosmofrenchie
    @kosmofrenchie 3 месяца назад +29

    Dear Kris
    I know you will probably never read this but if you do I would like you to know how much your channel means to me.
    Yesterday morning my best friend commit suicide
    I cried all day and all night
    20 minutes ago I picked up my phone for the first time since she passed and I seen that I had a notification from RUclips
    It was Kris
    You put a smile on my face and I’m going through a really tough time right now and Kris still managed to make me laugh ❤

    • @onlyasnowman
      @onlyasnowman 3 месяца назад +5

      I'm really sorry for your loss! I'm not sure if there is a more heartbreaking way to lose someone...carry on

    • @howtodraw2817
      @howtodraw2817 2 месяца назад +2

      Sorry for your loss .❤❤

    • @Jay_TheBirb09
      @Jay_TheBirb09 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm so sorry for your loss- I can't even imagine the pain you feel. Stay strong ❤

    • @No.1TwilightFan
      @No.1TwilightFan 2 месяца назад +2

      Oh my gosh that is absolutely horrible. I’m sending all my thoughts and prayers your way 🥺❤️‍🩹

    • @alexisward1388
      @alexisward1388 2 месяца назад

      Hang in there. You'll get though this. ❤

  • @ary2102
    @ary2102 2 месяца назад +1

    “UsE PuNcUaTiOn”
    -kallmekris
    Classic line Kris this video made me laugh❤

  • @Julie_gk14
    @Julie_gk14 2 месяца назад

    The yelling "Get out of my shot!!!" hilarious😂

  • @Thereianthereian2132
    @Thereianthereian2132 3 месяца назад +64

    Canadians are like the chillest people ive ever met and I have the Canadian in my class and he is so chill I’ve never ever see him get mad

    • @steve_bal4
      @steve_bal4 2 месяца назад +11

      Call him an "American" and see what happens. 😉

    • @alliemay9228
      @alliemay9228 2 месяца назад +9

      Were not nice, just really good at being passive aggressive. Once you notice, you'll never see them the same again.

    • @user-pf3or5wt3x
      @user-pf3or5wt3x 2 месяца назад

      Just say you ate à poutine but it wasen't skeaky cheese

    • @Thereianthereian2132
      @Thereianthereian2132 2 месяца назад +3

      @@steve_bal4I call him American and he said no agressevely

    • @steve_bal4
      @steve_bal4 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Thereianthereian2132 😂😂😂 Yeah, we don't like that.

  • @Mystuff675
    @Mystuff675 3 месяца назад +79

    Hey Kris. Having a hard moment right now. My puppy Arya is crossing the rainbow bridge tomorrow. She has been with us for about 4 or 5 years and it’s definitely hitting us hard. Love your content. It is always uplifting. Glad to see you today because of what tomorrow is going to bring. Much love to you and hope things are going well.

    • @psychophaticcountess
      @psychophaticcountess 3 месяца назад +16

      Oh Dear, I'm so sorry for you and your little friend! Be strong and share this strength with little Arya until the end. I know it's hard right now, but I promise that after some time you will no longer feel this bitter pain and sadness, and instead, when you think about your puppy, you will feel gratitude for the time you have spent together, and joy that Arya was a part of your life and source of so many warm feelings and smiles.. I know what I'm saying, because almost a year ago I said goodbye to my beloved cat, who had been with us for 11 years. We all loved him very much, but I was the one who found him in the yard and brought him home when he needed human care the most, and that's how I became his human. We had very strong bond and therefore I was also the one who missed him the most after he passed... But now, although of course I still miss him sometimes, I no longer feel sad, but rather I am glad that he was present in my life at all, and with a smile I recall all the sweet and crazy moments. And I wish the same for you. Take care my dear, I'll be thinking about you and your dog, and I'm sending big hugs and best wishes.

    • @meeganaschen8388
      @meeganaschen8388 2 месяца назад +7

      I’m so sorry about Arya! You have given Arya so much love and a good life! The deep heartache shows how deeply you love Arya! Prayers for comfort and peace for you all at this difficult time!🙏❤️🙏

    • @MzsDraws
      @MzsDraws 2 месяца назад +8

      Im so sorry

    • @Thats-kinda-rainbow
      @Thats-kinda-rainbow 2 месяца назад +5

      Off topic but I know someone that’s named Arya
      Just thought it was a cool coincidence to say
      No?
      Kay I’ll leave
      Really sorry for your loss btw

    • @S1enna_1234
      @S1enna_1234 2 месяца назад +5

      My fish also passed on the same day I guess they will both see each other there ❤

  • @christiesmith978
    @christiesmith978 2 месяца назад +2

    Twin brothers taking a shower at the same time is not as alarming as a brother & sister sharing shower time.... WEIRD, but not as alarming. Was happy to hear it was brothers. Lol.

    • @Theyluv_milah
      @Theyluv_milah 6 дней назад

      AYOOOOO BOTH IS ALARMING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

  • @valekalambe8306
    @valekalambe8306 2 месяца назад +2

    Love the video and your content, however, I grew up in the SDA and have genuine fond memories that had a positive effect on who I am today. As a child I helped to feed the homeless every week, at the weekend we held a free social gathering with skating, games and food for ALL kids to keep them off the streets. Instead of boring the children during Sabbath we would bask in the beauty of the Earth respectfully, understanding the importance of conservation and care for nature. They were some of the best experiences of my life and I carry those beautiful values with me to this day. All were welcome and none were shunned, despite their beliefs or orientation.

  • @jessicaholscher4097
    @jessicaholscher4097 2 месяца назад +48

    12:47 My cousin would just walk in on his mom in the bathroom to talk to her. He did it once to my mom (she babysat him and his siblings a lot) and she freaked out, kicking him out while he was like "yeah, but i just need to ask you this quick thing" (he was like a young teen when he did this). When he was really young, my mom was shocked because he didn't know "around" "under" "over" etc. as well as other kids his age. One day, as a teen, he was cooking a microwave dinner at our house and then got confused because his "peas were falling out." The instructions (pre spinning microwaves) told him to take out the dinner halfway thru and turn it around before finishing cooking it. He turned it upside down (since it was still mostly frozen, only some thawed peas started to fall). He works as an engineer for Boeing now.

    • @hunterwarner393
      @hunterwarner393 2 месяца назад +16

      I swear to you engineers are some of the smartest dumb people or dumbest smart people I have ever met lol

    • @GaySatanicClowns
      @GaySatanicClowns 2 месяца назад

      So that's why the planes are falling apart.

    • @wombattakat
      @wombattakat 2 месяца назад +4

      That ending checks out

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 2 месяца назад +5

      Well that makes sense with the recent issues at Boeing.

    • @skylaroberts4330
      @skylaroberts4330 23 дня назад

      So that’s why parts are falling off

  • @Lynx_0f_Elms
    @Lynx_0f_Elms 3 месяца назад +26

    Kris: You looks absolutely stunning today!
    *Me in my pajamas hunched over my computer with a bag of chips*

    • @partyponyz1239
      @partyponyz1239 3 месяца назад

      Gremlin chic! It's all the rage!

  • @stellaswan1955
    @stellaswan1955 2 месяца назад +1

    Why is no one talking about it "I'm not gonna pick that up that's gay" 😂😂 your the funniest Kris love you ❤

  • @user-vb7md8mv6o
    @user-vb7md8mv6o Месяц назад +1

    My confession is i like staying up all on technology watching RUclips and playing COD and i dont tell anyone and then fall asleep randomly during the day 😂

  • @Space_RL_
    @Space_RL_ 2 месяца назад +19

    Got into a fight with a close friend today and im so happy i can come to your videos whenever i need to cheer up a little bit. Please keep doing what your doing

  • @fingerpopper316
    @fingerpopper316 3 месяца назад +20

    More confessions please! I highly enjoyed this video. Also, I want to commend you for all the hard work that you do for us.

  • @user-non-binary-tojiro
    @user-non-binary-tojiro 2 месяца назад

    16:46 when kris said "get out of my shot!!!" Had me dying of laughter

  • @sailorbychoice1
    @sailorbychoice1 2 месяца назад +1

    I was the youngest of 4 boys growing up in the 60s in a house with ONE Bathroom. The only one guaranteed alone time in the bathroom was Mom. If you were showering and someone needed to pee, they came in and peed, nobody thought anything weird about it. Where I grew up was a small city at the edge of the country~ every town north and set was TOWN, one family I grew up with one town over only had a sink in the house for plumbing, the flushing toilet and the shower and the bathtub was out in the work shed (the house had been built in the 1700s and had never had a total remodel. Five kids and they had to go outside cross the yard and go into the shed to pooh in the middle of the night...

  • @ILoveFoxes.
    @ILoveFoxes. 2 месяца назад +61

    Petition to get Kris to dress up as Ronald Mc Donald

    • @carlmullerlane
      @carlmullerlane 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, I back that. Then she can go to McDonald's & order a Happy Meal. 👍😆

    • @MariaMatos-jg1hq
      @MariaMatos-jg1hq 2 месяца назад +1

      52 likes and only one reply here let me fix that

  • @bobblebardsley
    @bobblebardsley 3 месяца назад +23

    12:17 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they're both male. I can't decide if that's more or less weird but it somehow feels less weird than a teenage brother-sister showering together. Like you'd do it anyway after gym or sports or whatever, or maybe when camping, so if they're cool with it and it means not waiting for the bathroom, then sure.

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 2 месяца назад +4

      It’s only weird if sexual, even with males and females.

  • @jankaltenmark9692
    @jankaltenmark9692 2 месяца назад +4

    Kris makes me so happy her videos are never boring❤

  • @THE_QUEEN_OF_ROSES
    @THE_QUEEN_OF_ROSES Месяц назад

    Me: *yawning*
    Kris: “YoU lOoK! aBsOlUtElY STUNNING TODAY!

  • @Duny4-ni6gu
    @Duny4-ni6gu 3 месяца назад +53

    3:13 Kris: You are looking absolutely stunning today!
    Me: Oh, thank you!
    Also Me: Half dressed, stuffing my face with carrots, ‘That’s so nice!’
    But seriously Kris thank you, you always make my day 😊

    • @hannah_c10000
      @hannah_c10000 2 месяца назад +2

      I was eating rice in my pyjamas:)

  • @snakeeyes8777
    @snakeeyes8777 3 месяца назад +10

    13:02 a varsity team is a thing in American highschools and college sports. It's the team representing your school during sports competitions

  • @Hattiepetersen-fh9qq
    @Hattiepetersen-fh9qq 2 месяца назад +3

    When she yelled CONFESSIONS with the background music I was half way asleep and I swear I saw the light

  • @itzbel4081
    @itzbel4081 2 месяца назад +3

    13:32 Kris… Showers do NOT take 1-2 minutes. It’s weird yeah but Kris, showers at least take 5-10 minutes. 😭

  • @Amiee_louise_
    @Amiee_louise_ 3 месяца назад +11

    10:23 the fact me and Kris was both too lost for words 😭

  • @Matt-ft8pu
    @Matt-ft8pu 3 месяца назад +9

    @10:30 I was initially weirded out by the headline because I assumed it was written by a girl who was showering with her brother. 2 twin brothers who are also varsity athletes who might be used to group showers in lockerrooms are probably the least bad version of the scenario described by the headline.

  • @user-my5xc6rc4j
    @user-my5xc6rc4j 2 месяца назад

    Me: "stuffing my face with sushi and ramen"
    Kris: "u look absolutly beatiful"

  • @jadewarne4540
    @jadewarne4540 Месяц назад

    Kris:”YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY STUNNING TODAY!”
    *Me just slurping on a mini apple juice carton’s straw and constantly sniffing up my nose due to a cold*

  • @magiciandice
    @magiciandice 3 месяца назад +6

    The story at 7:07 reminds me of the Dramatic Reading of a Break-Up Letter and I love it.

  • @Devilish_dear49
    @Devilish_dear49 3 месяца назад +17

    Kris shouted CONFESSIONS, scared my cat

    • @shmulyzuriel8717
      @shmulyzuriel8717 2 месяца назад +1

      lmao. Well cats have a lot of skeletons I'm sure.

  • @cookiecat6413
    @cookiecat6413 2 месяца назад

    Kris: *buys a stuffed animal
    Also Kris: *makes it into a meme and makes another stuffed animal inspired by it

  • @Evelynmiller-fg3td
    @Evelynmiller-fg3td 2 месяца назад +1

    The company that she bought Pete from: hey.. That's ours.. Ah nevermind

  • @PJO-biggest-fan
    @PJO-biggest-fan 2 месяца назад +6

    Does anyone else just go to kris for comfort and a big laugh, sometimes I just need the perfect mix of funny and relatable time with kris 😊❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Slayqueenz0
    @Slayqueenz0 2 месяца назад +4

    8:05 there’s lots of abusive relationships that people don’t want to leave bc there scared or still love the other person

  • @theladyleo9043
    @theladyleo9043 3 месяца назад +8

    3:55 - I almost choked on my tea... MY GOD! I mean wherever you feel comfortable with? But me? Personally I would NOT let that go

  • @XluthiferX
    @XluthiferX 2 месяца назад +3

    i have a fairly big chest and i havent worn a bra since i was like 15. Also blaming someone for being assaulted is never ever ok . parents can be insane

    • @XluthiferX
      @XluthiferX 2 месяца назад

      i told my pal abt the milk story bc they used to throw sugar on their parents bed as revenge and they needed more options

    • @XluthiferX
      @XluthiferX 2 месяца назад +1

      also ngl i don't entirely think the shower is bad? like it's odd but there isn't something inherently sexual abt it really, like it's whack but ppl are comfortable abt different things, not a big deal but like maybe Don't talk to ppl abt it theyre going to immediately assume it's for weird reasons. I am not touchy either but i have siblings (5) and i wouldn't do this but like. some ppl r different, but maybe keep it to urself 😭

  • @susieschlotzhauer9924
    @susieschlotzhauer9924 2 месяца назад +1

    “It’s not weird, My brother and I shower together” Jamie & Cerci Lannister 😂
    In America in high school, which is typically six through 12th grade. Junior varsity or JV is the ninth and 10th grade sports, varsity is the 11th and 12th grade sports and we called them freshman, sophomore, junior and seniors. But typically showering with a group of guys or with a group of girls is fairly normal, but most people don’t continue that activity to their homes 😅