The CRAZIEST Confessions

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @srslomll
    @srslomll 9 месяцев назад +3610

    “i’m working on about 2 and a half hours of sleep right now.” so real of you kris

    • @jessymak8023
      @jessymak8023 9 месяцев назад +12

      O my gooooodiemass yess❤, finally something in common with me lol, I mean about the comment above

    • @Solènelamigonnelicorne
      @Solènelamigonnelicorne 9 месяцев назад

      ​@jessymak8023 pourquoi toi aussi tu es une enfant jessy 😊

    • @christina7557
      @christina7557 9 месяцев назад +10

      Girl, same, and it's been about a week of the same, living on caffeine and nicotine and not much else

    • @mioooooooooooo1
      @mioooooooooooo1 9 месяцев назад +14

      Sturniolo triplet fan spotted

    • @srslomll
      @srslomll 9 месяцев назад

      @@mioooooooooooo1 YES 🫶

  • @moonchild4492
    @moonchild4492 8 месяцев назад +753

    Kris: idk how lively I'll be
    also Kris: immediately does voice impressions while reading

    • @galaxyorca2029
      @galaxyorca2029 5 месяцев назад +3

      her exhaustion made her funnier i guess😂

  • @nadi_haleyy
    @nadi_haleyy 8 месяцев назад +277

    "The whole 2-3 miles? Shame." 😂😂😂

    • @4711Felizskz
      @4711Felizskz 5 месяцев назад +1

      3:40

    • @evanthompson4186
      @evanthompson4186 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah but he did say there and back so that means the whole damn time at the ER she didn't talk to him. She sounds immature as hell.

  • @ItsJustDarling
    @ItsJustDarling 9 месяцев назад +1454

    Fun fact, most serial killers (especially young/new ones) like to start small like with frogs, and then move on to cats because they’re not as trusting as dogs and give more of a fight. It’s honestly chilling that a 6yr old is like that 😭

    • @gay_girli171
      @gay_girli171 9 месяцев назад +66

      Yeah and that child is six!

    • @teliaaustin4938
      @teliaaustin4938 9 месяцев назад +39

      😢yeah that’s creepy

    • @misfit_raven4367
      @misfit_raven4367 9 месяцев назад +67

      Do you watch rotten mangoes by chance? Because one of her recent videos… :c yep, apparently it’s also POSSIBLY because cats give a scream similar to human screams

    • @_Aui-kz7oj
      @_Aui-kz7oj 9 месяцев назад +31

      cats?? They're probably emotionally damaged or something. Who would want to kill😭

    • @Porter_Howard333
      @Porter_Howard333 9 месяцев назад +18

      Define fun…💀

  • @danablonde7
    @danablonde7 9 месяцев назад +626

    “How far did you cross? Did you cross like across the border or did you stop at the border & you waived & then you went back?”😂Your Coolidge impression with that storyline!💀😂

    • @EmmaJean-jw2ip
      @EmmaJean-jw2ip 9 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @jenn2000
      @jenn2000 9 месяцев назад +10

      😂😂this was gold

  • @DoggiesandFroggies
    @DoggiesandFroggies 8 месяцев назад +248

    “Don’t go on the internet if you’re under 18 unless your watching me” love that kris 😂

  • @elrevesyelderecho
    @elrevesyelderecho 9 месяцев назад +1028

    16:20 killing - torture animal is the first sign of psychopath behaviour.

    • @spacekittyx9181
      @spacekittyx9181 9 месяцев назад +16

      It’s apart of the McDonald’s triad, scary

    • @fawnamae
      @fawnamae 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@spacekittyx9181can you elaborate on this? 👀

    • @dannyhigdon666
      @dannyhigdon666 9 месяцев назад +50

      The amount of red flags............being ignored.......... 😮

    • @Crazychickenlady448
      @Crazychickenlady448 9 месяцев назад +41

      Not necessarily the first sign... But a pretty common one, definitely.

    • @nikkita1688
      @nikkita1688 9 месяцев назад +29

      ​@katieford5211 killing animals, lighting fires and bedwetting. All 3 together are an indicator, not just one.

  • @frenchthefennecfoxmlp
    @frenchthefennecfoxmlp 9 месяцев назад +359

    15:48 that is definitely serial killer behaviour, I remember from the true crime made about a serial killer who grew up killing cats and stuff

    • @jasywhore408
      @jasywhore408 9 месяцев назад +30

      Yeah, that's how Jeffery Dahmer was as a kid 💀

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar 9 месяцев назад +14

      Sincerely I have to admit I was a kid like that growing up but decided to force change myself to know it was totally wrong. I mean, you can change at your own free-will, while some others permanently can't 😭

    • @dwinajones3276
      @dwinajones3276 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@infamouswickedjokestarno, they can, they choose not to. Nearly everything is a choice, including who we are

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@dwinajones3276 Apparently you're correct, you can change. But it will be a long journey to overcome with recurring obstacles

    • @PaigeAdams-pc2cb
      @PaigeAdams-pc2cb 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@infamouswickedjokestar it will be a long journey for you to cure your love of Killin cats😂(it's a joke I'm bad at making jokes)

  • @ParisSerratelli
    @ParisSerratelli 8 месяцев назад +42

    It killed me when she started to do a British accent I'm dying over here lol. Dude Kris makes me laugh so hard.

  • @PandanaJim
    @PandanaJim 9 месяцев назад +631

    A 6-year-old killing their own cat and stabbing someone with a pencil sounds like the plot of a horror movie. kids are scary

    • @hellomark1
      @hellomark1 8 месяцев назад +10

      Pretty sure this is the kid in the Rob Zombie remake of Halloween

    • @Aki0-C0wstal3
      @Aki0-C0wstal3 8 месяцев назад +4

      @T-R-O-L-L-E-D WHAT 💀✋

    • @kathleendavidson3316
      @kathleendavidson3316 8 месяцев назад

      That's not kids. He sounds like a bona fide sociopath. Murdering animals is a huge red flag.

    • @squid584
      @squid584 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@T-R-O-L-L-E-Dlmao ur wild😂

    • @NitsuaEsahc
      @NitsuaEsahc 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@hellomark1 I was gonna say the same thing 😂

  • @miauek01
    @miauek01 9 месяцев назад +146

    I like "the voices" approach, it adds an extra angle to each story.

  • @CheekyDingo13
    @CheekyDingo13 8 месяцев назад +89

    “ ‘I (25F)’ Tho I sound 80” that had me dying 😭

  • @shea5638
    @shea5638 9 месяцев назад +1229

    I checked the uber policy because you got me curious lol. Apparently, they will take you to the hospital for things like broken bones, but not emergencies like heart attacks or strokes etc. Makes sense

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 9 месяцев назад +54

      Or if you are in labor!

    • @Kristi-tu9fg
      @Kristi-tu9fg 9 месяцев назад +87

      They also arent recommended/allowed by hospitals as your “ride home” after procedures as you are more likely to be taken advantage of in those situations.

    • @TheBayFoto
      @TheBayFoto 9 месяцев назад +48

      @@Kristi-tu9fgYeah, hospitals are very strict about that. Obviously it’s the liability. You have to be taken home by someone you know or arrange medical transport.

    • @pineapplepapercrafts
      @pineapplepapercrafts 9 месяцев назад +14

      It's like a taxi. I'd assume a taxi would take you for non emergency reasons lol

    • @guerney2000
      @guerney2000 9 месяцев назад +25

      Yeah, they wouldn't like you *dying* in their car, and they probably wouldn't like you bleeding all over it, but other than that, it shouldn't be much of an issue

  • @vines-strangle-you
    @vines-strangle-you 9 месяцев назад +1298

    I will forever have Pete saying hello engraved in my brain

  • @baileycat7225
    @baileycat7225 8 месяцев назад +8

    I feel you on the kids being scarier than old people. And we watch this channel because you are the 🐐. ❤

  • @traceydecker8416
    @traceydecker8416 9 месяцев назад +118

    😂😂😂The Jennifer Coolidge impression😂😂,"did you like cross the border or go to the border and stop wave and go back",😂😂,😂And then,"like how many years it took to get that writing degree because this **** is great"😂😂😂 Queen Elizabeth impression😂😂

    • @Panda-poison
      @Panda-poison 8 месяцев назад +2

      I think she ran thru the border

    • @ashyheindl2
      @ashyheindl2 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Panda-poison without a green card

  • @EffteeAnimates
    @EffteeAnimates 9 месяцев назад +777

    8 seconds in, and Pete has already been assaulted.

    • @Thedeathofangel
      @Thedeathofangel 9 месяцев назад +15

      Poor him. At least there's Peter JR😂

    • @Gravedigger933
      @Gravedigger933 9 месяцев назад +10

      His vengeance will be legendary.

    • @Berries220
      @Berries220 9 месяцев назад +3

      COOOOOMMME GETT YOUR DDDIIIINNNNNNNNERRRRRR ( 0:13 )

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar 9 месяцев назад +2

      "Aw heheheeeee!"

    • @docxen
      @docxen 8 месяцев назад

      speaking of peter jr...um did Kris and Pete um....to ...um...make...um peter jr?
      @@Thedeathofangel

  • @kittengamer522
    @kittengamer522 8 месяцев назад +22

    0:01 omg the Willy wonka reference is warming my heart 😭

  • @mioooooooooooo1
    @mioooooooooooo1 9 месяцев назад +2607

    YIPPIE YOU POSED

    • @mioooooooooooo1
      @mioooooooooooo1 9 месяцев назад +229

      POSTED***

    • @Epicduckys
      @Epicduckys 9 месяцев назад +46

      Yippie

    • @sturniolo.obsessed_
      @sturniolo.obsessed_ 9 месяцев назад +40

      @@mioooooooooooo1THE CHESTER PFP😝🎀

    • @Starz_Builds
      @Starz_Builds 9 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@mioooooooooooo1 I just realised people don't edit the comments so they don't get rid of the heart

    • @Nicks_dr.Pepper
      @Nicks_dr.Pepper 9 месяцев назад +6

      LOVE THE CHESTER PFP😭😭

  • @twiggystardust9573
    @twiggystardust9573 9 месяцев назад +515

    Red hair suits Kris so much, I forgot she was ever blonde until I saw a thumbnail for an old video in my suggestions. And I was like, "oh yeah... she was blonde forever, before this."

    • @heyheyitrachelgray
      @heyheyitrachelgray 9 месяцев назад +11

      It’s SO perfect 😍😍😍

    • @BreeS-zd5rx
      @BreeS-zd5rx 9 месяцев назад +10

      I'm curious how long she'll stick with it. I colored my hair red over a year ago now and I keep telling myself that any day I'll dye it closer to my natural color and let it grow out. Then I touch it back up with more red because I love it so much. 😂 I feel it suits her so well, so I almost hope she has the same issue I am, lmao.

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar 9 месяцев назад +2

      I know right, you can't unsee what you've already seen 😲

    • @twiggystardust9573
      @twiggystardust9573 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@BreeS-zd5rx I was a red head when I was a kid, then it turned blonde and I've been chasing red ever since. Problem is, red dye, even when professionally done, just slides right off my hair after two or three washes. No idea why, but I've probably seen a total of a few thousand dollars of red dye go down my drain over the passed few years.

    • @blessvqx
      @blessvqx 9 месяцев назад +2

      I want to see her with brunette roots ombré into light brown

  • @Thatgirlsky333
    @Thatgirlsky333 8 месяцев назад +19

    I just love Kris and her accents it's just so funny. And surviving on 2.5 hours of sleep is just being in school again

    • @CRYSTALPLYZ
      @CRYSTALPLYZ 8 месяцев назад +1

      Haha ikr the accents are the best 😂

    • @stevenfavell2330
      @stevenfavell2330 7 месяцев назад

      I'm laughing, her Keanu Reeves sounds like Ash from Pokemon!

  • @mamabearmckenzie5241
    @mamabearmckenzie5241 9 месяцев назад +183

    My oldest is unique and draws creepy drawings and likes scary stuff but she also stops to save a worm from drowning in the rain. She also burys her plants that die. I feel so grateful for her now. Shes 11.

    • @emily_is_apples9337
      @emily_is_apples9337 9 месяцев назад +21

      I was like that when I was little. Got in trouble for drawing a really disturbing thing in school when I was 9 😂 I also love animals and would never hurt a fly. I think I turned out alright🤷‍♀️ lol

    • @MoonlitBookworm73
      @MoonlitBookworm73 9 месяцев назад

      @@emily_is_apples9337ayyy, I got in trouble for a drawing too!

    • @gay_girli171
      @gay_girli171 9 месяцев назад +13

      This is like me when I was younger my sisters would joke about me becoming a serial killer because I'm rly dark and stuff (don't worry I didn't lol)

    • @rachelg9873
      @rachelg9873 9 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@gay_girli171that's just what a serial killer would say. 🤔🤨

    • @RebzyfanYT
      @RebzyfanYT 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@rachelg9873exactly

  • @danikabrison
    @danikabrison 9 месяцев назад +416

    The step brother story killed me. Mainly for the voice and the dirty jokes. You are truly hilarious 😂❤

    • @BiggestArsenalFan03
      @BiggestArsenalFan03 9 месяцев назад +4

      I’m rlly confused what actually happened? What did they do?

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar 9 месяцев назад +4

      Hands down, auntie Kris really does know how to make it way interesting & exciting to talk about topics like that

    • @JoCamp696
      @JoCamp696 9 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@BiggestArsenalFan03they did a horizontal jig. I disagree with it being in**st because they're not blood related, but depending on how young they were when their respective parent married the other it's still gross.

    • @dhruvdanika
      @dhruvdanika 9 месяцев назад

      My name is also danika

    • @Lord_Daeman
      @Lord_Daeman 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@JoCamp696 Did they though? I mean it was implied, but there was literally no details. It could just as easily have been about a kiss, or stealing money from their parents to go for a joyride.

  • @jordyn5289
    @jordyn5289 8 месяцев назад +4

    I am so glad you posted. I was just running around searching for a bracelet that I got the day the first pet I had died. I thought I had lost it, then I found it along with my watch that was missing, but I didn't care about that in the moment. So now I can't fall asleep because of the adrenaline still running through me, so watching you is helping calm down. ❤

  • @LMacNeill
    @LMacNeill 9 месяцев назад +240

    Back in the day (17-18 years ago now) I drove a taxi, and we had plenty of calls to take sick people to the hospital. Unless they were going to projectile vomit all over my back seat, I had zero problems driving someone to the hospital. I can't imagine an Uber driver would be any different.

    • @mohamadproskill
      @mohamadproskill 8 месяцев назад +2

      Thanks for your comment 😂

    • @milostinkybreath5182
      @milostinkybreath5182 8 месяцев назад +1

      Taxis should always take you to the hospital if you need!

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 6 месяцев назад

      The Uber policy is no life threatening cases (heart attack etc) and preferrably no super messy emergencies (lots of blood etc). A standard broken ankle is no problem. I'd advice them to go together though because she'll be vulnerable since she clearly can't run away.

  • @Arcturus-SB
    @Arcturus-SB 9 месяцев назад +163

    “Good morning starshine! The earth says hello!” “Hello 👹” HA OMG THAT WAS AMAZING

  • @AnnaliaHetrickrichmond-pb8dx
    @AnnaliaHetrickrichmond-pb8dx 4 месяца назад +7

    “A third party, if u WHHHHHELL”
    The voice of the WHHHHHELL was beautiful.

  • @MINNOW_ON_PAWS
    @MINNOW_ON_PAWS 9 месяцев назад +38

    Kris: "I'd come home with black eyes and he threw rocks at me."
    Me: "Full name? Location? Weapon of choice? Slow? Painful?" NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE QUEEN.

  • @hm0112
    @hm0112 9 месяцев назад +270

    Pete: Hello 👹
    Kris: *bombastic side eye*

  • @EthansGreatestLife
    @EthansGreatestLife 8 месяцев назад +3

    The random pause from reading and then screaming was crazy 🤣🤣

  • @clairevoigt7175
    @clairevoigt7175 8 месяцев назад +98

    The stutter and then getting so mad at ur self is the realest thing ever

    • @Fifi4ever
      @Fifi4ever 6 месяцев назад +1

      I do that all the time 😂😂

  • @idk.k0
    @idk.k0 9 месяцев назад +137

    The intro deserves a true Oscar and I really appreciate how she’s tired but still filming 😭❤ I love you kris

    • @IcyIris_
      @IcyIris_ 9 месяцев назад +1

      fr
      ❤🥰

  • @The_IDK_Nightly
    @The_IDK_Nightly Месяц назад +3

    18:41 I was designing C.C. Afton when she said this 😂

  • @allyburnett3315
    @allyburnett3315 9 месяцев назад +130

    3:15 ambulance in America is way too expensive. For a hurt ankle???? No thank you. That's such a waste of money

    • @throughsaraseyes1045
      @throughsaraseyes1045 4 месяца назад +1

      Just out of curiosity (adsuming it changes between states but) how much does an ambulance cost in America?

    • @allyburnett3315
      @allyburnett3315 4 месяца назад +2

      @throughsaraseyes1045 $1,200 USD or more without insurance. And not everyone here can afford insurance. My dad doesn't have it, and he has had two heart attacks. It's really sad...he said he'd rather 💀 than have another ambulance bill 😭😭

    • @mystictame69
      @mystictame69 3 месяца назад

      ​@@throughsaraseyes1045some places, although I guess it's rare? It's free. Those of us who live in such places are very lucky. I've rides in a few for random injuries over the years and found out way later how dangerous it could have been had I lived anywhere else

  • @Jellybean_93
    @Jellybean_93 9 месяцев назад +77

    The queen of England accent had me ROLLING 😂

  • @HollieGriffin-e4r
    @HollieGriffin-e4r Месяц назад +3

    4:01 call a bro 😂❤

  • @alyssacant6455
    @alyssacant6455 9 месяцев назад +79

    'youre definantly not a PDF' had me almost rolling on the floor omfg

  • @gvnandroses
    @gvnandroses 9 месяцев назад +290

    "i've always been maturer than other people" i can tell 😭

    • @jenjoestar.
      @jenjoestar. 8 месяцев назад +15

      That’s what I said too🤣🤣

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger 7 месяцев назад +3

      Oh come on, its every 14 y/o on wattpad writing self-inserts trying to feel cool and mature haha

    • @gvnandroses
      @gvnandroses 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Scarlett.Granger 😭💀

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@gvnandroses it's fine, so many people go through that phase it's not that bad xD

    • @gvnandroses
      @gvnandroses 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Scarlett.Granger watching people go through the phase is still kinda fun tho xd

  • @4fNReal-
    @4fNReal- 8 месяцев назад +1

    Im SOOOOOOOOO excited for your future Kris!!!! EVERYONE deserves happiness, like yours!!!!

  • @sandrabaulch
    @sandrabaulch 9 месяцев назад +63

    I was waiting for a punchline on the step-siblings thing. Like, this whole tirade of regret, and then finishing with... "That's right: we ate Mum's bday cake between us and blamed the dog. Sorry."

    • @hollyolsen6246
      @hollyolsen6246 8 месяцев назад +3

      Right I was thinking the same thing 😂 I guess bc of the way it was written? Definitely thought that there was going to be a punchline there.

    • @kieran7675
      @kieran7675 8 месяцев назад +6

      Literally, like one of those "I'm so awful, I cheated on my wife, I don't know how she'll forgive me when we play Monopoly again" type things lmao

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 8 месяцев назад +3

      Glad I wasn't the only one.

  • @FreeLoveForAll
    @FreeLoveForAll 9 месяцев назад +15

    I just got back from rehab and I cannot tell you HOW much I missed you, Kris. Thank you for doing what you do ❤Lots of love

  • @amandar4689
    @amandar4689 8 месяцев назад +3

    7:25 not me checking if Jennifer Coolage is a guest on your pod 😂

  • @J4SP3R._.15._.4._.THERIAN
    @J4SP3R._.15._.4._.THERIAN 9 месяцев назад +34

    0:13 amazing scene, like, I couldn’t even tell that was edited, amazing 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @apo....4735
    @apo....4735 9 месяцев назад +41

    Can we all just appreciate how great her eyes match with the hoodie color?!?
    Kris once again you leave us stunned with your awesome looks, the thought and effort you put in these videos and of course the comedy!! Also the accents - SLAYYY🔥
    Keep doing whatever you like and we will be here to support you❤

    • @IcyIris_
      @IcyIris_ 9 месяцев назад

      fr fr,
      SLAYYYYY🔥❤

  • @JerrBaybEe
    @JerrBaybEe 15 дней назад +1

    Your Jennifer Coolige impression is scary accurate 😂🤣💀

  • @buttersmoother907
    @buttersmoother907 9 месяцев назад +81

    the intros get more unhinged every day and I'm eating that shit up✨✨💃💃

  • @Pkman0099
    @Pkman0099 9 месяцев назад +19

    “Ohh yeah I forgot about an ambulance” ambulances are expensive “ ohh they are American” I felt that one😂

  • @Rotted_brain_
    @Rotted_brain_ 8 месяцев назад +2

    Oml the Willy wonky start of “good morning star shine the earth says hello”🫶😂

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 9 месяцев назад +42

    When I was 13 I created my guild on Ragnarok Online and I managed to gather quite a group of people over the following couple of years.
    Most of them knew my age, but I was also very active in the forums of the server and most people there thought that I was 18 at least.
    Looking back, it is quite funny to think about a 15 y.o. organizing a group of people anywhere from 13 (my brother) to 35 (our oldest member at the time).
    I still look at those days with nostalgia and I think they were amazing. I wouldn't change them even if I could.

    • @marysbigpimp
      @marysbigpimp 8 месяцев назад

      Im 50 and played a game where a 15yo created one and it grew fast. The oldest was in his 60s. It’s cool that you gathered such an awesome crowd!
      I hope you can keep doing that with other games.

    • @JackDespero
      @JackDespero 8 месяцев назад

      @Anti_Social_Butterfly863 In my case, I feel the opposite. I think that 20 strangers on the Internet new a lot about me and I never felt unsafe, nor was I ever taken advantage of.
      I am not sayhing that children should do it, I am just saying that I was quite lucky and I do not regret it.
      Heck, I even crossed my country on a bus travelling alone to meet them in person on an anime convention.

  • @Starsongzz
    @Starsongzz 9 месяцев назад +41

    17:26 okay I might’ve gone to school with a kid who’s a killer and I’m just now realizing it, he also stabbed a kid with a pencil because his hand was too close to his desk, that was 4th grade. I stood too close to him in line in the 3rd grade and he hauled his foot back and kicked me in my ACL as hard as he could. That was the first time I wanted to fight someone. He also beat a teacher with his fists in like 7th or 8th grade and we all stared in horror but none of us knew how to react since we were like 13-14. The way he stared at us always vaguely reminded me of a malevolent, disgusted scientist. He freaked out the kid with autism (me) that’s how you know he had something going on…

  • @dangerouslydelicate9392
    @dangerouslydelicate9392 8 месяцев назад +1

    Kris your such an amazing person. Thank you for you being you.

  • @PartyHorse42699
    @PartyHorse42699 9 месяцев назад +171

    16:00 OK, that kid needs a therapist NOW. That is NOT normal behavior, at all. I mean, I could see dropping a big rock on a frog, because frogs are gross, but also small, like a big bug, & less sentient, but that's it. Stabbing another kid, hurting a cat, all of that on top of the other stuff, that's incredibly disturbing. - - There's a clear & severe lack of empathy & compassion within that child, & at 6 y/o no less. That's extremely worrisome.

    • @emilyzee7483
      @emilyzee7483 8 месяцев назад +3

      When I was six I choked a kid because they bullied me none stop. It got ot the point where I tried to tell the adults but nothing changed. So I snapped. The kid was fine and I felt awful about it afterwards! And the kid never messed with me again. Yet I was the only one to get in trouble even though they bullied me relentlessly.

    • @nataliee.237
      @nataliee.237 8 месяцев назад +2

      m not even joking i started tearing up at the frog but started CRYING for the cat😭😭

    • @PartyHorse42699
      @PartyHorse42699 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@nataliee.237 Frogs, are barely sentient. I understand they can be cute to some, but they are creatures that can't see anything unless it's moving, are cold blooded & can be boiled alive, & can't be used for anything besides drugs or poisons depending on the situations. - Cats are incredibly intelligent & emotional creatures. Far more deserving of empathy & compassion.
      Case & point: Family Guy. - They were able to do a dead frog joke that lasted several minutes, but when Peter killed Quagmire's cat, they couldn't even show it on screen.

    • @LuckyRosado13
      @LuckyRosado13 8 месяцев назад +2

      The frogs are one thing. The cat? I kinda wonder why the kid wasn’t being watched around something like a kitten/cat. That sounds, partially, like poor supervision by the caregiver.

    • @PartyHorse42699
      @PartyHorse42699 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@LuckyRosado13 That's the thing about most mothers of children of serial killers, they often don't see any issues, & therefore don't supervise as well.

  • @tonyjardina9019
    @tonyjardina9019 9 месяцев назад +47

    The British voice for the first story was perfect

    • @Billdabestest
      @Billdabestest 8 месяцев назад +2

      Yesh! except we call it A&E, otherwise, spot on!

    • @JohnDoe-tt6en
      @JohnDoe-tt6en 4 месяца назад

      Yes, I especially enjoyed that one.

  • @btsimp
    @btsimp 8 месяцев назад

    I love Kris so much, no matter what she posts she always seems to put a smile on my face. We love you Kris! ❤❤❤

  • @zannadunstrand6289
    @zannadunstrand6289 9 месяцев назад +31

    14:47 THE ”WOOP-WOOP”-SIREN-IMITATION DIRECTLY AFTER BEING SO SERIOUS IS KILLING ME DUDE 😂😂😂💀
    I’ve been watching it soooo many times no dying lauging.
    That’s amazing 😂😂😂

  • @K1tchi
    @K1tchi 9 месяцев назад +623

    "GoOd MoRnInG sTaR sHiNe ThE eArTh SaYs hElLO" she's in her nature gurly phase 😂😂🤣🤣
    (edit) OMG 400 LIKES!?
    500!?

    • @t.ellevision
      @t.ellevision 9 месяцев назад +27

      With a twist of a Johnny Depp phase 😉

    • @K1tchi
      @K1tchi 9 месяцев назад

      Yas@@t.ellevision

    • @frankiegrenier7301
      @frankiegrenier7301 9 месяцев назад +1

      Or her Hair phase.

    • @K1tchi
      @K1tchi 9 месяцев назад

      yasss@@frankiegrenier7301

    • @K1tchi
      @K1tchi 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Solènelamigonnelicorne ¡La tía Kris realmente solo publica sus videos divertidos los miércoles!❤

  • @1graceaubrey
    @1graceaubrey 2 месяца назад +5

    Okay for the comments from Reddit saying he should have called for the Uber / taxi HE WAS DRUNK. The fact that he even suggested it was awesome. But a drunk person caring for an injured person in any situation is not ideal. Cut the man some slack 5:49

  • @angelcake1617
    @angelcake1617 9 месяцев назад +8

    I just love how Kris can always complement us, so here is my compliment for you Kris, I love how you provide us entertainment, happiness and can be such a kind amazing person ❤😊

  • @ashleyfisher-bg9eb
    @ashleyfisher-bg9eb 9 месяцев назад +13

    I’m a 13 year old and I don’t have any social media except RUclips. I watch you and Sam and Colby and that’s like it but I get how the internet can be a dangerous place if you aren’t watching the right people or talking to the right people. Thanks Kris for everything love you ❤️❤️❤️

  • @katie18976
    @katie18976 8 месяцев назад +3

    I cannot stop laughing at the queen Elizabeth accent at 9:28 😂😂😂😂

  • @sigma1551
    @sigma1551 9 месяцев назад +11

    18:52 That voice is on point! 😂

  • @jessicaholscher4097
    @jessicaholscher4097 9 месяцев назад +43

    6:42 i think they posted their fanfic on the wrong website

    • @milostinkybreath5182
      @milostinkybreath5182 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂🤣😅

    • @ayelemensah8816
      @ayelemensah8816 8 месяцев назад +6

      I thought it was definitely supposed to be a misdirect. Like that the end OP would say “we got drunk and puked on the living room carpet!” And it wouldn’t actually be anything sexual like we were clearly lead to believe.
      But then it just cut off?!

  • @davidharper4971
    @davidharper4971 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hey Kris, it was so awesome and surprising to get to meet you and your mom the other day in the garden center area of Walmart. You natural fun energy and kindness really made my day. Good luck on the rest of your move to Texas. One of your biggest fans, David from Coleman, Texas.

  • @Tacos64
    @Tacos64 9 месяцев назад +49

    8:23 It is NOT illegal if it's your step sibling, because technically you're not actually related. The could legally get married. (In the US, Idk about other countries)

    • @Knusablue08
      @Knusablue08 8 месяцев назад +15

      I feel like the whole step sibling thing is such a grey area. You're not related by blood so it's not illegal or incest technically but it has the sibling term in it which throws everything off.

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 8 месяцев назад +2

      Family is not just a blood relationship. I would feel very uncomfortable doing anything sexual with someone I grew up with. They're practically like my family. People need to stop reducing everything to biology or the law. Incest with adopted family or in laws or step family members is morally wrong. End of story, goodbye

    • @Tacos64
      @Tacos64 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@cooliostarstache5474 It is wrong, and gross, I didn't say it wasn't. I just said that for some f'd up reason it's legal.

    • @Knusablue08
      @Knusablue08 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@cooliostarstache5474 it is gross and wrong if you grew up with them yes. If your both older adults and your parents just decided to get married and you don't even live together then it's a different story. Still a weird but not the same as growing up together or adopting someone. That's messed up

    • @PossiblyAVampyre
      @PossiblyAVampyre 8 месяцев назад +4

      I think it definitely depends on whether or not you grew up with that person and if you see each other as siblings. In that case it would be weird. But sometimes parents remarry when their children are adults, and in that case, you don't even know each other, and it could be excused.

  • @maddiecrosby3899
    @maddiecrosby3899 9 месяцев назад +16

    Thank you so much for making content! I've been going through a lot and your videos have gotten me through. Given me something positive and fun to focus on! You are amazing! Thank you for being there for us even when you don't know you are! ❤

  • @pochuyma9530
    @pochuyma9530 28 дней назад

    😂😂😂❤❤❤ I love Kris's witty observations! Now she is doing voices!
    LOL! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rionka
    @rionka 9 месяцев назад +20

    YOUR JENNIFER COOLIDGE ACCENT IS AMAZING AND IM CRYING HERE 😂

    • @jenjoestar.
      @jenjoestar. 8 месяцев назад +1

      She has her mannerisms down too🤣🤣

  • @Purplies_ryujin
    @Purplies_ryujin 9 месяцев назад +21

    I love when kris posts cause her honestly talking kinda calms me down and her calm voice!

  • @Zeno_wolf
    @Zeno_wolf 6 месяцев назад +3

    "incest is wrong"
    Haha tell that to Lucifer from hazbin hotel VRchat 😂

  • @larabijkerk7848
    @larabijkerk7848 9 месяцев назад +12

    As a fellow sleep deprived person, I can say that this video has exactly the vibe that I was looking for.
    I really enjoyed the chaotic silliness of it al. Thank you Kris, I loved it!
    p.s.
    Somehow I enjoyed the first 18 seconds way too much!😂

  • @Layla-u7z4w
    @Layla-u7z4w 9 месяцев назад +25

    I KNOW ITS A DAMN GOOD DAY WHEN KRIS POSTS

  • @karakuntzman864
    @karakuntzman864 7 месяцев назад +1

    0:55- THE FART NOISE FREAKING ✨ S E N T ✨ MEEEEEEE 😂😂😂😂

  • @idaveje383
    @idaveje383 9 месяцев назад +21

    I love your confession and AITA videos!

  • @michaelmcanally8468
    @michaelmcanally8468 9 месяцев назад +33

    There’s a difference between kids messing around and stabbing someone with a pencil because they wouldn’t give him a toy he wanted. This is sociopathic behavior, and if his parents don’t start talking to him about his behavior it’s just going to escalate.

    • @laus9953
      @laus9953 8 месяцев назад +2

      it's the parents who need "talking to" - after their sprout has been taken away for good from them

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 6 месяцев назад

      When they're 6 they still have a good change with intervention. It won't create capacity for empathy, but they can learn how to get their anger out in a way that won't put them in jail. They can learn to use manipulation in a suitable career, to convince people to volunteer the things they want.
      Untreated kids with his problems have terrible prospects in life. Prison, addiction, depression and poverty. This mom chooses to fuck over her child so she can feel like a good mother in a happy healthy family.

    • @michaelmcanally8468
      @michaelmcanally8468 6 месяцев назад

      @@cats1970 Lol, they either go to prison, become scientists, or become corporate executives. I read a study that spoke about brain scans conducted on known diagnosed psychopaths. It found that there is a physiological difference between those brains that were certifiably psychotic, and those that were considered "normal," and while it did find that a healthy proportion of candidates did manifest their psychopathy violently, there was also a portion of the test cases that become corporate executives.
      What was even more interesting, is the scientist who conducted the research, had his own brain scanned and his brain had the same physiological abnormalities as the test cases. The difference they concluded, between the doctor, and those who became violent, was the fact that most of the test cases came from abusive homes, or had great tragedies befall them to set them off on destructive tangents. The doctor, however, had been raised in a loving, supportive environment, and had strong family ties. Just one more bit of evidence that our DNA is not the root of our behavior, its the environment we grow up in.

  • @P1p3r_i_Guess
    @P1p3r_i_Guess 8 месяцев назад +12

    3:42 *fumbles words* Kris: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAĦĦĦHAHAHAAHHÆÄÆHHHĦ
    *seconds pass*
    Kris: let’s continue ☺️❤🕊️

  • @CrewAnne87
    @CrewAnne87 9 месяцев назад +20

    Lol love How Peete got sacrificed to the sand worms of Dune 😂

  • @Saimeren
    @Saimeren 9 месяцев назад +18

    Look, the thing about RING cameras is that they're there for protection. Nobody is sitting there in the evening combing through their doorbell footage for no reason just to be a creep. They're only looked at when something happens.
    If there's a camera facing your door, you're also essentially protected, as long as the neighbor who's camera it is is cool and would be willing to let you check the footage if something happened to your place.
    It's not creepy to have a neighbor have a camera on their front door.

    • @paulelderson934
      @paulelderson934 8 месяцев назад +3

      I feel like it's pretty fair to request the camera not facing directly to the front of their apartment.
      The side mount really fixes that issue without anyone having to compromise though.
      No reason for the neighbor to act this way honestly.

  • @Le4h_br0wn861
    @Le4h_br0wn861 8 месяцев назад +3

    Nah 19:43 that voice fits so well it caught k off guard 💀💀😭😭💀💀😭😭💀💀😭💀💀😭💀💀😭💀💀

  • @brandythompson2171
    @brandythompson2171 9 месяцев назад +10

    Im glad someone out there says that as well😂❤ "good morning starshine the earth says hello" its on the johnny depp chocolate factory movie but i remember it from an old song lol ❤

  • @ski-skin
    @ski-skin 9 месяцев назад +18

    16:07, see, now the stabbing and hitting girls is actually worrying. 👀

  • @danikealty3419
    @danikealty3419 Месяц назад +1

    lol I love the Jennifer Coolidge voice 😂 spot on

  • @brianhawkins8397
    @brianhawkins8397 9 месяцев назад +13

    8:01 I would’ve straight died if this “confession” ended with “It’s time to face it HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.”

  • @CheerCrafts
    @CheerCrafts 9 месяцев назад +49

    You are my favorite Chris you are the thing that I look forward to every single time you post I get so excited please keep doing what you do. You are amazing.

  • @AtreusChampionLoki
    @AtreusChampionLoki 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:08 THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD 🤣🤣

  • @manjukumarks
    @manjukumarks 9 месяцев назад +14

    Kris’s unique way of bringing humor into the confessions while keeping the sincerity of each story is nothing short of brilliant.

  • @sa1ts777
    @sa1ts777 9 месяцев назад +64

    the stuttering at the start is so real😭-

  • @annadickey5752
    @annadickey5752 3 месяца назад

    I love it when you read the confessions in Jennifer's voice!!! ❤❤❤

  • @Saimeren
    @Saimeren 9 месяцев назад +39

    3:20 Uber put out a statement recently saying that they're putting a stop to that. They said that they're not an ambulance service and it isn't going to happen going forward.

  • @booknerd9850
    @booknerd9850 9 месяцев назад +29

    3:44 The op is definitely not the A-hole, the girlfriend though is as she refused to get an Uber, which would have taken her there as she's not being sick or in high active labour (someone who is dilated enough to push, or their water hasn't broken yet which could cause permanent stains and funky smells), she doesn't have a licence to drive, nor would she be in any fit state to drive with damage to her ankle, plus she's not insured on his vehicle.
    So she had three options that were safe to do:
    1. Wait for him to sober up enough to drive.
    2. Call an Uber.
    3. Call an ambulance.

  • @Abigail-ud2pt
    @Abigail-ud2pt 5 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve watched this video so many times that I have memorized the intro. ❤ I love your content

  • @Starsongzz
    @Starsongzz 9 месяцев назад +10

    21:21 omg your sweater matches your eyes I just noticed and it made me so happy

  • @Bubbles_Art
    @Bubbles_Art 9 месяцев назад +8

    16:45 fun fact! The first sign of a serial killer is a head injury before 12 and *hurting animals*

  • @wilmamutukwa3442
    @wilmamutukwa3442 8 месяцев назад +3

    9:51 ,however, oh no😅😂

  • @ViktoriCreates
    @ViktoriCreates 9 месяцев назад +13

    17:07 in a few years this kid gonna be in a true crime kmk video

  • @CrewAnne87
    @CrewAnne87 9 месяцев назад +9

    Lol love How Pete got sacrificed to the sand worms of Dune 😂

  • @Logan-zl7xi
    @Logan-zl7xi 8 месяцев назад +1

    I can relate to the lack of sleep, I'm so tired. 😭 Love you Kris!❤

  • @xOddFrogx
    @xOddFrogx 9 месяцев назад +61

    Kris always have the strangest yet funniest intros

  • @EtnaTomičić
    @EtnaTomičić 9 месяцев назад +62

    The beginning cut me off! 😂😂Love ja Kris❤

    • @AlexanderSales-iv1gt
      @AlexanderSales-iv1gt 9 месяцев назад +4

      She posted 5 minutes ago how th u finish it that fast (Just asking genuinally)

    • @EtnaTomičić
      @EtnaTomičić 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@AlexanderSales-iv1gt hahahah i ment beginning 😅

    • @augiie4
      @augiie4 9 месяцев назад +3

      Its been out for 9mins.. and the video is 22 mins. DO YOU SKIP TO THE ENNDDD?!

    • @EtnaTomičić
      @EtnaTomičić 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@augiie4 i wrote it wrong accidentaly. I meant beginning

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar 9 месяцев назад +1

      Well it also could've been said "The beginning of the video cut me off" 🤝

  • @Iris-s7p
    @Iris-s7p 8 месяцев назад

    17:22 we watch because you ARE funny and the best aunty , love you aunty Kris ❤❤❤

  • @chayafries6644
    @chayafries6644 9 месяцев назад +21

    that one story about the kid hurting animals sounds like its straight up from "Welcome To Hell" like that kid is literally Sock