These Amazon Products Should Be ILLEGAL
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2024
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Go grab MINI PETE while you can!! 🐉 www.ottobykris.com
Omggg 50 seconds ago 😮😮😮❤❤❤
Hi Kris❤️love ur videos❤️❤️❤️
We love our mini Pete! He’s adorable ❤
I WISH I COULDD 😭
Hii
Kris: *attacking a fake head with crappy pepper spray*
Caleb: “I got you these flowers! 😁”
That was my favorite part too❤💐I'm so glad she has a good Man now
Yeah he is really sweet to her. The way he was while she was handling those weapons was pretty smooth too. I like him. Never knew about him until now and I think hes pretty awesome especially his sense of humour it's much like Kris
I have high hopes for these two lasting long-term, they have chemistry and attraction for eachother it's as clear as day
"ok now eat the pepper spray"
“A little bOoQEt”
@@TchSktch 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Jay is getting cinematic over here! That was pretty sick
I got jump scared 😂😂😂😂
Using the editing skills he picked up when he, Kris and Celina did their haunted house series.
So glad to see him using them again. 😊
Jay was low key hot in that vid
@@BmoneyBitchSorry but J is always low key hot common now! ❤
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDEE that was soo awesome! Definitely would not complain if we got more if this in the future.❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Kris: plays with loud toys
Jay: makes a cinematic masterpiece
Kris: *Freezes the ballistics gel*
Also Kris: *Wonders why prongs for a taser bounce off when the prongs are designed to penetrate SOFT flesh and fabric*
I love how Kris always looks so happy whenever she is with Caleb. It makes me so happy!
Edit: congrats on 11 mil!!!
THIS!!!!!! Our Queen deserves this kinda happiness 🥰
I had a tear reading this because it is so true
They are an awesome couple. They both look so happy when with each other. And she seems to be taking to Texas quite well!
They are such a cute couple and both deserve each other
@@jadebook0125 yes! She litteraly deserves the world and more, and seeing her so much happier truly makes it feel like she has!
Once the lights dimmed at 5:08 I knew I had to buckle in for a cinematic merch announcement masterpiece. A+++ to Jay and A+++ to Kris for giving her editor some creativity on her channel when a lot of editors go unnoticed for hundreds if not thousands of channels. Hope to grab a Petey and ADHD shirt before they're gone
First off, do not freeze the ballistic gel head. They are made to use when not frozen. Tests for penetration are done at 39 degrees F (about 4 degrees Canadian.) Freezing is for Jello shots.
Not Jay being THE BEST Actor in that scene hahah
I’m only 22 seconds in, and seeing Kris bouncing along in a jeep, holding what LOOKS like a shotgun, and smiling with total, legit happiness, hanging with Caleb and the boys… it touches my heart.
My hubs and I just moved from Texas to Pennsylvania, and waking up in our new home this morning… we’re smiling EXACTLY the same way.
YAY to happy new beginnings. May we all find our way to new, happy places in our lives.
Dang
I live in New Jersey
Aye welcome to PA! Hope the temperature difference isn't too shocking, it can snow in May depending on the area. Hope you enjoy it here nonetheless!
Welcome to PA! I'm in NEPA, hope you enjoy it here. Go see the mountains this fall.
@@tianamarie989 Hey fellow NE! I live in the mountains few and I second that recommendation 😊
Jay’s commercial was not what I expected, but it was a cinematic masterpiece honestly
It was so cute when Kaleb gave you the flowers. He seems like such a sweet heart.
Caleb had a solid point that if you think about is actually a very scary situation if someone ever had to use one of these shit items. Someone will buy one of these things thinking it will protect them and then god forbid they have to use it ever in a situation and it won’t do anything. It’s actually scary that those things are being advertised as home self defense because so many people would fall for it due to their distaste of actual guns, and then either expect it to work to protect their family since it was advertised basically as a home defense system, yet it will just do nothing but fail to protect you and then sadly you’re screwed. Maybe I just am over thinking it but if you advertise it to be a self defense kind of weapon, in my opinion it should be able to stop an attacker in a non lethal way, not just tickle them.
these two give so much parent energy lmfao. cause kris is just laughing her ass off and caleb is just like talking with an accent
I absolutely LOVE the Amazon series! Making it with Caleb in it is so cute🥹🥹🥹
That mini movie from Jay was freaking EPIC!! When I saw the little scurrying mini-Pete I lost it laughing. I was so hoping that would happen!
Seeing Kris so happy after years of thinking she would never find love just fills my heart, I always knew this would happen
Caleb: “CHANNEL YOUR INNER PIRATE”
Kris, quietly: “Arg”
OKAY BUT HOLY CRAP JAY!!! THAT WAS SO GOOD! if that was a movie i’d definitely watch it!!❤❤
Frerrrrrr
It was sooo cool fr
@@violakuhalamp456 fr
I was on the edge of my seat fr!
Frfrrrr
Jay’s editing has become a character and I am 100% here for it.
14:04 The sound Caleb makes during the BIG "O." 😂
16:36 “Stop eating my ammo” already getting that Texas twang! 😊
This ain’t Texas, WOO!
Normally I hate when youtube couples make content together but this is just so genuine and loving.
Same. I think it's because it normally feels performative, whereas this feels authentic - like they're hanging out and we're just along for the ride.
I always get the feeling with a lot of the "RUclips couples" that they become different people when the cameras are off. However, I don't get that feeling with these two.
That because most people on RUclips are lame
I camp with my kids in rural locations. It's typically just me and them as their father isn't much of a woods person. We also do alot of travel to get to these places. So the kids wear these at the rest areas when they're in different bathrooms etc. We all carry the birdie alarms on our belts camping as bear alarms. They work very well for scaring off predators.
"....at my ear... Made me feel things. " Hahaha. You all are so cute! 💜
You and Caleb look so happy together, I’m happy for y’all
Jay should make more cut scenes. It was so funny lol 🤣
I have never loved a couple as much as I love Caleb and Kris. The way they interact is genuinely so heart warming and adorable and I literally cry tears of joy watching them together 😭❤️
5:01 give jay a raise cuz that was so freaking cool!!
“not a person don’t worry…just kidding “ KRIS WHAAAT 😂😂😂
OMG SHE LIKED MY COMMENT I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE A FAMOUS BALLERINA THATS DANCING ON ICEEEEEEEEEEE YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
Let's all take a moment to appreciate Jay for his great editing in all of Kristina's video's😁
And his commercial❤❤cameo❤🎉
@@ohnonotagain8935 yeah!
LOVE Jay’s mini movie! Very cool! Also, this was a fun video! I loved seeing Kris and Caleb playing with non-lethal weapons together. I laughed every time Caleb said “this is crap”. He’s so sweet to collect pretty flowers for Kris too. Such a cute couple. 😊
“Looks like a fun, feels like a gun, doesn’t hurt like a gun” 😂😂😂
I'm so impressed with all of the care Caleb took to make sure you were safe & doing things properly! He's a keeper!
i love how happy kris looks with caleb its so cute
Jay's editing is 10/10
His commitment to this video was amazing lol
I think I’ve decided that from now on, when watching one of your videos, I’m going to pay YOU a compliment ❣️
I really enjoyed your laughter in this one. It had a twinge of a new element of joy! Love that!!! I’m thankful, on your behalf, for the love that fills you and heals you these days. ❤❤❤
I LOVE JAYS SHORT FILM😂❤️
Jay, that OTTO commercial was phenomenal, a cinematic masterpiece ✨
Kris you make me know the difference between love and pure adoration from a lover. Love you queen😅❤
I was worried that moving with Caleb that Kris would change like most creators do when they get serious in relationships but she seems almost more genuine now❤❤
I LOVE “WEOPONS”!!!
I was just abt to say that lol
I dont like weapons but i absolutely love weopons!
weopons are so preppy😍😍😍
✨ *Weopons* ✨
she's just trying to blend in with texas' education standards ok?
2:57 the majestic run😂❤
I know so majestic
@@Officallymisscircle yess😌👌❤️
Pretty creative 🤗
Ya know, I didn't really expect to see Kris slide into being a guntuber, but I'm here for it!
Damn girl 🤣you became a Texan REAL QUICK🤣🤣 LOVE IT!
Kris: I'm an expert at this.
Also Kris: @1:51 "with 130db, whatever that means"
Girl, I love how happy you look when you're with Caleb. I am happy for you!
All these youtubers be making cinematic master pieces for advertisements! Great job Kris and Jay!!
Hey Kris! FYI, dB is decibels, a unit to measure how low a sound is
80dB is uncomfortable, 120dB causes pain
130dB would be enough to seriously damage ears
Great vid as usual!
OMG I LOVE HOW JAY MAKES THE SPONSOR (or something) A MINI HORROR MOVIE😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kris please, PLEASE keep being so happy :D
Its always good to see you smile and be happy (if Caleb hurts you i can't promise anything)
I LOOOOVE YOUR VIDEOS
I love listening to Kris trying to read American labels. It is amazing. Love the vid.
13:27 the masculine urge to look at aircraft as they fly over 😂
Omg 😱😳 this first self protection weapon clip has just brought back a memory I had forgotten about….
As a mid-teen in the early 00’s with my friend… my mom decided that if I was going out just me and another female friend I had to have an alarm like this on me….
I originally thought it was great knowing I had one and people would notice someone attacking me - only problem when we went in the grocery store, the pin on the keychain got caught on a shelf, I didn’t realise so walked away - the pin was pulled out and shot through the air, across the aisle, and disappeared under the row of shelves opposite…
All the while the alarm was screaming it’s head off….
….and I could _not_ find that dang pin *_anywhere!!_* - my friend just stood there laughing finding the whole thing absolutely hilarious…!
By the time I found it I was bright red, completely mortified, wished the world would open up and swallow me there and then… and when I got home I threw the thing on the kitchen counter and refused to have one ever again!
So my mom made me sign up to martial arts / self defence classes - which turned out to be real fun.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do i feel like Caleb was running just like Kris when she said "Come at me" 😂 3:00
Kris: I really wanna use this on myself
Caleb: hold this piece of grass...(hands her a flower to snap)
Stopppppppp so wholesome and pure!!!
Kris and Caleb look so cute together! Congrats on 11mil Kris! 🫶
I love when Kris and Caleb do anything together there’s so cute together ❤❤
When Kris pulled the sword/ knife thing out at the end and said “ 😜hey stop that” was everything 😂😂😂🎉
Kris: How was getting pepper sprayed?
Caleb: (casually stroking his mustache) Oh, terrible
ok Jay and Kris...you two seriously need to keep up with the short film making. Superb work!
You guys are so awesome. Love how Caleb has your back and is protecting you all the time. Freaking adorable.
"To try them out on, not a person"
Also Kris: "Just kidding"
SO A PERSON?!! 😂
As someone who is big into archery and bow hunting, I never thought I’d hear Hoyt Mathews and Bowtech referenced in a KMK video. Respect to Caleb also for referring to “the mystical flight of the arrow”. IYKYK
Was not expecting the epic short film from Jay in the middle of this. That was freaking awesome!
I love seeing her with Caleb bc she’s always so happy
I’m so happy to see Kris in a really fun and cool relationship with a guy like that and I hope he is the one for her and will get married and have baby kris’s just as cool as she is!
Kris is becoming a true Texan ❤
yeah it's sad. i've lived in texas all my life and i've hated every minute of it.
Ou est ton chien tatie kris je l'aime il est trop mignon 😊
Let's hope not. Let's hope the Canadian in her gives her some sort of immunity.
@@dietotakuwhy is that?
@@jessiebreaux7996 bigotry and oppression, mostly... and a complete lack of public funding for their infrastructure, which is somehow separate from the rest of America's. Their politicians are so dumb they keep saying global warming, yet Texas got more snow than I did in "the snowbelt" of Ontario, yet they don't invest in the power grid to keep it from failing when people need heat, and their houses aren't even insulated for the damn cold.
That bit thing with Pete was absolutely amazing!
Embrace your inner Texan Kris! 😆
(Why do i want to see a "Married with children" sketch with Kris and Caleb now?!)
Love how Caleb mentions the fact stuff will ricochet of the head and kris says they’ll both stand far away and Caleb’s like no I’ll risk it but u stay safe he really makes her happy ❤❤
I love how happy Kris is now ever since she moved she has been so happy ❤
You make me laugh Kris I love your videos and your personality ❤
Also Jays part is so amazing I loved how Pete attacked Jay
I love how Caleb protects and educates you on each weapon!
i am scared that the next serial killer Kris is going to talk about is gonna be herself...lol
You are one of the few youtubers that I can say I consistently watch each video from beginning to end bc the content is so enjoyable. And I don't think I dislike anything you post. All your videos are perfect the way they are.
Y’ALL ARE THE BEST STRAIGHT COUPLE😭
TRUE
🤣
Kris and Caleb are my secret parents that I always love seeing them smile ❤😂
Kris and Caleb are genuinely so cute; you can feel their contagious happiness 😊❤
love the 'commercial' for mini pete aswell!!!!!
Kris:what are you doing
Ompa:making flower
Funny story: There’s a pair of Canadian geese that have made a nest on my front porch and they constantly harass me when I step outside! I’ve been using pepper spray to fight them off and they flail their heads and wings for half an hour. (Before someone screams “animal cruelty” at me, I’ll point out that it’s illegal to relocate geese while nesting in SC and I have no intention of killing the geese or the eggs, so this felt like a good compromise)
The Adhd of “eat it” and proceeding to lick it completely forgetting about the pepper spray made me laugh so hard because its definitely something I would do
I loved Caleb's bouquet!!!!❤❤❤😂😂😂
I literally got a jump scare by Pete lmao. I hope Jay gets a Tony award for that amazing performance.
Can we appreciate the Otto by Kris mini movie that she and Jay gave us. It was so good.
I must say that Jay editing is amazing, especially on the Otto scene it felt like I was watching an actual movie
Jay's editing and Otto commercial made this video. 50/10 absolutely epic
5:55 amazing mini movie by jay btw👌🏽
Caleb - ‘Nerf Needler from Halo’ - I’m saving this video to my favourites purely for that comedy gold 👏😂👏
Also; Caleb’s hand placement on your lower back, Kris 🥹😩🫶🏻
I’m so excited for the future happiness of both of you ❤🫶🏻
Yk Kris, I was feeling really down today cuz I have a huge school protect for Monday and it is super stressful and I’m so glad that I saw you posted, I might be a day late but you always brighten my day, along with sam and Colby and Celina and Oompaville. I love you all so much ❤️❤️
Kris, I don’t know how much Jay gets paid, but he deserves a raise for that advertisement😂 funniest thing i’ve seen all day(along with the rest of the vid)
I would have liked this simply for the masterpiece that is Jay vs. Pete. 11/10 cinematography 👏👏👏
Caleb is so gentle with Kris. That’s so sweet.
Alright Caleb. That's bouquet was Soo sweet! And ya, the one thing you always gotta worry about with pepper spray is worrying about the breeze. You can f around and get some gnarly back spray!
A KRIS VIDEO A DAY KEEPS THE MONSTERS AWAY ILY KRIS
"LETHAL WEAPON TESTING" literally so slayyy
I don't know WHY but I read this with a Shane Dawson expression running thru my head!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@misernia1 NOT SHANE DAWSON!!! 😔😔😔
I LOVE Shane Dawson!
@@misernia1 Just jokingggggg I watch him a bit too lol
Suddenly I can't wait for the next range day at Demolition Ranch. Kris is slowly going to turn into a part time guntuber, trained by some of the best on RUclips. This will be fun
My cat came RUNNING! With the birdie alarm! And then looked at me with confusion when it was just my phone. 😂
Welcome to America, Kris! You didn't waste any time getting acquainted with the local traditions. We have a lot of fun here. Hope to see more of these!
I was waiting for this!!!! Can't beat an Auntie Kris video ❤ Congrats on 11 million subs Kris!