13 WORST Ways To DIE

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  • @EasternEuropean83
    @EasternEuropean83 Месяц назад +5976

    "Any final words? TOO BAD" fucking decapitates 💀

    • @DontReadMyPicture153
      @DontReadMyPicture153 Месяц назад +95

      Don't translate...
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้… . . ..

    • @OllieBollie1214
      @OllieBollie1214 Месяц назад +17

      real lol

    •  Месяц назад +30

      Don't translate...
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้… . . ..

    • @larsbrresen8495
      @larsbrresen8495 Месяц назад +8

      I did it❤haha

    • @MariaGarcia-oi1jt
      @MariaGarcia-oi1jt Месяц назад

      ​@@DontReadMyPicture153get these Bots out of here

  • @CrewAnne87
    @CrewAnne87 Месяц назад +3526

    Omg this is probably the most dramatic way Pete has ever died 😂

    • @NotA_Cookie4ever
      @NotA_Cookie4ever Месяц назад +12

      Yes😂

    • @DontReadMyPicture153
      @DontReadMyPicture153 Месяц назад +39

      Don't translate...
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้… . . ..

    • @SophiaKunst
      @SophiaKunst Месяц назад +3

      YES

    •  Месяц назад +9

      Don't translate...
      ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้… . . ..

    • @Thebestever12345
      @Thebestever12345 Месяц назад +3

      16 minutes ago!!!!!!❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

  • @baj6480
    @baj6480 25 дней назад +129

    Fun fact: the reason why people who were getting hung got blindfolded is because when you are hung, there's so much force on the head, the eyes "pop out" of the socket. So people started blindfolding the hanging victims to take the human element away.

  • @freddy.cheese9574
    @freddy.cheese9574 Месяц назад +128

    Fun Fact Time!
    - The Pear of Anguish was generally disproven as a method of medieval torture, as the strength of springs at the time period that they were supposedly used were not nearly strong enough to rip open orifices, and could easily be resisted by jaw, pelvic or anal muscles depending where inserted. The jaws of the pear were also likely held closed by a latch, which would not be able to be opened when within a human, and the spring would open the jaws too quickly for the latch to be opened before inserting the device. (Don't quote me on this it is just something i remember from when I hyper fixated on medieval torture methods.)
    - The Guillotine was still in use in France when the first Star Wars movie came out.
    - Prisoners used to fight over who got to be executed first by the Guillotine as the blade dulled over time and multiple chops had to be made to finish the execution of the final prisoners is there were many to be executed.

    • @JunoARain
      @JunoARain 12 дней назад +1

      Most pears used corkscrews, not springs to open. As the corkscrew was turned, the device expanded.

    • @Pink_thecat-lover
      @Pink_thecat-lover 12 дней назад +1

      Don't you love learning new fun facts?

  • @crystaljasscat09
    @crystaljasscat09 Месяц назад +879

    Fun fact, prisoners used to fight over who was going to the gilotine first as the blade would get dull and it would take multiple tries

    • @RottenAvocado3
      @RottenAvocado3 Месяц назад +105

      SLAM “it didn’t work jerry”
      “Do it again”
      “OH S###”

    • @meat-hook
      @meat-hook Месяц назад +58

      So fun, that fact..

    • @pagejohnson7188
      @pagejohnson7188 Месяц назад +18

      Oh god

    • @xGodric
      @xGodric Месяц назад +63

      Another "Fun Fact" is that the head can survive some time after being decapitated. Imagine watching a cheering crowd before being thrown in a dark box, fully understanding what has happened

    • @lindsayb25
      @lindsayb25 Месяц назад +4

      I came to the comments to say this!!!!

  • @kirarobbins96
    @kirarobbins96 Месяц назад +720

    Fun fact: the phrase "Pulling your leg" (British slang for having a joke) comes from hangings. Because they used to be so botched, like Kris said, family members/friends in the watching crowds would often run to the victims afterwards to pull on their legs, ensuring the neck would break so their loved one didn't have to suffer for longer than needed.

    • @lunaunigalaxy3095
      @lunaunigalaxy3095 Месяц назад +33

      I did not know that thanks

    • @Justino-mk8fr
      @Justino-mk8fr Месяц назад

      That's so silly🍆🍑

    • @user-vu1hh2yq7p
      @user-vu1hh2yq7p Месяц назад +7

      10x, I was always wondering!

    • @moramet
      @moramet Месяц назад +19

      My family members have used that phrase for as long as I can remember (we're American). I love the backstory

    • @UrLocalEntertainment
      @UrLocalEntertainment Месяц назад +7

      oh wow I love it😊

  • @xXElliesguitarXx
    @xXElliesguitarXx Месяц назад +51

    I’m a former history student and medieval punishment was my favourite part of the syllabus so seeing Kris make a video on this was fun!!

    • @EllaKrieger
      @EllaKrieger 27 дней назад +1

      It’s so fascinating

    • @Offcialjoomen
      @Offcialjoomen 26 дней назад +3

      I like it too but like it sounds a bit psychotic 😂

    • @xXElliesguitarXx
      @xXElliesguitarXx 26 дней назад +2

      @@Offcialjoomen it does a bit doesn’t it?? 😂 I thought it was interesting how insane and eerily creative people got when it came to torturing/punishing people even for small petty crimes

    • @Offcialjoomen
      @Offcialjoomen 19 дней назад

      @@xXElliesguitarXx frrrr like how do you even think of that

  • @AddilynnFranklin-yv1ph
    @AddilynnFranklin-yv1ph Месяц назад +73

    I just love how we are talking about torture and then Kris goes”well is there snacks😂😂”like I’d ask to

  • @Kyunx_2150
    @Kyunx_2150 Месяц назад +755

    “Any final words?” *Pause* “TOO BAD”
    THAT WAS AN AMAZING INTRO XD

  • @Xtoxicgoddesx
    @Xtoxicgoddesx Месяц назад +467

    The creator, Perillus, was actually the first victim of the Brazen Bull. The ruler at the time wanted a “demonstration” and ordered Perillus to be put in it after he showed it off to Phalaris

    • @ganelle
      @ganelle Месяц назад +12

      OMG

    • @missj9186
      @missj9186 Месяц назад +24

      Kharma

    • @Lil_Ducky97
      @Lil_Ducky97 Месяц назад +59

      He didn’t die from it though, they took him out and after he demanded to be paid for his work he was thrown off a cliff because they assumed it should be a gift lol

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 Месяц назад +26

      ​@@Lil_Ducky97damn the entitlement 😅

    • @TheParez
      @TheParez Месяц назад

      @@frickfrack7075you really think rules back then didn't just outright expect and demand things from people? naive fool!

  • @aliyahpulido953
    @aliyahpulido953 Месяц назад +16

    Another fact about the Brazen Bull is that its creator was a famous sculptor who was commanded by a tyrannical emperor, who also practiced cannibalism, to make a torture/execution device. When he presented the finished bronze sculpture to the emperor, he was both horrified and excited... and promptly volunteered the sculptor as the first "test subject." So yes, the first person to die in the Brazen Bull was the person who created it.

  • @King_Soup
    @King_Soup 23 дня назад +11

    My list:
    1. Crucifixion - Iconic
    2. Boiling - It's probably an easy death....
    3. Hanging
    4. Drawing and Quartering - Also an iconic death
    5. The Blood Eagle - I dreamt of it as a child, therefore I am prepared
    6. Iron Maiden
    7. Brazen Bull
    8. Guillotine - Decapitation is scary
    9. Roman Candles
    10. Keelhauling
    11. Pear of Anguish - It's okay, I'd give them whatever information they wanted anyway..
    12. Rat torture
    13. Scaphism

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL Месяц назад +924

    Some of these execution methods are beyond horrifying. It's crazy how cruel humans can be.

    • @daanwilmer
      @daanwilmer Месяц назад +29

      Or how inventive people are who want to make up stories of cruelty. Most of these are fake, fortunately

    • @amethyst18
      @amethyst18 Месяц назад +6

      @@daanwilmer😅

    • @joansteenholdt2767
      @joansteenholdt2767 Месяц назад +13

      Its crazy that humans still do horrible thing nowdays

    • @NereaGaibor
      @NereaGaibor Месяц назад +3

      @@joansteenholdt2767 I know

    • @DarrenDanso
      @DarrenDanso Месяц назад +2

      Tell me about it , damn

  • @me-the-gurly_18
    @me-the-gurly_18 Месяц назад +708

    “they are dead it doesn’t matter”. Omg I love Kris 12:49

  • @makowhosleeps
    @makowhosleeps Месяц назад +15

    can we talk about how lovely kris’s eyes are for a sec? like they look almost purple in some lighting, it’s so pretty!

  • @ashe-tk4ko
    @ashe-tk4ko Месяц назад +10

    Just so you know, Kris. People used to fight over who got executed first. This was because the more peoples heads were cut off, the duller the blade got. So everyone shoved and pushed to get first so it was quick and painless. But you fight Pete so it probably wouldn't be as bad

  • @StarlightBettaGamer
    @StarlightBettaGamer Месяц назад +151

    I mean, Guillotine is probably the least horrific way to die, but you forgot to mention that A, YOU DONT DIE IMMEDIATELY you will see your head dropping to the ground before you actually die, although you'd probably be in shock and not able to actually process what's happening, you would technically still be alive for a few seconds, and B, they often didn't sharpen it after every chop, resulting in a dull blade that would take several tries to actually sever your head :')

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko Месяц назад +11

      I was looking for this comment, another one said prisoners even fought to go first so that it'd be quicker.

    • @StarlightBettaGamer
      @StarlightBettaGamer Месяц назад +11

      @@masterjunko yep, i've read that too. you know you have a problem when people are literally fighting to die first lol....

    • @RoanTree
      @RoanTree Месяц назад +6

      The people were in no pain, and with testing, they found that they were able to respond through blinking. (five for yes, seven for no)

    • @chungliulam-sq8qo
      @chungliulam-sq8qo Месяц назад +1

      How does bro know this💀💀💀

    • @StarlightBettaGamer
      @StarlightBettaGamer Месяц назад +2

      @@chungliulam-sq8qo 👁👄👁 science

  • @pompommcd9087
    @pompommcd9087 Месяц назад +170

    The fact that Kris says “we all know they’d accuse me of being a witch back then” and then proceeds to say that she’s gonna rank them 1-13….😂😂😂😂 idk if that was intentional or not but I found it very funny😂😂
    Love ya Kris!

    • @KHGames13
      @KHGames13 Месяц назад +11

      I was thinking about whether people would accuse me of being a witch back then, the fact that ten minutes later I found this video 😂😂😂😂

  • @EllaKrieger
    @EllaKrieger 27 дней назад +7

    For some reason I was really into this as a 11-12 year old (and still kinda now) so I actually recognized a lot of these lol. So facinating.

    • @JunoARain
      @JunoARain 12 дней назад

      Same. I had a project ban from a history fair because it was based on the torture methods used by those "seeking justice" in the Salem Witch Trials. The admin were hella bothered by the paper doll displays as well as the poster. 😅

  • @lilyphelan9629
    @lilyphelan9629 Месяц назад +4

    The Pair of Anguish or also known as a choke pair, would also be used in robberies. It would usually be put in a woman’s mouth to keep them from screaming.

  • @Toohottorot
    @Toohottorot Месяц назад +379

    1:16 - The Brazen Bull
    4:02 - Scaphism
    6:21 - Blood Eagle
    8:56 - Roman Candle
    11:37 - Iron Maiden
    14:00 - Boiling
    15:48 - Keelhauling
    18:23 - Hanging
    20:06 - Rat Torture
    21:58 - Drawing and Quartering
    24:16 - Crucifixion
    26:30 - Pear of Anguish
    28:00 - Guillotine

    • @makishacook8436
      @makishacook8436 Месяц назад +13

      Thank you

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty Месяц назад +10

      Pear of Anguish is a great name for a metal band. (And up the Irons, of course!)

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar Месяц назад +2

      Youre the god of the latest news

    • @erinbillante3327
      @erinbillante3327 Месяц назад +2

      I would be crucifixion at 1 it was the worst way to die in someplace I forgot 😅

    • @MuffinHeeler12
      @MuffinHeeler12 Месяц назад +2

      My great-great-great-great grandfather was educated by the iron maiden

  • @urlipsmylipsap0calypse
    @urlipsmylipsap0calypse Месяц назад +228

    THE INTRO 😭😭 THIS WAS PURE COMEDY , I ALWAYS HAVE TO RUN WHEN KRIS POSTS ♥️‼️

  • @madgirl617
    @madgirl617 Месяц назад +4

    2:14 bruhhhh… close??? She was spot on!!!😭😍😂

  • @Kalamitymotion
    @Kalamitymotion Месяц назад +165

    Sitting here sipping my tea as Kris casually describes a bunch of gruesome ways to die.

  • @godrocksandruels
    @godrocksandruels Месяц назад +188

    I always get little shivers whenever I think of decapitation due to the possibility of still being alive for 10 to 15 seconds right after that happens

    • @Stilev1
      @Stilev1 Месяц назад +4

      What!? Really that freaks me out😅

    • @artsysabs
      @artsysabs Месяц назад +17

      But I wonder if you’d actually be aware… or if your brain just goes crazy for a few seconds

    • @user-om7wi6ni7j
      @user-om7wi6ni7j Месяц назад +8

      ​@@artsysabs yes you would still be able to hear

    • @lisajones1438
      @lisajones1438 Месяц назад

      ​@@user-om7wi6ni7jstill, you'd probably mostly be numb

  • @zprm2308
    @zprm2308 Месяц назад +2

    The drawing and quartering was also practiced in Asia more specifically in China and mongolia but it was a little bit different in the sens that your head was also attached to a horse.
    And also about the guillotine, Louis 14 was the only person executed that had their head facing the blade so that he could feel the anticipation of it.

  • @thomasarmstrong3917
    @thomasarmstrong3917 28 дней назад +2

    The crucifixion nails went straight through the medial nerve in the wrist, and likewise between the upper toe bones. So you were suspended by and on your own nerves, and the only way to breathe was to push/pull on the nails to be able to breathe out. You basically suffocated for days only being able to breathe when the fight/flight reflex got so bad that you would push through the pain to take another breath.

  • @RinCherno
    @RinCherno Месяц назад +85

    As a "strange interest" folk, like you, I LOVE this kind of light-hearted "dark" content. Thanks, Kris!

  • @booknerd9850
    @booknerd9850 Месяц назад +209

    21:27 Fun (but also scary) Fact: The Mafia still uses this technique in their torture practices, when getting information out of people, or get back at people who have double crossed/stole from them and to the people who disrespect someone they protect.
    Though, they use a metal bucket and a torch gun or sometimes a lighter (if they want to drag it out for a longer period of time), with the person either tied to a chair, laid on a cool floor (to draw the rats to dig deeper) or in the most extreme way, they wield a metal suit onto the victim (this is like pieces of metal that's attached to the bucket, wrapped around them so as to prevent it being taken off.) leaving no chance of escaping death.

    • @_lLexa_l
      @_lLexa_l Месяц назад +14

      +1 reason to not go outside

    • @infamouswickedjokestar
      @infamouswickedjokestar Месяц назад +7

      Society's been doomed

    • @i.am.star_82
      @i.am.star_82 Месяц назад +6

      oh gosh 😣

    • @user-vu1hh2yq7p
      @user-vu1hh2yq7p Месяц назад +14

      I bet we're all wondering how you know that, and in such detail, but I'm not gonna be the one asking that question...

    • @WildeAbsinthe
      @WildeAbsinthe Месяц назад +7

      ​@@user-vu1hh2yq7p It's been done in movies. I know one was The Fast and The Furious. If you look it up though, it did not originate with "The Mafia", nor is mafia even mentioned.

  • @user-br7wb9pi6h
    @user-br7wb9pi6h 3 дня назад +1

    Remember nearly headless nick, whose neck was chopped 45 times by a rusty axe.

  • @Lordofduckys
    @Lordofduckys Месяц назад +2

    When you said brazen bull, I thought you were talking about a bowl of the raise cereal, I think it’s called brazen too 😂

  • @Obviously_a_human
    @Obviously_a_human Месяц назад +472

    I love how she compliments us in every single video it brightens my day

    • @cathirodrigo2933
      @cathirodrigo2933 Месяц назад +2

      SO glad it’s back!!! I was missing it. ❤❤❤

  • @loveTo-beAnEarthling
    @loveTo-beAnEarthling Месяц назад +106

    The iconic walk into murdering Pete was absolutely stunning but hell stricken 😂

  • @chungliulam-sq8qo
    @chungliulam-sq8qo Месяц назад +1

    Fun fact: crucifixion was also used in the Carthage empire mostly for generals who failed in battle. This is why they were very careful while planning. And the disturbing fact is that they thought this to children in their schools

  • @user-de8qj7hs4q
    @user-de8qj7hs4q 24 дня назад +1

    Kallmekris and Jay, I loved the Ghost-Rats reference. I ran to show my husband immediately.

  • @Oli_ver-qx5gi
    @Oli_ver-qx5gi Месяц назад +77

    My list (from least to worst):
    1. Guillotine (obviously)
    2. Keelhauling
    3. Pear of anguish
    4. Hanging
    5. Blood eagle
    6. Boiling
    7. Crucifixion
    8. Drawing and quartering
    9. Roman candle
    10. Brazen bull
    11. Iron maiden
    12. Rat torture
    13. Scaphism
    Also love your videos and how your content changes. I find some of the macabre things about the past that you deep dive into really interesting and the variety and effort you put into your videos :) thanks for being so cool

    • @Autumn_amberfairy12
      @Autumn_amberfairy12 Месяц назад +3

      Is pear of anguish like a fruit that poisons you

    • @weirdling5203
      @weirdling5203 Месяц назад +4

      @@Autumn_amberfairy12 A device that it put into one of the body's orifices and slowly spread outward. For example, if it were placed in the mouth, it would slowly unfold like a flower until tore holes through the cheeks and broke your jaw. However, the victims didn't die. It was more of the slow and agonizing pain of having your skin ripped apart and jaw dislocated.

    • @AMonsterZac
      @AMonsterZac Месяц назад +3

      Keelhauling over hanging is crazy

    • @OMUJuice
      @OMUJuice Месяц назад

      Here's the thing, a good amount of the time The Pear of Anguish was inserted into the anus... That's why I put it way lower on my list

    • @carrieberry17
      @carrieberry17 8 дней назад

      My list from least to worst
      1. Guillotine
      2. Hanging
      3. Keelhauling
      4. Pear of anguish
      5. Blood eagle
      6. Boiling
      7. Crucifixion
      8. Iron maiden
      9. Roman candle
      10. Brazilian bull
      11. Rat torture
      12. Drawing and quartering
      13. Scaphism
      Also love your vids! ❤❤❤ they make my day 😂

  • @Dark_McNasty
    @Dark_McNasty Месяц назад +56

    Fun fact about the Brazen Bull: the person who created it, Perillos of Athens, was also it’s first victim. The person he created it for wanted a demonstration, and poor Perillos drew the short straw.

  • @brandysenior854
    @brandysenior854 Месяц назад +8

    Oddly, when the scaphism torture information about the milk and honey was being described, I had this odd thought come to my mind. America has been referred to as long as I can remember as the land of milk and honey, and I've always taken this quote as a positive thing, but now I'm rethinking the whole thing.

  • @Ca11aLi11y
    @Ca11aLi11y Месяц назад +1

    I think Pete is now Anne Boleyn and your the friend sword man 😂😂

  • @hopeandlola5673
    @hopeandlola5673 Месяц назад +84

    Bro the fact that there are more than 190 comments when Kris just uploaded a video not even 10 minutes ago says a lot. Love you Kris! Keep it up!

    • @bobblebardsley
      @bobblebardsley Месяц назад

      I got here after 18 minutes and there's over 1,100 comments so far 🥰

  • @mangled.m3ss
    @mangled.m3ss Месяц назад +142

    21:31
    I CAN’T BREATHE, I’M A HUGEEEE GHOST FAN AND I LOOKED AWAY FOR A SECOND TO JUST HEAR TOBIAS GROWLING “RATS”.
    Anyway, great video like always Kris!
    Even though these are serious topics you can still make it fun :3

    • @Gonst757
      @Gonst757 Месяц назад +8

      SAMEE AHH

    • @mangled.m3ss
      @mangled.m3ss Месяц назад

      @@Gonst757 IN GONST WE TRUST🫡

    • @ghuleh6884
      @ghuleh6884 Месяц назад +11

      FR GHOST JUMPSCARE 😭🐀

    • @sketchLovesCats
      @sketchLovesCats Месяц назад +8

      Found you 😈 IN GONST WE TRUST

    • @mangled.m3ss
      @mangled.m3ss Месяц назад +7

      @@sketchLovesCats BAHAHHA HI SKETCH
      IN GONST WE TRUSSTTTTT🫡

  • @user-bb6ku7tl5n
    @user-bb6ku7tl5n Месяц назад +1

    Any final words? TOO BAD! That has to be one of my most favorite fucking intros ever.

  • @NekomancerXoX
    @NekomancerXoX 28 дней назад +1

    Fun fact: The brain remains conscious approximately 7 seconds after decapitation. That means if you were beheaded swiftly enough, you may be able to experience your head rolling away from your body. (I forget where i heard this, but it is technically a theory, since there isnt a way to experiment or quantify that information)

  • @Summer_Sunsets67
    @Summer_Sunsets67 Месяц назад +142

    I’ve been obsessed with ancient torture methods for years (not in a psychopath way, I swear) so this is just my ideal KMK video!! 🖤

    • @thatrandominternetgeek
      @thatrandominternetgeek Месяц назад +5

      Me too! I watched all those videos on torture methods and how they're done. Like you, not in a weird way, just in a childlike curiosity way.

  • @purplebooger6410
    @purplebooger6410 Месяц назад +51

    Jay is the one killing it. I mean wow brother, the way you can take us on the journey of the story is unreal. Truly art.

  • @gillianmatheson9964
    @gillianmatheson9964 Месяц назад

    The "Any final words?" Not even a second thater "TO BAD"❤❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-
    @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- Месяц назад +2

    Watching this during the day: 🙅🏼‍♀️
    Watching this at 10:39 at night trying to fall asleep: 👌🏼👹

  • @RayvenLunaNite
    @RayvenLunaNite Месяц назад +123

    Pear of anguish: (exists)
    Joker: you wanna know how I got these scars?

  • @kyleoates6367
    @kyleoates6367 Месяц назад +32

    Fun fact... Iron Maidens were never used. They were designed in the Victorian era as a "medieval torture device" by showmen and fantasy writers.
    They were "decorated" on the inside with spikes because the contraption itself was a decoration.

    • @Wile_E._Wolf
      @Wile_E._Wolf Месяц назад +4

      Similar to the _spiketunnan_ in Norse culture. Essentially a wooden barrel with spikes driven through. The victim was placed inside and the barrel rolled until death.
      Again, it is widely prevalent in folklore but no actual recorded usage

    • @Holytitmouse
      @Holytitmouse Месяц назад +1

      I was looking for this comment, a lot of medieval torture methods were never actually used. Iron Maiden being one of the more famous examples. The blood eagle being a second.

    • @CassidyQueso
      @CassidyQueso Месяц назад

      THEY ARE LITERAL SPRINGLOCKS

    • @TacticalWaffle
      @TacticalWaffle 14 дней назад +1

      Fairly positive the brazen bull was also never used. Not at all upset about it.
      Didn't know about the origins of the maiden, though!

  • @somethingwithfoxie6069
    @somethingwithfoxie6069 Месяц назад +2

    There are actually some cases with the guillotine that the blade does not slice through the head completely, so they have had to go through multiple times, I’m not sure if the victim was still alive with some of these cases, but I have heard about it not working as intended.

  • @CassidyQueso
    @CassidyQueso Месяц назад

    The Iron Maiden is the predecessor to springlocks. You can’t convince me otherwise.

  • @trashpanda_0605
    @trashpanda_0605 Месяц назад +33

    A very un-fun fact: when you're burning alive, like the Roman candle, your eyes literally melt out of your head before you even have a chance to pass out.

    • @Lorehmeendee3
      @Lorehmeendee3 Месяц назад +2

      Wow, that really hot me thinking! Good un-fun fact, thanks!

    • @jessicaclakley3691
      @jessicaclakley3691 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah, I’ve heard it causes the fluids to become a gas which leads to rupture, though I didn’t think this happened before loss of consciousness

  • @kmkxplr
    @kmkxplr Месяц назад +181

    THE INTROS ARE ALWAYS AMAZING LOVE YA KRISSS

  • @WeasleyPlusGrangerForever
    @WeasleyPlusGrangerForever Месяц назад +3

    I love how I’m watching this at night, I’m not gonna sleep now 😅(Don’t tell my mom) but I have to watch Kris, I HAVE TO!

  • @Harlow._.Onpawz.
    @Harlow._.Onpawz. Месяц назад +1

    Kris looks so good with bangs I swear 😤

  • @jaehdaexe
    @jaehdaexe Месяц назад +112

    man medieval torture devices and methods are so interesting to me despite how gruesome all of them are so I’m glad to see you talk about them. love you Kris, great video as always and hope you’re doing well!

    • @chrysanthemum_moon
      @chrysanthemum_moon Месяц назад +4

      Medival torture ( for some reason ) was always a topic of mystery to me, even though I had already known some of the stories told in Kris's video ( Roman candles is one )
      I loved this video, and honestly? I want a part two of this, because Kris makes it extremely interesting and funny to me.

    • @FutureHousewife
      @FutureHousewife Месяц назад

      Fun fact when you are put in enough pain your brain will remove you from your body and make it so you don’t feel anything

    • @Will0wishere2014
      @Will0wishere2014 Месяц назад +3

      Squished Adam!

    • @2dsSlut
      @2dsSlut Месяц назад

      Time to take my pet duck out for his first swim. ADAM ADDDAMMMMMMM

    • @vocal-harmony-13
      @vocal-harmony-13 Месяц назад +1

      The fact that some of these were developed long after the mediaeval period....

  • @Oshinn-nr6qj
    @Oshinn-nr6qj Месяц назад +48

    "Any final words? TOO BAD!"
    Like, Pete didn't even get a chance to say anything... I love it! 😂

  • @PsychologicallyDamagedGremlin
    @PsychologicallyDamagedGremlin 9 дней назад

    This was really funny to watch for me. As a kid who had a morbid curiosity of history, I knew of all but one of these methods and hearing kris saying oh that doesn’t sound too bad and them being horrified was rather funny lol.

  • @charlieprice-lg6hb
    @charlieprice-lg6hb Месяц назад +1

    Kmk: saying we look hot
    Me: eating really hot chicken 😂

  • @kaymeijvogel_
    @kaymeijvogel_ Месяц назад +93

    I’m Dutch and it makes so much sense why we learned about keelhauling in primary/middle school, it also makes sense that they did that tbh. I was 10 first time I heard of this lmao. We learned a lot about torture methods in school tbh.
    Side note, the Dutch were insane, at one point they murdered and ate their prime minister and his brother “gebroeders de Witt” it’s also still not illegal to eat human flesh here. 👍🏻

    • @lisastenzel5713
      @lisastenzel5713 Месяц назад +12

      I am from Germany. Same there. We learned about stuff like this at school from a very young age. Like when I was 11, we learned about the Romans and a bit about Egypt and how they would lock up the Pharao's lovers alive alongside him😅 That kinda stuff

    • @theclever_sheep9113
      @theclever_sheep9113 Месяц назад +3

      I mean... It's not illegal to eat human flesh in America, either !! :3

    • @Lilpeepkinn
      @Lilpeepkinn Месяц назад +4

      It may not be illegal to eat human flesh, but any way to obtain human flesh for consumption (or not) is illegal. So indirectly it is illegal.

    • @bellablue5285
      @bellablue5285 27 дней назад +1

      I grew up in Tidewater Virginia, US, so between the history of colonists, pirates, and the Navy in the area, the school system felt learning about keelhauling was appropriate for 7-9 year olds 🤔

    • @letsRumble814
      @letsRumble814 27 дней назад

      It is actually 😂​@@theclever_sheep9113

  • @Shadowcat31
    @Shadowcat31 Месяц назад +147

    I used to work at Medieval Times and would be in charge of "guarding the dungeon" or taking tickets from people and letting them into the Torture implements museum and on slow days after the shows were done I loved giving personal tours and talking about each of the displays. My favorite was the Pear of Anguish, it was usually only with groups of adults though lol

    • @Adelaide672
      @Adelaide672 Месяц назад +4

      That's neat! What's the Pear of Anguish?

    • @user-qq4kw1ht4r
      @user-qq4kw1ht4r Месяц назад +8

      Adelaide, you don’t want to know.

    • @solene2014
      @solene2014 Месяц назад +2

      Maman kris je t'aimes très fort je veux que tu saches qu'il y'a un malentendu sur moi 😊❤️❤️

    • @solene2014
      @solene2014 Месяц назад +2

      Tu es ma maman tata kris 😊❤

    • @Shadowcat31
      @Shadowcat31 Месяц назад +4

      @@Adelaide672 Kris explains it in the video 😉🫰

  • @foreveradreamer-hq7cu
    @foreveradreamer-hq7cu 20 дней назад

    You are the only influencer who talkes about morbid thoughts!♥️ I like thinking about torture and suffering and I feel ashamed because of it

  • @chungliulam-sq8qo
    @chungliulam-sq8qo Месяц назад +2

    Fun fact: crucifixion was also used in the Carthaginian empire mostly for generals who failed in battle. This is why they were very careful while planning. And the disturbing fact is that they thought this to children in their schools
    Edit: thx for 1 like👍

  • @the_horror_theorie
    @the_horror_theorie Месяц назад +106

    as a duch, I know very mutch about kielhaulig. It didn't get used a lot, and if it happend, most victims got proper armor, (mostly leather tho) and survive it. unfortunaly most did pass away after a few weeks due infection of the wounds they got (but most people on a boat didn't survive). compared to the others this was probaly the least worse becouse you still have a chance to survive

    • @cleuziclei
      @cleuziclei Месяц назад +13

      I would argue that surviving it's sometimes worse in some of this methods

    • @basmathijsen4401
      @basmathijsen4401 Месяц назад +15

      Also as a Dutch person, Kris saying we seemed innocent caught me off guard due to the whole human trafficking thing we did with the VOC

    • @playerboy224
      @playerboy224 Месяц назад +1

      Umm what? This doesn't make sense in English or Dutch

    • @Gasleak24
      @Gasleak24 Месяц назад +4

      @@basmathijsen4401haha same. I also live in South Africa and their history is pretty horrible haha

    • @the_horror_theorie
      @the_horror_theorie Месяц назад

      @@basmathijsen4401 fr

  • @veratrickster6075
    @veratrickster6075 Месяц назад +54

    I love how much Kris is branching out. She does new and different things and evolving as a content creator. Thank you for another amazing video.

  • @daniellemacdonald49
    @daniellemacdonald49 Месяц назад +1

    Fun fact! Sometimes with the guillotine the blade would be too dull and would only cut half the head off. Also another fun fact, although you probably wont feel pain at that point, they did tests and asked people to blink there eyes for as long as they could once their head was cut off and there was instances of people being able to blink there eyes for up to 1 minute after having there head cut off.

  • @Lillicolaboxer
    @Lillicolaboxer Месяц назад

    “Christoper frickius man that’s a dope name “ that had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emilyporter4339
    @emilyporter4339 Месяц назад +29

    Kallmekris Ghost fan confirmed? @21:30. Also these methods are INSANE. Emperor Nero popping up so many times cracked me up though. Dude was crazy

  • @StringBean-ec2iq
    @StringBean-ec2iq Месяц назад +24

    I never thought my respect for a RUclipsr would get any higher, but GODDAMMIT after that singular second of the Rats music video by Ghost?!?? I will literally respect you until the end of time and I will fight frigging battles for Jay and Kris!! Ya’ll are awesome!! ❤️❤️🐀

  • @RyaDay2
    @RyaDay2 Месяц назад +1

    Kris, the lighting in ur recording room is giving season 2

  • @michaelautrey6641
    @michaelautrey6641 20 дней назад

    "rats running through your body" can be the title of Blood Eagle's first single.

  • @cheyennemarissamerrill9100
    @cheyennemarissamerrill9100 Месяц назад +142

    You look so gorgeous I'm obsessed with your hair!!! I'm also so happy to see you happy 💜 Caleb treats you so well it's awesome to see my two favorite youtubers together!

    • @kitkat794
      @kitkat794 Месяц назад +3

      Agreed! Kris, your bangs look great! ❤

    • @3choblast3r4
      @3choblast3r4 Месяц назад +4

      I was recently introduced to Kriss and then not long after Oompaville. And then I realized they were dating (I think it's relatively new). When I saw Kriss on Oompaville's channel I could see how in love she was with the guy. It's really endearing.

    • @cheyennemarissamerrill9100
      @cheyennemarissamerrill9100 Месяц назад +3

      @3choblast3r4 I agree you can see the chemistry reflect on screen! I've watched both for years it's really cool to see them both together they make my heart melt 💜 I love love 🤣

  • @Aliceseve
    @Aliceseve Месяц назад +16

    15:06 why was the first thing that popped up in my head when I saw Henry the 8th: 🎵DIVORCED, BEHEADED AND DIED,DIVORCED BEHEADED,SURVIVED. I’M HENRY THE 8th I HAD 6 SORRY WIFES, SOME MIGHT SAY I RUINED THIER LIFES🎵

  • @vocal-harmony-13
    @vocal-harmony-13 Месяц назад

    1) Guillotine 2) Keel Hauling 3) Hanging 4) Drawing and Quartering 5) Iron Maiden 6) Boiling 7) Pear of Anguish 8) Blood Eagle 9) Roman Candle 10) Crucifixion 11) Brazen Bull 12) Scaphism 13) Rat Torture

  • @finleystewart8908
    @finleystewart8908 25 дней назад

    “You can call me kris the executor “ “like not actually”😂😂😂😂

  • @vee_the_scarred
    @vee_the_scarred Месяц назад +54

    The blood Eagle was actually done in a scene on the TV show Vikings, there's also a viking themed tattoo shop in south of England called Blood Eagle ☺️
    Also I knew about the keelhauling before, it was done in a film I watched, actually think it might of been done on the series Black Sails but I can't rightly remember.

    • @pageslayer7228
      @pageslayer7228 Месяц назад +3

      The blood eagle was also done in Midsommar. But that person was alive for a HOT minute. They were breathing while their lungs were strung up!

    • @Mererid
      @Mererid Месяц назад +1

      Keelhauling was also done in Vikings.

    • @vee_the_scarred
      @vee_the_scarred Месяц назад

      @@Mererid that could be where I saw it then, I really can't remember what I was watching where I saw it 😅

    • @vee_the_scarred
      @vee_the_scarred Месяц назад

      @@pageslayer7228 not watched that.

  • @harveen9289
    @harveen9289 Месяц назад +23

    29:21 I love how kris talked about Anne Boleyn getting her head chopped off and also talking about HenryVIII

  • @wrensden
    @wrensden Месяц назад +1

    idk why but this totally reminds me of your time with Sam and Colby. I miss their videos, and they've stopped uploading, and their most recent posts are gone, which makes me sad. Do you know why, Kris? also i love ur videos sm and youve been my comfort youtuber for years now.

  • @Random_ticking_clock
    @Random_ticking_clock Месяц назад +28

    If Kris was a murder she would do it in
    1,style
    2:it would be mostly Pete
    3,we would be kinda laughing because.
    Bruh she is a legend

  • @Fakeit_Makeit
    @Fakeit_Makeit Месяц назад +1

    “Number four on my list….. boiling to die 🤗” you gotta live Kris

  • @brittadactyl
    @brittadactyl Месяц назад

    "I've been having some morbid thoughts lately" the best intro 😆

  • @lonewolfinthetardis2640
    @lonewolfinthetardis2640 Месяц назад +28

    12:31 hearing "Rats" by Ghost had me ascending! Another banger video as always Kris!

  • @courtneaylayne
    @courtneaylayne Месяц назад +31

    Jay with the massive awesomesauce points for the few seconds of Ghost.

  • @iAMwhatIamK
    @iAMwhatIamK Месяц назад +1

    According to historical legend, one of the foods that were served at Nero’s Roman candle garden parties was flavored ice cream. Ice cream originated in either China or Persia, depending on the source.

  • @FubsoFub
    @FubsoFub Месяц назад +1

    ohh i love the "bloody eagle!" ive heard a lot about it, it was apparently a fantasy way of torture and did not actually happen, though it was quite cool!

  • @leahlewis6487
    @leahlewis6487 Месяц назад +43

    Excited for this one!!!!!
    On a side note, you should totally do a video of things you have started to find interesting or different being in Texas or the USA compared to Canada. Hope your adjusting well and enjoying it ❤

  • @randombananas8867
    @randombananas8867 Месяц назад +14

    Pete is just sitting in the back scared for his life right now😂😢😂

  • @pollyapril
    @pollyapril 24 дня назад

    sometimes i just sit on my bed staring into space and wonder what the fuck is wrong with some people to do stuff like this.
    on another different note, i love you kris, your hilarious and also just really kind, loving your compliments at the start of each video

  • @stephaniealexander5626
    @stephaniealexander5626 Месяц назад

    She's picking up so many of Caleb's quirks and tones. Even his weird teeth thing he does she's doing now 😂

  • @aarondinger4111
    @aarondinger4111 Месяц назад +24

    I love the Ghost clip at 21:30. One of my favorite songs, and perfect timing.

    • @MichaelSwolfs
      @MichaelSwolfs Месяц назад +6

      I had a heart attack of excitement when I heard it, I just saw my plushias giving me the thousand yard stare

  • @Sophia_Raine
    @Sophia_Raine Месяц назад +28

    The intro really said “OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!”😅😅😅😅
    Love ya Kris❤

  • @AG-tx9xo
    @AG-tx9xo 5 дней назад +2

    13:40 Back in Salem, hundreds of years ago, they would hang you and call you a 🧙‍♀️ witch. Like if you talk in your sleep like me they would call you a witch and hang you

  • @user-bj1ls3lr7o
    @user-bj1ls3lr7o 23 дня назад

    Fun fact: The king of greece wanted to make the brazen bull. But he was so into violence that he decided to test the bull on its sculptor.

  • @theaterkid1798
    @theaterkid1798 Месяц назад +20

    “Any final words?…. TOO BAD!” Got me rolling 😂

  • @sreace723
    @sreace723 Месяц назад +10

    "Do you think there's an intermission for snacks?" I'm floored!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @LaceyLenoraDarling
    @LaceyLenoraDarling Месяц назад +2

    Hey kris! I've got a killer you should do on your next deep dive! Josef Fritzl is an interesting one!🤩

  • @moonwatcher1966
    @moonwatcher1966 Месяц назад

    Alright, so here goes my list, even though most people won't agree with me:
    1. Hanging
    2. Guillotine
    3. Iron Maiden
    4. Keelhauling
    5. Crucifixion
    6. Boiling
    7. The Pear of Anguish
    8. Brazen Bull
    9. Toman Candle
    10. Drawing & Quartering
    11. Rat Torture
    12. The Blood Eagle
    13. Scaphism
    Love your videos Kris and love the darker content and how you bring so much humor to it!

  • @KatsiYori-zk5gm
    @KatsiYori-zk5gm Месяц назад +13

    Kris: French make good stuff.
    Me: Yeah they do. Croissants, Macaroons, other French food, Guillotine?

  • @Aubree4444
    @Aubree4444 Месяц назад +64

    1:25 love u Kris u make my day with ur content and ur jokes

  • @MELISSADESILVA
    @MELISSADESILVA Месяц назад

    Lol the Jesus that floats across the screen when Kris says "Jesus Christ" LOL