Trying The DUMBEST 5 Minute Crafts
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS ❤❤❤ LOVE YOU AND APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE!!🥰 Have some chocolate and get cozy
you too kris love you❤
I’m a huge fan Kris I love your videos💗
happy valentines day and lupercalia!!!
You too, Kris! And your smile gives me tingles!😊😀😙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🌷💜💜💜💜💜💜😊🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇👍
LUV U TOO KRIS!!! HAPPT VALENTINE'S DAY ❤❤❤
"youre a sexy burrito" may be my most favorite positive self talk and i will be adopting it
me to lol😄
Yesss🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯
We Need this on a V-Neck T-Shirt Please!
Yes 🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯
lol same
Hand holes: ❌️
Melon holes: ✅️
12:22
"no, your a sexy burrito get up!" one of the best compliments i've heard. love you kris
“you smell divine “- i’m dead 💀💀
*KallMeKris inspires me... My parents said if I get 25k foIIowers, they'd buy me a professionaI camera for recording... literally begging you guys... ❤*
@@universaltoonsbegging gets u nothing tho
@@Animeking00909stop
So what will happen if your parents aren't here. Yup you've guessed it. Screwed😂@@Animeking00909
Little does she know, I farted the second before she smelled me 😂
I was sitting here, crying, because my husband and I just sent our one dog over the rainbow bridge. Her name was Miko, she was a red Shiba Inu we had for 14 years since she was a puppy. She was ill and we were hoping to get her through the holidays. She lasted a bit longer, but she couldn’t go any longer. Happy Valentine’s, right? So I came on RUclips, teary eyed, and this was the first video in my feed. Thank God, I said to myself, Kris always makes me laugh. I didn’t laugh as hard as usual, but I did laugh and smile. Thanks Kris for making my horrible day a little less bleak. ❤
@@T.el.eg.ram-RealMissKallmekris it’s fake, joined 7 minutes ago, no subs, no vids, and says telegram in its name
On the 27th of December I had to say goodbye to my baby of eleven years, the sweetest baby ever, and I did the exact same thing, I came to youtube and this wonderful human made me smile when everything around me felt broken, your darling is in no more pain, and happily looking down on you, I bet they were such a good doggo, happy valentines day my friend, you loved them until the very end.
im so sorry for your loss
Thinking of you and your sweet baby over the Rainbow Bridge ❤❤❤
I hope your little doggo is playing with new found friends running along the rainbow bridge. Miko is happy and feels no more pain. Prayers for you. (And virtual hugs)
jay putting the lightning over the video 17:50 was too funny , it's exactly what i think about when i hear that sound
134 likes and no replies?! Lemme fix that…
Do we want to see Kris wrapped in metal foil again? Yes we do
But more importantly we want to see her be happy
Kris: *moves, breathes, exists*
Me: THAT, RIGHT THERE, PERFECTION!
😂
AGREED!!
@@Cat_lover-gg3lz yess
@Rebecca-vu4bo she is just yes
@@Motherly_love yes no words xx
So the thing that we learned is not that one minute craft has good fashion advice, but that Kris can literally rock ANY outfit
Yes
100% agree she looks good in anything.
3:53 Yes it does make you look like a dork, Kris, an adorable dork. You're just so adorkable. ☺
18:30 it reminded me of the scene in white chicks in the fitting room 😂😂😂
UNDERATED
i love the "Jay gimme a beat" and he's just like "don't even worry i gotchu"
Hoping one episode she asks him to drop the bass :)
"No, you're a sexy burrito" I felt that anytime I have to go out and socialize😂❤❤❤ please please wear this beautiful dress in public lol😂😂
That was a funny line
yes. WEAR IT
The most sincerely hilarious line of 2024
I was laughing so hard at this that my daughter thought I was going crazy or something. She came to check on me about 5 times 😂😂😂 After a hard day at work, I needed this so badly. Thank you, Kris. I just love you to pieces!! ❤❤
I think the hole in those leggings, the one that became a neck hole, is going to unravel in like 5 minutes 😂 but HOW did it look so cute on Kris?? I could never! ❤
12:10 “Why can’t I fit anything over my broad German shoulders?”
I felt that on a personal level 😭
I'm south African and can only wear oversized t shirts in 35°c weather and tank tops don't work since my body is uneven AF
Same..
Ich weiß richtig
I’m built like a linebacker with a great ass😂😂😂
@@user-dq5kd4wi4z Du bekommst es
“ I.am.a.fashion.model.”
Is my new favorite quote 😂❤
Kris: Getting claustrophobic putting on a Save On Food bag
Also Kris: AH, I HATE THIS- I wish I had a friend…
The greatest compliment you could ever receive, you even made 5 minutes craft look good.
The ending “I CANT GET IT OFF” was possibly the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard in my life 😂😂😂😂
Elderly ppl: What are you doing for valentines?
Me: Imma stay home and watch Kris try 5 minute craft fashion ideas for 20 minutes
So far I am having a bad back day but my daughter and I are going to watch project runway together. We got behind and love that show 😅
Same
Same thing
More like non single people ask that...not elderly people 🤣
@@egodeathalone Sane couples don’t need a special day every year to express their love to each others. If they do then they have no clue what love is.
8:17: Gotta admit, that "top" looks great on you. It's INCREDIBLY flattering, especially when you consider it's just a cut up pair of pants. Was not expecting that. You actually look REALLY good in it! 👍😍
The compliments go crazy!!! I’m 13 and watching your videos always makes me laugh. You’re so pretty and funny. Your makeup always looks so good. Could we get a makeup routine video?
Out the gate making a yoga mat look incredible, the words "you'd look good in anything" or "you make anything look good" are an understatement when it comes to you, Kris. A damn yoga mat!! Come on!!! Outstanding!
Kris could walk a runway in the yoga mat and I wouldn't question anything. It's giving high fashion vibes.
You’re the prettiest door I’ve ever seen Kris 💀💀❤️❤️ 3:56
Lol 💀
Jay: 🤜🤛
Agreed!! 💀♥️
Me :🤜🤛:you
I love how she actually reads her comments thank you for bringing light into the world
What is your useless secret talent?
Kris: Make killer outfits out of tinfoil and/or tape
"I'm to weak. No you're a sexy burrito. Get up." Is my new favorite quote. :')
Edit: 106?! MOTHER I'M FAMOUS-
Edit2: 200?! JESUS CHRIST- MOTHER-
I need it on a T-shirt! 😂
Yasssss❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
I need that as my alarm in the morning
Yaws! Definitely 😂
YES!!!
kris can rock anything. even a grocery bag top was STUNNING ON HER! it’s because she’s so pretty. love you kris❤️
So, I know you probably get this a lot, but just wanted to share something. For the first time in my life I have been feeling really shitty about the way I look, but watching the way you open your videos is amazing. You encourage so many people so thanks for that :D. Have a great Easter.
3:15 Not gonna lie, that’s a pretty decent 5 minute craft🤔
8:30 Oh my god ANOTHER GOOD ONE?
8:58 What’s happening is that apparently 5 Minute Crafts have killer fashion crafts
"You smell divine"
Why thank you, I just showered XD
Also: "no, you're a sexy burrito" is my new favorite compliment
Kris is one of the only creators I'll actually listen to during the sponsor part bc she makes it fun and entertaining.
you should watch Colinfurze, there has never been a single time he's made anything boring
Daniel Trasher makes skits about his ads that’s fun too
Also I’m brandonfarris makes his sponsors and vids fun and funny
Same I think so too
yes! AND also @kingingit makes epic sponsor segments
“Why won’t anything fit over my broad German shoulders 😭” 🤣🤣 12:11
You:"Your here for the model tryouts!"
Me:*Aggressively takes bite of garlic bread*
"Your a sexy burrito" - Kris
"what are your wearing? Styrofoam:)" - kris
"I think it makes me look more like a door but it's a fashionable structured door" -kris
Happy Valentines Day ❤ and I love your videos they always make me smile and laugh. :)
The yoga mat with the red hair is definitely giving blossom from powderpuff girls in the best ways❤
OMG! I totally see it!!!
Aesthetically impressive 👌
Kris - Is this getting weird?
Me - (Like half almost crying at the compliments cuz it been a long day)
Your fashion is so cute. I'm going to steal all your outfits for my characters.
Shout out to jay for being an amazing editor
I'm home recovering from emergency surgery and I'm laughing so hard, I might legitimately bust a stitch. 😂😂 Thank you, Kris for everything you do for us.. 5 min crafts owe you big time! 😂😂
In December of 2022 I had emergency surgery on my appendix and she like saved me 😭😭
Hope you have a speedy recovery!
@@Urmom-td4hd I'm telling you, it's the little things in life! 🤭
@@nefertitimontoya Thank you! Lots of rest and lost of Kmk videos to keep me company and my spirits up!
@@1PrayerWarrior4 I had to take ibuprofen and stuff every like five minutes and she made sure I didn't want to drive off a mountain cliff haha
“What are you wearing?” STYROFOAM 😂😂😂
“But it’s kinda like a fashionable structured door WITH A BELT” ❤
Love you kris!
Your model catwalk was fire! I love your comedic energy! Lots of laughs came out of me! Momma gave me very weird looks cause doesn't what's going on! Love your content!
Are we gonna talk about how Kris puts alot of effort into her videos and she's so funny I love her comments she is so pretty she's the best youtuber ever and my favorite RUclipsr thank u kris❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Can I just say how much Kris has saved me, I am probably speaking for a lot of people in this little paragraph, but Ik that so many people want to say thank you to Kris, U have been there for everyone even when they are at their lowest. I don't think that I could ever thank u enough.❤❤❤
you said it right there
The “wait Omg why is this a vibe?” Happy Valentine’s Day!!! 😂🤍
Ahh, I love Kris so much, the intro is so funny, you always have a way of making me laugh. Thank you so much for helping all of us! Keep doing what you love! 🫶🏻
Kris I have been watching your videos for years now and every time I love them so much I love how you compliment us at the beginning of every day. And I am so happy to see you here today, happy, I wish you and Kaleb the best, I love you Kris you’re the best!!❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Please do this sometime with Celina!! Both of you are hilarious and your vibes together would be immaculate with 5 min crafts...
YESSSSS
That's be a great idea
I would probably wet myself laughing but i wouldn't care🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact Kris can’t contain her laughter at herself makes me laugh so much too love your energy ❤️❤️❤️❤️
i had a really stressful day today and as i’m watching this, all my anxiety’s and frustrations are going away. you make me laugh so hard😂😂THANK YOU❤️❤️
“You smell divine hahaha” demonic laughter
gucci:
“right that down right that downnn!!”
that yoga mat dress is everything 😭
thank you for the heart auntie kris!!!
That's so sweet
@@infamouswickedjokestar ❤️
@@Forever_Lonely. Yaws! ❤️
For the yoga pants to short sleeve shirt, she made it into a short sleeve because she didn't put her arms through the legs - she put her head and shoulders through the hole and pulled the legs over her shoulders and tucked them in - BUT the way you did it is how we used to do fishnet sleeves back in the day
Kris getting gains? Amazing. Kris doing 5-minute craft fashion hacks? Hilarious. This video? A winner
THE "Come close let me smell you *SNIFF*" GOT ME TO VISIBLY WIDEN MY EYES LMAO
Kris’s intros are always the best ❤
Yes
*KallMeKris inspires me... My parents said if I get 25k foIIowers, they'd buy me a professionaI camera for recording... literally begging you guys... ❤*
@@Animeking00909stop no one cares
@@universaltoonsstop no one cares
I totally agree with you dear
Hey Kris, yesterday I had to put my dog of 15 years to sleep and it's been so tough ever since. So, I really appreciate seeing a video from you today. I really needed it so thank you so much. You are such an inspiration and you always find a way to make me smile. I love you Kris ❤
Aw are u ok
@@Rebecca-vu4bo No not at all
Dang so sorry don't worry all dogs go to heaven
Oh no I'm so sorry for your loss ❤
May the memories of love outweigh the grief of loss.
I swear auntie kris is the best the way she makes me smile for the first time in a while ❤😊
I love how kris takes about 2 minutes out of her day and video just to compliment our depressed ass
There is no one that has a sense of humor like Kris does. No matter how I am feeling, she always makes me laugh.
Kris’s makeup always looks so incredible. Am I the only one who would love a makeup routine video and seeing how she makes it all look so smooth?? :)
Kris's reaction to the smaller "clothes" (the pillowcase and bag) not fitting right is like when i found out im a 2XL instead of a 1XL. This is the curse of being top heavy. :/
Okay now that I’ve started watching Kris’ videos, I can REALLY see how she and Caleb work so well together 😂 Their humor is amazing
Kris needs a compliment:
Kris is special
Kris is important
Kris is kind
Kris is clever
Kris is funny
Kris is brave
Kris is tough
Kris is strong
Kris makes all of us really happy
Kris is the best🙌
the leggings being converted into a cute shirt is something that a few friends of mine would do! i used to take ballet lessons and my fellow ballerinas would take old tights, cut out the crotch and turn them into neat tops that they'd wear over their leotards. absolutely a vibe
Kriss,s intro always makes me laugh, especially the “you smell divine*😂😂😂
"NO! your a sexy burrito, get up!" i love that. my new fav quote
How is it that you make a yoga mat look stunning? I have no words. Happy Valentines day Kris!
0:04 wHy DoNt We pUt A bElt On It 😂😂😂 I love you Kris you always but a smile on my face
Why was Kris in the green bag giving Grinch vibes 😂😂😂
Love you Kris
If ya want to use me as clothing rack it's gonna cost 😂
Kris has the most cheerful and upbeat personality everr...Her goofy shenanigans always light up my mood! Lots of love❤
The thing about looking gorgeous in a yoga mat is first just looking gorgeous… you nailed it! I’m 4’11” though, it would consume me… 😅
The noise from the bag and the foil would give me a headache and probably kill me lol
kris got me feelin like the song meteor shower fr if any of you know that song "Id sell my own bones for saphire stones cause blue is your favorite color" love you kris
I’m convinced Kris can rock ANYTHING. Girl, I don’t care about your insecurities and how you think you’re flat, YOU ARE B E A U T I F U L!!!
I will do one push up for every like this comment gets
77
93
More like pushups with your fingers because it's literally impossible to do that many push-ups 🤔😭
98
100!
I died laughing watching this. You remind me SO MUCH of my best friend who now lives in the US Virgin Islands so I never get to see her anymore. Watching your videos makes me feel like she and I are in the same room so thank you so much 😂❤
The crinkling of the tin foil that could be heard *over the runway music* was too funny 🤣
I love how every time Kris tries something on, it always looks so good on her. Being able to pull off a yoga mat and rock it is just 🤌
OMG the yoga mat outfit makes her look like blossom from the Powerpuff Girls
I got fired from my job today and that intro is exactly what I needed 😂😂 thank you Kris, you’re a legend
@13:53 The sound of foil crinkling as Kris moves around is awesome 😆
"Were turning it into a suspicious shape"-im rolling on the floor💀 😭 10:44
honestly i love how after so much stress and hard ache everything is starting to work out for you in such a good way like you have a befriend that makes you so happy and you seem so at peace with yourself and that is just so cool to see how all of as sudden it is all falling into place and i love to see that happening to anybody.
Kris: *starts listing the savings*
My midwestern heart: *skips beat*
9:55 is tooooooo funny 😂😂😂 Kris please don’t ever stop making content!! Also did the vegan teacher just stop harassing you?
Kris could literally put anything on and pull it off, this video is proof 😂 gotta love it.
2:26 this is going to be my new motivational speech to myself in the morning
“No, you’re a sexy burrito! Get up you piece of sh¡t!”
Happy valentine's day ❤hope it was awesome 😊 4:26
“I don’t think any of these are going to be in my day to day wardrobe”
5 mins later.
“I’m actually going to wear this”
“You smell divine”
Me: thanks I used native brand deodorant, shampoo, conditioner and body wash for my shower 😅 0:43
"A youtuber can't make you smile"
**Shows them Kallmekris*
My 6 year old brother is now watching 5 minute crafts and every time I walk past I say something like “ha! You can just buy it for a cheaper price ! 🤣
The tinfoil dress reminds me of the time I went to watch the lion king play I got hit by one of the peoples costumes when they were walking down the isle 🦣🤣it was one of the funniest experiences in my life and after they came up to me because they felt bad 🤣🥺🥹🤣
She's so flipping iconic she can make any goofy fit work 🤣
Who in the world picked that horned dress for you? That shit is fn funny. The way that model was caressing her horns.
I’m crying
Watching Kris navigate through those bizarre 5 minute crafts with such humor and patience is the highlight of my day.
Thanks for the great laughs! That shopping bag killed me I nearly choked to death on my dinner!
Guys is it just me or kris hair is always so beautiful like how 😂