Testing VIRAL TikTok Hacks
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babe, wake up. Kallmekris uploaded
Edit: i have a lot of babes
IM AWAKE
and then i would go back to sleep after i watched it lol
PERSON YES PERSON
ME TOO
I'M AWAKEEE
Love how Kris says she’s petrified of needless she says “I will never put a needle in my face” with a nose ring
This comment needs more likes
Maybe it's fake like Dylan is in Trouble?
I’m also terrified but I have 3 face piercings. Idk how to explain it but it’s different lmao
13:56 and a tatoo in the neck and finger
299 likes ❤
Pro (?) tip: measure the olive oil out before the honey so the honey comes out of the measuring spoon (maybe) easier! 👍
Edit: OMG I didn’t expect to get this many likes 😭 thanks, y’all!
That’s actually so smart I will do that❤
I came here to say this!
Oooh my dear sweet sweet Kris, here I am 3 days post shoulder surgery, I feel and look like a dumpster fire. But Kris's compliments got me choked up even if she doesn't know me irl. Never change.
hope you heal well :)🍎
I JUST REALIZED I PUT AN APPLE NOT A HEART BUT ITS FUNNY SO IMMA KEEP IT
@@pillowpuppy LMAO
@@pillowpuppyI love dogs 🍎
Hope ur fully healed
“I’m diginosing you with ✨perfection✨” I love her sm
Hello I randomly picked you and replied to your comment and……………answer back
So im just curious! If u r trans what gender do u now identify as? 💖💖
@@lanaforever815 I identify as male now! Thank you for asking 😁
Kris’s blend of skepticism and willingness to dive into the world of TikTok trends is both hilarious and refreshingly honest.
and Kevin 😂
And don't forget Jay too 😭
This comment is almost like poetry
@@ataahua. Thank you!
I see you everywhere
Kris: everybody has honey in there house
Me: well I guess I'm nobody
girlllll, your skin is literally flawless! i would love to see your routine🥰
No fr, I went back bc she said she was taking off her makeup but I couldn’t tell she already did 😂
“Extra ✨ ViRgIn ✨ olive oil because we’re abstenent” 3:31
is Oompa ok with this?
Lol
Actually it's abstinent jsyk
For now
@@eTreyu27not sure
The part where Kris shows how aesthetic the honey is, but the camera focused on her
She's an aesthetic ✨️
Kris is one “five minute” craft away from going insane 😭
Kris has got to be the cutest ADHD-like person I've ever seen. She is such a fun riot. ❤😂
"me on the other hand? *SHE NEEDS SOME WORK"* had me laughing more then it should've your beautiful Kris! 😭😭❤❤
"I've never felt more like a dolphin in my life. *violent dolphin sound* "
You know what (i) say: "Nothing is perfect, which also means EVERYTHING is perfect! Therefore, you are perfect!!💜✨️"
I love that it is so uplifting!
8:21
One time I got bored and I just shoved two handfuls of dirt in my mouth..I think I was four💀👍👍
That compliment at the start-
Perfection (no that was not intended).
I don’t know what Kris is on about when she says that she needs some work. She’s so pretty!
She really is! :3 🤍
real
Utterly gorgeous! Inner and outer beauty.
@@brendatomlinson exactly
Fr like she’s the one diagnosed with perfection!
Why with the beauty hacks? She’s already DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!❤
Facts
Seriously 💟💕💕
your gorgeous
Like, she is the beauty 0:32
@@hattiegalloway856*You're.
(For your intros) If you truly want people to believe they are good enough, don’t follow the compliment up with some self-deprecating comment. If you want to be relatable, don’t single yourself out as the only one who can indulge in self-hatred; you should model the positive affirmations you tell us by equating yourself with the compliments you give us, that way you also show us how important self-love/acceptance is.
Love you, Kris ❤
Then she wouldn't be honest on her emotions and she would be like all the others pretending I think Kris is beautiful and we should encourage her to see the truth that she's beautiful and not just want her to lie. let's not invalidate her emotions ❤
Honestly Kris, you're underrated sometimes, and you shouldn't be, I've been subscribed to you for a long time, and I never regret it, also, thank you for the kind compliments and even insults, you're beautiful no matter your style to me and many others I'd believe. I really hope you have a good rest of your day (and or) night.
If she needs “work” then I need a demolition crew, 70 architects, and 7 years of nonstop construction work 😂
Kinda what I came here to say, so thank you for stating it so well!
My thoughts 😂😂😜
Jay! You’re reaction the her covering herself with “stuff” was spot on! 😂
Agreed! Jay's editing is so fun!!!
Pro tip, on the hair masque, if you use the oil first, the honey shouldn’t stick to the measuring spoons..also, I think the combination of eggs and oil is mayonaise.
8:11 - OMG, THIS! LMAO 😂❤ Love you so much Jay! (AND Kris, but Jay’s reaction - I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣)
LOL - Hey Jay! 📞 me! (Just shootin my shot! LMAO! 😂)
i did NOT notice the makeup vs without makeup at any point, i’m being so honest. i had to put on my glasses to see it and damn i still couldn’t spot a difference. kris, you are gorgeous, you do not need makeup, unless it makes you more confident. but don’t do it just for others, do it only for yourself. adding to the stunning things about you, your natural hair is so beautiful. you should leave it and not do anything to it in a few videos. it’s so gorgeous i’m shocked. we love you so much and thank you for the tips! ❤love you
i’m shocked. NO WAY KRIS SAW MY COMMENT…💗
𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕪
her eye color is so beautiful. the blue color is so vibrant!!❤
Thank you for liking this comment!!
24:53 the way I paused for a second when Kris was gonna say “it’s getting hard fast” but stutter and said something else had me laughing
Kris I love ur vids so much, every compliment is just like those hair ads that show people in the waterfall feeling so relaxed and chill while washing their hair even tho the waterfall has nothing to do with how their hair gets washed. But don't worry this is a nice compliment. Anyways stay yourself and keep being you!! ❤
"I am diagnosing you with perfection"
"Me on the other hand... SHE NEEDS SOME WORK!" I love Kris's intros. It says here on my clipboard that Kris is diagnosed with creativity, severe humor and care for her audience. We love u Kris
❤❤❤
Girl!! You’ve got to start building yourself up! You’re beautiful, smart, and funny! Oompaville is a lucky SOB! ❤
Yes !!!!❤❤❤❤
Yes. Luckiest man on the planet.
Facts
KmK fam all the way ❤️
8:39 DRACO MALFOY? IS THAT YOU?
Omg yes😂
I can't believe that Kris is always complementing us and then talking about how she's ugly! KRIS YOU ARE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BEING AND I WISH I WAS YOU!!!!
Kirs: "Tell me something crazy you did as a kid."
Me: I BROKE 4 BONES IN 3 YEARS😂
ME TO!!
my sister broke 4 in 1 year 😂
I broke 3 bones in one years bc I got in a car crash😅
i have never broken a bone before you CRAZY
@@Ellie3-tv2vo93urmom you sprained three bones? uhhhhhhh...
0:28 Kris, I hope one day you can see your beauty in the same way that you so easily see it in others. You are truly gorgeous.
Krises hair is so shiney after applying that hair mask I definitely see the difference
KallmeKris sitting there always complementing us, and the only
thing I can think is that she has really gorgeous eyes like I love them💕
I love the color and how sparkly they look
you’re so lucky you’re blonde 😭 i don’t shave my legs in the fall and winter bc i’m single lmaooo but i have dark brown hair and after like 3-4 weeks i look like i just crawled out of cave from the jurassic era and discovered fire
There's this thing in Brazil that's called "banho de lua" you basically "bleach" your body hair. English is not my first language so my explanation is garbage sorry.
😂
I feel you on that- it’s pain 😭
Jay: 🤨
😂😂
So it wasn’t me but when my little brother was like 2-3 he COVERED himself in marshmallow fluff. My mom even has a picture of him covered in it sitting on the floor 😂😂
He should hang out with the peanut butter baby
Ha ha I liked how you how you had to be like...it wasnt me lol
That reminds me of when I was 6 and covered myself on aquaphore and because it was oily it wouldn’t come off in the bath
12:54 THAT REMINDS ME I MADE POPSICLES AND THEY'RE STILL IN THE FREEZER. I FORGOT TO TRY ONE. THANKS FOR THE REMINDER AUNTIE KRIS!
22:51
I second this… I bought N°0, 3, 6, 8, & 9 and they helped my hair so much I double bleached it and it didn’t damage it just dried it, but the olaplex helps to moisturize. I also bought a few Kérastase and they’re also amazing!
Kris you are ✨PERFECTION ✨
Kris deserves a TV show :)
Edit: when I was like…5…? I would cut up toilet paper and put it into a bowl of water, mix it and say I was cooking linguini.
Was always a little disappointed when my dad would refuse to eat it…😂
kinda like keeping up with the Kardashians, it should be keeping up with kris Collins right???
My kids do this
Does anyone else go straight to RUclips just to watch her new videos and then completely forget about the app until you go to look if Kris has uploading again? 😅❤ she is by far my favorite RUclipsr!
Idk how Kris think she’s not perfect like.. what 😭 UR BEAUTIFUL AF 😭😭✨✨
17:33 i like how it had been an hour and she still didn’t wash the egg out😂😊
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
DUDE YOUR HAIR LOOKS AWESOME AFTER WASHING IT, YOU SHOULD KEEP IT LIKE THAT
New Garnier is like the perfect thing to like stop breakouts and lessen dark spots while visibly removing them and restoring your natural skin tone and of course you have to be consistent with the product like seriously trust me l had the problem a year ago got the product , l got the foam , the face cream and face scrub but if your skin is sensitive just use the foam and face cream , use her hands to wash your face it lessens irritation by a lotttt❤
Kris, you genuinely are a beautiful soul inside and out. What a wonderful human being!
I love that you always start your videos with a positive vibe, because it makes the rest of the video so enjoyable.
Keep up the wonderful work 😁
Girrrrrl...we like took our ponytails out (almost) at the same time 😲 I felt what you felt at the same time you felt it!!! Lol😂👍" it's a vibe"
Here in Maine we have a similar ice cube thing. It's jumping in a nearly frozen lake and then into a sauna. As far as the hair removal, you're tied (in a bikini) behind a dog sled and dragged over icy snow for a few miles. After that, the women usually don't worry about having hair again.
i feel like that second half has gotta be cap ? 😭
I’m sorry what? 😂
I love dr. Collins especially " I'm diagnosing you with 😍PERFECTION 😍"
"I wanna touch it so bad. But I know it'll give you third degree burns"
Reminds me of the time I tasted caramel while I was making it. Safe to say I got a free lip filler for a whole week😅
Kris is the definition of an adult child and I'm all in for it 😂🧡
Try Wyandotte chickens, Kris! They are a Native American breed that tend to lay eggs well in winter compared to other breeds. Plus they are black and white and look so pretty! 😍
Also, there is a sugar wax recipe with the same ingredients but different ratios that make it have a consistency of taffy and won't even need waxing strips. Just keep using it until it stops picking up hair. I hope this helps. 😊
I’ve had Wyandottes for a long time and the only thing I have to say is that they are a very broody hen but their eggs are very tasty
Is it just me or watching krises videos makes me smile. And how she hypes us up at the beginning is so nice of her. But puts herself down but she’s beautiful and kind and caring I just altogether is a great person. So if you think kris is an amazing great person, write a comment undermine saying how great she is.❤❤
Ok, I need to know how people are able to do makeup so well that your skin looks flawless. I’m only 12, my mom doesn’t wear makeup, I only have brothers, so I have no one to teach me makeup. Does anyone have any recommendations?
Kevin is such a sweet boy 😂
Animals learning how to open doors is so cute and funny. My neighbour's cat taught my cat how to open doors and it was so funny. Now he just whacks the key when he wants to go out
13:18 no honey you look the same as perfect as before you were supposed to be bare faced 😂❤
I was hoping someone else noticed! She literally looks the same with or without makeup! Absolutely stunning 😁
I swear though
7:53 My sister and I used to make potions outside in a tiny plastic wagon. It would be like water and dirt and leaves, and there always had to be ants; it was like a requirement. So the wagon just lived in the backyard with water and random shit and a bunch of ants in it.
You look so gorgeous even without your makeup 😍
If you could see my eyebrows, pores, undereyes and pimples you would feel like a princess 😅 Thank you queen for always being your beautiful hilarious self and testing all kinds of weird hacks for your viewers, we appreciate you ❤
Nah but Kris absolutely *ROCKED* the sweater and that hairstyle.
There are very few RUclipsrs I follow seriously. And, you’re one of them.
Such an amazing channel
Love you kris❤️
Watching Kris discover sugaring for hair removal has made my day. 🤣
My dad: Why do you even watch her even though she swears so much
Me: Bye bye depression, hello compliments, beating up pete, kermit the frog, reddit memes, thats high key stupid low key genius, DUCK TAPE, no balloons, katrina, violence, KEVIN
Not too many youtubers can put out consistently good videos, but you are one awesome one. Idk if people say it enough, but your work ethic is second to none. The absolute grind you put yourself through for every video is just unbelievable and admirable. Kudos!
0:53
Kris: I’m pretty perfect! (I’m just kidding. I’m the furthest thing from perfect.)
Me: Sadly, not everyone can be perfect, Krissy.
i will never stop watching kmk at 2am AND I LOVE HER COMPLIMENTS
26:15 that smile!!!!!!!AHHHH KRIS YOURE GORGEOUS
Righttt
Love the way you compliment us before the start 😊
8:18 as a kid, me and my brother would make up potions out of toothpaste, soap , shampoo, mouthwash ext. But then we would get a toothbrush and scrub the grouting of the bathroom floor. We made a brand name, and wouldnt let anyone in until the "professionals" were done cleaning.
It worked really well apparently.
Your mom definitely loves when you guys played that hahahah
@giovanamaiara9750 yep! I was too young to comprehend it, but now when we bring it up, my mum says how great we did.
@@-izzFizz- hahaha that's cute, you guys must be her pride and joy
God I love child labor
@@kaskaskas 😭
not me saying the intro in a sassy voice and a sassy attitude 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ive been so insecure this week and Kris really makes me happy when she compliments me
20:58 - the "Holy Grail" Intermission! Yay!! Thanks, Jay!
We can all agree that Kris is a perfect specimen as well 🤣
20:55 “if we burn, you burn with us”
I can't get over your hairrrr❤
yess its literally so fireee 🔥
Sameee tho
13:29 girlie still has no eye bags while im over here looking like I haven’t slept on a week even tho I’ve been sleeping for like 9 hours a day
same😭
The absolute best channel to watch while eating ever.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
Kris’s compliments always makes me smile ❤
I love Kris so much. Her beginning skits are always so funny.
The "You know how 🎉Moms🎉 are " just hit different
I can't wait for the day when Caleb makes a dirty joke, and Kris has to stare him down and remind him that "We" are abstinent. Think it would just make a brilliant comedic moment as Caleb just atares sadly at the camera after.
I LOVEEEE how she changes her accent every 2 seconds. I always crack up when she says "fowk".
Kallmekris *complements me
Me "Take that depression!"
The texture thing is so real. The gel I use works great (which ironically is flaxseed based), but it's like dipping your hand in a combination of raw egg and snot. It works, but there are definitely days where I just cannot touch it, especially as a germophobe (my brain starts freaking out over bacteria).
As a kid, I used to love rubbing craft glue on myself and after it dries I would peel it off like a reptile shedding skin😂
[5:34] ... Grab a FURCK without the R 😂 (how she said fork sounded like that)
i heard that too LOL
I love your outfits! The coolest aunt the internet could have
I agree 💯👍
Auntie Kris has a great sense of classical style
Can we please talk about how Kris is pretty WITH and WITHOUT makeup?! Like hello?! 😍😍😍
*Why did I almost start crying after the compliment she always gives us*
“I’m just kidding I’m the furthest thing from perfect” GIRL YOU’RE A STAR, AND YOU’RE PERFECT TOO. DON’T LET ANYONE SAY OTHERWISE ❤❤
Tip on the chickens. Chickens really only lay during the brightest hours of the day and since the days are shorter in winter they don't have as much time to lay eggs. I put some bright LED's in my chickens coop and they still lay the average. LOVE YOU KRIS!!!!❤
You should totally make a video reading the answers to your random questions from the comments!!!! It would be so funny!!!!!!
Kris you can’t say you are not beautiful because you are amazing and caring
Hey Kris, if you want your chickens to lay more eggs, especially now in the winter, you should give them warm water to drink. It really helps!
My chickens all decided to start molting, one after the other, once winter hit. I now have one, and possibly a second one, that has finally started laying again after her molt. The rest are just useless freeloaders, even with their fancy heated waterer and daily scattering of mealworms/soldier fly larvae and calcium sources.
Chickens actually go by daylight. So in the winter, when the days are shorter, they don't typically lay eggs. If you put a lamp in their coop (or around where they lay) and have it set to later in the night, they will lay in the winter. But that just means that they will stop laying earlier in their life. We don't do the lamps because we like to give them a "break" in the winter time and then they will continue to lay later in their lives.
KRIS IS SO PRETTY WITHOUT MAKEUP 17:14
Kris looks so pretty without makeup ❤
Did you ever let Kevin back in lol😂😂😂❤❤btw I absolutely love all if your videos they are amazing and you are sooooo absolutely talented you should have a tv show
8:16 - when I was younger I would eat pretty much anything so I would eat dirt, sand, grass(crab grass, to be specific) I also bit a brick once.
I've heard that this can be due to a lack of vitamins/iron deficiency sometimes, so it could have been that.
@@wookiwoo2798 Huh. Interesting.
Your teeth hates you!!!!!🤣🤣🤣