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  • Опубликовано: 11 июл 2024
  • Today we're gonna be taking a look at the new scientific breakthrough of Pheromone Maxxing
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  • @saggioculo5386
    @saggioculo5386 2 месяца назад +407

    Even animals clean themselves.

    • @user-mw6jo7ql1c
      @user-mw6jo7ql1c 2 месяца назад +27

      We are animals. Yes, animals are supposed to clean themselves

    • @jam6876
      @jam6876 2 месяца назад +11

      @@user-mw6jo7ql1c we are not animals in the context of the original poster's comment or intelligence, body shape..etc, so get it right. There is nothing on earth remotely like a human being. 100% unique 'animal' if you want to all us such.

    • @tramarthomas6105
      @tramarthomas6105 2 месяца назад

      humans are animals, so what does it make this guy? is he classified by his stench?

    • @tramarthomas6105
      @tramarthomas6105 2 месяца назад +13

      @@jam6876 theres a lot of animals drastically different from other ones. no need to get offended, little kid

    • @eggheadusa9900
      @eggheadusa9900 2 месяца назад +1

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@tramarthomas6105 You seem even more offended honestly.
      Arguing over semantics, we all know what op point is.
      Humans are above the animal kingdom and yet still apart it.
      We all agree

  • @Ifoughtpiranhas
    @Ifoughtpiranhas 2 месяца назад +254

    This dude definitely has a well in his basement where he holds women hostage and makes them rub the lotion on its skin.

    • @lordlittletoeq8537
      @lordlittletoeq8537 2 месяца назад +16

      Or else?

    • @moneygrabbercodswollop8133
      @moneygrabbercodswollop8133 2 месяца назад +31

      @@lordlittletoeq8537Or else it gets the hose again.

    • @kdubbswinston3673
      @kdubbswinston3673 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all I see is him in that mirror with those nipple rings

    • @jacksonscott690
      @jacksonscott690 2 месяца назад +18

      @@moneygrabbercodswollop8133Put the lotion in the f**cking basket 😂

    • @jaimepebley3490
      @jaimepebley3490 2 месяца назад +14

      It puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the hose again. 😵

  • @MissThaaang
    @MissThaaang 2 месяца назад +299

    "people are surprised when I say I don't shower" .....
    They are surprised that you CHOOSE to smell like this

    • @billtate6962
      @billtate6962 2 месяца назад +20

      Trust me....anyone within 2 feet of this person...is NOT surprised they don't shower.

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 2 месяца назад +6

      Exactly!

    • @tramarthomas6105
      @tramarthomas6105 2 месяца назад +9

      his stink is like demon aura from anime. youll recognize his presence immediately, and be struck with despair and impending doom

    • @starwarsovercome2798
      @starwarsovercome2798 2 месяца назад

      @@billtate6962 2 ft is way too close

    • @stevenghee654
      @stevenghee654 2 месяца назад

      One look at this dude tells you he smells like rotten milk. I can smell him through the screen. And I'm pretty sure Staph, MRSA, sepsis are results of poor hygiene.

  • @SSmith-eu9vw
    @SSmith-eu9vw 2 месяца назад +233

    I think we can all agree... NOT showering is a stupid Hill to die on.

    • @bcatblues725
      @bcatblues725 2 месяца назад +5

      I got on comments just to tell you thats damn funny. I love your comment 😂 👍

  • @lifthill3819
    @lifthill3819 2 месяца назад +87

    Probably smells like a Georgia state fair portable toilet at the height of summer

    • @meggert2360
      @meggert2360 2 месяца назад +3

      A fairgrounds near the paper plants.

    • @Julie-sz2zv
      @Julie-sz2zv 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm dying.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Youll_Love_It_At_Levitz
    @Youll_Love_It_At_Levitz 2 месяца назад +93

    "Pheromone maxxing" for 2.5 weeks and the only woman that approaches him is his mom forcing him to take a shower probably because the whole house smelled.😫🚿

  • @ReubenJames1000
    @ReubenJames1000 2 месяца назад +109

    I can smell this dude through my screen.

    • @lifthill3819
      @lifthill3819 2 месяца назад +12

      I'm sterilizing my phone now

    • @muncieharrisii4801
      @muncieharrisii4801 2 месяца назад +7

      Smell-O-Vision DEACTIVATE!

    • @muncieharrisii4801
      @muncieharrisii4801 2 месяца назад +3

      I think even my eyes started watering

    • @stevenghee654
      @stevenghee654 2 месяца назад

      Exactly what I thought!!! He's saving his pee bottles??? Dude is well on his way to serial k!ller status

    • @stevenghee654
      @stevenghee654 2 месяца назад

      ​@@lifthill3819 f@ck that!!! I'm burning mine, throwing it straight into Hell!!

  • @pjl2623
    @pjl2623 2 месяца назад +317

    Pheromone maxxing?? Oh lord, I am not high enough for this.

    • @robertkennedy8503
      @robertkennedy8503 2 месяца назад

      And even if you were you'd probably have more common sense than those moronic incels.

    • @frankpantsOU812
      @frankpantsOU812 2 месяца назад +30

      I was Taco Bell maxxing this morning. 🦨

    • @lareneandpipsqueeksully
      @lareneandpipsqueeksully 2 месяца назад +13

      Exactly, let me smoke another blunt❣️

    • @amberb.6626
      @amberb.6626 2 месяца назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Sarge714
      @Sarge714 2 месяца назад +6

      Figure you need to be above 30,000ft :-)

  • @RetroEvilHunk341
    @RetroEvilHunk341 2 месяца назад +94

    Starts singing in a French accent as the flowers start dying around him PepeLePew style 😅😅😅😅

  • @findot777
    @findot777 2 месяца назад +60

    Bro gaslit himself into thinking being unhealthy is healthy.

  • @nachocheeba
    @nachocheeba 2 месяца назад +69

    This is that narcissistic bullshit. Justifying your apathy toward basic hygiene by blaming everyone around him. "Yeah I don't shower, so what? It's not me that's the problem, it's literally everyone else around me." He needs help.

  • @michelleanderson8370
    @michelleanderson8370 2 месяца назад +101

    Mental health breakdowns are at epidemic proportions

    • @robertkennedy8503
      @robertkennedy8503 2 месяца назад +14

      Facts, people like that dude are living proof.

    • @houstonjoker3836
      @houstonjoker3836 2 месяца назад +7

      Yeah, people don’t understand it but these types of people have something going on in their heads.

    • @nonyabusiness3619
      @nonyabusiness3619 2 месяца назад

      He's not having a mental health issue, he's just stupid.

  • @yankeehillraymie1296
    @yankeehillraymie1296 2 месяца назад +72

    S T I N K Y BOY
    His Name is Skunk 😅

    • @franco6296
      @franco6296 2 месяца назад +3

      lol

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 месяца назад

      Nah, that’s mean to skunks, even they avoid him. He smells like if garbage sitting in the summer sun and a high school boys locker room had a child.

  • @TheMichm1221
    @TheMichm1221 2 месяца назад +44

    "My mom forced me to shower"... "She threw away my PEE bottles"... "She WANTS me to live in her basement forever"? This can't be real! 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @craigdavid2162
      @craigdavid2162 2 месяца назад +3

      😂 thinking the same. Is this just satire. Its got to be surely. He can't be for real... surely 😂

    • @ImDoneWithTheBS
      @ImDoneWithTheBS 2 месяца назад +1

      Fr😂😂😂

    • @meemurthelemur4811
      @meemurthelemur4811 Месяц назад

      Imagine doubling down on proof of the fact that you're a lazy slob this hard.😳

  • @daveblackman816
    @daveblackman816 2 месяца назад +244

    He smells like an anime convention. I can already tell.

    • @AngelCakez
      @AngelCakez 2 месяца назад +30

      As someone who's been in a fair share of anime cons I can confirm

    • @jadebotan83
      @jadebotan83 2 месяца назад +16

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laineydoodles9297
      @laineydoodles9297 2 месяца назад +10

      It's been a long time, I'm thankful I didn't run into smelly con goers whenever I used to attend anime conventions.

    • @Em22-wtf
      @Em22-wtf 2 месяца назад +11

      Lol. I got furry vibes 😳😆

    • @Kohana07
      @Kohana07 2 месяца назад +12

      My eyelashes are curling from here 😂

  • @moosecat
    @moosecat 2 месяца назад +61

    Pheromone maxing...smells like he's going to live in Mommy's basement until he's 40...

    • @maryanimal53
      @maryanimal53 2 месяца назад +10

      Probably for the rest of his life.

  • @chrisprescott2273
    @chrisprescott2273 2 месяца назад +82

    This is exactly like saying "I'm not fat, I'm big boned."

    • @AnonymousSilence-nd3zb
      @AnonymousSilence-nd3zb 2 месяца назад +7

      This is the anti-rizz equivalent of that.
      "I'm not stinky, I'm pheromone maxxing."
      Same energy.

    • @thesparkster
      @thesparkster 2 месяца назад +3

      If dude were on a keto diet, he wouldn't be tubby and his acne would clear up.

    • @Thunder_Dome45
      @Thunder_Dome45 2 месяца назад +3

      But I really am big boned.

    • @littlemisseatscrispsforbre5353
      @littlemisseatscrispsforbre5353 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@thesparksteryeah because that's his problem! Read the room will you

    • @Calc_Ulator
      @Calc_Ulator 2 месяца назад +1

      @@littlemisseatscrispsforbre5353 What should he read it? Harry Potter?

  • @BrownEyedHighGirL
    @BrownEyedHighGirL 2 месяца назад +35

    His virginity will be protected with this method, thats for sure!

    • @mrbiscuits915
      @mrbiscuits915 2 месяца назад

      Im sure there are plenty of women that smell worse who would do him

  • @franco6296
    @franco6296 2 месяца назад +71

    i lost it when he mentioned the pee bottles, HE IS FUCKING SICK!

    • @sokawai5
      @sokawai5 2 месяца назад +3

      Aw heck nah

    • @mamouilletten1562
      @mamouilletten1562 2 месяца назад +12

      Every woman on earth wants to marry him now come on don't be jealous 😂

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots 2 месяца назад +28

    If you look in the comments of his Tik Tok he actually says that his mom had to soap him up. It wasn't that she just yelled at him to shower. That adds a new level of gross.

    • @Calc_Ulator
      @Calc_Ulator 2 месяца назад +5

      .... o.. oh... oh god... no
      his... groin...

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 месяца назад +6

      🤢 because she knew if she didn’t physically force the soap onto him he would just use water and act like he washed himself 🤢 get the f*cking Lysol and just pour the whole damn bottle over him

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots 2 месяца назад

      @@Calc_Ulator I doubt she did that. That thought cross my mind though.

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots 2 месяца назад +6

      @@elenalizabeth I was thinking she probably washed his hair and squirted body wash on him so he had to wash it off. I don't think she went that fair. I can't imagine the smell she had to deal with just to put his smelly butt in the shower.

  • @paputz72
    @paputz72 2 месяца назад +12

    That needs to be on a T-shirt: I'm not stinky, I'm pheromone maxxing!

  • @gogopogo1
    @gogopogo1 2 месяца назад +29

    Possible serial killer...

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 месяца назад +2

      It puts the lotion on the skin…

    • @bunkeboy1724
      @bunkeboy1724 2 месяца назад +6

      Easy to track by police though, he will give his location away by smelling like good old pheromones

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 месяца назад +2

      @@bunkeboy1724 haha true, hard to hide when you can be smelt from a mile away

    • @Aether-Beneder
      @Aether-Beneder 2 месяца назад

      InCel Cellar-Dweller

  • @AngiePieInTheSky
    @AngiePieInTheSky 2 месяца назад +37

    Has to be trolling. HAS to be.

    • @kindelderson9838
      @kindelderson9838 2 месяца назад

      No remember that for the longest time in European history that it was considered bad to bathe, not because clean water was rare or something but just because they thought it gets you sick; no humans have a long record of a bunch of smelly people making this stuff up as they go along.

    • @lisaperry5999
      @lisaperry5999 2 месяца назад

      Another channel said that

  • @renodice8980
    @renodice8980 2 месяца назад +11

    If you look closely, you can see the stink (pheromone) lines coming off his head

    • @MamaDisco1313
      @MamaDisco1313 2 месяца назад +3

      And you notice he’s missing a tooth, guess he’s maxing halitosis and tooth decay too

  • @TheLepke2011
    @TheLepke2011 2 месяца назад +55

    I have a feeling no amount of pheromones will get this guy a girl.

    • @robertkennedy8503
      @robertkennedy8503 2 месяца назад +10

      And that is probably a good thing, one like him is too much already.

    • @AlineKaristania
      @AlineKaristania 2 месяца назад +7

      Babes….. He wouldn’t be able to get a dog much less a chick.😂

    • @houstonjoker3836
      @houstonjoker3836 2 месяца назад +2

      Not showering for weeks is one thing, but actually believing this will get him girls is actually mentally ill activity. I hope he gets the help he needs.

    • @tamarabuchwald507
      @tamarabuchwald507 Месяц назад

      He probably wants a skinny feminine supermodel too, He's the type of guy who rejects and bullies ugly or fat girls, And aside from his grossness wonders why he's single

  • @simplyshirene8833
    @simplyshirene8833 2 месяца назад +19

    He's trying to make this a thing. It's never going to be a thing. If you did this when I went to school, you'd be thrown in the garbage can everyday. He's hiding from his mom under the table.

  • @stephiegee5416
    @stephiegee5416 2 месяца назад +12

    Real life Pig Pen from Charlie Brown!

    • @ClownsyHouse
      @ClownsyHouse 2 месяца назад +3

      Aawww shit, Dont do PigPen dirty like this 😂

  • @johnboy1973
    @johnboy1973 2 месяца назад +18

    A new emphasis on the phrase "Dirt Bag", obviously not taking his medication (and shower).

  • @Deuteromis
    @Deuteromis 2 месяца назад +37

    Actually humans do have Pheromones, but we have pretty much evolved to the point where they really don't affect us. But oh yeah this guy if he's not showering, that's not pheromones he's giving off, that's pure funk.

    • @Majik260
      @Majik260 2 месяца назад

      yeah and the pheromones he is giving off are from a absolute degusting poor diet consisting of mcdonalds and god knows what other toxic sludge hes consuming..

    • @Calc_Ulator
      @Calc_Ulator 2 месяца назад +4

      Beat me to it.

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 2 месяца назад +4

      You can't fake the funk 😂

  • @user-mw6jo7ql1c
    @user-mw6jo7ql1c 2 месяца назад +25

    This kid does not know the difference between pheromones and body odor. That’s pretty pathetic. Our schools need to do better. This kid also need some serious psychological help.

  • @Atlas6355_
    @Atlas6355_ 2 месяца назад +7

    He will NEVER see a 🐱 ever in his life!!!

  • @AllergicFungus
    @AllergicFungus 2 месяца назад +94

    What did I just hear? I'm going to sue you for this type of damage to my ears.

    • @CyndieAmala
      @CyndieAmala 2 месяца назад +6

      😂

    • @renatatarnawski5974
      @renatatarnawski5974 2 месяца назад +7

      I'll join u
      But because of assault on my mind
      But then again
      It's My Fault
      Should have NEVER watched the whole thing!!

    • @Em22-wtf
      @Em22-wtf 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂 I was happily commenting about certain perfumes and colognes that works great with your natural CLEAN smell.... Then we got to the 7:30 sih min mark.... 😂🤦‍♀️🙄 He's got to be trolling 🤞🫧🧼😆

    • @nachocheeba
      @nachocheeba 2 месяца назад +3

      We gotta start a class action lawsuit, ASAP.

    • @AlineKaristania
      @AlineKaristania 2 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @renatatarnawski5974
    @renatatarnawski5974 2 месяца назад +20

    Would u go down on someone who does NOT Shower for over a day?
    Me??
    NO THANK YOU

    • @littlemisseatscrispsforbre5353
      @littlemisseatscrispsforbre5353 2 месяца назад +1

      Hey hey hey I'm having food here!

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 месяца назад

      2.5 weeks of unwashed funk 🤮🤮 I wonder if he collects his 🍆 cheese like he collects his pee in bottles 🤮🤮
      Oh gods I feel nauseous 🤢🤢🤢 people like this are why I don’t like going outside where other people are 😂

    • @mrbiscuits915
      @mrbiscuits915 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂🤢

  • @CyndieAmala
    @CyndieAmala 2 месяца назад +19

    If I don't shower for a day I feel like a scuz 😂 how does he not smell himself? And does he wash his hands? I have so many questions‼️

  • @HayleysComet3
    @HayleysComet3 2 месяца назад +10

    My ex would exercise around young men at the gym thinking that he would absorb some of their testosterone pheromones. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @Texaslife98
      @Texaslife98 2 месяца назад +2

      Wtf all he would have needed to do is get hormone replacement treatment.. they literally give you hormones if you need them

  • @BunnySpaceMachine
    @BunnySpaceMachine 2 месяца назад +13

    The kiss at the end makes me feel such a high amount of cringe that I feel like I am no longer able to draw breath.

    • @Majik260
      @Majik260 2 месяца назад

      that's the pheromones' taking effect over you and soon you will be his. Forever!

  • @Mr.D83
    @Mr.D83 2 месяца назад +8

    I would like to file harassment charges for the highly inappropriate air kisses.

  • @Ktspitfire007
    @Ktspitfire007 2 месяца назад +7

    As a woman who knows other women 😂 I can say smelling clean is very attractive. Bonus point for really nice smelling cologne that's not over sprayed

  • @jimmytheweasel857
    @jimmytheweasel857 2 месяца назад +10

    “Smegma maxxing is the new wave man” - 🤓

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 месяца назад +1

      I wonder if he collects it like he collects his pee in bottles 🤢🤢🤢

    • @somerandomguy3807
      @somerandomguy3807 2 месяца назад

      🤢🤮

  • @starwarsovercome2798
    @starwarsovercome2798 2 месяца назад +4

    that kiss at the end makes me so uncomfortable 💀💀

    • @Luther_Luvin_Brad
      @Luther_Luvin_Brad Месяц назад

      I felt I needed to run. Don’t know where, just away lol. Felt like one of my panic attacks.

  • @Elriuhilu
    @Elriuhilu 2 месяца назад +3

    There's a dero who used to hang out next to the uni I went to who had been pheromone maxxing for over a decade. He had a brown crust on the exposed parts of his skin and his "pheromones" were so potent that they made you wish for a strong whiff of bin juice for relief. His hair was a single matted orb. If you took a shit on him it would make him cleaner.

  • @ldawg7117
    @ldawg7117 2 месяца назад +3

    "don't bully me." Possibly one of the very few people have ever seen who genuinely deserves it...

  • @Jan-fg5ik
    @Jan-fg5ik 2 месяца назад +17

    Easiest way to attract Woman is being Forklift certefied. thats one of the 3 things the internet thaught me Woman love

    • @VoxieumElm
      @VoxieumElm 2 месяца назад +8

      Can use a heavy vehicle without crashing. Hell yea pants dropper

    • @vergil.591
      @vergil.591 2 месяца назад

      Congrats you want a fat man trust me I used to work at the dump most the heavy operators are overweight and have health problems and mental problems I wanted to get my cdl but it wasn't worth it tbh the cost vs reward is not good I seen dude get fired after a couple years for fucking up once not worth the stress

    • @vern888
      @vern888 2 месяца назад +1

      truth 🥰🥰🥰

  • @Allie_phelps
    @Allie_phelps 2 месяца назад +8

    Oh gawd what the hell does his bed smell like? If I’m super sick and don’t shower for a day or two because I feel like I’m dying, the first thing I don’t when I’m feeling better is getting the shower and throw my sheets into the washer on a sanitize cycle and also dry them on a sanitize cycle and even throw them into my LG stand up steamer just to make sure that the germs from being sick are gone and the smell from not showering and that’s only after a day or two

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 месяца назад

      His bed probably smells like an outhouse in summer 🤢

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 2 месяца назад

      Can I smell you? 😂

  • @h.n7068
    @h.n7068 2 месяца назад +11

    I actually know someone who hadn't shower for six month but he's situation was different cause he had a bet with his uncle and yes at the class he sat at the bottom of the class far away from others because his smell was🤢

    • @mamouilletten1562
      @mamouilletten1562 2 месяца назад +6

      Bizarre bets in this family 😂

    • @Calc_Ulator
      @Calc_Ulator 2 месяца назад

      @@mamouilletten1562 For a no shower bet, that payout has to be HUGE.

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 месяца назад +3

      WTF kinda bet was that?
      “I bet you can smell so bad that you have physical wafts around you like in cartoons”

  • @mztweety1374
    @mztweety1374 2 месяца назад +2

    Not showering, definitely sends communication… that you don’t want anybody anywhere near you

  • @mileshamblen9982
    @mileshamblen9982 2 месяца назад +2

    Timestamp 1:46 Blowing a kiss like that is sexual harrasment! He is hereby CANCELED by the court of WOKENESS!

  • @RevokeRealitea
    @RevokeRealitea 2 месяца назад +12

    Jesus take the wheel

  • @Young4eva121
    @Young4eva121 2 месяца назад +2

    “Please take a shower immediately” -Oscar from Duolingo

  • @BEELZEBABE69
    @BEELZEBABE69 2 месяца назад +1

    2:32
    Bro's under his next victim's bed 💀

  • @amp.piine98
    @amp.piine98 2 месяца назад +5

    I thought he was being serious until he started saying fast food and redbull are more "potent" for your pheramones, this guy is definitely just trolling

    • @Texaslife98
      @Texaslife98 2 месяца назад

      You’d be shocked by what some people believe

  • @findot777
    @findot777 2 месяца назад +4

    They have to be ironic, they realized they had that look and decided to go all out.

  • @zeehraaa7940
    @zeehraaa7940 2 месяца назад +2

    I don't have bowel problems, I'm just shit maxxing

  • @daffadilly
    @daffadilly 2 месяца назад +2

    I used to work with a guy that didn’t bathe/shower like this. You could smell the dude from like 30 feet away. It was so bad from his clothes and general smell that we had to get management involved. And no, he wasn’t living homeless and trying to work. This kid was the son of a coworker in a different department :/ Even just his jacket hung up in the break room smelled so awful, it was terrible.

  • @rosieruiz94
    @rosieruiz94 2 месяца назад +5

    I’d rather smell like my Bath & Body Works shower gel and lotion, thank you very much. Although I can’t really smell bad body odor, I’d rather keep myself clean.

  • @strawberrysangria1474
    @strawberrysangria1474 2 месяца назад +1

    What is he trying to smell like? A warning sign? I can tell you “pheromones” will never beat sandalwood and a shower.

  • @HellenaHanbasquet
    @HellenaHanbasquet 2 месяца назад +9

    I just threw up in my mouth 🤢

    • @mamouilletten1562
      @mamouilletten1562 2 месяца назад

      I bet he does too, and he probably swallows it. 😂😂😂

  • @muncieharrisii4801
    @muncieharrisii4801 2 месяца назад +1

    I'll bet he lives in a trailer, for starters. I get that vibe just from the walls and curtain. singular. 😂

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots 2 месяца назад +2

    I would think after a while he would try something different because clearly he isn't being swarmed by the ladies like he seems to think would be the result.

  • @Oceanbird971
    @Oceanbird971 2 месяца назад +3

    As a person who's been at anime conventions and concerts i cannot fathom how badly it smells eyelashes were curling and my eyebrows almost burned off immediately i would not be with someone who smells like💩 this is funny that he's not showering this is a definite way of dying on top of hill buried 12 feet deep 😂🤮🤢

  • @JessicaFEREM
    @JessicaFEREM Месяц назад +1

    his hair is visibly greasy. he's not kidding.

  • @titovalasques
    @titovalasques 2 месяца назад +1

    Aaaw, it’s Pigpen from Peanuts!

  • @LuigiMordelAlaume
    @LuigiMordelAlaume 2 месяца назад

    2:53 "I don't shower and people are surprised"
    Health teacher: (awkwardly) "Oh.. Uh.. Really? Wow, uh.. OK that's new to me, I never would have guessed."

  • @ermac788
    @ermac788 2 месяца назад

    NEW XENOSHOT VID DROPPED💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵

  • @benjamindelarosa3827
    @benjamindelarosa3827 2 месяца назад +1

    We have a serial killer in the making

  • @louskunt9798
    @louskunt9798 2 месяца назад +1

    2:40 dude is definitely stinky. 😂😂

  • @HilbertGB
    @HilbertGB 13 дней назад

    Basically annoying someone with your presence as a way to cope with anger instead of learning to stand up for yourself.

  • @thesparkster
    @thesparkster 2 месяца назад +2

    Had a Russian Cyber Playmate who was hired for computer skills at work and she would only bathe once every week or two because that was customary where she grew up. She was drop dead gorgeous, but she would stink to high heaven when she would walk by, and not just arm pit smells, but rancid crotch smells. The smell lasted for a good 20 minutes when she passed by. It got so bad that management had to pull her into the office with HR and tell her to bathe.Her desk area needed professional cleaning to remove the smell, that would affect a dozen other cubicles in the vicinity. Those weren't pheromones that she was emitting, I'll tell you that!

    • @Psawyer555
      @Psawyer555 2 месяца назад

      Wow and that was only once a week so you know he smells worse. At least she wasn’t used to a different culture yet and that’s why she only bathed once a week

    • @thesparkster
      @thesparkster 2 месяца назад +1

      Sometimes it would be once a week to twice a month. After the first month there, things were resolved and a bunch of us became friends with her and would go out after work on Fridays. She was a legitimate Playboy Cyber Playmate of the Month and the surprising thing was that she was down to earth and very endearing and friendly. Not a pretentious or snobbish bone in her body. Oh, and yes, she was married to what could be described as a complete stud (could have been a model himself) who was also just as nice to know. When her background came out at work, some were wondering if her moral code was right for the company, but HR said that as long as she didn't blend her personal life with her business life, she was A-OK and she worked there for a good 4-5 years.

  • @A-AronGamer
    @A-AronGamer 2 месяца назад

    great Video, Keep up the good Work XD

  • @Calc_Ulator
    @Calc_Ulator 2 месяца назад +1

    7:31 look at his face, I lean to it all being real. If he won't shower, he will bottle piss (WHYYY is this a thing?)

  • @lareneandpipsqueeksully
    @lareneandpipsqueeksully 2 месяца назад +2

    I cannot stand myself if I haven’t showered, I tease my sisters the smell is not intentional and they are in other states😂😂😂!
    A shower keeps you sane❣️

  • @plicketyplunk
    @plicketyplunk 2 месяца назад

    I don't believe this for one second but i find it highly amusing😂😂

  • @A_Scanner_Lightly
    @A_Scanner_Lightly 2 месяца назад +4

    Bruh seems like he belongs on a ....list... 😒

  • @monkiesngoosies56
    @monkiesngoosies56 2 месяца назад

    Are we really gonna glide past his outrage with mom for tossing out the month old pee bottles?!!! What the actual fk 😂

  • @renatatarnawski5974
    @renatatarnawski5974 2 месяца назад +3

    Like to see him in 15 yrs

    • @chrisprescott2273
      @chrisprescott2273 2 месяца назад +2

      In 15 years hell be "unemployment maxing"

    • @sammcturk8898
      @sammcturk8898 2 месяца назад +2

      Nope that would imply someone would hire the stink bag in the first place nope just nope

    • @ClownsyHouse
      @ClownsyHouse 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm sure he'd gladly take your number

  • @muncieharrisii4801
    @muncieharrisii4801 2 месяца назад +1

    His mom made him....THAT says it all.

  • @robertsylvester3542
    @robertsylvester3542 2 месяца назад

    I thought about that pheromone stuff many times, usually when I’m in the shower.

  • @trevorthornley8835
    @trevorthornley8835 2 месяца назад +2

    What's happened to the world?

  • @williambray4134
    @williambray4134 2 месяца назад

    Smelly maybe showered maybe once in the 18ish months he lived at City Dump Apts in Kendallville.

  • @NortheastGun
    @NortheastGun 2 месяца назад

    "What you eat makes a difference too."
    Proceeds to name foods that he likes to eat and drink.

  • @user-tg5bg2fj6d
    @user-tg5bg2fj6d Месяц назад +1

    I smelled him thru the video as soon as I turned it on 😂😂

  • @h3ll0gudbye
    @h3ll0gudbye 2 месяца назад

    So many acoustics online.

  • @azazellon
    @azazellon 2 месяца назад +1

    He looks like a baby Drake Bell but like...glasses

  • @extracokebottle3435
    @extracokebottle3435 2 месяца назад

    he sounds like a male version of my old gamestop manager

  • @Elriuhilu
    @Elriuhilu 2 месяца назад

    So I guess human pheromones smell like a marathon runner's sock left to ferment.

  • @jeanferguson9063
    @jeanferguson9063 2 месяца назад +1

    Wait are we going to ignore the peace and the kissing goodbye??? 😅

  • @SuperioRSupeRMaN-fb5uv
    @SuperioRSupeRMaN-fb5uv 2 месяца назад

    The future scares the hell outta me, what’s next?

  • @veganjem
    @veganjem 2 месяца назад +2

    If a woman did get with this stinky guy, she would get a yeast infection. Being unclean can cause a lot of health problems. There are vids on people who have gone a year without bathing.. and what happens. Its good his Mom made him bathe, she prolly couldnt stand the stench any longer.. "dont bully me" about stinking.. hmmm..

  • @mikem.9864
    @mikem.9864 2 месяца назад

    I didnt know Garth from Waynes World had a kid

  • @briezzzy.x
    @briezzzy.x 2 месяца назад

    "I'm not stinky, I'm pharamone maxxing." 🤣🤢🤮

  • @adamdrouant5330
    @adamdrouant5330 2 месяца назад +3

    He’s just a massive infection, walking around, waiting for the 1st skin break. Also, did y’all see the LOOK on the FACE of his “BEAR” seat-cover?! I bet it SMELLS like BEAR!

  • @wilmanchrty3406
    @wilmanchrty3406 2 месяца назад

    Mental health isn't cherisheed anymore...

  • @jadebotan83
    @jadebotan83 2 месяца назад +3

    Lord!!! I knew it!!! He lives with his momma. Oh gosh he had pee bottles???? He's just 🤮

  • @katz0625
    @katz0625 2 месяца назад

    So…not only am I terrified to leave my house but I’m also terrified and confused on how this is something that is ok to be mentioned at a school!! I thought it was awful that I was unable to have kids but now I’m grateful if this is the type of sh*t that is going around

  • @VanitasRue
    @VanitasRue 2 месяца назад +1

    Knew a girl in my class that didn't use soap when she showered. she had the greasiest hair and always smelled like sweaty gym socks.
    She also always had a boyfriend. Different guy once a month.

  • @milwaukeecivilian
    @milwaukeecivilian 2 месяца назад

    He keeps his "riz" in bottles.

  • @JohnPickup-CDHS-ze6qd
    @JohnPickup-CDHS-ze6qd 2 месяца назад

    My jaw keeps coming out of place and it fucking hurts so bad.
    Somebody feel sorry for me

  • @Cookieplayszy1Gaming
    @Cookieplayszy1Gaming День назад

    dumb ways to die: pheromone maxxing

  • @islandofthemind
    @islandofthemind Месяц назад +2

    Hopefully someone at his school alerts the counselors/psychologist... And Alpha/Omega thing isn't real

  • @katz0625
    @katz0625 2 месяца назад +1

    What in the jailhouse sh*t is this!!??