These "As Seen on TV" Products SUCK
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- Опубликовано: 25 июл 2020
- We bought as seen on TV products and REALLY put them to the test!
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What as seen on TV product are you guys coppin? 🤔
AM EARLY
Aids
just let me buy the 'out of stock' too
My mom once almost got me one of those things that read the Bible to you..
Love those vids
I said the joji part as a meme, we still want George on the show, Max and I both love him 😘
Hi Chad
I’m going to kiss you
Henlo Chad:)
hi chad
bye chad
Chad does the Patreon cut include the shots of your rectum? If it does I know what I'm buying today.
Bonding over Flex Tape & Booze. 💪 *sigh* nothing better than that. Cheers 🍻 ColdOnes.
POG
how is this not top comment
Pog
pog
@@vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758 they only commented recently after this Video got Uploaded.
I bet Max is really chill in Real Life cause he gets to Scream at a Camera every now and then and just let it all out, which is missing for everyone of us.
not me. i work in woodworking shop. whenever we're running equipment i'm screaming with it. i basically get paid to scream gamer words all day long.
Max: "Joji will never come on cold ones"
Chad: "Oh that's fine"
George: *slow dancing in the dark noises*
Underrated comment
Joji is like that one friend that you meet in middle school, who then ditches you in high school for the "cooler" kids.
@PromistNG he also left because he was getting stress related seizures, which really sucked.
@@anarchyfork2676 why do you all think he left. He is now known as joji for Rising88
@@reallytired6390 he left FilthyFrank. He's also not as active right now either because of his issue.
Why does the bra look so normal on Chad. This isnt even like a fat joke it just looks like a normal process of clothing I wouldn't think twice about
thinking emoji
It reminds me of chris Chan lmao
It makes him look like a home of sexual
You scrolled by Chris-chan's selfies too much back in the day and now see compression bras as normal clothing for fat men
It looks like a tank top that rolled up on his belly
Max should wear the blood pressure band as he opens children's playing cards that's a real test
Yes
You mean pokemon cards?
Id love to watch him open a pack of burning shadows after every guest they have on and watch him sober up or puke as soon as he gets a good card
@@imissironman6840 no
Yes
"I can now see, although my vision is impaired."
-Max 2020
All jokes aside I'd love to have a friendship like max and Chad have
Step 1: Go outside.
I don't really feel like putting on a womans BRUH
That part really got me. I had to pause so I wouldn't miss shit cause I was laughing so hard.
that caught me so offguard
Lol that got me too
I replayed that part so many times 😭💀
Best part lmaoo
I don't care how much he's earning, give the editor a raise.
@@reallycool5643 prezoh and twomad are like interracial twins. They both have the same exact editing style.
@@Sykohsis No, here I can actually comprehend what's happening
^^^^^^
@@Sykohsis twomad has such shit editing prezoh is 100X better
@really cool bro Samsa is fire
7:46 the sound quality 👌
7:46 "Hi guys, welcome to Cold Ones, Bruh, Hey, look at Golden Ramsey, he's a dragon."
Edit after 11 months, this is a translation to 7:46
Fr?
max just radiates chaos while chad just radiates immaturity
the perfect couple
nah other way around
Now this is pog
You must never seen max's pokemon channel. He's quite immature as well.
What’s with brain dead kids talking about “chaos energy” and shit for the last month? Did they just discover the chart from 12 years ago that says “chaotic neutral” and all that shit? It’s corny every time because they are so late to that tumblr garbage.
better than dumb and dumber or bill and ted
"We have to charge our Bible."
The idea of charging a bible is just super funny to me.
Didn't they cause the dark ages repressing electrical technology for 200 years?
@@ChaosBW also rampant pedophilia
Bibles been changed hella times most noticeably by king James which is the bible most Americans have
also "shut the fuck up god" 8:42
Gamers on the Christian server be like
9:54 Lets all take a moment and enjoy the memories they had with Filthyfrank and Idubbbz when Chad got the Pewdiepie tattoo.
He also has Ian's face on his ass and a pink guy tattoo if my memory is correct
the editor was fucking KILLING it on this!! 8:02: "I don't really want to put on a women's 'BRUH'" was genius, shit had me rolling haha.
Just when you think these guys peaked in the filthy frank Era...
They should add another co-host
I'm thinking Danny Devito
this video heavily reminds me of old cowchop
@@robindsouza1880 someone needs to hire you.
Mr Ttripz lol
I would say they did, but only because youtube as a whole has gone massively downhill since then. They’re still just as funny in a different way though.
Chad looks like an enhanced version of boss baby
_The CHAD baby_
So that's what happened after the movie
i have no idea what you're on about but i cant just not like a comment this classic. congratulations! good job!
the president baby
He does lmao
I don't know why but the line "Is the BIble Charged" broke me. Hilarious.
8:29 "Is the bible charged?" never heard that phrase before lmao
I think their Patreon is the only one that truly gives people what they pay for.
i wish they did not need to put evreything ingteresting on patreon
@@shax0002 the video would just get taken down if they showed chads asshole lmao
I mean RUclips doesn't cost anything so I feel like thats cap
@@sassbeats the videos they make for you to watch arent tho, buying all this shit for vids has costs, a lot of the patreon money goes to buying all the video material
And dankpod too
Joji is like that one best friend who moves away and you never see him again
boi why must hurt us that way... i think he will come on cold ones sometime tho
When we needed him the most he vanished
@@tp4883 highly unlikely.
@@AaronKaiMCDNLD Why?
8:40 "lets smoke the fuck outta the green herb" "shut the fuck up god" "throw it bin, i dont wanna hear this shit anymore!" .... "nooo thats blasphemous"
8:05 I remember the swerve ball. It had instructions on finger placement and how to throw in order to teach how to throw a swerve ball on a real baseball.
Best Quotes:
“I’m a Teletubbie”
“Is the Bible Charged?”
Spot on
“It’s Corrupt Ramsey”
smoke the green herbs
Finally center text
@@digital.star_8956 "the final boss of the kitchen"
"i don't feel like putting on a womans BRUH"
-Chad
But what about putting on a man's bra? 🤔🤔
"It's the number one cause of heart attacks and strokes" .. "Then why are we putting it on!"
I don't know why but that fucking killed me
The shamwow works like any microfiber towel, if you saturate it it will drip and you're not supposed to be able to strain it back to bone dry, just enough to absorb more.
I've got a big microfiber camping towel and from experience that will dry a wet flannel or swimming shorts if rolled inside, or when I got my boots soaked through in water on a walk the microfiber towel inside the boots (rolled and each end shoved in a boot) it dried them enough to be wearable in the morning
Products not working is 50% a design issue and 50% a consumer issue. There's a reason Silica Gel has "Do not Eat" on it.
Max is the whole vid saying chaotic ideas and Chad is just like “ok, let’s do it”
Chad just casually saying to everything we should put it in my ass 😂
yeah the whole show is like jackass
@@papabeer1001 He said it once, but Prezoh edited the vid to make it seem like he said it multiple times.
Max: Joji will never come on cold ones
Chad: *Oh* *that's* *fine*
_...*silently_ _bruhs_ _inside_
When did he say that lol
@@gnietonieto9475 5:55
He died inside at that point 😞
Why does he not like him
Bob Smith it was a joke ,the whole gang are best friends
whens tobuscus coming on the podcast?
didn't he get accused of abuse and/or pedophilia?
@@incog0956 it was fake
@@incog0956 it was fake but the damage was already done, nice to see he hasn’t given up despite his channels being a foot in the grave
@@incog0956 yea but im not sure if that was true or not because there wasnt valid proof last time i checked
I heard a bunch of stories from youtubers about hom going coked up to meetups and parties and shit and just being a gigantic asshole. One time he whipped his dick out in front of some women. Seems reasonable he assaulted someone
Dude I can’t watch you guys when I wake up if I want to go back to bed. You guys make me laugh so much. Now I’m fully awake damn it! No bs was awesome video. Funny as hell. I got to sign up now for the patron to see what happened with that lizard camera 😆
There's something about max's voice and accent that makes everything he say funny idk what and why.
Every word that comes out of his mouth becomes a fucking meme, I love it
There's a bit of inflection and demeanor behind what he's saying, Max is just too funny!!
aussies are just like that lol
it has so much bass to it.
I know exactly what you mean yet I can’t explain it
“Im a teletubby”
-Chad
Change your comment to something weird. Like "Trump's trumpet" or something like that
dude, bro, the way he said that and turned with a jiggle was kinda cute ngl guess im gay idk no homo
Fsd Dsd beer is presentation and the food is here good food and weewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(Text was randomly generated by apple)
For the sun
Damn. I’m really loving all the edits, all the editing on this video. Great job. Incredible. I love it and you.
And also you to a lesser extent dear reader.
I have those lights switches in my camper, very useful
I never wanted to join anyone's patreon this badly.
I just bought it funniest shit ever
@@james_big_balla3002 do they do the thing with the cam tho
@@james_big_balla3002 yeah do they
Elf king they only show is butthole cause chad doesn’t want to do it but later in the vid at the end chat gets butt ass naked and stand on the workout machine
Sjsjs Wejwjje they only show is butthole cause chad doesn’t want to do it but later in the vid at the end chat gets butt ass naked and stand on the workout machine
The "We need him for a video" Gave me PTSD to Deadly Twister 2
instead of filthyfrank starring in Deadly Twister, it's just Joji
Angry Ian still gives me shivers
@@figureLP09 angry ian is that one quiet friend who suddenly blow up in the middle of a class
11:28 with that THPS Special Sound Drop!
The editing is just fantastic I LOVE IT
“Joji will never come on cold ones” That made me kinda sad honestly
It made us all sad :(
@Pablo Can you elaborate on the issues he has with his label?
Nikis got joji wrapped around her fingers
Pablo
Where can I sign up for that?
@@yokappa6958 what happened?
My grandfather is absolutely obsessed with those light switch things. He has them pasted all around his house lmao
I have been rewatching all of these the past 2 days and it's giving me another reason. Thanks y'alls
the chill music at the end is just perfect
I really love max and chad.
In a gay way
Simp
Same
B I G G A Y
same here Crackmonkey
Tweet by Chad - "I said the joji meme as a joke, we still want to try get George on after the world returns to normal, he holds a special place in my heart and I'm sure Max feels the same way about him ❤️"
Joji turned into a super serious emo kid.
He wouldn't be interesting anymore
@@disciple2742 says the most boring basic person
Love playin those videos at full volume to penetrate my ears with max' angellike voice, especially when he introduces the product
Fun fact, the guy at 4:58 is my dad. Not a porn actor, actual real life nurse lol. Goddamn this is trippy seeing him on a youtube vid in 2020
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🧢🧢🧢🧢
"Joji will never come on cold ones" "oh thats fine" CRITICAL HIT TO MY HEART.
pain.
@Orion Rodriguez why did he just ditch them? Surely he can continue a music career and hang out with his friends.
@@toogaytolift9176 the vibe i'm getting from him is that he's trying to distance himself from FFrank as much as possible
@@toogaytolift9176 he is still hanging out with them lol not as often as before though
Check the comment chad left. He was kidding
I got my, “We love money” shirt yesterday and I couldn’t be any more pleased. I love you guys! ❤️
Das gay
@@robindsouza1880 you're not funny
@@freaxx666 then why is your mom laughing?
Robin D'Souza bro don’t listen to him I thought that was pretty funny
@@StupidCuntOnRUclips Thanks bro. I wasn't ever going to recover from that "you're not funny"
I find it so funny when max screams his words lmao
Don’t know how this channel showed up in my feed but I’m happy about it.
Can we get a shirt of Chad saying “I’m a teletubby”
you should give that idea to Meatcanyon on his live streams. I think he'd make chad look funny as hell.
"joji will never come on cold ones" CRYING 😭
Max said it’ll make him mad which means he could but chad just is a hater
@@alexchapman6264 nah bruh chad said in the comments that was a meme
They've said before he will come on when he comes on tour to australia
Just found this channel and I’m in love with CHAD Australia here I come 🥰🥰🥰
You guys made me laugh so hard! 😂
Especially at the last bit 👌
Chad and max are some of the few people how stil make me genuinely make me laugh. I hope they can be my 2 gay dads
thats how ill call him from now on
Honestly though they're probably the only 'youtubers' that make me genuinely laugh aloud involuntarily. There's plenty of stuff I watch that makes me smile or that's entertaining but Cold Ones is the only thing I watch that makes me cackle at 3am to the point that I've woken up my flatmate. Trying to hold the laughter in and it just escaping from me anyway is such a rare and good feeling, not much of that around these days.
we bunny pfp duos
@@cinderstheace4094 brudda
The way Chad blinks and lightly smiles after he says "shove it up my ass" is killin' me
Deez: "Ew, it smells disgusting!"
*literally made it soak up beer a few minutes ago*
1:40 “thats a fresh one with just water”
They didn't even know that you need to dampen them first, too haha
80/50 BP: Green 🥳
If you were in hospital, that would be a code blue 😂
That was my thought to. 😅
Max is one of the few youtubers who successfully manages to be more funny the more he screams.
"Max has gone and taken all the Patreon money"
Is my favourite and potentially accurate out of context line.
(Potentiality accurate because how else can he get so many Pokemon goods?)
7:40 surprising, you can hear this better with headphones. wish I knew this a goddamn year ago lmao
Thank god that's the case, thought either my ears or my speakers were broken lol, thx!
I love it when Max does a little jig
I'm willing to pay $500 for an exact replica of a mini Chad as seen on the thumbnail.
Like, a plush... Or clone?
A plastic figure with a rubber belly so you can flick it.
They should sell a shirt with mini Chad on it
Who says they need a guest for every episode this here is quality content boys
This isnt the pod though, just extra content, i will agree they are killing it with these types of vids.
The editing is always top tier
Love these videos! How does this not have a million?
Chad: I don't really feel like putting on a women's BRUH 08:02
Max’s voice actually got serious for a moment when he was telling Chad not to throw away the Bible
He isn’t as degenerate as chad good for him
Sean Kaatz big facts
melvin did you learn a new word tell that one to your mommy
So?
@Sun Tzu xd
I just am addicted to the cold ones now!
6:06 sounds like those davinci guys
I just got my Cucumber Joe shirt yesterday I'm proud to support my favorite gay RUclips couple!
“Strong Ones is a superior talk show” hahahaHAHAHAHA
That special trick sound always hits home.
Bro the head switch at the beginning got me, I was just thinking that something is so off lol
When the muscular man in the bra bent over and spread his cheeks, that's when I knew I had to sub and hit the bell.
"We gotta charge our bible" never thought i was going to hear that sentence
I seriously have laughed so much catching up on these videos.
I have a super bright switch and i love it
Everyone always asking about having joji on the podcast but what are idubbbz; Idubbbz makes lit music.
I really love max and chad in a non-gay way.
No, in a gay way
I love how chaotic cold ones episodes are
this channel has flawless editing
We need a restock of everything on cool shirtz I’m struggling to buy anything😞
I'm struggling to pay rent
You’re struggling to DEJI
StrangerOf The206 Nah thats ksi wdym?
Live action Kanye west REALITY they all look alike....
The British people
StrangerOf The206 OMG YOUR SUCH A RACIST IM GONNA REPORT YOU TO SUSAN WASJSHAHIKI SMH SMH SMH 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
5:54 joji will never come on cold ones 😭😭
i think my favorite thing to do is to sit down, enjoy a beer and watch your vids. theyre fucking hilarious! fuckin love you guys
These are the only videos that bring me joy anymore
You know you can actually get directional audio amplifiers and microphones where you can actually send audio with PIN point accuracy to a single person out of a crowd it's actually crazy!
"Joji will never come on Cold Ones"
That sure was a funny jokes max hahaha
*cries*
the way max yells ''QUICK!!!'' at chad with the flex seal tape 🤣
I actually got a Shamwow back in the day, it was just a shammy towel with branding on it
"joji will never do cold ones"
Is it possible to depression vomit tears?
I love when max hears something completely reasonable and his reaction is just slightly offended
We need more of these
The shamwow was supposed to be damp when you were using it to wipe up the beer apparently.
Seeing chad and max sitting in each other’s spots are messing with my head GO BACKKKKKK
I read this in Mordecai's voice. Thank you.
What we do here is go back.
Honestly was so happy to see this video up, its so nice to come home at night and watch these absolute legends having so much fun
10:08 make your tramp stamp classy and shiny