These Companies Are Stealing Our Merch (So We Bought It)
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2020
- These Stores stole our Merch Design... so we gave them money?
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GIVE US YOUR SOULS!
🥒 GET THE JOE PIN : shirtz.cool/joepin
♿️ GET THE JOE SHIRT: shirtz.cool/products/joe-tee
Kinky
Does it come with rope and a mug?
You should make cucumber joe wheelchair rims
i bought a cutlery apple shirt and its now the nicest and dumbest thing i own.
props on the quality tho boys! fit is nice as well
Lemme get a bootleg tho
Imagine being an 8 year old child working in a sweat shop on 5 cents an hour and you are told to make a Cucumber Joe bootleg dog bandana
HAHAHAHAHAHA
legit tho bruhh
5 cents/hour? Thats way too generous
XOTWOD
@@sodiumqueen more like 5 cents a day and a beating every time cucumber Richard is accidentally printed
wow didn't even link the companies so we can't support piracy :(
@annie's big day 😳
the funny has left
These double standards amirite
@@mcpickles9319 I dislike minorities
Most of it seems to be from RedBubble
imagine your whole wardrobe being just different variations of cucumber joe tshirts
Bec yes
Bec yes
Bec yes
ya
soulless delete your coment
every cold ones video: "Do you remember buying that?" "No."
The less they remember the better
kinda makes it funnier
I can't believe people are making counterfeit Cold Ones merch.
Like it isn't scuffed enough
Its probably mostly bots
William bots are designing and producing clothing nowadays? Crazy world
@@itzwoody1649 yeah, check out r/TargetedShirts on Reddit, lots of crappy bot designed shirts.
@@itzwoody1649 yes lol that's a real thing
Just imagine being the original artist max and chad hired and now youre seeing random knock offs of what was probably the dumbest design you’ve been commissioned to do.
The worst part is those knockoff people probably didn't know Cold Ones, late alone the original Fiverr artist. So the dude probably hella confused as to why these knockoffs that looks awfully similar to one of your comissions just exploded
that:´s so funny
I don't ever want to hear "cucumber" and "joe" in a sentence together after all of this.
Ok ellen
Ok ellen
Ok ellen
Ok ellen
Hey, you want some cucumber, joe?
The idea that someone somewhere probably ordered memorial pictures for their dogs and instead got "I am Joe Cucumber" made me almost throw up laughing.
I like how a rip off of pickle Rick has rip offs itself.
Bootlegception.
5:34 That transition made me change my pants
So good
It actually starts in 5:17
same
this is the best edit work I have ever seen in a youtube video
You know what song that plays before it?
I’m a little late to the vid on account of me being busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison
what’s that a reference to, it’s gonna bother me now lol
@@smokeyjoe291 ask your parents to explain the joke
@@lightmorrison5404 i got the joke, i just forgot that it was a reference to this video lol
@@smokeyjoe291 more like dopey joe
Hands down the best time-passing transition I’ve ever seen.
Most people: THEY STOLE MY PRODUCT. IM GONNAAAAA SUEEE THEM
Chad and max: MMMMM CONTENT
Thought the same thing 😂
Eddy burback
@Blushi The Sushi idc where they got it from, point is. They're taking something they could've been dicks about, and flipping it. It doesn't matter who did it first, they have their own style and taste just like mark
it’s cucumber joe
I don't think they can sue
I like how they just don't remember what they ordered
it's been 6 months for them, I'd forget some of the stuff too, especially that they probably ordered some stuff during this time too
Redbubble takes ages to deliver
@@jakubr2769 Plus their brains are all fucky due to all the alcohol and drugs
@@jakubr2769 Cucumber Joe only dropped 3 and a bit months ago. Assuming they filmed this video say a week after that, then it took 2 weeks to edit and upload - it was MAX 2.5 months between the 2 halves of the video.
dementia sucks bro
that bottle transition was the best fkn editing i've ever damn seen.
All other youtubers: “I can’t say this word because I’ll get demonetized :(“
Max and Chad all in one video: “penis, aids, isis, corona virus, fuck” all while throwing knives and clearly drinking alcohol.
It’s amazing this channel is still around, and I’m going to enjoy every minute of it.
I like how when they put on all the t-shirts at once Max was the only one who looked fatter.
Top Text: I'm Chungus Max
Bottom Text: I'm Chungus Max
When he got up I thought it was chad for a sec
at 13:48
@@NeoAya
I'm chungus max
Bottom text
@@ihaveadegreeinmemes6377 what's up doc? I have AIDS.
Just in time to for me to lose some braincells while I dine.
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record RUclips videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear fif
@@AxxLAfriku did anybody ask?
Love the icon fiftyk is a legend
exactly
Their editor is actually soo good. Very under rated. Hope he gets a lot of credit. All the videos editing impressed me.
Ah yes, the look of disbelief when Max realizes after decades of opening children's cardboard he's gained some strength in his muscles.
I like how Max is continuing his breakfast intro on cold ones too
Orange juice
Lay's Green Onion crisps
Beans
fried egg
fried egg
@@xwkshfrajerze1083 waffles
Literally put on the cucumber Joe shirt this morning. Great coincidence.
I’m wearing it now lol
Same
Same shit is some of the best merch I’ve ever bought
simp
U wear that in public?
When you realize Cold Ones have filmed most of their vids months in advance.
Imagine going to the thrift store and seeing an entire isle dedicated to black cucumber joe tshirts💀
i feel so bad for the sweatshop workers who get 12 cents a day to make bootleg "cucumber Joe" merch
12 cents?? Thats waayyy to generous, more like 12 cents a year ☠️☠️
Cucumber joe is probably one of the greatest ideas I’ve ever seen
funniest shit ive ever seen
that’s sad
Esteban Salcedo nah cucumber joe is this generations Jesus
steel joe from american dad and cucumber from Rick and morty. SO ORIGINAL
alt green I know right!? Best idea ever! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
3:47 yo props to the editor for making the model frown
Max here: *$1400 AUD!?!?*
Max now, spending $5,000 AUD on a king Bach animation: *ONLY A SPOONFUL CHAD*
5:36 that transition tho
You might as well give Scott a mic at this point.
no
oh my lord, i’m gassed and just got so deep into that transition... it was amazing
The maxmoefoe food lore has expanded to cold ones
"I'm Cucumber Joe!" Literally a fucking lettuce
Chad just pronounced UNICEF as "UNIKEF", wtf Chad
Chad has proven that he's worthy of the name Chad
UniCHEF
@Cara M bet me to it hahaha
5:15 omg that zelda link to the past sound took me back, also best scene on youtube in any video, just a moment of peace and silence in this f up world. Thx Max
loved that editing with the bottle transition
2:58 I love how some are so far removed they became "I'm joe"
i havent bursted out laughing in a while.. when the orders got mixed up and u said someone got a cucumber joe thing i died lmfao
max and chad getting mad about stolen designs when they stole the designs from a mashup of 2 pop culture references is funny to me
Everyone..... we need to share as many videos as we can, this channel deserves to get all the attention and millions of views each video. This is one of the best channels on RUclips.
Max be like: "nau Chad, pout that doun"
You gave me a fucking heart attack
B0ss
@@CompactRisk read "" at loud
can we get an aubergine joe
aubergine meg
auberjoe
Aubergina
Aubergine Peter
Aubergeter
What an amazing birthday gift- thank you boys for this blessing.
I personally believe this editing is second to none, keep it up boys.
11:02 I flinched at that😂
I want joji spoon version of the shirt!!
11:02 IM WHEEZING the editing is so good I always get caught off guard 😂😂
This was hilarious. Much love to the whole cold ones team!
Imagine you paid a premium for some nice large dog stickers to decorate your room, you're really looking forward to it and when it finally arrives you instead get a massive sticker saying: "I'm joe cucumber" on it
"We're gonna include these bootleg shirts in random orders"
*rips a bootleg shirt and hoodie in half*
69 ur welcome
Idk how ima face another day, max really flexed the entire cucumber joe suit. I'll never be able to live up to those standards
Your videos are even more better when I’m trying with you guys lol 😂
I’m feeling the vibe 🍺
we all relate to the "flakey parts in our washing machine" been there
Literally just bought heaps of your cool shirtz clothes. Finally got the Dead Cool Jacket.
still no fluffy jacket :(
Cool story bro
I read this in an Australian accent and I don't know why, i guess I just assume your Australian because you said "heaps" in a sentence
The editing of that bottle scene was superb!
drinking with you boys brings me great joy, keep being amazing
5:16 -easily the best transition edit I’ve ever seen on a video
5:36 That Link to the Past dark world transition sound effect... I felt that...
Oh my god dude holy fucking shit thank you I was going Insane because I couldn’t find where that was from because it was so familiar. But now I know where I knew it was from
gotta love the teleportation sound effect from link to the past at 5:37
The intensity and energy in which max says sausage roll is inspiring to me
AHHHH FINALLY ANOTHER COLD ONES VIDEO!!!!!
I'm dyslexic, so I'm waiting for the official "I'm JUCUMBER COE" merch.
Hey crabman
@@SLVGGER-ym9bw Hey Joe
I swear, I was just in shower thinking to myself "It's been a while since Cold Ones uploaded a vid" and then I come out & see this...
Papa Bless you guys :)
I like how if you click on Max’s solo channel link in the description it takes you to some bloke who is teaching you how to download cydia.
“Ay it’s me counterfeit zucchini Charlie!” 🥒👍 13:14 I don’t think that would be the best idea now.
5:20
Legend has it that bottles still spinning to this day
Best transition so far with the bottle keep it up
Just the thought of someone ordering some dog art piece and getting “I’m joe cucumber” sticker had me in tears
I have just got to say, COLD ONES EDITS ARE GOD-TIER!
I find it class that you guys review t-shirts sent from all over the world costing crazy money! When there's a t-shirt printing studio next door. 4D chess boys 4D chess played very well I like it!
this editing is truly magical
That transition with the empty bottle was god tier
ABOUT FUCKING TIME I CAN LITERALLY REHEARSE YOU EVERY SINGLE VID OF COLD ONES BY NOW LMAO BRING MORE UPLOADS GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME MORE CONTENT
The transitions are soooooo good. Genius, who created them.
Frickin hell! Finally! thank you for the upload!!
Middle text: Thicc Max
I would like more bootleg merch for more expensive prices.
Gex in the background is such a good detail
5:45 editor of the year award, shit has gotten WAY better since the start of cold ones
broke: suing the people who knock off your merchandise
*_woke: buying the bootleg merchandise_*
"Has to be the worst pirate I've ever seen."
I just ordered my shirt at 6:27am here in Los Angeles CA. I need that Cucumber Richard!
@2:30 gex entering the geeiko is the game demo playing in the background tv
1:03 damn that's a supra
13:59 Unlike Max, Chad was sadly only wearing one shirt at the time of this recording... and was hospitalized shortly afterwards.
Best entertainment on youtube period. Watched all the ads 😘😘
No idea how this showed up in my suggested but I love this channel.
So nice of Chad to order clothes for the homeless man and open them together once it arrives. A true man of kindness
I haven't laughed this much in a while, cheers lads
Straight up greatnesses 👍
That bottle twirling edit...
*chef's kiss*
For my 21st birthday yesterday, I got 6 cold ones coolshirtz from my girlfriend; i think i am going to marry this woman someday
thank you chad & max
That's lit
HAHA YES
shes a fuckin keeper mate
"Technoblade was always better"
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Everywhere on RUclips, you will see sun tzu comments
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
"you commented on the wrong video"
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@@thelemonman6807 I know, i just scrolled down the comments and saw a Sun Tzu comment
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@@OfficialCharles you lost your chance. I thought you were gonna Rick roll us
6:12 i love chad fixing max's hat
5:20
"thats it, the power of the Golden rectangle! The infinite spin energy"
Haha jojo meme I laugh
ay i want a t-shirt that says “not JOE cucumber”
I feel like “cucumber richard” is more of a play on pickle rick than a rip off of cucumber joe. 🤷♂️
The editing is so good
5:18 favorite part of the video. Alluring music. Good editing. Alluring female shows up on screen. The sense of tension. This is perfection.
Do you know the name of the song that plays