Paying the MOST EXPENSIVE Designers on Fiverr to Make Dumb Shirts (Then Selling Them)
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- Опубликовано: 11 май 2020
- PAYING T HE MOST EXPENSIVE DESIGNERS ON FIVVER TO MAKE US DUMB SHIRTS!!! You won't believe the results....
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CUCUMBER JOE & The Money Tee are currently UNLIMITED.
Thank you 😊
COLD ONES SPOON 🤔🤔😳😳
I already bought MechaMoeFoe and the Big Nut Bundle
spoon
fork
Fat wet spoon
to think, we've moved on from stolen clipart, to have artists put their actual talents into shitpost t-shirts
This comment was completely necessary
@@sneezymeliodas6073 I agree with this guy
@@biIIybob858 I also agree with this guy
@@samuel5040 I also agree with this guy.
Love this talkshow
I hate to say it but I am now the proud owner of a Cucumber Joe t-shirt...
Same
Ditto hahagaga
Bro I bought it so quickly when I saw it, we Eskimos bros now
Lol same here
Magnus guilty
Left a comment but too lazy to find it. I bought the “cucumber joe” one and the money one. Got an email from them today and thought fuck I’m not gonna get a shirt Cus it was very long and was apologising. Turns out so many ppl bought the joe shirt that they couldn’t keep up with supply. Got 20$ voucher and shirt will be late but I’ll get it. Got nothing but positive things to say about customer service, So much so that I wanted to leave a comment. It’s a minor inconvenience and I got almost an essay saying how sorry they were as if they’d accidentally killed my parents. Im all for supporting a company that values customers like that.
Edit: so I got the shirt couple weeks ago. Or months. Fucking sexy ass shirts.
I would like your comment but you’re on 69 likes and I can’t bring myself to ruin it
@@maxosmond6860 we're past 69 its 420 time bby
i bought mine the day the video came out and yesterday i got an email it has been shipped out lol but its all the way in Australia + covid delay so it make sense
I had the same experience when I bought the big nut shirt ages ago, there was a shipping delay and not only did they apologise profusely, they included a little print saying something along the lines of 'we fucked up, here's your big nut!' in the package. Good on ya, Shirtz with a z dot cool.
yeah my shirt came yesterday’s till wearing it
I could swear you guys would name it “Cripple Rick”
Or Cripple Rickle
But its not rick, its Joe
Joe the Crippled Pickle
@@SlyHikari03 I love you
@@Calilou52 😐
Definitely looking forward to Zucchini Homer when you guys do episode 3
shutup duck
Yes
Eggplant Squidward though
Ducker
God I hope they see this and do Zuccini Homer
So this is what my Patreon money is going towards, and I couldn’t be happier
slight flex
A fellow Mars Spider, I see
No it goes to all there beer 🤣🤣
hi david bowie
Is that the fake David Bowie
I've convinced my parents that cucumber joe was a skating brand
ha
yandhi
I love the way Chad has an emphasis on some words like money. It makes him sound like a small toddler that got drunk
This is so true 😂
The cucumber joe shirt would be hella clean on a hoodie.
I feel like the design would look cleaner if it was on the top right corner like the yellow one, instead of being in the middle of the shirt.
y’all whack
Current I agree they seem to be moving forcefully which a sharp blow
drxzt im sick of pocket tees BRo
Current no they are normies
Chad falls off chair, and looks like he's having a stroke.
Max: SUSAN SHOOTING UP HEROIN IN THE THE ALLEY
Soothing heroin 🥴
someboy love or sub me !
@@jimimo6674 no why the fuck would anyone sub to you
Gerard Cowan idk
@@jimimo6674 I subbed because I fell under you're spell Jim inyouropinion
The way Chad straight up fell out of the chair and no one acknowledged it.
ikr🤣🤣🤣
As something of a graphic designer myself, the Give Us Money one is legitimately one of my favourite designs for any youtuber merch, hands down.
should I value your opinion more now that you stated you're somewhat of a graphic designer?
@@MrCraftynl yeah
@@MrCraftynl I mean, you don't 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to... just thought it was relevant.
MrCraftynl yeah you should “MrCrafty”
Lily Frey fellow artist wassap
Can’t wait to wear the “I’m Cucumber Joe Shirt” in public. I’m sure that will be easy to explain.
You’ll have to explain “so there’s this pickle”
Basically these two Aussie guys got drunk and ordered a pickle Rick shirt on fiver but thing is it’s not rick nor is it a pickle, as you can see they ended at cucumber joe
I would like this comment, but the like count is at 69, and I cannot bring myself to defile the sacred number.
i saw it and impuse bought it
Dacaisen J funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Cold ones is the best channel on RUclips, and that’s just a fact
thats an opinion....majority wins pewdiepie has 100M+ people that votes and agrees that he is the best and this channel has......no hate tho
@@akio5291 i mean,it doesnt mean he is the best if he has 100m+ subs
@@Choyba well majority wins always....even in politics or here
@@akio5291 dude has the right to state his opinion
@@akio5291 you shut the fuck up
This video singlehandedly gave me and my brother Tourette’s it’s been about 3 days and the only form of communication we have had is repeating the exact same phrases over again in a scuffed joe Swanson accent. it started with “ hey peter I turned myself into a cucumber peter, I’m cucumber joe.” Then we started doing this one “ hey peter can I borrow your lawnmower” and finally this one “yeah I’m a gamer, how could you tell”. I’ve probably heard the words “hey peter” at least 5000 times by now easily. This is ruining my family.
My buddy and I also caught the virus... “Hey Peter” at work all day, every day. Random “I’m cucumber joe!” at any given moment. Also, the classic “BRUH” as a question, a response, or a random statement. “Top text” or “bottom text” or “honk if you’re gaming” with no end in sight.
Get well soon.
LEG.
5000? Rookie numbers.
@kakboi6688846993 just turned 18 a month ago and this reply lowered my self esteem. thanks.
@@BananaPenguin420 😂😂
poggers
I love how Chad is borderline illiterate but is the first in the room to correctly spell "niche"
Unlike Rick, Joe didn't even had to turn himself into a pickle, as he has already been a vegetable. Brilliant vid, as always
thats why its perfect
Cucumber is a fruit.
I love you
Good one, although Joe is actually a cucumber in their depiction. Even if Joe were a pickle, he would have needed to be immersed in vinegar first
@Gustav 123 Joe already being a pickle would've changed nothing
Cannot even imagine how quickly the wide neck bois sold out.
TheRyanellwood not quickly at all. I checked 3 or so hours later and they were still there. I wouldn’t buy them because It’s not completely obvious who they are and that I’m making fun of them to a passer buy.
Sold out at 11 hours
Nega hahaha I enjoy the fact that you didn’t buy it because the regular person wouldn’t know you’re making fun of the wide neck bois. Very goog
@@Pontificate yeah that shirt is too niche.... the others are super mainstream tho /s
tommangan7 I could probably explain cucumber Joe waving my hands around yelling for 15 minutes and get a laugh out of who I’m explaining it to, but wide neck boys I would have to have a cork board of photos and newspaper clippings and a tin foil hat to even start my explanation.
10:01 "90's theme .. donkey 64" I am a broken man
gunpoint
Personally, I think you should have gotten a shirt with a lil egg with glasses, would've been a funny lil guy
Nice profile pic
@@ezioauditore3976 Thanks bro
@@ezioauditore3976phenomenal
Chad is a mysterious creature, he's so confident about his body but the second max mentioned his neck he got shy about it
@Yuukon Mesa what are you saying then?
Hello JK it was covered in hickeys lol
you know Chad is an absolute Chad. He is faking being sky about the hickeys
He's shy about the hickeys because they came from men
ngl im pretty sure its just fuked acne bro
Hey Peter, turn the wheelchair around the payoff os huge! I turned myself into a Cucumber Peter. I'm Cucumber Joe.
and then the secondary character turned himself into a cucumber,
I just bought the shirt lol
Phantomation Fuck
"Top Text says Bottom Text" is the best pun of the decade
"I spelled bought like Bort"
"Yeah like Bort from the simpsons."
We can’t ignore all of chads hickeys because he’s called chad for a reason
He's dating one of the hottest fucking models too. Edit: her name is Stefania Ferrario
those are hickeys? it looks like skin cancer
edit : yeah, it could be a reaction to all of the random shit he smoked out of that pickle rick crack pipe
they're probably rashes from the chinese herbs
Looks like herpes
@@TheSweetestCurse she aint "one of the hottest fucking models" mate
Had to cop that cucumber joe shirt
Same still has not arrived tho!
what are you doing here?
LMAO
Bruh
wait what ur a cop bro
9:26 “it looks goog”
I’ve got to give props to my man chad I don’t know if many others noticed and quite frankly could care less if they did but I like to see you can do that squat now and is genuine growth you wouldn’t normally expect to see on this platform much love
Could he actually not bend his knees and get back up before
That's wholesome as fuck.
I’m so annoyed that the woman shirt is already sold out, I actually really wanted it
ya grill yike why?
Its not sold out wdym
@@harrisons62 Why not?
If you look at their actual pages both it and the Sand Witch shirt have been sold out in all sizes except extra small for at least 4 hours now.
ikrr same haha
Their videos make me feel like English isn’t my first language.
"90's theme ... donkey 64" will be my grad quote
Revisiting this vid and wondering which one of them came up with Cucumber Joe, overjoyed to see it was a joint effort 😊
*Make a shirt that just says "90's theme ... Donkey 64"*
I’d buy it
That was seriously my favorite line of this whole video
YES
Timestamp pls
Should have just called the video, "Honk if you're gaming part two."
Bruh the shirt sold out in an hour :(
hi boi sub me to!
When he said "they all have something in common..." I was so confused until I remembered it was old. god the carson shirt aged like fine wine.
Why, is Carson thin now or something
Ngl, the semi truck gaming shirt actually looks like it’s good quality and the person who made it was actually talented
They've become Mr Beast, if Mr. Beast had a crippling alcohol addiction
He might have
MechaKnight479 blasphemy
😂😂😂😂
whereas the actual mr beast just has crohns
And crack
After all this time, it's still weird to see these guys act like they didn't hit each other with belts and melons.
Bonifác Korda what video was that again
@@narwhalguy3829 Deadly Twister series
@@narwhalguy3829 they also hit each other with melons in the Gentlemans Guide
You act like they make high brow investing in stock help videos now. It's still the same shit just a different vein.
In Australia, all that does is strengthen the bonds between men.
9:25 “It looks goog, get thag,” this shit had me cracking up for no reason
for anyone curious about the song in the intro its called "world 8" from super Mario 3dworld
I really wanted the “Honk if you’re gaming” v2 shirt, and the Necktrio ones. Well crap - guess I’ll just stick with Cucumber Joe and Glazed Ham.
I ended up getting the same ones
Newspice vaatividya probably makes some of the best merch
I'm suprised the cucumber joe shirt still isn't sold out. Wanted to get the honk if you're gaming one too but I would probably never actually wear it anyways
@@Robert-fc9xz they made unlimited cucumber joes
Cerwyn they’re on a 4 week preorder
i cried for a solid minute over the witch one Im buying it now
I love how you pfp is just. Mike and Ike.
I almost suffocated from laughter at the "Honk if you're gaming" V2 shirt.
“This is for my dying brother”
You guys and this video in particular (idk if i said it right) are saving mr now that i am at my lowest. Thank you so much
Chad falling over looks like an elderly woman who has fallen and can’t get up
yes thank you alexatyatuati
Thank you , mr. @@lukehull5556
@@lukehull5556 No problem Luke Hull
I was legit sad seeing him on the ground like a turtle who's been knocked upside down and is trying to flip itself over XD
Your comment literally gave me flashbacks to those LifeAlert commercials
I just can’t get over how phenomenal their set is
I’m gay
@@BoolyK my dog is gay
GTFO do you have proof???
@@DonaldBiden Nice
Senor Genaro Yes
I found the last shirt at a value village this summer!
Chad: this is for my dying brother
Max: wheeze.mp4
i want a “das conk creet baybeeee” shirt so bad please oh please do a part 3
Jennifer Sturkie yes please
YEEEESSSSSSS
with a really fucked dog on the front
holy shit yes
Cement...
We need “Cucumber Joe” hats
na, bro. we need cucumber joe wheel chairs
cucumber joe hoodies are a necessity
7:44 this whole part is just madness
My glazed ham, cucumber joe, and gamer trucker has arrived after a long awaited wait of 2-3 months and I couldn’t be happier
Use that patch-style artist to make the COLD ONES logo, that would be epic
Kobe Langston Yess top comment
@@BestKCL top text
@@RyuuRider top text in australia
Max and Chad:
Uses patron money to make products to sell
*stonks*
Makes sense
Sometimes you gotta spend a lot of money to make less of it
you must be a band kid
@Boan orchestra actually.
@@thatshort1 🤓🤓🤓
I bought the glazed ham shirt as soon as this video went live. It FINALLY showed up yesterday.
So good! Please do this again
so either chad has a ton of hickies on his neck or he's about to die of an infection tearing through his body
Both?
One is a result of the other
nah bro it's neck herpes from deepthroating, he explained it in a livestream
I love how the most recent search is poop 0:39
saved the money shirt in my cart last night for later, then got the email BULLYING me into buying it.
it worked.
i preordered it.
thanks.
Binging all these videos for the first time and I’d GLADLY own every single one of these shirts
Except the all over beer shirt.
Chad saying "MUNNIE" is unironically something that makes me laugh every time without fail
It is something that everyone chears for
Chad and max are so slow they forgot that they already made this video.
Jake Reber they did say this was part two, gotta give a little credit, they are doing the best they can with minimal tools 🧠🙏🏿
This time they're paying people with brain cells
What part of the first minute of the video of 'part 2' did you not get?
@@jackpaterson5949 he was making a joke lol
Jack Paterson homie I wasn’t being serious it was just a joke man.
I actually really like the Sand Witch shirt 😂
😑
same tho
i like it but the top text bottom text ruined everything
The way Scott reads about each t-shirt makes this video so much better
Therapist: necktrio isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Necktrio:
the struggle is real
hilarious and original!
phantom so is your comment so fuck up
@@babyfacejay2 #SquadGoals
*they can't hurt you
Is it bad that i like these better than the talk show?
no
Probably cos it's like they're doing a proper video together. It's nice.
It's a podcast!
this is the premium content
@@offscreen4250 this is like their special episodes
7:44 I will never not laugh at Chad falling off his chair and lying on the floor like a beached whale
Love how he just lays there defeated
@@monkeyman122009 i like how no one cares
Damn, only just saw this and the sand witch shirt is sold out.
It's been less than an hour and the trucker gamer shirt is out of stock
f
I really wanted the first one, now there's a sequel and it too sells out in minutes :(
Lmao no way.
"Honk if you're gaming" 3 confirmed
Copped😹😹
“TRAVIS SCOTT foRTNITE!” * dancing ensues *
Your donut isnt even red
Joshua Williams Joshua Williams
@Joshua Williams Joshua Williams
the editors must love those mics, easy tracking and stabilizing points ;)
This podcast is a deep fried meme come to life, love the new work.
Kids: pickle rick
Legends: cucumber joe
Gods: Zucchini Homer
MASSIVE legends here.
Aiden sorry you’re 9
Man I can’t wait to get bullied for my cucumber joe shirt
Well I’m a cripple anyways so I’ve got a fucking protection spell on me but I’ve had a couple laughs going about in my cripple state in my cripple shirt.
Ordered the day it came out. Just got my Cucumber Joe today.
Customer service was responsive and kind. Gave me $20 coupon.
Don't think I've ever been this hype for clothes to show up...
Nice shirts, very soft, lookin' fresh to death. Thanks boiz.
Ayo wait a second I just realized Chad is the guy in some of how to basics videos
I think she says “SLAYED IT GIRL” but I prefer “SLATER GIRL” because of drunk.
"SLAY THE GIRL"
Chad: **smokes crack**
Also chad: **contemplates if putting pickle rick on a shirt is legal**
Lilsikas he smokes crack?
@@mikaylawashburn2453 no, it was a video for cold ones
Bobby Sands French incest
Hey doing a dime is easy compared to paying of legal fees and a copy right infringement settlement.
that other shit they smoked in the wish video is something similar to meth though
Finally got my Cucumber Joe and yellow chibi shirts. I was worried I wouldn't see em, but they're here! Awesome quality shirts!
The trucker one is an actually nice fabric too though and well within the niche it was meant to appeal to so.
5:14
They tried cutting out Chad spelling truckers as "truchers"
Autocorrect...
@@ForestGramps Theres a clear cut, go frame by frame
@@whitejayz4655 You are totally correct! Sorry for missing that, have a great day!
@@ForestGramps thats not how internet comments work. people dont admit they were wrong. fight for your rights brother
Ima come back to this once I’m good and drunk to really enjoy this as it should be.
This is the same way I feel about all their videos.
It works with a lingering hangover too
just got my shirts today. super comfortable glad the cucumber joe shirt is a patch.
please bring back the glazed ham
Just bought a cucumber joe shirt. Immediate deep feelings of regret.
Inb4 walking legend wearing one of the coolest shirts that exists rn
Why? _You are a God now._
Bro meeee
@@Plank-cn1we That sounds pretty crusty my man good job
I bought a hugo boss shirt instead
My brain has transformed into SLUDGE
amittoibis Cover your head holes so it won’t leak out.
Must be a branstorm. And if you saw the first video you understand my spelling mistake lol.
I want a shirt that shows all the western democracies all teaming up as friends to attack Winnie the Pooh wearing a Chinese flag as a shirt, with a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud in the background and a few small Nyan rainbow cats flying away from the blast in the sky; and as Winnie the pooh runs from them is a hentai big boob hot anime girl wearing the old Japanese flag of the rising sun with a face mask on holding her hand out as if to me motioning to stop. Please do it. Actually they can be country humans but not china it must be Winnie the Pooh wearing a ccp shirt. Oh and the hentai girl should be full human no country ball heads for her or winnie the pooh. If you put a sun in the sky make it the one from Super Mario Bros 3 that chases you in the game, in fact you can add a few mario bros 3 thing as you see fit. If words can go on it "Make Mushroom Kingdom Great Again."
i feel
I FUCKING LOVE THESE VIDEOS, YOUR CHEMISTRY IS SUCH A JOY! NEVER STOP MAKING THESE YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS!!
Unbelievable, never stop doing what you do. I just pre ordered 5 shirts
Are they for people you know or are you planning to wear all five at once? 😂
Max went from eating vomit, hair, pubes, nails, already digested food and piss combined to playing twister in a jake the dog costume while having rat traps on his foot and his hand in spaghetti to this
he leveled up bruh
It's called Character Development. And RUclips is just one big Anime.
@Bobby Sands Yes thank you captain obvious.
Cold Ones is the living soul of what's left of real RUclips
Truth
this couldnt be more true
7:40 I love how he falls and just stays
I have never seen your channel before and I bought one of those shirts because it was just so amazing
This channel shows how old content on RUclips has had to adapt to new regulations in the best way possible. This is just as good as the old filthyfrank vids
Just when you've been broken up with and can't stop crying, Chad is here to save me
Aww... I know the feeling.. put on good music.. not sad music.. helped me
Drugs help! And alcohol!
I ripped a bowl right after writing this. Thanks you guys 💜
@@oliviaparker9303 Imma Hit My Pen For You Chief XD
Weed is not drugs
Im so glad i found this channel.
You guys r hilarious :D
Been watching max and chad for years, and I have to say this is the first time I've ever bought youtuber merch. Its fuckin amazing
The cinematography of Max walking across the screen saying “OKAY BROOO, I WONT BE, THANKS FOR CURING MY MENTAL FUCKING CONDITION” was absolutely exquisite, brothers.
“don’t call the police, this is friendly banter” HAHAHAH🤣
11:36 i can relate to this so much lmao i love you max