Paying Designers to Design Dumb Shirts (Then Selling Them)
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Cold Ones fuck I was just about to buy “glazed ham”
I cannot fucking believe it
@@ambrose5100 It's still up.
RESTOCK ALCHEMY WTF IS THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Andddddd episode 2 when?
The fact that Chad somehow makes a living with his single brain cell gives me hope that I can succeed in life.
Radical Patriotic Conservative. Said well by a person with the username
“Radical Patriotic Conservative”
/s (/s means sarcasm dont kill me)
@Radical Patriotic Conservative. Yeah, just look at politicians.
Haha xD
Bran cell
@@LinkTheSamurai nah i really doubt that. he just has no filter and he's pretty stupid sometimes but that's all
Chad lost his absolute mind at “Honk If You’re Gaming”
Yeah.. confusing..
Seemed super forced
I think he's imagining the real world scenario where either someone wears that in public expecting fellow gamers passing by in cars/trucks to make themselves known or from the alternative perspective of a person driving following the shirts instruction.
I mean it's kinda hilarious thinking about what kind of people would do that unironically lol.
If you have to explain the joke...
@@DudeInOhio85 Well it's not really explaining the joke but the possible cause for Chad's reaction to it. Not that it would hurt me regardless because it wasn't even my joke. 🤔
"He's probably serious, he's actually probably serious" My favorite shit from this video
HarryTheHumanoid honk if your gaming
sceleton
LMAO
@@donniecustoms9541 skuleton
🤣
I hope someday one of these designers sees their shirt in a second hand clothing store
Imagine being the woman who made the book cover and seeing that on a shirt
I hope they'd make a part 2 bro, would fcking love that.
@@user-bp7hc3tl1y well
@@thegamingsack part 3 maybe?
@@toastybread0413 I'm going to come back if they do and type "well"
Chad laughing at creat when he a second earlier spelt skeleton skullton.
people who make fun of others because of grammar tend to be dumb.. especially in the case of a single missing letter at the end of a word
@@SimakSantana That wasn't incorrect grammar, that was incorrect spelling.
*spelled mate
sceloton
Its sad that I can write better English than Chad even tho its my third language.
USA and seemingly Australia need to step up their game when it comes to being bi/trilingual, I know not a single american that speaks something other than English except when theyre immigrants themselves (A few spanish words dont count, muchacho). Which is an odd thing since the US were built by immigrants.
This is made exponentially funnier by Chad's inability to read
Illiterate caveman
or spell
I eat ass btw
Or speak
Or function
i cant believe "dont hide your poos" shirts all sold out before "glazed ham" shirts.
maybe the backstory is just too rich
glazed ham was indefinitely on sale while there was limited stock on the poo shirt
Man, speak for yourself. If I'd been here four years ago I'd own 50 "don't hide your poos" shirts.
Idk why but seeing a shirt on the shirt KILLED ME
I want a shirt that shows Nazi's and the western democracies all teaming up as friends to attack Winnie the Pooh wearing a Chinese flag as a shirt, with a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud in the background and a few small Nyan rainbow cats flying away from the blast in the sky; and as Winnie the pooh runs from them is a hentai big boob hot anime girl wearing the old Japanese flag of the rising sun with a face mask on holding her hand out as if to me motioning to stop. Oh and put a star of David on one of the western allies to show they are cool with each other now. You know like the enemy of my enemy is my friend king of thing. Please do it. Actually they can be country humans but not china it must be Winnie the Pooh wearing a ccp shirt. Oh and the hentai girl should be full human no country ball heads for her or winnie the pooh. If you put a sun in the sky make it the one from Super Mario Bros 3 that chases you in the game, in fact you can add a few mario bros 3 thing as you see fit. If words can go on it "Make Mushroom Kingdom Great Again."
Josh Knoxville not enough politics
love your music bro, big fan ♥️
SAME LOL
That one was definitely the best
"Let's make this next one super professional"
*includes "bro" and "bruh" in commission*
Bruhh
Bruhh
Bruhh
Bruhh
Bruhh
"He's serious. He's actually probably serious."
Gold
EKTRO - Johnny when
4:24
"BRANSTORM" sounds like an extreme 90s cereal.
Or an absolute banger of a guitar hero song
Felix Sheldon Cooper is literally the funniest shit Ive ever seen
He calls himself Felix Sheldon Cooper
ChimpAccount#992 Felix Sheldon Cooper Troopa
@@Castifer funniest shit I've ever seen
Felix Sheldon Cooper troopa*
It's fackin sheldon lee cooper learn your facking tbbt characters chad
"Theres different potatoes for vegans right?" lmfao
I'm concerned, is Chad alright??
don't vegans have to eat vegetables that used vegan fertiliser
He's actually probably serious~
"honk if ur gaming" is one of THE funniest moments in YT history and i said it
Agree lmao😂😂
Dude, I actually screamed-laughed at this part.
Ok....
Shirt was so dumb though...
DrDemento456 that was the point
Max and Chad: Haha what an idiot he wrote creat.
Chad: skelton skuleton scelton
15:04 “My mother doesn’t have long to love and is into skulls” is such a great line
*to love* lmao
The only bad part about this podcast is it comes out once every 3 months
Too much man
James Cooper don’t worry they’re editing one as we speak
new one with supermega very soon
Baited V2
This isnt even the podcast
Letting Our Uber Bread Driver Design Our Bread
First
Nerd City *Bread*
If you see this you are a nerd, nerd
My name a bread
bread
I saw the skeleton brewing a potion and said “awe, that’s sick” and less than a second later chad went “this SUCKS” two very different vibes
I know right!
Sceloton
bottom line tho, best bang for their buck they got. not exactly w hat they were looking for, but in regards to the rest of the shit they got, actually wearable and pretty rad
"There's different potatoes for vegans right?" - Chad
"He's serious, he's actually probably serious" -Max
Bruh I was on the floor 😅🤣😅
The first shirt with the skeleton making a potion is honestly fucking great especially for twenty odd dollars.
johnbazy right
Yeah not bad at all (Especially compared to the other designs)
I guess they hated it since the artist didn't follow their instructions exactly but overall it's a sick shirt.
johnbazy I would buy it
I can't believe people agree with you?
Cool shirtz should sell vegan bread, I heard there's a market for it
Dolan? More like virgin 😎
How the fuck are you still relevant, you were never funny and you never will be
@@rayhangkhan U MAD BRO?
@@rayhangkhan lol because "
I put Take The L (Fortnite Emote) song over crying Germans" is definitely sooo much funnier
@@rayhangkhan and "I will tell my dad, he is a police" "He's not xD" is so much funnier
I have not laughed so hard at the shirt of a shirt.
This entire vibe reminds me of that lingering buzz right before the hangover hits
Damn this is it
@@getlitskoden😅
chad: laughs at creat
also chad: skullington dragon dragger
420 blaze it up children’s cloths
PLEASEEEE do another one of these. I was dying the whole time
I'll be broke if they do another!! 😂 shipping to Canada was just as much as the shirt cost
Omg chey
CHEY OMFG ITS SYDNEY hi
HI CHEY
*Hamburger*
"Hey I'm Grump"
"And I'm not so gay"
"We are egg and chef"
the guy who spelled "creat" was looking to make 3d models of shirts for shit like vrchat or second life lmao no wonder there was so much lost in translation. they thought they were making a 3d model, but scott thought it was a physical shirt lol
This was the best thing I’ve watched in months
Like... bruh
Yes youtube content has been stale for me glad i decided to watch this
Would like but you're currently on 666
The most genius way to make merch. Hats off, this needs to be a series.
Sins Digital I agree, funny as shit
@Internet Explorer THAT'S THE POINT
For real
@Internet Explorer Yeah, mate. Not gonna lie the poo one was pretty lit.
I never laughed so hard at someone until I saw Chad attempt to write sceleton
Its Skullton*
THE SEA KRAIT SHIRT ON A SHIRT IM DYING JSNSNSHSJS
I love Chad but have no clue how his genes are still in the gene pool
sceloton
Skulton
skelton
because democracy and equality
He fucks
"Hey I'm Grump, I'm not so Gay, and we're Chegg and Chef"
@@tomschult133
Shame the only unironically good shirts were the Skeleton shirts and ome of them is basically just a limited edition CoolShirtz design. I guess the "freinds with pewdiepie" one was aight. Still funny as fuck.
honk if you are gaming is awesome man
I like seeing max get disgusted by stuff and having a ptsd about the filthy days
its funny coming back to this video seeing how far the editing has come
Looking forward to more content like this dudes
Click to add text
''she hasn't long to live and is in to skulls..''
Pino
Branstorm sounds like what happens when you're eating your fiber.
Chad's look of admiration at Max after he came up with the "Honk if you're gaming"
I love these little funny fellas
"Honk if your gaming" Max I think you're onto something there and Chad's right you should sell that.
it’s up for sale lmao
“You can’t spell skeleton?” Spells enthusiast as *enthisast*
when they revealed the poop shirt i legit felt like i was having a heart attack from laughing, probably the most i’ve laughed in a youtube video in a long time
The skeleton one is actually pretty good
Chad: Pisses in a can
Later Chad: Writes a story about learning to use a toilet
*LEVEL UP*
That is just natural progression lol
"He's actually probably serious - he's actually probably serious bro."
what i would give for the “dont hide your poos” shirt
Revisiting old Cold Ones vids. You look like babies. Cute. And gay.
"I am a korean"
-Some Australian Guy
For some reason this kind of content takes me back to the good old days of youtube
Mind Blast just wish it had shittier video quality
is your pfp the frenzy spell off warcraft?
It was the pissing in the can, wasn't it?
@@colinmcmanus856 It would be if Max drank it and vomited out the piss, while filming a prank call
"dont hide your poos" is a masterpiece of surreal post-irony
As a graphic designer I find this both hilarious and infuriating.
I love you guys.
CAN I HAVE A HOTDOG BOSS
*ptsd intensifies*
A giant hotdog with aluminum foil armor and giant tongs for a weapon. Hotdog boss.
rip francis of the filth
Yes rip papa
8:05 Chad: "oh I spelled brainstorm wrong..." - doesn't correct it
27:10 "why did I spell brainstorm wrong?!"
same with Max and ingrediants
I literally cried in this episode. Please make more shirts
Super disappointed this doesn’t have a million views.
I’m Super Mega disappointed that this doesn’t have 2 million views
Super disappointed this doesn’t have 3 million views
Super disappointed this doesn’t have 4 million views.
MAKE A SECOND EPISODE
Best believe I’ve already ordered mine
Are you in the US? I think my card keeps getting declined because the checkout wants me to pay in AUS instead of USD lmao. help!
@@Dailyfiver I'm from Canada, but I used PayPal which does the conversion for you. See if that helps!
@@noahbard.mp4 Thanks! That worked!
i love maxmoefoe so much, because he just constantly seems confused as to whats happening
describes this show in a nutshell lmao
Chad is that to the second power
A lot of stuff he does is so crazy he questions if it's real
NITW pfp
11:46
I've seen this at least 5 times and never noticed Max says, "Now that looks leg"
That blank stare Chad gives off every time you realize he's actually literally incredibly dumb. 🤣
This entire video feels like a fever dream
Maddi Sheppard *ALL* of their videos feel like fever dreams😂
Fiverr dream*
This was the most fun thing they've done so far... Max' and Chad's amazing synergy really drive this home. More content like this, I enjoyed every minute of it.
Chad: “Can I have a bite bro?”
*literally takes half of it into his mouth* lmao
I wish they’d do a rerun of this merch. This video always remind me how much I want a branstorm tee
“Felix sheldon cooper troopa”
Cant wait to see the supercoldones minecraft multiplayer series.
It was a truly beautiful moment when chad lost all control and couldn’t stop laughing at “honk if you’re gaming”
6:01 - Ah yes, an *underwater sea snake* as apposed to a *land sea snake*
are you kidding me I just spent like 200 dollars on coolshirtz
The name coolshirtz kinda hinted at that they weren't gonna be the best company ever. Not surprised.
if i had the money
Same lol
3 years ago Max wouldn't eat something that Chad had bitten. Oh how times have changed.
Which is hilarious considering he'd had much MUCH worse in the past, lmao.
i actually like that Chad mentioned teaching taxes to children early, like it's good to get em ready for something they'll deal for their whole life with
That skeleton design is actually pretty lit.
Ivana G spent 5 minutes looking for a comment mentioning this
And it's like the only shirt that's still available to buy on the website
Yooo, I'd rock that "Dont hide your poops" shirt. Shits fly AF.
He spelled creat f**king idiot. *proceeds to order shirts with the word branstorm on them.
🤣
Well he's not an idiot they are all from different countries so probably don't speak english!
and just use spell check , His name sounded like he was from India .
He just didn't understand the brief because he could not understand what was written ,I mean it was a bit random and crazy lol
Not the typical customer 😸
Just trying to make a living 😊
27:38 extra work? It’s not extra, it’s him putting in what he forgot to from the beginning.
I just think the poo story should’ve been called _Poo goes in the Loo_ that is all
Mom: "We have shirts at home"
Shirts at home:
*Why did I just piss in a can?!*
Idk man? That's a question for your brain.
I've never seen Max this sober and this serious in my life it's weird to watch...
I'm definitely getting a "Honk If You're Gaming" shirt.
Scott only knew cartography was map making because of minecraft
You know its true tho 😂
I mean, I only know because of Halo 🤷♂️
i often revisit this classic video to remind myself of the origin of "Honk if You're Gaming"
The branstorm shirt made me cry
We can’t ignore how fast they engulfed that hotdog
Damn, max losing hella weight and looking scrumptious
Aaron Bronzer I’d smash
He looks fatter
I wish I could erase my memory and relive the first time I heard “honk if you’re gaming”
My only aspiration of living to 70 is so I can acquire alzheimers and watch every video of theirs again for the first time
this is literally. the. funniest. video i’ve ever watched.
9:22 Shout out to Chad for even knowing that word existed. Shows he trying but words do be hard sometime
Probably learned it from Minecraft
18:40 Is this just a really elaborate explanation about why he peed in the can?
Chad: "how do you spell it? Skulton?"
20 seconds later
"hahahaha, he spelt create, creat.
The best part is that all of the shirts are sold out except the glazed ham one.
I so wanted the skeleton brewing 😂
cool shirts haha
Very cool
Hah
Æ
SuperMega this is very understandable
Scott's disembodied voice qualifies this as a Sci-Fi Thriller
2:52 he gobbling a glizzy
I want a honk if you’re gaming shirt.
Can you send me $50 on cashapp
Looking forward to seeing the Supermega boys on soon!
God I hope
@@johnbeckman2698 It's happening/happened, we're waiting for the upload! These guys just guested on Supermegacast too!
Ohhhhhhh intriguing
Probably in 3 months
Generally haven't laughed this much in ages, thank you guys so much
When he first said brainstorm I immediately thought it was gonna be a shirt where it’s raining brains with puddles of brains on the street.
I got the glazed ham you degenerates.
Make me more shirts