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Max in the wish episode: *smokes unknown chinese herbs* Max yesterday: *inhales spore ridden pokemon toys* Max today: *drinks glue fanta* I am now convinced that every Australian is invincible
11:45 It definitely doesn't help mitigate the chaos that they hired production crew who gives them ideas like "put the cutlery apple on the drill and spin it" XD
Now I don’t know how lock on cars work but I’ve played enough oblivion to get the idea. Older cars wouldn’t have a fancy system to have specific tumblr triggers so if it blew enough compressed air then it could possibly be enough to make the car think that a key went through it and unlocks the car. But I’m no expert sk
Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with two hot women! They are also loyal subscribers of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear ero
They should rename this show to, "Why woman live longer than men" .. I actually got scared for everyone in that room when he started to spin the cuttlery apple on the drill lmao
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Ha u have 4 likes noob
@@BlobbleBong ha u use noob in 2020 idiot
i love you chad, thx for liking my tweet
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yo that cutlery apple shirt is actually fire
It never ceases to amaze me how these two manage to be functioning members of society
Never knew how they are successful
Hey man, the supply of “funny and weird shit” is pretty low in the current market, as long as you have a niche, you have a chance to succeed
Crayons
because they have the continuem transfunctioner...that makes them functional. #ZOLTAN
they don't.
I love how whenever chad tries to do something dangerous max just says "scott" like he's their dad
"It's kind of funny" yeah I can see him as a dad
DAAAAAAD TELL CHAD TO PUT DOWN RAZOR BLADE
I thought the same thing, tone of voice and all is very like "dad he's bullying me again" 👌👌
wait scott isn't Max and Chads father???
Scott is Warrun light change my mind
Doctor: So why are you boys here today?
We been drinking glueee!
hi kg productions, fancy seeing you here
fun cow What a small world this youtube land! You sir have good taste in content 🤝
I read that in Chads voice
The fact that they loved your comment makes it better.
Victor Sanchez I read it in max’s
Chad is immune to physical damage and Max is immune to poison.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Max is weak to loud noises and Chad is weak to grammar
@James F. Mate have you never consumed a vegetable?
@@probablyants why would he consume someone in a wheelchair?
@@AutumnWind92 Easier to catch them
I like how they completely ignore the fact that Max’s can turned into a sprinkler
I thought they edited that sound in tho.
Bruh
“Scott”
“What”
“Tell him to put the knife down”
“It’s kinda funny”
Famous last words
His tombstone’s gonna say “it was kinda funny”
it's kinda funny
@@thetrashcanking it's kinda funny
@@thetrashcanking cry me a river
Max in the wish episode: *smokes unknown chinese herbs*
Max yesterday: *inhales spore ridden pokemon toys*
Max today: *drinks glue fanta*
I am now convinced that every Australian is invincible
max has ascended and has now become immortal
Not Steve Irwin
@@nunmorenunless too soon
Its been 14 years mate
Where is the Pokémon video I can't find jt
Chad breaking out of the ziptie is the most chad thing he is ever done
He didnt think twice, BLAM, breaks out like a bear- Funniest shit i seen
It's much easier to do when it's really tight because of the mechanism that closes the zip tie.
Do you know what the song in the background's called?
You can tell he has done it before. The question is why did he have to do it before?
why did I crack up to "finally... centre text"
Me too
Literaly the funniest joke of the vid
FINALLY
CENTER TEXT
.
that made me laugh too
Why is it so dam funny
Max: scared of anything that makes any noise whatsoever
Also Max: drinks glue without hesitation
Max: blows milk out of every hole in his body
Also max: "No, they won't be seeing my nipples."
you can tell this was pre-recorded because max isnt in hospital due to the spores
wait which episode is this from,
@@2attelite last Pokémon video on maxmoefoepokemon
Did he actually go to the hospital?
@cian c no it was covid69420
what y'all mean spores??
I’m worried for Max’s health.. I heard glue doesn’t mix well with snake aids :(
Snaids**
Glue doesn’t mix well with black mould either
and the black mold
@@mutes1123 mmmm black pokemon mold aids
and filthyfrank aids
I dont understand how either of them have managed to live this long
I think they're immortal.
I don’t understand either but it continues to amaze me.
They're Australian
Antonio Bush until it kills them I’m doing every bit of this shit
Max is dead now. Poisonous spores.
"Does it taste like orange juice?"
"Mmm-nO"
I will never get tired of max maniacally cackling and saying “IT WORKS”
Crazy that Chad's brain cell managed to figure out the chocolate thing lmaoo
His one braincell
@@sean269 He was right immediately, he literally pointed out how the pieces in the middle are smaller than the one you have off to the side
@@xxeman445xx he's actually a smart guy, just talk a lot of shit when get drunk
He watched the vsauce video
Paulo Ricardo he thought skeleton was sculton
This vid was so funny I had to watch it again lmfao.. “Finally... center text” 😭
Alexander Miranda finally... cum
i died at that part lol
I was actually impressed when Chad broke free from the zip tie
He's been watching too much Kung Fu Panda lately
Fat
its easy as fuck if you know how
@@bbbbbern how?
Howww
5:35 Max's reaction will forever be priceless
pure fear
He totally shit himself 🤣🤣🤣
*HURRY THE FUCK UP!*
lol
I love Max’s chaotic energy like a younger brother trying to impress your friends
These edits make RUclips feel closer to *2015*
damn *the good old days*
boss I habba cancer
But filthy frank
no one likes people with usernames like that fr
I'm not sure what works your from, but 2015 editing wasn't nearly as good as this.
you gotta make these an hour long, I feel like we miss out on so much in the cuts
They do, but on the Patreon.
Mateusz Śpiewak might have to buy then
the patreon is 2 hours and its waaaaaay better
@@carrot9107 I did buy it and i've a great time watching.
@@svishQ you're in for a treat my dude, all the extended episodes are so fucky. It's the only patreon that I have and its worth every penny imo
Glad to see the bois are still doing things such as drinking glue and throwing knives at each other
11:45 It definitely doesn't help mitigate the chaos that they hired production crew who gives them ideas like "put the cutlery apple on the drill and spin it" XD
When they both said, "Let's do it again!", It warmed my heart.
"i think my organs clopping"
[Zuckles liked that]
Imagine spending 10,000 dollars on car security, and some kid breaks into your car with a tennis ball
But that is obviously fake, there's no way it would work
@@civfanatic2547 actually works on certain types of car locks though, certainly not all of them
Don’t listen to them. It’s bullshit, the air pressure doesn’t magically know how far to push each tumbler.
Now I don’t know how lock on cars work but I’ve played enough oblivion to get the idea. Older cars wouldn’t have a fancy system to have specific tumblr triggers so if it blew enough compressed air then it could possibly be enough to make the car think that a key went through it and unlocks the car. But I’m no expert sk
IvyBansXI You’re an idiot.
I don’t think I watch any other youtuber that makes me laugh IRL like your guys, FINALLY.... CENTER TEXT
Samurai jack be spitting facts
Max's "oh theres a blade in there!" after biting into an acupunctured apple is hysterical lol
Max saying "I LIKE THAT" makes me happy
So first Max unleashes the plague in his home and now he's drinking glue.
Papa Nurgle would be proud.
Lmao. The dead bird?
And the snake aids 😔
@@Sykohsis Max = Mortarion confirmed
Is it bad that I prefer these short vids over the actual podcasts 😂 I love both but theirs something magical about these
"The man with 2 forks gets the apple" - The Founding Fathers of USA
Max man! Has some of the best one liners. I can't stop at "the video has been... derailed"
This is the only RUclips merch I've ever actually wanted and I'm too late for all of it :'(
Same
Just snatch the design and order one custom made thats my life hack of today
5:32 I like how max was genuinely shocked by Chad screaming
Seriously this is easily best content on YT, keep up the good work bois
Danny Mullen
Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with two hot women! They are also loyal subscribers of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear ero
AxxL wut
frfr
Yo its the tap brothers.
I have just realised that watching this while drunk is completely new experience
me rn
I gotta do that I will wednesday
Views: "You hate things that zap and pop"
Max: *Deadly Twister Flashbacks*
Cutlery apple shirt still one of my fav cool shirtz that I own
I dunno why but I feel like these are my brothers and not just content creators on RUclips
true
finally someone described it 😂
Exactly
yeah that's unhealthy.
Hey keep it parasocal or gavin will commit bruh on you
2:27 "That is so foul." Strange coming from a man that ate human hair, vomit, and toenails in a cake.
2:27 "That is so foul." Strange coming from a man that ate human hair, vomit, and toenails in a cake.
And drank literal glue Fanta in the same fkn video
2:27 “That is so foul.” Strange coming from a man that ate human hair, vomit, and toenails in a cake.
i think that says more about the taste of the sprinkle water sludge than max's baking activities
“I think my organs are clopping.”
Me: *Yes.*
clogging?
read this as he said that
Theres nothing like a good clop;)
He said clogging
I cannot believe that my favorite part of the video, the part that makes me laugh the most every single time, starts at 4:20 😅😅😅
IT WORKS HAHAHAHA
This channel has basically devolved into Chad and Max eating glue.
"The video has been derailed". Story of ALL Cold Ones videos.
Drinking glue, you guy's really are trying to any% speedrun life.
26y.8m.5w.23h.14m.49s.83ms WR ANY% Life Speedrun Glitchless
some glue is edible hombre
@@vaalbaramedia2299what's your favorite one?
@@marcorill1670 the sniffing type
@「 Deadpoppin 」 yeah…it’s edible, like some paper…crazy
These guys make me so happy
10:02 I love Max's face of simultaneous pain and shock
I delivered food to a guy wearing a cucumber Joe shirt earlier 🙂
That is incredible
getlit skoden It really caught me off guard lol
Wait yall got your cucumber joe shirts already??
I never thought they'd be actually eating glue in an episode, sounds like them though
Laura looked so uncomfortable while they were on a piss break, and it made me laugh a lot
And so it is written: “The man with two forks takes the first apple.”
The editing in these videos is god-tier.
these vids are never long enough
On one hand, the coke trick is unnecessarily messy when there's literally a ring pull, but on the other hand how the hell does that actually work?
I guess by the friction, they heat It and then pressure need to go up somewhere.
It's all about pressure
majkelo yes big brain
The rubbing of the Chopstick around the ring creates friction and the heat weakens the seal and the Pressure in the can does the rest of the job t
Thegreatcanadianlumberjack hmm yes big brain
This episode is like watching HowtoBasic.
HowtoColdOnes
HowtoDieYoung
Well...
How to be drunk and dumb the video
There should be a T-shirt that says *"IT WORKS!!"*
EXACTLY
With an arrow pointing down
I love that these 2 are the only ones left making similar content from the good old days with eyedoops and papa franku
their mere existence never fails to baffle me
Seeing two kings of RUclips comedy doing five minutes craft videos, is the world what needed rn
Question of the century: Will Max die from huffing mold spores or drinking glue first?
To whoever does the injury edits, I love you
I love how the guy who used to play soccer bare footed on a mouse trap mine field is now afraid to death of a Stanley knife.
After seeing this video, i have decided to donate my two eyes after watching this emotional and inspiring video.
when the goblin and the beast find an apple, they make a cutlery apple
Chad is an orc
Chad is so adorable when he laughs.
he is always adorable tbh
YES
The lack of chin makes it cute
Scott is the parental figure for these two
“Scott, tell him to put the Stanley knife away!”
“It’s kinda funny”
The sound the fork makes going into the apple is so satisfying lol
Rando: “So what do you do for a living?”
These two numbskulls: “Oh I just host a podcast and drink glue”
The girl is too pure for these guys
I love how in the end chad looks like he’s cutting up the tennis ball so he can eat it
5:22 has me dying man, why was that edit so hilarious
I literally shielded my face at home at 12:00 lmao
6:08 this is what peak entertainment looks like
good video, I like it
Hey
very nice indeed >:D
max really does become a sound board when he’s drunk
"I don't ever trust you with weaponry"
1 min later:
"GIVE IT A FULL SPINN!"
3:50 Chad: gives the actual reason why it happens
Max: nouu you get an extra piece from thin air!
9:40 I love how max is cringing inside and the look on his face. That glue must've hit him hard
Edit: on second thought maybe he liked the glue
Max is my "center text"
Chad is my "Cutlery"
I'm buying the Shirt to support you freaks :)
-Hunter
5:15 "O_O ... I didn't like that"
I'm laughing so hard for some reason
They should rename this show to, "Why woman live longer than men" .. I actually got scared for everyone in that room when he started to spin the cuttlery apple on the drill lmao
Something about Max taking a bite of the apple with about 6 knives and forks in there and screaming theres a blade in there gets me every time
6:45 the way it cuts hella fast when max drops the apple lmaoooo
2:35
i’m not joking i’m being fully serious i was literally pissing myself laughing on the floor 🤣
The tennis ball thing was literally made up by mythbustsers to show how gullible people were lmfao
I actually believed it WHY DID THEY TROLL US
The best is when max says “finally”
I found a Cutlery Apple shirt last week and had zero idea what it was about, now I know 😅
5:32 there staring at the flatening iron like cats.
5:15 I loved Max's reaction to that hahaa
i didnt like that >:/
9:20 I like how the balloon goes everywhere except the bucket
max's "IT WORKS!" lines give me life
“Finally center text” killed me my humor is scuffed
"I thought they were saying add glue to fanta and drink it. Can we do that?"
And so they would.
And carbonate it.
My favorite part of these two is when they get really drunk and yell “SCOGG” when they need scott
When you're fully blasted and need some sober adult supervision or assistance, the code word is s c o g g
Need that death turtle neck sweater restocking on cool shirtz already, let 'em know!!
“Did I just hear it pop?”
“That was me farting.”
“oh”
Where has cold ones been all my life honestly its brilliant