Don't Put This in a Chocolate Fountain...
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2024
- We Bought a Fountain Meant for Chocolate and Put Everything but Chocolate in it!
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#fountain #fondue #mukbang 
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Spent $11,000 on fountain machines.....
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big chungus say back for big chungus
3 hours ago that makes no sense
Hey
Your shirts.....Cool
Handburger
No
This is the most "no thoughts, head empty" episode of Cold Ones to date.
It's shit and one of their best episode yet
The most brainless episode yet
That’s a statement
Its why we watch
Honestly, which episode isn't?!
These guys could easily be the two homeless men living outside of my apartment and I couldn’t tell the difference.
The difference is that they have a lot of money and you don't
@@mazega1 why are you so mad jesus
@@mazega1 dang
@@mazega1 who hurt you Thomas with a z
Why are you guys hating on thomaz when he's right lmao. Cold Ones get fat bucks from their fans.
These guys are the Wario and Waluigi to Rhett and Link’s Mario and Luigi.
That’s a good comparison.
Omg thats oddly accurate
wow, that is spot on
Omggggg so true 💀💀💀
broooo yes
One of my favourite gags of this channel is when somebody says "Finally". It's always followed by either the dumbest shit or Max putting whatever he was holding in his mouth
this felt like a cold ones episode that my brain would make in a fever dream
To be fair, every cold ones episode is more like a fever dream
If AI created an episode of cold ones, this would be it
I smoked a shit ton of weed before watching this and felt like i was on ketamine or something for most of the video cause i couldnt tell if it was really happening or i was just imagining it in my head. Fucking GMO
@@aj4waffles i watched this last night after i ate a weed brownie and i was fucking baked, i died laughing but i had to come back today to make sure the video was real
This was the best 11 minutes of literally nothing. Like no plan, no story line, many fountains, big mess. And still you made it a funny video
It was definitely one of, if not their worst videos, yet somehow its still better than 90% of everything else on this platform
When has cold one’s ever had a storyline?
@@dongleyliam8927 True true!
@@tylerdunstan1151 Never, and that is the beauty of it
@@dongleyliam8927 now and then
Chad: "I have a great idea for a video!"
Max: "What is it?:
Chad: "What's what?"
This is the best episode of Good Mythical Morning I’ve ever seen.
You know Chad is cooked when Max knows he needs to step up and be the more mature one
Max is always the mature one tho
@@duckyduck2082 borgor
@@duckyduck2082 there are times max is absolutely child brain tho
This is the first time I've heard anyone say these methheads are mature
burger records
The reckless abandon in wich Chad treats the mayo fountain deeply disturbs me. He just dives right in.
It was quite disturbing lol
"My salad, mmm"
Had a total chill of disgust run through my body.
Still would wanna get drunk with them.
It terrified me
as any sane man would
The most narrowly salvaged Cold Ones episode in history, and still legendary
I actually hate mayonnaise and chad triggered my fight or flight response.
same haha
how can you hate mayonnaise?
What memory are you suppressing?
I like mayo so that part had no effect on me. Its when he ate the raw egg, something was triggered
that sucks
“Oh man, I am gonna kick back with a new ep of cold ones”
*teeth and fists clenched entire episode*
I’m seconds away from puking
i started shaking when chad ate the sandwich
I like mayo but that mayo fountain almost made me throw up.
Great some cold ones episodes make me sick so I have a very bad feeling about this one
The only part that made me gag was when Chad made mayo sandwich gonna throw up typing it out
the fact that they actually manage to clean up is insanely impressive
lol that's the poor girl that they hired to clean she's in the background sometimes
"They" is extremely generous. I have a feeling it's one sad bastardized intern.
Chad actually helps clean a lot of the time time he even says it in some episodes.
I really dont wanna know how much non recyclable trash they have produced over the years... probably just throwing all those used chocolate fountains away
They had a lot of practice
5:40 Chad's Mandela effect is that he remembers the Mandela effect as the Labyrinth effect
Chad eating that sandwich was the fucking worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life, thank you
Can't wait to come back over the coming months rewatching this.
I see you are a man of culture as well.
yup, gotta have every episode in rotation
That’s weird bro 1 month?
2 month ? How long we talking until you watch this over again
@@outlawsundew9329 probably a couple days
I love how they were like “this video fucking sucks, let’s just be chaotic as hell” and it just automatically makes the video hilarious
@𖤐 😭😭😭
@𖤐 it doesn't get any whiter than a travis scott profile picture
@𖤐 Lol wtf?
@𖤐 wtf i just saw this posted on twitter earlier now i see the real comment
@𖤐 How lame.
3:06 I've rewatched this bit so many times I have tears streaming my face from laughing
Gagging at the sight of max eating that vegemite waffle cone
That's what made you gag !?!?
Finally... toothpaste fountain
Finally... Colgate machine
@𖤐 fatherless
Finally.... Tooth
I almost had a toothpaste fountain whilst brushing my teeth after the Mayo went all over his face 😂
Finally... final
Buffets taking notes on the fountain that scrambles the eggs for you
wassa checkmark
Hi-ya checkmark
@@lucas.doctor shut
@@nekomimicatears up
@@nameless_4084 im sorry
This is worst than the air fryier, like, in that one you inhaked funes and got cancer, but this was literally nothing
This was the best 11 minutes
Nice
fuckin verified
Ok Corporate YT channel
Bien
Or 11:10
Each episode they just get weirder and weirder.. I think the alcohol is finally working in the long run
Yay
Finally more top tier content, and something to regrettably go with my meal.
you are wrong
Every time i sit down to eat cold ones post a video and i cant not watch it while i eat but i regret it every time.
What are you eating?
@@annie-yy1gf Had some chicken on the grill, also had to set it down during the mayo fountain lmao.
I sat down to eat, saw a cold ones video, got excited, then watched something else the second i saw the intro lmaoo
On the one hand i'm glad max shaved his mustache but on the other he looks like he's 14 years old now.
Looks like Harry Potter
“Can we get the sliced cheese please” is the best cold ones quote to date 3:49
With how clean the edits are I'm losing touch of what's real and what's an illusion
Scraping the bottom of the barrel has never left me laughing as much as this video has thank you Max and Chad.
scott is gonna be scraping the crap out of the bottom of that fountain lmao
@@antoniocialfi77 nah that shit is getting tossed
And it’s still not as good as the suggested format
I love how they can put out a video that's objectively a failure but they're still funny enough for it to get 2 and a half million views lmao
y'know cold ones has us good when 1 million of us watched this while max protested, warning us, several times that this isn't a video.... also i'm genuinely concerned for Chad, he seemed like he was on copious amounts of sedatives....
That set probably has more mold growing in there than Max's house, and that's saying a lot.
I dont know, man. Those mold Pokémon were pretty awful.
resident evil
Ah yes, the Labyrinth effect, named after the great Nelson Labyrinth. May he RIP in peace.
Rest in peace in peace
@@v.witlox560 amen brother, double peace
i remember a comment saying that Cold Ones is a cracked out Good Mythical Morning, and honestly that can’t be more true now that they’re doing “Will it fondu?”
1:56 was like everyone except for chad unaware of batman or something. the batcave does have mechanisms
“Labyrinth effect: When you think something isn’t is like that but it’s not.” - Chad 2021
hlep...sroke..
I SAW MY BABY
Chad's on a whole other level in this video, he's acended all other versions of Chad.
3 min in and chad is covered in mayonaise. This is quality content.
I love the fact that Chad has never in his life lost a battle. If you don't know, just look at his Long ass braid
9:40 "wait a minute, chad's about to open a restaurant" is one of max's best lines ever
The labyrinth effect: When you think something isn't is like that but it's not. - Chad 2021
Such words of wisdom.
I cry watching your videos. Thank you for molding the type of comedy I love Max.
Cold ones is genuinely the only channel i can think of that is consistently able to make me die of laughter every episode. keep up the good work guys.
except for the keemstar episode that one sucked for obvious reasons.
Love the half-assed "finally, ceramic in a fondue machine."
The fact Max licked Mayonnaise off his hand and didn’t gag, let alone Chad drinking it mayonnaise is insane
Remember these are the men that ate a cake of vomit and hair
remember they watered it down too
some people actually like mayonnaise you know
@@its1899 id drink mayo if i got paid to like chad and max
Must've been Kewpie Mayo
7:50 😂
Max “is that your pitch to me”
A level of banter I felt 😂😂
Watching you two do random shit really doesn't get old.
the fact you still managed to salvage this amazes me
It's been a while since Cold Ones gave me that uneasy feeling in the back of my throat, but this one did it. Nauseated
Honestly, the fact that Cold Ones can get on trending means that anyone can get on trending as long as you make content where you don't make content ;)
This is honestly the funniest channel I watch. Every time the complete wackiness of it has me dying.
The roles have reversed, now Chad is the crazy one
they switch constantly its crazy
I blame the mayonnaise
When Max of all people says that the mayo fountain is foul, that says something considering he’s eaten a HowToBasic krabby patty
He's eaten puke and hair cake
@@bobobsen and chad’s ass
They always go straight to."this video is gonna suck" but it's always gold. Just do your thing lads your doing great
love this episode so much it activates my gag reflex every second
Machine: *breaks if you pour on the top
Chad: “imma do it anyway”
Remember when this was a podcast.
thanks dude i was searching for this
The podcast wasn't entertaining like this
Id much rather watch a high edited funny thing then some multi hour long piece of shit thanks
This channel is pure uncontrolled chaotic energy
This was fucking foul, thank you
I love how they took like 2 minutes to plan this entire episode and this was the result
9:27 Max and Scott look like actually the same wtf
"MANDELER EFFEC!" - Chad Roberts
Can we take a moment to appreciate prezoh’s editing
No
No
No
YES
No
I love when they do mindless, kinda gross, hilarious stupid shit like this. Reminds me of the old days 😂
this is just straight up gross
4:24 super trash bros vs donkey kang reference
This is the shit, that RUclips will recommend you in 5 years at 3am... Love it
This is a video
Yeah… kinda
This is a comment on a comment on this video
False
Eh idk about that but I don’t wanna get in an argument rn
I was really expecting when Max kept asking if Chad wanted a little mayo he would say "Just a spoonful."
Every episode of cold ones is so surreal its insane
Only found this masterpiece channel last night and I'm hooked.
I love the constant assurance that this is usable footage
This is like low budget good mythical morning at this point, still funnier tho
Yeah true GMM fell off
I love it cuz they make make content out of anything, these guys are so funny
The fact that the interns use the wrong definition of the Mandela effect. Lol 😂
Remember when this was a podcast well now it's just God tier no brain content i love it but i do miss the podcast
They should do both
In their alchyhol video they said once they’re finally able to do pods again they were gonna open their pricy drinks with the guests, but Australia put their borders back cuz crones went ultra mode
this felt more like an exploration of the truest form of hell than entertainment
I genuinely hated watching every second of this, but I still did 😭
This is like those old vat19 fountain videos, but instead of good ideas and sane people, we have 2 drunk Australians. Never change bois.
This episode confirms my theory of how to basic not being a person but a joint project in between max, chad, joji and ian
That's Cold "Typically people put stuff in it like chocolate or cheese" Ones. That's quality.
ngl that was hard to read at first
My wife is so happy you didn't eat glue this time.
I'm his wife: D
Millenial Rhett & Link, everybody.
I want the original Rhett and Link to guest on this. Just so I can watch them interact without Max and Chad's capacity for chaos being restricted
Hey cold ones have you seen that one little egg character? It's really neat!
He has sunglasses on
I’ll watch these guys do literally anything 😂
You had me in absolute tears, mad awesome video!
Some of you were not around in the 'hair cake' days and the comments show it
Love how you guys keep the content changing while keeping the core Max and Chad sh*tshow vibe going.
**Eats bread w raw egg** "it actually tastes like bekfist"
They said it had to be salvaged but I was laughing the entire video
3:36 I AM CRAWLING INTO MY OWN ASSHOLE AND DYING
There is no part of this video that doesn’t disgust me to my core.
I love it
Chad attempting to fit the whole egg carton in his mouth like a child and it not working has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
You had a weird childhood my dude.
@@mannmctrash you can’t tell me children don’t do that
@@prat751 Children put stuff in their mouths yeah, but I've never seen one try and dislocate their jaw to swallow a whole egg carton.
@@mannmctrash lmao ig that’s just me then
You guys keep saying “Is this a video?” but I am DYING. The editing and your guys’ humor is so fucking funny. I can’t get enough
3:05 will remain one of my favourite memories ever, it combats my depression like no other.
You know what this episode needs? Some of Cleo’s tooth blood
Thank you max and chad, for once again clearing my depression. This is the only channel that brings me joy anymore
This is chaos and I enjoyed every minute of it
this is the best vibe ive ever gotten while watching a video