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  • @coldones
    @coldones  3 года назад +1691

    Download genshin or else 😡 (pls)
    Mobile: t.co/42O7oIkcxt
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  • @Sacrifice117
    @Sacrifice117 3 года назад +9177

    i cant wait for the two african children to be on the alcoholic podcast show.

  • @maxmoefoePokemon
    @maxmoefoePokemon 3 года назад +18321

    You guys have gone downhill

    • @EmmyBlubonic
      @EmmyBlubonic 3 года назад +60

      helo

    • @sharklover2984
      @sharklover2984 3 года назад +114

      eggs

    • @geeway7204
      @geeway7204 3 года назад +64

      jeff

    • @nickst2390
      @nickst2390 3 года назад +94

      honestly i think they need to delete this channel it's not the same anymore

    • @iamelvisman68
      @iamelvisman68 3 года назад +212

      Give this cute couple a break man

  • @phavifizzalexander2950
    @phavifizzalexander2950 3 года назад +6212

    “Chad, for christmas i got you two african children”

    • @barebonesjones
      @barebonesjones 3 года назад +104

      Just what I wanted, thanks Santa!

    • @crusty_
      @crusty_ 3 года назад +47

      11.000 each

    • @natemillertime26
      @natemillertime26 3 года назад +36

      Did we ever get an update?

    • @UhhHalo
      @UhhHalo 3 года назад +23

      @@crusty_ $1100

    • @joshuar622
      @joshuar622 2 года назад +34

      "Lets get em on the show"

  • @sethtrottier522
    @sethtrottier522 3 года назад +3243

    I can’t believe you Sponsored two African kids for the meme. Best meme ever

  • @BrendenTurtle
    @BrendenTurtle 3 года назад +4972

    "I thought we said no shit gifts"
    "You got me 22 cans of beans..."
    Fucking dead lol

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 3 года назад +2214

    Buying Max anything Nintendo related is a bad idea, there is a 90% chance that he already owns whatever you bought him.

  • @PuddingMLPLPS
    @PuddingMLPLPS 3 года назад +557

    Imagine being such good friends that you get each other the same gift.

  • @HelloImRaconteur
    @HelloImRaconteur 3 года назад +629

    Chad holding Max's hair back when he's drinking beer is adorable 😂 9:28

  • @tylerunderground
    @tylerunderground 3 года назад +3844

    Flash back to last year when they gave eachother gifts so good that they cried *Edit* only Chad cried

    • @saladcuck855
      @saladcuck855 3 года назад +93

      *chad* cried

    • @tylerunderground
      @tylerunderground 3 года назад +59

      @@saladcuck855 huh, I guess I remember them both? Maybe I’m combining the joji clip where max cried. My memory is trash

    • @pogsandwich7312
      @pogsandwich7312 3 года назад +35

      ngl it was cute

    • @tylerunderground
      @tylerunderground 3 года назад +12

      @@pogsandwich7312 hell yeah!! I’m so jealous

    • @cvsper6571
      @cvsper6571 3 года назад +6

      What video is that? I haven't seen it

  • @connorlynn4891
    @connorlynn4891 3 года назад +1118

    I purchased you two african children. Best gift ever.

    • @orrissirro
      @orrissirro 3 года назад +9

      I awww'd out loud at that part. That was actually really cool of them.

    • @ASDASD34RDFS
      @ASDASD34RDFS 3 года назад +2

      Actually really nice

    • @GintokiGod
      @GintokiGod 3 года назад +6

      Spending 1.1k on african children for a joke is dedication lol

  • @ashleighcalvert8937
    @ashleighcalvert8937 2 года назад +67

    They always make jokes about being gay but the most adorable domestic thing was Chad saying he loved the cologne and it reminded him of Max very sweet

  • @that_boi_BK
    @that_boi_BK 3 года назад +73

    When chad dubbed him self in saying "albedo", I felt that

  • @davidkpomalo
    @davidkpomalo 3 года назад +877

    Meme gift: literally donating 1.1K to African childrens...
    Excellent

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker 3 года назад +6068

    Merry Christmas cuties

  • @dannywynn5553
    @dannywynn5553 3 года назад +65

    “I thought you said no shit gifts?!”
    “You bought me 22 cans of beans”
    LMFAOOOOOO

  • @hexes5122
    @hexes5122 3 года назад +85

    “My whole house is plants” I didn’t think it was possible but I just fell a little more in love with Chad

  • @Ty-hf2pz
    @Ty-hf2pz 3 года назад +1827

    The fact Max sponsored kids in Chad, in chads name, is so underrated. Thank you Max.

    • @uncookedshoe
      @uncookedshoe Год назад +3

      it’s Tchad

    • @instakillgaming
      @instakillgaming Год назад +1

      @@uncookedshoe chad

    • @bwanatise
      @bwanatise Год назад +2

      @@uncookedshoe are you from an Dutch/Afrikaans, German or French speaking area?

    • @s1ckboirari
      @s1ckboirari Год назад +41

      they said on patreon podcast that they still sponsor them and get pictures of them every now and then

    • @mayalvarez3863
      @mayalvarez3863 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@s1ckboirarithis is the best reply, my day has been made

  • @videojames01
    @videojames01 3 года назад +1642

    They speak French in Chad, bonheur means happiness

  • @justsumdude7437
    @justsumdude7437 2 года назад +19

    5:05 holy shit max named a whole country after his friend that's so cool

  • @samonicle2002
    @samonicle2002 2 года назад +39

    You guys’s friendship just shines through your chemistry. These videos are funny wholesome and fucking well edited. Keep it up boys!!

  • @FiLiX
    @FiLiX 3 года назад +1043

    i took the liberty of purchasing you some african kids *ad starts playing*

  • @mrwhatszittoya1
    @mrwhatszittoya1 3 года назад +1136

    Lol they were basically paid to buy themselves gifts. The world is a amazing place

    • @Dimitri88888888
      @Dimitri88888888 3 года назад +13

      An*

    • @luigi2blue
      @luigi2blue 3 года назад +6

      well i mean thats how capitalism works dude

    • @mrwhatszittoya1
      @mrwhatszittoya1 3 года назад +7

      @@Dimitri88888888 you’re cool

    • @Dimitri88888888
      @Dimitri88888888 3 года назад +4

      @@mrwhatszittoya1 thanks and you're welcome.

    • @pikkuhc
      @pikkuhc 3 года назад +7

      @@Dimitri88888888 ya beat me to it bud. The world needs more assholes like us

  • @ReadyBeforeYou
    @ReadyBeforeYou 2 года назад +9

    9:01 "he's about to accomplish some big things"... how right, yet so wrong you were. But the empty shelves and high gas prices are pretty big.

  • @leifhill
    @leifhill Год назад +19

    5:20 i cant explain it but this was weirdly so cute to me. just imagining that chad actually got that for him completely unironically cause he thought it was cool

    • @benharrison5561
      @benharrison5561 Год назад

      🥺

    • @Notpoop906
      @Notpoop906 3 месяца назад

      Chad often makes fun of Max's teeth. I feel like he probably bought that so he could say "now you can make some new teeth" but he either forgot about the joke all together like when he bought sponges or he decided it was too mean.

  • @TheForerunner117
    @TheForerunner117 3 года назад +2067

    I could watch an hour of max and chad making huge bubbles just going “holy fuck... holy shit.”

  • @WhitecapPXQ
    @WhitecapPXQ 3 года назад +824

    Nothing makes me laugh harder then Max yelling “SHUT UP” at inanimate objects

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome 2 года назад +20

    It’s hilarious how they even got each other the same gifts at some point. This video is so sweet. In a weird way

  • @RN-fx3zl
    @RN-fx3zl 3 года назад +20

    These episodes are so rewatchable

  • @Tomubone
    @Tomubone 3 года назад +1642

    "i love that smell it reminds me of you"
    Can you both kiss already jeeze

    • @chupcake005
      @chupcake005 3 года назад +76

      they have no business being that cute to each other I love it

    • @Lucas-sf6km
      @Lucas-sf6km 3 года назад +39

      No. They both can't cheat on pyro. They kissed him already

    • @pantsmage970
      @pantsmage970 3 года назад +44

      No, it's the tension that keeps us coming back because this is the love story for ages

    • @noahm44
      @noahm44 2 года назад +2

      Gayyyyy

    • @jordanraaths3808
      @jordanraaths3808 2 года назад

      Eeew fuck no

  • @rosarosa981
    @rosarosa981 3 года назад +158

    I can’t believe that two grown adult men vaping into large bubbles was so beautiful.

  • @splash1099
    @splash1099 3 года назад +19

    I felt that in my heart when he said it’s a representation of me and you.

  • @zaleofsiteb
    @zaleofsiteb 3 года назад +12

    Max: It's your superhero costume!
    Chad: [immediately becomes a supervillain once wearing all the pieces]

  • @enbyriot9088
    @enbyriot9088 3 года назад +312

    chad kissing max’s cheek unironically made my heart soft

    • @7olkan
      @7olkan 3 года назад +15

      we need an onlyfans with those two

    • @8BitTorrent
      @8BitTorrent 3 года назад +5

      Same. Their friendship gives me life

    • @lucithecoolest
      @lucithecoolest 3 года назад

      Huh where?

  • @joshchilds228
    @joshchilds228 3 года назад +618

    “I love that smell, it reminds me of you alittle bit” chad bein cute

  • @olivermeadowsbrooks1169
    @olivermeadowsbrooks1169 2 года назад +6

    They 100% should’ve done the Skyrim “you’re finally awake “ meme when he wiped the silly string off the camera lens

  • @saljavin3287
    @saljavin3287 3 года назад +11

    14:23 Finally max releasing some of his chaotic energy out on the drums oh how I can't wait to see what the future holds for these too goof balls

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 3 года назад +469

    *Surprised they didn’t buy each other too many alcohol related gifts.*

  • @YassinElMohtadi
    @YassinElMohtadi 3 года назад +326

    Maxmoefoe : *screams*
    My brain : that's the funniest shit i've ever heard

    • @supray12
      @supray12 3 года назад +5

      I love you

    • @panchopantera8421
      @panchopantera8421 3 года назад

      The ''*SHAT AP SHAT THA FACK AP*'' was really funny tbh

    • @leahd5341
      @leahd5341 3 года назад

      Memento Mori

  • @mr.heffner5280
    @mr.heffner5280 3 года назад +9

    I love how emotional chad is, makes me smile more than I’ve ever smiled in my life because I hate myself

    • @Charlie1875
      @Charlie1875 2 года назад

      Ikr, this video is so fucking wholesome

  • @cXspXr
    @cXspXr Год назад +6

    14:07 i aspire to have a bond this strong with someone

  • @crimet0ad
    @crimet0ad 3 года назад +389

    the bubble part genuinely put me in a really contemplative frame of mind, thanks for another year of vids boys, i hope to see you again before the new year

    • @crimet0ad
      @crimet0ad 3 года назад +8

      happy holidays btw

    • @aIiiive
      @aIiiive 3 года назад +6

      You too

    • @clairesv
      @clairesv Год назад +1

      @@aIiiive wholesome

    • @aIiiive
      @aIiiive Год назад

      @@clairesv mf this was 1 year ago

  • @PotatoKing219
    @PotatoKing219 3 года назад +380

    When the world ends on new years, at least Max will be able to survive with his stockpile of Beans.

    • @TrentendoGaming
      @TrentendoGaming 3 года назад +5

      It'll be the division challenge all over again

  • @autumnleaf3667
    @autumnleaf3667 3 года назад +15

    “Night shirt” is the gift version of turning the plate of picnic food over in the trash can

  • @ilovetitties7413
    @ilovetitties7413 3 года назад +7

    No matter how depressed I am you two always manage to make me laugh. Thanks for always making life easier.

  • @SMA2343
    @SMA2343 3 года назад +400

    I can’t believe two Australians got promoted by Genshin before Joey who plays it like his life depends on it

    • @Exilitate
      @Exilitate 3 года назад +24

      Genshit

    • @m3kyah_489
      @m3kyah_489 3 года назад +2

      Big shit

    • @nicodemuslee
      @nicodemuslee 3 года назад +37

      dont gotta pay for promotion if the guy gives it to them for free, sadly!

    • @kohuya1885
      @kohuya1885 3 года назад +3

      They got the wrong aussie

    • @jojak0512
      @jojak0512 3 года назад +2

      genshit poopact

  • @ManekiYo
    @ManekiYo 3 года назад +168

    "Merry Christmas my back hurts" I felt that.

  • @brucky7822
    @brucky7822 3 года назад +2

    I really appreciate that there wasnt really any meme items. this felt way more genuine thumbs up good job guys.

  • @chuckles_chuckles_chuckles1019
    @chuckles_chuckles_chuckles1019 Год назад +5

    I still want Bruno and Bonar on the show

  • @mikestar5968
    @mikestar5968 3 года назад +245

    “No meme gifts”
    *opens meme card game”

  • @LaniakeaLeathercrafts
    @LaniakeaLeathercrafts 3 года назад +55

    1:30 missed opportunity to put Max and Chad in the Skyrim wagon

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 3 года назад +15

    “Chad got me these Yeezy’s”
    THESEEZY’S bruh
    THEEZY’S

  • @rhaegal5650
    @rhaegal5650 3 года назад +92

    1:39 love that subliminal messaging in the background when the sponsor is mentioned

  • @midnite_in_november
    @midnite_in_november 3 года назад +256

    Chad is such a thoughtful friend...burning shadows, mario legos, yeezys, beans, pikachu alarm clock, and more
    And then there’s Max: I got u gifts from wish, fiverr, and also u are now supporting two African children

  • @Pamaj420
    @Pamaj420 3 года назад +10

    11:46 *ITS A BUG!!*

  • @stinmkytoe
    @stinmkytoe 3 года назад +17

    1:25 proper missed out on the opportunity to make a ‘hey you, you’re finally awake’ Skyrim meme there boys

  • @dolphinchair7491
    @dolphinchair7491 3 года назад +359

    Damn imagine being able to afford gifts for homies

  • @theplug5660
    @theplug5660 3 года назад +28

    12:30 that was probably the most peaceful event in cold ones history

  • @prodgoswamii
    @prodgoswamii 2 года назад

    i love how wholesome max is, three things he already had and he absolutely loved it

  • @themrcheesemann
    @themrcheesemann 3 года назад +9

    1:13 I am crying of laughter

  • @PhidSillips
    @PhidSillips 3 года назад +273

    *Merry Christmas Everyone* :)

  • @philipg7756
    @philipg7756 3 года назад +160

    Chad last year: buys meme gifts then feels bad
    Chad this year: money means nothing to me

  • @usern2842
    @usern2842 3 года назад +6

    The best part of this is when Max just says "ITS A BUG"
    got me good

  • @autopsyjuice6648
    @autopsyjuice6648 2 года назад +1

    I love that there’s actually thought put into these and not just the dumbest shit

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 3 года назад +310

    If Chad was Santa, you would have to leave out alcohol, weed, and cocaine instead of milk and cookies.
    EDIT: by request I added weed.

    • @Maelakai
      @Maelakai 3 года назад +8

      Nah alcohol and weed

    • @manawearblack
      @manawearblack 3 года назад +3

      That’s what I get my kids to leave out haha

    • @CheeseAlderman
      @CheeseAlderman 3 года назад +4

      Haha, in UK you leave alcohol out for father Christmas.

    • @BellumCarroll
      @BellumCarroll 3 года назад +8

      @@CheeseAlderman same with Australia. Beer for Santa, carrots for the reindeer

    • @the_carvinator
      @the_carvinator 3 года назад +2

      I feel like edibles instead of cocaine

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 3 года назад +110

    Max was so proud that the two African kids live in Chad 😂

  • @brunobuccerrati7628
    @brunobuccerrati7628 2 года назад +12

    "Im a sucker for plants"
    We all know what plant he's talking about

  • @andygeez6048
    @andygeez6048 2 года назад +4

    "I thought we said no sh!t gifts"
    "You got me 22 cans of beans"

  • @PuregoldSTF
    @PuregoldSTF 3 года назад +87

    This is surprisingly wholesome.

  • @manofspice
    @manofspice 3 года назад +71

    A new episode of Cold Ones is the best gift for any occasion

  • @victorvalnad5340
    @victorvalnad5340 3 года назад

    I love your friendship so much.
    Merry Christmas sweeties!

  • @amagostartdatbigfirekickba9865
    @amagostartdatbigfirekickba9865 2 года назад +10

    "MAN YOU GOTTA SEE THE NEW AVENGER ITS AWESOME!"
    The Avengers: 16:17

  • @tobitobi9097
    @tobitobi9097 3 года назад +33

    "Two Australians been moronic and wholesome at the same time" Brought you by GENSHIN IMPACT

  • @dadfromprison288
    @dadfromprison288 3 года назад +45

    Not gonna lie, this is my favorite RUclips channel.

  • @gleshknichi5677
    @gleshknichi5677 3 года назад +2

    I love these two so much. Great vids.

  • @samskoy5114
    @samskoy5114 Год назад

    The bubble part with the introspective music playing gets me every time. I seriously get emotional.

  • @fu5ionazzo188
    @fu5ionazzo188 3 года назад +230

    Still cant believe that genshin impact , a wholesome game, sponsored these legend crackheads.

    • @49531
      @49531 3 года назад +17

      Actually a pretty good game, didn't expect it to be like this. it's kinda a clon of legend of zelda breath of the wild, but a good one. With payments of course, but u can grind ur way. Plot is kinda bruh, but alright.

    • @armorken3184
      @armorken3184 3 года назад +16

      wish it wasn't owned by a chinese company they basically hold the developers hostage

    • @777DBZFF
      @777DBZFF 3 года назад +12

      Wholesome? The Chinese spyware app?

    • @Immor7alBG
      @Immor7alBG 3 года назад +8

      @@777DBZFF Didn't you know? If you like something that makes it ''wholesome''. Thats how the term works according to some people.

    • @touchpadnm1
      @touchpadnm1 3 года назад +3

      People really just throw the word wholesome into fuckin anything now huh

  • @somebrokecollegeguy
    @somebrokecollegeguy 3 года назад +64

    "I thought we said no shit gifts"
    "You got me 22 cans of beans"

  • @cashplus4467
    @cashplus4467 3 года назад +2

    please make one every year. and give this man more cards of the Pokemon variety!!

  • @ayz553
    @ayz553 3 года назад +7

    Best thing about coming back from a 3 month bootcamp has to be the vids I get to pick up on

  • @beridus
    @beridus 3 года назад +32

    Its actually really nice you sponsored those kids. I'm sure that'll help them a lot and was a really nice Christmas present to them.

  • @abednegokurio9244
    @abednegokurio9244 3 года назад +48

    This is the single greatest Genshin Impact ad I’ve ever seen

    • @brammutje15
      @brammutje15 3 года назад

      It's actually a really good game

    • @joaorichter9970
      @joaorichter9970 3 года назад

      Ganyu isn't even out yet tho. But i do appreciate the gift code

  • @meggy8699
    @meggy8699 Год назад +1

    when Max gifted Chad his cologne and they got to have a little bro moment about smelling the same on how Chad likes it because it smells like Max. I love yall sfm

  • @captainpain_qc7982
    @captainpain_qc7982 Год назад +2

    this video is now a holiday tradition. I will come back to it every year untill my last breath.

  • @johnmitchell15
    @johnmitchell15 3 года назад +78

    May your drinks be merry and your grog be joyous and when Christmas Day strikes you shall be filled with happiness

  • @the_peefster
    @the_peefster 3 года назад +37

    "OOH I can use that as a pajama shirt" I'm sure we've all used this line when getting a shirt we would not be caught wearing lmao

  • @ej_whoelse3216
    @ej_whoelse3216 3 года назад +24

    I’ve been going through a breakup and this put a smile on my face

  • @roachdoggjr6893
    @roachdoggjr6893 3 года назад +16

    Gensin is the last thing I would expect to sponsor this

    • @gabe3282
      @gabe3282 2 года назад

      true since genshin community is the least edgiest community

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 2 года назад +4

      @@gabe3282 yeah they're all pedos instead

    • @roachdoggjr6893
      @roachdoggjr6893 2 года назад

      @@myamdane6895 where does this come from? I think the community sucks but pedophilia claims aren't something to just swing around.

    • @D3niz3n
      @D3niz3n 2 года назад +1

      @@roachdoggjr6893 because so many genshin fans sexualise klee, qiqi, and diona

  • @Gambit_YT
    @Gambit_YT 3 года назад +162

    I will pay BIG money for that chad poster tho...

    • @lewisbaitup6352
      @lewisbaitup6352 3 года назад +11

      I mean who wouldnt

    • @rudlum7250
      @rudlum7250 3 года назад +24

      Id frame it on my ceiling in my room so i can wake up to that wanker

  • @gabymarr2634
    @gabymarr2634 3 года назад +79

    Seeing chad and maxy have genuine fun with the giant bubbles warms my heart. ugh 🥺

  • @GayHippie
    @GayHippie 3 года назад

    I really think the "grogged games" from the cold ones channel are the best things you guys put out.

  • @Trollfeeder1234
    @Trollfeeder1234 3 года назад +4

    13:00 wholesome giggle

  • @dianamungaray
    @dianamungaray 3 года назад +37

    I never thought I'd see a genshin impact sponsor for this channel

  • @aRandomFish1
    @aRandomFish1 3 года назад +4

    9:30 Chad held up Max's hair so it wouldn't get beer in it. You're too good for this world Chad

  • @0HoesYamem
    @0HoesYamem 3 года назад +3

    I love how they destroy everything and still the room looks good af

  • @howtokillsnapdragons
    @howtokillsnapdragons 2 года назад +2

    There were legit beautiful moments in this video ;-;

  • @CptnRumbeard
    @CptnRumbeard 3 года назад +159

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, GO GET DRUNK! ~responsibly~

    • @isyriex4675
      @isyriex4675 3 года назад +1

      bro im 12

    • @CptnRumbeard
      @CptnRumbeard 3 года назад +3

      @@isyriex4675 get drunk on water or milk

  • @Starlight-py4pw
    @Starlight-py4pw 3 года назад +30

    piano on the floor
    Kaede: OH TO SEE WITHOUT MY EYES

  • @joelavila8978
    @joelavila8978 2 года назад

    Been rewatching this all year long, but not it finally feels appropriate

  • @EricAustinYun
    @EricAustinYun 3 года назад +1

    It's actually pretty dope you guys got sponsored by Genshin. I've been playing the absolute shit out of it lately but I've also been AR 47 for a while now