Paying Food Delivery Drivers to Eat With Us
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- Опубликовано: 28 фев 2021
- We Ordered Food and then invited the Drivers to Eat it With Us!
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Egg
@@Riveya555 Cute puppy you got there not gonna lie
No
Petscop 2
“Why won’t anyone come in? Why is everyone scared of us 😔”
*asks guy that just delivered 50 packs of condoms to them to come inside because they’re “making a video”*
OMG i didn't noticed 🤣
Ok let me be clear petscop 2
HAHAHAHH
He also delivered the pineapple
And the person answering the door looks like Bray Wyatt.
“How much have you had to drink?”
“Only a spoonful”
From today onwards that's how I'm going to respond to anyone asking how much I've drank
this had me dying omg
My Yeezy's!
14:03
Ok, now this is epic
I love how Ronak didn’t enter because Max told him not to trust the fat man
Smart man.
sounds like it could be out of a creepypasta
"WHY ARE THEY SO SCARED OF US???" Chad I love you man, but you have to realise that an absolute unit like you, with 40 boxes of condoms in the back, a camera crew, and a creepy drunk goblin trying to lure you in by waving money at you, looks like the most "stranger danger" thing ever.
🤣🤣
I’m still laughing and the video ended 3 minutes ago
😂
a creep drunk goblin is the best way to describe max
That delivery guy teaching Chad and Max, is like someone communicating with Caveman
He was the modern Prometheus
@@Scroolewse his crime against the gods was teaching them how to make pizza
@@Nah-ps7iy Zeus didn’t appreciate that
Grug moment
HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING TRUE
i like how everyone just seems and walks scared in their presence
Let’s be real, we would all be terrified if we delivered 1000 condoms and a fat man told me to come in.
Ok sooo petscop 2
Wouldnt you?
Men surrounded by gods. I would be scared too
Two chaotic neutrals usually are up to no good.
Their banks must hate them. Anytime they see something that they think may look like a suspicious order, it just ends up being like "no, my card wasn't stolen, I bought 100 McDonald's burger patties and 50 packs of condoms on purpose"
I've gotta assume they call ahead and make sure they don't get their shit frozen.
@@claires1063 you think these 2 look like they plan ahead?
@@Haitch12341 I assume Scott does.
@@claires1063 didn't it make the card get frozen at the start of the first episode of this "series"?
they probably know that its usually "business expenses"
"did it lock?"
"we're gonna kill you"
i would have loved to see the reaction of the delivery man
That bit kills me every time, no pun intended
Bro I legit laughed hard when he said that!!! 😂😂😂
Willing to bet the guy had already left or he wouldn't have said that, Max doesn't have the same give no shit attitude about things like that that Chad has.
Chad trying to comprehend Max saying "make a big burger," is like watching a dell computer start up
Ok sooo petscop 2
OEM go brrrrr
ok sooo team fortress 3
Mine starts for 9 seconds
@@nas9229 gotta get that turbo speed ssd my man
Max throwing up without having eaten just confirms that his stomach is completely fucked
He has chrons
@@paulserra8802 he'd be long dead if he had crohn's
@@thievinglittlegoblin404 he has chrons
@@thievinglittlegoblin404 he has chrons
@@thievinglittlegoblin404 he has chrons
"I'll give you $10 an egg"
"$20"
I love this delivery guy. He knows what's up
how do you stay so healthy at your age
It's simple, they don't
They’re still young enough. Soon their bodies will give up.
It’s easy to appear relatively healthy when you’re young.
@@kdmedia1534 they reach 40 and they're bodies simply dissolve into the ether just to attain some peace
They definitely do not stay healthy 😂😂
I love how the drunker max gets the more the jokes boil down to "finally, milk" and "hey, among us"
"Just a spoonful"
“eyy Peter” is a classic🤣
*FINALLY*
*SAUCE*
Bottom text
Top text
Really explains his twitter feed
I love how nobody would come in even for hundreds of dollars, but the one who did was fucking Gusteau
sorry what is Gusteau?
@@anaiv8818 i think they’re talking about the chef from ratatouille since the one guy knew how to make pizza
@@anaiv8818 anyone can cook
aaahhhhh
XD
I’ve never seen max this drunk before, he’s a chaos incarnate
You're at 69 likes and I won't ruin it even though I agree with you
amongus
96 likes
He had only a spoonful
bruhfor anyone wondering, the link at the end just leads to the "only a spoonful" vine
Thanks
Every Cold Ones video reminds me of Regular Show, it starts with a simple concept and spirals into insanity every time.
This is so accurate wtf
true and real
Every Cartoon to ever exist: are we is joke?
Jenkies
Yup
Max: last time we got a little carried away
*Proceeds pull out comically large spoon and spill a disgusting mix of liquids all over the table and floor whilst screaming like a madman
It was only a spoonful
I love how the driver slowly starts to feel slightly more comfortable and starts laughing with them
Max's hair is slowly eating his brain as it grows which is why he is referring back to his goblin ways.
@@quantity360 i concur
amoguss
Hot
are you reverting to the screaming?
He needs to buzz his hair off next episode
Edit: or cut it at the edge of the beanie to make a bowl cut 😆
"my wife left me recently"
*slowly inserts egg into mouth*
he is gay
Max throwing up on himself like a big baby is hysterical.
My bois really ordered the stuff to make a none pizza with left beef and didn't take the opportunity🥲🥲😞😞
Last time Chad derailed it, this time Max did. Circle of life.
Bruh petscop 2
Because snaids
ah perfect balance indeed
ball is life
Reminds me of Fear and Loathing, where one is always more fucked than the other
I died when chad asked the dude how he stays so healthy for his age
Thog don't caare
@@SkittleDroid Thog Don't Care
@@Sklumbo T D C
@@Imabeatyouman ᵀᴰᶜ
@@buppo8931 im just tryna keep it gong
The pizza falling out of the box at the end was such a perfect place to cut the video. Well done
my big bro was in this as a cameo thank you for letting him in his role was a little weird but me and him enjoyed it ( he is the big spoon)
Does that make you the little spoon
@@francisbakininthekitchen2441 bro thats like incest for them
@@3starperfectdeer233 That's not incest, I spoon my uncle regularly
@@3starperfectdeer233 silver is thicker than water.
“Max how much have you had to drink?”
“Only a spoonful”
C l a s s i c
T-shirt idea!
JOJI SPOON
Finallyyyy, it returns.
Hamburger
Chicken
mustard
Nuggets
Hey Peter
The 3 Greatest mysteries:
Amelia Earhart's disappearance
The zodiac killer
Where the fuck the maxmoefoe Japanese vlogs are
BIG ASS LAND CRABS TORE HER LIMB FROM LIMB
@@jorgelin7479 don't want to sound stupid but is that true
@@flumpdinkronk1551 yes. im the crad,.
@@jorgelin7479 "SO HERE'S THIS GIANT ENEMY CRAB"
I’ve never seen a man put his whole arm through a pizza till today
Only an arm full
Its like a joke you would see in SpongeBob with Patrick
DID YOU JUST... CALL MAX A "MAN"
@xkxndy216
right? He's obviously a goblin from another realm
This channel is low-key the revival of the golden era of this group
Which group? I just found out about this channel.
@@shuenshuen filthy frank era is the golden era of RUclips
@@shuenshuen Look at Max's Second Channel it will gives you a small sample of the antics these Gents got up to in the Golden era
@@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307 will do, thanks!
:(
Always a joy to see Chad being the sober one babysitting.
The delivery guy that helped make the pizza and took total control has main character energy.
I'm fucking dying when chad tells "i love you" on the phone and then it's silence
You ever been so dumb you’ve done that to a non family member?
this is the most chilled out chaos i've ever seen.
Chad's confused and shocked "He just ran..." gets me everytime.
Fun Fact: The link at 14:45 takes you to the "Only a spoonful" vine by King Bach.
ruclips.net/video/UhF1VidTWok/видео.html
@@turbochoochoo you’re a god, thanks
Didn't he die or something
@@artist7229 he is still alive. He tried to get into the movie business but fell off hard. He's super irrelevant now.
Cold Ones also commented under that vid lol
this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while. I get all excited when i see a new vid
also i wanna marry your editor
Prezzo you got yourself a partner
Interesting
@@aguyiguess7795 yeah but only a spoon full
@@ekfjdkdfjdjdld4893 i read that "but only a spoonful" at the same time chad said it in the video
I feel so cool right now
Prezoh is gay tho, unless you're into that.
"Okay max how much have you had to drink"
"OnLy A sPoOn fUll"
😂😂😂
"would you sell this?" "no" "how do you think we're doing?" "doing very bad"
The fact that their account wasn't immediately frozen shows how much shit they must buy
I dont know how the fuck they afford all this shit 😂
@@Gypsyblood777 Click their patreon. They make 32k USD alone off that a month.
@@Gypsyblood777 and (im not from australia so i cant 100% confirm) i think they can write off alot as business expenses
@@hugonamenlos7218 lol that doesn’t mean you don’t have to pay for it, just means you don’t pay tax
@@StarHarvestOfficial bruh wtf am I doing with my life
Alternate title: Two drunk men spend an unreasonable amount of money on condoms and disassembled food.
two drunk men spend an unreasonable amount of other people's patreon money on condoms and disassembled food*
@@Nadaters correct, but at least it's entertaining
4:55 that felt nostalgic
I feel like even as a fan I would still be scared to walk into the studio with Chad and Max you have no idea the chaos they're capable of
That one French guy last year was hilarious
He was truly a once in a lifetime kinda guy
Absolutely love these videos lmao
Bruh petscop 2
@@Jacob-xp8tw youve said this to absolutely everyone
Blooper randomly making an appearance here wow been forever since I watched the Atlantic craft too the emotions I just gone thru are outrageous
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I’m so sorry but...
I WAS YOUR THOUSANDTH LIIIKEEE
The beauty of this show man. Max will tell one joke better then Chad will tell the next joke better and vice versa. It can’t fail.
no wonder everyone ran off when they were acting sus af, they werent like "Hey we got a online show we're filming, wanna help out?" its like "HEY WE'LL GIVE YOU MONEY IF YOU COME IN HERE"
So that’s why prezoh wanted people to pretend there was a speed run in his twitch chat
You can take the Prezoh away from Clint, but you can’t take the Clint away from Prezoh
@@lineartips1260 who’s Clint
@@TonyDAnnunzio clint deez nuts
@@blackmedalfpl8099 huh
@@TonyDAnnunzio Clint Stevens. a streamer who also has prezoh as an editor. he doesn't stream much but hes pretty funny
This makes me like mondays again.
Yes!!!
Petscop 2
@@Jacob-xp8tw wtf
@@quantity360 stfu homer
Gex 2 on that TV in the background just make my whole day. It's tail time.
Dont mind me, I'm just waiting for a new video.
Seing max throw up doesn't affect me anymore
anymore?
hair cake flashbacks...
I mean he's survivor of Cake Trilogy
At this point the video doesnt feel complete if he doesnt
Scoot. Anymore anymore anymore. I live in a constant state of fear and misery
cold ones will never stop making me cry of laughter every episode
Every episode with out fail
I havent seen Max this wasted in a long time, fuck that was awesome.
“Max how much have you had to drink”
“Uh only a spoonful”
I imagined being the delivery guy, opening the door with a very odd order, just seing red neon lights and two weird dudes with cameras. I would have ran too.
"I didn't count" My mans just wanted to eat some eggs
Didn’t even care about the money at the point 🤣
I like how max remembered robinski
I swear every episode gets closer to being a fever dream. I love it
Literally the entire world is under lockdown.
Meanwhile Aussies:
Soooo petscop 2
@@Jacob-xp8tw dafuq this isn't even pyro
No it's not
they lucky cause they have virtually no cases
Yeah and the state Max and Chad live in is the covid "hotspot" of AU. The state I live in has literally only 2 active cases...
We fund this fine media.
And I regret nothing.
This is legitimately the funniest RUclips video I've seen in _years_ , possibly ever.
Just complete unhinged hilarity.
The first guys was so uncomfortable yet so chill it was amazing
12:25
here's a reply
yo wilburgur, upload more videos and ill donate to your onlyfans
I miss autism cat and bone boy
@Mercury I too have aids
Miss you bb
I’m glad Elmo’s sacrifice led to this😔💯
Max is really into the "finally" meme
He said bless you..
This isn’t even a podcast anymore wtf 😂
Lmao I completely forgot this was a podcast channel 😂
i actually prefer these kinds of non podcast videos tbh LOL
it never was kiddo
Never has been
@@KosherPorky wow litearly repeated my comment one day after me... weak sauce kiddo
As an American, I am amazed by Chad’s “sauce” trick
Their designed to be like that.
Same. I am currently angry at the giant, impossible to open ketchup dipping packets we have 😭
@@FrostedUndead i mean, if you squeeze them, they will open...
@@dedpxl you get them in the UK too
I always come back to this vid because it's fire but Prezoh's editing is KING this video
I remember once I said "I love you" to chad in one of his Instagram livestreams and he only said "i don't know you" so that's what you deserve
Ps: i love u chad
i matched with Chad on Tinder and he ignored my pick-up line :(
This reminds me of the good ol days..... Good times good times.
Only a spoon full had me in hysterics brought tears to my eyes pure fkn gold
this is like if Max was on the receiving end of the “Making a Perfect Human” video Max made with Jeff. Max is sooooooooo drunk and just fucking everything up
YOU'RE SO RIGHT LMAO
11:21 I love how chad didn't take the sauce shot
Love from Kenya,,,you guys helps allot❤❤❤
Is no one gonna mention the UNCOMFORTABLE smiles?
I love that they still have the filthy frank type personality’s on camera so it’s just a acid trip every episode
Thats just how they are when drunk
They are keeping the good old days alive! Always get flash backs to hair cake and shit when i watch these ahah
good to see max going back to his roots; prank calls, drinking milk and throwing up
i’ve just seen this video for the first time and oh my god this might be one of my favorite cold one episodes max is just so ridiculous it’s amazing
I love how chad tired to control the chaos but max just added to it
i can really respect prezoh going through the effort of adding a whole-ass twitch chat in the speedrunning bit
I can't believe Chad broke the Ubereats speed running record!
Ube reats
Chef
I love how there’s no stopping max when he starts breaking something or making a mess
Hurry up and make more videos 😁
“put the money on a fishing pole”
okay goblin max was that how you were dragged into cold ones
The pizza guy who drew the Bugs Bunny art deserves a raise, hope he got a tip afterwards
I love that spastic "HEY!" At 11:17
7:19 I've lost it! 😂😂 I have pissed myself laughing! 😂😂
Gotta love how max starts at a 2 and ends at 100.... It's wild to see Chad being the "responsible" one
I never really realize how much money RUclipsrs make until I see a cold ones vid, the waste is totally worth it tho this vids are the pinnacle of comedy lol
I feel like all of this comes from patreon, because by no means they make this much money only with youtube
@@turbosoggy6767 patreon and they get hella sponsors
dude you guys made all of their nights this was genuinely so wholesome
Oh my fuck y’all are hilarious I was crying laughing by the end of the video! An instant classic
This is probably the drunkest I’ve ever seen Max. I can’t believe this video exists, and I’m so grateful
I like the part with the comically large spoon, y’see this is funny cause the spoon is larger than a normal spoon, so he can actually eat a lot, and that’s pretty funny m8. Or at least i think so. Well yeah its pretty funny, i guess? Or not, maybe it’s not that funny. Well idfk anymore. My name heff
@@Yigash he do the snap
Lmaoooo xdddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He it was or is as it could have been before and will be again. Sludge me up, brother.
haha I thought they were talking about a normal spoon but then it turned out to a really big spon. Then they put in bucket and splashy lmfao xD
Joji spoon joji spoon!!!!!
Man I'm so glad I recently discovered these guys!
Just found this channel.Its pretty good.
BUT THEN YOU GET INTO IT AND ITS EVENNNNN BETTER.