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GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear ryan
@@mikebazinga982 I first saw him on like Tyler1 videos...been slowly seeing him pop up more and more, his channel is like a captivating train wreck of confusion
The ironic thing about the first streamer is that he said he’s on keto so that’s why he doesn’t have butter. Butter is actually perfect for keto. He then eats barbecue sauce, which is not good for keto.
I thought the exact same thing haha keto is a fat based diet, bbq sauce has so much sugar it goes against the whole purpose of the diet of reaching ketosis
Max and Chad are pure chaotic neutral. One moment they’re paying someone to humiliate themselves, and the next they’re making someone’s dreams a reality.
Dude, the wholesome one with the mom took the cake. Being nice for no real reason is so confusing and powerful. I did not expect you trollkings to end up doing something like that.
Streamer : *so thankful and emotional about the money that they're borderline crying* Max : *[demonic laughter fueled by the weakness of the Innocents]*
My grandpa and I had a funny theory that ancient gods were just advance alien controls bored and trolling for lolz....I could see these two fitting that bill
Degeneracy definitely applies to the Jesse guy. He gets so much money from his few close friends and the power goes to his head. The guy harasses quite a few people. Definitely not a guy worthy of the amount of money these guys gave him
0:56 When I saw myself pop up on the screen, my jaw dropped. It was a pleasure having you guys pop up on our chat. Thank you very very much for your generosity. I wish I could've given a proper thank instead of just over chat but I hope you know how much that truly meant to me.
Honestly can't say how much this helped OnlyJoeyD. I've been in his community as a mod for nearly 2 years and I can honestly say that he and his Mum deserve it so much. My friends always. It's crazy how much people like yous can change someone's life! X
@Mister X the fact that a person doesn't look ill, doesn't mean they aren't and not just that but we never know what they're living like, u kno? they might have other types of problems, everybody does
@Kay K I respect that opinion, and I can agree that at least this video was more interesting content-wise than Mr. Beasts donations one. I guess they just have different appeals, you know?
That video of the guy withhold mom actually made me cry. I love thinking about if I won the lottery or had a nice amount of money I’d do everything for my mom
I'm honestly surprised he said no to rapping about cumming to fortnite when dude made his rap career by rapping about pokemon. Like, really? This is where you draw the line?
shed a couple tears myself at the JoeyD part. that was a wondrous thing to do. i even broke out a shooter bottle to cheers with the lads over the intrawebz. love, peace, and prosperity to the Cold Ones duo.
I'm a huge fan of beards and kinda hate to admit that I agree. His beard would look better (and he would too) if he got it styled or taken in on the sides
Dude I was sitting here staring at him for a few minutes then going to his insta and doing the same all over again just because I couldn't believe it's slick
Bro it took me like 2 minutes, before I realized it, and then the clip of him screeching/singing in the kitchen came up in my head. Didn't even realize he streams
OK, I know this is an old video probably not gonna get the notification for this one, but if you guys could do more of these videos. Jjust going on random peoples accounts and making them do funny things, I am never laughed so hard! LOVE YOU BOTH******** THE WHOLE COLD ONES TEAM ❤
And people question whether or not Cold Ones ain’t the best talk show/podcast variety show. This is peak content and sets the standard all others should follow. Max & Chad and the whole team are are absolute kings & queens bruh.
I mean they should have checked some of the creators first. Jesse Hammond and his fans are actually extremely toxic and bully quite a few people. I didn’t do research on the rest but even so this means they donated to someone who harassed people. So in that case that shouldn’t be the standard.
Literally fucking cried tears of joy from this video. Y'all are fucking amazing, I'm very proud to be a supporter of yours. Keep it up! Much much love from the SHITTY ASS MT USA
Hahahahahahaha you linked Jesse Hammond as (now bald guy) I was in the chat for that stream and it was amazing. You have created many memes for Jesse's community. He now looks eggsellent because of you guys. Respect.
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No
Cool
Yes boys 😉
Gimme money chad
Hey I ordered the cucumber joe tee months ago and still haven't got it yet please respond
"Some incredible people in this world"
Two literal demons cackling on the other end.
@@DarkWestern no they are LITREAL demon
I picture the 2 demons from the old disney Hercules lmao
@@DarkWestern go back to church lol
@@Christalwing What was his comment? He musta removed it.
@@KlaximumSkroeft I don't remember honestly, but I think it involved some dumb shit haha. They must've taken it way too seriously
Streamer: Thank you *getting emotional* Thank you so much
Chad:...He's kinda sexy
he is
Max: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“ I want that fan in bits” 😂😂
I agree
“You’ve changed my life”
Chad : I want that fan in pieces
GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear ryan
AxxL did you have a schizophrenic episode writing this?
@@wispre2434 I know I did
@@wispre2434 he's a troll channel, kinda like German howtobasic with a little bit more of the autism lol. he's funny
@@mikebazinga982 I first saw him on like Tyler1 videos...been slowly seeing him pop up more and more, his channel is like a captivating train wreck of confusion
The ironic thing about the first streamer is that he said he’s on keto so that’s why he doesn’t have butter. Butter is actually perfect for keto. He then eats barbecue sauce, which is not good for keto.
YES THANK YOU
I KNOW RIGHT!?! I am so glad to see someone point this out, makes no sense hahaha
I thought the exact same thing haha keto is a fat based diet, bbq sauce has so much sugar it goes against the whole purpose of the diet of reaching ketosis
@@TrufflesandMayonaise that moment when someone says one thing wrong they get punished for ever for it,
Came to the comments to say this. Butter is amazing on keto, especially to cook with
Never heard "lets see if we can make him cry" said with good intentions.
Okay, but that guy that brought his mom in was so wholesome omg
ur pic ahahahahah
Its so wholesome, the guy almost cries
Meanwhile
-Max, laughs like a maniac
-Chad, "i wanna see that fan in bits"
Also kind of sexy
The guy is called OnlyJoeyD
Yes
Mr Beast: I'm going to donate $1000 to small steamers
Max: I'ma donate 500 dollars and see if he starts crying
Next soy boy
Massive Internet Legend.
steamers
@@meraak1 yep
*Mr. Breast
Max's inner pokemon was shocked about letting go a shiny Evee
Lol that hurt him and his hoarder brain, he can’t imagine releasing any of them
@@epicalex91 lol
@@epicalex91 topkek
It really fucking hurt me after hatching 1000 eevee eggs with no shiny.
@@zets8238 I feel your pain
"there's some incredible people in this world"
30 seconds earlier they're giving a guy money to rub butter on his face and crack an egg lmao
an egg *i* *n* *h* *i* *s* *E* *A* *R*
better than ur government taxing 30% of your hard earned dollar and corrupting every penny of it
@@mynamejeb8743 bombs
Well it's their money.
They gotta balance it out lmao
The guy who removes his beard looks legit wayyyy handsome than before holy sht
Just a handsome dude in general. But that scruff woof he’s got a nice face
HeroG9000 we over here simpin
donutdoode69 👀 it's a special kind of simp
donutdoode69 :\ ok simp police
Gray Olsen ill simp for the boys
I knew my patreon money was going towards a good cause
comment by 'some broke college student'
Lmao
Don’t be fooled they are the owners of Wayfair
Cocks in fans money well spent lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Max and Chad are pure chaotic neutral. One moment they’re paying someone to humiliate themselves, and the next they’re making someone’s dreams a reality.
hi
More of a chaotic good though, they're still paying huge amounts of money and not demanding anything super fucking dumb.
@@qunaqunowski agree
It’s whatever tickles their brain worms
@@qunaqunowski I'd crack an egg over my head for 10 bucks. What they gave is very generous.
"Isn't that the fat guy from filthy frank"
Nah it's his twin, you can tell them apart because one has a Pewdiepie tattoo on his ass
Sir Reoser not cool
@@davebriggs2919 jokingly said not cool 9 months ago and still got mfs replying, go touch some grass
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
idk I think that guy was slightly good looking or something
Dude, the wholesome one with the mom took the cake. Being nice for no real reason is so confusing and powerful. I did not expect you trollkings to end up doing something like that.
Only Joey D!
Legit the only Cold Ones moment that made me tear up a little bit
Streamer : *so thankful and emotional about the money that they're borderline crying*
Max : *[demonic laughter fueled by the weakness of the Innocents]*
My humor has devolved to the point where I maniacally laugh at a man crying tears of joy
Exactly I love the idea of fucking with someone by repeatedly giving them large amounts of money and giving them some sort of existential crisis
Jeff
its funny how everyone whos done that was so humble and shit and max gave a random guy 1k cuz he wanted to make him confused and cry
My grandpa and I had a funny theory that ancient gods were just advance alien controls bored and trolling for lolz....I could see these two fitting that bill
@@shaymorcormick8743 I like that!
“I don’t have butter because I’m doing a keto diet” bro butter is one of the most keto things literally like 100% fat
Literally said to my screen “dude butter is keto!!” What a dumbass
then eats barbecue sauce, which is like pure sugar
@@reallyreallymean I cackled lol
I think he meant vegan diet lmao
@@reallyreallymean i thought exactly this wtf
Give the man money and make him cry and laught at him
These people are like wholesome super villains
“HOW MUCH TO SAY ‘JESUS IS FAKE?’”
That stream is satire, not a real christian
@@pado_nava I just think it’s a funny quote man
Money brings out some of the weirdest blends of wholesomeness and degeneracy in people I've ever seen.
Degeneracy definitely applies to the Jesse guy. He gets so much money from his few close friends and the power goes to his head. The guy harasses quite a few people. Definitely not a guy worthy of the amount of money these guys gave him
0:56
When I saw myself pop up on the screen, my jaw dropped.
It was a pleasure having you guys pop up on our chat.
Thank you very very much for your generosity.
I wish I could've given a proper thank instead of just over chat but I hope you know how much that truly meant to me.
You are hot.
@@ladyzbs Thank you for the kind words :) It really means a lot.
@@DeSynkro butter is keto
Wholesome af
@@Pronear Thank you
Also, the bald guy is my boyfriend 😂😂😂😂 don’t worry i wont leave him, he already lost eevee, that’s enough. Hahaha love you guys! Am a big fan 😊
Hes a massive legend
roast his ass
Spambbs I refer to my boyfriend as a tree
@Spambbs the Ham Fam loves the bald guy!
We, as a community, refer to him as eggboi now 🥚
“I’m doing a keto diet” *butter is actually keto-friendly*
And barbeque sauce isn't
The original keto diet for treating epilepsy literally includes butter balls lmao
Hmm this seems more reverse
Cold Ones: "We'll give you $50 to drink a bottle of soy sauce"
Streamer: "How about you give me some of your boy sauce instead?"
Me: 👁👄👁
Drinking a bottle of soy sauce can kill you so he was smart not to do it 😆
I love how Max starts laughing uncontrollably whilst donating $1000 to a streamer and making him happy
OnlyJoeyD for Cold Ones. If you're gonna make his life then do it all the way
Honestly that might be a good episode
!!!
Please actually do this. I bet it would be a great episode.
This would be awesome
Yes. We want him on an episode bro🙏🏻
Honestly can't say how much this helped OnlyJoeyD. I've been in his community as a mod for nearly 2 years and I can honestly say that he and his Mum deserve it so much. My friends always. It's crazy how much people like yous can change someone's life! X
I still hope he smashes that fan.
Yo, whats the go with him helping out his mum
And they did it all to see him cry ❤️
@Mister X the fact that a person doesn't look ill, doesn't mean they aren't and not just that but we never know what they're living like, u kno? they might have other types of problems, everybody does
their house looked big tbh, doesn't look like they need more money
This reminds me of that episode of Adventure Time where Finn and Jake spend their entire wealth manipulating people with their wealth.
Lmao I was literally about to comment this 7 months late
m-m-m-money
Shofu x Cold Ones was a cross over I never expected but I'm hype to see two of my favorite content creators in this wild collab 10/10.
Max: watches a man doing filthy things
also Max: "this man should be famous"
that's part of what made him famous soooo
iron
Coldee shiashi -y
To do what?
ur mom
@@petrospogosyan383 what a legend
your dad
Good meme's like that dude Grandayy. Dude's VIP.
This .
Bloke who slapped butter on his dome for $50 will be bleeding watching the 1k for Soy Sauce in the Beanie
its all fun man drysdalez here and loved every second of it.
@@ninjamonkey1938 Aw hey that's great
@@cagey300 thanks rate it :)
@@ninjamonkey1938 Bruh
To be fair he did make over 200$ for the butter and egg
2 years later… that crazyslick outro aged well
This video took me into a rollercoaster of emotions. I was laughing, then crying, then laughing again.
Man: cries in happiness
Max: *Hysterically laughter*
This makes mr.beast donation videos look like child’s play
Ah, not really. He donated 100,000...
@@Official_Rz money wise it's smaller yeah but they're also boring as piss to watch
@@Official_Rz yes but this video is actually funny..Mr beast videos are fucking boring
@Kay K I respect that opinion, and I can agree that at least this video was more interesting content-wise than Mr. Beasts donations one. I guess they just have different appeals, you know?
@@kayk9891 Mr beasts videos aren't boring they're entertaining just not funny this one is a lot funnier
I was not expecting the wholesome moment and I dont know what to do with the positive energy now
The dude that brought his mom in made me cry oh my god that was so incredibly wholesome
That video of the guy withhold mom actually made me cry. I love thinking about if I won the lottery or had a nice amount of money I’d do everything for my mom
"I dont have butter and im on a keto diet :'("
Ketosis: body literally using fat for energy
Came here to post this. BBQ is full of sugar too.
@@tombombathrill2743 oh my god that too haha 🤣
yeah i instantly went to the comments when he said that, smh doesnt even know what keto is and is on it
Just more proof that people dumb enough to do Keto don't know shit about nutrition.
@@ThatRipOff lmao keto works just fine if you do it right
"I have no butter, I'm on a Keto diet"
Proceeds to eat barbeque sauce.
oof.
There's keto bbq sauce man. There's keto fuckin everything these days. Even keto bread lol.
@@mastercheeks69 butter is keto man
Dan butter itself is keto friendly. Keto dieting is eating low-carb, moderate protein & high fat. Butter is 80% fat & carb-free
Andrej yup lmaoo
it was probably sugar-free i got some with ketchup as well
Shofu is such a cool dude, we had a clean Pokemon battle during one of his Christmas streams.
Was so shocked to see him in this! When worlds collide eh?
@@CeilingCatlol Right? I never would've guessed max was a rhymestyle fan, and vice versa. Such different communities lol
I'm honestly surprised he said no to rapping about cumming to fortnite when dude made his rap career by rapping about pokemon.
Like, really? This is where you draw the line?
@Dukenberry wtf?
my dude
All in all that was really sweet guys giving to the one kid helping his mom. HOPE he knows it was you guys. You rock mates.
Max laughing evilly at making someone really happy has honestly made my day
OMG I made the thumbnail!! thanks again for the BALD boiizz and the Money 😂👌🏻
Team Jesse Ham aka EGGBOI 🥚🥚🥚
MY EGG BOII
You’re a legend
BALD 😂
Spanky McAnus Thank you Spanky McAnus 😂😂
Get OnlyJoeyD on Cold ones, he seems chill and wholesome af
vouch
100% that'd be great to see
Yup
who dat????
Yes the boom team agrees with this!
This guy is on the verge of tears and all Chad can think about is how he'd like to see him destroy his fan lmao
I honestly think about that alot
The wholesome guy with his mom had me crying, and then the last streamer has me cracking tf up
Underrated video. I think your twitch donations are my favorite content you’ve made.
Guy is having a moment
Chad: I want that fan in bits
Ikr? That fucking floored me
I've literally been following JoeyD for like 6 months this is crazy
Thank you famo
you deserved it mate! i was there btw
you fully deserved it
13:00 lmao crazy slick assult
Bro, as as soon as he said, he was going to help his mom with money they sent him $500 more. What the fuck I’m literally crying.
Watching that dude bring his mom in made was a heartwarming moment, y’all earned the patreon sub
yeah onlyjoeyd is wholesome
At 10:14 Max's maniacal laugh backed by a man's tears of joy is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
When Cold One gets wholesome, it gets WHOLESOME. Love it.
9:55 not gonna lie, a nigga shed a few tears at this moment
shed a couple tears myself at the JoeyD part. that was a wondrous thing to do. i even broke out a shooter bottle to cheers with the lads over the intrawebz.
love, peace, and prosperity to the Cold Ones duo.
I'd like to see you guys try and create the most difficult riddle ever.
Heey cynic
No
Yoooo it's actually you! Love you're vids!
What's purple, black, yellow, red, and blue?¿?¿?¿?
@@chuggiesmalls4203 idk what?
That guy who shaved his beard looked way better without it.
I'm a huge fan of beards and kinda hate to admit that I agree.
His beard would look better (and he would too) if he got it styled or taken in on the sides
His beard just needed work but yeah they did him a big service.
Big up OnlyJoeyD man, deserves that so much!
Probably the first and only time a cold ones video has ever made me cry fr
Max evily laughing while generously giving away money is very megamind of him
Streamer: Crying tears of joy because he got over £1,000 in donations from Chad and Max.
Chad and Max: *laughing out loud*
God that prezoh edit of clint’s distorted face was so nostalgic it took me by surprise
The dude who shaved his beard looked better without it
I live for that bit with Joey, whoever he is (no disrespect) That was just super wholesome and very much enjoyed. Ya done good, boys.
I’ll never understand “I’m gonna refund your THOUSAND DOLLARS because I’m scared jumping in a lake is TOS”
It's all so wholesome until chad goes "he's kinda sexy"
onlyjoeyd is kinda sexy no cap
Finally something to watch after this explosion in Lebanon
that was so funny
Lmao I just saw that too
Cant tell if youre lowkey trying to bring awareness or crack a joke
Miraclelittlepie both I suppose lmao
Saw that video on twitter than this was linked right after
They seem oddly sober in this one, have another grog
I like how they gave the wholesome guy the most, gave him a shoutout - that's presh
13:04 that little confused head shake is everything
I never in a million years would've expected shofu and coldones in the same vid. Wild.
and to think, a streamer I watch shaved his head for free
Ludwig
Twomad
Noel
@@thegreatestrussianspy6739 @BlackRoseAnarchy
the two horsemen of the apocalypse
gotta kno your worth
MAX AND CHAD ARE LEGENDS... also scott.
plz keep making videos forever.
The guy who shaved his beard was so lucky he actually looks fine without it.
Nice of you to help mizkif's butler buy himself free of his indentured servitude.
The Joey D part with his mom genuinely made me laugh and cry. I'm so confused, but that was great 🧡🧡🧡
"Crazy Slick" at the end Mizkifs Manager Lmfao
yo
yo
yo
yo
Out of all the twitch dono videos this literally is the best. Funny AF
The guy with his mum had me in tears so wholesome
"How much to say Jesus is fake" lmaooo
Daniel Plainview has joined the chat
That dude bringing in his mom is going to be the most PG you'll ever see on this channel.
The goblin gave away his gold
Does no one realise the last streamer was Mizkifs roommate who lives there for free. Then he gets free 1k from cold ones. What is his luck?
Dude I was sitting here staring at him for a few minutes then going to his insta and doing the same all over again just because I couldn't believe it's slick
I recognized the voice and was freaking out
Bro it took me like 2 minutes, before I realized it, and then the clip of him screeching/singing in the kitchen came up in my head. Didn't even realize he streams
OK, I know this is an old video probably not gonna get the notification for this one, but if you guys could do more of these videos. Jjust going on random peoples accounts and making them do funny things, I am never laughed so hard! LOVE YOU BOTH******** THE WHOLE COLD ONES TEAM ❤
"I can't eat butter on keto diet but I can eat barbecue sauce!"
Yea a lot of sugars which ruin the keto yay
0:33 - I can die happy with these 5 seconds of lip smacking and fame
e g g b o i
KEKW
U be looking cute doe 😳
fonseco 😳
And people question whether or not Cold Ones ain’t the best talk show/podcast variety show. This is peak content and sets the standard all others should follow. Max & Chad and the whole team are are absolute kings & queens bruh.
I mean they should have checked some of the creators first. Jesse Hammond and his fans are actually extremely toxic and bully quite a few people. I didn’t do research on the rest but even so this means they donated to someone who harassed people. So in that case that shouldn’t be the standard.
I'm legit crying, the guy who brought his Mum in was too wholesome
Literally fucking cried tears of joy from this video. Y'all are fucking amazing, I'm very proud to be a supporter of yours. Keep it up! Much much love from the SHITTY ASS MT USA
i already watched a 2.5 hours long version released early on patreon, go to patreon for extended cut NOW
Hahahahahahaha you linked Jesse Hammond as (now bald guy) I was in the chat for that stream and it was amazing. You have created many memes for Jesse's community. He now looks eggsellent because of you guys. Respect.
KING EGG 👑🥚
EGG
EGG
I love how prezoh edited clint like he would on his channel
Joey D made me tear up LOL y’all are so sweet underneath the memes. That’s why I love ya so much :)
Never thought I'd get emotional at a Cold Ones episode