$1000 UBER EATS MUKBANG (ft. Delivery Guy)
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2020
- We ordered so much UberEats, we had to ask the delivery guy for help.
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Nice i love it , finally something make me happy this week !
bruh it would cost me 30$ just to send a package if i wasn't poor I'd send some rakija
can i post myself bro
Bet
Two Australians kidnap a frenchman.
After this, they turned him into alcohol and used him for more beer
True
@@thegooobley1993 Groggy Frenchman becomes French grog
@@thegooobley1993 taste better made into red wine
damn these australianese abusing the frenchcongs
Keep the french guy on the show. He's too good to not be.
Too bad Max killed him at the end..
Jokakutihuti F
boy be vibin
agreed
Bring back Luca!!!!!!
They’re throwing money at the French delivery man like he’s a stripper
LMFAO😂
surprise food stripper
Gay stripper to be exact
theyre lonely, instead of getting a stripper they got someone to hang out w then
Let's be honest, the dude did look good
"give me money i eat all ice cream if you want!"
this man is literally experiencing the most blissful of states a mortal human being can achieve.
all human beings are mortal. unless theres something you arent telling us Ethan?
@@Beefaroni_Bert shit ive said too much i cant let my plan be rumbled by *Beefaroni Bert*
@@ethanmiller1808 out of all forms of human entertainment in history, are your favorites shows? Particularly breaking bad?
French dude is super smart to be wearing a helmet in this environment.
It's a month later but I'm giving this comment the reply it deserves. That made me laugh out loud, sir. Fair play.
@Blindi do you know what a vehicle with two wheels is called?
LMAO this made me laugh out loud
@Blindi well done
@Blindi m o t o r _____ ?
“Give me money I eat any”
My god he’s beautiful
@@l0nlym1lk17 nigga what
@@l0nlym1lk17 when the delivery guy is hot 😳😳😳
The froggies are hungry
...gay🤏
Ikr oml
I like how the Uber eats guy got into it when the chips came out and started syncing with their psycho energy, massive legend
Lmao yes he was sprinkling fries like money he definitely enjoyed his shift that day 😭😂😂😂😂
I can only imagine all the cooks punching the wall as a sudden order for 70 cheeseburgers ring in.
At exactly 11:59
They're wasting food, but giving money to underpaid workers. It equals out
its barely even food
It's Uh barely edible food yet my fat ass would still eat it
"Underpaid workers", the man has a Rolex on his wrist
@@stefanos821 hes an actor I checked his instagram
They still have to make the food
French guy: i dont English well
Max: thats extra funny
8:00 ur welcome
also max: give him money, give him your money
he wasnt wrong lol
That made me laugh soooo hard 😂😭
Yeaaaah... I saw that in the video
I love how the French dude just comes in and is just acting like one of you guys straight away.
Isn't he a part of the cast ?
@@louisferdinand8138 dude was the mf delivery driver lmao
I love that their idea of French music is just legend of Zelda OST lmao
thats great but shudve used this instead- ruclips.net/video/nLHbjeyzlHo/видео.html
I was just about to comment this lol
so this is where the patreon money is going
money well spent
@@OttomanDrifter91 honestly, this is the best vid yet, supreme meem
@@Psyfonify amen bruv
And to Chad's Twitter verification
How many does they get trough patreon
This is what the experts call the “stockholm syndrome”
Lmao
lol everybody know bout this cause money heist.
MC Jurka no shit
MC Jurka or from pow stories
Ahah
8:00 I don't speak well english
Max: That's extra funny
Hmm yes copying the same comment
Hmm yes copying the same comment
Ah indeed, transcribing information in a manner identical to a pre-existing statement.
@@awesomegamercz yeah
@@awesomegamercz Ah forsooth, transcribing inf’rmation in a mann’r identical to thy pre-existing statement
"Have you heard of Mr. Beast?"
"No."
"He has Crohn's disease"
"I don't get it."
By far the best Cold Ones episode I’ve seen yet cause they’re running out of special guests & have resorted to plucking random people off the streets for views.
hello Dinoto. btw its scarce here
And it works
Anything 4 views....... get it.......endme
Thats why his name is anything4views
didn't I just see you on byze's video? Algos be crazy mon
This random French men had one of the greatest and scariest nights of his life
he knows to fear the anglo for what they did to his ancestors
I love how chill he was. Like he was right at home.
I loved when he'd say "let's go!"
And he doesn't even notice
He adapted so quickly to the chaotic environment
Alternative title: Two fully grown men order a heart attack and kidnapp an Uber driver
That french guy is so dope, just big chilling in the most chaotic environment. Haha
He’s like the student helper in a special ed class lol
@@jojak0512 u made my day lol
i live in france and all we do is smoke shit and snort shit. we living the high life
thee real fucking G of the entire episode
@@nightslasher5141 and give up prematurely
this delivery guy looks like he has some stories to share
hi ervin. btw its scarce here
@@MrDankTM holy shit can you fuck off man
@@MrDankTM fucking wat m8
@@ervinbuilds472 He comments the same shit everywhere probably hoping for people to watch his shitty videos.
@@MrDankTM 2020 you are forgotten.
Can y’all please get him back we miss him dearly
That Frenchman is such a CHAD
But chad isn’t French
You absolutely need to get that French dude back on this channel. You struck gold landing him as your driver.
I can only agree
Yeah dudes awesome
Yes
Still waiting for the french dude
@ArlenR they will once Covid is over I’m pretty sure he went back to France so whenever he’s allowed to Australia they will (they said somewhere)
I have seen max eat someone else’s vomit and I still can’t believe he is a vegetarian
Wait seriously?
Pretty sure max vomits more than he eats
@skankhunt42 bruh lmao
@skankhunt42 whoa there pal, chill
Doubt he's vegeterian , he has eaten burgers before, and posted memes regarding plant based diets.
I love how casually he came on and became friends with them. He just sat down and bam its like they've been best buddies for years and didn't just meet
thats how boys are 😎
That French guy probably woke up the next morning unsure if all of this actually happened
That dude has a wedding ring on. He’s gonna go home and be like “Honey you would not believe what happened to me tonight”
in french
More like: "oonee, eu ooudnod beele wa das appen du me, doni"
Le Festin starts to intensify as he bolts through the door
That’s the wrong hand for a wedding ring breh
@skankhunt42 ikr it's very offensive....... how could he not include the BAGUETTES and CROISSANTS ?
”French cuisine yes?” 5 second later ”I order donut”
I mean donuts are French lol
tortellini fettachini Really?
@@tortellinifettuccine dont think so
@@tortellinifettuccine nah they're not they're Dutch
Beignets are French donuts
I laughed way too hard at that Uber driver just being so chill. W mans, much respect.
I just searched the french guy's Instagram and he has 20k followers and takes really cool photos, cool haha
what is it. i must know
@@andyisaspy rebibshki
@@fitterhappier2666 savin later
Max's chaotic energy has been brimming for all these years. He's released it gradually on cardboard pikachus, but the Max in this video, it's been a long time since we've seen this Max.
He even kinda did a prank call.
prank call by proxy
Hahahahha haha soooo good
Yes. I very much do miss his peak chaotic state. I miss his screams... especially his screams.
"I think Ill order 70 burgers" - Words I can only hope to utter one day
You can do that right now if you really want
hi andrews. btw its scarce here
@@eaglesfan701 YHow dare you assume i hold the power and bank account balance to order 70 burgers.
Fat
@@fangsinyourneck3444 I weigh 540 pounds, im just plus sized, not fat
“If I kill this man in hand to hand combat” “he gets to live”
He said defeat not kill
every time i rewatch this video max telling chad what to say on the phone like the other people can’t hear him makes me cry laughing
This dude is just French Zuckles wtf
Fuck You actually nailed it on the head.
I feel a lot of Elon Musk vibes in this man
He looks like Nakey Jakey.
yesss the french zuckles ahhaha dude is funny AF
Bonjour monsieur zucklée
when they said "take his wallet and his phone" I thought they were about to mug the french dude
Same though
Same though
Same though
Same though
Same though
I wasn't expecting the ending, the editing is always top notch😂
Omg french dude is the most adorable sweetest thing ever we must protect him at all costs
Why
Why you
my ears are ringing
I swear, this entire channel is a fever dream
If you think this is a fever dream watch sadworld on yt Dude
666th like
More of an alcohol nightmare than a fever dream😂
Don't watch it high it's a mistake
agreed
Can the French guy be a reoccurring character or comeback for an interview
ys
Da
Oui
Si
*Yes but in latin so you think I'm smart*
The french guy probably felt like he was in a dream.
Delivery Guy is an absolute legend. BRING HIM BACK!
The French guy is gonna make a RUclips channel called “anythingformoney” and you sure as hell know I’m gonna be the first subscriber
You read in my mind 😆
anything for money yehhh boyyy next guest on the podcast
Then changes name to The Gay Ones
icecreamformoney
@@taneev271 no that's this channel
Bro the funniest thing was "you cant have alcohol" and then straight after "BRING THE HEROIN"
Shoo lol
Well alcohol is more damaging than opioids so...
@@Puppy_Puppington
lmao, maybe in a pure form. but heroin? thats the deadliest drug you can do.
shadowthetwisted WTF. No. You obviously haven’t done it. Any substance can kill you easily if you mix or do it wrong... fentanyl is most likely the deadliest. When it comes to both medical & recreational usage. Then benzos. & also alcohol is up there with all 3 of these. Maybe you should look up stats first. How people actually OD and what it is on... you sound like you believe stupid propaganda. U know that most ODs are because of mixing right? Or because it was cut with fentanyl. Or do you even realize how many more people die from alcohol per year?!?! Same with tobacco/nicotine related products? Lmao. Heroin is super rare too. Diacetylmorphine is pretty expensive man. Lemme see your citations & your sources and I’ll show you mine ;)
shadowthetwisted I think the most deadliest and damaging shit you can do is alcohol / meth / tobacco.
The rest, (if you’re intelligent about it that is) don’t even come close to the damage these do. Especially if you have first hand experience in all of these then you’ll have a higher chance of immediately understanding why. Or also if you did simple research on the recorded stats(world stats cause some countries lie. Like the USA. Goddamn you CIA, planting drugs in poverty ridden black/minority neighborhoods & all that nonsense. Kinda silly that no one talks about it or is like “wtf about it”)
You guys have been the only people to make me laugh this way in years. I’ve been going through it and watching your videos always makes me a lot happier. Thank you for being you.
Max’s excitement when he saw a snack sized spud on the menu was amazing
REBIBSHKI’S A LEGEND DUDE - BRING HIM BACK!!
Bring him on the podcast
Carl Williams fax
Its been a day
"give me money, i eat all ice cream if you want" LEGEND
As a French person, I feel so proud to share my nationality with this dude!
What a king.
max: are you french
delivery man: yep
subtitles: oui
This is exactly the fine balancing point between garbage RUclips and wholesome youtube.
Except isn't not garbage because they intentionally want it to be garbage so instead it's just meta
Its only garbage if its faked
@@pastaroni8683 True
This is art. Make the French guy a regular. Have him wear the helmet.
Lmao
Agreed. Luca must come back.
Almost died when i read that one
Max saying couilles is something I didn't know I needed
Dude I'd get along with these guys so well. Prob most entertaining people I've ever seen on RUclips.
The French guy was honestly with the culture... without knowing about the culture at all 🤔
GET EM BACK FOR AN INTERVIEW
id be so sketched out if strangers that look like their on drugs ordering 1000$ worth of food invited me in
With the amount of production going on in that room you would be a fool not to accept the invitation inside
@@therealchewii could be rich drug lords about to shoot a porn for all he knows haha
@@toragic3432 And possibly drugs, too. You can't pass up an offer like that.
@@Clairebee i can only imagine how fucked that would end up and would walk in the biggest smile on my face lols
@@Clairebee yeah forreal, imagine delivering food and then getting to skate some free coke before going back to work lol
New favorite channel right now. Been binge watching all your stuff 😂
the level of flow-ness on this dude is amazing
He's LITERALLY WEARING A BIKE HELMENT
Max: HE'S GOTTA DRIVE
Uhh... motorbikes?
n0ll4n Uhh... its not a motorbike helmet fuck head?
you're still not allowed to ride a bike drunk
Max IS drunk, in case y'all didn't notice
what an interesting twist that the dudes instagram is his photography and it’s super good ????
Erica West I know I looked it up, so talented
Yeah, just looked him up, freaking bomb dude
Let that link roll
This makes me very happy
OMG I THOUGHT IT SAID PORNOGRAPY
Damn these videos makes my days just a little less shitty , thank you guys.keep the outstanding work up
The most wholesome coldones video
Chad:I'm giving up uber eats to lose weight
Also chad:
to be fair this is like a month or so old so he might have by now
Gypsyblood777 he had to have one last trip
the frenchman was so genuienly happy and vibey, good times.
Love that Kass’s song was added in 😂
I haven’t laughed like I did to this video in years Thankyou guys so much and keep doing what your doing :)
chad is slowly becoming the responsible friend in this relationship
True
The urber eats driver is a legend
ahh, love me urber eets mate
Bro I fucking love the French so peaceful and respectable
This shit is my comfort channel. I dont know how its possible but everytime i take psychedelics i watch this channel if im having a bad time (or a good one those effects really be getting you going)
Max: have you heard if the australian fires?
Uber eats man: yeah
Max: bad?
Uber eats man: yeah
Max: yeah
Uber eats man : yeah thats it
French Guy is awesome lmao, I wouldn't mind him being on the show regularly. He's hilarious.
As a McDonald’s worker, lemme tell you something. 70 ham burgers isn’t uncommon.
3 weirdest orders I got:
• 20 nuggets, a bag of cheese melts and 40 cheese burgers
• 50 cheese burgers and 20 mayo’s (add cheese)
•1 McSpicy and 18 box of 20 nuggets with (and I kid you not) 18 BBQ dips, 36 curry dips, 18 ketch up…
ONE OF THE BAGS WAS SAUCE!
I go through and rewatch all the cold ones videos every two months
" you heard of mr beast? "
" mr beast? "
" yea he's got Crohn's disease "
Nudah more like nugay
I fucking died
Nudah nudah
i had to go lay down because this joke made me laugh so hard
oh shit it’s optic lechuga
These guys are somehow crazier than back in the FilthyFrank days
Nah
Lmao nah back then they ate vomit and other bodily fluids and smashed bottles and all sorts of shit
@@adamevangelista191 remember the chicken heart barrage
how is them eating a lot of food crazier than filthy frank??? this man made a video where he cooked rats off the street and fed them to his midget friend
ass7 they just have more budget but they’re not crazier
Hey maxmoefoe, love your content, it’s been really carrying me through some dark times, thank you for always posting quality shit mate, cheers from Oregon, USA
This is the only kind of mukbang I'll watch
me:you’ve just lost 20k
and spend 1k more on food
chad: *my goals are beyond your understanding*
"aw that's right he can't have alchohol he's driving....."
"GIVE HIM THE HEROIN!!!"
I had a bit of a chuckle I was watching this while waiting for my bubble tea order😂
Ive never watched too many Mukbangs but i feel thats already the best amoung them XD
BRING HIM BACK. HES A COLD ONES GOD
Chad the type of guy to get banned for putting the n-word in his order.
Calthecool is he?
@@noahmay7708 yes
You can get banned for that? I've been naming my Domino's pizzas "niggerman" and "Anne Frank" for years.
@@twilly999 nice
@@twilly999
Then some of them must've read H.P Lovecrafts works and played good ol' MeinKraft
Ive been catching up on this show after finding it two weeks ago and honestly this has to be my favorite episode of all of them by far 😂
this is one of my favorite videos on youtube and ik ur not going to see this but i hope u guys keep up the great and funny content. cheers
Idk why but I cried laughing when he said “you got apple right? Buy us some phones”
This
This is why it took so long to post. They were eating Handburger 🖐
they filmed an episode with keemstar, im just waiting for him to release it :(
"Handburger" lmao im dead.
*Footburger*
I hope that drivers doing well such a champion for this!!
WE NEED MORE LIKE THIS GOT ME GOIN LIKE THE GOOD DAYS
"Do you know Mr. Beast? He has Crohn's disease."
I don't get it
Mango Gummi it’s just so random that its funny
@@limons6226 I don't get it
@@checobtro I don't get it
@@checobtro I don't get it
Absolute legend Luca, get him back on for some drinks
"ill give you 100 dollars to come eat it with us " " i cant" "ok, 200" XD
Can’t believe Luka is now like a dope photographer
Why does every French person speaking English say "how you say?"
Because in French we say it whenever we try to speak about an unknown topic I think?
English is a fucked language lmao. they say down in South American too. like in Spanish you say "cómo se dice" cómo = how | se = you | dice " say | it's like like the direct translation. ik nobody asked but I'm high asf rn and idc
@@infinitylucky6916 "se" doesn't mean you, it basically means "it", i'm not spanish, but some stuff is similiar to italian, we say "come si dice?" Which is basically the same thing with different words, the grammar is very similar, the fact is that latin-based languages have very specific stuff that english doesn't have.
In english we say "How DO you say" and "I DON'T know" etc. The verb "do" is a syntactic marker in English. If you calque similar phrases from German for example :
"Wie sagt man ... ?"
lit. "How says one ... ?", actually means "How does one say ... ?
Etc. cba to write anymore im tired
Edit: something worth mentioning is the phrase "what say you?" which predates periphrasatic do.
nah thats jus anyone whos learning the language
Next special guests will be a stray cat and a crack baby , stay tuned!
It would be good content
These guys could probably sit around taking turns sniffing a turd and somehow make it funny as fuck
Please let this be a series lolollll