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Honestly tho shout out to twomad for editing and helping produce the video drop him some love - ruclips.net/channel/UC4sxB7lQ17CKRpFQpntloRg
Masterful use of the pufferfish meme audio
Cold Ones will do. This is by far my favorite show to watch. You guys always bring plenty of laughs. Plus there’s a MASSIVE LEGEND HERE!!!!
Maduwefuwedadaiday did a great job
The whole time I was watching I was thinking "did two ad edit this?" and I went down to the Comments to see if any1 else thought so too and now I'm just impressed with myself
MAKES MORE SENSE
"So, hows your life?"
"Yeah, not bad. Steady decline."
This is so deep
NO WAY!!! Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I smell like 100 dead orangutans? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, smelling like 100 dead orangutans is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear arttzrzu
AxxL shut up child
@@AxxLAfriku epic funny my bruh
Ooo looks a comment JODishere didn’t reply to
8:24
Please never give Chad a pinned mic I can hear his breathing it's like a divorced smokers microwave
💀
bruh that got me right there
Just don't give Chad a mic lol
This needs a pin
Breathing wasn't that bad, listening to him eat was horrifying.
The chaotic energy between these two drunkards and twomads editing makes for an amazing video ngl
Yuri edited this one
@@user-jx9ft9ss8o this is the only video twomad edited, they talked about it on their year recap!
@@puddle3551 damn I just watched that, I thought it was a different bed tho my b
@@user-jx9ft9ss8o nah its this bed
But prezoh is the editor?
I swear Chads heavy breathing has me paranoid, i just hear *breathing noises* and like im just trying to chill by myself and i keep freaking out.
How fucked up were you last month
How fucked up were you the last 4 months
how fucked up were you the last 7 months
@@officialbsnhs7817 very
Are you fucking
i can just imagine twomad pissing himself laughing as he intentionally kept in all of chad's mouth noises throughout the video
and how could you not? especially during the end when he went to take a piss
LMAO
It's not funny, it's unwatchable.
I get it, xd no 1 else wood do that lmfao so it funny rofl
@@dylanmonstrum1538 Who
@@dylanmonstrum1538 why? I think that is hot. 🥵
Whoever edited this was clearly high, drunk or both
f u Al
JODisHere No need for the language you alcoholic weed consumer
Worse, its twomad.
@@noot.9859 ok boomer
aka Twomad
"Its like when you nudge a pinball machine it says no nudge bro" LOL
No Nudge November amirite
Came back to watch the peak of twomad’s existence as an editor to remember him before he went to paedophilic shit. Now I’ll live the rest of my life and never think of him again.
I was literally just about to comment this!! I was like 😬 after I say twomad had edited this video
Nobody knows if he was guilty other then the people involved in the situation. I doubt you knew him personally so your going up to bat agienst someone you don't know anything about. I'm not saying he was innocent. I'm just saying he never got his chance in court to prove if he was innocent or guilty so jumping to conclusions from twitter drama isent gonna get anyone anywhere in life .
Almost every creater has spoken up to support the claims that his behavior was extremely erratic@@womboleantribeleader7464
@@shrimpe2876that is wrong. Jameskii is a russian liar. There was no solid evidence of the kids thing.
It’s amazing they filmed this with birds on their heads the entire time
sup Robert
@@MrDankTM why are you replying to everyone bro? with that little tick too congrats on that
@@MrDankTM how much did you buy your channel for bro
@solve et coagula His total views is 98k haha
@@MrDankTM hmmmmmmmmm
My favorite thing is the drunker they get, the more they say "bro" and "man."
Cmon yuri dewa shot *maannnn*
LMAO
Alcohol content is directly proportional to them saying bro and man, it's called the broman paradox
So....they're perma-drunks?
They become more bogan with each shot
"Don't tip your head back -"
Chad showed the same subconscious reflexes as a mom flinging her arm over her kid when coming to a sudden stop.
25:36 i swear ive seen toddlers struggle to tell a story the exact same way, because they don't know enough words yet
this comment is sooo underrated, bro
this like good mythical morning if it was scuffed, cursed and Australian
true bruh
productunknown scuffed and cursed are epic internet words
why’d i literally think “scuffed gmm vibes” like five minutes before reading this
To be honest, you just said 2 words that describe an Australian, 'scuffed' and 'cursed'.
You mean if it was good and not fuckin boring tripe?
hahahah ok but the choice to boost chads breathing sounds was pretty lit
William Burger
When are you gonna be a guest?
Bro Wil you need to upload
To Weynon Priory then......
Hand berger
I’m sorry. But “thaturday & Thunday” destroyed my lungs from me laughing.
i like how every time max hits the bruh button it looks like its his last hurrah before a violent death
The one at 23:50 cracks me the fuck up every time
"And put a racist flag behind him to make him look like hes sieg heiling "
Uses drama alert. Perfect
Keemstar is a king, saying the n word w/ hard r is epic bro
@@bigmike8586 nigeria?
Big Mike that clip was made such a long time ago when everyone wasn’t so much of a pussy nowadays, people could make jokes back then and people knew they were only jokes and it was amazing
GamingWithRich it’s not that, it’s just how much of a hypocrite he is
Hello Kevan how is he a hypocrite 💀
Really glad to see the increased diversity in the cold ones squad with the introduction of intern Muhammad
I feel like this entire episode was made during a gas leak
I can't describe why, but Cold Ones feels almost like the anti-Good Mythical Morning, and I can't get enough of it.
Bruh real shit
Chad - ”So how’a your life?”
Max - ”Not bad, steady decline.”
I lost it at this part lmao
It made me choke on my bong smoke. I almost died.
@@4thsanchez83 You smoke the devils cactus?!?! thats epic bro!!1!
Allegedly!
Dude, I read this at the same time they said it.
That was a nice, serendipitous moment and this is a stupid fuckin' comment. 😂 But it was a killer moment.
Thats actually my favorite vid ever on cold ones
sup fiola
JODisHere fuck you.
Idk man the video with the Christian SuperMega bois was pretty good
Chads drunk laughter and then the “Oh” of despair as he drops the shot. I felt that.
I just get so much joy from watching the mindless rambles of two meme lords as they get more and more drunk, and the twomad edits just make it better
The editor is either a genius or completely insane
It's twomad, he's notorious for his editing
why not both
It's twomad he's a legend
Over-edited in my opninion
TheBjcn fr
“Put a racist flag behind him”
*Puts Drama Alert*
I see what you did there. Cold Ones never forgets.
twomad never forgets
Neva forget neva surrender
What do you mean
@@DookScooter drama alert said the n-word
@@peepeirs4861 o
27:17 I love how Chad uses the scientific name for the alcohol they use in hand sanitizer, like it's the only thing he's well educated on
Isopropyl alcohol my guy.
it's wild going back to this earlier cold ones when they were departing from mostly being a podcast. The humor and everything is there, but these days idk the vids just have such a pronounced energy about them. These older ones are still top tier tho :)
chads heavy breathing halfway through the video and his long pauses due to the booze got me dying
Yea I honestly can't tell if it's real or not. I mean he his fatti.
@@benjaminmayall2679 i sincerely hope its because he is ridiculously drunk
this time on cold ones, Chads fat dad noises coming through a microphone.
25:29
8:56
F A T D A D N O I S E S
Holy fuck i laughed so hard
Chad Laughing like a Maniac at Max's Jokes is always the best part of these videos.
“It looks like someone came in it”
*immediately gives it a strong sniff*
I feel like I just watched ADHD as a video
well it would be fiction then wouldn’t it
As someone with severe ADHD can confirm
Try watching twomad's own videos. Literal aneurysm.
can confirm when i finished watching the vid i realized i was staring at the mirror
Also someone with severe adhd can agree.
Chad sounds like he's one more meal away from a heart attack
Yeah, I'm worried when I hear someone breathing like that
Fat fuck
MMMMMmmmmmmph.
"Oh yah"
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmfffffff.
Makes it really hard to watch these videos. Lol every single one I swear
He is such a fat fuck aye :(
For some reason 23:15 kills me. Max saying Saturday and Sunday like that just gives me joy 😊
I like to think that all the mouth noises and breathing is twomad just getting back at the lads for calling him prezoh a million times
Anyone else notice how accurate Chad's math was with the odds of being tazed 3 times in a row? Man had it exact at 12.5%
Yeah that really caught me off guard, wonder how long it was between that cut
Just noticed there wasn’t a cut I dont think, impressive
Gambling man
Explain the math for us small brains.
Adam Barrett divide 100 hundred by 2 for the amount of times they did it so it goes from 50 to 25 to 12.5
The amount of editing at the beginning is a drug trip
if you've seen twomads videos, you would understand
@@GodofChumYour name is a blessing, teach me your ways lol
Two mad must of done it
@@natemajor6560 it is edited by him
8:22 one of my fav moments on the channel
he just like me fr
18:28 I refuse to believe he calculated that himself in his mind.
I sprinted to the comment section as soon as he did that like how the fuck
Y’all should make two mad the permanent editor this shit is fire
I agree, the editing is top notch. Nice work twomad!
Way over the top. What is this 2011?
@@AG.Floats yeah i agree
good editing
Please more like this
Twomad has just as much chaotic energy as these fucking drunks and makes a perfect editor.
That's why he's the editor
@@sinistrality7883 hes edited others too genius lol
@@redknockz454 can you link the vids that Twomad edited here then, please?
@@sinistrality7883 and what other videos has twomad edited?
@@sinistrality7883 sorry meant to tag the dude you tagged 😂
The way it zooms in on Chad’s eyes bugging out while he’s breathing so heavy fucking kills me
26:35 I love his little chucky laughs 😂
Chad breathing in the bathroom is prime asmr
“Should we delete the footage?”
This is Gold
How much gold has gotten deleted!?
max is so fucking picky about the quality of content haha even though everything is gold
rewatching this while high and the classical music is hitting so good in this,, it feels so elegant
This is the best Cold Ones episode for sure. Everyone just grogging, laughing and having a good time
I’ve watched this video at least twenty times and every single time when max answers chad with “yeah not bad, steady decline” I feel ecstatic and delirious to the point of hysteria
This went from RUclips comment to Shakespeare real quick
truly, me too man
8:20
you should probably see a doctor about that mate
Well ok then
Watching this was like having a stroke and a seizure while high on LSD. Great editing, we need more videos like this!
I watched this on ketamine and I thought I was loosing my mind
@@DrCartof NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
@@muertolamento LMAOOO
the classy music adds to the illusion that these aren't complete degenerates and it just adds to the comedy
Watching these videos while drunk is a completely different experience than when watching while you are sober
Why tf does Max's voice sound like it's on a permanent flanger effect
I think you mean chorus. It's because he's about as loud as the Airbus A380, and is being picked up in Chad's mic too. It's ever so slightly off sync, too.
Phase effect from 2 mics picking up the same sound source, but at slightly different times, which messes the frequencies up and gives it that weird hollow sound.
Fuck all you I can't unsee or hear this shit especially the video sync
fuck comb filtering on gawd
23:35 Listening to Chad's caveman brain trying to explain what he's seeing made my day tbh
"alcohol buts in adidas symbols with some grog bottles" 🤣
These two are the only people in the world I've ever seen who make drinking with friends look actually fun.
You dont need fun yo have alcohol
Whenever I need to laugh I watch cold ones, never fails. The podcasts are awesome, but these casual fucking around style videos are S tier man
A little bit of twomad and his ADHD and editing rubbed off on the boys
Apparently twomad actually did edit this
It's the schizophrenia
17:07 Max has finally been met with karma for shocking the shit out of Ian and George back in the day.
Eyo that wasn't Max it was Maxine
Damn that was so long ago 😭😭
Just coming back two years later to say
This nigga said george
He couldn’t handle a cricket but wants a bird. Oh Chad. lol you silly silly man ❤
One of the funniest cold ones videos they've made. So many memes in this video. I love it
"Dude, Chris Griffin is sexy. How old do you think he is?!"
"How old is Stewie Griffin."
Holy shit, I died
"Man children are s-"
imma leave this on 420 likes B-)
Editor: “How much editing would you like?”
Cold ones: “yes”
this is minimal amounts of editing for twomad
Twomad is an editing god
Camera moves way to much. Other edits are great
Your brain: “how much originality do you want in this joke?”
You: “*no*”
hey you put some mozart in there, love how you've made it sound like 18th century parlour games
lmao I love the SAW music at 17:30
Chad: So hows your life?
Max: Yeah not bad, steady decline
bruh
Feel you bro
Why you stop upload bro
Yeah bro you're technically an og. First upload 13 years ago. You could've been huge. Looks like you were heading in the right direction
My life is getting worse and worse every day Idk when it will stop
Imma start saying that shit when ppl ask how's life
I feel like I convince myself each year will be better for the first 4 months. Then I gradually realize I’ve already soiled that chance and just accept my fate.
10/10 please have twomad edit all the videos.
@M B legaliize fucking cancer culture
Twomad’s editing is so perfect for cold ones 💀💀
I’m going to be honest: this has become one of my comfort videos
shoutout to that water bottle that didn’t get touched once while these fools got patrick shwasted lmao
Forgotten product placement
Drinking water with alcohol is a waste of money!
Chads heavy breathing is making me feel tired
Well thats just topnotch Asmr, am i right?
I read this right as he was breathing super heavy 😂
i was the 420 like
8:13 this is such an honest hey brother
Even re-watching this- Chad's heavy breathing still makes the episode
I can't tell if Yuri is having fun or if his soul is being crushed.
Both.
Yuritarded? Thats not funny.
LMAO
@@thetokensaregood1965 Laughed reading this comment. - i am drunk, but still would find it funny sober.
Love that in the end max is so drunk loud that he’s picking up on Chads mic
that the music in the background is the same as this one episode of bluey is really wigging me out ngl
also yes I’m still rewatching this video three years later, it is what it is
The TWOMAD was a jump scare
It’s so funny when they drink and it is their job but I really don’t want them to die of liver cancer
if they die they die they chose this life
they prolly only do this once a week not everyday
@@AB-fg5lz both
It's fine Australia has universal healthcare
They live in Australia, if they don't drink themselves to death the fauna will kill them instead. Might as well go as you want to.
Whoever edits these is amazing and deserves more money
It's twomad aka I'll see you tomorrow meme guy.
He has his own channel.
toemad
prezoh.
@@zen-z9618 no way, twomad is their editor?
@@aronicus. just for this video, normally it’s prezoh
I’m not ok with this being 4 years old already
The news party with them is funny
A Cold Ones vid with Twomad as the editor? Christmas came early this year my bois
Please keep twomad as an editor, I just laughed my guts out
That was twomad?
Ahhh that explains a LOT
Nah twomad is way more extreme no way
@@thedarksideofthemoon9612 they say twomad edited this video at the end
This is by far my favourite editing of any cold ones video
The double “INTERN MOHAMMAD” with the second time getting cut off abruptly still tickles my funny bone
it is a crime that they don't post more often. cold ones is curing my depression. i need more content, thank you
I love how twomad edits, he has such a unique and chaotic style
Pie Guy ranton is definitely similar if you’re into that style
This channel is the only thing that can make me uncontrollably laugh anymore
Same HAHA
Whenever twomad edits I just get blasts of serotonin
This video has literally made me cry with laughter!!! That I demanded we watched it again a couple of days later!!! 😂 That is me boys is my favourite bit 😂 and the parts when they sound like they are drowning when speaking 👏🏼
chad's ASMR mic is exactly how I think he sounds all the time
Max: "Remember: a glass a day..."
*looses train of thought*
RIP twomad cant believe the path he went down
Eyo, the editing is absolutely top notch, i am crying of laughter all the time, twomad is goated for this one.
I watched this on ketamine and I thought I was going crazy and this is my hell.
twomad editing
man i watched a whole playlist of cold ones on blow and ket and in this video at the 20 minute mark i literally thought i was about to have a stroke
26:49 lucifers satanic laugh
Ketamine is for child drag stars. You can do better.
Same comment iv seen on alot of there videos. So its gonna be a no you weren't from me.
"So how's your life?"
"Not bad. Steady decline."
Too real for me, bros.
I’m going back to old vids cause I have ran out of your new ones and my fiancé and I have never LAUGHED so hard at a RUclips video 😂😂😂😂 this is fuckin CONTENT GOLD !!!!
I love watching these videos while drinking makes me laugh every time and have a good day
chad's heavy breathing throughout really makes this video get that man to a doctor
i just found you guys the other day and at the last bit i started cry laughing these guys are fkn hilarious
The way Chad looks at Max's wrap at 15:41 had me in stitches